Lalafell are for
kawaii.........
i kinda wanna fantasia into a lalafell.
But I also wanna fantasia into a male highlander because I made one that looks like liam neeson.
hugs and cuddles
REMOVE POTATOES
EXCEPT FOR THE SULTANA, TATARU, MOMODI AND PIPIN
I never played FFXIV, I just look at lalafell fanart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p419I9HUL_0
Every time I attempt to be a lalafell I fantasia back shortly thereafter. There's just no excuse for how they wobble and look unintimidating in general.
Why not be a chocolate qt instead
>>336992960
Getting fucked tenderly in their little boypussies.
depraved sexual acts
for hugs!
I AM A CAT AND I LIKE IT LIKE THAT
>tfw summoner gets the worst crossover weapon
:c
Kill.
>most obnoxious playerbase
>elitism out the ass
>literal meme character to play as because "im so funny guys XDDDD"
I report and blacklist every lalafaggot player I see.
someone post THAT webm
fucking pedos...
Lalafells are forcutting in half, scooping out the insides, and baking them with cheese and bacon and then garnishing with sour cream and green onions.
So, I downed Seph EX and farmed a couple weeks of Midus/Lore.
How are the Savages? From what I remember overhearing of Alex Savage, 1 was a fucking mess, 2 was a cakewalk, 3 was unbeatable and I know nothing of 4.
What about the Midus Savage's?
>>336993601
>someone besides me remembers Momodi exists
>>336994429
Because you're supposed to play a caster when you roll potato, obviously. Who cares if you're a two foot tall little shit if you can open the maws of hell to scorch fuckers to the bone?
>>336996154
A5S isn't very hard
A6S was pretty fucking bad but they nerfed it recently so it's probably pretty doable now
A7S isn't hard either
A8S is such a clusterfuck of mechanics that it's hard to make heads or tails out of it but it's fun so people like it anywayAt least this is what some actual raider friends tell me I'm just a guy who run Alex normal for welfare shit.
Hello!
>>336993717The nude one is so much better
>>336992960
Those guys are so cute.
Tender loving with other lalafell
Deserve to be kicked on sight.
>>336997459
rude
>>336996184
To bad she becomes irrelevantan there is little porn of her
consensual sex
>>336998801
>consensual sex
>with a child
that's not how it works anon
>>336998870
they are adults, anon. Practically japanese gnomes
Why aren't we talking about the game? /xivg/ is for this type of circlejerk shit.
>>336998870
They're not children.
>>336998934
>>336999058
you fucking pedos
>>336999332
>>336999332
Stop this meme.
I sometimes miss this game.
>>336999629
Is this the only type of underwear for Lalafell or are there cute animal print ones?
Lalafell are for thinking you want to fantasia into but then you actually don't.
>>336999501
>DELETE THIS
>>336998994
Good thing you started the conversation.
>>336999629
Too sexy for their own good.
FFXV event (relatively) soon.
>>336999941
>>336992960
Lalafell are for being inferior to Tarutaru.
>>336992960
Gonna need a source for this cute-ass shit.
>>337000350
Literally the first result on reverse image search on google, inferior XX chromosomer
>>337000350
>56653116_p0.png
Obvious pixiv file name:
Go to any pixiv link and change it to 56653116.
>>337000297
ONE
AND
THE
SAME
>>336999686
there are more
>>337001436
Can the boys wear them too? This is an important point that will decide whether or not I pick up FFXIV.
>>337001538
Those two lalas are boys, anon
>>337001615
Excellent
>Lalafell with deep voices
Stop
>Lalafell with facial hair
Stop
Best waifus
>>337001343
are you blind?
>>337002242
Those are husbandos, not waifus.
Harvins are better.
>>337002021
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bj6eQ7oitJo
>>336993601
> forgetting papashan, the most based of lalas
Step it up senpai
I have 4 potatoes in my static
Fucking kill me
>>336992960
I want to cum insideKomasan
>Make an alt character
>Get dumped into Novice chat without my consent
>Start giving other sprouts advice, because I know 99% of the answers and the GCD gives ample time to type responses
>'You have been kicked from the novice network. Reason: "don't give advice if youre not a mentor".'
>>336992960
Teasing
>>336992960
faLalafell
>>336993524
I wanna fantasia from a male lalafell into a female miqo'te and have all my friends laugh at me and then take advantage of me and then later burst into tears as I try to fantasia back but it won't work cause I'm pregnant and just ruined my life over some stupid fantasy.
But that wouldn't work cause I don't have any friends.
>>336993601
I liked this guy.
>>337007334
there's already too many female catsluts and they're all shit
>>336992960
Cheap marketing exploitation
>>337000297
Thank god somebody said it.
The lore in FF14 just feels like a mess.
>>337003062
Fuck, I'm so goddamn jealous. Back in 1.0 I had a super deep voice for my lala that they removed. HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE FULL GAR SIDEBURNS LALAFELL NOW SQUARE ENIX?!
>>337007449
Mimidoa is cool.
>>336992960
rubbing their tummies
Gathering in this game tickles my autism.
>Pickaxes fold up for no reason when in reality all this would do is make them break a lot easier.
>Hatchets have a weird ass L-shaped blade which would make them basically useless for woodcutting
>A single tree/shrub grows like 3-4 different vegetables and they don't grow anywhere else in the world
>The descriptions for gathered items are sometimes completely at odds with the location e.g. Sagolii sage saying it is found in "parched desert environments" but the only place to harvest it is in a swamp.
>>337003062
This is the worst and the best at the same time
Why does the mods always delete Lalafell appreciation threads?
>>337008607
>Pickaxes fold up for no reason when in reality all this would do is make them break a lot easier.
Source?
>Hatchets have a weird ass L-shaped blade which would make them basically useless for woodcutting
Source?
>A single tree/shrub grows like 3-4 different vegetables and they don't grow anywhere else in the world
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brassica_oleracea
>>337009516
It's not deleted though.
>>337009667
I'm sure you have enough brain power to realise that a foldable pick would be less strong than a solid one. There would be more points to break.
>>337010465
>I'm sure you have enough brain power to realise that a foldable pick would be less strong than a solid one.
no, it's straight when out.
>>337009516
FFXIV threads are either getting deleted these days or are very slow. Reminds me of when /v/ went maximum shill mode before HW.
>mfw it ended up beinga disappointment.
>>337010705
It was ironic shilling. Only a few of us were stupid enough to believe Yoshit-P's liesI was one of those people fml
How to I make money in this game?
I'm level 41 and I've got ~600K Gil from a mixture of quests, selling the quest reward gear on the market board and buying large quantities of craft mats then flogging smaller volumes at a markup but I feel like I could be doing more.
FUCKING
>>337011195
gathering is probably easiest
>>336992960
There some kind of trial thing for this FF so I can just make a potato and spend literally all of my time slutting it up in whatever passes for Goldshire?
>>337011267
To this day I still don't understand how King Crimson works or how it's beneficial at all.
>You're about to get punched
>Skip the part where the fist actually hits you
>Suddenly you're just on the ground in pain, effectively achieving nothing by cutting out the actual strike + fall to the ground
>>337011579
Good luck getting into Balmung and still having trial time left.
>>337011449
>gathering
I've investigated that.
Most of the materials you can gather are worthless, and it takes like 5-10 seconds on average to gather a single item due to all the running between nodes malarkey.
The stuff that actually is worth money seems to be paradoxically obtained by breaking down the items you gather; but only with a low droprate, and with an even lower chance of getting "high quality". Plus these mechanics only open up at level 60 or some shit.
Thanks for the suggestion, but is there anything more pragmatic/less time-intensive/that I can be doing right now?
>>337011580
You had the opportunity to dodge. King Crimson removed that part entirely.
>>337012030
Sounds likebuying gilis what you're looking for.
>>336993806
>Are you gonna just keep running away
What did he mean by this?
Slapping
>>337011580
King crimson erases time in which Diavolo himself can actually move. Just move, nothing more nothing less.
This picture is all that's happening.
I finally stoped playing this shit yesterday after almost 3 years.
I have a huge backlog because of it and now I want to finish it.
I took the right decision?
>>337015867
ofcourse, XIV is directionless as fuck.
I wish I was a lalafell
>>336992960
should I fantasia from a aura to a lalafell?
>>337004609
do not lewd the lion dog!
What are some other games with races like Lalafell? I always like playing as the little guys, but I can never find games that let me do that.
>>336992960
Why is he crying?
>>337019448
The fire right under his eyes are drying them out and so his body is producing tears to try to revitalize them.
>>337019448
thingken of fantasia
>>336993601
that entire cutscene was great
>BERSERK DONT EVEN ESUNA ME BITCH
>FELL CLEAVE POTATO IN HALF
>NUCLEARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
never trust dunesfolks
they are the jews of eorzea
you can see it in their dark noses and soulless eyes
>>337019448GREAT FLAMING EYEBROWS
>>337019986
the jew races are always the best ones
>>336992960
Why do people hate Lalafells so much?
I know some are obnoxious but that happens with other races too, especially Miqo'te.
>>337022078
>Some
>>337022078
they feel shame for desiring the popoto
>that music for the next msq dungeon
Also city of mhach looks fucking huge
>>337023147
can't wait for deep dungeons
>tfw potato MNK
>got my rotation down
>do my best to learn mechanics beforehand to not piss the party off
>not be an obnoxious player online like other potatoes
I try my best and thankfully no one's complained yet.
>>337023147
Source? Is the trailer out already?
>>337023537
Live letter on the youtube page
![1349753796896[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/eRXu63x.png "1349753796896[1].png")
>>336996075
>baking them with cheese and bacon
sounds like you're trying your very best to drown out the actual taste of the potato
>>336993601
no mention of Krile. worst taste
>>337024767
I want more female characters to bully Alphinaud.
>>337024943
She's probably going to bang him
>>337025071
Alphinaud is going to be on the receiving end of a FFFM foursome from Krile, Y'shtola and Hilda. And they're all annoyed with him
If lalas are for hugs, what are cats for?
pic related, its a cat
>>337025294
Rape
>>337025185
More like Krile, Y'Shtola andMatoya
>>337025456
if she didn't want to be raped, she shouldn't have gone onto a pirate ship by herself, the ship belonging to a man 3 times her size who has a fondness of shackles
>>337025567
If its a roast and not sexual I'm fine with that
>>337025294
To spend money on because they're all fucking whores
>>337025294
cats are built for breeding, they go into heat often.
>>337025294
Fucking. Wherever you go in the game you see cats as prostitutes and servants. There's a fate in eastern la noscea where you literally escort a cat prostitute to her client.
>>337025294
I wanted to punch this character in the face every single time she appeared. The fucking guildmaster was even worse.
>>337027806
Arcanist Guildmaster was deviantart mary sue OC tier. I bet whoever wrote the questline plays a character who looks exactly like him.
>>337027806
>>337027915
arcanist questline is trash, but at least scholar and summoner quests both make up for it.
>>337028036
No class questline will ever be as bad as MRD.
>You see this bull? You hate him
>Yes you do
>You hate him so much
>Look what he did to this poor family
>You hate that bull
>Okay let's kill it
i've come to really enjoy Alphinaud as a character. I'm still waiting for him to Ysh her tolas
How is the game? I tried the trail with my friend but FF14 seem to love the idea of not letting us play together. First trail users couldn't group and we spent 90% of our time not really playing together since the quest had us do different things.
>>337028202
Getting BTFO in the most bombastic way possible really helped him stop being such a fucking fag.
>>337028176
One exists.
The arcanist questline
>>337028331
its your typical mmo with themepark elements ie lots of shit thats not combat, a large focus on story telling and above average music. game is also gorgeous on high settings
>>337028036
the arcanist questline is one of the few actually difficult questlines though. and the only one that teaches you how to play your class better is the rogue one
is this true?
can i have some more lalas ?
i love cute things
>>337028840
>Getting_queued_with_Balmung
>>337028840
>male cat is fully dressed
Nope.
>>337028840
only thing I miss about this game is my Coeurl-print glamour
and my Limsa Lominsa uniform. The boots are so sexy
>>337028956haha
>>337028956
Sadly I can't find pictures of my blonde twintail lalafell so have fanart instead.
>>337002242
>>337024767
>still can't date the scions
it's gonna be an April Fool's joke forever
>>337012030
I make a couple of mil a day just doing aetherial reduction inbetween waiting for scrip nodes to spawn. It's not big money in the grand scheme of things but all I want is a house when they release new wards and I''ll have more than enough by then. Getting filthy rich through crafting requires a lot of time and gil investment since leveling crafters past 50 is expensive as fuck and you need to level several crafts to 50 just to get the essential abilities. Gatherers on the other hand are fast to level, will actually make you some money in the process and provide you with a steady stream of income with gear you can just buy off the market board.
>you will never experience a love so pure
>tfw no one to fuck my WHM boypussy
>>337025294
I don't know about cats but padjal are for cuddling, hand holding and marriage.
>you will never have a Lala bully you into dressing up in cute dresses so you can be eye candy for him
>>337036303
feels fucking bad
>>336992960
punting.
Dammit guys I used to love this game but every time I try to play it again I do like one dungeon and get bored
it's the same shit every time
help
>>337036467
At least we can suffer together, Anon.>tfw your Lala owner will never dress you up before dragging you off to the chapel, inviting all of your friends to see how pretty they've made you for your big day
>>337037539
>mfw i'm a fem lala that has two cat pets who i dress up and take on walks
>>337038276
Please, Anon, my heart can't handle knowing the thing I want is out thereand my wallet can't handle the sub fee right now
>>337038610
oh you wouldn't want that.they spend more time being disciplined and being forced to make out with each other than being pretty
>>337038797
O-oh, you don't know my life, maybe I DO want to be properly trained and make out with other pets!God fucking damnit I wish my LDR BF wasn't so scared of disappointing me that he actually did stuff like that in RP, fuck.
>tfw matched with best group
