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>mercy will never be real
>mfw 70% kill participation and constant dual revives
>everyone up votes the bastion with 50 kills that I buff
Support is truly cuck
*inhale* AAAAaaahh the smell of shill thread in the mornin'
>>336997304
end my life
>>336997431
oh look at the nasty /v/ermin europoor type, probably mudslime race
>>336997390
>tfw no one ever votes you even when you have 12k healing done
i-it's okay... i'll take winning the game over individual recognition, i suppose.
good
because lucio is better
i want mercy to sit on mydick
she's so pure it's not even fair.
>>336997304
I just want her tokiss meandtell me she loves me
>>336997908
same, anon.>she will never say "i love you" in her cute accent and then kiss you deeply ;_;
>>336997431
>POPULAR GAMES ARE POPULAR?
>FUCKING MARKETERS! I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!
>>336998040
The purest of waifus
>>336997304
you just know only black dick can satisfy that
>>336998518
She's a virgin you dirty pervert. She's the purest of pure.
>>336998518
>german
>black dick
>>336998518
Only big Portuguese cock is worthy of herBut only after Catholic marriage
>blizzard forces the tracer meme
>open beta starts
>suddenly everyone is all over mercy, the superior waifu
glad people are finally waking up
>>336998634
>you will never have lovey-dovey sex with Mercy in missionary
>you will never kiss her deeply as you cum inside of her, impregnating her
Kill me.
>>336999173
At first I was a Meifag but then I saw the light.
>>336998518
i bet you're American. Only americans are this obsessed with nigger cock
>>336998204
>POPULAR GAMES
Now this is a shill. The girls are popular, not the game.
Hey, Reinhardt.
Mercy made me realize that if we gender-swapped the Medic from TF2, people would actually play the damned class.
>Get 11k healing done
>people vote for a reaper who does his ult and kills 4 people that i was healing
o-ok
i hate being a KEK
>>336999446
>Reinhardt
FUCKING JOCK CHADS ALWAYS STEALING MY WAIFUS
>>336997781
>she's so pure it's not even fair.
She's 37 years old (I swear it feels like they've increased her age by a good 4 years since last I looked)
You can bet your ass she's taken at least a dozen different cocks in her lifetime.
>>336999523
True. There's a reason so many healers in MMOs are female. People want to play submissive healersso that they can fantasize taking their team's fat and sweaty cocks in all three of their holes while moaning in a girly voice.
>>336999628
I know this feel. 15k heals and only two votes: from my friend and from me.
>>336999628
Its really a shame that the game rewards teamplay so little, when its such an important part of the game.
The play of the game is a Reaper jumping in pressing Q, over a Mercy that heals tons, resurrects multiple people, saves them and impact the game more than anyone else.
>>336999642
Google used to say 34 but the official Blizzard page says 37 now. Oh, well. Older women are sexy so I'm not arguing.
She was too busy doing research and helping the sick and injured to be a cockslut. She is PURE!
>>336997431
6/10
>>336999694
A mass heal beam spam fest is a lot less entertaining in replay than a multikill. However I did once see a PotG of Mercy swooping in and reviving four players on a low level game.
>>336999642
Her and Mai talk to each other about how neither of them have aged a day since overwatch were together, what the fuck is that about? Were they cryogenically frozen or something?
>>336999780
Honestly if you're that good looking and 37 it's just sad at that point, not pure: barren.
>>336998518
True
>>336999838
I have also seen once a Mercy being in the POTG, but that is once in 25 hours.
I just think the game nurtures the kind of people that just wants a high kd/r and stick to only playing offensive characters and that is kind of a shame.
>>336999892
Mei was
>>336999892
Mei was cryo frozen yes, dunno about mercy.
Feels good bullying Mercy into being my healslut as Roadhog even though I don't need her
>>336997304
idealized shit for virgins will never be real.
so does that angelic fall ability actually do anything useful?
>>337000040
>roadhog who needs heals on top of his E
Holy fuck you're literally giving the entire enemy team an ult every 20 seconds, forget mercy
>>336997543
play game for recognition... you fucking lowlife scum
>>336999523
it worked in Heroes of the Storm, and Morales isn't half as hot as Mercy
>>336997304
what do you guys think of this new genji meme in the making
Mercy x Lucio is canon
>>337000000
Fucking shitty get, kill yourself overcuck.
>>336997304
thanks for reminding me
>>337000000
landwhale get
>>337000106
Read the post Anon, I never said I needed Mercy
>>337000000
THICK GET
>>336998634
german-swiss cunt pure?
what?
she is with some black cock now
>>337000000
Mei just had to sneak in and get a get in the best girl's thread.
Pathetic.
>>337000138
Oh? I've only heard Lucio and D.VA asking for each other's autographs. I main Lucio I want this to be true gimme dat angelic booty.
>But only after Catholic marriage
Blacked
>>337000000
>mfw I get play of the game as Lucio by knocking 3 people in a row into the pit in Nepal
At last I truly see
>>337000000
F A T
A
T
GET
>>337000000
Shitty get. Very shitty.
>>337000000
T H I C K
>>337000000
WITNESSED
>>337000069
It makes it easier to fly to allies as well as to stay in the air to heal, say, a pharah.
>>337000040
Feels good to be bullied into healing a tank's fat cock and sweaty balls. I love playing a healslut.
>>337000000
Nice get for second-best girl.
>>337000000
T H I C C G E T
>>336999780
She's a doctor.
She knows full well how important sexual release is for ones mental well being. Especially in a stressful environment like the one she's in day in and day out.
Wouldn't be surprised to find out that a late 20's Angela took it a few dozen times over the years from Morrison.
>>337000117
I like it
>>337000000
HIGH TEST GET
>Sprechstunde bei der Frau Doktor :-)
BLACKED WHEN
>>336997304
I want to corrupt her with my semen
> on defense
> I'm mercy
> Rest of team consists of two widows and three tracers
> tell team we need some defense and tanks
> silence
> try to leave game
> get message that if I leave, I'll be penalized
> Sigh and proceed to get steamrolled
I really wish people would select heroes appropriately
>>336999892
Mei was frozen.
Angela is a nanobiologist. She probably has some kind of age defying micro-bots floating around her bloodstream and slowing her aging process.
Mercy and Mei are nice and all but where forgetting the real best Overwatch girl Phara
>tfw you will never cuddle with Phara's limbless sweaty body after a long day of her bringing Justice from above to her enemies with her suit
>>337000520
>limbless
Figures the dumb frogposter would think that.
>>337000448
>get message that if I leave, I'll be penalized
I've never received that message. Do you have to leave multiple maps in order to get punished for leaving?
>>337000416
>german girl
>blacked
Why are Americans so enamored with niggerdick?
>>337000520
>Hooks her mid air
>>336997304
Mercy will never be a good healer either.
>people play Mercy when there's Lucio
>>336997469
>>336997781
>>336997908
>>336998329
>>337000000
All of these images are shit, get some standards.
>>337000593
>german girl
She's Swiss.
>>337000593
Aha, you got mad like a little /pol/cuck.
This board is too easy
>>337000607
Well I prefer mercy just because I'm shit at video games
Lucio is godlike don't get me wrong, but you have to have some semblance of skill to play him at a non-shit level
>>337000578
I think it's 3 in a day. I left one game to get beer, came back, had 2 afks on another team, and left, then had the shitty hero selection and got warned when I tried to leave
>>337000520
>tfw you'll never trade Symmetra's parents a pair of goats for her hand in marriage
>tfw you'll never explore Symmetra's unkempt Indian forest
Why live?
>>337000643
Please provide images that are set to your standards.
>>337000706
Symmetra's in contact with her parents? That's surprising.
>>337000000
garbage get
>>337000572
she's quadriplegic, the suit gives her arms and legs
its not as if its not possible, Lucio was Darth Maul'ed and Genji got Raiden'ed
>>337000000
BEST GIRL GET
Roadhog and Junkrat are cute! CUTE!
>>337000791
Where are people finding all this lore I'm missing? Are there just character bios out there?
>>337000000
T H I C K G E T
>>337000572
>>337000791
Wait, really? Source?
>>337000808
Don't sully Junkrat.
>>337000117
N...NANI?
>>337000808
>Roadhog is cute
>>337000791
You're literally retarded if you're making such a leap. No where is it stated that she's a quadriplegic.
>>337000607
Mercy can heal all of her teammates faster than lucio by switching around and healing them individually. She can do it at longer distances by zooming half way around the map instantly. And she can save somebody from getting rekt because she has enough power to heal through massive damage at all times. Her damage boost is also at least comparable to Lucio being able to use his gun while he heals, if not even more useful.
I think Lucio is great and fun to play but there is plenty of reason to use either of them
>>337001001
Lucio's speedboost feels really good, IMO. I think everyone should run a bit faster in general, but Lucio does a good job of making it feel like you're not walking in molasses. I still prefer Mercy because I can just fly to allies and heal them, but I like Lucio a lot.
>>337000000
How could a Meifag of all people...
>>337000117
>not bastion
0/10
>>337000000
THIQQ!
>>337000000
MEI IS BAE
>>337001365
Mei's hot and I love her gigantic ass but holy shit she's such a pain to deal with in game.
I WANT HANA SONG TO RIDE ME LIKE HER MECH
>>337001425
Just run away and let someone else deal with it. That's what I do.
>>337000803
How did the artist do this?
>it's a SUKIWUKI TERIYAKI WO CHIGAU potg
I almost hate the idiots that just stand there and get hit by it more
>>337001461
Goddamn it Mei, quit posting. You'll get the slut back in due time.
>>337001462
I really want porn of Zkal
>>337000803
I'd melt a bucket of lard on that fat bitch and thrust my hips until I get caught in a crevasse.
>>336998634
>she is a virgin
>37 year old virgin
damn, thats pathetic.
>>336998518
It's pretty much established that women in the Overwatch universe are all wet for Omnic dick.
CLANKED.
Ults should not be potg
>Get triple/quad kill with non-ult
>doesn't show up
>Mercy/Bastion press Q
>Get potg
>>337001682
Ults that land/block an objective or the lives of their team should get a potg though.
>>337001461
I want D.Va to sit on my face while she plays games. I want to rim her asshole while she kicks people's asses online and yells excitedly at the screen.
>>337001469
Yes, please do this
t. Mei player
>>337001521
How do people fall for this
The only time I think I've ever died to this was in a tight hallway
Even if it is hitting you, you can just walk out of it because it damages so slowly
>>337001462
this Thursday is the 12th
>>337001461
Worst personality in the game, still cute though
Worst looking without a doubt symmetra
>>336998204
>image.png
How do you guys think Mercy feels about cute crossdressing boys?
princess celestia ;_;
>>337002256
Why would she care about boys when futa are proven to be better?
>>337002256
She thinks they are pathetic and only worthy as slaves
is Tracer a virgin?
>>336998518
>balck dick
>in a future where steel hard cannons are available
>>337002325
How would Mercy treat slaves?
>>337002325
I want to be Mercy's crossdressing slave.
>>337002318
Good question, anon. I don't know. If I were a futa, I wouldn't care to ask that question. If you get my drift.
>>337002457
Seconding this question
>>337002380
I'm sure Lucio hit that desu
>>337002418
What do you even do against tank mode? It feels like he can just waltz into the enemy team and wipe them all.
>>337002380
B L A C K E D
>>337002518
Hook/Freeze/Shield/Run the fuck away.
>>337002494
>a few sluts are indicative of millions and millions of people
>>337002380
yes
but she's taken hundreds of cocks, every time she uses Recall to travel herself back in time and restore her hymen, she gets off on being deflowered
>>337002547
>hook tank
>die
>>337000000
holy shit. flat fags and low test cucks BTFO!
THICCCCCCCC
>>337002506
This needs a big guy edit
>>337002584
What is this low test meme?
>>337002582
Knocks him out of tank mode.
>>337002380
Not after Widowmaker got done with her. That clip where she killed robo dali llama was edited and removed the part where Widowmaker raped Tracer after killing her target.
>>336997431
>2000 Dark Souls threads everyday
B-BUT THIS IS THE TRUE SHILLING!
>>337002623
Chubby girl = high test
Petite girl = low test
>>337002548
More than a few fambo. Ive been to more fucking bars and night clubs then i can remember and majority of the time the only dudes getting play were nignogs
>>337002568
Now THIS is a doujin I can get behind
>>337002518
Solo? Pretty much nothing. He can one shot you the second he sees you so you survivng depends on your hero and how shit he is. Best bet is to run away as fast as you can or just gang up on him and maybe kill him. Phara does a decent job of doing that since her being airborne means he cant kill her without a direct hit, and her jump jets + dispersing shot give her some mobility and disruption.
>>337002680
Dark Souls is good OW is dogshit mate.
>>337002730
Have you ever heard of confirmation bias?
>>337002710
Oh, of course. I thought it was saying healsluts have low testosterone and that's why they're submissive sissy sluts or something. thanks, fampai.
>>337002759
Coulda just said my taste>your taste to out yourself faster.
>>337002759
then why are you in an overwatch thread you fucking mentally challenged spergtron?
>>337002654
But it doesn't, anon.
You break turret mode, but in tank mode you're just helping him get closer to you.
Remember the chart is never wrong, especially with fatfags.
>>337002858
to trigger you fat fucks.
>>337002886
>Masturbates to androids
Who doesn't?
>>337002886
I don't own any Nazi memorabilia nor Mein Kampf, but I guess I am pretty sadistic.
I want to tie up and rape and torture Mercy, after all.
>>337002786
You can keep pretending i said every single german woman in the world loves nignogs to have your little back and forth. But its not hard to guage a cultural norm when you spend most of your time in that scene
>>337000117
>Playing as Phara with a friend who always picks Genji because he has a ninja fetish
>"hey bud wanna go kill that widow maker for me"
>"ok"
>Sneaks up behind her
>RYU GA WAGA TEK-
>Widow just turns 180 degrees and instantly headshots him
>>337002886
>mercy
U wot m8? That's not even close to Mercy players
>>337003048
Whoa, she sounds fast.
>>337002894
wow bro epic troll ecksdee
go back to crying about poise and all the lore that isn't in the piece of shit that is Dark Souls 3
Post your favorite skins.
>>337002886
They have mercy completely opposite, she's supposed to be the postergirl for healsluts
>>337003043
>that scene
So you admit you were part of a specific subculture which attracts specific people with specific attitudes?
>>337003147
>blizzcuck thinks DaS3 is trash
as expected
>>337003165
>>337003052
>>337002886
I'm different from this discription,as is most Mercy players. I feel that they ARE healsluts in the purest form.
>>337003159
Pink normal Mercy is all I need
MEI IS SO CUTE
I want Mercy to take my first kiss and spend lots of time practicing kissing with me. I want her to make out with me for an hour until we both get tired and I fall asleep in her arms, cradled in her bosom.
>>337003251
I think Mercy players are just healsluts. Although sometimes my masochism turns to sadism. But that's way less frequent than my cocklust and desire to be held down and filled with hot loads of cum.
>>337003246
Bloodborne was better in every way :^)
Go hop back on Miyazaki's dick, Soulsperg
>>337003159
A toss up between this and devil Mercy.
>>337002886
Well you got me with Hanzo lol
>>337002886
if i only played pharah/hanzo/junkrat/zenyatta how terrible of a human am i
>>337003196
Im pretty sure i just did that friend....
>>337003326
Completely and utterly redeems Reaper.
>>337003159
I don't play her at all but this is by far the best skin imo
>>336997304
>Kill yourself to get your Mercy
>Die
>NEETS NEVER DIE
>Get resurrected and still have no Mercy
I was promised Mercy all I got was Despair.
>>337003373
So then you should take back your general statement about "German women".
>>337000595
>Get hooked as Phara
>Sometimes Roadhog just one shots me afterwards
>Other times he only does half my hp and I can shift away
I dont understand
>>337003334
>Go hop back on Miyazaki's dick
>while he plays trash games with metzen lore
LOL
>>337003374
too bad you still get his edgy voice lines
>Mariachi skin doesn't change Reapers voice to be as Mexican as possible
>>337003390
this
also ifrit zenyattta and vigilante mccree
>>337003415
Nah, youll live.
>>337003435
>Getting baited this hard
>mfw playing as Mercy healslutting a Widow cause everyone else in that match was cannon fodder tier
>he 1v3s sniping other Widows and takes them all out getting hit while I'm just there watching in awe
>>337003320
The damage boost is op. Are you okay anon? I love being support and carrying the team due to it, but what the fuck
>>337003515
>nigger memes
>>337003416
Headshots crit in this game right?
Enemy player might have missed your head.
>>337003320
>I want Mercy to take my first kiss and spend lots of time practicing kissing with me
>my face I do exactly that in AA2
>almost come from just kissing a character all the time
>especially that frisky slut holy shit
>>337000000
T . H . I . C . K . G . E . T .
H. I . C . K . G . E . T .
I . C . K . G . E . T .
C . K . G . E . T .
K . G . E . T .
G . E . T .
E . T .
T
>>337003534
I'm perfectly fine. I love being able to carry through the tanks, as well. There might be something wrong with me sexually, but if there is, I've come to terms with it and I'm not alone in my helasluttery. Unless you mean the sadomasochism thing. Not sure about that.
>>337003159
>tfw I got the Ifrit skin and I don't like it
>>337003535
>poo in the loo
>nigger
Shiggy
>>337001743
>KOTH on Ilios
>That one map where the point is inside the little house
>Entire enemy team is inside, my team just got wiped and theyre at like 90% cap
>Managed to boost jump and jump jet my way over to the point, fly above it to the back entrance
>JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE
>Kill four of the enemy team immediately, clean up the other two with a direct hit and a rocket juggle
>Cap the point and win the game
>POTG is Junkrat using Rip tire to kill 3 of my team mates before getting blown the fuck up by me
I was so god damn salty
>>337003610
Ra is best skin
> try to play Mei
> suck ass
What do I do?
>>337003652
Continue to eat out D.va's ass you chinese pig.
>>337002380
Shes had sex dozens of times but just rewinds afterwards so shes always pure.
Pharah is the perfect girl. Mercy is second, D.VA is third.
Pharah forever. Cute angry girl with big armors. You can't deny it.
>tfw there is person who unironically likes ZAHRYA
degenerate
>>336997304
>you will never know the feeling of a healing beam
I like to think of it as a mix between the warmth of one's bed after a long day and the invigorating feeling of a cold shower in the morning
Does your levels and drops in the beta carry over to the final game?
>>337003589
Okay I'm getting AA2 right now. I see it all the time on the /hgg/ threads but that sells it for me.
>>337003675
You say that like eating out the qt Korean's ass is a bad thing.
>>337000000
337000000 lbs of thicc
>>337003701
>there is person who unironically likes ZAHRYA
Bullshit
>>337000803
Is it just me or does she look like the pandas from WoW?
>>337003608
To be honest, I never got the healslut meme. I was always support in every mmo I played, but never RP'd or seen it. I was always more of a healbro or healsis or heal merc.
How does healing make you a sado masochist
D.va is stupid
what the fuck
is she a pro gamer or something
whatq
>>337000229
looking forward to the halloween special slutty witch costume
>>337002568
HOLY FUCK, I can imagine it so well
>>337003768
She's like an esports player but in real life with a mech. That's why she's Korean.
>>337003717
Hugging and headpatting is pretty cute too
>>337002759
And how is that relevant to the obvious double standard?
>>337002494
Lel I've never seen a black man with a white women on the street in germany aside from jewish propaganda ads. 25 years in germany.
>>337003767
It doesn't. I was referring to the other part of my post which referred to the chart posted. Ignore that I suppose.
I don't know why healing is submissive, but it just feels that way. That's why healsluts. I respect you for not falling into the memes, though. Continue playing healbro/healsis and maybe you'll lead us to salvation.
>>337003917
Oh Jesus. This game is going to be my personal fap vortex.
>>337003767
Started with healers in anime (namely hack) always being passive and weak and cute females.
>>337004007
>to be my personal fap vortex.
Fap Black Hole more likely once you modded the shit out of it.
>turn corner
>get zapped to death by 6 laser turrets
NERF SYMMETRA
>>336998518
>>337000246
>>337000416
Yep
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph56983f371b081
>>337004094
>not just shooting them
They die in like one hit. Their power lies in disrupting, not damage.
>>337002886
>Symmetra
Sounds about right
>>337004013
Oh gee. This is unfortunate.
>>337004007
Why would a Mercy user have nazi memorabilia? I know it's related to her germanic disposition, but it's groundless.
>>337004190
I'm agreeing with you, anon. I think the chart is way off-base.
>>337003390
I agree. I like her base skin, but valkyrie is spot on.
>>337003390
>no COME TO ME MY NOBLE EINHERJAR Voice Clip for her rezz
>>337004219
Of course it's off-base, doesn't do anything to mention about Pharah being an amazon or femdom. Doesn't mention Tracer being a chav or her liking to lick frogs, Genji leaving them all behind.
>>337004190
> nazi memorabilia
> memorabilia
What, did they have a fucking gift shop?
>>337002886
I play Pharah because she can excel in any situation and dat jetpack.
I don't give a shit whether she's african or not
>>337004325
Acourse they did, it's how they made a tidy profit before the war broke out.
>>337003390
I like Mercy and 19th century germans,but as a romaboo, I dislike anything that looks like snowniggery
>>337004325
>his parent's never took him to Naziland
your childhood must have been sad
>>337003486
> specific fetishised community
> somehow still indicative of an entire country
It's bullshit. It's like going to a swinger club and seeing swinging culture everywhere in your country. Nice frequency bias.
>>337004369
I dislike her snowniggery and valkyrie "theme" because it doesn't fit her swiss nationality.
>>337002886
>Thinks they're cooler than they actually are
This checks out
>>337003326
>yfw a good reaper joins the game
It literally never happens.
Why is this game 60 dollars again?
I mean call of duty is 60 dollars but at least it has a campaign.
>>337004447
This
>>337004589
>muh campaign
>>337004627
Not an argument
>>337004651
Triggered
>>337004576
I have no face, because it has literally never happened.
What's everyone's favorite play? Mine is healing and buffing a single Soldier76 to take down a reinhardt,mechless D.Va and bastion in a cramped room in the second zone of hanamura.
>>337004589
It's $40. And it should probably be $30 or so. $60 is for the version with a bunch of extra content bullshit
>37 years old
>tfw no ficki ficki with mercy, widowmaker, d.va or tracer
>why live
>>337004589
It doesn't have a campaign, that's why it's 40 dollars
> play toberlone
> make turret
> wack it to upgrade
> not enough scrap
> shitty level 1 turret gets BTFO
Where the fuck do I get scrap?
>>337004738
LOW TEST KEK
CANT HANDLE A REAL WOMEN?
>>337004787
You don't need scrap to upgrade your turret to level 2. You can only upgrade it to level 3 with your ult. You get scrap from dead people to create armor pack.
>overwatch fights against omnics
So why is the whole game overwatch agents fighting against each other?
>>336997390
>Things that have never happened
>37 years old
>might as well be 60 in woman years
>>337004787
you don't need scrap to upgrade the turret
>>337004785
>>337004708
Man if it's 40 dollars they sure market very strangely.
>>337004870
>Origins edition
>Gee this must be the base version despite it having an edition tacked on
>>337004870
g2a, kinguin m8
>>337004870
Because they want you to buy the $60 version. If you click on the other tab in the window, there's a $40 basic version. It's shady but it works to sell the $60 better
>>337004902
Yeah it's the first thing to refer to. You have to dig around to get the non-origins edition.
I stand by my point it's a strange way to market the game.
>>337000000
such a wasted get, fuck you anon
>>337004870
>Buying from the blizz shop
>not just G2A
Literally sells Origins Edition for 37€.
Standard Edition will probably be 15-25€
>>337004870
>the special edition price is the base game price
wew lad
>>337004870
Dude, nice bait. Do you mind if I use this?
>>337005076
It's not fucking bait you dumb nigger.
Honestly what the fuck do you think when you go to buy the fucking game and that's the first thing they show you. The non-orgins version is not even on that fucking page. It looks like that is the base version.
BUT NO THIS IS BAIT GUYS, I LOVE BILIZARD
>>337000000
>Fat ice bitch gets the get in a best girl thread
Disgusting.
>>337005076
It's yours, my friend.
>>337005076
But it's not bait, you nigger. That's literally how Blizzard advertises their game. If you click "buy" on a game and you see a $60 pricetag, are you going to assume they're lying? No, you'll assume that's the price of the fucking game. Especially since it's a pretty standard price for games.
>>337001498
prob used a body mesh. fatten it up to match Mei cuddleyness then slapped her head on top of the body
>>337005168
> Google "buy overwatch"
> click first link
> this comes up
Retard
>>337005317
DELETE THIS
>>337005317
The link inside of the game leads to the $60 version. That's where the confusion comes from. I thought it was $60 until /v/ told me it was $40 and I rechecked the website the game redirects you to.
>>337005317
>Why didn't you google to find the thing you want to buy when you're looking at the thing you want to buy on their store app
Admit it mate, they intentionally obfuscated the cheaper deal.
>>337005168
>BILIZARD
Bill Lizard?
>>336999639
He isn't a Chad, he's some chivalrous old dude.
>>337000607
sleep snug, smug
>>337005317
from my experience you have to go out of your way to find the $40 version.
it's very clear that blizzard is hiding the cheaper option from consumers
Man, post some more Mercy. Please.
It's the fabled counter-bait play. My god...
>>337005409
> confusion
What confusion? Learn how to be a smart consumer and do some basic fucking research. I can't imagine you shopping for a car. You probably think the fully loaded racing model is the only option.
>>337005582
Okay, you're either legitimately brain-damaged or you're baiting. Either way, kindly fuck off to a different thread, friend :)
>>337005505
>first link
>out of your way
Wew
>>337005535
Blizzard had to go with the worst logo ever for making quick censor edits.
>>337005639
>can't into internet
>calls others brain damaged
Oh the irony
>>337002886
What does the Genji one say? Made me lol anyways
>>337005649
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/buy/
this is the first google search result for me.
i literally have to google for "buy overwatch $40" to find the origins edition or whatever it's called.
>>337005664
>not using a caduceus to censor
For shame wee laddy
Why would anyone pay 20 dollars for skins?
>>337005865
Ask any league of legends player
>>337005865
Ask csgo players.
>>337005897
Or any csgo,tf2 player
>>337005865
or any dota2 player
>>337005841
It's like six in the morning and I'm tired. You can fight me later.
>>337002597
For you.
>>337006092
As a Mercy, I don't want to fight you, I want tohug_
>>337000000
THICK GET
THICKGET
THICKET
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>>337002886
>loves futa
wrong.
>>337006157
Only because you're one of two best girls.
>>337006287
Time to come out of the closet little faggot playing sniper
>>337005865
Cuz you can't buy the basic edition on consoles.
>>336999639
Who is the /v/ of Overwatch?
Roadhog?
>>337006318
I want to suck on Mercy's puffy vulva.
>>337006318
I want to heal Mercy
>>337006409
Reaper or Junkrat
>>337006419
Go to bed Lena, you'll make Amelie jealous and you know what happened last time that happened.
>>337002886
>tracer is booty
>widow is futa
so basically you are a hardcore tracerfag and cant admit widow mops the floor with tracers ass?
>>337006558
I don't get it
>>337005168
If the game has ____ edition in it's name then it's going to be fucking advertised more than the standard verison. Are you just being dense on purpose?
>>337006616
Not always, a few games release their game like that on release.
>>337006340
cry me a river
>>337005865
Better than giving away 500 dollars to streamers on Twitch.
>>337006819
All my buddies love streamers and ecelebs, especially twitch. And I fucking hate all of it, the only ecelebshit I enjoy is watching a big game tourney.
>>336997304
>See Mercy
>fall in love
>get the game just for her
>she's literally a healslut with no offensive potential
>>337002886
Zarya is good character with bad design
motherland skin fixed that tho
>>337000321
Too busy saving the world to fuck.
>>337006973
>Damage boost
>Have a gun that can wreck tracer, some offense for other heroes if caught without a partner
>>337006997
I like her design Tbh
>>337006912
>the only ecelebshit I enjoy is watching a big game tourney
You're part of the problem.
>>337004116
>music in porn videos
>>337006973
>Literally called fucking MERCY
>Expecting her to kill things
the fucks wrong with you
>>337007105
By watching it at all?
>>337007097
Even your dick can wreck Tracer. Blaster is trash compared to any other weapon in the game, get real.
Mercy is probably my favorite character. She's exactly what I wanted out of a pure support. Her flight is amazing if you have a Pharah anywhere nearby. Sailing over the map like some kind of mega healslut angel.
Remember to fly with a buddy.
>>337002380
>British women
>pure
>>337006973
It's actually very dangerous to underestimate Mercy's lethality.
It's true that most characters are better, but her pistol is actually very similar to D.Va's - it's perfectly accurate, has a large projectile hitbox, decent fire rate and magazine size, and hits surprisingly hard.
Its biggest downside is travel time, which is offset in shorter ranges by the projecitle's size, but can be used to your advantage in longer range engagements against stationary targets - you can usually get off a few shots and get behind cover before your target has time to react and fire back.
Of course boosting a teammate is almost always a better option, but in situations where there isn't one around, or you're the only other person left standing behind a Reinhardt's shield, it's time to give it a few shots to keep the pressure up. You'll probably surprise yourself at how good it really is.
>>337007638
How do you mess up Pharah so bad that she's asian?
>>337007375
That ones clearly ironic because its a big fuckoff gun called Mercy. Shes a medic dressed like an angel with a healing gun.
>>337002797
> it was saying healsluts have low testosterone
test is testosterone.
if you don't find real women attractive, you are a low test faggot.
>>337002886
>Lucio
got me there buddy
>>337002886
I use Pharah because I like girls in power armor and she makes my dick rock hard.Why is there no image of Pharah making out with Samus yet, both still in their armor?
>>337008306
>spoiler
Cause the world is a cruel place and best girl hardly gets love. They need to come out with another animated shit where Pharah's helping Mercy out. Maybe that'll give them more art.
>>337008306
>Making out in armor
>In armor
This nigga right here.
>>337008561
now imagining them slamming their helmets together awkwardly, thank you
>>337008561
Yes, and? You have a problem with that?
>>336998518
>black dick
Reinhardt isn't black.
>>337007742
Anon, she's fucking German. I bet she's former SS officer known for her mercy killings.
>>337009157
Salsa? TinyEye can't find it.
>>337008694
What are you looking at, smoothskin?
>>337009167
She's fucking Swiss, the nationality least concerned with killing
>>337009157
i know this feel all too well
>>337009157
>you will never be forced to the ground and forced to service your team's fat cocks
>they will never take turns filling your slutty asshole with hot loads of cum
Kill me
>>337010278
>kill mejust go install grindr fuckboy
you will get all the fat cocks you want
>>337006973
>Damage boost, infinite heal, accurate pistol and mass resurrect with short recharge.
Mercy can make defend the point games pretty much unlosable.
>>337010393
But you'll never be a semen demoness loli.
>>337010393I don't wanna give my virginity to some random dude
My lust for fat cocks with heavy balls and sweaty asses to rim isn't strong enough for that, sadly.
I hope you guys are joking about this. R-right?
>>337010654you could always find a bf with a fat cocki know a few people who are in relationships thanks to grindr
>>337010718
yeah just joking bro
just a prank
>>337009167
She's Swiss. She has a fucking Swiss flag on her armor. She also has a Swiss accent (it's like a German accent, but cute and adorable).
>>337010718
I'm not joking, anon. I wanna be surrounded by anons with huge cocks and service each and every one of them until I'm completely filled with cum from both ends.
>>337010760true but I've never found a guy on grindr that I find attractive. Male faces are unattractive to me which makes this whole "please shove a cock in me" thing difficult, sadly.
>>337000740
Something like this.
Cute image are the best.
>>337010492
>she's great
>you can be heal bitch
>and you can be buff bitch
You seem to be missing the point, anon. Not everyone is a bitch like you and loves to do absolutely nothing in FPS game but follow others around while holding one button.
>pistol
lol
>>337010776
>swiss flag
>>337010949
The default skin is the Swiss flag, my man. It's red with a white cross, not white with a red cross. She's Swiss.
>>337003390
This was the only good skin I got in 38 lootboxes, and I don't even play Mercy.
>>337010949
How does it feel to be a retard? Close the thread, drink some water and get some sleep, retard.
>>337000000
How appropriate, fucking kill yourself /v/ seriously you are beyond pathetic and/or salvation.
>>337010949
See this? This is a Swiss flag. The Red Cross symbol is the same but with inverse colors. She has the Swiss flag on her default skin and one of her sprays is the Swiss flag.
>>337000000
>calling that thick
That's obviously chubby, and a great chubby at that.
>>337011259
>Tracer without the energy core thing on her chest
D R O P P E D
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>>336999254
Right, its not europoors pushing it.
>>337011259
My... that's a big peni-
Oh...
>>337011259
That's not Tracer. That girl's thighs are much thicker and she's much more curvy than Tracer is.
>It's a mercyfags being annoying and shitting up the board episode
I'd pay someone to write a scientific documentary for a psychological thesis on what happens inside the mind of a healslut, this shit happens every time in every game with no fault there must be an explanation.
>>337002568
Someone draw this
>>337011838
/v/ belongs to Mercy now
>>337011950
And they still think she's german.
>>337012038
>a few people think she's German means everyone thinks she's German
>>336997304
I want to sit on his dick.
>>337009157
god fucking damn it
can't go a single thread without some fucking anons getting all lewd and shit
i know it's probably some balding middle aged fat neckbeard typing all this shit, but i cant control it.
my penis is in full command
>>337010917
You are a fucking idiot, go kill yourself. A character that dominates every single defend mission is somehow bad. Go play with a reaper or some other useless shit, would fit an autists like you, team work is clearly too much for you to comprehend.
>>337009264
gujira
>>336998518
What did he mean by this?
>>337002518
get a reinhardt
>>336997390
Hipsters online go the to opposite extreme of normies and overvalue medics.
Medics are important but a skilled fragger is going to be more valuable overall.
>>337012883
However I will say that if you're playing with average dudes their fragging ability is probably shit and they should stick with a support class.
>>337002886
>play Mercy whenever available
Yep. Sounds about right.
>>337002886
>hanzo and junkrat are my fav characters
but i swear i'm not a weaboo
>>337002886
>Tracer
But I just want to go fast.
>>336998518
>Used to have a poster of Reinhardt on her wall
>Flirts with him about it pre-match
She's gonna get Pinned and then she's gonna get the Rocket Hammer
>>337014453
HA
MMERDOWN
>>337014859
>mfw I watched D.Va's head get caught between Reinhardt's hammer and a wall
It was pretty brutal.
>>337000607
Lucio will be shit once you run in to a team who knows how to focus.
>>337015150
you mean his hammer, or his hammer? wink wink nudge nudge
>play as Mercy
>get thanked
>guy goes tank
>heal him a bunch
>we win
>thanks again and a bunch of commendations
>mfw
>>337002506
One fucking nigga on the phone can't shut up for a photo shoot
>>337015391
That's a good healslut
>>337000000
best girl gets get
>>337000000
simplyfilename
>>337005865
Amazon doesn't sell the base edition and you get 20% off for preorders. So I grabbed the Origins for $48.
>>337000762
anyone know the sauce for this?
>>337000607
Mercy for payload, Lucio for the other
>>337002886
>thinks they're cooler than they actually are
>Don't feel quite satisfied yet
>Last free day
I don't need it
Help
>>337002886
>there will never be another jet set radio
>>337016386
download TF2 and play it for an hour or two, that should make you realize how Overwatch is mehit worked for me
>>337000000
>>337000216
>>337000360
>gf is thick
>asks what she should cosplay this year at annual convention
>she actually works as a chinese translator in the medical industry
This will be the best doctors call I ever had: Haveing an erection that lasts more then 4 hours.
>>337016386
>tfw wasn't going to buy the game
>played the beta now I want it
It's 50% thanks to Mercy being bestgirl
>>337002886
But anyone with a brain has played all of those heroes.
>>337006409
d.va; shes a GAYMER just like us
>tfw enjoy Genji
h-help
>>337016610
>cosplay fetish set to fucking max
Lucky anon
>>336997304
Thanks for making riight wingers look like massive retards
>>337017172
>8 hours with McCree
>4 with widowmaker
>3 with junkrat
I'm cancer and I don't care
>>337011838
Do people go full healslut in your games or something? I'm pretty normal when I play. The healslut only comes out in the threads, tbqh.
How the fuck do you play McCree?
I want to git gud with him because mr. marston sir, I just don't know how. Tracer beat the shit out of him, Widowmaker beat the shit out of him. Bastion is a tricky one, but you have to empty all resources if you wanna beat him. The shield guy doesn't get stunned.
He is like a long range but not quiet that long character. I can't even aim his 6-shot skill correctly.
pls help. Also, Meia cute.
>>337018596
you stay at the back of your team and just take potshots. if someone gets close to you flash'n'fan them.
>>337002886
Wait you mean this game has dudes too?
>>337002973
>booru search flim13
>???
>profit
>>337018596
McCree is a skirmisher, punish bad positioning, take people out that camp corners. Get people 1v1, you will literally always win if you're not a retarded McCree and that's his main strength- picking off individual nuisances and then mopping up with high noon. Ez kills ez life.
He's way too good at long range though and I see that getting nerfes. People who complain about pocket sand are bad, his sniper revolver is the real bullshit.
>>336997304
>Mercy
>Not widow maker
>>337018596
To add, practice on training bots until you can stun, fan the hammer, roll to reload, and fan again reliably. You can take out any character besides Reinhardt that way and it's always fun to literally bully Roadhogs.
>>337010897
Fuck off
>like playing mercy
>everyone you heal for 2+ games adds you to lewd rp
S-STOP
>>337017448
>McCree
>cancer
>>337005773
>Out of your way
>Top of the page
??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
>>337020212
8 hours with mccree, he's pretty fucking strong m8. All you need to be able to do is aim.
I hope they don't nerf cowboyfu but it's coming.
>>337002886
You need to put the word autism on reaper
>>337003481
Try playing with Spanish audio, maybe?
>>337020667
>All you need to be able to do is aim.
>I hope they don't nerf cowboyfu but it's coming.
I think they're going to nerf him so his long range isn't as good. He's still based in close and medium range.
>>337005736
uncensored when
How the actual fuck do I play genji?
I'm so fuckin bad at him. How 2 gitgud
>>337021098
learn to aim for the head with his left click.
>>337006953
why is there a Ken in my Overwatch thread
Mercy looks like a girl i know
>>337003756
I know most of the community hates her but by Jesus do I love Zarya's play style. Her appearance is even starting to grow on me.
>Play Zarya in an escort match..
>Mercy is glued to me with the heals as i charge up my power.
>That cute Swedish Goddess hiding behind my stronk body for protection as we lead the charge and dominate the enemy team.
>Always prioritize her when my shield is off of cool down. Because a shield for Mercy is a shield for the people.
>Get hard thinking of Mercy and Zarya cuddling after every match.
>But deep down I know Mercy craves that Reinhardt dick.
But Zarya is a soldier of the people and i swear that all Mercy players shall count on my shields being with them.
why is /v/ the most cucked board? a lot of Swedes here or something?
>>337021630
>Mercy
>Swedish
>>336997304
Isn't the game set in the future? As an european she probably already got railed by multiple immigrants.
>>337021630
Shit i mean Swiss
>>337021862
Next time you're about to write about Swiss or Swedish, remember that the Swedes are cucks and the Swiss are top-tier lads who like guns and keeping shitskins out
>>337021630
i want to sniff zarya's sweaty armpits
>>336998518
That's why I love D.Va and Trace.
>>336997390
Yeah because you totally decimated the ennemy team with your heal
>>337021959
Yeah I realized my mistake after posting it. I would be pretty pissed too if someone called me a Swede.
>>337021969
I want Zarya tobe my personal trainer and to spot me while benching and squatting.
>>337000229
you Just know
>>337022256
>Spots you
>Musky sweaty vagina right above your face
>You can smell it
>Drop the weights right on your ribcage
>>337021630
Just change her hair colour and she's a-ok in my books
>>337022480
>Broken ribs
>collapsed lungs
>Survive but spend a few weeks in hospital before leaving in a chair.
>Zarya is waiting outside the door and forces a protein bar in your mouth.
>"Ve go to Gym now. Get you physiotherapy to making you heal quicker and making you zhe stronk. I vanting you to start deadlifting or else you vill be doing zhe 50 pushups vit me sitting on your back."
H-help...
>>337022736
Yeah, i really want her rare and epic skins just to change that.
I really love her play style though. It feels just so rewarding. Keeping an eye out on who best to shield while making sure to be at the forefront to soak damage just to boost your own has been so much fun for me.
>>336997469
Wait, she's not wearing panties?
>>337022736
i wish they gave her different hair. Give her a laura croft ponytail, or long, wet hair like Notimportant.
>>337020212
McCree is pretty balanced, some might even say underpowered, he just concentrates all of his cancer into his horseshit flashbang skill.
>>337023892
My theory is that she has the pink hair and nails to show she still has a girly side and not just a butch. But that all does out the window with that bulldyke haircut.
>>336997431
>*le does a thing*
fucking castrate yourself you nigger
>>337020142
not erping with the fat tank you are healing
>>337015954
the tags are in the filename anon.
>>336998702
fikki fikki refugees welcome in her cunt
>>337006318
P U F F Y
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>>337025838
where did it all go so wrong?
>>337025838
sause
>dat synergy with tanks
Why is Zenyatta so perfect?
>>337015243
I hope you are aware that the majority of Lucios are shit and don't even utilize wallrunning which is almost on par with Genjis wall running.
>>337026385
I always pick him when someone picks Reinhardt.
>that crazy high DPS and healing plus shield that is foreverially up
>>337000000
Checked
Also fuck you for posting shit-tier girl.
>>337011838
Can someone tell me the source of this and the webm I posted?
>>337000000
witnessed. posting in epic get
>>337011838
>>337027437
yiff in hell
>>336997304
Are you seriously contemplating about suicide because of a video game character? What's wrong with this site?
ps: you should go outside and socialize more
Too much hair in the first test.
>>337027626
>he thinks I'm looking for funny material to jack off too
>>337027864
>that hair
wtf is this shit
>>337002886
76 is the best all-around dps character, I play him when my team can't push and that's 75% of the time. CoD is trash, my next mains are DVA and mercy and I'm older than than 15. Bad chart.
>>337006997
They made her 1000X worse with that 10th grade vampire skin, the new ones are tolerable.
>>336997304
This reminds me of the crate I got last night.
Every fucking crate I've gotten for the last 5 levels have been sprays. Not poses, voice lines, not even player icons. Just. Sprays.
I stay up extra late for just one more crate hoping for something new. I hype it up with friends in chat "this time I'll get something".
Sprays again, but the last one is a noose.
I get the hint Blizzard.
>>336997543
spoken like a true support beta.
>>336997431
>1000 splatoon threads when it came out
>no one gave a fuck
>1000 mgsv threads when it came out
>no one gave a fuck
>1000 DaS threads all of the time
>no one gives a fuck
Yet people talking about overwatch are called shills? Hang yourself.
>>337006953
Now I want to see a genderbent team lineup. 2cute.
>>337000000
>landwhale hunter achieved this
H-how....
>thread about white female character
>nigger / cuck meme spoutting
Every time.
>>337025180
>>337025180
>not getting down on your knees and sucking on your tank's thick cock and heavy balls
>not deepthroating his length until your face is running with tears
>not letting him cum all over your face and then licking it all up afterwards
>>337029743
Probably because it's guaranteed replies. Fags need to grow some thicker skin.
>>337000000
Best girl confirmed. Thick 2016
>>337002506
that's a lot of groove niggers pham
>>337025409
it just says Spoiler Image for me
>>337032348
filthy mobile user. here's source.
http://exhentai.org/s/ed838c6bd0/361806-22
why does /v/ only shill bad games
>>337032494
sorry i'm not even mobile
just using chrome without any 4chin add ons
sorry i don't think thats the right sauce though
is the actual sauce from inuboshi?
>>337032765
>why do people not have the same interests as me
(you)
>>337033736
what is wrong with you
why do you type like a complete moron
>>337004589
The game costs money so you can actually play the game
Compare the people who are playing now to how it was when the beta started
>>337021630
>by Jesus do I love Zarya's play style.
>throw shields around when off cooldown
>go wherever and laser people
>whenever someone looks at you, pop your personal shield
she should be made way weaker considering how easy and boring her gameplay is
>>336997304
I love her brown flappy lips
I want Mercy to sit on my face andhold my hands while I eat her ass and pussy.
>>337036153
Yeah, well, that's just like... Your opinion, man.
>>337037671
do you disagree that that is her playstyle, or do you disagree that her gameplay being shallow makes it boring?
>>337037771
Both. Her doing solo shit is a bad move, she works best when in a group so she can maximize her power gain through the shields she gives. Is it over powered? Nah, I don't think so. As soon as she pops her shields don't shoot her for 2 seconds then just harass her for the next 8 seconds till dead. She sucks at close range. As for being shallow, it's whatever floats your boat. I personally find her play style to befun.
>>337039696
not overpowered, they should nerf her because she requires no skill
>avoid her for 10s really!
holy shit you must be bad if you can't kill people in under 4 seconds
>>337000651
Swiss-German
>>337040427
This hardens my dick for some reason and I am okay with it.
>>337039891
Her shields has a 10 second cool down. My point was that is more than enough time to kill Zarya.
>not overpowered, they should nerf her because she requires no skill
Oh never mind, this was a bait post.
>>336997527
Europe is richer than amercuck land by far, please fuck off you fat faggot.
>>337041106
>constant laser, if you miss no problemo
>shield covers her 360 degrees and increases her damage
>low cooldowns
I don't think I could make her skill cap lower if I tried. Maybe if the laser also homed? Or do you have something to say about that, besides dismissing what I'm saying because you have nothing?
>>337011950
I wan't her to love me like a mother.
>>337041984
>Nigger can't not avoid shooting Zarya for 2 seconds the run around unloading to drop her dead.
Next you're gonna complain how it's op that you can't kill Baston while running straight towards him.
>>337042374
you didn't explain how anything I said isn't valid, plus, her range is decent and she's got enough damage to kill most non-tanks easily with her laser weapon, unless the Zarya player can't aim for shit
>>337042293
Me too, anon. I want her to hold me close and let me suckle her breasts while she rubs my head and whispers sweet things to me.
>>337042606
I want to hug her around her wide hips and tell me she loves me,and that heroes never die
Can't you fags fap to more normal things like hentai with actual japanese characters.
>>337042732
She's probably taller than me. I want her to hold and hug me as I bury my face in h her breasts. I want her to rub my back and call me a good boy and that she loves me
>tfw this will never happen to you
>>337042559
So, are you saying it would tale skill for the player to maintain their laser on the target? Even then if she has no power charge she does little to no damage. And then you have to pop your shields at the right moment to maximize your damage out put. And you have to maintain this constantly. While doing all this you have to give shields to teammates at risk of dying WHILE assisting the main tank soak damage. If this hero requires no skill please name me 1 that does.
>>336997304
>You will never touch Mercy'swings
>>336998702
Germany is the new sweden you know
>>337043260
>So, are you saying it would tale skill for the player to maintain their laser on the target?
the least skill in the game
> Even then if she has no power charge she does little to no damage.
enough to kill non-tanks
> And then you have to pop your shields at the right moment to maximize your damage out put.
and if you miss the 'optimal time' it's still fine
>And you have to maintain this constantly.
what? the shield? it's once every ~10s
>While doing all this you have to give shields to teammates at risk of dying WHILE assisting the main tank soak damage.
you're talking as if it' hard to shield people
> If this hero requires no skill please name me 1 that does.
Reaper has little health and his damage drops off at any range, teleport leaves you exposed, invincibility lets people know exactly where you are when it ends, fucking you up unless you can reposition yourself properly with walls
Call of Duty is probably the closest in skill floor being low to Zarya, but he's easier to kill
Tracer is easy to kill, all she has is mobility
Pharah has fuel management and rockets aren't instant travel, you can end up missing someone entirely
McGree has 5 shots at medium/long range, all of which can miss, very different from Zarya's laser (0 punishment for missing the laser at any point, just recenter it at any enemy), at close range if you miss the stun grenade you better have trained with that right click, or the recoil's going to kick the gun around and you'll miss, plus his only 'defense' is a roll on a high cooldown that's more useful to insta-reload than for defense
Reinhardt's only ranged attack is a shockwave on a high cooldown, everyhing else is melee, and his only mobility option is his charge which has a big startup
Tobjorn has to take care of his turret and collect scraps to give other people armor
That's more than just 1 hero
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