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D.va is cute
>>336942653
Yes.
>>336942653
Who /playtowin/ here?
>>336942653
How are you supposed to do damage with her?
>>336942653
CUTE
>>336942653
So the D stands for Doritos?
>>336944346
D.va = pronounced "Diva".
Doesn't stand for anything.
nah, she's not
>>336944514
>D.va = pronounced "Diva".
Holy shit.
>>336942653
Dva?
>>336944514
>>336944669
>>336944816
Begone you fucking jigaboo kikongos.
>>336944514
it means beautiful woman in some languages
>>336944919
I'm sure it does.
>>336944514
Duh-va, you idiot. There's no I.
Uninstalled the game when I found out she is korean.
I fucking hate koreans.
>Design Starcraft pro
>Don't give her an Odin skin?
Why is this allowed`? Why doesn't the Starcraft pro have an Odin skin?
Also meme-spouting waifubait a best
>>336945107
Literal perfection. Fuck off to your island.
>>336945065
>Believes "D" is pronounced "duh"
Shit tier bait, fuckface, no one is that retarded.
>>336945107
Calm down red button nip monkey
Why are pouty girls such qts?
>>336942653
She really is
its a shame the game is shit.
>>336944514
I pronounce it as Dva
>>336945269
I just want to slap her pudgy babycheeks.
A cute, CUTE
>>336944346
D's in her V and A
>>336942653
indeed
>>336944989
it does in mine
>>336945269
Sometimes I think it's because I don't know any other way a female would look at me
>>336945127
>using a gamepad
>>336946114
>>336946181
Maybe she's speedrunning Super Mariobros 2?
>>336946318
Would she even be a good speedrunner if all she plays is build order games?
I changed the game to JP just for her
>>336946403
No, unless it's an old game that is filled with exploits she can abuse and require her to be relatively mindless after their activation.
>>336946318
>>336946403
Maybe she's just playing forfun
>>336946403
I like to imagine she's fuggen pro at everything, but since she's korean she genetically disposed to play SC
>>336946518
"I PLAY TO WIN" - Dee vuh
>>336946518
>Fun
SC players don't do that, and she's a pro so she had her brain bleached so she doesn't remember what fun is.
>>336945891
who is this goddess
>>336944514
D. = Dick
Va = Vag (Vagina)
>>336944062
You charge up your ultimate and nuke the enemy.
>>336946834
Vagina (male)
>>336946805
d.va
>>336945269
>that thing
>qt
you know her voice lines are shitty gamerspeak right?awww afk!
>>336947223
I wouldn't mind going afk with her, if you get my meaning
>>336942653
You're cute op
too bad she does literally nothing but be an obnoxious 500hp mosquito that flies around and dies to everything
>>336947223
She's a fucking meme spewer. But it's perfectly fine since she's hot
>>336947592
You are playing her wrong. She's one of the best bunkerdestroyers in the game, and her opener deals roughly 100 dmg flat.
>>336947665
>opener
>infinite ammo
>>336947601
I want to spew my semen inside of her
>>336945241
Kek, /int/ sure has it's moments. It's a shame 99% of it is dog shit tier absolute trash shitposting.
>>336947727
what the fuck are you on about?
>>336945269
>Best design
>Shittiest tank
whyevenlive.jpg
>>336947808
I know what you mean. I can never really be asked to go through countless of their pointless threads in hope of finding a gem
>>336942653
viral is not cute tho
>tfw nobody knows that genji has the best ass in the game
>>336946968
Revolver ocelot (Revolver ocelot)
>>336945869
Thanks Pepe, I understand now.
>>336947665
> opener
if you mean the charge/melee combo I doubt it does 100 damage
but you're right I think I'd rather chase people and melee'ing them down than shooting at them with those pebble guns
Ignoring my kfap folder I hate Koreans but she's not a real Korean so she's cool.
Shame about being a neoBlizzard character.
>>336948056
That's not really fair, his ass is mechanical. He could have whatever ass he wanted.
d.va is the best girl!
>>336948843
The pebble guns deal massive damage when you are standing on their toes and headshotting them.
CHEEAHS LOV
THA CAVALREES HEAH
>>336949139
>Hooked then shot
>>336949061
>10
>Massive damage
>>336944514
>dee-vah
>not die-vah
You're doing it wrong.
>>336949139
shut the fuck up telechav
>>336948667
Big Boss (John) (Jack) (Naked Snake) (Vic Boss) (Ishmael) (Saladin) (The One-Eyed Man) (The Man who Sold the World)
>>336949345
Very well meme'd my friend, many keks were had the moment I laid eyes upon your post, infact, it was so humorous it made me postpone my eventual suicide.
You sir, saved my fucking life with your genious humour and on-fleek jokes.
You are so unbelievably fucking funny my neighbors erupted into uproarious laughter just from hearing me typing as I'm replying to your post.
Good work, anon.
I am fucking proud.
>>336949139
britbongs go
>>336949539
nice
>>336949539
Forgot to add in a portion about how your sides are in orbit
>>336949216
She needs a buff. She sucks.
But I still constantly play as her because I am a waifu shitter. I also exclusively play as D.va, Mercy and Tracer.
Her mech could at least have an alt-fire mode
>>336949926
>D.va
>Mercy
Quality tast-
>Tracer
Into the trash it goes.
>>336947936
>Shittiest tank
you're not supposed to play her as a tank dumbshit
>>336949926
what would you do to buff d.va?
imo she should have a smaller crit hitbox, be able to move full speed while firing and be able to fire while using her shield
>>336942653
I don't know why, but I feel an urge to brutally fuck almost rape her. Her looks, her voice, her face, I just want to pull her backside by her arm, slam her small body on a desk and ram my cock into her tight pussy and fuck her while holding her arm and using it to thrust my cock faster and deeper. After few thrust I would pull out and slam into her ass, fucking it by pulling her hair in motion. I would then start slapping her and when she would nearly orgasm I would ram my cock as deep as I could into her little pink pussy and strangle her a bit cumming into her as she orgasms in ecstasy. Then our bodies would crush in exhaustion, and I would kiss and hug her.
Is it normal? Also sorry for probably a weird english.
>>336947936
You're doing something wrong.
She is powerful up close. This means you can flank with her while moving around the payload or capture point. She can fly up to spots where snipers and hanzos are to kill them off. You can counter bastion or phara easily with your shield.
Your ult is excellent for scattering people from capture points or payloads (might even get some kills). If you have a coordinated team they can really appreciate it.
And lastly, you don't even die when your mech gets destroyed. You're nimble enough without it to get a kill or two and hopefully get a new mech. I found that she's often fast and hard to hit so that she can basically almost melee widowmakers/tracers/hanzos.
>>336942653
If she keeps eating those dorts then shes going to get...T H I C K
>>336942653
D.va would be the best girl for me if pic related wasn't in the game.
Imp Mercy makes me diamonds
not japanese so bad girl
korea inferior to japan
>>336944795
He a shit. Post Keito or leave.
>>336951332
Sounds normal to me Amigo.
>>336951515
agreed, that skin may be the single best skin in the game
>>336951324
Smaller Crit box
NERF THIS! needs to either go through walls (At least shit like the payload thats retarded)
When Mercy revives her she needs to spawn in her MEKA
>>336951332
Very normal. Look at that sexy slender body, her girlish cute face, her playful cute behavior. Tell me that's not something you brutally want to violate and take advantage of.
She breathes sex appeal. Thanks blizzard for making top quality waifus.
>>336951718
>Go through walls, or remove the huge ! alert that appears on the screen
>>336951515
Why does her chest get smaller with that skin?
Mercy confirmed for stuffing her bra?
>>336951646
>Implying you wouldn't break open Dva's tight boypussy if given the chance
>>336951652
I need more bunny girl D.Va
>>336952042
but i wouldn't
>>336952728
What are you, gay?
I want to impregnate Hana Song
>>336951515
>"Ah, a moment of peace and quiet"
>"But maybe just a moment~"
Why can't she be real, bros?
>>336953667
Don't we all anon
>>336942653
i want her to use my mouth to clean her body and especially anal after a ripe shit
>>336945269
>>336945854
She looks like Anri Okita
D.va with tits
>>336955242
Ara-ara~ Motherfucker.
D.va feet
>>336945269
>>336945269
>>336945854
She is honestly the cutest girl, I really, really like her, and I also like mechs so it is a win win.
Unfortunately she is EXTREMELY boring to play as.
>>336955501
Those legs are so good looking, it's mesmerizing.
>>336955501
more????
>>336945891
>Western girl trying to cosplay D.Va
FUCKING D.ROPPED
>>336955662
this
D.va just being D.va
>that feel when no South Korean gf
why live
>>336956142
Just take a trip there. You'll come back married.
>>336955501
>soles
>>336942653
>Cute
Have you heard her voice anon?
>>336945891
>Who is this mayo maiden?
>>336955501
>>336946181
>Using a gamepad on a console
Who would've fucking thought
>>336951094
Fuck off retard
It's classified as a tank so it's a fucking tank
>>336957492
Thing is, Zarya is arguably way more tanky thank D.va.
I would say that those two characters should be swapped on the roster, although D.va can definitely be played offensively.
>>336949139
bitch looks like a toad
>>336955587
>visible nips
MOOOOOOOOODS
>>336945854
I wanna smooch her tiny underdeveloped azn cunny.
>>336947951
>not including the based second half
a shame mi familia
>>336944514
>not "Dee Vee A"
Step it up.
post dva and windowmaker porn
>>336957978
>what are areolas
back to 3rd grade, Jake
>>336945854
>>336945269
Why is Anri in this video game?
>>336948056
Dat shiny metal ass.
>>336959189
Summary?
>>336947936
>>336951094
>>336957492
>>336957941
>shittiest tank
>500 total health
>100 of it is normal health, 400 is armor
>shittiest tank
>can destroy most projectiles mid-air
sure thing, Anon, sure thing
>>336947601
>autistic waifu is okay if he's hotI'd still fuck her anyway too
D.va is cute! CUTE!
Best overwatch waifu
>>336961406
>>336949139
wtf is with that turtle nose
I love booping people with d. va
>I'VE GOT YOU IN MY SIGHTS
>mfw defense matrix
>>336960323
Ey my boy, could you perhaps give me a source on who this young beauty is?
>>336962084
Nigga you dumb
>implying she doesn't whore herself out to Lucio daily
>>336945891
dat photoshop
really cool bodysuit tho
>>336945891
>white girl
FUCK. OFF.
What if Dva was a trap?
>>336962715
She'd be even better.
>>336962715
Kill yourself
>>336942653
Why can't I have Hana? Why is this world so cruel?
>>336962312
But she is too pure
i think im gonna be sick
>>336962715
>>336962773
I'll agree with this guy.
>>336942653
>love d.va and have fun playing her
>60-70% of overwatch pubs are shit
>running out of time to play my waifu
>wish i were 2 people with 2 computers so i could play DS3 and Overwatch at once
thisgame would work so much better if it wasfree
>>336949139
I HATE WHEN SHE SAYS WORD
"dejavu"
god damn it. i hate her britfag mambling. god damn IT
FUUUUCK.
>>336963145
the fact that it's not free will remove many casuals
>>336963145
>>336963256
the quality of games in the closed beta weekend i played compared to open beta were astronomically better. the game may not live as long but the games you play will actually be good and there'll be teamwork and people conversing with one another
>>336963336
>and people conversing with one another
I dunno about you. But everyone's silent as fuck in my games most of the time.
>>336962842
This desu semplice, that would make dva even more obnoxious and forced than she needs to be
>>336963465
It's because they made the default mic key the goddamn tilde key (~)
Who the hell puts voice on the TILDE KEY?!?
D Va was my secondary but I find I'm playing her a lot more now. I hope she gets a dps buff soon, considering her weapons behave like shotguns, they don't deal much damage at point blank, and the damage falloff doesn't help either.
>>336963465
Got a few rounds of people on the mic, and recently a lot of players have been using the chat. People are becoming more open now that they feel more comfortable with the game.
>>336963182
>britfag mambling
are you saying that "déjà vu" is some britfag mambling?
>>336963670
Sempai *
>>336944346
No it is probably a clan tag for starcraft team
>>336963465
i do
>enemy team decides to pick cheap shit on defense
>roadhog, 2 turret man, reinhart, mercy, bastion
>ok.jpg
>pick widowmaker and ruin their lives
>they start bitching about how "antifun" i'm being
lmfao
>>336942653
>small, supple little tits
why is this allowed
>>336947936
These people replying that she's not shit don't know what they're talking about. Good players in closed beta have known for a couple months that shes not up to par.
Ever since Winston got the slight buff to his leap cooldown there hasn't been much reason to play D'va besides for fun.
>>336963016
Who /spicfoods/ here?
>>336954290
thats exactly what I saw as well anon.
>>336951332
Same she's the first western designed waifu that I have a massive boner for its insane
>>336962084
doesn't even know the best porn girl. wow anon just die, its too late to fix yourself.
>>336963947
>Any of those
>Cheap
>>336963947
>roadhog
>spot an enemy in the distance
>right click on him
>hook
>left click
>ded
This hero can be pretty stronk, plus the fact that he can heal 50% of his health every 8/12 seconds is really OP
>>336951718
I swear to fucking god I have sent that robot off on its way to blow up and turned six corners and never stopped moving away and still got blown up by it from 150hp and killed maybe one other guy, or one other guy's sentry
>>336964539
No that would be Julia
>>336966053
>b*tch
>>336966053
i giggled
I unironically wanna choke her out because of her cheesy ass voice.
>>336966053
L*L
>>336966053
MEKA is best girl
>>336945269
Those weird cartoon lips ruins her 3D model for me.
>>336966959
Decent.
>>336966652
I unironically wanna choke her out while cumming inside
>>336955668
>D.ROPPED
>>336962076
>JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE
>defensive matrix
>DIE DIE DIE
>defensive matrix
>IT'S HIGH NOON
>defensive matrix
why is D.va so good?
>>336967032
I LOVE ARTSTYLES
POST MOAR ART OF VIDYA CHARACTERS
>>336951515
>Imp Mercy
That's not even the best Mercy skin, let alone best in the game
>>336970327
Man are there any other egyptian skins in the game? That looks nice as hell.
>>336970535
Pharah has the Jackal/Anubis set.
>>336970645
>>336970535
Yeah, Pharah has something like that
Plus she's Egyptian herself, so there is that
>>336970535
Considering that's Pharah's entire gimmick, I'm gonna say they're incoming.
>>336969281
woa dude one of the tanks can perform a tanking role?
I want to fuck D.va.
>>336970645
Her I know about, but hopefully some more will get implemented. I'd like to see a Bast skin for I'm not sure, Tracer I suppose, or a Set one for Widowmaker.
>everyone jerking off over Tracer, Widowmaker and D va
>Mercy is clearly best girl
Explain yourselves
>>336971084
This
>>336971084
>jerking it to your waifu
nope
>>336971084
You gotta understand Pharah, everyone's focused on Amelie and Len since they're cover girls and koreaboos are trying to play up Hana since they think she's so great.She's obviously not.
>>336961091
>Has no moves that benefit the team
>Abysmal Mech Damage
>125 HP outside of the mech
>Every other tank can heal themselves/block the team from damage, D.Va can only boost in one direction and block in one direction in a cone directly in front of her mech
>Too risky to take damage
>Deals too little damage
>Alright mobility (not something a tank needs)
>Has little to no specials that help the team
There are much better options for Tanks that aren't D.Va. She's really not that good.
>>336944514
its pronounced davai
>>336971084
Something about her personality and accent is attractive to me
Plus she is one of the best designs overall in the game, appearance wise.
>>336971472
>Abysmal Mech Damage
found the noob
>>336971472
But this is wrong,
>>336972397
I know you're supposed to do chip damage with it since it doesn't need to reload, but she's not good up-close with enemies.
>>336972440
you're waifu's a whore
>>336962076
>I'VE GOT YOU IN MY THIGHS
>mfw penis
It's nice to see that Numbuh 3 is still taking care of H.I.P.P.I.E.-H.O.P.
>>336971472
Dva isn't a tank bruh.
>>336971227
This is the dumbest shit. I have a feeling people who say this are into NTR.
>>336971084
Is Mercy a Lich Queen or something? One of Mei's lines say how she hasn't changed in years and she goes, "you too".
I know Mei was in some freak accident that made her an unaging ice slut, but what about Mercy?
>>336969281
because without defense matrix shes squishy as fuck
>Gamergirls are attentionwhore retards.
>Except for Dva, she's cute, CUTE! XD
>muh gamergrill waifu who was specifically designed as pandering.
>Literally 19 years old, yet is somehow a "pro gamer"
>Asian.
Yikes.
>>336946509
> Japanese voices on a Korean character
Oh my
I'm just gonna leave Best Girl right here
>>336973381
Many pros are college-aged so yeah. She's a little on the young side but it's not entirely unrealistic either.
>>336973381
Except gamurgurlz are bad at their video games, are often ugly without plastic surgery and tons of makeup, and care more about the attention than the game.
Dva on the other hand is canonically the best gamer in Korea, is so good she entered military service, and is apparently a good actress/singer too. She's basically the dream idol and would be perfect if not for her attitude.
>>336971084
Mercy is pure, you don't jerk it to pure
>>336973513
>Girl
>>336973513
>Girl
>>336971084
This. Mercy is my main and best girl
>>336973381
she's notreal
>>336973138
>Numbuh 3
Gonna have to stop you right there mate. First off, she's Japanese and second off, she has a completely different hair color
>>336961838
>same skin and highlight pose as myself
I see you have patrician taste aswell
>>336973381
>you can't be a teenager and good at games
>>336949139
>OI GUVNER WOULD YER LIKE TER FUCK ME IN ME BUM, I SWEAR IT IS AS TIGHT AS A JEW'S POCKET SO IT IS
>Pharah is a best
>>336974160
>OI GUVNER
where did this phrase come from
>"pro" Starcraft 2 player somehow comes in possession of a giant robot and saves the world with it
Not even anime is this deluded
>>336974160
Do you think Tracer would be into anal? I feel like she totally would.
>>336972616
>>336973546
>plastic surgery
Well knowing that D.va's a gook, it means that she was hideous without surgery.
>>336974325
>Regular highschool student gets sucked into fantasy world and somehow becomes the strongest hero
>A group of highschool students effortlessly dismantling trained military personnel
>Teenagers always chosen to pilot mechs over well trained adults because they're 'geniuses'
Overwatch threads are already cancerous.
>>336974305
Go to sleep Angela.
>>336974418
This, I want a fixed model showing what Dva REALLY looks like
>>336974374
she could just rewind afterwards so she isn't horribly loose for the next few days so yeah
>>336974325
She was recruited.
>>336942653
is doritos doing some weird viral marketing here. ive been seeing more and more dorito edits of pics on here then ive ever seen. which is strange since doritos have always been labeled as gamer fuel something that the denizen's of this site had hated for awhile now.
>>336974501
It's like you want /pol/ to take over again
>>336974498
But are they professional e-sport players of [videogame you like]?
>>336974652
Recruited for playing SC2?
>>336974679
Google Dorito Pope
>>336974690
But anon, they will. Ever since that unspeakable event, /v/ has become /pol/-lite.
>>336974773
Yes, the background lore for her was that she, and a lot of other pro gamers were recruited to pilot mechs to fight a giant mech that rose out of the sea near Korea that hacked their automated defense system and turned the AI piloted mechs against the country.
>>336974881
>/v/ doesn't think exactly like me therefore it's /pol/
Do you think she'd have sex with you?
>>336974793
are you memeing?
it is all about how keighley took money from doritos and started shilling doritos while being a member of the press.
no one is celebrating that he is the dorito pope. it is there to remind the people that a member of the game's press would shill for anyone that gave em enough money.
>first match ever
>get play of the game
ez game :^)
>>336975153
Would Mercy have sex with me? That's what really matters
>Tfw you use your ult and nuke everyone by the payload
I can't be the only one who does this
>>336975023
I don't understand how playing Starcraft a bunch makes you good at operating a mech.
Starcraft is about micromanaging a bunch of units at extremely autistic levels with a keyboard. Wouldn't a professional COD player or something be more appropriate for a mech pilot?
It's like saying a professional WOW player is good at fighting in real life.
>>336975316
I think so Amari, you should definitely go for it and sweep her off her feet.
>>336975395
>I don't understand how playing Starcraft a bunch makes you good at operating a mech.
Maybe the mech operates with a lot of macros? I imagine mapping complex motions and actions to a couple joysticks would require the use of macros.
>>336975395
I dunno if she played sc2 specifically, it just states she's a pro gamer.
>>336975657
And Korean. That pretty much translates to either an assfaggots or SC
>>336975657
>Hana "D.Va" Song was once a pro-gamer. She became a professional StarCraft player, who participated in the WCS Korea Code S League. At the age of 16, Song became the #1 ranked player in the world and proceeded to go undefeated for the next three years in all competitions. She became an international star, beloved by her fans at home and abroad, and toured in exhibitions around the world. A fierce competitor, Song played to win at any cost, and gained a well-earned reputation for showing no mercy to her opponents.
This is the worst bio I've ever read. Metzen needs to be put away.
>>336975795
Reaper's is worse.
LOL D0RITOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>336975795
>expecting good writing from modern Blizzard
Your fault.
>>336974635
Double eyelid surgery is the most common form of surgery in Asia in countries like Korea and Japan.
Get those kids some rhinoplasty too and they'll look okay.
