To all you Mercy players, thank you. Thank you for everything.
Anus in penis
>>337100663
No, don't thank her, give her a cock and demean her. It's what she really wants.
>>337100663
Thanks for all the hips__
>tfw zenyatta sucks at healing
>playing supportcuck as a ""man""
is there anything more pathetic?
>>337100663
And to all the players who peel for us, thanks for understanding that we're not miracle workers. Well, not always.
>>337100663
From Mercy players to you braindead idiots charging into enemy fire head on: FUCK YOU.
>>337100750
Not appreciating the players who let you keep having fun instead of running back for healthpacks. That's pretty pathetic, anon.
>>337100750
Btw I'm a girl.
>>337100837
Prove it, faggot.
>>337100663
Is that Akroma?>>337100686
>>337100737
>using Zenyatta for healing
>not just fucking everyone's shit up with discord orbs and charged orb shots
>>337100663
GUYS MY HEALTH BAR IS ON YOUR SCREEN WHEN I'M HEALING YOU SO TURN AROUND AND HELP WHEN YOU SEE IT GOING DOWN. I CAN MAKE YOU STRONGER IT WILL BE REALLY EASY JUST TURN AROUND AND KILL THIS BITCH GOD DAMN FUCK.
>mercy is 37 years old
Support > Tank > Defense > DPS
>>337100663
Literally an angel
>>337100945
Charged shots are shit though.
>Pharah x Mercy combo
Literally unstoppable.
>>337100663
t. Mercy player
Now get on your knees and start sucking slut.
>>337100954
Problem?
>>337101023
>slowly floating airborne targets
>not free frags for hitscan weapon users
>>337101004
Tell that to the Tracer walking around a corner only to get 175 damage spurted all over her perfect face.
>>337100949
Fucking this. When I'm healing some fuck they just keep walking away when some tracer bitch or whatever is fucking me up and then complain why i wasnt healing anymore when they eventually die.
>>337100954
FUCK YOU
>>337100954
>being this much of a pedo
I bet you masturbate to all of that D.Va porn circulating around
>>337101093
You only need to land like one regular headshot with an orb of discord. Charged shot is a waste of time and ammo.
>>337101127
>fapping to a 19 year old is being a pedo
Ok.
Mei is the best character I love playing her and making Overwatch great again
To all of your Mercy players learn to aim with your pistol before screaming it needs a buff.
>>337100954
But she has the body of a 25 year old thanks to the wonders of modern medicine, anon.
>>337100949
I've had teams with multiple tanks whine and cry because they fail to protect me then wonder why I'm not behind them 24/7, What's worse is one of them was a Roadhog, who can fully heal himself every 5 seconds.
>you will never marry Mercy and start a family with her
There is no reason to keep living
>>337100663
So apparently she's Swedish and spouts something every once in awhile in that language. What does she say?
>>337101446
Pretty sure his heal skill restores 300 HP, not 600.
>>337101474
Shes german
>>337101474
She says:you're a retard, anon.
>>337101204
Y'all know that in order to make it in Korean eSports you gotta live in a team house from as early as middle school, right? Dumb slut has probably been taking non-stop dick from her teammates for years
>>337101474
>SwedishRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>337100954
>>337101332
>/v/ believes you can't look good at 37
You guys should visit a gym sometime
Pleny of middle aged folks that are fit and attractive.
Although, I imagine they're fewer in number in midwestern states. There's tons in coastal states.
>>337101515
Mercy is NOT a cuck. She is a Swiss qt3.14
>>337100663
>t. Mercy player
Fuck off
>>337101567
But anon, I live in California and it's canon that she uses medicine to look that good.
Lucio is better
>play Mercy all night
>get loads of friend request
I dont want to be healslut all the time. I was trying it out
>playing Mercy
>team is supposed to escort the payload
>everyone is off playing fucking team death match and getting wrecked except for me and a 76
>everyone keeps yelling, "where are the fucking heals?", "this mercy sucks! "
>76 and I are wrecking anyone who comes near and move at a steady pace
>win the game
>he sends me a friend request and a leave the shitty team
I hate retards who can't play the fucking objective. Did CoD TDM really ruin this many people?
>>337101601
"Swiss" isn't a real nationality. She's German.
Switzerland is just a social construct anyway.
>>337101217
>Building a wall and making the other team pay for it
Feels fucking fantastic.
god I hate you faggots who turn healing into some kind of homosexual sissy boi roleplay. no you are not a fuck slut just because you play a role in a video game, stop being a faggot.
>>337101515
>>337101650
That's fine, but you and I both know it's not beyond the realm of possibility to look good at that age.
>>337101747
>fantastic
>not ameizing
Ya blew it!
>>337101654
I find it depends what for, lucio is certainly a better all rounder and necessary on koth. Mercy is better if the team has self heals, the team is widespread (so defence usually benefits from her, although she can play attack fine too) and you can take advantage of the damage boost.
>>337101218
>All
Nah, we're good. The only people who complain are the shitters who were shit to begin with.
Why do people use Mercy when Lucio can heal more than one person at a time and his gun is actually okay?
>>337101942
Lucio can't pocket a Bastion hiding behind Rein's shield.
>tfw you'd like to try the game but open beta is over
You think Blizzard will eventually drop the price? I'm not paying 60 bones for a TF2 clone with waifus.
>>337102034
>60
I see that Blizzard's marketing scheme aimed at retards is working pretty well on /v/ too.
not playing Mercy in a game where people spawn and then sprint forward until they die
i can literally stand there looking at all the enemies crawling around our flanks waiting to gang rape anything that's not a deathball and yet team mates just run straight passed me 1-by-1 to their doom.
oh and the absolutely genius fucking input you get from them
>gET ON tHE oBECJTIVE222""1""
fucking kill yourself
>>337101942
Depends. They are both good but sometimes Mercy's ult is a game changer. Usually offensive I go Mercy and Lucio on defense.
>>337100750
>t. reaper main
>>337101753
Ziegler is a German word, and your picture says "base of operations" not "place of birth"
bet you feel so embarrassed you wanna kill yourself, but don't worry about it.
>>337100954
>kids on /v/ think 37 is old
>>337101768
I never said it was impossible, just that Mercy literally has the body of a 25 year old instead of it being "like the body of a 25 year old"
>>337100663
Reminder that if you play Mercy, you are a sissy faggot that wants dick.
>>337101753
well switzerland is leagues above germany, that makes her superhot
>>337100663
:3c
>>337101753
>She works in swissland
>this means she must be swiss
>>337100954
Why does it remind me of something gay
>>337102251
Why is there a giant toad on his sleeve
>main mercy for majority of beta
>get skins poses and emotes from loot boxes
>its all gone tomorrow
hello darkness my old friend
>>337102150
That's the opposite of the experience I've been getting.
Randoms usually just ignore the objective and spread out across the map playing tdm.
Except the occasional Rein who does nothing but stand on the cart with a shield up for the entire game.
>dumb americunts think switzerland is any different then germany
the same language other accent, like you would talk to one of your AMERICAN NEGROIDS FROM THE GHETTO and be from texas
>>337102273
You're only encouraging me.
>>337100663
Can this meme fucking die? Mercy is fucking awful, any half decent player will see the tether and one shot you. I hope you mercy players will never encounter a good Genji.
Lucio is by far the best support and the only support who isn't complete dog shit.
>>337102246
Almost like a huge part of Switzerland speaks German or something. Saying she's German is "the Dutch are German" tier mental retardation.
>>337101332
>wonders of GERMAN SCIENCE
fix'd that for you
>>337100663
I've got to play as her when I get my hands on this game.
Because of how I like matures and women with a bird motif.
>>337100663
>Sappy faggotry from a guy pretending he doesn't main mercy hoping other people will follow suit and pat players on the back for performing the sole function of their fucking class
tHanKS gaiz!111
>>337102463
Stop being such a degenerate, tank worshiping beta.
>>337102518
>Genji
>being able to kill ANYONE without the ult
>>337102367
I got all of her skins too but I always find myself going back to the default. Her imp skins just don't look that good for some reason.
>>337101750
Then play Robo Buddha or Rave McGee
>>337102367
>that semen demon skin
>>337101753
DROPPED
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P
E
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>>337102518
>Luciofags
>Not realizing that all competitive teams run Mercy + Lucio because if you only have Lucio you get out-sustained in big fights
jej
>>337102606
>being so bad you can't land lmb
>being so bad you can't animation cancel
>>337100750
I just wanna help
>>337102370
well i mean it's kinda the same thing, they just zerg in 1-by-1 in a random directions with absolutely no regards for the state of the game and blue chevrons on the screen, those people shouting "WIN DA GAME OMG WTTFFF" are doing it in the last 5 seconds when we're 4 dead and its literally over and I haven't seen them on the actual frontline for the entire match.
there needs to be some kind of introductory video to team-based objective games that simply outlines the states of HOLDING - PUSHING - FALLING BACK. am i getting too complex here, could the OW audience grasp this sort of thing?
>>337102637
I want /tv/ to leave
>>337102637
>>337102150
>gET ON tHE oBECJTIVE222""1""
Every fucking time.
What grinds my gears more is that fucking retards even after wiping the team all just rush off to the spawn instead of at least one standing on the enemy payload to push it further back
>>337100954
I'M THEHRTEE SEVUN, I'M NOT OLD!
>>337102653
Except competitive teams don't even run Mercy after the nerf to her ult range. She's too easy to kill and her tether makes her a really easy target to find.
>>337102367
Good. I've gotten so many fucking Winston skins i'm literally begging for a reset at this point.
>>337102545
the dutch speak german?
>>337102251
>iguana on his sleeve
What the fuck
>>337102637
Of course they made her a fucking kike, even though jews aren't aryan or have pretty facial features; it'd be "racist" or some stupid shit if she were a beautiful aryan german
>>337102810
Did you even watch the weekend tournament?
Seriously, stop shitposting.
>>337102791
Jesus fuck
>Crack is literally a flat texture that grows on the wall that. It doesn't even grow gradually, just sort of pops in new texture
>Wryyyyy!! is literally a two frame animation
I don't care if I sound like a tryhard faggot, but this is unwatchable.
>>337102367
I wanna buy the game and then spend hundreds of bucks to buy all if her emotes and skins! Fuck Blizzard but Mercy is
C
U
T
E
>>337102637
Still would marry her.
>>337102961
Not only that but what fucking purpose does that reference even serve? None of the vampires in Jojo make that noise when they're mad or upset, it's always when they're laughing and about to kill someone. Dumb anime bitch is literally just throwing a temper tantrum. Did the producers have a quota for references to fill or some shit
>>337102840
Oh my fucking god, you too? I got a gold rarity Winston skin and a purple Winston skin and I fucking hate Winston
>>337102938
>having a surname used by kikes makes her a kike
Anon, kikes loved to take German surnames to hide their kikeness. It doesn't mean everyone with a surname that kikes stole is a kike themselves.
>>337103212
sounds like something a jew would say to hide their jewishness
>>337102981
Her applause emote is the cutest thing in the game.
>>337103253
I'm a Slavnigger with a retarded surname that my ancestors made up.
>>337103319
sounds like something a jew would say to hide how jewy they are
>>337102840
I keep getting skins for symmetra and zen. In never use them and they are shit compared to Lucio and mercy
>>337103109
That anime was filled to the brim with epic references. It's what for humour in most things nowadays.
>>337103375
You know, I'm pretty sure that my great grandfather was a kike. I guess I'm a kike now.
>>337100663
To all you shitty Mercy players, fuck you. Please try a different hero, you might actually be good at other characters while not being completely dead-weight ULT fodder.
Not saying Mercy sucks, just some people should never touch her.
Can you guys post some mercy webms? I want to see why you find her so cute.
>>337103109
so much this
regardless of what /a/ says fucking anime is turning into teen titans go tier 100% stupid low quality pandering shows
>>337103376
Do you think that Symmetra poos in the loo or in the street?
>>337100663
>Implying Mercy doesn't die first in every fight
It's high noon.
top 3 girls
Mercy
D.Va
Zarya
>>337103503
Doesn't everyone but Hanzo players choose a different character every round?
>>337103506
>>337102251
that snake is huge
>>337103503
Mercy's that don't switch to damage boosting when my health is high or full infuriate me. I get you wanna keep my HP high, but it'll stay high if I can kill people better.
>>337103456
sounds like something a jew would say
>>337100694
This
>>337103668
The applause one is better though.
>>337100762
>And to all the players who peel for us
So no one?
>>337103718
Same, I only played with maybe four Mercy's that actually used the damage boosting ability aside from me during the entire open beta.
>>337103506
Go into any other Overwatch thread. They'll full of Mercyposting.
>>337103814
If it's so good, why don't you post it?
>>337103668
those hips
those lips
that hair
good fucking god
>>337100837
Please, Please be in London.
>>337103668
reminds me of this
>>337103883
I'm on my laptop, anon. I don't have any webms. Here's a video, though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Favlan3DfMs
>>337103894
That rubber collar thingy partially covering her cheecks is the sexiest part of her design.
>>337102337
The "base of operations" is the place everyone is from, see the comics, lore write ups and in game lines.
>>337103668
I need a Butakoma CG-Set featuring Mercy
>>337100954
>Genji is a poor man's Raiden, he even has a ripoff of the HF Murasama
>>337103718
>>337103857
This so much!
Also I had many Mercy's that would exclusively damage boost Reinhardt while moving a payload. Does that actually increase the shield health?
>>337100663
Is she a robot? I get the danger sound like ive been targeted with a missile when I play her
>>337100663
i wish you mercy faggots switched to lucio on koth maps
mercy is so shit on koth maps compared to the nig lucio
>>337103964
Agreed, don't even know why it is.
>>337103979
Don't reply to him, he's probably some butthurt German cuck.
>>337103857
most players i run into when playing mercy are complete morons who blindly run into gunfire and im forced to keep healing up.
these are the same players who complain about bastion being OP when all they do is run towards it while its in turret mode.
>>337100694
You could just train her. After a match all you need to do is whip your dick out and she would get on her knees and heal it with her mouth. Then she'd be grateful for the reward afterwards.
>>337104047
No, they are just retarded
>>337100750
no, shaving my whole body is the most pathetic thing i do. playing support is just for fun
>>337103627
>Zarya
Beta sissy faggot detected. It's Widowmaker>Mercy>D.va
>>337100663
>play Mercy
>team doesn't protect me despite me healing and buffing them
>constantly lets me get gangbanged or harassed by the enemy tank
>switch to an offense hero
I think a good reason why this game is popular is because of the waifus and not the gameplay
>>337104226
how is liking strong girls beta?
>>337104301
People play a character centric game for the characters? I think you should get a Nobel prize for this enlightening discovery.
I'm going to ask in this thread.
Does anyone know if getting "epic" in that commendation thing at the end of the game does anything? I got it once but couldn't figure out what it does, if anything.
>>337104292
This, or when they keep letting a reaper get to me while I'm trying to heal the entire team so they don't dissolve in seconds
>>337104301
There's LoL for that.
>see enemy Mercy on Reinhardt
>switch to Roadhog
>make a beeline for her
>make her suck on my hook
>becomes my personal fucktoy
>Reinhardt tries so hard to stop me
>mfw everytime he fails
>>337102337
She speaks with a Swiss accent in the German dub.
>your face eventually there will be a genderswapped version of classes
>>337104424
>the fucking nose in that picture
Holy shit what was this artist thinking
>>337102251
Why is there a katydid on his tunic?
>>337104424
>tfw playing healer always nets you it
>never know what it does
>>337104424
No. Ebin upvote is just to stroke your ego.
>>337104424
It gives you more XP.
>>337100949
FOR REAL.
I'll be fucking running circles around the Roadhog I'm healing trying to use him as cover, praying that he sees I'm being chased by a Tracer or Reaper.
It's over folks. Beta is over.
H-Hey guys, what about me?
>>337104472
>You will never make sweet love to FemReaper.
Damn.
>>337104439
All he had to do was charge you.
>>337104523
I'm going to assume you're correct.
>>337104509
I think potg is much better for my ego.
>>337100945
Zenyatta is the worst hero in the game.
>>337104575
Amazing on maps with a lot places to fall from
>>337104567
best healer but not as cute so he can fuck off I'll be playing my Medic clone
>>337104567
>Faggot thinks S-Tier character is irrelevant
>>337104541
If he doesn't see the big healer health bar on his screen I don't think they'll ever notice.
>>337100663
>using the worst of the healers
Yes Mercy players, thanks. Thanks for theeasy kills lol #rekt
>>337104594
Oops meant for
>>337104567
>>337102251
its a grasshopper
>>337100750
Being an underage faggot that runs off alone trying to be a hero, only caring about K/D ratio and completely ignoring the objective.
>>337104567
I prefer playing him on koth maps while I'd rather play Mercy on payload maps.
>>337104567
>>337104567
Everyone already said he's great but serves a different purpose.
>>337100663
>>337100663
mercy players are what made and break the salt flow. They were important to all things overwatch.
https://youtu.be/_ugJZXlA0oM
>>337101127
But D.Va is 19
>>337102572
Swedish
>>337102791
>Overtime triggers
>Teammates dying
>Soldier:76 is just outside the objective square
>He keeps dancing around outside it juking enemy fire. Never gets on the point to keep overtime active.
>DEFEAT
>>337104760
>posting your unfunny video in two threads
Wow, there's a lot of video shills out tonight
>be austrian
>play overwatch with german voice acting
>take mercy
>dat ass
>dat hips
>my dick rock hard
>she starts speaking
>she speaks fucking schwiizerdütsch
What the fuck were they thinking, why do they do this to me.
>play mercy on capture point defense
>that one map with the bell as the first point
>team holds second point for majority of the game
>rarely over extend
>always move to ledges to allow me to leap between them
>thank me for not just healing a single person
>"this mercy actually helps"
they were just as helpful to me as I was to them
be symbiotic, heroes, it is our destiny.
>>337104838
>be austrian
stopped reading there
>>337104838
Why would an aussie play with german audio? What are you a fucking nazi?
>Healing teammates
>Roadhog flanks us, no one sees him but me
>He's looking directly at me
>>337104805
I know that feel too well, anon. I've lost so many games because of autistic military shooter kiddies.
>>337100663
Anyone else get hard thinking about being fucked silly by Roadhog while playing Mercy? He wraps his chain around my neck and squeezes it tighter around his fat, smelly dick
>>337104897
>Austrian
>>337104867
Stay mad, merkelcuck
>>337104897
Y-you're joking right?
>>337104897
Haha the classic "confuse Australia and Austria" joke. Nice one, my friend. Have my upvote ;)
>>337104760
This video is proof that /v/ is nothing but sub 15 year old children with crippling autism.
>>337104575
>>337104912
>Active my ult as Pharash
>I see enemy Roadhog near me
>>337105009
>activate ult as Pharah
>free headshot for Widowmaker
>>337104958
You wanna lose another war, faggot
>>337104732
Welcome to the internet
>>337104760
>Bastion "player"
>get PoTG in turret mode
>post a video of it on youtubes
>thinks he is good at the game
>pathetically commends himself
Seems about right.
>>337104760
Your video is trash. Fuck off.
>>337104912WHAT ARE YOU LOOKIN AT
>>337105009
>I see a roadhog near me
>piss myself everythime
>>337103319
I've got an irish last name cuz me great grandpaps was a boxer and WW2 wasn't a good time to try and get fights with the last name Utecht. I don't have a drop of Irish in me.
>playing D.Va
>Roadhog hooks me in
>self destruct
>drags my suit into his teams nest
>mfw
>>337104020
source?
>>337100663
you are welcome, faggot.
Who has the ultimately best ult?
Zarya with 100% damage is OP I think.
>>337105071
I'm a one man apocalypse.
>>337105117
tracer's ass is so boring
>>337105098
http://exhentai.org/g/913275/d54a7c00d5/
>>337105004
>Mistress Reaper will never step on your junk and spit in your face
Yeah thanks for wasting a slot, Lucio is better
>>337105039
I realised that the best way to use pharahs ult is being sneaky, the whole death from above thing does not work when you die in 1-2 hits
>>337105152
D Va has best body
>>337105202
Nigger.
>>337105202
That's not what my grenades say
>FIRE
>>337105202
As much as I like Mercy, Lucio is much better.
Lucio > Mercy
I win 70% of my games whenever I play Lucio.
Coincidence? I think not.
>>337105267
>Lucio is much better.
nope
>>337105065
only problem i see is fags being upset that they aint as good
NAME A CUTER HEROYOU CAN'T
>>337105251
HIGH
>*Engine noises getting louder*
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytdEYapPXdY
how original its reaper.
>diediedie
so fuckign cringey
>>337105328
>calling an almost 40-year-old woman cute
>>337105251
WAKA
>>337105332
>tfw you don't know which way is coming from
>>337105364
What's gonna stop him?
>>337105318
Nah, your video is just garbage.
>>337105358
I like Reaper because hes so edgy. Hes such an over the top cunt that its comical. He almost feels like a parody at times.
>>337105426
I like the other reaper skins cause they're not as edgy
>>337105426
Almost every character is a parody. especially Reaper
>>337105358
reaper makes me laugh at his shitty lines
>>337105364
You got a problem? She's cute.
>>337105426
Pretty sure he is a parody. Even heroes in Overwatch make fun of him for being edgy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knD6CqI3t04
>>337105470
Mariachi is the best. If I unlock that I'll probably start using him more.
Why are there no decent Tracers and Reapers?
>>337105364
Her being that age makes her way hotter to me honestly. I got a massive kink for older partners.
>>337105332
>>337105397
>a couple of roadhogs and mccrees on both teams
>that fucking trampling noise from all directions
>>337105251
HAMMER
>>337105364
>implying she's not the cutest
>>337105364
Why does Mei say "Everybody is coming on me."
>>337100949
>MY HEALTH BAR IS ON YOUR SCREEN
So that is the bar on the left side of my screen when someone heals me? The more you know...
I played since the early beta and didn't know it.
>>337105596
why does /pol/ have the best waifus?
EVAH GET DAT FEELEENG DEJAVOO
EVAH GET DAT FEELEENG DEJAVOO
EVAH GET DAT FEELEENG DEJAVOO
EVAH GET DAT FEELEENG DEJAVOO
EVAH GET DAT FEELEENG DEJAVOO
EVAH GET DAT FEELEENG DEJAVOO
>>337105202
BR?
GIBE HEALS PLOS
I REPORT YU
HUEHUEHUEHUE
Is there a way to see legit numbers in this game?
I don't know what you mean by does damage game, how much damage 1? 200?
