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Blue
Red
I want the SJWs to leave my hobby
>>337027567
>Cancer leaves /v/
/v/ IS cancer. Removing the cancer would just make the board empty.
Anyway Green sounds like the best deal for me.
Green.
Always go with Green
>bu buh muh red pill meme
fuck off delusional cock sucker. Profits>all
Green, that's the only option with the possibility of making money. I'll make continuous triple A games and make sequels from the profits of the last.
>>337027821
>>337027837
This. You come out on top no matter what, if it's a guaranteed success.
Orange
Tactics Ogre pls
Green. Blue is only good if video games are a hobby to you (I play them in rest periods after Judo and boxing).
>>337027971
You could have picked Green and made it your self plus all the other games you would want.
>choose green
>create the ultimate souls-esque game
>massive areas, 100+ bosses, quality never dips
>insane amount of gear/weapons
>>337027567blue
>>337028102
we're all gonna make it anon! even you!
>>337027567
Green, put all of the unlimited resources into my own salary and retire early.
>>337028082
>game takes 20 years to develop due to the insane amount of shit put in to it to appease 1 in 10000 people
>possible to make a profit
it is like you dont want to make profit and bring in a new age of vidya
stupid fuckin hewmon
>>337027837
Actually having top-notch artists, programmers and writers is not a guarantee of success if the original idea is shit.
>>337027567
Green is objectively the best option.
>>337027567
Blue!
BLUE
>tfw no gf
>>337027567
Green.
Make the game Spore was meant to be.
Black. It's time to end this, for good.
>>337027567
Green pill always, but yellow is really tempting too
>>337027567
Would have taked blue a year or so ago, now it's a hard choice between green and yellow. But I'm gonna be selfish and go with green.
>Normiewannabees picking blue
>>337027567
I TAKE THE RED AND YELLOW PILL FOR THE SAKE OF ALL OF YOU AND THEN OVERDOSE AND DIE
now it narrows it down to you getting green or orange.you could take black or blue to undue my sacrifice, but would you really do that?
Red of course.
Green is the best choice.
I don't care if my dream game doesn't make any money or isn't liked by anyone, I want to play it and see it made properly.
No more day dreaming about the concepts, I would actually get to see the case of my game in a local store and have a big stupid grin on my face.
>>337029423
>Your game causes black
obviously red pill
i doubt any of you green-pillers have a single clue of how to make a good videogame
>>337029606
>not picking blue
Literal /pol/nigger gamergator
>>337029712
>not wanting amazing games for years and years to come
get fucked buddyboy
>>337027905
It's not guaranteed. Red is clearly superior.
Red pill. I don't really have any video game ideas anyway.
>>337028285
>unlimited funding
who cares about profit you mong
>>337029606
dont need to.
Just need to take the Orson Wells approach.
Surround your self with the truly talented while being a great fake.
enjoy your fag meme pill.
>>337029914
not you poorfag.
>>337027567
naturally red but blue offers hell of a experience, but is it worth it? Then orange maybe, rest don't interest me unless I can use green to take money and don't use it to make actual game and enjoy living like a king.
>>337029914
i guess you could live your entire life rich and comfy as fuck off of the unlimited funding. then before you die release a piece of shit game
>>337029848
I don't play videogames
>>337029968
poor orson
leave him alone
>>337030206
fair enough
>>337027567
The blue pill.
We all know deep down that playing video games is a complete waste of time, and that if we could just stop playing them and stop coming to /v/ then we would all be two steps closer to the lives we truly want. There's no real reason not to choose this if the implication is that we don't actually end up missing the games.
>>337027567
Red, obvs
>>337027567
Green and then I'll make an entire game about facesitting.
>>337030253
He loved the fact he rused his way in to hollywood.
>tfw would take green but would be the worst lead designer in history.
Orange i guess.
Orange Pill.
MGSV gets a large update out of nowhere. The main menu now shows a Outer Heaven Logo. Selecting this logo starts a cutscene of Oceleot helping Big Boss out of the wrecked car. Big Boss looks up at him
"Keptchya waitin' huh?"
The game MGSV was supposed to be starts from there. Its GOAT.
>>337030267
>We all know deep down that playing video games is a complete waste of time
Just like reading books or playing sports for fun or watching tv right? What should we be doing with this "wasted" time anyway?
blue pill
games is unsatisfying filler for the things missing in your life
>>337030480
Working.
>>337027567
Since I want to be a software dev, I'd have to go with green. I wish I could do red at the same time, but then again, if my game is successful enough it'll lead by example and devs might pander to SJWs less anyway.
>>337030385
I'd take that option if it turned out to be shit.
I would find that hilarious.
>>337027567
Red and Yellow are the best long-term investments, with Red being the better choice overall.
Green and Orange actually make games, though Green has much more potential and could be used for the same purpose as Orange.
The other two are shit. I choose Red.
>>337030480
Going out with your gf
>>337027775
>the place reverts to its glory days
>>337027567
holy shit why wouldn't you pick green?
>>337027567
Black is kinda shit.
Gimme Green one.
>>337030480
doing what society deems socially acceptable
>>337030559
So anything that isn't working is a was of time?
>>337028069
But we can't actually make good games
If only our ideas would be good enough to make masterpieces, we wouldn't be sharing them here
>>337027567
Green
Get the dream game if you know what you want to do and the dosh if it's good.
>>337030770
/v/ has no glory days
you'll soon realize that all the stupid shit and memes you used to love were just as retarded as cuckposting
I choose green, make millions, buy 4chan, and then ban all the people I don't like
>>337027567
how the fuck would eating a pill make any of that?
in any case it should be a button
>>337027567
blue or go home
vidyagaems were a mitake
Yellow if it gets rid of anybody who chose red; the SJW witchhunt completely destroyed any quality this board this had left
green
red is ripe for some kind of monkey paw be careful what you wish for shit. and games have always been about profit. plus, with green i could personally usher in a new golden age.
blue is pointless because i already have everything it gives except /v/ shutting down and who cares about that
black is tempting but too much collateral
mother 3 already exists so orange is pointless
yellow is pointless because even if we purged all the cancer, something else would just become the new cancer
the only thing holding me back from doing green on my own is i have to keep doing my day job if i want food and a home, and i can't exactly pay other people's salaries to help, so it's the perfect shortcut.
>>337028102
You don't need magic for that anon, you just have to put in a shitton of effortor just give up and embrace your life and inevitable shotgun blowjob
Red easily
I couldn't play a game that was based on my ideas, would just feel weird
>>337030992
>plus, with green i could personally usher in a new golden age
Sure thing brah
>make fucking awesome game
>cue 5 years of <awesome game> clones
>>337029283
I take Greenand purple
For overdosing and dieing, thanksdoc
>Red
I don't want videogames to become exclusively about enjoyment because 6th gen was the height of videogames and provided us with so many masterpieces that were more than just fun. They had a deep understanding of the human complex and were able to manipulate emotions to their liking using game, art, and sound direction. Many games gave us more complex emotions. Games being exclusively "enjoyable" is literally what they are today. Devs not pandering to SJW's anymore changes practically nothing, and no profit for corporations means that no games with high budgets are made. Overall a bad pick realistically. It sends us back to the 4th generation which admittedly was the second best, but it's far from the 6th gen.
>Blue
This doesn't give me passion towards any other hobby and removes the only passion I have (videogames). I don't need a cunt in my life and I've already moved out of the basement. It'd end in suicide. Shit choice.
>Green
I'm not creative enough to create a masterpiece, I'm not a genius. Direction is key to videogames and I lack it.
>Black
This is as retarded as nuking the middle east.
>Orange
It's already getting one (La-mulana)
>Yellow
Nobody would browse if /v/ was restricted to my mindset.
Overall I'd pick green because it's the least shit.
>>337030837
*waste
>>337030913
At least /v/ used to come up with it's own memes instead of getting them secondhand from other boards.
>>337030913
Yeah, nah, retarded or not the difference is that people used to know how to have a laugh and not everything had to be PLEASE REPLY TO ME or /pol/ lite boogeyman shitposting.
Ill take Japan Time /v/ over quite a few things on that list.
Orange. Jet Set Radio 3 fuckers.
>>337030991
Aside from the SJW shit the red pill is fine. I agree though, SJW pandering isn't nearly as big of a problem as /v/ thinks it is.
>>337031390
It's like people look at AAA games that have such huge budgets that they need to move giant amounts of copies and then complain about them trying to pander to everyone
Orange
>>337027567
Green.
>>337031390
Except every god damn thread and post on this board is MUH SJWS MUH FEMINISM KEK NUMALE and if you just want to talk about video games instead of circlejerking about this nonsense then apparently you're a SJW
>>337031575
GG and /pol/ do the exact same thing, if it isn't generic fanservice then it's pandering to SJWs
>>337027567
If I had cancer and knew I'd be dying in a few years, I'd pick the orange one.
For now, I'd pick the Green pill. I will make them understand the purity of joy.
>>337031805
feels good to be tired of AAA games so you don't actually look at any of those threads
even Baldur's Gate EE had a whole lot of legitimate discussion between all the shitposting about trannies
>>337031805
>Except every god damn thread and post on this board is MUH SJWS MUH FEMINISM KEK NUMALE
That was more common when GG was a thing around here except for kuck and numale which are you can always just filter.
>>337027821
My dream game would be deemed 'problematic'.
Cant have green without red and can pick only one pill
>>337031202
>6th gen was the height of videogames
holy shit stop existing please
>>337032106
As terrible as most of them are, even just allowing it enables the shitposters and even AAA games deserve to have /pol/-free discussion
>>337032161
Still pretty common, remember the 2,000 FE muh censorship and 500 threads about Tracer's ass a day? I also never really believed in filtering, it's just sweeping shit under the rug in my opinion
>>337032263
>My dream game would be deemed 'problematic'.
So? I'd like to follow the logical steps your thinking took from "I can produce my dream game, which would be triggering for SJWs" to "I somehow can't produce it"
>>337027567
Many of these pills leave huge and dangerous question marks in their place. For instance, *how* will the SJWs be removed from game journalism and production? For instance, the red pill.
- If you simply remove all those currently involved, SJWs from elsewhere will inevitably migrate towards that point.
- If you get rid of all current SJWs, more will eventually come about - SJWs are ultimately a natural phenomena as much as racists and racism.
- If you get rid of the underlying qualities of the human species that causes SJWism to arise as a culture, what on earth will remain?
In other words, the Red Pill has colossal consequences many orders greater than, say, the green pill. How exactly its advertised effect is implemented raises so many question marks, there's doubt that even your own DNA/personality or those of your friends and family will remain unmolested.
Stemming from this, the Green and Orange pills are the msot attractive, as they have no potential to instigate catastrophic chain reactions to the human condition and actually satisfy the desire we all share to enjoy a well-made game. Green strokes my ambition but I'd probably lean towards Orange, unless I could just jam-pack Green with so much content that it's effectively several games in one.
>>337027567
Not going to bother reading the posts but I guarantee people picked blue when green does its job much better. It's called embezzling you fucks.
>>337027567
>yellow
>all cancer leaves /v/ forever, the place reverts back to its glory days (whenever that is in your opinion)
>(whenever that is in your opinion)
What if I think the glory days are now? Are you admitting that the cancer is subjective?
>>337032301
And how is that wrong?
6 > 4 > 5 > 7 > 3 > 1 > 2 > 8
Yellow in a heartbeat
>people knew how to avoid trolls
>4chan wasn't flooded by reddit/tumblr before it became "THE PLACE WHERE MEMES ORIGINATE" and "WHO IS THIS 4CHAN"
>>337032350
>remember the 2,000 FE muh censorship and 500 threads about Tracer's ass a day?
I'm not interested in #FE or Overwatch so I just ignore those. Those also aren't nearly as bad common as GG shitposting used to be too.
>>337032662
The anti-tumblr/reddit circlejerk such as yourself would also be expelled with yellow
>>337027821
This tbhqh fampai
>>337032728
Even if you don't care about the games, the behavior is extremely fucking problematic for the board itself and anybody who actually is interested in them
>>337032858
How's that? Not that guy, but I'm fine just ignoring everything I'm not interested in
Kids will be kids. Just let them shitpost in peace, I'll be over in one of the million cRPG threads that aren't hindered at all by that
>>337030847
an idea doesn't mean a game becomes good but you'd probably make a good game eventually if you tried
plus you can just hire a bunch of experienced devs with your unlimited funding, they'd just not be guaranteed to pour their heart and soul into it
>>337030913
Fuck off reddit
Red.
That way, video games will make people happy again.
>>337033008
When the behavior is accepted and enabled it'll transfer to games you are interested in and even if you don't like a game it still should be allowed to have threads that are made or ruined by /pol/
>>337033260
But they're allowed to have threads
You make it sound like not having to look at racist shitposting is some kind of unshakable human right
Just fucking ignore it
>No Little Girl option
Shit thread.
What if my dream game is one of those "50 different titles in one"? Do I just get to use early access shenanigans to make amazing video games until I drop? Because that sounds amazing, I'll pick that one
>>337033260
Anyway the point is bitching about SJWs and such nonsense is also cancer; it's not just not-vidya but anti-vidya as it prevents discussion rather than existing with it
>>337033468
>entire thread derailed due to shitposters
>half of the threads up are by said shitposters
>lol just ignore it
Zero fucking sense
>>337027567
No more SJW pandering would be nice but... a satisfying conclusion to Legacy of Kain is impossible to pass up.
>>337033117
I use reddit because it often comes up when I google questions, similar to gamefaqs. Don't even have an account
Anyway, an example: I used to find doubles threads absolutely hilarious because I was a dumb fucker
>>337029423
This
>>337027567
I guess red, blue is better for you but red is better for everyone
>>337033642
Oh god, my bad. I forgot what this thread was about in the first place.
I agree, /pol/ shitposting would be removed with the rest of the cancer
>>337027567
blackpill or redpill mang, the jews are brainwashing kids with these videogames
>>337027567
Red, easy
>>337027567
yellow pill
i spend more time on this shitty fucking website than i do playing vidya anyways
>>337027567
Red. I just want vidya to be about vidya again.
Use the green pill to make the most offensive mecha game where you can kill deh gays
>>337027567
yellow or green
>>337027567
Green, that would be a great opportunity, the rest is just stuff I don't care about so much. Only an idiot would use their pill to get rid of SJWs over giving themselves complete control over a production of a game.
>implying /v/ wouldn't pick the black pill.
Funny how an image board dedicated to video games hate video games more than any other community.
>>337034742
No, I've always hated that shit
"/v/ hated vidya" makes for funny MSPaint comics but it isn't remotely close to reality
>thread about a game
>someone says he likes it
>50 people who don't like that particular game jump in shouting how shit it is because angrily posting on 4chainz is fun
>repeat for every game, with different people
>hurr durr /v/ hates all vidya
