Healers are important!You've been making sure to give her those commendations, right /v/?
>>336899285
>commendations
They don't do anything.
You do not deserve to be praised for doing your role. Fuck off.
>end a game as Mercy
>bastion has the highlight despite sitting there as a turret and pressing M1
>my recommendations are 0
>Bastion's recommendations: 5 from my team
>I vote myself
>>336899285
No. Now shut up and hold left click on me while you fantasize about having greasy nerds fuck you.
>>336899504
>I vote myself
kill urself my man
>>336899627
I'M NOT VOTING 3 BASTIONS THAT MADE TO THE COMMENDATIONS SCREEN
>>336899408
This
And I say this as someone who loves to play healers/supporters. It's the role you choose, so fucking do it.
The damage dealers are important too, and so are the tanks. You're all part if a team. A team is like a machine, it will stop working even if you take the the little cogs out
>>336899285
Shut up and make way for the best healer.
Obligatory post.
>>336899829
>you will never be the party's cumdump
>they will never push you down at the end of a raid and pull their cocks out, rock hard and dripping with precum
>you will never service every single one until it was drained of cum, emptying it on your face, in your mouth, or in your asshole
Why live?
>>336899813
>2016
>still thinking tf2 is relevant in any way
Go to bed gramps. OW is the new hotness. Its chess while tf2 is still playing checkers.
>>336899408
you do actually, because no one wants to be a healslut but someone has to else you'll probably get steamrolled.
>>336899813
>Medic has more killing power, is a maniac and loves birds.
>Mercy can fly to the one she's healing, can give temporary buffs but can't deal with enemies on her own.
Yes, I'd pick Medic over Mercy anytime
>>336899975
Are you 6 years old?
>>336899829
>Playing as Mercy
>Roadhog is doing decently and holding the objective
>Pocket healslave whenever he even takes a tick of damage
>Constant M2 buff
>Attached to his dick the whole time
>Realize I'm basically his pocket healslut
>Start thinking of all the lewd things Roadhog would do to a pocket healslut like me
And that's why I almost always go for Roadhogs whenever I play now. And the occasional Widowmaker
>>336899926
>Why live?
Because you have self-respect and honor
>>336899975
>>336899975
Isn't overwatch just straight-up copying TF2 though?
>>336899285
Mercy is downright the most beautiful girl in all of gaming!
>>336900302
I don't know if I have either of those. Did you read what I posted? I just wanna be used by men with fat cocks and balls swollen with cum, ready to bust all over me. I just wanna be degraded. That's kinda contradictory to what you said.
>>336900343
Agreed, anon. Mercy is very beautiful and I'm in love with her!
I play healer often, but when I don' t and a healer shows up for the commendations section I always give them one.
>>336900343
It's a bit racist that you pick the ply blond hair blue eye character... what's wrong with pocs?
>>336900468
this, unless there's some sick highlight followed by the dude's recommendation
>>336900343
Mercy has a nice butt!
>>336899285
Helgn strg net!
>>336899285
>viralers are important!
>You've been making sure to give her those commendations, right /v/?
>>336900809
Yeah because talking about a popular new videogame on the videogame board is so unusual.
>>336900809
>tfw no pet shill slut
>you will never bend your shill over a table after a successful thread
truly suffering
>>336899285
SHUT UP AND HEAL MY COCK YOU WHORE
>>336899829
>Not being alpha healer
>Not using your power of life to invoke your will
>Ignoring those in need for having a different opinion then you.
kek
>>336899285
>commendations,
No. Don't care.
>>336899975
you're trying too hard, middle schooler
>>336900152
at least healers can keep telling themselfes how they are the responsible ones who take one for the team so the others can keep fighting.
>>336900264
Sometimes I wish I was a girl.
>win one side match
>mfw the opposite team votes for their only teammate req out of spite
I also carried my team and got PoTG you fuckers, give me those votes.
>>336900343
>girl
She is 37
>>336901067
good luck with thatyou won't get the tanks cock with that attitude
>>336901372
eeeeewwwww, nevermind then!
>>336899285
yes and ive been making sure to rage at every bastionincluding myself
>>336901285
>>336901216
boys>girls
>>336901285
It does the job.
But the real thing is probably much better.
I really want to know what getting DP´d is like.
>>336899285
I always commend my own team, unless the other one did something ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE, which is unlikely.
>>336899285
Lucio is better
>>336900334
I still play TF2 a lot, and after I played the beta, I'm convinced that's is VERY heavily inspired by TF2, if not outright stealing ideas at some times.Torbjron's sentry, the Russian tank girl who's literally a female Heavy, payload mode, map design and overall aesthetic.
>>336901216
Too bad I will never be able to make myself believe because legs too hairy and can't be bothered to shave
>>336901652
If you're a girl you're also easier to throw around
>>336901525
>healers girlcock
cmon anon everyone knows they are at best 4 inches big
>>336901652
>Tits are pretty great and so are pussies.
pussies are garbage tier
plus they are attached to women
>>336901652
>Unf, I bet DP feels amazing.double anal while you are getting throat fucked is close enough
>>336901676
German medic with healray, really fast frontline hero with a scattering gun, they made comics of all the characters. Am I missing something?
>>336901237
Fuck off Bastion player
>>336901372
she sounds like 16-year-old when she gets hurt.
>>336901864
Shes Swiss.
>>336901924
Then why does she speak German?
>>336901961
Is this bait?
>>336901864
mad bomber trope
>>336901961
Bastion and Mei need to be removed from the game. Then it’ll be perfect.
>>336902019
She doesn't speak Swiss-German. She speaks German. Don't pretend like you know what you're talking about.
>>336899285
Is there any porn of this bitch yet?
Best healer coming through.he's also way hotter than mercy
>>336902090
>Is there porn of this female character from Overwatch
No
None
Absolutely zero
>>336901974
you can get thrown around if you are skinny fuckboy tooand i reallly want to try double anal m-maybe one day
I solo as a damage job, but I play a healer in group content for faster runs and finding a party easier. It's my time and I paid for the sub, so I'll be selfish and use the party to clear content.
>>336902097
>black
>hot
if he was white sure
but no one likes shit colored skin
>>336901504
finally someone with some sense
Someone post the Bastiom ms paint comic
Mercy is just perfect. Noce butt with wide hips but not overly huge, nice big breasts, those delicous lips, the best hair and eye color, that voice, perfect. Just perfect
>>336902019
>>336902053
She actually speaks perfect standard german.
Swiss dont speak like that. (And they dont want to speak like that)
Imagine a canadian guys speaking like an australian...
>>336902192
you're a silly person
>>336901864
Agreed. I don't know if Mercy speaks German or not, but a healing fucking ray is really suspect.
>>336902131
tfw getting sandwiched by 2 well built man both having their dick in your ass.
A gagbal to add, I'd probably cum without having my dick touched once.
>>336902074
in the german version she speaks swiss-german
>>336902241
>medium Rex and medium Chance
post themi can't afford any of them the exchange rate and postage makes them like $200 aud
>>336899285
>main white mage in FF XIV
>contribute good damage and keep everyone alive
>play a dps for a change
>90% of healers consistently overheal by 20%+ and never use offensive abilities
>the few who do don't even bother switching to Cleric Stance
I'll commend healers when they learn to fucking play.
>>336901924
Still germanic.
>>336902097
Lucio is my husbando. This game has a lot of good husbandos the t. bh
>your team mate sees the whole enemy team
>he's behind a friendly reinhardt shield
>AWWWW YISSSS
>GIVE THAT MAN THE DAMAGE BEAM
>TIME TO SPAM BROTHER LETS DO THIS
>no hit sounds
>whats he doing
>oh no
>check out general patton over here
>he's died
>again
>and again
>game
>after game
yeah mercy, great time.
>tfw getting play of the game as mercy by shutting down a bunch of ults with her pew pew gun
>>336902454
He's Brazilian though.
>>336899829
but without the cumdumpster the team is just run by faggots that go solo and try to be heroes.
Mercy is made for pushing the team forward and getting to the objective, not for running around like a headless chicken and being all around useless.
>healer thread
>full of faggots
Why im not surprised
>>336902538
I like up beat Brazilians
>>336902365
Not in the original version (english)
If you've gotten a game highlight as mercy post it
>>336902467
>I don't wanna get out of bed to take a picture ;-;do you ever do cam stuff?
i-i wouldn't mind watching you sometime if you do
So hows Roadhogs play style? Gonna be getting into this soon. Hoping he's fun to play with.
>>336902552
Exactly. Without a healer, no one ends up grouped on the objective. With a healslut, whether the team likes it or not, they end up pushing the objective. People wanna play TDM half the time and playing a cumdumpster helps keep those idiots in line.
>>336902576
It's disgusting, right? I want all these fucking faggots out of my class. If they just want to be fucking degenerates that's fine but don't associate something I enjoy with it.
>>336902606
do you really need to see 500 webms of Q being pressed on an objective
>>336902640
Rape.
>>336902576
just ignore us desu
5% of the world population and 5% of every thread
>>336900264
>when you play healer and have to be grouped in with fucking faggots like this
>>336902552
This reminds me of Reinhardts who think they are a pick off class and don't play objective gaming
>>336902390
Please tell me your one of the few people on this site who plays XIV and isn't a faggot. It's been so long since I've seen someone who WASN'T like /xivg/.just tell your healers to go cleric stance and spam Stone. I'm not a retard, so I don't need the guidance, but some are too busy stroking their cocks while fantasizing about getting asspounded by the tank.
>>336900117
>Can't deal with enemies on her own
The pistol does tons of damage.
>>336899285
I always thank the healers
>>336902671
>5% of the world population
keep dreaming
>>336902467
> I'm reeeeaaally into kissing.
I feel you.
Getting spit in the face is also hot anddegrading, which is also hot
HEROES NEVER DIE!
>>336902763
look up the stats bro
fuck in some countries we are pushing up near 15%also most highschools in the west are only 50% straight now
>>336899504
I bet Bliz is recording every time someone votes for themselves and doing some psychoanalytic shit with it and all the hundreds of other metrics.
>>336902715
"Tons of damage" isn't accurate in terms of how much damage in OW do with their weapons/abilities. An equally skilled Mercy has no chance 1v1 against a hero like Tracer/Genji/Reaper who may be hunting for her.
>play as support
>no one votes for me at end of match
Bunch of cunts.
>>336902654
Post or don't respond to me ever again
This is your ONLY warning
Real great thread you got going on here guys.
>>336899408
Fuck up cunt, nobody wants to play a healer rather than actually have fun shooting people.
This game and most other FPS games don't provide incentives for playing the most boring class you can get. You should be thanking the guy that lets you enjoy tanking.
>>336903128
This fucking faggot keeps responding to himself and it's beyond pathetic
>only people who play healers are either females are legit faggots (like this thread just proved)
This is why I only play tanks and DPS. Thanks for reminding me to steer clear of the fag's class and to never commend those degenerates!
>>336902868
JUSTICE R-*dead*
>>336903320
posting face pics is always a bad ideabut body/lewd shots are ok i think
>>336903204
not everyone samefags anon
I dont play these kinds of games a lot so I'm not sure if I'm doing it right.
When I play mercy, I try to stay behind, around the corners where enemies can't see me but it gets really frustrating when my team acts like they're invincible with me healing them and just forward and forces me to follow them if I want to keep healing them. Then they die. Then I die if there's no where to hide or someone else to hook to.
When I play as rein, I end up playing very defensively to the point where all I do is just put up shield and never attack. We win but I'm contributing literally zero damage outside of E potshots. I usually do this on payloads tho, otherwise I go heal or offense.
>>336903372
Yeah, it was just body shots. I've never posted my face online. Outside of Facebook that is. I dunno. Posting pics is something I reserve for private conversations nowadays. It feels more special that way
>>336902662
>Rape
The good kind I hope. The hookshot looks pretty sweet.
>>336903459
true
sharing unique pictures is pretty neat
feels like you bond with someone toodo you still do lewd stuff for people?
>>336902886
>50% straight
i love when faggots push stats like that, you're still a tiny minority. bicurious teenage kids with no sexual experience aren't a part of and don't give a fuck about your poz LGBT squadron
>>336899285
>playing healer
>playing anything other than Lucio
it's like you hate winning and/or fun
tfw killed/wounded the whole team as D.VA when only 5 seconds remained and we were contesting the point
What made it even better was that I realized to make that decision in the heat of battle when I was brawling with Reinhardt and disengaged him with jets rather than continue fighting.
>>336903394
>We win but I'm contributing literally zero damage outside of E potshots.
That's what you're supposed to do though. Capture points and push objectives. Everything else is just self-defense and opportunistic shots.
>>336903628
google it
hiv is dead btwif you take PReP anyway
>Playing as the healslut
>Not playing as P.K. Subban in a Kings uniform
Sure is nice healing and actually being able to do shit.
>>336899285
Mercy a shit
Lucio is better in any wayshe is still best waifu tho
>>336903580
What do you mean do lewd stuff? I erp and take pic requests sometimes, but I'm awful about it because I'm suuuuuper lazy.
>>336903736
yeah i meant pics/vidsoh well maybe i will find another /v/ fap buddy one day
>>336903674
>completely homosexual
>6%
Like i say, tiny minority.
>>336903959we could exchange emails if you'd like! I'm always down to have another qt lewd buddy! Send me yours or a throwaway if you'd like~
>Overwatch thread
>every second post someone pretending to be a cockslut while jacking off to gay erotica
What happened?
I always thank my Zenyatta bros
Never to a Mercy player because all Mercy players I've met are either a dumbass or an attention whore faggot
>>336903963
what about the other 44%
>>336901372
I'm 28, she's perfect for me.
>>336904041
>>336903959
Jesus christ hurry up and pls go.
>>336900558
Dem legs as well
>>336904168
There's way more than just one overwatch thread, anon. This is just the designated faggot one I suppose.
>>336904235
She's 34. But still good. I'm 20 and the age difference makes my dick hard and I don't know exactly why.
>>336904270
Kek.
>>336899829
>>336901676
>the Russian tank girl who's literally a female Heavy
Her kit has 0 similarities with Heavy.
>>336904041[email protected]
maybe we can play some vidya and lewd talk i dunno
>>336901372
Only six years older than me.
>>336904168
>pretending
>>336902192
>not liking delicious brown
Faggot.
The aesthetic problem with real blacks was never their skin but the bone structure.
>>336904592
>brown
he is black
the bone structure is black too
>>336904592
Literally this. The skin color is absolutely divine but facial structure is what gets me. Brown is absolutely top tier. Plus just think of all the cute nicknames you can call them because of their skin color. Top cute
Mercy being such an amazing healslut to play as makes me sad that the game is shit.
>>336904674
I'm not talking about Lucio, dumbfuck. I'm talking about brown people in general because not a single human being has ever been legitimately black.
![BrpwKu4IIAEzAIP[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/k79kSyf.jpg "BrpwKu4IIAEzAIP[1].jpg")
>>336904746
>not a single human being has ever been legitimately black.
>>336902696
I don't want to fuck men, I don't do erp faggotry or avatarfagging and I don't fantasize about about being my tank's cumdumpster.
I can't bother telling people how to do their job because most of them aren't receptive to it and the community has so many fucking babies that calling someone out on being a shitter puts you at risk of just being kicked out of the dungeon. Just a week ago I had some shitter tank in Totorak whine at me because I was dotting several mobs during pulls as a thaumaturge and switching to a high health target during Astral Fire not to overkill shit or have my cast interrupted because the target died and he couldn't keep aggro. Then our healer started crying because healing two targets is too hard. I told him he's a shitter because healing two targets is easy as hit when you aren't even using Cleric Stance and got kicked. That kind of sucks with dps queues being what they are so I've learned to just keep my mouth shut.
>>336905131
>I don't fantasize about about being my tank's cumdumpster.
why bother playing?
>>336905131
>I don't do erp faggotry or avatarfagging
literally why bother playing
its just a trash mmo otherwise
>>336905208
>just a trash mmo otherwise
Literally this. There's no reason to play shitty MMOs unless you're into being a brain-dead vegetable or you want to feel the warmth that is your tank's huge load of cum in your ass.
>>336899285
>hides another fucking waifuwatch thread
>>336899285
Yeah I have actually
I've been a healer before and it sucks, for someone to main one
I'll commend them
>>336905457
>never felt a tanks warmth inside me
i think i should start playing the game tbqh
>>336904963
>melanism
Fair point. Forgot that was a thing.
Then again, if we take genetic abnormalities into account then pic related is totally a white guy.
>>336899975
>Its chess while tf2 is still playing checkers.
Fuck off Antonio.
>>336905709
>tfw you have never felt the glorious pleasure of being held down and cummed inside
>tfw you will never be filled with cum over and over with the sole intent of breeding you
Just end me. I just want to indulge my pregnancy fetish.
>>336899285
ECHS GUYS
I just LITERALLY CAN'T BELIEVE people are eating up this BLIZZTRASH
i'm gonna start a [NEW THREAD] about it *huffs and tuts*
The only thing I don't really like about the game is that most of ults really require no skill to use well.
>>336905902
>being held down and cummed inside
i want dis
>filled with cum over and over
also this
>sole intent of breeding you
not so much
i just want the both the tanks to take turns on methen the dps get to have seconds if they did a good job
>>336906071
>letting the mentally-impaired DPS near your body
No, thanks. I'll stick with the sexy tanks over some dirty elven mages.
I respect not wanting to just be bred. The holding down and filled with cum until my stomach bulges a bit is way more entertaining to me. Especially if they pull my hair or bite my neck. Bonus points for being completely tied down, as well.
>>336901372
She hasn't aged physically for at least 10 years. Same for Mei who is 31. It is canon.
>>336906245
Degenerate.
Why are you console pegs even playing Overwatch?
>>336906245
well the dps only get a turn if they were really goodthey have to wear condoms though
being tied down is nice, i would prefer one of the tanks held me from behind while the other was using me,bonus points for double anal
>>336902253
>G'day, eh?
>itt why you shouldnt play healer
>>336902253
>Swiss dont speak like that. (And they dont want to speak like that)
Depends entirely on which part of Switzerland they're from.
North/northwest Swissers do essentially speak German.
>>336900152
>>336899810
Bullshit, like total fucking bullshit, go fuck yourself kind of bullshit. 9 out of 10 times when I play with randoms nobody picks a support, you have a whole team of reapers, widows and genjis and if you ask them why the fuck nobody picked a support they go "well you play support then xD", which I usually end up doing because otherwise its a fucking waste of time as its a guaranteed defeat. So no, I fucking expect at least a "like"with extra exp for doing this shit or you can fo fuck yourself and have 6 autistic reapers on your team.
>>336906576
Because we have no cheaters while aimbots and wallhacks for pc are already out, not surprising considering soldier and widow come with those features by default
>>336906851
ITT: exactly what you're in for if you player a healer and how to deal with sucking your first dick.
>>336906712
>Hopefully someday you'll be able to be the healslut we all wish we could be.t-thanks anon
>>336899408
could not agree more anon. but people that do their role, and do it well, and sometimes even above and beyond, deserve a pat on the back. and thats what those commendations are.
>>336899285
Yes
>>336899285
I'm making sure to talk shit and embarrass all you idiots that pick healing classes but do a shitty job, dont worry faggot
>>336899504
>Play Roadhog
>Hook every fucker I see into easy kills
>Save my team from bastions all the time
>Sometimes clear the entire enemy team from an objective
>0 commendations
>Meanwhile the fag who killed 1 more dude than me gets all commendations>Get one meek commendation, probably from the healer that kept me alive through the whole thing, who also didn't get any commendations
>Commend healer back
>>336907437
I occasionally get commended for 75% hooks or whatever, but only if some bastion on D didn't go 40-1
Never played tf2 or anything like that and I think all the support classes are really fun, especially Zenyatta and Lucio. But God fucking damn it every God damn time I pop Zenyatta's ult to push a point my whole team just holes up behind cover until it's over, I hate them they're nigh invincible during it
>>336907437
>Enemy Roadhog
>Overtime, we're losing CP
>Roadhog pulls me into the CP
>Cavalry comes after my death resets the Overtimer and we win
>Next round
>Same shit
>Roadhog pulls me into CP
>Enemy Mei puts up a wall right in-front of me
I died laughing. Gave her my commendation.
>your ult is perfectly timed to raise the group and push the objective for a game win
>potg is you getting smashed by a Reinhardt
https://steamcommunity.com/groups/overwatchsfm#announcements
>>336899285
>Do really good in a round obviously outshining the rest of the choices
>Salty as fuck enemy teams votes for shit like Lucio only healing 18% of damage taken
Fuck this stupid system.
>>336904447
she carries her gun like the heavy,thus she is an exact copy.
>>336904447
She carries her gun like Heavy,thus she is an exact copy of him.
>>336908001
Well, hope you guys didn't like the SFM porn.
>>336899285
>overshit
>Mercy
>literaly Sparks from dirty bomb with a worse deseign
>>336908001
blizz is getting mad the porn of their game is getting more attention than the game itself
I'd say you're a faggot for demanding praise for doing your job, but you choose to play healer. You're doing it for free. There is literally nothing worse than people that do charity work solely to get praise from other people for being such a nice person.
If you heal your team and you aren't a worthless cunt it's because you either know how to do it well or because you know your team needs it and you step up to the plate. If you do it and get pissy when you aren't thanked then you're just a faggot that deserves to be mocked.
>>336908720
dafuq is dirty bomb lmao 2bh
>>336899829
Look mom I posted it again.
>>336908810
what if you do a amazing job and get no thanks
do you thank a dps when he does the average dps?
fuck no
thank your healer if they do a good job
>>336908720
more like dirty bum lel
>>336899359
It makes themfeel good
>>336908960
Dude how petty would someone have to be to pick a class and only play it to get thanks from people? I play healer all the fucking time and while a thanks is nice, it's not a damned issue if they don't say thanks. Do you say thanks if the damned dps shoots something, or if the tank blocks? No you go oh they are doing their fucking job. The only time a thanks would be necessary is if they pretty much guarantee themselves trying to save your ass, like if the healer flies into enemy fire to heal you, or the tank rushes across the map to shield you.
Fuck you useless piece of shit. I can heal myself as bastion although to full in mere seconds.
Healers are useless and are wasting space on the fucking team causing us to lose.
>>336909608
*Guarantee their own death trying to save your ass
God damnit I'm tired.
>>336909621
>although to full
bastion players, everyone
>>336900343
No
>>336908720
You have no concept of design if you really think that bro.
>>336909698
egyptian samus a cute! cute!
>>336909684
meant to say all the way, but autocorrected
>>336908720
nah the angel wings are hot
>>336899285
Commending automatically is for the birds. I'll give a commend if she puts in something really special.
>>336910007
Do you know what kind of scores these healers get? They make shit.
>>336902097
AHHHHH YEAH DASSS MAH JAYUUUUM
>Mercy
>TF2 Medic with an even shittier side arm and no Invincibility Ult
>Slow as shit unless you're tethered to someone
>Can revive dead heroes, which is mostly useless as usually only 2 or maybe 3 people will die at the same time
>Lucario
>Can heal everyone around him or make them go Sanic Fast giving you plenty of strategic ability
>Gives everyone useful shields as and ult
>Can wall run
There is literally no reason to ever play Mercy unless you actually enjoy holding M1 for a match like a moron.
>>336910524
Mercy has a damage boost for allies
>>336910660
So does Medic
your point?
>>336910705
What's your point?
>>336899408
>>336899285
Actually, you ought to be commended as a support. If you actually play a support role, then you already are doing something that most people cant be bothered to do. Everyone wants to be out there killing people, but if you vouch to put down your gun and actually heal your allies, thats very commendable in any game. Theres almost never enough healers in any game that has them.
LET'S BREAK IT DOOOWWN
WHY DOES REINHARDT'S Q NEVER FUCKING HIT ANYONE
>>336899926
> Implying i didn't do LAN raids with 12 of my buddies every week sitting around a circular table with me beneath sucking off whoever did the highest DPS while throwing my pally buffs on a laptop.
I miss molten core.
>>336910832
t. healslut that thinks they deserve respect for doing their job
>>336903478
He's got the health to suit his big beautiful body, you tank the objective, pulling people in to fuck them with your scrap gun, drinking guzzoline when you get hurt
I love him, I'm a mercy main but if we need a tank immortan hog is my guy
>usually hate playing healer
>mfw playing Lucio
>>336910524
2-3 people can be enough to change the fight though
>get play of the game and it shows the panicking and letting go of shift instead of holding it
LOL 20 tick LOL
Have fun taking damage behind cover
>>336909885
>bastions are mobile posters
Just fuck off.
>>336909698
armorless phara skin when?
>>336908720
fuck me if the characters dont feel slow as fuck in overwatch compared to dirty bomb.
>>336911206
Unf. That's amazing, anon. I'm sad I'll never to experience sucking off 12 men at once...
>>336908720
>worse design
Nigga that retarded ass haircut this cunt has is fucking cancer you should get some taste
>>336911351
>play of the game
>it's a mercy pressing q episode
;^)
>>336911386
What the fuck is this tick shit I keep seeing posted?
Is it 200 miliseconds before you can respond to anything?
Whatrt the fuck is it
ANSWER
>>336911696
12 hard cocks from /v/ with balls full of cum all aching and ready for you to suck off?
>>336910524
basically
mercy is kyute but lucio is objectively the best support, his aoe healing and speed is 2strong
>>336911386
you cant post here unless you are older than 18
>mfw running around with ult up 80% of the match because i can't fucking finde a good point to get it of
t. Macree main
I liked Lucio, I didn't have to actively heal anyone and he does okay damage
Also knockback kills people off cliffs
>>336911773
It's the rate at which the clients report their status to the server. If the game didn't have agressive prediction you'd basically see people warping around at 20fps. Even Planetside 2, an MMOFPS with hundreds of people fighting at once runs at 60tick.
>>336899285
I always vote for myself but I do it at the end. So you might see these other guys with 4 and you're waiting to see who gets the 5. Boom I vote for myself, It has become extremely obvious to everyone playing that I just voted for myself. Otherwise I don't vote at all unless it was a helpful Zenyatta.
>>336910524
the nigger is pretty terrible and so is his dumb ult
>>336911773
It means that it is updates 20 times per second on the client side, which in result can causes issues. For exemple, on my screen I am behind cover, but on their screen I am still in front of them, so if they shoot me, I take dmg.
Video that explains it better:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHO6Ky-w0UQ
>>336911939
Roll with a Mei and get her to lift you to high ground so you can land clutch ults.
>>336911757
>play of the game
>it's not lucio
not very surprising
I love to see my team mates do well!
A team working together is greater than the sum of its parts!
>almost 70% win rate with Mercy
Happiness!
>Point is at 99%
>enemy takes the point with them at 80% and climbing fast
>manage to break it with the enemy team around 95% but I die and go into Overtime
>enemy's big final push comes in just as Iget near and everyone but the Jet Set Negro and Tracer die
>put up my shield and juke in between the bits of cover on the way as they almost take it back again
>hit a perfect Earthshaker and knock down everyone on the point
>used Charge to get close so I don't have it but I manage to kill one before Tracer Sticky Bomb's the rest
>suddenly turn towards enemy spawn and see Roadhog start his ulti
>Charge just came back
>Charge that motherfucker halfway across the map
>Tracer and Jet Set Negro fully recap and win for us
>I get POTG
>it's from the first ten seconds of the match where I got a "triple kill" by Flame Striking and walking away
Never in my life have I been more sad to get the POTG.
>>336911865
Exactly, anon! I'd even clean the anon's dirty assholes with my tongue while I blew them! I'd have them turn around and spread their cheeks, then shove my face into their hairy and smelly assholes, cleaning it with my tongue, occasionally bringing my face down to take a deep breath of their sweaty and dirty asshole while sucking on his balls. God, I want this so badly...
>>336912098
Certain heroes should be excluded from POTG:
I don't care if Mercy pressed Q and ressed 5 people.
I don't care if Lucio pressed Q and everyone else did all the hard work.
I don't care if Torbjorn's turret killed 3 people.
I don't care if Bastion held LMB.
>>336912102
You're a nasty fucking slut, email me
[email protected]
thread ready for deletion I see
>>336912098
do you think im gonna read all that shit?
go back to le reddit
>>336911773
with overwatch's low tick rate, all the opposing players will see you slightly in the past. it's highly noticeable when you watch the killcams, because often it'll show them killing you in a spot you were in moments before you died on your screen. so for example, you're on low health & you manage to hide around a corner out of sight from any enemies, but then suddenly you die. then you watch the killcam & it'll show you never having turned the corner at all.
>>336904357
This is actually how I feel when I play Mercy. Taking care of 5 clueless retards.
>>336912091
Jesus christ kid, do you know how to have fun?
>>336911865
I'd go around the room edging the boys, getting them close to busting but telling them to hold back. Then I'd open my mouth and tell them all that I hope they have good aim. I'd listen to the cacophony of moans as 12 boys orgasmed, firing hot and sticky stands of cum all over me and into my mouth. Afterwards, I'd be covered in cum and have my mouth full. I'd savor the taste, show off the load, then swallow it. Then I'd do triple anal with three of them, having them stretch me out and having two of them kiss me at once.
>tfw never get a commendation even when I carry the team, which is most of the time
>Dva best waifu
>highest skill ceiling
>casuals calling her shit
Fucking love carrying my team to victory.
>threads always degenerate into healslave lewdness
>hot
>end up talking about taking 37 dicks
>gross
why are you all such sluts
you're killing 13 year old me's dreams of having a faithful healerfu
you should be ashamed of yourselves.
>>336912929
I'm a faithful healerfu... I just like fantasizing about being gangbanged. I'm pretty much constantly ashamed of myself, don't worry
>>336912098
iktf
>be Tracer
>enemy capping point
>teleport over there
>toss sticky nade, kill 2
>chase down the third one with my pistols
>get POTG
>it's me killing 2 fags with my pistols
>>336912929
I'm Mercy main but I'm not "faithful" or a healslut,
Most of the time I have to be the teams mother as no one is working together or has any strategy so I have to babysit lest the match devolve into a clusterfuck.
I hate you all by the way.
>>336912929
>>336913351
Oh, if you meant in-game, I'm the most faithful healslut. I always stick with my tank and only stop healing him if someone walks by with low health. I have to serve my tank above all else! If I don't, then all I am I stupid cumdump~
>>336903478
Remember your hook shots will not always pull your enemies right in front of your gun. Be prepared for that so you don't unload your shotgun into thin air. Fuck my self over way more then I care to admit due to that.
>>336913527
No I'm not. Fuck you. Any competent healer recognizes they have to be the dominant one to keep the team together. You're all my bitches if you want to win.
>>336903190
>>336910832
>muh killing people
If you aren't killing people as Lucio, Mercy, or especially Zen, you're a dumpster tier support and you should uninstall asap.
>>336899975
Isn't TF2 coming out a competitive Ranked mode?
I'm pretty sure it will blow up to CSGO levels of popularity when that happens.
I haven't played TF2 in years, but I will definitely be re-installing it to check it out.
