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Look at all those "delicious details".
>>336945526
can't wait to hot ink them
>>336945526
I see them
Delicious indeed.
>>336945526
I WANT TO FUCK MARIE
Callie's has child bearing hips
cum on em
>>336945526
>forcing me to fap on vidya figurines made for children
Nintendo plz
>>336946162
Are those tentacles on their asses?
>>336947301
*amiibo
>>336946162
>Glitter on their dresses
I WANT IT
>>336945526
too bad the ones you'll get will have shoddy paint jobs and other defects.
Sometimes I don't understand the board rules. Like people who create videos of video games are not allowed on /v/. But toyswhich have their own boardof video game characters are allowed. But then threads about video game characters are not allowed because apparently they're offtopic.
>>336947359yes
So fancy dresses or costumes?
>>336947770
Later waves pretty much fixed those problems. Roy's figure is a hell of a lot better in regards to detail and paint than Marth.
Japanese rereleases are also much better than the initial waves. I have JP Palutena and she doesn't have the sausage fingers the original run did, for instance.
>>336947301
Source before your banned
>>336948057
It's a worldwide splatfest, and I figured the cosplayer contingent will pick costumes so I went with that.
>>336947846
I'm not necessarily against any topic, as long as they're related to videogames to a degree, but the inconsistency is a big issue admittedly. It be better if they flat out stated what was and wasn't allowed.
i have my preorder
did you get one /v/?
Looking great, these are the amiibos I've been waiting for the most ever since Callie and Marie were revealed before Splatoon came out.
Why does Nintendo make the best waifus?
>>336949275
Do the recolors come out the same day as the Squid Sister amiibo?
>>336949712
yes
>>336949571
it is their blessing, and their curse. They make the best waifus, but then do nothing with them because the concept of eroticism makes Nintendo feel embarrassed and scared.
>>336949157
this pisses me off so much
>green inkling when you have Marie and a green squid
>orange squid when you have an orange inkling
>fuchsia inkling when you have Callie
im not even gettin these ones but man that's a missed opportunity for varied colors like bright yellow or cyan/red
>>336948064
>Japanese rereleases are also much better than the initial waves. I have JP Palutena and she doesn't have the sausage fingers the original run did, for instance.
Did they fix her face?
>>336949824
This. A truly lazy effort.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RBG4KLnGjY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wX9lGUaNJI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRXyflaJNTE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIFQsXJ9Pt0
>>336949571
>capcom
>blizzard
>pixar
i agree with you, but damn theres some good shit
>>336950913
>blizzard
>pixar
the fuck
Capcom and Nintendo are the twin gods of waifus in vidya, there's no question.
>>336946620
stop
inklings are the purest lifeforms
>>336951136
>Pure
>Went to war instead of co-inhabiting the surface with the Octolings
The real amiibos won't have anywhere near that level of quality or gloss.
>>336951595
Oh yeah, you're right.
>>336945526
Yes please
>>336946162
Her dress poofs out like that.
you're a meme now
you're a child's toy now
>>336952361
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y90bDDLO094
>>336951136
>pure
Even the creators sexualize them son
How the hell did Splatoon get so popular?
>>336953350
Spats.
>>336953350
by being fun
>>336953350
http://wiiudaily.com/2015/05/nintendos-marketing-campaign-for-splatoon-will-rival-mario-kart/
Their eyes are weird.
Looks like buttons
POST MARIE UPSKIRT
>>336953350
Its a fun multiplayer shooter and a new IP from Nintendo.
>>336953860
Why'd you have to post that? We were having a good time.
>>336953860
I partally agree with it
>>336953350
Nintendo decided to actually advertise something for once
And it was coincidentally also a fun game
>>336945526
SPLOOSH
>>336953350
it's a new IP and with an interesting twist to a stale genre
>>336954065
this
>>336954070
Then you're partially a retard
>>336953860
>I'm a professional
fucking kek
>>336953860
Who even compares the two? Can both not simultaneously exist?
>>336953350
lolis
>>336954326
A professional victim.
>>336954519
Not in Wu's mind.
>>336954663
So much for "accessibility" if he needs to take away games.
>>336953350
Its one of the few Wii U worthwhile exclusive
Japanese love the wii u because you can use your NNID to log in to nico nico
>>336953860
Jesus Christ Wu. Ones a lovecraftian dungeon crawler RPG aimed at a fairly niche audience. Ones a team based shooter aimed at kids albeit with a very large demographic of adults who like it. Both can exist.
>>336955060
but you're a squid in both of them
>>336945526
>>336946162
When are these amiibos coming out?
Marie>Callie.
>>336955265
July 7th.
>>336953860
shooting each other and dying in various ways such as drowning or blowing up in a splash of ink so that you see your little squid ghost rise doesnt make it non violent.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjfIIAk7oDg
All it's good for is these sluts.
>>336945526
>buying toys
Am I the only one who wants to see more lore for Splatoon?
>>336955301
They're both good for different reasons
Callie is a good girl who deserves her head patted
Marie is for raunchy, kinky sex.
>>336955365
>July 7
For the US right? Are both amiibos being bundled together? If so will buy if they are both packed together instead of separate.
>>336949157
>not alt weapons to go with alt colors
Such wasted potential
>>336955582
So Marie is Panty and Callie is Stocking?
>>336955582
Marie is for marrying
>>336955672
July 7th for both US and EU. They only come packed together in the US while you can also buy them separately in the EU.
>>336955798
>They only come packed together in the US
Day one buy.
>>336955705
Not really. Neither of the angels were good girls
Callie is daughteru, Marie is waifu.
>>336948057
Fancy dresses obviously.It's my fetish.>mfw all the art of Callie in dresses to come
>>336955578
Collect the scrolls.
>>336946162
That "ink" look colored Diarrhea
>>336953350
-Free online
-Bigger playerbase of entire WiiU catalog
-updates every four weeks
-etc
Best squid tits coming through
>>336956701
>Free online
What? There are games you have to pay to be online for?
>>336956791
Not him but no. Every online game on Wii U (and 3DS) is free to play. It's still a selling point admittedly.
>>336946162
She's wearing puffy pants you dumbass.
>>336954643
Double kek
>>336956791
Well, any game on PS4 and Xbox unless they're free to play.
But then again there're not too many online games on WiiU anyway
>>336956701
Shame though no voice chat. Why the fuck hasn't patched in voice chat yet? Its a team based MP game FFS.
>>336956893
So?
She still has the hips
I want to fuck Callie
and Marie
and the other squid girls
and Annie
and the octopus girls
why does Sploon have so many attractive aquatic waifus
>>336957028
If you have a team of friends you could just use a PC. Otherwise why would you ever want to voice chat with randoms?
And the game is also for kids so Nintendo probably doesn't want pedophiles and guys that say fuck and shit all the time
>>336949157
>boy gets delicious brown alt but girl doesn't
>>336957410
Wave 3 my friend
Do amiibos still have problems with being sold out right away?
The last one i bought was Pikachu and at that time it was fucking ahrd to get msot of them
>>336953350
porn
>>336957207
>not wanting to bury yourself in Judd's sensuous fur
pleb
>>336957781
go back to undermeme general you tumblr mutant
>>336957654
The craze died down, most of the ones that came out in the last wave or two are still easy enough to find.
They've restocked several early wave ones as well.
You're out of luck if you are looking for things like WFT, Wario, Palutena, Lucina, Dedede, and Metaknight though.
>>336957837
>not wanting Crusty Sean to walk all over you with his sneakers
degenerate
>>336949798
Only in America. Japan is free from that, baby.
Are squid girls always wet and slimy?
>>336958063
Well their bodies are like 90% ink, so probably.
>>336953350
Sexy children.
I expect that the next splatoon game will have some kind of hoard mode andMarie and Callie will be playable
DONT SEXUALIZE THE WOOMIES!
>>336957982
literally fuck off back to your degenerate general and IRC with the rest of the goatfucking neo-tumblr mutant memegendered memesexual fat faggot fucks, leonard """"""""elizabeth"""""""" cameron
>>336945526
Would you cum on these Amiibos?
>>336957028
>needing voice chat in a game that lasts 3 minutes a round, is likely being played alongside children or manchildren and you have a fucking interactive map in your god damn hands
God no. Voice Chat has literally helped me 1 out of a hundred times in online MP games when playing with randoms.
>one guy trying to actually form a plan
>everyone else just farting into the mic and screaming nigger
Am i the only one that plays without the motion controls?
I really tried, but for some reason i can't get used to them
>>336958540
>not wanting Sheldon to show you his new custom bamboozler
Philistine
I'm an avid Splatooner and I can't understand you degenerates sexualizing them squid girls.
They're squids.
>>336958057
When do you think it'll end?
This rampant hatred for normal sexuality in the US, I mean.
>>336958749
No, they're kids.
>>336958679
Nah, tons of people suck at the game too.
>>336958749
we have people on this site that sexualize cats, dogs, sharks, rabbits, etc
but a squid is too much for you?
>>336958720
literally die of goat ass aids you subhuman mutant wretch, """"""""elizabeth""""""""""
>>336958679
I tried for ages and I just couldn't get used to it so I handicap myself by using twin sticks.
Haven't played Star Fox Zero yet so don't know if I could get used to the gyros in that one either.
>>336958323
Our bodies are no less than 70% water and our women aren't always moist and slimy.
Not to the point where we can say "she's wet" anyway.
>>336953860
>little kids shooting eachother with their blood until they drown in it
>your team wins the match by covering the ground with the most of your own blood
>you can drown in enemy blood
>inclusive, non-violent
Brianna is a fucking psycho.
>>336958337
sexy squids*
>>336957914
Unless you buy Jap amiibo, then it's easy as fuck. Shipping is cheap too, that's how I got Rosie.
>>336958749
>They're squids
Exactly.
>>336959059
Nope.
>>336959096
Fuck off, asshole. Stop telling people that.
>>336959115
Nooo dont start this sonic oc shit again
>>336959238
Ok, fine I lied. They're twice as expensive as their normal price. But still, $23 for WFT is a steal compared to Ebay.
>>336958671
Voice chat in games is kinda like /v/ in a way.
>You think there'd be some friendly banter or quick strategist between players.
>It's actually just people doing their own thing and yelling at each other for fucking up.
>You think the video game board consists of folks sharing gaming experiences, looking for hidden gems, passing around ideas for improvements on gameplay hypothetically, analyzing early game trailers.
>There's barely any of that.
>>336959442
???
It's just blue Callie
>>336959115
>>336959537
>callie with a normal sized chest
why is this so rare, everything I've seen of the squid sisters has them with disgusting cowtits
How many Splatoon games are in development right now do you think?
Its definitely Nintendo's next cash cow.
You think they might squeeze a 3DS game out before its life's up?
>>336959036
>Thinking ink is squid blood
Educate yourself
>>336959819
they almost certainly have something for the NX lineup, if splatoon ever made it to the 3DS it would probably be something completely different
>>336959819
>>336953350
autism
>>336959819
I hope Splatoon sticks around, it's the first interesting thing Nintendo has done since Pikmin
>>336959958
I fucking wish.
>>336959096
That's what I did, actually. Bought JP versions of Palutena, Lucina, Rosalina, and Wii Fit Trainer as Nintendo is never going to restock them in the US.
Got the JP Wolf Link amiibo as well since I didn't want Twilight Princess HD due to already having the GC version.
You've been editing your gear, right?
>No woomy.webm in the thread
>Unsure if the original artist has created any more great works beyond his Splatoon and hamster masterpieces
>>336959096
>>336960114
i haven't paid much attention to amiibo but is that one youtube autist still buying all of the amiibos of 'hentai' characters like rosa and palutena?
>>336959819
At the very least there's definitely a Splatoon 2 in development (no, fuck off with your Spla2n).
Maybe a Squid Sisters spinoff as well.
>>336960183
what is woomy.webm?
>>336959452
I got several JP amiibos off Amazon that came to only a few dollars more than US retail, and some even with free shipping.
Amiami also isn't that much expensive than retail, and shipping is mitigated if you get more than one thing at a time.
>>336960482
That's because Amazon is doing god's work giving people the ability to import jap stuff through them.
>>336959958
>every single fake Nintendo Direct leak keeps listing this game
>it never ends up being real
>>336945526
Have preorders gone up anywhere yet?
>>336960169
editing?
>>336946162
Marie has a sever case of niggerlips
Also
>Those noses
Who designed them, tumblr?
>>336960765
You can hex edit your gear with the new browser exploit. It lets you change your slots without being at the mercy of RNG.
>>336960784
tumblr nose isnt a thing stop being autistic
>>336960815
excuse the fuck out of me? how do i get in on this??
>>336959958
Yeah not gonna happen. Personally I want a Jet Set Radio esque game.
>>336960881
Look up TCPGecko.
>>336948057
Big Poofy Ball Gowns need more love.
>>336960784
It's a case of bad lighting.
>>336958323
They are 90% ink, 10% delicious woomy
>>336960784
Just shut the fuck up dumbass
>>336961208
>>336960850
Hi Tumblr.
>>336960252
No idea what you are talking about, but ZSS is the most lewd amiibo of them all and she's still easily found in most places.
They took the time to model her ass cheeks and individual breasts instead of making them one solid mass, and she's glossy too.
>>336960907
UNDERSTAND
UNDERSTAND
UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND
UNDERSTAND
UNDERSTAND
THE CONCEPT OFink
>>336955703
You can't see it in the picture there, but the alt colored Inklings have the Tentatek Splattershot.
>>336953350
1. They advertised it
2. It's actually good
>>336958836
>we have people on this site that sexualize cats, dogs, sharks, rabbits, etc
So? I oppose those degenerates too.
>but a squid is too much for you?
Anything non-human is unacceptable for me, and for any other sane person.
At most we can say they're cute. They even do a cute little dance, but they are not for sexual.
Also, yes this is a bit different from regular furry shit, because squids are invertebrates. Squid-humanoid hybrids are closer to monster fetishism.
>>336960943
Not him but can you give me some more information about this please? I'm googling this but not really finding anything useful.
Marie's perpetual look of boredom really gets me going
>>336960815
>>336960881
>>336962027
Don't be faggots. No one likes a cheater.
>>336959892
Not what I meant.
>>336954812
>Japanese love the wii u because you can use your NNID to log in to nico nico
can't you do that with PSN?
>>336962173
And her sarcasm.
>>336962173
Imagine covering that apathetic face in your hot white ink
>>336957028
The voice quality on the Wii U's mic is so atrocious I wouldn't use it even if they let me.
>>336962569
Sounded fine when playing MH3U especially with headphones.
>>336962027
https://gbatemp.net/threads/splatoon-modding-hub.425670/
Read through this. The address where your equipped gear is located is 12CD0D80. It's listed as clothing, shoes, and then hats.
>>336963459
And here's a visual guide for actually changing your shit.
>>336949157
>new wave
>just repaints
>didn't even get the delicious brown on the right one
ech, wave 3 better have octolings
>>336946162
Marie looks fucking awful, why do I have to buy her to get Callie?
>Inklings have no bones
So does that mean when they're babies they just flop around doing the weirdest shit?
>Honey, Help!
>What's wrong?
>The baby's a fucking pretzel again
>>336958337
I am like 99% sure that the squid kids are actually like late 15, maybe 16 years old, given that depictions of young Callie and Marie show them in humanoid form looking considerably younger than any playable squid kid. Plus Callie and Marie's bods are definitely older than standard squid kids so I'd put them at late 17, maybe early 18.
End result is depending on where you live, either all squid kids are fuckable or at the very least Callie and Marie are fuckable.
>>336964602
Inklings start off as squids and can only go full humanoid when they turn 14.
>>336962735
Well the only experience I'd had with it was Smash; didn't know it was a game by game kind of thing.
>>336964846
They're officially 14
>>336965186
Who is? All of them or the sisters? Who "officially" claimed this?
Because in any case the sisters consistently break anyone in game being officially 14 through their depictions.
>>336965351
Inklings are 14 years old
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQsZPYB0vMw
At 1:52
>>336964602
they probably have, i don't know, sacs? for structural support in human mode, so they'd be squishy as hell but still retain their shape
>>336965539
All it says is that they transform at 14, not that they are currently 14, and regardless even if that is true, Callie and Marie are definitely older than your usual squid kid.
>>336965882
I think there was some other video that made it more explicit that they're 14, but yeah calamari are probably at the absolute least 16, likely adultsnot that any of that matters when jacking to 2d
I wonder how old Cuttlefish is. Or did they say how old he was in game?
>>336966743
Old enough to have granddaughters.
>>336966743
old enough to have been a CO in a war that took place 100 years prior, so I figure he's at least 130-140ish
>>336966743
The Great Turf War was over 100 years ago, and he was old enough to not only fight in it but be a key leader, so that nigga old.
>>336959958
I sort of want this
>>336959958
I wants it. I neeeeeeeds it.
>Tony Hawk Games are dead
>You will never unlock a Wii U exclusive Inkling with Blackbelly skate park as a stage
>>336968303
Blame Activision for sitting on the franchise for over a decade without doing anything until they realized last minute that they paid for a license they have only a few months left to milk.
whoever is in charge of splatoon character designs should be running Nintendo
>>336969186
>manages to hit loli, monstergirl, transformation, goo girl, and tentacle fetishes all in one design without being overly complicated
>>336969186
Fun fact: Miyamoto wanted everyone replaced with Mario characters. He's the reason why everything has Mario slapped on it for no reason.
>>336969186
>should be running Nintendo
No they fucking shouldnt
Iwata running nintendo cucked him out of using his godlike compiling abilites
>>336957225
>so Nintendo probably doesn't want pedophiles and guys that say fuck and shit all the time
and that is howswapnote was killed
>>336958772
When the US stop existing
>>336969380
Where the fuck did you pull out that from?
>>336953350
They were fully aware that they were aiming for the adult male Nintendo audience and it worked
>>336969378
from a game mechanics standpoint, Crouch, Reload, Hide and Run are all the same button
thats smooth play
>>336969409
good idea
but someone who dosn't want to cram mario in fucking everything should run Nintendo
>>336969676
Wrong. we hated sexuality before America even existed
>>336969380
I heard that it was originally being designed as a Mario spinoff game but Miyamoto was the one who told them to make it original.
>>336969380
is the inverse actually
miyamoto and others let the new blood make it original.
>>336970347
So, why did the puritanism, a even more extreme christian, start on the US? You faggots are the biggest hypocrites, you keep screaming about how everyone should feel ashamed of nipples and shti but turn around and keep asking for them, every problem in the world comes from you fucking country, you fund terrorists, you cretaed that whole sjw movement that infected the world, you're a fucking disgrace, I hope Trump is elect so he builds his fucking wall to keep burgerlanders confined to their bullshit country
>>336969380
>>336970460
Both of these are wrong. The game was in rough concept phase and didn't have a distinct visual design at the time it was first shown to Miyamoto, and he said that IF they couldn't come up with their own idea that they should use Mario, but soon after the concept we know now took shape and as soon as Miyamoto saw it he was one hundred percent on board.
>>336965685
This will only fetishize them more. Keep talking.
>>336953860
Well there is that whole thing about Broken clocks
>>336959958
Put an iNiS logo for maximum despair
>>336970671
Are you blaming the actions of the jews on us?
>>336970127
This one never fails to make me laugh.
I wish Overwatch was good, so I could play something other than Splatoon.
>>336971778
>le jewgish gonsbiracy meme
epic
daily reminder that literally everything wrong in the world was at least tangentially caused by anglos and americans
>>336971878
I'm enjoying it enough, cowboy man and thick chineskimo waifu are fun
>>336971927
If you wanted a lewd squids thread, all you had to do was ask.
I don't have Splatoon or a Wii U, but I want these. Besides I'm sure NX will have it.
>>336972229
Fuck you,anon. go back to /a/ or /b/ with that nonsense. God damn child rapists like you don't deserve to live.
>>336971927
>the real deal
no thanks, bub, 3d squids are nowhere near as attractive as sploon squids
>>336972321
I hear you
>>336952917
How so? (Not the one you're replying to.)
>>336972321
I agree, sexualizing squids is disgusting when there are delicious octos to sexualize instead
am I the only one here who is more attracted to their squid features than their human features
>>336972829
Why sexualize either when you canfattenthem
>>336972990
whyfattenwhen you canTHICCen
I like both, but I prefer Marie :)
I normally don't buy Amiibo, but I could make an exception.
>>336971778
Good on you for pulling the old burgerlander card of blaming others for you fuck ups, they went for your country because they saw that they were on good company since you fucks love backstabbing others
>>336973273
>duck face selfie shit
the fuck is this faggotry octos are ELITE OPER8IN qts, they have more self respect than that
>>336973273
My man
>>336972779
Look at their animations and some of the official art and tell me it's not on purpose.
>>336973098
Not nearly as disgusting as I'd feared when I saw "fatten" and a spoiler image together in the same post.
Well since the THIQQers took over the qt chain, I'm just gonna post this, since octos are cute and I want to post it.
I want to hold down and eat out a qt octoling girl
>>336971927
>people who fap to 2D images will and have gone after 3D for the real deal
But 3D is PD
>>336973730
Well there is a Why in front of that fatten
>>336948057
When will they release fancy dresses and suits in-game?
I'm pretty sure some asshat mod deleted most of my pics from the Splatoon community because he didn't like me personally, but I have the last laugh because I saved most of them.
Even though I had to crudely photograph the touchscreen itself.
>>336974739
Pretty sure I can fuck any sort of fictional thing I want. In fact I'm fictionally fucking a fictional dragon right now.
>>336975061
Is she cute? Full dragon, or wyvern, or maybe asian?
>>336951090
What about SNK and Wayforward?
>>336975597
I can agree with this,Pattyis primo waifu material
>>336964602
>plz don't get mad at me if i let you down
;-;
Where are the octowaifus?
>>336976708
Since they are monsters anyway I wanna have sex with them and punch them in the face.
>>336976708
finally, another man of patrician taste
I want Callie to rape me with her tentacles
>>336976771
>>336976923
>sweating_man.jpg
>>336956742
i wanna brush those teeth
>>336976708
octolings are dorks! DORKS!
>>336977579
Look at those delicious sausage fingers
>>336953860
>>336977482
>3dthose are admittedly nice "inc sacs" though, is it anywhere online?
i haven't played in many months. anything new? new lore?
>>336978595Inklings are actually highly evolved bloopers. The magic paintbrush from Super Mario Sunshine sparked it all. The goop mutated the bloopers and pollution caused the sea levels to shift
>>336978595
A few splatfests, a squid sister concert, and new weapons.
>>336978872
>a squid sister concert
i want to die now. fuck. was it good?
>>336978834
anything about octolings?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxkKUbNnXKE
>>336979024
its on youtube.the divas are a bit uncanny valley when they're not in the game
>>336979024Octoroks. Wind Waker showcased what the last surviving humans accomplished, but eventually perished.
>>336978734
I want to suck those delicious details
>>336974739
There is literally nothing wrong with bestiality if you aren't doing anything to cause the creature any distress. A fully grown mare can't tell the difference between a man impotently penetrating it's cavernous vagina and a fly landing on its ass.
>>336979161
fucking holograms man
>>336979161
Great, now I have to watch the whole thing again.
>>336979686
How do you know this??
>Callie and Marie amiibos have open mouths
Fuck... I guess I'm going to have to drop some cash on these Mcdonalds toys.
>>336979856sexperience
I want tohugan octoling
>>336979686
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZqHuvEtKcY
anyone who posts lewds of callie or marie deserves to be shot like a dog
>>336980407
>beanie_man_coughing_in_confused_disgust.png
>>336981152
Why would a dog deserve to be shot?
>>336953860
oh great now more memesters here will shit on splatoon because of this
>>336981152
>>336981478
You heard it here folks, people who do not like the calamari titty are cold blooded dog murders.
don't murder dogs, sex the squids
>>336953860
she's partially right, but attacking BB is an easy target.
Which one is more submissive, Callie or Marie? Japanese seem to interpret the latter as more submissive.
>>336981478
dogs are filthy animals with no respect for what it is pure, just like you
>>336982351
Marie is
http://imgur.com/RCxjHrl
>>336982351
Marie? Submissive? That snarky bitch is going to be ON TOP. Just cause she's energetic doesn't mean Callie's somehow an in charge type.
>>336981778
>Black Ice Cream
What the fuck?
>>336982505
>http://imgur.com/RCxjHrl
you got sum finna sauce there fampai
>>336982730
Callie has been lactating again.
>>336982730
they're squids, and japanese, just roll with it
>>336960784
>>336961232
/po/ pls, if you wanted (you)'s so bad you just had to ask.
>>336982648
So what would sex with Marie be like? What about Callie?
>>336982648
She's snarky because she puts up a front, but she secretly wants to be taken hard. She wants to instill motivation to take her down a few notches.
>>336982760
artists name is on the picture
Is Marie part octopus?
>>336983085
It's SHRA? It's hard to tell with the splat text style and it comes up empty in google
>>336961586
pic and link related
https://soundcloud.com/robkta/robkta-x-hideki-nakaguma-the-concept-of-squid-jet-set-radio-future-x-splatoon-mashup
>>336982351
>>336982648
Marie only acts tough for the cameras. She's actually the more submissive one.
>>336983381
how would they know that guy's last name?
>>336983381
>le joogic qonzbirazy may may
epcot my breda
>>336982898
>it may be a bit slow, but it can very well turn kinky, and you're doing what she wants, understood?
>a bit vanilla, but high energy and fun
>>336983614
in the octo valley transmissions, their personalities don't change much do they?
Built for sex.
>>336984137
I agree.I hope this artist does more.
>>336984137
I'm generally not a fan of the Gene Simmons tongue hanging out, but the rest of the picture is good.
>>336984137
very rarely do we get art of the best part of the inklings
>>336984137
Hold up...is that two right feet?
>>336983396
song's decent but I really don't hear much splatoon in it
>>336977095
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Wrp815ctBiA
>squid starts walking
>no chance in hell starts playing
>>336984737
Better splatoon mashup:
https://soundcloud.com/matrixmariox/dye-young
i don't even play splatoon anymore but i want them to at least complete the splatoon amiibo series, i because i know i will never complete the smash bros series
do you think they will make more splatoon amiibos fro the octolings or all the guys that sell you stuff in the game?
>>336984564
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>336973273
kek
someone else saved my request
>>336982760
>>336983253
Any help on this? searched the usual suspects and couldn't find anything, and searching tumblr is like pulling teeth
>>336985148
>octolings
maybe for Spla2n
>vendors
naw. i could see costumes or something though
>>336956742
I want to ink that squid.
>>336985148
If they made a bunch of amiibo for a shitty animal crossing mario party reskin, I'm sure they'll make more amiibo for a system seller like Splatoon. To this day I don't know what Ninteno was thinking when they made that game.
>>336985762
I think Nintendo is really losing touch with it's consumers. The fact that it took this long to release the Callie and Marie Amiibos is good proof of that
>>336985762
that remins me we never got this wario amiibo because mario party sucked
but we got another wave of animal crossing amiibos even when that sucked too
>>336986096
they probably didn't count on splatoon being as popular as it is.
the fact that amiibo shortages were a thing is proof they are out of touch
>>336986096
Nintendo just seem to do whatever they feel like and if people hate it they just go "No, You're wrong! It's good! To prove it, here's more!"
>>336971927
I have no desire to ever go after real world children. My sole desire is in when people, young or old, present themselves sexily. With real world children it's a little creepy due to a lot of really common implications, but with fictional children you can sort of freely imagine that they're the kind of character that's actually wiser and more aware than you'd initially expect due to being a child, and suddenly the mind makes it alright.
>>336985318
oh it says "shax", not SHπλ
alright then that was obnoxious
>>336986465
>>336986246
Honestly, it's not just the amiibo shortages, but also the whole thing with the virtual console. Why did it take them this long to decide "hey, the 3DS might be a good platform to put SNES games on?" And even now the SNES selection on 3DS e-shop is still so low, you may as well stick with emulators or what you bought on your Wii.
It's like everytime Nintendo picks itself up, it shoots itself in the foot again.
>>336986830
they're still stuck in the 90s is all. i'm hoping that the new CEO will let the younger talent in and relegate Miyamoto to advisory
>>336945526
Welp... And here I was, thinking I wouldn't end up buying anymore of those.
>>336986830
I'm pretty much done with Nintendo. The Zelda/NX/E3 decision was the last straw for me. Everyone thought the ridiculous drought of Wii U games was leading up to a big NX reveal at E3, and then suddenly we get told that we have to keep sucking the Wii U's dried-up titty for another year, and it's only remaining decent game is delayed (again) to be on the NX.
Splatoon is good, excellent even, but it alone doesn't excuse the Wii U's piss-poor library. It's not just the lack of games either, it's the constantly declining quality. Splatoon is maybe the only game on the Wii U that matches or surpasses what Nintendo was making in the N64/SNES eras. I'm tired of waiting years for new first party titles only for them to be mediocre.
That's not even going into all their other bullshit like censorship, region-locking, crappy online, weak-ass gimmicks, amiibo-locked content, etc, etc.
>>336986950
The new CEO already has plan on doing that
>>336986830
>SNES selection on 3DS e-shop is still so low
they already know most of it is already emulated so i wouldnt try also.
Posting second best squid.
>>336961821
>Find a nice Splatoon doujin on Sadpanda one day
>Tags: vomit, vore, snuff
>>336987353
I'm tired of listening to opinions that differ from mine.
God bless my splatoon/smash bros machine. I love it 4eva. Don't play anything else.
>>336988479was it the spike one?
>>336988479
>no Callie/Marie yuri incest doujins
Living is suffering
>>336985762
>Animal Crossing for Wii U is in development
>call comes down that it's getting moved to the NX
>oh shit we already made all of these assets what do
>oh man those amiibo things are selling gangbusters
>You've got six months, make something happen
What I think happened anyway.
>>336987353
That's pretty harsh to say Splatoon is the only thing that's good. Tropical Freeze, Wonderful 101, or Mario Kart 8 wasn't good? And what about the their 3DS library?
>haven't bought into the Amiibo Jew
>resistance weakens by the day
>>336957028
The majority of players are Japanese, so unless you're bilingual good luck having any sort of meaningful conversation.
>>336948057
Fancy dresses has the better color so i went with that
>>336988703
Just read it.
>Starts off innocently enough
>Spyke goes full-fledged yandere
>>336957225
>Nintendo probably doesn't want pedophiles and guys that say fuck and shit all the time
But all of those kids are playing CoD and screaming nigger so who cares? I have yet to meet someone completely incompetent(ie under the age of 10) so they're obviously old enough to call me a faggot
which amiibo will get more semen coatings?
>>336989756
Callie
>>336988703
>>336988479
Atleast you checked the tags, I was so excited I didn't check them and in my stupidity I kept reading hoping it would get better.
Yeah I've read a lot more terrible stuff but man that still made me feel bad.
Who's ready for some cosplay?
>>336990015
thank mr skeltal
>>336990015
>that marie
vomit.jpg
>>336984932
This is fantastic.
>>336990015
i wanna break that marie with my dick
>>336983618
Jeez, maybe they read the news or know some history?
>>336986950
Same. I think also they might need a better public relations department
>>336987807
No way. Nintendo is probably the biggest anti-rom company out there right now. If you need proof, look at how coolrom and other popular emulation websites after so many years were forced to take down their SNES roms (and it probably won't be too long before Nintendo does the same to emuparadise).
But of course this is nothing new. Back in the day, they were the biggest opponents in Japan and the United States against video game rental services. In Japan, of course, video game rental services were stopped altogether, but in North America, Nintendo entered a huge boxing match with rental services, especially Blockbuster, during the NES/SNES era and it wouldn't be until the N64 came out that Nintendo would realize that rental services were there to stay and that it was better to try to utilize them as a means of promotion (eg. Pokemon Snap! stations @ Blockbuster).
Back then, renting video games from Blockbuster, Video City & Hollywood Video was the equivalent of downloading roms today. Nintendo was super pissed at the idea that these guys basically just buy the games (sometimes not even from them and just from a local retailer), put them on the shelves for rent and then make like 500 dollars in rental/late fees for a game that cost them only 30 dollars to buy. If Nintendo had had its way back then, America would be in the same state as Japan was as far as renting goes. Lucky for us, Blockbuster fought them every step of the way. One of the main reasons SEGA became so popular in North America in fact was because unlike Nintendo, they took full advantage of video game renting, working out deals with the businesses that were fighting Nintendo to promote their games through rental services, which in turn helped them to rise to the level of being Nintendo's de facto rivals in the game industry, which wouldn't have happened had Nintendo not been too stuck in their own ways.
MUH
>>336990593
> America would be in the same state as Japan was as far as renting goes
they would actually try and buy niche games?
>>336990730
I don't know about you, but I remember renting a lot of niche games at my local vidya store. Renting was a great service for poorfags.
And in Japan, "niche games" basically means shitty visual novels pandering to smelly otaku
>>336960784
>falseflagging
what the fuck is wrong with you you cancerous redditor, fuck off
>>336989238
W101 wasn't made by Nintendo. Some of the third party stuff is good like Bayonetta, Hyrule Warriors. Haven't played MK8. Tropical Freeze is great but whether it surpasses the SNES originals is debatable.
As for handhelds, frankly I dislike handheld gaming because the games are usually shallower/smaller and more cheaply made than their console counterparts, but people excuse this because of the device they are on. Nintendo exploit these lowered expectations and neglect the Wii U in the process. It might sound stupid but think about most handheld games and ask yourself if you'd buy them as-is on a console for 60 dollars.
>>336953350
>A shooter which is not the normal for Nintendo
>Aggressive advertising campaign
>unique twist to the TPS genre
>free updates for about a year
Honestly the list goes on. Also on the Advertising, I feel like any Nintendo game could be popular and sell well if they just had good advertising campaigns.
>>336991621
Nintendo's marketing this whole generation has been godawful
>>336991674
I'm a huge Nintendo fan and while I do have a bunch of Wii U and 3DS games it upsets me with how they fucked up big on not advertising anything that wasn't one of their big titles, and even then most of the things that got advertising had very little.
You want to sell a product? Then get it into everyone's face! What the hell is going on in Japan anyway? Why do western developers advertise their games like crazy but japan just relies on magazines and articles and a video every now and again?
>>336991886
Nintendo's advertising in Japan isn't so bad. It's everywhere else that they fuck up. Especially America. Reggie is a hack. Nintendo have become more withdrawn over the years, focusing more on Japan than the west, but it's killing them in the western markets.
>>336991404
>It might sound stupid but think about most handheld games and ask yourself if you'd buy them as-is on a console for 60 dollars.
Pokemon is one of their most successful series. If they actually put a mainline Pokemon game on a Nintendo console, they actually sell the system very well.
>>336991404
>As for handhelds, frankly I dislike handheld gaming because the games are usually shallower/smaller and more cheaply made than their console counterparts, but people excuse this because of the device they are on.
Some games don't even have a console counterpart though. Kid Icarus Uprising is a very content filled game and has the options to be very challenging if one wishes to do so. As stated before Pokemon is huge and has a big competitive multiplayer scene as well. Also that's a poor assumption to make. A lot of games with depth are made for handhelds like SMT, Monster Hunter, Etrian Odyssey, and so on.
>>336992136
deja vu
>>336978734
girugamesh
>>336992362
to be honest I just want to be violated by Callie's long and strong tentacles
and if that's wrong, I don't want to be right
>>336992362
More lewd squids, you say?
>>336992635
i want you to kill yourself
>>336945526
Thanks doc
>>336989657
Yeah but is COD actually for kids?
I know kids play COD even though they're too young so it's their fault if they say or hear stupid shit.
But Nintendo is way different when it comes to that. You're not even allowed to see panites in their games anymore
>>336992767
Sexy squid kids, coming right up
Since Nintendo made a deal with VANS would you buy Splatoon themed sneakers?
>>336992821
i hope you get tossed into prison and brutally raped to death by a large black man
>>336992908
fuck yeah
>>336992908
Nah, because they'd probably cost 150 dollars and have "Splatoon!" written on them.
>>336992957
no need to be so roundabout, just ask
>>336992957
why does it have to be black?
are you trying to make some epic 8gag meme reference joke?
>>336992908
I just use hiking-ish shoes until they fall apart, but if they were just colorful and took art cues from splatoon instead of SPLATOON(tm)(r)(patent pending) and a cheesy logo across the side, maybe.
>>336953350
Meme popularity of Ika Musume + Game + Fun - Tryhards from CS:GO + Nintendo = Popular.
Bonus points for Callie and Marie tribbing at the end of those holo-concerts.
>>336960667
It's never going to be real. It's completely made up. It doesn't even originate from a rumor at all, one person made it up and everyone keeps repeating it.
At least when shit like Pokken and a new Starfox kept appearing on fake lists there was remote evidence they existed.
>>336971878
Overwatch is a better designed game than Splatoon.
>>336993964
uhhh
no
>>336959958
>It's basically Elite Beat Agents or Theatrhythm
>But with squids.
OK WALLET OUT
>>336991621
>Free updates
You mean content that was locked in the disc?
>It's okay when Nintendo does it
>>336994445
>le disc locking gonsbiracy :DDD maymay
literally stop with this redditcore, tumblrcore, 8gagcore meme
>>336994517
I mean the first few weapons and maps were actually on the disc, like less than a third of the current update stuff, but it was there
>>336994617
they literally weren't though. nice 8gag disinfo shill though, you wheelchair filipino midget cuckold
>>336994517
>It's okay when Nintendo does it
>>336994517
>>336994703
>Everything I disagree with is a Gamergate conspiracy
I kinda' wish they unlocked costumes or something but honestly who buys amiibo for the content they unlock anymore
>>336994892
is this the true face of autism?
>>336994913
Amiibos still routinely sell at such a higher rate than amiibo supported games that it's evident (and confirmed by Nintendo's quarterly reports as well) that a majority of people who buy amiibos don't even use them for games or even own a Wii U.
>>336994517
>>336994703
Cutting Room Floor wiki has documentation that everything up to the second update after "2.0" was on disc.
Like it's not debatable.
>>336992136
GEE SOUNDS A LOT LIKE THAT COMPANY THAT RIVALED THEM IN THE 90'S.
What was the name of it again? Sony? Nahh.. can't be it..
Oh I remember!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3mMY-_n3_E
>>336994892
>I can't come up with a good argument so I'll just send them back to le tumblr :DD
>>336994517
>first new weapons and maps come out
>poof they're in the game, ready to play
>no updates, no downloads
But I'm sure it must be nintendo's hyper advanced stealth update technology
>>336995042
really, what's the point in posting like this, who do you expect to grab with this bait
>>336993907
I think one reason people are willing to belive it is that it would be the lowest effort shit imagineable, all you'd need is decent writing and some cool music, almost no gameplay or modeling asset creation would be necessary.
>>336995250
Does sound right up Nintendo's alley lately.
Have any of you ever eaten squid or octopus? It's pretty great.
>>336995109
Crazy how badly Nintendo misunderstood
>Hey, lets make some cheap official figures of Nintendo characters, including ones that hardly get any attention, but also have them unlock shit in our games
>Wow, they're selling really well.
>People must love the content we lock behind them!
>>336995224
All map/weapon updates have required an update for at least 6-7 months now.
>>336953860
>I'm a professional in this field
Every time.
>>336995372
I said first, which is where the on disc nonsense started, you know when it wasn't nonsense.
>>336995351
Honestly though why not when it comes to something like this? There's huge demand for it, wouldn't (theoretically) require a ton of investment, and they could even shoehorn their amiibo shit into it easily via unlockable tracks tied to the Amiibos.
They should hire me, I could make them a ton of low effort money here.
>>336995552
Oh my mistake you did say first. Nevermind me
>>336945526
I can't wait to see theirrival Octoling idol band that they'll introduce in Spla2n.
>>336995662
Neutral third party here, yes it did you fucking retard. They even had a few of the "update" maps in the game as single player stages already.
The first few months of this game did indeed feature on disc content "updates". They've long since started providing actual free updates so that's largely irrelevant now but it did happen.
>>336995745
why are you so angry anon-kun
>>336995804
stop replying to the obvious bait you fucking moron
>>336995918
Everyone else was doing it, I wanted to be one of the cool kids
>>336995967
>>>/Facebook/
>>336972990
>>336973494
Gonna need sources on these.
>>336996242
Rero rero rero
>>336957410
For some reason brown squid shotas are quite popular, see them all the time in game too.
>>336996617
Some guy on Pixiv I forget the name of
>>336995690
>that spin
But I thought valve stopped LMAObox?
>>336996824
I always go with brown boy squid with the samurai armor I got from my inkling amiibo because it reminds me of Jaguar from Neo Contra.
It just feels right for some reason.
threads dying, one last cute for the road
>>336972990
>>336999712
>>336953350
I want to fuck the squids
>>336953350
The cute squid shotas helped.
I'm still mildly disapointed they don't unlock a set of clothing. Or at least their hats + a weapon reskin (since they costume probably requiers a full body and can't work with shoes)
fuck age and biological effects
Wanna get the game as soon as i save enough money, what am i missing?
>>337003384
Japs.
>>336970073
NoJ
>Lolis everywhere
>lewd as fuck
>Fanservice all the way through
NoA
>Puritans
>Afraid of bikinis
>censor the shit out of everything
How can this be the same company?
>tfw I still have to buy the boy and girl Inkling amiibos, plus these
WELL FUCK ME THEN
>>337003490
Perfect!Also, when it comes to weapons/accessories, you purchase them with in-game currency or what?
>>336959819
>>336960272
PLAYABLE OCTOLINGS WHEN?
>>337003757
Yeah. There are a couple that are unlocked through the single player, but they are just variations of weapons you can buy.
Each weapon comes with a side weapon/special weapon that you don't get to choose separately, so pretty much every weapon has at least one variant that's the exact same but with a different side/special.
>>336992136
It's baffling. Just when the western market is getting more and more important and the jap market is begining to shrink, Iwata, like the retard he was, had nothing better to do than to dismantle Nintendo's western branch nearly completely and transform the company into Otaku central.
Man I miss Howard Lincoln.
>>337003995
Thanks for the info anon.
>>337007159
awww
>return from work after 5 hours overtime
>this thread
>my face
>>337007554
shame on you
dont sexualize the woomies
>>337008140
You sneaky bastard!
>>337008140
L-Lewd
>>336945526
Preorder fucking when.
>>337010842
i have mine
>>336954812
Goddammit, that's the wrong arm.
>>336958951
They're always wet around me tho.
>>337016134
Me on the right.
Official Octoling feet
>>337017296
So are Octolings a female-only speciesbecause that's really hot
>>336958913
I suck at Splatoon's motion controls but I got gud really quickly at Star Fox Zero. Different games, even if the basic mechanic is similar.
>>337017612
They mate using squid boys they have captured.
>>337017612
octolings are a female only type of a speciesall the males are disembodied tentacles, ergo the primary means of reproduction is tentacle porn
>>337017612
>>337017845
>>337017898
But Octavio has a human form
>>337016369
Disgusting.
>>337020942
Th-thanks.
>>337003661
These differences are seriously starting to become quite a problem.
Since NoJ are producing all the content, and sicne this type of content are working well for them, making them produce even more of said content.
How the fuck are NoA thinking that they'll actually be able to continue censoring everything?
>>336970073
Women like it too. They consider it cute, stylish, and of course sexy.
All that fashion stuff appeals to them greatly. It's a smash hit with females in Japan.
PRE ORDER WHEN?!?!?
>>336993964
I like Overwatch. But I really wish it had the fast paced and high level maneuvarability that Sploatoon has.
The manner of which you interact with the stages themselves is also limited in comparison.
>>337023861
dont know about the US but i preordered yesterday
>>337007659
slosh slosh
inkucy
whats this inky stuff on me
