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SGDQ 2016
What games are you looking forward to?
Do you think Cosmo will be back now steel joystick is an actual thing?
>>337028935
>What games are you looking forward to?
Hexen.I just know they're going to pick the Fighter, though.
>>337030228
impeccable taste
cleric comes second though. BAD MOTHERFUCKER SLINGIN MY MACE AND CHUCKING FLETCHETTES
>Yfw Cosmo kills himself
>>337030415
Has he always shown signs of mental illness?
>>337030302
Cleric a best, Mage is cool too. But they're going to pick the Fighter because he's faster than Doomguy, jumps the highest, and his weapons are both the strongest and most efficient. It's just boring since everyone and their mother plays the Fighter.
>>337030487
>Has he always shown signs of mental illness?
He's a speedrunner
>Wario World finally got into a marathon after years of being rejected
>>337030487
Yeah. He speedruns.
Is there some event soon or just the one next month?
>>337030487
He's dressing and talking like a girl.
What does steel joysticks affect?
>>337031025
Firmer for putting in your ass
>>337030609
>>337030809
These, vid related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08Ju7nel5cQ
>>337028935
>>What games are you looking forward to?
ActRaiser
RE2
Demon's Crest
Klonoa (ran by our boi)
Deus Ex is always fun
>>337028935
Oh boy, I can't wait for another week of autism general spammed across the whole board.
>>337028935
Ape Escape 1/2/3 speedruns when?
>>337031591
What games are being ran?
Also when in the summer is it?
i only watch castlevania runs, and i remember the schedule not being too great for that
so will mainly watch the week after for the sleep-deprived view-whores who have already made montages of the cringe. Also they dont usually do WR strats so i kinda of find it pointless as a runner... if you're not a runner though definitely tune in or at least watch runs that you're not familiar with. It's usually the same stuff that gets the donations.
>What games are you looking forward to?
None in particular.
I'm looking forward to having a week of background noise though.
coincidence maybe but i was just watching mecha richter do a sypmphony of the night run as richter and he did a crazy glitch that saves .5 or so of a second
someone in the comments said 'you did a glitch stopped watching'
is this someone from /v/? it seems like that kind of shit
>>337030487
Yes. He's a crossdressing speedrunner.
>>337031018
>>337032015
How about before he started acting like a girl?
>>337031901
mfw just realised RLM commentary tracks are optional to pay
i would even load the movies but with all the directors cuts and shit i would probably end up having the wrong download and be less comfy than just listening to them in the background.
>>337032128
You still have the speedrunning thing going on. That's a big red flag.
>>337031768
Then don't go into that thread during that time.
>Doom Plutonia on UV
This is gonna be good
>>337032012
didnt mention but you can die extremely easy from the glitch too. Still seems like /v/ lol/
I really hope TAS bot is gonna be better this time. That was really disappointing at AGDQ. The brain jogging thing was funny for like a minute but then it dragged on for half an hour and was filled with nothing but memes.
>>337032503
i didnt even understand how that was smart, and i understand more than most how debuggers/hex editing/etc works. It was just pre-determined answers with twitch memes and shit how is it funny or smart i dont get it.
>>337032128
He painted his nails. Not too sure many mentally stable dudes do that.
>>337028935
Just read the thread about those sticks. Some guy machined metal internals for N64 joysticks and lined them with teflon for minimum wear. Sounds pricey as fuck, but after seeing the data and how they compare to the stock sticks I want a bunch for my N64.
>>337032761
i think its just the weight of them, they snap back hard to neutral which is especially good for speedrunners in OoT etc.
>>337030415
herself*
>lowlifes in this thread deadtwitchnaming poor Narcissa
For shame!
>>337033014
I shamed your mom last night
If I wanted to start speedrunning as a hobby, do I just start with a game that I like and know very well
>>337032012
I don't get why people post this reaction image
It's not very good at all
>>337033110
same i dont get it either, but thanks for the you
>>337032651
Yeah it was just annoying to watch honestly.
There probably won't be anything from them that tops Pokémon plays Twitch anytime soon.
>>337030415
trannies have a very high rate of suicide because they innately hate themselves.
they blame their genitals at first, but then they turn their hatred toward their minds and consciousness inevitably.
speedrunning is so degenerate
-community is garbage
-you're all ugly
-incredibly self righteous about raising money for charity
-zero sense of humour
-virgins
>>337033102
Ideally yes.
You could also pick up Nintendogamethathasbeenruntooblivion #28923 but those are usually at a point where it becomes really hard to actually get decent times.
>>337033102
Yes
>>337033208
why do you value (You)s so much
how autistic can you be
the (You) market has completely crashed ever since moot left
>>337032206
apparently the plinkett ones are shit and the Alien one is comfy even without the movie because they barely talk about
that's all /tv/ have told me
i watched the nightmare on elm street 1 one and it was good, after that i started the return of jedi one and fell asleep like a baby 20 mins or so in. Maximum friendship simulator.
>>337033406
Sounds like /v/ except for the charity part.
were there any real awkward shit in the last agdq?
It feels like they're trying to weed out the awkward people more and more and make it less interesting.
GREETINGS FROM GERMANY
>>337031025
Ok, stock joysticks for the N64 are weak as fuck. The internals grind themselves to dust and make it impossible to play anything after long enough. The sticks can also snap. There's multiple solutions to fix this, usually with replacement sticks of a different design, like the GC ones. But those sticks weren't designed for the N64, so their inputs don't line up with the stock sticks. This leads to problems in games like Smash Bros where your constantly tapping the sticks, it becomes differcult to differentiate between running and walking, or a regular directional attack or a smash. What this guy has done is machine new internals out of metal and lined them with teflon, and from reading the development thread the sticks match up pretty closely to the stock sticks inputs and will probably never degraded because of the materials used. It's a high cost solution that probably a fee diehards will get. I have a bunch of translucent controllers so if they're not too pricey i might get some after he's finished testing them.
>>337033483
because bracket end bracket You complained how shit an image was when its one of the most attention grabbing images on the site.
You were asking for it, hashtag.
>>337033352
Maybe they hate themselves because society treats trans as fucking shit?
>>337033634
what
explain yourself
I was just telling you your image was cancer, I didn't even read the content of your post
you lost this time since
>>337033593
Is YSG still gonna be there?
>>337033406
The community in any speedgame is likely to be more than any community anyone ever has ever had. Period. It's tight as fuck in the castlevania community. You have never experienced any speedrunning community you retard so stop making them sound bad and possibly kill yourself for being such a vermin.
>>337032867
Link to thread? Or link to any info at all. I've been looking for internal replacements for years since a lot of the other mods don't allow full analog control and kinda snaps to 8 angles.
>>337033816
Is the Pope Catholic, does a bear shit in the woods?
Did the tinman have a tin boner?No.
>>337028935
>What games are you looking forward to?
literally none. I don't even know why I'm here.
>>337033498
I listened to them all recently and the Phantom Menace one had crying from laughter while I was doing a last run of Dark Souls before III dropped.
>>337033816
He never leaves the hotel after a GDQ is over.
my sppedrunning celebrities like cosmo! zfg! cirno!!!!
>>337030487
He was one of those people which I enjoyed listening to despite knowing they are fucked in the head. Kinda like Uli. Didnt expect him to off the deep end like that, though.
reminder that the REAL speedrunning "marathon" starts in ten days
http://www.speedrun.com/nasa/schedule
>>337034179
nasa is holding a speedrunning marathon?
>>337034179
>Streams of people playing
>Not having a full cringe anarchy all in the same room
>>337033750
Maybe people only know a person is trans if they're not passing and passing trans don't have this problem with 'society' because they only share their transsexualism with people they are intimate with. People get really upset when they find out they're not passing, especially after going through so much on faith that they'll magically become another gender if they do enough body modding.
>>337028935
>What games are you looking forward to?
Pokemon Red glitchless
ocarina of time glitchless
Hexen
DK64
Jak and daxter 100%
silent hill 3 again
>Do you think Cosmo will be back now steel joystick is an actual thing?
I don't really care
>>337034407
NASA's gotta keep themselves occupied seeing as the American Government cuts their funding every year. this is all they could manage to scrape up.
>>337033406
switch "raising money for charity" with "nothing" and that sounds exactly like /v/
have the rules been posted yet?
are you allowed to speak if you're not on the couch?
>>337033919
Just google 'steelsticks n64' and it's the first result. It's about 7 pages long.
>>337028935
>Do you think Cosmo will be back now
Cosmo is dead
mfw can't put on my resume that i helped donated over a million to cancer patients
gg to a boss trying to give you shit about playing games again, i bet my cunt of a boss would still try though, fucking selfish loser
Who's looking forward to hearing Edobean's soft cuddly voice?
>tfw its my birthday during SGDQ
>will be playing star ocean 5 with SGDQ in the background
nice
>>337034853
That man is a living meme
>>337034684
What literally happens here. Is there a funeral. Or am i just supposed to forget donating and subbing to 'cosmo' as if he never existed and his parents are just meant to forget he existed as well, even though that's his literal name?
Have the LBGT established a protocol or are they too busy with their patreons.
>>337031452
says speedrunnig is for degens and a joke. questiosn his life. Still speedruns while bitching
-_-
>>337034984
>will be playing star ocean 5 with SGDQ in the background
Is that game gonna be nintendoed?
>>337033750
Maybe they have actual mental illness, and instead of getting the help they need, they get enabled into mutilating themselves?
>>337028935
THE LAST REMNANT SPEEDRUN WHEN?
2020?
2045?
>>337034984
Is that the game everhate played :(
>>337034984
>will be playing star ocean 5
ahahaha what? enjoy mashing buttons over and over again with absolutely no thought behind them.
gameplay wise, SO3 was the last good SO, SO2 last BEST SO.
fuck SO4 and 5.
>>337028935
lets play a game
https://u.pomf.is/mfmmcr.webm
how much of this video can you watch?
>>337035256
record is 6:14
in a GDQ? maybe next year.
>>337035002
LGBT think that gender is like water that you can dye with any food coloring color.
You can claim that you are a table and must be treated as such or else muh triggered.
>>337033750
ARE YOU FUCKING SURPRISED?!
>>337033110
I was just about to sperg on him for posting this disgusting mockery of my chidhood waifu. thanks for already sticking your neck out anon
>>337035317
What the fuck am I looking at?
lets get this out of the way:
will there be any siglemic?
>>337035517
who is it anyway
>>337033750
I don't see why they deserve to be treated the way they want. The deserve to be treated like someone with a mental illness.
I'm cautious of trans people in my area. I live in Tennessee and you'd have to be an idiot to try to live as a tranny in the heart of the bible belt.
>No AdamAK
Dropped
>>337035002
>>337035461
As a homosexual fag I'd appreciate not being lumped in with trannies and tumblrtards
>>337035317
>im so much smarter than everyone
>im so much more educated than everyone
ok almost 4 minutes
>>337028935
http://www.speedrun.com/nasa/schedule
There's a smaller in-person marathon coming up from May 19th to the 20rd, run by past attendants of GDQ events. It's intended to be a parallel to the European marathon ESA.
There are no donations or anything, it's just pure video games with no goal other than entertainment. I recommend checking it out.
>>337035317
wow.... ego overload
no doubt the trannyload were there to catch him
>>337033750
if you're in a western, liberal democracy, which is by the way where most trannies are, you as a tranny are not fucking treated like shit, the gov't gives you boatloads, universities are much more likely to accept you, and you're much more likely to be accepted for a job simply due to your """""""""gender""""""""".
This obviously doesn't apply if you live in, say, the middle east, but since when have those armchair activists and ess jay double-u's EVER cared about the situation in those countries?
Feasel should run longer games
>>337033406
hey there normalfaggot
>>337035650
shop of the childlike empress from the neverending story
>>337035317
get out of groups faggot, it's not even a real comp game, it's like playing clayfighter competitively.
and if you can't do that, shut the FUCK up, and speedrun again, like a good little femboy and do what you're fucking told.
Guarantee he would lose the attitude if i double his buttplug in size.
>>337035810
meh its pointless without the donating to charity.
>>337035317
There is a word in my language that perfectly describes what he looks like. Ratfaced monster is the closest english parallel.
>>337035461
>LGBT
>Not a scam organized by trannies and white guilt pansexuals who devalue homosexuals with extreme exposure and forced progressiveness
t. homo
>its a 'people making fun of someone for living their life the way they want to while their life still isn't in order' thread
>>337035317
innssssyEyn it was innssssssssssEYyn
>>337030415
Not gonna lie I'd feel bad
>not wanting to be a cute girl
Faggots ITT
>>337035317
>I am the best at everything
>Starts dancing around and spinning
>I owned all the haters
Why did I watch all of it?
>>337036215
are you really implying you have not benefit from said progressiveness?
>>337036394
Cosmo isn't cute and/or a girl.
>>337036287
this thread might be a bunch of faggots with no social skills and no interests besides porn, vidya, anime and sometimes history, but we don't bring a fucking scalpel to our nuts as a result of that
you fucking retard
>>337036454
True.
>>337036459
>being trans means someone gets rid of their penis
You literally have no idea what you're talking about.
>>337036441
I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me -- no matter how dumb my suggestions are.
>>337035317
>I'm worth it
>I'm worth keeping alive
>I'm worth Keeping around
>RIGHT GUYS?! RIGHT?!
come home cosmo...
- it's not too late to stop taking the pills
-you can keep smoking the weed (and actually not have crippling panic attacks because things are good again)
- you have the steel joystick now, FUCK jonny numbers
- you can get it back, you can get all those records back
>new NWC wasn't like the 80s one, chill brah, no one cares, where is jonny fuckingNumbers now
#comehomecosmo
>>337036075
Is she still your waifu?
>>337036527
>obvious fucking hyperbole
>w-well you don't know anything!
>proceeds to not go into ANY amount of detail
those are some hot opinions mayne, you sure convinced me
make like a disproportionate amount of trannies and kill yourself
>>337036389
jesus what is this from??
>>337036664
depends, are you with any government agency?
>>337036459
cosmo has made it clear he wants dicks in his ass and ass in his dick
>>337036631
>cosmos stream numbers a year or 2 ago: at least 5k all the time
>cosmos stream numbers now: 10
>>337035317
w-what happened to you cosmos :(((((((
>>337036142
I guess I'm not surprised that a faggot who says "meh" would have such a retarded opinion.
>>337036878
exactly, bring him home. We miss him. This phase needs to end.
>>337033750
Are you on crack? Tech companies love hiring trannies because it makes them look more 'diverse' and PC. I sadly have to work around one.
>>337036878
it's more like 200 beta orbiters now but yeah it's really sad to see him go.
that's what happens when you do a 180 personality flip though
>>337036712
So that's your response? Just parroting insults you've heard hundreds of times on here already? That's what you think makes your opinion valid?
The fact is you really don't know what you're talking about if you think what you did with your original statement.
Furthermore, how can I go into detail why my remark? It's pretty clear and to the point. If you want a study or something regarding it, you're not an invalid, look it up.
Unless someone is telling you to be transgender, I see no reason why you should be getting worked up at someone who is.
That's just foolish.
>>337028935
>checking out streams on twitch
>oh that looks good
>see narcissa facecam
>physically cringed myself away from the page
>>337037182
So you're baiting, cheers senpai, I might have actually taken you seriously for another second.
>>337036732
Dunno but I been curious too
>>337036795
My name isn't Chris Hanson
>>337037273
Just because you don't agree with something doesn't mean it's bait.
Grow up.
>>337036527
Legit trannies want to cut off their dick. The ones that want to keep them are called traps.
>>337037297
>Hanson
HE'S ON TO US LADS
>>337037182
Because humans are empathetic creatures and don't like seeing others mangle themselves emotionally, mentally, or physically
>>337028935
That's not an iQue controller
>>337030415
>yfw cosmo does tranny porn w chris chan
>>337037404
And yet some of us post here every day.
>>337037384
No, crossdressers are called "traps", and shouldn't be, but /v/ just won't let it die.
>>337037384
You have to pass to be a trap
>>337035317
>https://u.pomf.is/mfmmcr.webm
wow just when i thought he would stop ranting, he kept going
>>337037483
Nice original image bro. Have any more to post?
That meme is HILARIOUS!
>>337033619
source?
>>337037297
found it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBvbNs7WSII
>>337034413
NASA is in person bro, it's being held at a hotel in Addison, IL.
![Men___Male_Celebrity_Famous_Actor_Paul_Walker_extremely_happy_050756_[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/eyONnwH.jpg "Men Male Celebrity Famous Actor Paul Walker extremely happy 050756 [1]")
>>337030415
>>337037606
ha ha NICE!
Remember when he was painting his nails and everyone said it was just a phase?
>>337037429
>chris thinks he has tits when he's just a fat fuck
this will never stop being funny to me
>>337035317
>DUDE DATA AND ALGORITHMS LMAO
>>337037606
keep going
>>337037646
i remember that shit and got banned for pointing it out on his stream
>cosmo privatized his dancing videos
anyone got a mirror?
>>337033619
that seems like a lot of work when you could literally just find a good condition joystick and put some plastic-safe grease to lubricate the assembly.
It's not like it's hard to do or anything
>>337036143
Can you write that word for me?
>>337035317
I'm convinced that Cosmo has Bipolar to some degree.
>>337035112
-_-
you don't know what self-loathing is, do ya champ?
don't worry, when you're 18 or so you will start to feel it just like everyone else
>>337037605
That's fucking a
>>337037878
narcismo has one in every room
>>337036878
this is why needs to come home
he can't sustain himself living there at $1000 per week on $100 adsense and donations
WE NEED TO SAVE COSMOE
Greeting from Germany! I recently lost my dad to cancer and now I'm glad that I'm able to donate for such a great cause. Let's kick cancer's butt, guys! Money goes to the runner's choice.
>>337035317
this is really unsettling that just
people voluntarily do this to their bodies
he's gone completely insane
>>337035317
Holy fuck and to think he used to be pretty based. Also, I thought he was a programmer, so I'm suprised that he comes off like such an uneducated retard when talking about AI and automation, as he should know that it's an inredibly active area of research but no where near the levels to just "automate everything" and probably wont be for a very long time.
>>337038037
It's cool senpai, SGDQ's charity is Doctors Without Borders, so there'll be less of that.
I say less.
![[NoobSubs] Monogatari S2 14 (720p Blu-ray 8bit AAC).mp4_snapshot_23.37_[2016.05.04_18.04.53].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/a511Uud.jpg "[NoobSubs] Monogatari S2 14 (720p Blu-ray 8bit AAC).mp4 snapshot 23.37 [2016.05.04 18.04.53]")
>>337035317
typical bernieFAG
donald plump will make speedrunning graet again
>>337035461
>implying gays want to be lumped in with LGBT retards
>>337031452
It sucks too cause this guy seems to be the most normal out of all the speedrunners. If he put in some effort he could probably get some real friends.
>>337037971
maybe if he stopped buying tranny pills from mexico he'd not only have enough cash to get by, but also fix his fucking head
>The Rapid Angel CavemanDCJ
>>337038263
>implying anyone who falls in the "LGBT" category and has a shred of common sense doesn't realize they are mentally ill and stays the fuck away from all the social bullshit
>>337028935
Mostly Dustforce and RE2 but the entire schedule looks bretty good desu
>>337035317
I'm gonna kill it IM GONNA KILL IT
GO KÖKSAL BABA, REMOVE THIS MENTALLY ILL THING FROM EARTH!!
>DK64
>SMRPG
After seeing the LOTAD run of DK64 and generally enjoying SMRPG runs, I'm pretty excited.
So has he chopped his dick off yet?
>>337030487
Well, you have to be pretty fucked to speedrun, but he was at least stably fucked for a while. Then someone beat his chinese cheat machine any% time which he declared impossible to beat and that OoT was therefore solved, and he lost what was left of his mind.
>>337038605
His head would be better
>>337038530
OH FUCK HE'S GOT A KNIFE
>>337035317
I love that dog.
>>337038530
>tfw köksel baba will never become real
>reading this thread
>tv next room talking about young rats acting like women after getting castrated
>>337038103
he got a """"""""""""""degree"""""""""""""""" in web design or some shit at a community """""""""""""college""""""""""""
>>337035317
>how much of this video can you watch?
i can't even click it
>>337039181
Ah, that would explain it.
>>337036142
Greetings from Germany!
Long time viewer, first time donator here. My grandfather passed away recently after a long battle with cancer so what you guys are doing is awesome! I had to donate during one of my favorite games of all time. This AGDQ has been awesome and I have been losing sleep because of you guys. I love seeing my childhood being destroyed in these speedruns. Shoutouts to the runners and people who made this possible. Keep up the good work and let's kick cancer in the butt! Remember, save frames, not the animals. Everybody say HOYP!
>>337030487
I mean. He painted his nails as donation a donation incentive many times. Probably was in denial for a while
>>337036389
man that went from looney tunes to lovecraft quick
>>337036878
i guess John "The Testosterone Taker" Numbers really fucked him up
>>337031018
>/v/irgin detected
>>337033000
>her
>>337037429
chris is gonna die of a blood clot, i'm betting on it.
>>337028935
how many half a presses is that though?
>>337036143
Is it AnnaKendrick?
>>337034853
B A S E D
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>>337039734
>tfw John "The Testicular Terrorist" Numbers will never ravage your ass so hard you turn into a girl
>>337039785
Holy shit you're right, good catch.
Ah Cos, or some say Cosmo... Do you hear our prayers?
As you once did with the Ocarina of Time ROM, beat those times...beat those times!
>>337033406
>you're all ugly
judging people by their God given looks
you might need to grow up fampai
>>337040067
>tfw John "Speedrunner Slayer" Numbers will never play co-op NSMB with you
>>337035317
This is literally the least lovable person.
>>337035317
holy fuck I used to love this guy
did he always have this superiority complex or did that come from surrounding himself with beta orbiters who kiss his ass all day
>>337030609
Cosmo should use the money he's saving up for transitioning to fix those disgusting teeth.
>>337035317
I clicked embed and then clicked unembed immediately afterward
>look at the schedule
>opening day is pretty good
>mario kart double dash and then a bunch of other racing games that they'll call the "racing block"
fucking "blocks" are killing gdq events. most racing games are already bland to watch, why would you put all of them in one entire section like that? even if you're doing a "good" block that will draw a bunch of people like a Zelda block or a Mario block or whatever, you end up with fucking way too much of same or similar gameplay. why not just spread out games and keep a good variety of content on stream at all times?
>>337033406
Why is being a virgin a negative?
>go on his twitter
>every positive comment i read
>go to their pic
>even by the thumbnail on my 50 inch television i can see they are trans
How do we stop this... I think they call it a hugbox? Before it ruins his life.
>>337040650
so people can turn off the stream when the autism flags like sonic block come up
also
>autism flags
>the sonic block
>not speedrunning
>>337028935
>all the categories are arbitrary
what did he mean by this?
>>337040650
I died inside last agdq during the megaman block, where every fucking game is looking the same. That went on for like 8 hours
pic related
I just want to go back to simpler times.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TXRINC_mUA
>>337033750
>treats trans as shit
lolno
they imagine themselves as victims 99% of the time and everything is an attack on them apparently.
You want to get treated better as trans?
Don't act fucking insane. Just go about your life.
Could you imagine if I drew attention to myself every second of every day and made a blog highlighting myself and my actions?
Fucking nuts.
Greetings from Germany! Long time viewer, first time donator here. My grandfather passed away recently after a long battle with cancer so what you guys are doing is awesome! I had to donate during one of my favorite games of all time. This AGDQ has been awesome and I have been losing sleep because of you guys. I love seeing my childhood being destroyed in these speedruns. Shoutouts to the runners and people who made this possible. Keep up the good work and let's kick cancer in the butt! Remember, save frames, not the animals. Everybody say HOYP!
>cosmo used to be alright
>then John "Runner Ruiner" Numbers schooled him
>>337040924
>Don't act fucking insane.
they are insane, it's impossible for them to not be
>>337040879
Did this degenerate ACTUALLY pull out a butt plug on stream? Holy fucking shit.
>>337041139
YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED NEXT!
>>337040582
nice, any% is dead
>>337040650
GDQs became shit as soon as the SJWs took over and it just became memesters in charge of choosing what runners got through
2013 was the peak
>nothing but castlevania, metroid, super mario, etc
>all were WR holders and friends with eachother
>well-lit small room because the function hadn't become a meme yet
>occasional screaming by bluegrass was the worst thing you could expect
Now...
>dark as fuck because room is too big because too many literals
>too many literals
>what is this game
>kingdom hearts and shit before last day
>so many literal games
>volume muted in between games to avoid cringebux, fuck you i make money that way
>romscout fired
>minimal castlevania
I will literally just wait until afterwards for the autism montages and maybe leave some shit overnight for friend simulator if they balance their audio properly so the applause isn't 300x louder than the commentary.
>>337041274
literals?
>>337034853
>Talking shit about my favorite card
>>337041274
At least we still have tetris, right?Right?
>>337039104
>the Beautiful Ones
>>337041347
it's time literal whos got shortened to literals
>>337041274
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLXGs1bIymYOC7PP_p1Q2RlCeMmdaSFq4m
>>337041083
You forgot
>We have a 5 dollar donation from...
>>337041420
its impressive but it's just tetris man, theres no cool monsters or anything, and the guys running the games are literally homebound with the personality of a peanut.
>>337035461
James Hetfield pls
>>337041274
The autism was bareable before because the games were good and the runners were somewhat entertaining.
Now it's just a bunch of nobodies running shit games while the audience/couch spout cringy memes.
>>337041576
why no embed?
>>337040879
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHA1qxsLH-0
basically a suicide note video
>>337041645
>it's just tetris man
Sorry, I didn't realise you liked dick in your ass.
>>337041747
It's cool, i didn't mention that i did.
>>337035317
I honestly wonder how cancerous the chat was in that stream
>>337041274
They have a no fun police going on for some time. I am promise you that the link to the past runners from last time will not get on stage again after their rape jokes and overall trolling. They were still the coolest guys.
They even remove all the people from the audience that do random shit on camera. It just got too big to be entertaining anymore, too many rules
Tell me this /v/.
Did they finally get a two couch set up. So they can prepare the next game in advance while the other couch is still playing vidya?
>>337041420
>>337041645
>>337041747
reminder that the main tetris guy from these events recently broke the world record in sperging out and smashed his TGM board
https://twitter.com/KevinDDR/status/724900907528392704
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFEpl3h9_b4
Speedrunning in a nutshell.
>>337041554
Sorry, thought you misprinted liberals...but I don't know what a time literal is. Something to do with wanting a time similar to what was scheduled and bitching when it overshot?
>>337042064
So what's the story behind him destroying that poor board?
>>337035461
No they don't.
>>337042193
He's a sperg.
>>337028935
Looking forward to jedi academy and hexen.
Raven software was so based until they became cod slaves.
>>337041347
i think he's just using it for a shorthand insult
like "literally autistic" or "literally sperg" or "they're literally playing some fucking indie game one of their friends made in a marthon race that's cringey and awful as fuck"
I genuinely don't watch SGDQ anymore. It's one of those things that really has gone to shit because the people who are running it have sapped all of the fun from it.
The most I do is watch a game or two on youtube after the event is over.
>Tfw somebody ran Dustforce recently
>Tfw it was a fucking shitty, irrelevant any% run, thus ruining the entire point of Dustforce
>Tfw we won't ever see Dustforce again
I'm still mad.
>>337042151
I'll help you out senpai.
literal = literal who = literally who? = a nobody
All the runners they get now are nobodys.
I just remembered there was another speedrun marathon I think this month, not AGDQ, anyone know what I'm talking about? Did I miss it?
>>337037384
Legit trannies want their dicks turned inside out. The ones who get it cut off are second-world poorfags.
>>337042151
a literal who is just someone who isn't well known and it becomes more pronounced when they get a spot in a GDQ or get a record like theyre some hot shit
EG: Q: did you hear faggotdick69 got the record in any% mario64?
A: Who?
He would be a literal who.
>>337035317
DAILY REMINDER THAT BEING TRANS IS LITERALLY A MENTAL DISEASE
YOU ARE SICK, AND THERE IS NO CURE
Ah, Cosmo, or some say Narcissa...do you read our shitpost?
>>337042446
SS all levels is on the schedule for the next marathon senpai, step your shitposting game up
>>337042480
Oh, nice, was looking at the wrong word for the definition, thanks senpai
>>337037404
Explain the transgender hugbox, then.
Oh hey those sticks look pretty cool actually.
>>337041274
They removed crippled snake and ds dad from stream for being distracting
It's no fun allowed the event
>>337042581
Never have I felt more happy to be proven wrong.
Thank you for this gift, anon.
Will there ever be a runescape speedrun
>>337038103
Well MtF trannies are (supposedly) born with female brains which would explain why (s)he knows jack about core tech subjects.
>>337042678
Yeah DS dad is about the best we had to go off. And it wasn't even a DS, it was some obscure retro handheld he had to lure in young boyz.
But yeah, we don't even have THAT now.
All hope is not lost though, as long as those cameras keep rolling in the crowd between games, something will happen, even if someone just drops their pants and moons us it will be glorious.
>>337031791
I'll do it just for you, anon.
https://twitter.com/narcissawright/status/724960157583695875
>>337038750
It's certainly uglier to look at.
>>337030415
what will push cosmo over the edge?
>>337042885
also i have no idea what crippled snake is.
Back to DS dad, i think he said he wasn't a dad on some interview, which is a bit unsettling.
A Jet Set Radio Future speedrun would be neat.
It's a shame the Dead Rising series can't be speed runned.
>tfw cosmo took down the dancing videos
Nothing made me laugh harder
>>337041274
This.
I don't watch the live event anymore. I just watch shit afterwards of stuff that I was looking forward to.
The OG GDQ was really something else. I think the problem now is that they're trying to make it "normalized" without recognizing that anyone that speedruns for a living is probably autismal as fuck. You have to be to practice the same game for 10 years.
You can't treat it like a normal convention without diminishing the quality.
>>337042978
Ew ew ew ew ew
>>337043089
Gifs or webm? I didn't catch them, I stopped watching him ages ago
I swear, 99% of trannies turn out uglier than ever after hormone treatment.
I honestly think they're all expecting to magically become the next Linetrap (I know BJ is pretty fucking ugly now, but he used to look like a cutey girl).
>>337042986
losing the frank and beans and realizing he still feels like a man
same as most the other trannies, including a friend of mine who had it done
after that the suicide is meant to go up by 400% or some shit
never heard from my friend again, he just ran away to start a new life but i'm pretty sure he ended it all or is unhappy. He was way better looking than me, and that's what hurts the most. Such a waste.
>>337041726
>sounds Canadian as fuck
It all makes sense now.
>Ghostbusters
anyone know if it's NES version or the 2009 version?
>No Metal Gears
>No Devil May Cry games
>No Bayonettas
>No Dark Souls games
>All Metroid games are Any %
At least they're doing Deus Ex, DKC: Tropical Freeze and a Kirby block.
>>337042978
>https://twitter.com/meme_mixtape
wtf
>>337042986
>my mind wanders
>>337037910
>the I will try to say something smart with an anime image but look stupid post
>>337037020
is he a cute boy toy?
>>337042064
>read the replies
>the board's hardware was fucked, so it was essentially useless
>"sperging out"
why are you telling lies on the internet, anon?
>>337042570
So like shitposting, then.
>>337035317
This guy needs to kill himself pronto
>>337043010
Crippled snake was the guy with the eyepatch in the wheelchair, he wore a display around his neck with the frankerz picture. Was told to fuck off as well
Ds dad had some emulation machine I think. GDP something or other. I remember he was playing spyro and doing fingerguns.
I fucking hate this event
>>337035317
Jesus fucking christ
>>337043269
motherfucking barbieworld, motherfucker
>>337042986
Not 4chan posts, I can tell you that much.
>AGDQ couple of years ago
>cosmo just got cucked from his 18:10
>some guy got 18:07
>donate 18:07 during a run where cosmo was on the couch
>was subtle as fuck
>didn't get read, even though it was quiet and 5-10 dollar donations were getting read
waited an hour, still didn't get read, literally got out of bed and charged it back.
>>337043175
I an old friend that I don't talk to much anymore has started to go through "the change" I'm worried he's going to blow his brains out eventually
>>337042986
a forceful bump
>>337042986
John Numbers stole his masculinity.
>>337043331
https://twitter.com/KevinDDR/status/725259481974632448
https://twitter.com/KevinDDR/status/724906431766511617
he ragequit the game, announced he'd never play it again, and smashed a valuable circuit board just because he didn't know how to repair it
this is still sperging out
>>337043175
>this is exactly what happened to my friend
>oh wait I actually don't know whether or not it happened but I'm gonna assume anyway based on my /pol/-indoctrinated prejudices
>>337035317
holy fucking shit
i though i had issues
im John Ham compared to this guy
>>337033406
AUTISM DONT FORGET ABOUT AUTISM
Every time I see a cosmo thread, I cannot shake the image of him failing those jumps at the start of that last mario level when he was against John Numbers for the first 2 minutes or so.
Am I the only one? It's just playing on loop for me every time I see the husk of a person.
>>337039104
Flowers for Algernon is a very good book
>>337035317
Just end it.
>>337043787
>he ragequit the game
I'm still not seeing the ragequit. I see a board crapping out and him not wanting to fix it. I mean yeah smashing the board is a bit over the top sure but the whole thing still looks pretty mild.
I was expecting yelling and harsh words tbqh.
>>337043995
>by the time cosmo finally hit the water part JOHN NUMBERS was at bowser
>>337033750
>he thinks 4chans attitude towards trannies is the same as the rest of societies
>>337043886
>your supposed experience conflicts with my personal beliefs
>I'm going to assume you're lying
butthurt tranny/sjw detected
>>337043709
they should just dress up and shit in their spare time. I'd love to be a rockstar and sometimes load up videos of full concerts i can play along with, it's pathetic but gets it out of my system. At least i don't disgrace my family and myself and commit suicide doing it. At the very least financially.
>>337043709
Were you good friends with him? If so there's only one way to keep him from suicide. You gotta marry that faggot. No homo.
>>337043886
we're both making assumptions but i can tell you he was extremely unhappy before i (and literally everyone else he knew) lost contact with him.
>>337043995
It's only natural. John "FUCKING" Numbers beat that poor man so badly and in front of so many people that he became a tranny.
>>337030415
>bloodborneending.jpg
>>337035317
She says that she's drunk at the end, if that's any justification for sounding crazy
>>337044471
>she
>mfw i see people referring to Johnny Numbers as the guy who beat his Zelda time
>>337044471
>she
>>337044471
>she
>>337044501
>>337044519
o miso sorry
Someone post the vid of cosmo just standing against the wall looking like a fucking insane person
>>337035317
That's some exponential cringe there
>>337044661
be more specific.
>>337044661
Save that shit for the 3 AM spooky threads.
>>337044503
Yeah, he got beat by a Swede. That's even more humiliating desu.
>>337044503
I dunno how this type of shit gets started, but once it does people just parrot it without question.
Cosmo's run is #4 now by the way,
Why does he have Kenma's hair?
>>337045063
Too mentally ill to realize that you need to dye your roots every once in a while.
>>337045063
>Comparing anime hair to his wiry heap of shit
nah nigga
>>337043167
A lot of people transitioning now don't need it and are impulsively trying to fulfill a fetish without thinking. A lot of disingenuous assholes are goading impulsive people on, like Cosmo, to make these changes on the spot because they will never have to live with the consequences.
>>337042978
>I tweet about games, smash, and intersectional feminism. WHAT A COMBO
>Super queer poly trans demi girl slime (EN:they SV:de) | sex worker| IRL catbun| flirt alert| aspie OCD| plural | goth punk as fuck|
>Trans Woman Hell Swan IRL || I Am: Elizabeth || Ring around the rosy, a pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. We all fall down.
>Your fan, linguistics nerd, sometimes writer. 26. Pansexual, bigender (no pronouns), polyamorous human. Ships everything in your armada. Friendly!
>20 something, Half Swiss, Kinky, Pagan, Queer, Trans, Dorky, Nerdy girl in Denver. I like MUDs/MUSHs and video games and movies.
>Scottish, Gamer, Egalitarian, Lover of the Animes. Suffers from Crohns Disease.
>I'm 17 years old, bisexual, transgender, and probably a few other things. I like technology, theatre, games, and ponies.
>[illegal characters] ahuman nonbinary trans girl * she / they * [heart symbol] @lynionpoe [heart symbol] * dm if you want my other account
>Twitch Channel: [URL] Drummer, Heavy Metal, Smash, CoD, FIFA, Zelda, and Mega Man my dear beloved games NNID: COMBATACE1 Xbox GT: C0MBAT AC3 1
You know things are fucked when the hXc gamer who calls itself an "athlete" has the sanest sounding profile.
Also ironic how I had to go through a lot of work to get this through the spam filter.
>>337044749
it's literally just him in his room or whatever standing against the wall, i can't freaking find it anywhere now
>>337044661
just look at his twitch vod, his cam is that insane stare the whole time
>>337045036
all they hear is cosmo got cucked, find out that john numbers cucked him, hear about zelda, and assume it's all the same incident.
It was a lot of incidents though...
>awkward mirrored incident during a GDQ run which scared mirrored away from the community and made cosmo feel really bad, even worse than probably anything else still to this day
>symphony of the night save corruption alucard
>OoT any% is done
>N64 Castlevania?
>NWC (johnnyboy)
>HRT
i'm probably forgetting things
mirrored video
there's been so much shit people have forgotten about this, it all adds up when you're in the public spotlight with a bunch of shitty internet kids talking shit about you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOMhKoekQXA
>>337043147
>tfw that is your fetish
>>337045470
Well a lot of people sided with Cosmo about that clip. He wasn't really being obnoxious about it, rather calm and collected.
Can't speak for the aftermath but the video in question doesn't really portray Cosmo in a bad light or anything.
>>337044316
Yeah I would imagine people would be extremely unhappy talking to somebody like you.
stop picking on cosmo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vniPtX1PQ7g
>tfw you got into speedrunning in the golden era of 2012
Dropped off quickly after cosmo started painting his nails and stopped doing WW runs and before siglemic did whatever after SM64.
>>337045470
I've never actually seen this.
Did the guy (Mirrored?) get a lot of flak or some shit? Because he pretty much handled that situation absolutely perfectly.
>I can't concentrate, can you stop talking?
>"Oh, yeah my bad I'll be quiet"
What the fuck did people expect him to do?
>>337045743
ohh that cuts deep my man
except i was probably his best friend at work
i havent even talked shit about him, im just stating the facts, lots of trannies kill themselves. If you are one which you probably are, then best of luck not doing that.
Looking forward to 2dos running DK64, other than that I dunno. I liked his No Levels early run last year and his Crazy Taxi run at AGDQ.
>>337037916
t. Angsty teen
>>337045846
Why does Chibi keep bringing himself into the spotlight?
>>337045846
He seems like the kind of person to decide to become a tranny and go through with it in five minutes of thought, That'd be hilarious to witness.
>>337044178
>he thinks Jewgressive Hollywood academia's attitude towards trannies is the same as the rest of societies
>>337037910
Fucking idiot
>>337045986
it was handled fine but as you can imagine it blew up and cosmo wasn't a >she yet and so mirrored got rekt and well RIP mirrored
there are pastebins like with any GDQ drama, easy to find on google
Friendly reminder to get hyped for NASA (North American Speedrunner Assembly).
>a lot of quality speedgames with a fair chunk having never been in a marathon before.
>smaller event, similar in scale to earlier GDQs
>not raising money for a charity so there's no consistent shilling
>lax rules
>run by our boys over at /srg/
http://www.speedrun.com/nasa/schedule
>we'll never ever be able to have a decent GDQ thread ever again
Why do fucking faggots and sluts have to ruin everything?
>>337045986
Go and watch the whole VOD. You'll see why he got flak.
>>337046304
He's on the spectrum and he's an attention whore
>>337031452
Not every speedrunner devotes his entire life to video games.
>>337046304
he wants to be accepted again and resume running paper mario
he still refers to the community as "we" such as "it's hard but we will find a way to do this glitch consistently", it's sad. Once you cheat you're done.
Recently did a charity marathon where he showed his stream key on twitch and it ended up just being asian gay porn being streamed.
>>337046514
>any GDQ drama
This is a good'n
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06rW7LSUQ80
>>337033406
So don't watch it
>>337046574
>run by our boys over at /srg/
Sounds good.
>>337046390
he was actually bi for a week or so on twitter
complained how his mom wouldnt accept it or something
next week comes, completely straight again
i guess it was cool that week
>>337033406
Nah I'm pretty handsome.
>>337046704
>he showed his stream key on twitch
how in the world could you possibly fuck that up
>>337046849
I remember this, no one ever talks about it. I guess because there's something new every day with Chibi, he's like DSP in that sense.
>>337047021
i dont use twitter at all but that post about "4chan reading those tweets and making fun of me" are BEFORE the other tweets right??
>tweets:29.7k
oh sweet mother of god
>>337047021
I remember in the late '00s/early '10s when I was deeply suicidal and made frequent attempts. I did a lot of fucking retarded shit but I never, not ONCE, tweeted about it.
The whiny pissbabies don't know what it's like to have no one, NO ONE who supports them or listens to them. To be looked down upon and hated by the entire fucking Internet, not just 4chan. That was my reality, and that is when you fucking end your life, not when you have a giant hugbox sucking your dick.
>>337047020
pretty sure he streamed the whole marathon from his own PC with his own stream key and channel, so it ended up sitting on the screen or getting leaked somehow (probably the latter, there were a lot of people who dropped out last minute).
What annoys me is that happens and a lot of kids end up seeing gay asian porn, then DSP accidentally wanks on stream in front of kids, none of these cunts get banned. Accident or not fucking punish these retards.
>>337047779
kek
>>337047679
>Muh children.
Sure, get them banned, but the children have no business on Twitch or the internet in general.
>>337047679
one bitch did get banned a month ago for "accidentally" slipping some vag through her short shorts.
>>337047524
I know, i was suicidal for a time and if i ended up doing it it would just be a note and that would be it. The LAST thing i would do is tell anyone. Doing that just makes it a cry for help. If you really want to die just go away into the bush alone and end it all like a wounded animal. Crying for help means you have hope.
I have a kid now and with mental illness in my family i get to look forward to that muh sympathy bullshit.
>>337047679
your talking about twitch and youtube, both are the most unproffesional companys on this planet
>>337034853
C A V E M A N
SAVAGE AS USUAL
>>337036573
Hey im just watched that episode today, you are a cool guy
>>337047923
legally they are allowed on youtube and twitch, if you are making adult videos it's in the TOS that you need to tick the adult warning box so that they can sign in and agree that they are an adultbut yes, you are correct
>>337047936
that's legendary lea and she should be permabanned, she does that shit constantly.
Hell, even last month when a bunch of twitch memesters were at st judes hospital (kids hospital) for kids with cancer and shit, she said that kids with cancer are meant to die. Youtube it if you dont believe me. No ban.
>>337048085
He literally said they were coworkers you ego tripping dipshit.
>>337048085
>Your username starts with a T if I'm correct.
nice cold reading there, fakeposter
>>337048125
nigger that is not what the adult warning box means at all. nudity is permitted on youtube as long as you call it art or educational, but not on Twitch in any context.
>>337048085
T here. You can always come to my place and suck my dick. Like, asap, do it, don't even mention it, just come to me and do it without saying any word, grab my pants, pull them down and force your mouth into my dick next time we see each other irl.
>>337048265
>St. Judes
Hey, I live right next to that hospital. Also, sauce on when she said that?
>>337048085
missy please hmu
>>337048457
so i was right about twitch...
annnd as for youtube, DSP was jerking off in front of his camera. Which isnt art or education.
>that god awful L4D "run" last year>"I've actually never finished this game!">"How do i heal you?"
>>337048650
>Which isnt art or education.
It also isn't nudity.
>>337048518
just google legendary lea kids cancer
>>337033750
>>>/lgbt/
Back to your containment board, faggot.
>>337048695
it's implied that you don't do that shit
just like there is no rule about murdering someone on stream or skinning your cat
you can be a smartass about it and say 'hurr durr not in the contract!' but this should just be instant ban material. If my son saw DSP jerking off (he probably did) then i have to explain to him what all the fuss is about. Because this fucking loser dropkick PHIL of all people initiated it.
>>337048265
>>337048518
>>337048737
the absolute madman said it LOL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dmXvlz4huE
>>337033406
>-virgins
There is nothing wrong with being a virgin, stop shaming the sexually challenged.
>>337049051
She's right, though.
>>337049051
i wonder if there is footage of this bitch when she is sober
>>337049051
slurs while blacking out, getting paid donations and shit
"gonna be honest because i was a bio major"
is this a movie, is she from that Clueless movie?
>>337049273
careful
>>337036075
World's most horrible and resentful face
Would shun
>>337030415
>>Yfw Cosmo kills himself
>>337035317
Nothing like watching a man on the brink of suicide
>>337049285
yeah
good luck with
i thought my liver was bad but at least i eat
i saw on twitter her saying that she gets like this after 1 beer. Sure cunt.
>>337030415
>>337049314
>>337049469
>wanting him to be martyr fuel for left agendas about how games are not inclusive etc
Please, no. You will never hear the end of it.
>>337049493
Women are lightweights, what do you expect?
>>337049051
>>337049273
she said it like a retard but she is right
So, any interesting games?
>>337044471
>she
>>337049273
>She's right, though
>>337035317
So, anyone wanna fill me in?
Who's the tranny and why is he being posted everywhere?
>>337050098
I dont know who this guy is but holy shit, he looks so skinny that i feel like i would broke his arms by only touching him.
>>337048658
oh god dont remind me about that
wasn't it on easy?
>ok here we go!
>instantly dies
>"well shit"
good for a laugh at least, chat was wild
>no Touhou again
>>337028935
Tropical Freeze
Of all the body types to have, Cosmo has the absolute worst for trying to pass as a girl.
He has the largest adam's apple in the world, and with his lanky ass gangly limbs, and bucktooth smile he'll never pass in a million years, even with hormone therapy and cosmetic surgeries
>>337035317
>https://u.pomf.is/mfmmcr.webm
couldn't do it
anon, I've never ever bailed out of anything from any cringe thread and John Fucking Numbers' bitch boy just overwhelmed me
>>337049812
i expect people to not be blackout drunk during 'work hours'.
>>337049051
She's a vapid Twitch cunt but she's right.
>>337050432
>tfw your shoulders are too broad to trap convincingly
>>337050432
no one passes
even the ones who do 'sort of' pass are (not) fucked once they admit the truth.
Except for weird faggot business who are into weird shit like that.
They are generally asian and can actually afford to pay for EVERYTHING to be done because they whore their tired boypussies out all day every day for years.
What did he mean by this?
>>337035317
This is the exact reason his GF left him, he thinks he's too good for a job when he's just a retard, and now he fell for the trans meme which makes him 10x even more retarded.
>>337050778
businessmen*
and their surgery is also cheap over there in gookland.
>>337050850
>This is the exact reason his GF left him
>this
>not everything else on top of it
>>337050813
Why are all of these sissy tranny types into anime?
There must be a link. The government should look into it.
>>337050416
word
any DKC game for me, especially the first two
some games look easy to speedrun and they are not, while DKC games don't easy to speedrun and they are really really not.
>>337051153
Because anime girls are what they strive to be.
>>337051157
don't look easy*
>>337042986
my teeth wander
>>337051153
animes makes you wish to be the little girl
>>337050850
>This is the exact reason his GF left him
This, and not him turning into a woman?
>>337050982
She was with him during all those speedmeme years when he at least appeared normal enough, refusing to get a proper job was obviously the last straw and one of them said that was the reason for their breakup. Wouldn't be surprised if what he said in that video is exactly what he told her, and she realized he was a lost cause.
They broke up well before all the tranny shit started and before JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS did a number on him.
>>337051326
she was the one who turned him into a woman to begin with
>>337051326
His transition started a year or so after the breakup.
>>337042986
She's cute, what's her name?
Is this event going to have Zelda and Mario runs shitting it up or is that more of an AGDQ thing?
>tfw people dont even know about my legacy
>>337034853
B A N N E D
A
N
N
E
D
>>337051342
who cares, he doesnt. It's obvious he likes dudes. someone post that pic of her with her sexy legs
>>337051405
>>337051429
Well which is it?
>>337035317
This man is broken.
Cosmo with his ex-girlfriend.
>>337049273
>>337049923
>>337050532
Jesus, fuck. No.
She's not only wrong, but she also makes herself look like a retard, talking about shit she doesn't understand.
To say child cancer is "genetic", hereditary or "occurs during the genetic sequencing" is just false.
In fact, the vast, vast majority of cancer in kids is coincidental and has nothing to do with outside sources or their inherited genes.
Cancer is caused by mutations in DNA when a cell gets "copied", because the human body is not perfect.
It can literally happen to anyone for no reason at all.
Your chance of getting cancer grows exponentially the more cells are copied, ie the older you get.
But some kids are just unlucky, they weren't "meant to die" because "something was wrong with their genes".
Unless that "wrong with them" is having human DNA.
>>337051475
GDQ = all about the money
so it's what your tummy tells you
>>337051458
Narcissa.
>>337051512
she is tumblr incarnate
no doubt she convinced him
>>337051481
burn the witch!someone post it please
>>337051584
why does she look so hideous in some pics and in others, and even other video, she looks like a fucking babe?
also
>her name is adrian
surely not... it couldn't be....
Im getting some weird norman bates feel from this guy
>>337040879
Is that Birenne of Tarth?
>>337051512
>loses his records
>gf leaves him
>some time passes
>loses to JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS
>becomes a >she
That's mostly how it went.
>>337051620
don't joke about it, this will literally be the type of magazine cover we can expect in 3-5 years... hopefully ISIS kill us all by them.
>>337051647
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvozYm3S-kw
>>337051594
You are absolutely correct, but some people can pre predisposed to get cancer.
Doesn't guarantee it, but it can make it more likely.
Also cancer is mostly about stress in my humble views, if you are chill and your immune system mostly stays online, you should have the best odds of dying from something else.
>>337035317
insecurity in it's purest chaotic form
>>337051647
lazy faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvozYm3S-kw
I feel bad for Cosmo.
He got savagely, publicly raped by John Numbers in front of a huge crowd.
No one was brave enough to stand up and stop this absolutely horrible rape. Everyone just let it happen.
Cosmo tried to cry out for help and was met with silence.
>>337051594
>implying human DNA wasn't a mistake
I dropped out of this speedrunning meme a long time ago.
Can someone tell me what happened between Cosmo and this Numbers guy?
>>337052082
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX1ccFY6XAs
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>>337051458
Brienne of Tarth
>>337040879
>that look in his eyes and mouth
This isn't the face of a woman pretending to want it.
>>337051858
You are grossly overreacting.
JUST JOHN MY SHIT UP
>>337052291
you honestly can't see it getting to a point where the LGBT and SJWs complain their way on to the cover of Vogue?
>>337052317
That's not a nose. That's a beak.
>>337037629
Oh shit, that's not that far from me. Might have to check it out
S/AGDQ's when to shit when anything touhou related was thrown out to cater to norms. Prove me wrong.
>>337052402
Not Cosmo, not in 3 years, and ISIS won't be killing shit.
>>337052152
I still don't get how he could have played so badly.
say it with me boys
JOHN
>>337051858
If society becomes too much for you to handle, why not just off yourself and leave the rest be?
>>337052473
backpeddling a bit are we?
so what is it? a different guy, 5 years, and some different arab group more organized than ISIS?
Most of my favorite runners aren't going or was declined. I'll check out Spike and Romscout but I'm not to excited this year.
>>337051620
Can she turn back into Cosmo? I still feel like I'm trapped in a nightmare. Big Bro Cosmo is gone
>>337035317
and fear conquered the mind of the lost soul of the husk
>>337052606
sick bait
if you're being serious then about 1% of this thread wants you alive lol
>>337052152
How the fuck did he get raped so hard?
>>337052512
FUCKING
>>337052608
>backpeddling a bit are we?
That is literally what you wrote, you imbecile.
You don't get to move the goalpost and then accuse me of backpedaling when I move into your new lane.
I am sure eventually there will be some trans on Vogue, but it will be either a very handsome one, or a very important one.
It won't be in 3 years, it won't be Cosmo, and no sandnigger rogue state will ever achieve anything.
Go be a doomsayer elsewhere.
>>337051907
>Doesn't guarantee it, but it can make it more likely.
Yes, and according to the medical consensus and studies on the subject.
Kids getting cancer and people being predisposed to getting cancer, actually getting cancer as kids, has very little correlation.
>stress
That is a big part of "naturally" getting cancer, yes.
Even though that risk is very insignificant when compared to getting cancer due to outside sources.
>>337052847
>doesn't read what i said
>gets defensive and goes straight into insults
You're too retarded to argue with. Have a good night.
>cosmo is so bad he wouldnt be able to guide mario through the gap in his teeth
>>337052317
JONATHAN FUCKING NUMERALS
>>337052983
who are you quoting?
>>337051647
why did you spoiler?
thank u big match jhon
>more non-speedruns than ever
>tetris AGAIN
>and the guy who plays tetris can't even practice because the stupid fucking faggot broke his $400 board
dumb fucking retard.
>>337053160
>it's a /jp/ crossboarding episode
>>337042678
But why, he was just a dude passing the time.
>>337036732
it's a short animation from a very talented guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBvbNs7WSII
>>337053250
The Stepmania showcase was fuckin stupid but I thought the Tetris block was pretty ballers, I mean Tetris is at least runnable.
>>337041726
>sexual harassment
Cosmo is just trolling for attention and y'all giving what he wants.
Buncha dorks.
>>337048658
link me this travesty
>>337053671
to lazy to youtube?
>>337033750
>liberal shift again
>advent of social media
>political correctness
Bah, had it better off within the last near decade than now.
Cosmo should have never gone past WW speedrunning.
>>337053638
he went from having streams averaging 2k viewers and peaking at like 20k when he got TWW WR
now he's losing followers and nobody watches
I'd say if he wanted attention he's failed pretty badly
>>337053742
Can't find it.
>>337053817
maybe because he's bored of speedrunning.
>>337035247
So you should enable them to just deal with not feeling comfortable in their own skin, or what?
>>337041726
I've seen some damn cringey MLP vids in my day, but this might just be the single most wretched person I've ever listened to.
>>337043368
Nah, the cure to that is literally leaving your house.
>>337053742
yes
>>337043886
>bringing /pol/ into everything even remotely associated with social justice
Just blow your brains out, family.
>>337054910
>someone actually made this
>>337051858
Where have you been?
>>337055040
>Implying these stereotypical outrage-culture loving retards don't exist and that they're not just as cancerous as hard-core SJW:s
>>337055321
don't do this anon. you'll summon the strawman comics.
So, is the game list done yet?
>>337051620
Contrary to popular belief, starving yourself will not make you look more like a chick.
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