Did you hear about the player who tried to fight a creeper with his bare hands?
He
No I didn't. What happened?
>>336974161
HE WASDESTROYED!
>>336974213
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
>>336974213
WHAT A PREDICAMENT.
Did you hear about the player who fell in lava?He was destroyed!
>>336974213
FUCKING SCREENCAP THIS
Someone post it.
Yes, but the question is -- why did he wear the mask?
>>336974213
EPIC, SIMPLY EPIC!!
>>336974110
Does no one else remember this meme from a couple weeks ago?
>>336974110
He was destoryed
>>336975084
>written out of the story altogether
Geez, I'd rather be destroyed.
>>336974213
You are going to jail for this post
>>336975164
>posting the edit
Did you hear about the noob who looked the Enderman in the eyes? He searched the site for sunglasses!
>>336974213
FUCKING SAVAGE
>>336974856
He did it just for you.
>>336975241
That's not an edit, friend.
>>336974213
Im here for the screencap
>>336974213
DELETE THIS
>>336974213
I don't get it.
Summer..... Has officially.......
Arrived.....
Zzzzzzzzzz...........
>>336974213
HOLY FUCK
>>336974213
That was great, man I mean hahaa it should be written down into a book for classic video games hummer
>>336974213
Epic fellow Sonybro
>>336974213
hi /r/4chan!
>>336974213
man you should write a book or something
>>336974213
Fuckin epic 1 m8
baka u fucking low life's probably haven't even listened to A Moon Shaped Poo yet this thread is garbage
What's an STD that football players get?
>>336978985
I don't know, what?
>>336979192GatorAIDS
>>336974213
TOP KEK
>>336974213
Never stop being you anon
A minecraft player is playing alone in singleplayer. He played for years on this map all by himself. He has no friends, no family and absolutely nobody to play with. One day the player finds a puppy while navigating a forest biome. He befriends the puppy. He feeds it bones from the skeletons he tried to befriend but killed because they kept attacking him. The puppy loved the player and made him his owner. At last, the minecraft player has somebody to play with. It's weird, though. He's played for years and this was the first time he encountered a puppy. Anyways, the player brought the puppy around with him wherever he went. Together they mined diamonds and killed zombies and built castles together. The puppy quickly grew into a full sized dog. Then one day while mining the dog steals a diamond from the player and swallows it. This is when the player realized that his dog was not normal. When he tried to tell other people about it on the internet they didn't believe him. The player played with no mods so there should be no way the dog could have done what it had did. This phenomenon was mysterious but it didn't really matter, though, the player thought. He had concluded that his dog was special because God made him special just for him. For the very first time apart from discovering minecraft, the player felt happy in his life. To see what else his doggy companion can do, he gave his dog a sword and to his surprise he equipped it. The dog can hold the sword in his mouth and attack enemies, like Sif from the Dark Souls series. It was the most amazing thing the player had ever seen in his entire life of minecrafting. Together they were invincible. They made such a powerful fighting duo that they decided to tackle the Enderdragon together. But unfortunately a dog with a sword can't reach a flying dragon effectively and he was destroyed.The dog was eaten by the enderdragon. Filled with sorrow and anger, the minecraft player destroyed the enderdragon in one fell swoop.
>>336974213
fucking sticky this mods
>>336974213
I seriously don't get it can someone please explain this to me I feel retarded right now.
>>336979808
>he was destroyed
>>336974110
He didnt make it
>>336979808
The enderdragon died and it dropped nothing but a decomposed corpse of the dog. The minecraft player cried for days, kneeling over his dead companion. Eventually the dog corpse decomposed entirely and there was nothing but the diamond that it had swallowed so many years ago. The minecraft player quickly emptied his inventory filled with valuable and other diamonds just like it just to pick it up, as if making room for something holy and sacred. Why am I doing this he thought. It's just a shitty diamond. He had thousands of them in his home base. He spent years wondering the same question, holding nothing but the diamond in his hand. Whenever he was attacked by zombies and skeletons he would merely bludgeon them to death with it even though the diamond had no attack modifiers. He might as well have been fighting with his bare hands. Whenever he wanted to build he was unable to because he can't do anything with just a diamond. He spent a lot of time merely digging holes because that was all he could do. He tried to reason with himself. It's just a fucking diamond he would say out loud. Why the fuck can't I let go of it? Then he came to a revelation. If he couldn't let go of the diamond he would force the game to do it for him. If he killed himself he would drop it. So he climbed up a nearby cliff, but just when he was about to jump to his death he heard a woofing. He turned around and there was a puppy. Not the same puppy he once knew, though. That would be impossible. It was another puppy of a different color. Woof woof, the puppy called out to him as if telling him to not jump. Then the minecraft player began to break down in tears. He had finally realized why he kept the diamond for so long. It was not just any diamond, he had figured. It was a diamond in the woof. Then the minecraft player died from crying too much.
>What did Shania Twain say when she was playing Minecraft and got destroyed by a creeper?
>"That don't impress me much."
>>336980621
Damn that was so sad it destroyed me
>>336980742
>What does Taylor Swift sing when she plays Minecraft and eats potatoes?
>What does Taylor Swift sing when she eats potatoes?
Why did Minecraft even come up?
>>336975164
>Did you hear
>a skeleton?
>>336980621
>diamond in the woof
Sidesdestroyed
Isnt that a quote from the godawful Telltale game?
>>336974213
What a twist
>>336974213
EPIC. SIMPLY EPIC.
SOMEONE PLS MAKE AN EPIC SCREENCAP OF THIS THREAD
>>336979808
Once my little brother was playing Minecraft and he accidentally poured lava on his pet wolf and killed it.
He cried for hours.
>>336974213
I want to be part of this image.
>>336974213
Incredibile
>>336974213
SOMEBODY EXPLAIN FFS
This is exactly why /a/ makes fun of us.
>>336979491
Holy shit.That pic hits far too close to home, anon, you take it back!
>>336974213
Fucking retarded. Simply ebin replies, everyone. Fucking neo-/v/.
>>336974213
Hehehe
>>336984156
>/v/ is serious business
Learn to have a laugh faggot
>>336974213
Oh lel my sides are in orbit oh my god that was the fucking funniest thing i've ever seen5
>>336985080Sorry anon, that's a fat lot of nothing. Quite literally, in fact, what with the zero.
I'm feeling an 8.
>>336985213
off by 5,unlike this six
>>336985581
I see your 6 is still afraid of this7
>>336985581
>also off by 1
top l3l
>>336985581
Off by 5, unlike this 9
>>336985770
off by 5*
fuck
>>336985776
You got it turned around, but try twisting this 2
>>336986243
EPIC
>>336986243
CHECKED
Cheeky 5reeki
>>336974213
jesus fucking christ
>>336979808
>>336980621
It's a doggy dog mine craft world out there
>>336974213
OH MY GOD I'M CRYING IN LAUGHTER AT THIS! IS ANYONE ELSE CRYING FROM LAUGHTER?! BECAUSE I SURE AM CRYING FROM LAUGHTER!
>>336974213
COMEDY OF THE CENTURY 10/10
just think friends
some kid, somewhere in this world of seven billion people
has read this joke to himself and his friends
and they laughed
this thought horrifies me
did you hear about the minecraft joke book?thankfully it was destroyed!
>>336986243
That's nice
Almost as nice as this 4
>>336974213
I don't get it.
Why did the scare crow win an award?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSkm0CmUdy8
Eugene>Richard>>>>>>SHIT>>>>>>>Stuart
http://m.imgur.com/a/S8eaO for some more fantastic minecraft jokes.
>>336974213
FUCK YOU I JUST SPILLED MY DRINK FROM LAUGHING
>>336979936
There was a Minecraft joke book released and that's one of the various jokes printed.
>>336974620
Here you go familiar.
>>336995923
>Not using Tomorrow
Never change, /v/. Never change
>>336983142
>and he accidentally poured lava on his pet wolf
That is so funny to read
>this thread
god bless you /v/
>>336974213
COMEDY GOLD
>>336974213
Truly the peak of intellectual humor!
>>336980621
> It was a diamond in the woof.
this is so fucking retarded i can't stop laughing at it
>>336981078He respawned
Bumping legendery thread
>>336974213
pinnacle of humor
