19 hours until release
Are you ready to make space great again?
who rapid expansion here
>>336934908
Ork space iz great
>>336935074
Spiritualist?
>>336935241
Need the weirdboyz represented as well.
>>336935241
We wuz shamans and shiet
Who will play as a black only humans and make screenshots to angry /pol/ rejects on /v/?
>>336935023
Shut up, Dobson.
>>336934908
>No male human portrait
Day one pirate.
>>336934908
I'm ready, Commander.
>>336934908
Lookit dat cute #10 mammalian. I wanna give it a pat.
>>336935362
You change sex and subrace after choosing main one
>>336934908
what game is this?
Good game? Sell me on it, /v/
>>336934908
If I want to play as Fungoid 10, what ethos and traits would you suggest to fit them?
>>336935362
That's race selection, not leader selection. Leaders are impermanent anyway. This isn't Civ.
So is there any truth to the lag thing? I didn't see any in the multiplayer game until there was the massive zooming on the final battle. He lowered game speed and it got better.
I have slightly better than recommended specs.
>>336935414
Materialistic? Not exactly a federation trait, but the continuum provides.
>>336934908
>>336931458
Is portrait-bro still here? If you're really going to do a Natalia one, can you make a full waifu-portrait pack?
If I get this as my first Grand Strategy, would it be playable? I really like the theme of managing intergalactic societies.
>>336935531
shillaris
i pre-orderd
>>336934908
Why is there no torrent yet?
>>336935592
Made by paradox if you think this game is anything special you're fucking deluded. It is civ.
>>336935559
No. Fuck off.
>>336935713
;_;
>>336935698
>Made by paradox if you think this game is anything special you're fucking deluded. It is civ.
What?
>>336935690
Denuvo
>>336935823
What? paradox doesnt use denuvo
>>336935624
If you hover materialist you can almost read the flavor text in Sir Patrick's voice.
I figure a little materialism is a pretty human quality that pushes us as much as our pursuit for knowledge. Or enables us.
>>336935795
It's just a shitposter. Ignore.
>>336935915
Yeah, but like his shitpost doesn't even make sense.
>>336935915
Projecting much? Fuck off kid.
>>336935771
If only you could have rapid breeders too.
>>336935241
FOR GORK AND MORK
How long until mass effect mods?
>>336935624
Materialistic is as much about the absence of religion as it as about purchasing things in Stellaris.
>>336935624
Materialism in Stellaris is the pursuit of Science.
It is materialism as opposed to spiritualism. Shitty name, but the Fed are as materialist as it gets.
>>336936023
You don't know what projecting means huh?
>>336935186
Its going to take years before its priced at sub 30 bucks again.
And no, patches are always a pain for non gog games.
>>336935881
i get the ayy Imoa stuff but what has it 2 do with canabis ?
>>336936023
>if you think this game is anything special you're fucking deluded.
>>336936085
I can't wait for my 3 color endings.
What's the multiplayer like? Same kind that's in CK2?
>>336936156
also multiplayer where is the joy in enslaving when its not a real person who suffers
or a real person pops in that case :^)
Does this one have PBEM support?
>molluscoid 5
lol, literally meme character
>>336936325
2 dank 4 me
Can you be fish people?
>>336936268
Symmetrical starts so it's going to be more about what are the "best" traits. I think it's a reason weapons are rock-paper-scissors and science research is semi-random.
>>336934908
New to 40k fag here. What are all those creatures? I thought the races where tau, kroot, human, eldar, Deldar, skitari,daemon, tyranid, and necron?
>>336934908
>2200 AD
>not being a smug slug
what's your excuse?
>>336936627
BAIT
plz buy
IT'S OUT!
What game is this? Trying to get a name so I can look up some gameplay.
>>336936627
You probably confused this with battle fleet gothic
>>336936679
Maybe if it didn't have such an ugly nose
How useful will adaptability be? Thinking about switching it out for something else, but I want to colonize as much as I can.
How moddable is it?
Will people be able to make Star Wars races and tech trees?
How about a Dragonball Z mod?
>>336936760
Stellaris
>53 metascore
PARADOX IS FINISHED!
>>336936627
40k dose have other obscure races tho, space dwarves work with the tau sometimes
I'm going to kill every single fucking fungoid I see.
Fucking abominations
Unrelated to game, but are their any space games that let you fly capital ships? I remember doing it back in X2, but I haven't played any space games in years.
>2016
>Not researching Mind Control Orbital Laser
It's like you like free will.
>>336936807
>Dragonball Z mod
What
Anybody crossing fingers for midnight release?
>>336937019
Sure. Lots. Depends on what you mean by "fly" though.
>>336937019
EVE Online
>>336937072
Only if you're PST
>>336936862
I don't understand this meme
>>336936627
This isn't 40k and Skiitari isn't a race per say, the Adeptus Mechanicus heavily modified humans with robotic implant to make drone armies that the tech-priests control
Can someone link me to the faction creator?
>>336937063
With Saiyains and Namekians and Frieza's planet trade organization and shit. Plus DB GT really expanded on the universe with tons of new races and planets.
>>336934908
Best from each type:
Mammalian: 15
Reptilian:10
Avian:2
Arthropoid:11
Molluscoid:4
Fungoid:12
>>336937072
They've already said when it's coming out. It's 18:00 CST. 9:00 AM PST or noon EST if you're in the land of the free.
>>336936857
I've never played Grand Strategy but I have always wanted to. What do I need to know?
>>336934908
I want to know what traits/government you'd give your favorite Star Wars/Star Trek/Babylon 5/Master of Orion/Star Control/your favorite universe's races.
>>336937072
its fact that it will be 6 p.m.
>>336937120
>>336937072
New yorker here
Will it be available by midnight or at swedish midnight or what?
People say different stuff whenever y search it...
>>336937223
>CST
Meant CEST
>>336937287
That if you play paradox grand strategy enjoy getting fucked by rng
I hope someone makes a mod where you can use pops as food. Devouring thy enemy or being cannibals.
We could start making board-empires.
Here's /r9k/
>>336937395
Neither. 6PM in Sweden tomorrow.
>>336937287
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Huuacl6oqI
Trailer gives a good overview
The game works like any 4x at the beginning, if you've played Civ, MoO and what not then you're fine.
>>336937220
>Avian:2
>Not 11
11 looks glorious and proper
>Didn't know about the game
>Could never get into previous GSG due to such linear timeline and end points
>Always wanted a good Scifi GSG
oh my god
yes
YESSSSSSSS
>>336937395
Neither. It will be available tomorrow at 18:00 UK time or 19.00 european time, that is 20 hours and 50 minutes from now.
>>336937223
Why can't they do a midnight release like everybody else?
Fucking sweds man
Would this game be recommended to someone who hasn't played a space sim since Masters of Orion 2? And how does it compare?
>>336934908
So, did I misunderstand something or having a physically strong race makes your vassals/slaves more docile?
Also, don't torpedoes have counters?
>No Synthetic/Robot/AI races
>No apes
>No generic "greys"
$250 of DLC confirmed
>>336934908
>fungoid
What game is this?
>>336937619
#DevsNeedSleepTo
has denuvo been confirmed or denied yet
>>336937704
The last two are easily modded in. Synthetics will almost certainly be a DLC though.
>>336937180
http://stellarisspeciesgen.com/
How long do you think they will take in make a pirate version?
2 days?
Maybe 3?
One thing is clear, im not going to pay 40$ to latter be bombarded with DLCs by those snowniggers
Where my nomadic science bros at?Ignore generic backstory
>>336937704
I feel that to properly do playable AI justice you'd need a major content DLC with unique mechanics, trying to play as an AI "species" right now would feel just as wrong as trying to play muslims in vanilla crusader kings
>>336937773
Sleep to noon apparently
goddamn socialists
>>336937818
It's your average steam DRM, no denuvo.
>>336937902
>repugnant
Wat.
>>336937704
Actually if the AI revolts, they create their own empire which has their own modifiers and such. You will probably be able to switch to them via the console, the same way you switch to other nations in EU4.
Shame about the no apes though.
>>336937861
In 2~3 hours after release at most
Can I make something like tyranids and consume/assimilate enemy planets?
I wonder, are there any galaxy scale events like say supernovas that affect a lot of planets of different species?
>>336937220
>Fungoid:12
You mean the giant rigid space penises?
>>336938128
It'll probably be an eventual expansion DLC.
>>336937704
>No Synthetic/Robot/AI races
They would play too differently from organic races, and there no reason to make 1 race with totally different gameplay and 40 others with same
Apes in top left corner, you can even make race of black only humans if you into it
>>336937704
>No generic "greys"
What?
Also there are robots, it's just that they're too powerful to start as. Just cause an AI uprising and then switch to the rebel faction.
>>336938153
There are large scale catastophes that can happen, not sure about natural disasters like that though. Might be cool if implemented properly.
Is there a torrent? I want to buy it but want to make sure it's not absolutely garbage first.
>>336938034
>mfw disgusting humans who don't know how disgusting they are
>>336937704
I said the same thing. The solution is:
Research synths/robots, use them to colonize a planet, and then release the planet to be its own entity. Then save/reload and play as that civilization
It's not a midnight launch right?
>>336937704
>No raptors
>No bug races
>>336938083
thing is though those robots are most decidedly not balanced for play given they're supposed to be a threat to a lategame universe by themselves
>>336938128
there's a species like that but they're an endgame event because consuming planets is way out of the tech scale presented at the start
>>336937220
Literally all wrong
>>336937704
Robots are confirmed in the game. You can't pick them at start but you can let some robots colonize a planet and then cede it/reload to play as the robot empire if you want.
>>336938381
There's an entire bug phenotype, what are you talking about?
>>336938326
>it's not absolutely garbage
but it is.
It's parajew we're talking about anon come on.
>>336938357
It makes sense. Robots need to be created by another race in the first place.
So they can't exactly start when everyone else does.
>>336938381
>No bug races
What? Are you retarded?
>>336938384
They're a threat to lategame universe because assumedly all the empires are using a robot workforce by this point and then all of a sudden they all join under the same banner at the same time.
I don't think a small colony of robots starting from scratch would enjoy the same advantages.
>>336938034
You know a natural human defense is to stink/be unappetizing, right
Like we totally smell awful in the context of nature
>>336938381
Raptors are under Avian, not Reptilian.
Is there stuff like organic spaceships and organic evolution instead of tech research?
>>336938343
More disgusting than the floaty things with their heads where their asses should be and gas spewing out of the top holes 24/7?
>>336938641
There are organic spaceships called space amobaes that if you destroy and then reverse research their debris a lot, you will be able to make your own.
>>336938308
proper implementation of a supernova could be pretty neat for a galactic flavor event given that it would be a major occurrence that would last 40 to even 100 (ingame) years with first the star going unstable giving particularly daring scientists the opportunity for some high risk/reward R&D, and once it blows up the photon "blastwave" is gonna move at lightspeed so its gonna take several years to reach planets within the danger zone giving you time to evacuate or even with high science try to tank it and with more balls even place some form of research station right in the path
>>336938565
Nnnno not particularly, I think our stink is more a byproduct. I'd say Skunks have the genuine thing as a defense mechanism.
Besides, humans wash themselves unless we're talking basement dwellers and those the aliens do not meet
>>336938553
they have been confirmed as being vastly more efficient than anything an organic species ever could do so I'd say a single colony of them, with sufficient resources, would be a possible threat on the level of fallen civ waking up with other robot uprisings turning it from regional issue to galactic issue
>>336938905
Humans washing themselves is an extremely recent development as far as evolutionary timescales go. I'm sure he is referring to unwashed human stench.
I hope the AI isn't fucked like in Civ V
>>336938384
Maybe?
>Not wanting to nuke some Skinnies
>Not wanting to flame some Bugs
>Not wanting to skate around 300 miles of terrain in power armor
It's like you don't want to have fun.
>>336939040
unwashed humans aren't all that nasty compared to other large mammals
>>336938650
I mean they think you're weird because your face ISNT on the bottom. It's all perspective and what you're used to.
>>336939040
Yeah but we're talking about current humanity (or if i'm anal about it even more we're talking about future humanity) so that stink isn't a factor. We even have all kinds of products just to make ourselves more attractive/appealing in smell and looks, that goes by human standards of course but it means we put the effort in
Is there a reason behind the 4-point starter traits? To get them you will always have a trait pick left over but no more points.
>>336939248
Well compared to the other races out there they are still the most uncommon ones out there, even the other fungoids have their head/crown area's on the top
>>336938835
Fuck this game sounds awesome.
Can't wait to pirate
>>336939347
Yes, people who don't suffer from OCD are capable of having unfilled slots.
>>336939347
So you only have to take 2 bad traits instead of 3 I guess
>>336936679
I like salt on my french fries
>>336939164
why strong? humans aren't that strong.
I'm hype but every stellaris thread on /v/ is new retards asking dumb questions and faggots asking people to "sell me the game". Way to go gaylords take this moment to reflect upon your stupidity
>>336939347
Sadly I don't think them worth it. I'd like to take the venerable one but it means that will be your only positive trait you're able to take because you're only able to spend that last slot on a negative which you generally wouldn't do for obvious reasons.
I wish it was 3 points in cost, that one, or at least have another slot available
>>336939305
And there's also the fact that we can't really predict what we'll smell like to aliens given its likely to be completely different from our own, unlike sight which at worst will be located within the near IR/UV band at worst
that said something I could see alien species be grossed out about is the mammal process of lactation. Sure most of us are instinctively programmed to find it completely okay but to a species that doesn't have a concept anything like it, its gotta be fucking nasty yo.
>>336939552
Compared to most other spacefaring races humans are actually very strong
>>336939164
>>336939552
its book starship troopers. humans aren't strong but their power armor sure is, especially when it launches atomic bombs and can jet around at several hundred miles per hour.
>>336937841
Cheers!
>>336939552
Maybe we are, compared to the other alien races that reach the same height. We're probably a lot stronger than those noodle armed fungoids
Do beneficial traits have unique technologies associated with them as well?
>>336939347
I'm not certain, but I know when you research genetic techs some give you +1 trait points, so I think any leftover from the beginning will carry into your game allowing you to pick a 2 point trait sooner
>>336939763
So make them weak and give your ground troops power armor.
>>336938553
They get thing like +50% production, -50% upkeep, -50% production cost, etc as a race trait.
>>336939164
Came here to post this. Though I'd start as a military republic first (it has the whole civilian/citizen distinction) and then transition to a stratocracy during the game.
>>336939552
we can't really know that do we, we have no alien lifeforms to compare ours to
could be earth's gravity is pretty high compared to most of the other sapient species' planets and the mammalian skeletal structure is a lot more solid than usual
though in that situation we'd likely be one of the shortest sapient species as well so take it as you want
>>336939679
It's a pretty common process though in nature, assuming of course animals might develop along similar routes on similar planets out there.
At least the parents feeding young part is a common thing
Can government style change (say, from military junta to despotic empire) over the course of the game, and do you have any influence in how it changes?
>>336940030
yes
Probably gonna try to have the robot Armageddon on my first playthru as the indian empire. Hopefully there will be a spectator view so I can see what will happen after I die
>>336935074
how do you get the background like that? Mine just has tons of overlap.
>>336939978
>humans are the manlets of space
Fuck.
Can you tech from one of the starting 3 warp techs into another eventually, and start using different kinds of FTL drives on different types of ships?
>>336939985
parents feeding young is common, parents feeding young with their own body fluids? not so much
after all birds feeding their young by puking in their mouths is fairly gross to us as well, and at least birds and mammals evolved on the same planet
also an egg-laying external fertilization alien species could easily consider our sex and subsequent pregnancy to be abhorrent
>>336940030
It can change whenever you want to whatever your ethics allow. There will probably be factions that demand government changes.
>>336939920
Tried that but collectivist disables military republic.
>>336939552
What >>336939763 said.
>>336939906
Also an option!
>>336940030
Pops will change ideologies over the course, it's entirely possible to lose against a say, hippie rebellion, and become a republic
>>336940030
You can change rather haphazardly if you got the tech for it.
>>336940030
Every 20 years you can spendmanato change it.
>>336939552
>Humans aren't that strong.
Oh king of ants, you know nothing.
>>336940169
Reach don't mean shit when you're John Carter of Mars
>>336940231
*over the course of the game
>>336940169
on the other hand humans would also be the motherfuckers that can cave in skulls with a single well placed punch
>>336940169
Already did it fempai famalan.
>>336940231
>>336940259
>>336940258
>>336940219
Cool, thanks
>>336940231
So you don't lose the game if you lose to a rebellion?
>>336940213
Hah I can see them definitely thinking our pregnancy abhorrent. It's not very effective and quite the painfull and even disgusting process even to many of our own kind, I mean especially if you know what can happen during birth
This game cracked yet? Wouldn't mind pirating it to see if I like it.
>>336940365
I want to do things to that blue haired giantess.
>>336940387
Why would you? you didn't lose the game if you lost to a rebellion in EU IV and Vick 2 either.
As long as your nation exists you can play the game.
>>336940503
its not even out fuckboy
i mean yeah it didnt stop dragons dogma people
>>336940551
Never played those games. Just assumed this one was kind of like Sins of a Solar Empire but in space
>>336937212
>DBZ mod
>few spaceships, most battles are warriors flying around in space
Dragon ball is the last thing I expected someone to want as a mod, but now I want aliens zipping around in space blasting each other
r8 my empire
>>336940387
If it's anything like EU, Vicky or CK, it depends entirely on what kind of rebellion. Some rebellions will influence stuff in your country, but you won't lose it. Other rebellions (independence factions, for instance) could make you lose the game if you end up with nothing left to rule.
how are you guys getting the cool designer with the backgrounds and laser weapons and stuff? mine just looks like this guys
>>336940673
>>336940659
>>336937212
I want a TSAB faction with lots of magical girls blasting each other in space.
>>336940613
>Sins of a Solar Empire but in space
>>336940317
on the other hand that could be a very real issue to diplomacy
>human and xenos both acting like dicks to eachother
>both their equivalent of drunk
>alien's drunk punch bounces harmlessly off the human's ribs
>human's drunken punch ends with his fist firmly embedded into the alien chest cavity
>humans are now known as violent assholes who'll disembowel you over a barroom argument
I found pron on amazon when I was looking for stellaris on there... wat.
>>336940539
Who doesn't?
>>336940613
>Sins of a Solar Empire
>In space
>>336940739
http://stellarisspeciesgen.com/
>>336940417
don't humans have some of the nastiest pregnancies in the whole animal kingdom?
I remember reading something about an arms-race between infant and mother over resources or so
>>336938835
actually you just can make the weapons not the ``ships`` themself
>>336940850
I want to get playfully smooshed between a giantess' breasts. Life is unfair.
>>336940886
thanks famaroni and deez
>>336940362
The manlet bullies of space that steal their alien wimmenz
>>336940739
http://stellarisspeciesgen.com/
Does this have actual combat, or just is it like Civ?
>>336940228
Replace collectivist with Xenophobe and you can do Military Republic and still be true to the source.
>>336941089
It doesn't have "actual" combat.
You can give some basic orders IIRC, like fight defensively or whatever, but that's it.
>>336940763
That would be a pretty sweet deal actually, provided the humans show some tact of course and are carefull about not looking THIS bad.
Nobody wants to mess with the guys that can rip your arm off with ease, yet are reasonable enough not to be counted as fucking viscious savages
>send image to my friend
>go "wow Stellaris has loads of portraits"
>first thing she replies is
>"r34 don't fail me now"
And just like that, I have nobody to play with if she's going to be schlicking to it.
>>336941089
You command the fleet as a whole and can see them fighting but I don't think you can command them individually like homeworld or sins of a solar empire.
And it's not really like Civ.
>>336941089
It's a rock-paper-scissors system with stances.
Better than Cov but not 'actual' combat.
>>336938034
blacks took over
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybgQJlYRrZs
Downloading the game now, pretty hype
>>336941371
>Downloading the game now
GIB
any hideous space creatures like this?
>>336939552
One of the more fun HFY stories is the one where humans are these biologically impossible monstrosities, born on a world so heavy with metal, surrounded by an ecosystem driven toxic by the need for constant adaptation to a hostile environment of infinite variation, and even breathing corrosive gas.
That it is some kind of cosmic joke that humans consider themselves weak, when a human could pretty much rip most of the other life in the galaxy apart with their bare hands, and even when killed their internal bacteria could wipe out most alien ecosystems.
>>336941512
Number 10 Mammalian.
>>336941309
>she
>>336941512
This sick shit needs a xenophobe purge
>>336934908
>Molluscoid 14
Is that a motherfucking SPACE HYRDRA?
>>336936910
space dwarfs also work with the imperium
Yes, Squats are now canon again and their disappearance is due to an clerical error.
>>336941643
A snail hydra.
We must take all the women.
Is it out yet?
I only heard this name today.
Is this eve levels of complex or can I take it easy?
>>336937902
>>336938343
>>336939248
>>336939679
Just because humans could be considered gross to other aliens, doesn't mean they are.
With that thinking, all alien life forms in the game have to be repugnant, because some life form will find them disgusting.
Reminder that if you're using slavery you're literally playing on easy mode since they removed the ability for slaves to revolt.
>>336941643
Why yes, yes it is
>>336941782
about 20 hours till release
>>336941782
Been out for 15 hours now sempai
>>336940910
>humans
>nastiest pregnancy
>dogs are born in gooey sacs of blood and puss
>the dog has to eat the sac to free the dog from it
>dogs end up eating 4-9 huge sacs of blood and puss and other things
>not fucking disgusting
>>336941832
But that's exactly what the repugnant trait does. It makes all other species not like you because of something inherent to your species.
>>336941967
I think he meant nastiest for us. Like it's painful and it sucks and a lot of humans used to die in childbirth before modern medicine was a thing. Most other mammals don't have as difficult of a time of it.
>>336935881
>intelligent
>talented
lol
>>336941612
Yes, she. As in, not a mentally ill person. I have several actual grills on my steam list, but only talk to her regularly.
Don't get why that's suddenly shocking.
>>336941967
Dogs love eating shit so they don't care
Anyone wanna do a big multiplayer game right after release?
>>336941990
Then all species need to be repugnant. All life froms are going to find something disgusting about the other.
>>336941967
I remember having a screencap of why pregnancies are why they are from a medfag. It's essentially explaining how evil pregnancy is. Parasitic.
>>336941727
>>336941850
I know what I'm playing. GOTYAY
>>336941213
problem is physical strength ends up mattering very little when orbital bombardment exists other than making you look like assholes
Best traits for the Imperium of Man?
How about Government? Divine Mandate?
Ethic Points? Fanatic Xenophobe a must.
Spiritualist to get Divine Mandate.
Projectile or Energy Weapons?
FTL? Hyperspace until you can unlock Jump Drive?
>>336941309
>hey guys my female friend is going to go jerk off
>you all need to know that I have a female friend who is totally sexual
>thats right guys, I KNOW A FEMALE!
>I'm going to be so lonely for the next 5 minutes, so you should all know this!
>>336942074
You're just an attention starved faggot.
>>336942294
You can't conquer individual planets without ground forces.
>>336942294
You do still have assault and defense armies, and orbital defenses, so i'd say it matters. But what I meant more so was that it matters in relation to diplomacy and the potential roles for humanity in an alliance and what they have to offer amongst other things, their superior strength would be a boon in a number of things if we're talking about full cooperation between species
>>336942317
I'd drop xenophobe to regular and take militaristic, since they're usually willing to (temporarily) cooperate with aliens if necessary.
hm...I guess I'm playing as the objectivists, if it actually worked
>>336941512
>>336941640
>>336941592
>>336942539
I can't compel myself to look at it... What is it?
>>336935662
All GSG games are playable. You just have to play more and more. Accepting losses when they happen and savor victory when you achieve it.
>>336935624
They're so materialist they kill themselves every day through the transporter.
>>336942564
This. The Imperium of Man certainly is xenophobic (and with good reason) but not THAT fanatically xenophobic that any and all cooperation at any time or circumstance is a no-go. They are even willing to work the arrogant Eldar from time to time.
I'd say regular xenophobe, militaristic and spiritualist. Maybe drop the spiritualist for light materialist depending what kind of Imperium you're going for
>>336942696
Just do it anon
>>336942696
A murderous animal that routinely chases prey to absolute exhaustion before biting through their spine to kill them and then eat them.
>>336942490
but it can also be a negative as I outlined if to many of those incidents happen
sure humans didn't mean to kill all those innocent aliens but here you are with a bunch of dead squidpeople given their equivalent of a skeletal structure splinters when a human gets rough
>>336942473
depends on if your enemy hates you enough to just firebomb your cities from orbit
>>336942696
Don't do it anon. Its not worth the trauma.
>>336942696
Just a cute animal in a tree.You can trust me, Anon
>>336942696
It's a giant hive of maggot-like creatures.
>>336942696
It's a screamer.
It looks like footage of just a tree trunk for a while but the some kind of awful beast pops out at the camera.
>>336942846
isn't that also the tactic that house cats use?
>>336942878
He's lying
>>336942957
It's also the tactic early humans used.
Well, besides the biting the spine part.
>>336942868
You forget law enforcement would be a thing. As long as that gets properly set up when there's full cooperation than nobody can really blame the humans, it's just a matter of not knowing their strength and some individuals unfortunately getting involved in a fight somehow
based off an old concept from childhood
I can paste the backstory if you'd like
>still no paradox fantasy game
;_;
>>336935241
Orks are very spiritual, everything they do (fight) is done in the name of Gork and Mork.
>>336943061
Stellaris is space fantasy.
>>336943082
And for fun and enjoyment of course
>>336943061
>not just modding EU4 or CK2
PLEB.
>>336943061
There's a warhammer mod for ck2 if that's your thing.
Anyone know if you can pirate DLC easily after buying the base game like on other Paradox games?
>>336943253
They're using a modified version of the same old engine, so almost certainly yes.
>>336943253
No meaningful DLC planned atm, all just race reskins
>>336943039
if humans are strong enough that a powerful punch shatters bones and ruptures organs I could see using humans as law enforcement to end up with a lot of brutality charges and anti-police protests
and yeh that was my point, for us it would be an unfortunate matter of our kind not knowing their own strength as we're not used to being captain america, but if, especially early on before humans have been properly raised culturally to watch out around aliens, humans tend to end a lot of fights permanently on alien planets that could significantly hurt our image
>>336942805
>9
>>336942846
>>336942871
>>336942878
>>336942910
>>336942914
I'm honestly way too scared to look. The video starts, and I just imagine some fucking huge trap spider running out of it, or something completely revolting. If there is something in the video, just post a picture so I can get it over with, the video suspense is too much.
>>336943237
>>336943219
Not the same thing
>>336943409
>Paradox
>no DLC
>>336943045
Changed to collectivist to represent their moblike nature.
>>336943253
Probably, but updating the DLC might be a pain depending on how it works.
>>336943435
You are a giant faggot.
>>336943491
Do they release updates for individual DLC? I thought they just rolled DLC updates into the base game.
>>336943543
Besides the point.
>>336942564
>>336942798
I dropped fanatic xenophobe, and grabbed Militarist. I also changed from divine mandate to theocratic oligarchy, since the God-Emperor has actually very little to say in the day to day running of the Empire.
I grabbed Resilient but don't really know what other traits would be good.
Any ideas?
>>336943435
It's waiting for you anon
>>336943415
No I meant the law enforcement thing as in the humans involved would be prosecuted and punished for what happened, not that aliens would per se use humans as part of their law enforcement (mainly because it would be overkill like you said, its a bit hard to not be too rough if they are that frail and in the heat of the moment)
So long as there is proper law enforcement for parties involved on both sides of the problem then humanity as a whole can't really be blamed
>>336937496
I've literally never played a 4x as ridiculous as that sounds. Thanks for the video though.
>>336943465
>meaningful
lots of DLC, none are useful.
The whole cosmos will become apart of the family
>>336943435
I mean if you're ok with this jumping at you then it shouldn't be that bad to watch
CAN someone sum up this game for me???? what do you do in it????
>>336943693
Fast breeders would be appropriate, to represent the retardedly huge number of guardsmen.
>>336943693
Hmm, good question. The lifespan one would be a very good choice since The Imperium has those life-prolonging drugs for its elite, humanity's leaders can live a very long time due to this.
>>336943751
More like they'll have 10 reskins and music packs for every 1 DLC that actually adds something to the gameplay.
>>336943780
lol
All science. All the time.
>>336943717
sure humanity technically can't be blamed but if people end up dying around humans, with said humans living through most encounters, I could easily see resentment building up
or you could even get the mother of all diplomacy fuck ups if in the first situation this happens to a drunk human and drunk alien, said aliens are quick to convict the human for murder first degree, bonus points if they still practice executions and the human military is determined to get their boy home
that's the sort of thing that ends up with embargos, fleets staring eachother down and decades worth of resentment
>>336943693
Like that one anon said depends on what Imperium you go for since you can't have all their traits.
>>336944075
forgot your fedora
given that augmentation is a tech, if its possible to create a situation where a physically and mentally superior elite rules over a mass of unenhanced slaves
>>336934908
>Paradox games
Trashcan material.
>>336944085
Well in that case the xenos filth deserve it anyway and Humanity knows better.Purge
Someone make the Galactic Empire
>posting this on /v/ of all sites
Can one of you help me out? I'm close to broke until I start my new job in 2 weeks, and was hoping to exchange my steam wallet into paypal. Can someone let me gift them Stellaris while they send me the money through paypal? Shit's shady af I know, but I have some rep from a third party website of other trades, though it's not a huge amount.
Posted this in the trading section on community forums and it got deleted, and none of my friends are buying vidya nowadays, I'm backed into a corner. If someone is willing to help me out, post steam ID and we can talk about the details.
>>336944327
There's a scientific directorate gov type I think.
>>336944327
Yes. you can find some primitive race, tailor their traits to bonus mineral production ones, uplift them and send them to work in your slave mines.
>>336944383
Sent ;^)
>>336942317
This would be mine, although mine is Great Crusade Era.
For the race traits I wasn't super sure on what to pick, so I picked traits that boost the leaders as to best represent the Emperor. We can't have eternal leaders just yet.
Obviously you're going to be going military as to facilitate the Great Crusade and mankind's manifest destiny of the galaxy, so fanatic militarist is an obvious pick. I also picked Xenophobe because generally the Imperium was hostile to any Xeno that stood in the way of Humanity; although, materialist was a close pick since the Emperor was very big on the whole secularism thing so I think either would work.
Military Dictatorship for the government type best simulates the Emperor's control of the Imperium I feel.
>>336944383
Sent
>>336934908
this game is shit desu, y'all should save and buy the new upcoming Doom.
>>336944383
If you're close to broke just pirate it m8, it's not like you'd be able to purchase it anyway. If you feel bad then purchase it at a later date when you are more financially stable
>>336942203
but humans would fuck anything if its cute
>>336943435
It's a cute ferret like creature
>>336944512
>Military Dictatorship for the government type best simulates the Emperor's control of the Imperium I feel.
Divine Mandate's advanced form literally has a God-Emperor as leader.
>>336944631
What a terrible photoshop
lmao
>>336944383
Honestly, just pirate it. Paradox games go on sale often enough so you can pick it up later.
>>336944581
He doesn't want to buy it for himself.
He wants to buy it for someone using his steam wallet, and then make real money selling it to them.
>>336944461
ah okay, would be neat if you could do the same to your own species but that's prolly outside of the scope of the game
Day 1 pirate
been waiting for a game like this for a while
its going to be great.
>>336944512
I'd say drop militarist down a rank and pick up spiritual. The Emps was planning on stopping conflict at some point, not an unending lifestyle.
>>336944656
GC-era Emperor wasn't too big on the religious worship part though.
>>336944656
The Emperor actively supressed thinking that he was a god, though; going as far to publically shame one of his sons and the World Bearers legion for writing a book on how godlike he was.
Business plan for tomorrow - corner the galactic energy market.
>>336944810
You can do it to your own people, why you'd want too when you can enslave the lesser races though.
>>336943435
You are a fucking idiot. It's just some white ferret climbing out of there for a few seconds. Now stop derailing the thread.
>>336944882
If I toned down militarist I'd take materialist, then. The big E definitely wasn't big on religion so I don't think spiritualist would be a good fit.
>>336944929
Yeah, if Big E woke up, he'd probably be pretty upset at how everyone has managed to fuck things up.
what time does it release exactly?
>>336944882
>spiritual
Keep in mind what time period he has chosen for his Imperium. A light materialist would fit better
>>336944581
Uhhhh, no, I'm not trying to purchase the game, I'm GIVING the game (Cause I have 40 dollars in my steam wallet) to someone for 40 dollars paypal.
I sold some of my steam inventory and amassed 40 dollars, and as I see this is the top selling game on steam right now, I was hoping to find someone on the brink of buying it, so that I can gift it to them, and they can send me the money via paypal.
It's stupid I know, but I really need cash atm, and out of my 100+ friends, I can't find any buying steam games in the foreseeable future.
>>336944947
Probably not a bad idea, from the streams I've seen energy can be a real bottle neck if you're unlucky.
Based them off a race from a series of books I read as a kid.
>>336945050
Which is why that "If the emperor had a text to speech device" is so amusing for me
Sums my country up pretty much
>>336945095
>>336945095
If I weren't so fucking paranoid about charge backs, and CD-Key Steam support faggotry, I'd take you up on that.
But I think I'll just buy it off GMG, sorry anon.
Thoughts?
>>336944947
Where do you make these?
>>336945389
>blueberries
>>336945389
>tau
>pacifist
lol
>>336939552
>natural repairing bodies
>breath a constantly oxidizing and corrosive substance
>easily grow muscle mass
>bodies naturally produce an addictive pain suppressant/combat drug, adrenaline
>evolved on a death world full of poisons, toxins, vicious animals and a million ways to die
HUMANITY
FUCK
YEAH
>>336945390
READ the fucking thread, you dickheaded piece of shit cumbag
>>336945050
the God Emperor government in the game seems to be less based on 40k and more based on Dune where Leto II bore the title of God Emperor willingly (though with a highly complex purpose)
>>336945389
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>>336945514
Man it would be pretty amusing to find a species of aliens out there that has lived without natural predators their entire lives. Their outlook and behaviour would probably be interesting
>>336945389
>Tau
>Slow learners
Uh, you may want to rethink this
>>336945276
>charge backs
The only one who can chargeback is the person sending ME the money. Of course I'm going to have the sender give a disclosure in the description so that hopefully that doesn't become the issue.
>CD-Key Steam support faggotry
I'm buying the game with my own wallet, then sending it via gift to your account. No cd-key bullshit, it'll be a gift I send. I'll even take a screenshot of my steam wallet before to assure the person It's not coming from a CC or something.
I understand though, it's real shady coming from someone on 4chan of all places, but I'm kinda desperate. I hold nothing against ya.
>>336945389
>slow leaners
>check out advanced government types
>Neural Network Administration
That High Technician better have an ultraviolet clearance
>>336945389
Here's my Tau.
>>336945975
>xenophobe
>>336945975
My bad, should be a Theocratic Oligarchy.
>>336945514
>HUMANITY
>FUCK
>YEAH
You're god damn right.
>>336946080
The Tau ARE xenophobic, they tolerate aliens as long as they are useful.
>>336943780
Some fallen empire will teach you how magnets work and it'll all fall apart.
>>336934908
Is this a Starflight remake or something?
I heard you can't even build ships in this, sounds pretty fucking gay
>>336946190
ah, so like the Nazis.
How would you build NEWcrons?
>>336946283
you heard wrong fgt
>>336945514
>>336945514
I can vouch for the shit on adrenaline
>Grew up in abusive household
>Only brother, for 3 kid sisters
>Fights nearly all day, every day
>relationship with parental units deteriorates to near attempted murder
>Finally leave
>Find myself having involuntary "day dream"
episodes of violence.
>See people get into fights near my vicinity
>Wonder why I'm having sudden adrenal spikes of excitement
>Realize I'm hoping they bring that nonsense my way
>I'm literally starved for adrenaline.
Motherfucker. Fuck Heroine, PCP or whatever the fuck else is out there.
Adrenaline.
The First
The Best
Your Last, depending on your source.
>Wife says I randomly look like this from time to time. Calls it murder stare.
shit game stop shilling
>>336946387
Probably fanatically militaristic, materialist and oligarchy of some kind?
>>336946387
The necrons would definitely be the religious kind of fallen empire. The kind that only really bothers with stepping outside of its usual sphere when people fuck with it's holy planets/tomb worlds.
>>336935771
>Israel
>Pacifist
>>336946558
>stop talking about videogames on the videogame board!
Coming for ya minerals
Will those bonus pre-order races be available later as part of a DLC?
>>336946554
you've become an adrenaline junkie. I suggest you spend that lust for it somewhere like extreme sports or boxing
>>336946607
I'd argue that spiritualist is wrong aswell. Israel isn't not about faith, it's about nationalism and ethnicity. There's actually a pretty serious civil conflict going on between the state of Israel and the orthodox jews who according to their holy texts or whatever aren't supposed to enlist in the military; but the state recently started forcing them into it like everyone else.
>>336946283
You absolutely can.
https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/stellaris-dev-diary-17-ship-designer.902967/
>>336946735
>>336946735
I didn't even fucking notice it full on.
I kept catching glimpses of it in hind-sight
It's only these past 2 years of 4 years of unemployment that I've realized it's why I'm so unfulfilled with life.
I don't know what the fuck I'm going to do. I stopped working to be a dad, I've no trade skills and I let myself get heavyweight.
I gotta find a gym or something locally.
>>336946387
like skynet
what the fuck is this? please don't tell me it's grand strategy shit looking at stats and number s all game with no actual gameplay
>>336946843
Oh ok I guess I was misinformation
>>336945725
>>336945762
Shit, you're right. I was thinking in terms of how the galaxy works, and their general naivety.
>>336946776
I cant believe you actually wrote all of this. You two are retarded as hell. It was just a fucking joke.
>>336946981
It's Grand Strategy lite. Paradox have removed a lot of the autistic stuff.
>>336946843
So I can make giant penis ships then?
>>336946947
Like I said, boxing is probably your best bet since you are already familiar with fighting being a thing. Extreme sports can bring a shot of adrenaline too but it's more expensive and hard to do
Going to a gym isnt a bad idea to lose weight but you'll have to push yourself if you want the feeling of adrenaline, like really push your body to the limit there
>>336946981
Go back to CoD
>>336947114
It took like 30 seconds to type and making a joke civilization is funnier if you actually do it right.
>>336946190
Unlike the rest of the races in 40k, which tolerate aliens as long as they're dead.
Wait so whats the most important trait for a slavery empire? Migration to increase the chance of your people leaving home planet to settle with slaves?
Can you enslave someone's leader in multiplayer?
>>336947254
The Imperium of Man isn't as xenophobic as usually thought though. Despite the state of things even inquisitors can be reasonable and see the use in working with or avoiding conflict with xenos here and there
>>336945260
>svake
Hva er det du antyder med "svake"
>>336946387
>slow breeder
takes a long time to wake up/repair
>decadent
use slave labour
>intelligent
no brainer
>strong
bodies made of necrodermis, makes them strong as fuck
>collectivist
robots
>xenophobe
obvious, they do work with them from time to time but generally see xeno = slaves
>militarist
empire belongs to them, might makes right etc etc
>military dictatorship
was torn between this as the junta (see it as a representation of the triarch), dictator represents the silent king
>wormhole travel
probably the best way to emulate the dolmen gates
>>336947254
however xenophobia as presented within stellaris makes an empire okay with enslaving aliens which is exactly what the Tau do
the IoM style xenophobia is simply not modeled in the game.
>>336947551
They only enslave races if they can't be reasoned with. Maybe Jews' Workshop have changed this for extra grimdarkness, but from what I understand, they're also tolerant of other cultures and faiths so long as they're in allegiance with the greater good.
Finally I can be creative and play out my wildest fantasies.
is the game PLAYABLE ?
I would love to play more of those comfy strategies but I just can't figure out what is going on.
Last time I tried I have 15 hours on Total War 2 and STILL I don't know how to earn money.
Of course I lost every time. Or make my people starving bitching folks.
>>336947735
I suppose, like the other anon said, the Stellaris Xenophobe doesn't align perfectly with any of the different shades presented in the 40k universe so it'll never be a good fit.
hows you all making this stuff when the game aint out yet
>>336948054
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>>336948140
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proper tutorial
no I won't read wiki guides. I want the games to make sense.
stat me (stellaris stats of course)
also wip illustration for ork race
>>336948264
There's a proper one here that can spoonfeed you every step of the way until you are able to do it on your own
>>336948264
you dont need any ingame tutorials unless you are a retarded child with no patience.
>>336948264
There is a full tutorial that holds your hand through your first run. Look up the first dev stream to see what it looks like.
>>336948328
Fanatically militarist, spiritual
Repugnant, something else, very strong/extremely adaptive
>>336948328
The portraits are actually animated, if you were intending to mod that in.
>>336948507
Any of the militaristic government types, depending if you see it as multiple WAAAGH's or a single one, in which case your military dictator would be the big warboss
>>336934908
What's the best stream showcasing this? I've read most of the development diaries but I want a good idea of what this looks like in actual gameplay.
>>336948580
I know , animating it in maya
Best site to buy it?
Can you rename planets at will? What about leaders?
>>336948264
Rome Total War 2 makes itself look more complicated than it is. It's pretty simple. What you need to fight is money, and all you need to do is keep food above replacement and squalor below the maximum.
Also, there is an extensive tutorial.
>>336948360
>>336948381
>>336948384
i am just saying, i still cant get me going on total war 2 after 20 hours.
but this look easier to get into.
there is even a Jarvis robot guy to help you.
>>336948765
Nice, would love to see/use it when it's finished
Is it possibly to peacefully annex another alien empire?
>spending $40 on a 2 hour long game
topkek
>>336946706
Yeah, they most likely will.
>>336948792
Definitely. At least the base game. Download the DLCs and use DLC enabler.
>>336949024 (You)
xDDDD
>>336948792
If you don't mind shady grey market shit I think
http://www.gamingdragons.com/en/game/buy-stellaris-steam-key.html?gmdr=071fe685
might be the cheapest.
Otherwise, Greenman Gaming with WATCH25 coupon code.
If you install pirated DLC to the Steam version of CK2 will you get updates for the DLC as well as the base game?
>>336948841
Yes and Yes
>>336949141
The coupon is SPACE25 now, I think.
>>336935074
No collectivist?
>>336949141
What about this :
http://es.mmoga.net/
>>336949386
Ehhh they sorta are and aren't at the same time. Yeah they fight in groups and whatnot always but that's more because they know the fight is going to be there, the reason why they do this is because they think that's best for themselves to get in a propa fight. They don't think for the benefit of the Orks as a whole, they are quite selfish but at the same time designed to be together despite that
>>336934908
>not rolling reptilian 1 and choosing cloning tech / developing a grand clone army
What the multiplayer is like?
>>336950417
Huh, they do actually look like them somewhat
>>336934908
Is there species specific bonuses?
>>336950770
You give your species specific bonuses
If I've never played a grand strategy or paradox game before (other than mountain blade), will I be able to hop into this tomorrow and have fun? I'm sure there'll be a shitton of tutorials, but past that.
>>336950965
fun is subjective and you should watch let's play instead of asking for other's opinion
>>336951016
Yeah thats a good point. I guess what I'm really asking is how deep is this game gonna be mechanically? Is this the sort of enthusiast level shit where you kind of need to have at least a cursory understanding of grand strategy games to enjoy and understand it? Shit whatever I'll just look up a lets play you're right Im dumb.
Anyone know where I can find the race maker?
>>336951219
Enthusiast level shit would be like Aurora, but it'd help a lot to have some previous experience with at least EU4 and CK2 to lessen the learning curve.
>>336935074
If orcs aren't fanatic militarist then I don't know what race ever could be
>>336951421
The blorg
>>336951410
I wouldn't even say that were needed. Looking at streams the learning curve is pretty small, just having a grasp of Civilization like games would probably be enough.
>>336951410
>>336951659
Alright cool. I was probably gonna pick it up anyways, but cool, thanks anons.
Reposting, lets see some more empires
http://stellarisspeciesgen.com/
>>336938034
Think about it. Unlike the other space-mammals, we are hairless, spindly, squishy and release a smelly liquid when we get too hot.
>>336952685
Not hairless, just less hairy. That's like saying Dolphins would be repugnant to us because they appear smoother. We are not any more strangely formed than other kinds of species as far as we know, and I doubt they have never before encountered something that is squishy.
As for the smelly liquid, we clean ourselves and put an effort in to avoid smelling
>>336952992
>we clean ourselves and put an effort in to avoid smelling
This isn't a great argument. If a slug-man shot thick slime out of it's pores when exposed to sunlight, even if they made an effort to apply sunscreen, it wouldn't stop you from finding the concept repulsive.
desu I don't remember seeing a hype thread like this on /v/ apart from dark souls 3. I never thought that many people would be hyped for stellaris. It's evennumber 1 in global sellers on steam.
Also /Belannaer on twitch has the prethoryn scourge event if anyone wants to see
>>336934908
On the one hand,
> Paradox Jewing.
> Swedecuck game design
On the other hand
> Finally a modern space colonization game where I can create a glorious golden interstellar empire for mankind
> Mods might remove Swedecuck.
What do?
>>336952338
Is it Monday yet?
I don't think I've never been so hyped for monday
>releasing 18:00 CEST
Who thought this was a good idea?
>>336954183
It's good if you're an Americlap
>>336954241
I guess so, but I wanted to play the game tonight.
Oh well, I guess I can be patient. Maybe I have been pampered by midnight and morning releases for all these years.
What galaxy size and type will everyone be playing on?
>>336954487
1000 stars
Elliptical
>>336954487
600 stars 4 arm spiral to start with
>>336944075
foreveralone.jpg
One day I hope we have the technology to combine this with space flight games. It would be great to control your empire from the bridge of a capital ship, then take control of the capital ship and do planetary bombardments yourself.
>53 metascore
PARADOX IS FINISHED!
>>336944947
Fuck yes Alpha Centauri.
>>336954241
Why is it good? If they released it earlier we could get it today...
>>336955591
Fuck you, I checked
>>336955684
Because it's at least Monday and not fucking Tuesday
This thread has me hyped about this game and I know absolutely nothing about it.
Is it an RTS, Turn based strategy, is it like CIV, or is it like a Total War game?
>>336956373
I guess I can dig it coming out in the morning and being able to play all day rather than getting it at night and only being able to play a little bit before gotobed, but still, I want it now ;_;
>>336953806
Megacorp is a government form, by the way. Advanced form of the plutocratic oligarchy.
You'll be able to select it after you request the tech for advanced government forms, so you might want to think up an actual name for your corp
>>336956414
Like a real time civ.
posting it here too, ORK WIP, taking a lot less than expected!
I think It will be ready for tomorrow , thinking about doing my first play with them
>>336956502
Hm, sounds interesting. Are there any other games that play like it so I can do some more research?
Sounds like an RTS, but obviously you wouldn't have the base building and resource gathering mixed with the micro/macro.
>>336948054
Not sure how experienced you are with strategy games, but it's certainly one of the easier Paradox strategy titles to get into.
Mostly that's because you start off small and get eased into the bigger stuff over time.
>>336956647
Dude that is coming along really well, keep it up.WAAAAGGGGHHH
>>336948920
Yes. Vassaling, alliances and federations are all possible.
>>336956647
Doing nice and orky, mekboys should be the researchers, freebootas or cult of speed the captains of your ships.
>>336948721
Blorg one on the paradox extra youtube
>buy game on GMG
>still haven't received key
Did I get diddled‽
>>336934908
is that will be good ?
I never heard about it and i dont really understand what type of game it is
What's the advantage to hyperdrive over warp?
>>336957989
Faster, more hit and run focused.
>>336957846
No, it'll be released at launch
GMG aren't even grey market, they're a totally legit store
>>336957846
Stop being impatient, the keys don't go out until release. There's no pre-load for it anyway.
>>336957989
Warp is the slowest form of travel
>>336957846
GMG are always right at or just before launch which is 17 hours away
I haven't even got mine from cdkeys yet and they usually just rip the keys off boxes
>>336957989
Hyperdrive is faster at the expense of free movement. Good for some aggressive tactics but can limit the ways you can expand early on.
>>336949129
I pray for this to be a bait
>>336958280
>>336958320
>>336958432
Oh ok, as long as it's soon after launch then I guess that's fine. Just worried I might need to wait a few weeks for them to send my key or something.
>>336958512
And you just fell for it.
>>336958470
I have a feeling hyperdrive is gonna op as shit for people that can rapidly expand with their traits.
I'm going to continue my Fylkirate game. I have a custom Norse name list. Spiritual and Fanatic Militarist Ethos, Theocractic Oligarchy, and Strong/Nomadic species traits.
I was bored
How did I do?
>>336958787
Well I don't think travel time is the biggest bottleneck to expansion is it? The flexibility of warp in being able to pick and choose exactly the systems you want (rather than being stuck expanding around the hyperlanes) could win out eventually.
>>336957989
Faster than warp and you can do it from anywhere, no need to reach the edge
>>336959160
Warp is just a shitty hyperspace the one you want is wormholes
>>336934908
what game
Can you travel back in time in this game?
This seems interesting.
Hypothetically, let's say I have a piece o shit laptop from 2010 that can run dragon age origins at max. Can I play this? Also, how much jew gold must a shell out?
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