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Thoughts on Overwatch, /v/?


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Thoughts on Overwatch, /v/?
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>>336868361
Not interested, shill. Go make another million threads.
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>>336868430
Don't you mean... 6 million?
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I literally can't play first person shooters, so I couldn't get into it despite wanting to.

After seeing it's going to be a premium priced game that is going to have gated content and microtransactions atop that initial premium pricetag, I hope it fails, which it might since Blizzard.
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I think the game is kind of fun, if a bit overpriced for the current number of heroes and maps.

The porn and waifus are top notch though.

>>336868542
I thought Blizzard said they would never lock heroes and maps behind dlc / microtransactions. The cosmetics aren't particularly important and they come rolling in at a pretty good pace at the start.
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$79.99 canadian on ps4 store, not a fucking chance
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Bastion needs a legit nerf. HP, damage, turret set up time, something

Right now he's too good
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>>336868542
>game that is going to have gated content and microtransactions
???
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>>336868361
it's fun, more so with friends
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>>336868921
I like how 90% of the time this guy is in the game he gets play of the game.
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>>336868361
Is there even any good overwatch sfm porn?
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>>336868818

>Buying a shooter on console
>As a fucking Canadian
Well there's your fucking problem. Its $50 on battle.net Which is still overpriced as shit
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>>336868361

Another Blizzard game that I won't ever purchase no matter what. Fuck Blizzard and you're enabling the fall of videogames if you support them.
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>>336869064
I think there is like 10 clips that just 2-5 second loops. Retards arent going to find good sfm on pornhub.
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I will never play it but I'll jack to it
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>>336868921
>People who still can't counter a Bastion

Jesus Christ i've never had a issue and never felt too powerful as him either. Stop being fucking terrible Bjorn is far worse in the grand scheme.
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It's fun but I wouldn't pay full price for it
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>>336868542
>gated content and microtransactions
k
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I hope people keep making porn
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>>336869009

SOMETIMES FOR KILLING TWO PEOPLE

Seriously though, fuck bastion.

here's what needs to happen either:
Turret takes longer to set up and leave
Turret does less damage or IS LESS ACCURATE/HAS DROPOFF, because it shoots like a million bullets and they all fucking hit
Self healing severely nerfed.
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>>336869148

Not on pornhub no, there's some solid shit floating around as webms here, and some great stuff on the boorus though.

Its almost all futa
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Why the fuck are people looking up games on Pornhub now, is it some kind of meme?
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>>336868361
>going to pornhub for sfm porn

plebs
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do blizzard games ever go on sale?
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>>336868542
>gated content
Skins?
>microtransactions
Still skins?
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>>336869009

I don't know exactly how POTG is chosen, but could it be because of how much damage he does in such a little time? Sure he might get 2 kills, but maybe he got 2 kills in a period 5x faster than anyone else in the match and so it chooses it based on the damage done in such a short period.
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>>336869437
Idk, but the comments section went from creepy to weird.
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>>336869369

>Turret takes longer
>Can't heal as turret

If you can't break a stationary bastion then you should just quit. I agree that the fact can run around and flank then immediately turret and kill a whole team is bullshit though

Speaking of nerfs, who needs buffs? My votes on Winston
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Thank you for giving me sexy girls for no cost. I will never buy your game though.
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>>336869482

There better be a way to get those skins with out the fucking loot boxes or microtransactions

Majority of skins I've gotten are for heroes I don't play or the ones I do get are just the cheap recolors.
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>good game discussion thread got pushed to archive

>Another fucking Overwatch thread

can't wait for this shit to bomb
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/v/ literally can't stop talking about this game, I can't imagine how much its going to sell in its first week
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>>336869538
Zarya.
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>>336869508

The criteria are weird. I've seen people get it for shutting down a single ult. I've seen a mercy get it for a 3 person revive. And I've seen Bastion get it for just 2 kills.

Then again its a computer program, can't expect it to always know what plays are good based on a simple algorithm. Shame supports are almost never going to get them though. I want to show off the Lucio entrance thing I got
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>>336869653
>good game discussion thread got pushed to archive
>Another fucking Overwatch thread

So the best course of action is to post in an Overwatch thread? Even if it bombs, you'll just see the same shitposting about how bad it is.
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>>336868361
I enjoyed playing the beta but I'm not sure if it had the longevity like tf2 had to hold my interest, especially at the current price.
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>>336869450
>watching sfm porn
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>>336869653

I'm sorry that your weeb fanservice game with no gameplay got pushed off the board anon
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>>336868497
Why make 6 million when can make... 6 thousand?
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>>336869538
d.va

She doesn't need the slowdown when shooting and her shield should give a series of more powerful shots based on the amount of damage they soaked, akin to pinkhairchick.
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>>336869884
>masturbating
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>>336870085
>breathing
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>>336870328
>living
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>>336870406
>existing on any dimensional plain
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>>336868921
>not using Genji and hard countering by deflecting the bullets
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>not posting the stats
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>>336869394
Yeah I noticed that. Widowmaker futa is pretty popular.


Anyways I liked the beta but I can't see myself getting the game at launch due to how little content there appears to be. 3 game modes isn't going to cut it for the price they are selling it for.
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>>336869457
They usually have a Christmas sale, but that's about it.
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>>336868921
All these open beta babies constantly crying about Bastion.

Fucking git gud.
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>>336870651

How would they even know that
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>>336868361
The gameplay is shallow as hell, especially with how fucking slow it is.
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>>336870572
>3rd most popular character searched is mercy
people love their heal sluts
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>>336870572
>futa in top 3
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>>336870714
Accounts with filled in profiles?
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>>336870725
Of course the gooks would be the top for Overwatch, the damn game looks like one of their shitty Nexon FPS clones.
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>>336870725

What the fuck, Belarus?
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>>336870651
Wait how do they know that.
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>>336868497
You know the rules.
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>>336869650
After level 20 you start raking in gold coins a lot faster. Then you can just buy the ones you want.
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>>336870784

That makes sense but the fact that people would actually fill that stuff out feels weird to me

>>336870725
>Belarus
what the fuck
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>>336868361
All the F2P cancer needs to go. Can't wait to hide behind the paywall and all these 'MUH JUS HAVIN FUN LOLOLO. SURE LOVE LOSIN' HAHA' casual garbage leave.
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>>336870784
>there are people that make accounts on porn sites
>there are people that post their gaming habits and preferences on porn site accounts
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mei is adorable and i love her but she needs a nerf bad

shorten the range on the freeze gun, make it so enemy players can shoot her when she's in ice form, something

she's just too damn powerful
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>>336870714
>>336870825
Read the bottom of the picture
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>>336870725
>chile

haha what the fuck, my country is always in the weirdest fucking lists
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>>336870064
Her hitboxes need to be fixed too. She does not have enough health for how big she is and how easy it is to get headshots on her. She melts compared to the other tanks.
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>>336869482
>he thinks he wont have to buy new heroes when they come out

lol
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>>336871038
>being so insecure about your hobbies that you don't tell everybody all the time everywhere
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>>336870725
Of all the latin american countries, Chile had to be the most fucked up.

Where should I move, anon?
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>>336871000
this tbqh

also no hat trading garbage (right?)
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Why are tracer players so worthless?
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I've been fapping to this game on rule34hentai for months but I've never played it and don't really care to
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>>336870725
Why aren't South Koreans interested in Korean characters? Are there a lot of western immigrants in SK?
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As a F2P game it's fun for a few hours.
Nothing about it is worth paying anything for.
I can already see the typical retail server being a neckbeard futa rp circlejerk.
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>>336871343
D.va came out later than Tracer, Mercy, and Widowmaker so there's less porn of her
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>>336871149

Already confirmed maps and heroes will be free

10/10 m8 shitposting about a game you know nothing about just what I expect from /v/
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>>336870725
I don't understand why Belarus is 2nd
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>>336871395
>blizzard has NEVER gone back on their word!!

stay delusional blizzcuck
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>>336871561

>Buzzwords

thanks for clarifying you're a troll
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What exactly is Overwatch? A team-based FPS like Team Fortress 2 or some kind of MOBA-FPS hybrid?
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>>336871697

It's pretty much like TF2. It reminds me so much of it. The only MOBA element are the fact that the Heroes have abilities and an ultimate
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>>336871697
A DARING COMBINATION OF RULE34 AND SHILLING
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>>336869081
$50 bucks? I got it for $40 after I tried the beta
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>>336871697
Literally just TF2. Anyone who says otherwise is a shill.
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>>336871697
It's kind of like wolfenstein 3d - you try not to get shot
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>>336871697
it's not a moba
it was never a moba

fuck off with this
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>>336871220
move to chile because that's where you belong
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>>336871697
take TF2 in its current state with all of the sub-classes and shit and streamline it so that there's essentially a new class for every TF2 sub-class

and then take each sub-classes most recognizable abilities and put them on cooldown timers

basically it's TF2 but the dev team actually cares somewhat about the quality of their product
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>>336872162
augusto pinochet did nothing wrong
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>>336868361
Who even watches porn on those sites? I can't be the only one who thinks 99% porn is disgusting and awkward, and the rest can't be found on there.
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Extra Thick!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRoSSwM2c7E
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Bastion is fucking stupid. Only edgelords play as Reaper. Widowmaker is best. Every team needs a Mercy.
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>>336868361
It just boosted to 2000% after that article got published.
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>>336870725
Why on earth is Belarus so into this?
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>>336872372
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I think ults as a mechanic are cancer and I think Pharah is best
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>>336870725
>Belarus
They're all jacking it to Zarya, aren't they?
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>all these people whining about bastion
>they haven't played against mei

You don't know bullshit
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>>336873081
Both Bastion and Mei are easy to counter. Lucio's speed boost helps most characters get out of her range
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>be fairy tall character
>see a mei
>literal chibi dwarf thing

CUTE
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>>336873081
i have played against mei, and I think she is the pyro of overwatch. People complain about her, but those people don't know that backpetaling is an option.
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>>336868361
Is this why people play video games? Why not cut out the middle man and just have blizzard make porn?
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>>336870465
>
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>>336869084
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>>336873275
Except for the part where the slow makes you move slower than her so you can't actually ever run away from her once she's tagged you?
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>>336869893
>fan service game with no content
Overwatch?
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Why are you Korea? Why do you eat cat?
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>>336870697
>>336869173
>p-please don't nerf my broken character
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>>336873482
Mei is a hunting BEAST. She tracks down her prey and them eats them up.
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>>336873482
The point is to not get close to her in the first place
Like the pyro, getting close for even a moment sets you on fire, which takes off 60 hp in afterburn damage, which is a lot.
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>>336870697

My issue isn't really Bastion, but rather some map designs that give him a huge advantage. There are a few maps that are required for you to enter a chokepoint which is frustrating as hell.
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>>336868361
Oh Jesus
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Is it true that you fap to video games characters for the sole reason of brutalizing progressive women and to further alienate people from the fanbase, /v/?
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>>336874486
Or maybe people just want to fap, eh?
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>>336870725
>Belarus
>Russia
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>>336871697
Take tf2 and up the casualization level from 'high' to 'astronomical'

And then add super moves that kill the entire enemy team at the push of a button.
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>>336868361
>3 neckbeards made an overwatch search a while back
>Game releases, now 20 searches

WOW 800% BOOST AMAZING PHENOMENON OF A GENERATION
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>>336868361

Memegame
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extremely accessible casual shit with 20 tick rate and is being shoved with the term "moba" for how it presents itself

no thank you
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This and the korea searches for overwatch porn has the be the most made up marketing bullshit I've ever seen
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>>336874486
i just want to fap anon. Some of that brutal shit from studiofow gets really ridiculous I will agree though.
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>>336874634
if you knew anything about the internet, you would know that there was a shitton of overwatch porn made even before beta. it's not just a few people.
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>>336874839
>Overwatch is the internet

At least try to hide your casual, son
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>Get to level 8 having some fun shitstomping newbs
>Suddenly all my games have people level 20+ who adhere to a boring meta
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>>336874486
First off, this person needs to work on their sentence structure.
Secondly, porn is always going to exist for anything even remotely popular. It couldn't be avoided if we tried.
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Unlimited ammo is a fundamental problem that will never be changed.
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>>336871561
I feel like this is just a prescripted chain of posts that appear in every Overwatch thread
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>>336875201
>have fun destroying people who are just learning the game
>get real mad and make excuses when suddenly I get matched with better players
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>>336870725
U.S. BTFO
U.S. BTFO
U.S. BTFO
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>>336875378
Getting matched with better players wasn't the problem. It's that the game devolves into a very boring meta of a small pool of heroes each match.

I went from never seeing Mei, to seeing 2 of her in every round.
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>>336875535
Can't forget the widowmakers that can spot your head from 60 miles away
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>>336875378
If you're 1 experience point below me, you're a fucking casual scrub and you need to get good. If you're 1 experience point above me, you're a no-life faggot that wastes every hour of the day playing the game.
This has been around for years, come on anon.
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>>336872372
>I can't be the only one who thinks 99% porn is disgusting and awkward
Back to tubmlr
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>>336875378
>have fun playing with players of equal skill
>get DESTROYED by players that can predict head shots
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>>336875609
>Play Zenyatta
>Widow can instant kill you every time with a bodyshot that charges in half a second

I must use this suffering to obtain enlightenment.
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>>336868921
This.
Usually I dont complain about characters, but Bastion is too broken.
Every fucking match I go one or two faggots pick Bastion, transforms into turrets while someone with Rein uses a shield.
Yes, there are ways to counter this but unless you are playing with friends and everyone knows what to do, you are pretty much fucked.
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>>336875765
>Play Zenyatta
>Entire enemy team instantly becomes aware of your presence and slaughters you
Truly the path of enlightenment is a treacherous one
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>>336870725
>South Korea
Isn't porn banned in SK?
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>>336870725
didn't Belarus top the MLP searches worldwide too? what the fuck is with that place?
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>>336876186

>play zenyatta
>tell my team my ultimate is ready
>about to charge with reinhardt
>we both charge in
>everyone else on my team stays at the back and doesn't advance

Every fucking time.
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>>336876213
Yeah
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>>336876409
I swear Zens ult is like a repellent for your entire team
>What's that I get healed so quickly that I might as well be invincible? Well I mean I'm not ACTUALLY invincible so I'll just wait back here
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>>336870725
>Belarus
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>>336876654
>Well I mean I'm not ACTUALLY invincible so I'll just wait back here
Fuck everything

>Attack as Lucio
>Capturing the point and pushing payload all by myself
>Turn around
>See blue silhouettes all over the place near spawn which often turn grey every now and then
Just fucking do something you plebs
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>Next-to-no content, even TF2 has more gametypes
>Characters that break the balance entirely, including Bastion and Widowmaker
>Matchmaking is completely fucked at the moment
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>>336877830
>Widowmaker

Get a Reinhardt or Dva, Widowmakers won't be a problem anymore.
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>>336877957
That does work, but that instant charge just from scoping out and back in is also ridiculous
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>>336870725
B
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>>336868361
Fun game, more fun with friends.

Balance seems pretty good for the most part, but everyone seems to have one or two heroes that they think is the most broken. For most people, it's Bastion, though just about any Offense hero can wreck his shit if they get around him.

For me, the broken hero is Roadhog. He one-shots squishier heroes, can take a ton of damage, and can heal himself for a ton of health fairly often. Only bad Roadhogs with no healer support seem to ever die. I'm sure other people would disagree and have some viable strategy for killing him.

The only major issue I see with the game is longevity. I just played for about 2 hours with some friends and had a great time, but will that continue for more than a couple weeks before someone gets distracted by some other game? I don't see any reason why not.
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I THINK OVERWATCH IS THE NEXT BIG THING, DEFINITELY BETTER THAN TF2. I'M EAGER TO SEE HOW IT DOES AS AN ESPORT; ALSO THE EFFECT OF PEOPLE GETTING ADDICTED TO IT LIKE BLIZZARD IS KNOWN FOR
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>>336878403
tbqh family
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They need more game modes and better maps.
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>>336878296
>Roadhog
he is powerful, but not overpowered. I think one of the most powerful would be Lucio. Why even play Mercy, unless you plan on clutching a KotH match
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Another bland game glittered up with waifu butts.
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Reaper and Tracer are surprisingly great to play as once you learn their tricks.
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>>336878403
EXACTLY THIS, MY FELLOW VIDEOGAME MASSES

ALSO, ARENT THE GIRLS HOT AND SEXY, WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO WATCH THEIR PORN
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>>336870651
Does anyone think it's fucking scary that google knows what games you play, and what porn you watch, where you live, and where you go?
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>>336878684
this, lucio is too good as a support. the only support that does a better jobbthan him is symettra defending on the temple of anubis. Otherwise pick Lucio.
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>>336878873
I THINK MOST OF THEM ARE GORGEOUS, WISH REAL WOMEN WERE MORE LIKE THEM

VR SEX HERE I CUM
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Any samples?
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How simplified the characters are and how quick the matches go I can't believe this game isn't F2P. They even have a shitty crate system to keep the revenue up as they balance the game and add new maps, modes, and characters.
Even if it was 5-15$ it would be fine.
I have a feeling that after launch the number of active players is going to fall off quickly.
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>>336878894
I think it feels safe.
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>>336876143
games like this shouldn't be balanced around groups of randoms though, that's what has ruined so many other games, and they want this to be competitive
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>>336878894
Even microsoft was releasing statistics about how many people are listening to music, browsing on edge, playing Xbox Win 10 games

Fucking google creeps me the fuck out, i took a trip, and checked my google location history afterwards

it pops up literally fucking everywhere of note i visited and when, my photos are automatically sorted by when, where, what landmarks and who's in them
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>>336874486
>This "the world is out to get me" thinking
People just want to get off.
Overwatch porn is taking off like it is because the character designs are attractive, the models are good and it's a fucking Blizzard game.
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>>336878684
I played a game as Mercy when 3 of my team members were playing sniper characters. I was constantly flying back and forth, healing them to full and moving onto the next target. Mercy is more of a defensive hero, Lucio is always the one you want when you're on offense.
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>>336870752
This bothered me a lot really
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>>336879172
That artist draws the same fucking pose and face.
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>>336879172
Really should've been anal.
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>>336879290
And the face looks like shit
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>>336879172
those arms are disgusting
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Is McCree the strongest offense hero?
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>its a bastion + torbjorn on the defenders team episode

literally hell, i know you can push through them but expecting this from a pub is just to much, one of them has his faggot ult up seems like all the time. I can sticky bomb one of them but my teams just cant seem to push past this combo.

How do you deal with this? i am seeing this combo every fucking game even on offense.
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it's not a solo bastion that's the problem it's a bastion protected by a team that's half decent that's cancer trying to rush hanamura 1st gate or temple of anubis with an organized team is just cancer in quickplay
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>>336879479
Gather autistic friends who are competitive but can control the rage. It really helps in the long run.
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>all these hot as fuck girls
>game is first-person instead of third-person
Fuck you western devs and your obsession with playing as a camera
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>>336871697
If it had any semblance of team play and balance I would say TF2.

It's an FPS moba for sure.
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how do i beat a bastion tugged in a corner near his spawn point where the payload is supposed to reach?
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>>336879670

But if it was third-person no one would play the game properly.
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>>336879798
It would be harder to maintain focus but it would be worth it.
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>>336879460
if played properly, id say solider 76 is strongest in pubs
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>>336879670
>sacrificing game play to look at your own ass
just look at your teammates ass.
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>>336879460
At close range, absolutely.
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>>336879726
if his team is retarded, genji will usually reck his shit if it's a half organized bastion being protected by a rhein and mercy and you're playing in a pub near impossible
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>Junebug Dva skin
Hot diggity dog
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>>336879670
>posting some poo in the loo

mercy is and always will be the patrician waifu choice
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>>336879985
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>$70 AUD for the normal edition
>no ranked mode at launch
>only 4 different match types
>skins and other cosmetic options need to be unlocked
>already getting boring after a few days
No thanks
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I'd actually argue u have to be more organized in overwatch than in tf2, sure the skill ceiling is higher in tf2 but you have numbers to compensate for in pubs in that game. in overwatch people just repeatedly run off and get picked off thinking they can solo the entire enemy team. while in tf2 a half decent player can do well on his own with almost any class
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>>336879985
2D poo is like any 2D brown. It's great but we all know it sucks in real life.
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>>336879952
Tfw this is the only reason why i play Genji.

His green phase arm thingies when reflecting is so fucking cool to look at especially when doing it yourself.
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>never really played zenyatta before open beta
>now can't stop headshotting people
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The only thing I hate about this game is going to be you faggots trying to meta the game.

I've already been in a few groups that will talk about counter characters and best pathing options for characters and when to save abilities for specific characters.

Team based games always cause this huge rift of animosity towards more casual and newer players, and not having a server menu is going to make it that much worse. Thankfully it isn't free and won't attract as many cancerous players as it could have.
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>>336880252
He's a pretty top tier character in the right hands, he can even deflect hanzo's dragon faggotry
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>>336880483
this, there will be optimal builds and characters for each map and you will get shit on for not picking them just like any moba. Back to CS for me
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>>336880483
>I've already been in a few groups that will talk about counter characters and best pathing options for characters and when to save abilities for specific characters.
That's how you're supposed to play the game though.
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>>336871040
>she's just too damn powerful
most everyone is. stop complaining. learn to aim better and take them down before they get a bead on you.
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>>336880113
>$70 AUD for the normal edition
>lol straya, it's like 40 welfare bux
>skins and other cosmetic options need to be unlocked
so do most other games
>only 4 different match types
it just released calm your adhd
>already getting boring after a few days
well you can always go back to tf2
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>>336880483
>why are these faggots playing a team game to find team synergy

t. retard CoD babby
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They're going to introduce new characters that will cost shekels. Blizzard is selling an F2P game with a price tag.
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>>336880696
>>336880696
>>336880696

Most modern "gamers" have no clue when it comes to even the most basic of tactics and strategies.

>>336880483

You must be one of those faggots that can only play a certain character because you suck at all the others. You never witch as needed, you lose a lot and you usually die alone. Uninstall.
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>>336880886
>They're going to introduce new characters that will cost shekels.

Source?
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>>336880483
>only knows how to play soldier 76
at least infinite warfare is coming up right?
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>>336880984
My intuition after seeing how Blizzard and Activision and other publishers operate these days. The big thing is to make a game you can milk over the span of years. Of course they're not going to outright say it but it's industry standard now.
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>>336881059
>My intuition

Oh so nothing substantial then?

http://www.usgamer.net/articles/overwatchs-future-heroes-and-maps-will-remain-free

Checkmate faggot
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>>336880696
>>336880874
It's great for teams of six. It's awful for pugs and there isn't a ranked mode. You might queue into anything. Six bastions, six Gengis, Six D.VA on defense.

The game will never be play who you want to play because you think they are fun. You will always end up playing who is good for the situation or end up risking loss.
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>>336868542
>After seeing it's going to be a premium priced game
But 40 is less than usually, how is that premium priced
I think it's still too much though
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>>336881216
Because /v/ is full of Dotards and anything more than $0 is too much for their Peruvian asses
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>its another /v/ kiddies cant pay up 40 shekels because itll break their bank episode
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>>336879670
This.

I wanted a third person option.

10 to look at Widowmaker's ass

and 20 becasue it gives me more spatial awareness.
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>>336881128
I love that article. The dev comes out and says it's all going to be free and everyone remains sceptical because we've all been burned so many times now. I'm surprised Blizzard is going the non-good goy route considering how they've treated WoW and their other series.

>>336881436
Like stated, people are sick of paid F2P games. It's not the $40 price that's the issue. It's the idea of selling additional characters to us for money. Apparently the devs aren't doing that there. But I understand why people would be sceptical.
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>>336868542
>premium priced game
if 40 bucks is premium priced for you you I don't think you should be wasting time playing games desu, it's not even about "hur dur you should be wiser with ur cash" if u can't afford to waste 40 bux somethings very wrong
60 dollars and up is what is considered premium priced anyways also
>gated content
http://www.usgamer.net/articles/overwatchs-future-heroes-and-maps-will-remain-free
though I wouldnt put it past them to sell boxes though
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>>336871184

Oh look /v/, a feminist.
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>>336881521
People assume third-person automatically means shittier gameplay but it's fucking bullshit. Third-person has additional elements FPS games lack. And you also get to SEE the characters you play as creating a bigger appeal for skins and such.
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>>336879952
but, nerf!

LOL

these people seriously complain about Bastion or any other character. Love this game. Never have I felt like it was an unfair match.
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>>336868361
Liked it a lot at first but now getting bored.. What's supposed to keep me playing?
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>>336868361

The only Overwatch porn I care of is of Roadhog and the gorilla.
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I don't get it /v/. I'm playing this game and no matter what Hero I pick, I end up with 15-20 kill streaks, and 40+ kills at the end. D.VA here is so OP for me I just walk around shooting and kill everything.

I'm playing with absolute shitters I think. Do you get to play with better players as you level up?
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>>336880509
I'm fucking crying
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>>336881521
>and 20 becasue it gives me more spatial awareness.
Well yeah, shit's OP
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>>336881707
dominated the first 12 ish games i played, now im in the skill level where widows dont miss and every team has a bastion rein combo
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>>336881632
it can get pretty gay at times though, especially in a pub with cod 13y/o's running around
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>>336881521
There should def be a "casual" 3rd person mode. I understand forcing first person in competitive, but damn, have you seen Widowmaker strafe while aiming down sights. Hnnnnng
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>>336881650
the thing that keeps me playing is that I feel like a bad ass playing it.

haven't felt like that in a game in a while.
though it is the same mode over and over agin. hopefully they add more later. It needs it now though.

the 3 they have now (really 2) are way too similar.
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It's honestly pretty damn balanced considering it's in beta or at best early release (if you assume no balance changes for release).

It's fun, the characters are all interesting, doesn't have the bullshit drops/weapons upgrades of TF2.
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>>336881869
Good, looking forward to it. The people I'm playing against now are braindead.
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>>336876143
He's countered by:
Reinhart, mcgree, fat man of many hooks, ninja reflecto, not-techies, any sniper, and rocket egyptian.
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>>336881715
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IVquMhCta8
I think it's a bug though
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>>336881869
Bastion, Rein, Mercy combo ontop of a payload is absolute bullshit.

But without rein, buddy program with D Va and kill all Bastions no problem.
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>>336881436
I'd pay, like, $30 but $40 feels a bit much. Don't know why I feel that way but I do. Doesn't help that all my friends play on console so I'd be paying $60 to play with them and fuck playing with pugs.
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>>336868361
nigga
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>>336881893
The only thing I feel they should change or at least limit in some game modes, are the ability to all pick the same character. I've never gone up against that yet (only level 8) but that seems nuts.
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>>336870725
what is a Belarus?
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>>336882163
Meh, Bastion on a payload is easy pickings with someone like Junkrat. Pick a good vantage point and go ham.
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>>336882081
How seriously competitive is the nature of the game compared to tf2? I've watched some videos of the gameplay but there's so much shit flying around the screen that I have no idea what's going on. Way back when I played tf2 I enjoyed being able to pick any class I felt like usually and still contribute to the team. Is it basically encouraged not to stick with one class and change multiple times in a game if needed?
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>>336882150
Nah, Hanzo shoots an arrow that turns into the spirit dragon and the arrow is what Genji reflects so it counts.
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>>336882184
people who say bastion is easy to counter havent seen one protecting a payload with a double or triple rheinwall that shit is just cheese, only really counterable with ults
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>>336882150
I don't think it is, it returns all projectiles. You actually have to deflect the arrows themselves before they turn into a the dragon. It's not that difficult to not launch your ult when your face to face with a fucking Genji, any Hanzo that this happens to deserves it.
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This game is already boring.

The gunplay is so unbalanced that it has become "play passively until you can press Q to win" the game.
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I'm actually surprised at how balanced it is considering the lineup. Everything seems to have a check and balance.

Does anyone know if these are the only game modes though? Seems like it will get boring after a while.
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>>336882163
a single Bastion sure, but throw a reinhart bumper on it and a mercy to heal/buff... good luck getting through that unless you get off a surprise aoe ult.
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>>336880509
i really hate when that happens
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>>336882379
>>336882421
Balanced or unbalanced, it's still boring
what can we do
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>>336882317
>encouraged not to stick with one class and change multiple times in a game if needed?
its vital and highly recommended that you switch as the situation calls for it
>How seriously competitive is the nature of the game compared to tf2?
I would seriously argue that overwatch is far more punishing when it comes to teamwork than tf2 even though tf2 has the higher skill ceiling
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Shallow bland game designed for casuals

Little to no feedback for hits, this is basic FPS design I have no idea how this got past early playtesting

Movement system is boring and slow, no matter who you are a huge amount of time is just spent slowly walking waiting for your movement ability to recharge or just slowly walking with no ability.

None of the movement abilities really build up any sort of momentum or anything, not fun at all.

Actual characters/classes sometimes literally just have one weapon and only like 2 or 3 usable abilities sometimes, is this a joke?

Weapons overall super floaty and don't' feel good to shoot at all

The whole game design is based on keeping casuals playing, which is why they have no real scoreboard because they don't want people to see how bad their doing. You see this reflected in the other parts of the design too.

The game lacks any complex systems that require learning and the only thing that requires learning is knowing good times to use your heros literal 1 or 2 abilities (real tough to figure out)

There is zero real depth and I have no idea how this is going to last, other then rabid blizzard fanboys I guess. The only people I can see who think this is good are people who don't really play shooters.

Try dirty bomb, planetside 2, tribes, or basically any other shooter that is actually made by experienced people for someone other then 12 year olds and people with the mind of 12 year olds.

Lawbreakers looks like it might be fine
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>>336873256
>playing the dwarf
>camera is just at the right height to look at Mercy's ass
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>>336882184
It's the worst fucking thing imaginable.
If your pub actually has the common sense to counter pick(Only happened once and I'm level 30.) it's still fucking awful. It just becomes you and your team constantly switching to classes you don't want to play just to stop the enemy team from kicking your shit in.
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>>336882525
Cool, thanks. I don't know how apt it is to compare it to tf2 but it's probably the only other team based fps I have experience in and that was years ago.
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>>336869936
6 million is more than 6 thousand, numbnuts.
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>>336882558

This.

I play Smite, and I make damn sure to try out a new God in practice mode to understand its abilities before I go out and play against real people.

With this game, I can play a completely new hero and know exactly what they do and how they can be used by the time I've walked from spawn to the first objective. There is so little game knowledge required to do well for this that there's nothing interesting going on.
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>>336879952
>pick Genji to kill a Bastion
>last push, gotta kill Bastion now or we lose the game (teammates won't do anything)
>start deflecting his shit
>don't kill him in time because the Bastion is so extremely shit he starts missing everything
What the fuck
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>>336882558
>tribes
Too soon.
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>>336881893
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>>336869369
>>336868921
He needs to have his rotation buff reverted back to being only a cone. Assassains can't do their job to sneak in and break the little critical hit gem on his back because all he has to do is turn 180 degrees and mow them down.
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It is literally TF2 with more characters. Literally. Anyone who says otherwise is a fucking liar. It's fun as shit though. If it were a $20 game? I'd definitely buy it. $40? TF2 is free.
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I can't stand people who choose the same character map after map after map after map. For some reason it's always a Hanzo.
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>>336883087
>dash into Bastion while he's shooting
>put on counter
>I spooked him so bad he flung his mouse and started shooting the roof
>counter runs out and he kills me

>>336883148
I tried this but none of the other Torbjorns on my team were good enough for Defense.
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>>336870725

>tfw I'm of Ukrainian heritage.

Seems legit. But where the fuck is the USA? I would think for sure that it would be on this list.

I guess all the burgers are getting their Overwatch porn from the futa SFM threads on /gif/,
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>>336882503
needs more game modes.
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>>336883198
>TF2 is free

True, but we all saw what happened to that game when it went f2p.
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>>336882558
>I'm a hurrdcore gamer: The post
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>>336868361
Im more surprised at the amount of goobers looking for r34 on pornhub.
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>>336883198
Tf 2 has more complexity and depth and is generally better designed
>>336883390
not an argument blizzboy
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>playing Genji
>got hooked by Roadkill and behind enemy lines
>Roadkill is chasing me down, dash is on cooldown, nowhere to go
>pop my ultimate to try and kill him
>realize that Mercy is healing him
>he starts drinking his shit to recover health
>the healing actually outheals my ultimate's hits and he's on full health when my ultimate ends
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>>336881632
Because if the bastion isn't brain dead, he'll just stop shooting at you until the reflect goes on cd.
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>>336883198
>It is literally TF2 with more characters.
>more characters

you are intentionally ignoring the load out combinations in tf2, because it has FAR more than 20 load outs
not to mention that characters having absolutely no variance will kill this game faster than any competing games
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Why is Tracer the postergirl for this? I've only seen her been used once
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>Bastion shitters are so bad they don't even learn after the third time after facing Genji

LOL please uninstall
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>>336883630
because they literaly ONLY play bastion, and don't even know how genji is killing them
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>>336882558
>The only people I can see who think this is good are people who don't really play shooters.

or people that want a fast paced pick up and play shooter that isn't CoD or CS or every other FPS that MUST be a military shooter.

I mean they even fucked up Battlefront.

Overwatch has that arcadey feel just right. Its something the market is desperately missing. (like Battlefront. Fucking EA man)
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>>336883551
Or maybe he's comparing it to Vanilla TF2
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>>336883462
>liking Drake
>calling ANYONE a goober
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>>336870859
Wait, I don't remember that quote.
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>>336883721
nigger, vanilla tf2 still had weapon variety, which STILL has more than 20 loadouts
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Are people really this retarded? Why would you search for overwatch on a site for real life porn???
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This game is fucking trash. I'm refunding this shit now.
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>>336879884
Those legs look kinda weird shaped.
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>>336868361
I'm not big into fps's even though I play a lot of them. Overwatch is fun though...it's something I can sit down alone or with friends and just have fun... don't have to worry about my k/d or nerds raging. Just hop in and play some games for a little bit.

The game runs incredible and seems pretty well balanced...probably one of the most polished games I've played in awhile.
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>>336883818
Normies, dude. Pornhub is the most mainstream porn site. So when some dudebro see's tracer and goe's "any porn of her?" they go to the only place they know.
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>Looking up SFM or any r34 material on pornhub

You frankly couldn't be more of a normie if you even tried.
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>>336883869
H O R S E L E G S
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>>336883670
In my examples I didn't name CoD or CS
There are tons of often free to play games that are way better
the new UT is another one I forgot but overwatch just totally fails by every measure

Overwatch also is pretty fucking slow paced compared to my other examples

Shooters exist other than cod/cs and they are pretty fucking great and shit all over overwatch, which has literally no depth and fails BASIC FPS DESIGN stuff
It doesn't get that "arcadey feel just right" it doesn't get it at all. All the weapons feel like shit and there is no good feedback for getting hits.


>>336883908
Blizz fanboys jesus christ

>it is poorly designed and has no depth so it's fun to relax too!

Good games have stuff you can do absent minded or seriously

if a game doesn't hold up to serious playing that just means it is bad
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>>336879460
in 1v1 you're nearly guaranteed dead
in 2v1 you're only dead if he can aim his fan the hammer well but one of you will die.
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>>336883908
>don't have to worry about my k/d
This is the only thing I miss though.

I love competing with my friends to see who got the most kills. at least I still have kill streaks and eliminations to brag about.
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>still no good Mercy SFM r34
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>>336883787
What the fuck are you talking about, Vanilla tf2 had literally no different loadouts as they hadn't implemented different weapons until Medic got them first
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>>336883738
I dont like drake. I just think that picture is funny. You got me on goober, though I was using it ironcally.
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>shitty maps, endless fucking chokepoints
>press Q to feel good about yourself
>play of the game 9/10 times is shit
>90% of the map is wasted space cause it literally always comes down to a meat grinder at defense spawn


think im gonna pass for now
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>>336883952
>>336883936
It's probably because if you google 'Overwatch porn' the first result is the overwatch search on Pornhub.
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>>336874486

why do people overanalize masturbation? I just want to jack off to beautiful girls
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>>336868361
>>336868361
>>336868361
>>336868361
>>
>implying game is casual as shit
>implying game is press q to win
>people still don't realize that Overwatch is a 'stupidly easy to learn, difficult to master' sort of game

Stay mad that this will kill TF2/Battleborn/etc.
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>>336883198
>implying
Overwatch was made for casuals who can't even grasp basic differences in design philosophies between games, much less advanced mechanics.
For fuck's sake, not everyone in TF2 has an ult, much less one that you retain on death.
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>>336884114
>>336884114
>>336884114
>>336884114
>>
We'll shiet
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>>336868361
>5 black characters and a character that was made for SJW pandering
No thanks.
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>>336884029
how far back are you calling "vanilla" tf2?
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>watch that Hanzo frag montage
>also want to become 1337 pr0
>miss every other shot
Fuck me I have practicing to do
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it's not really a first person shooter, it's just rock paper scissors but occasionally rock gets an overpowered special move and beats paper and vice-versa
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>>336884184
The way it was when it launched. That's what people refer to when they say Vanilla TF2.
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>>336884001
>the new UT
is that finally finished?

I'm not heavy on playing FPS on PC as the KBAM setup is weird for me. (in b4 you don't play them properly or whatever) I do well enough with an xbox controller.

If the community is big on UT I'll probably check it out. thanks. Though the last one I played (the one that was prte to PS3) was not very good.


>All the weapons feel like shit and there is no good feedback for getting hits.
I haven't experienced this. but I'm on PS4 and it has rumble.
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>>336884001
>serious playing
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>>336884135
This post reeks of damage control.
>IT'S JUST A BETA!!
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>>336884353
You aren't going to enjoy playing UT with a controller

Stick to over watch it's nicer there and skills doesn't really matter so you won't get screwed for being literally retarded and using a gamepad
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>go on /v/
>hear nothing but how Bastion always gets POTG
>I've literally seen like 2 POTG for Bastions since I started

Either I'm getting matched with retards, or you are.
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>>336884065
>>90% of the map is wasted space
lol

I swear there has to be extra game modes coming that will utilize that space.

the escort and defend stuff takes up hardly any space at all.
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>>336884353
the new UT has ~300 players at any one time, which is enough to get into a match at your skill level in each game mode
a lot of it (UI, sounds, etc) are still placeholders. the maps vary between placeholders and proper art.
despite that, it's a really fun game, very playable, arguably the best UT yet and certainly better than overwatch or battleborn or DOOM
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>>336884459
I played UT and Quake with a controller. It was fine.

I'm not a stickler for being "the best". If the game is fun and I get some good matches, then I'm good.
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>>336884001
>if a game doesn't hold up to serious playing that just means it is bad

Look as this tryhard faggot, he can't have fun unless it's muh ultimate esports.
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>>336884534
you have peaked my interest. I'll download that once the beta ends. Thanks anon.
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Why the fuck is there 3 turret characters. This shit is not fun to play against.
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>>336884753
this game doesn't have a skill ceiling, the game is a fucking skill crawlspace
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>>336884815
It's piqued, honestly just thought you should know
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>>336884894
lol

thanks. I always thought it meant that interest levels were peaked at its highest point.

Been saying it wrong all this time and no one corrected me. haha.
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>>336884753
>>336884419
more blizz fanboys

Well designed games should function well for people who just want to relax an play casually, or for people who actually study the systems and invest time into understanding it. Having a high skill ceiling.

When your skill ceiling is 1 foot high like over watch it's just not fun.

There is a spectrum between casual mode and hardcore, and the fun (even playing casually) is gradually doing better and getting a better grasp on the game. In overwatch that will take like a day and you wont really have anything to develop and just keep repeating the same thing over and over again. But when the skill ceiling is high your skills continually increase and have to be maintained and it's super satisfying. Gimping everyone to make them unable to do anything interesting because having someone who can just walk over casual players scares off kids and weak minded people.
It just creates a playing field where you improve and learn and makes even casual play more interesting because you have to deal with a larger variety of situations.

>>336884843
10 year olds can't aim 2 well so they just have turrets instead
have to keep the kiddies playing
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>>336884470
fuckin mudslime
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>>336868430
>blizzard game
>shill

lol ok
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>>336885107
well honestly yuo can do both in this game as well. its just that yeah, the skill ceiling is low.

but thats the same for smash or SF V. People will make anything competetive if they want it to be bad enough.

for now the game needs more stuff to keep it competitive with other games, but right now most people are having fun with it.
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only bad thing about this game is it's not third person so I can't stare at my ass while playing

pretty addictive tbqh
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It's k
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>>336869508
>Do quadra using Reaper ult basically catching them all off guard and moving them down
>PotG is Bastion shooting 4 times in tank form

Alternatively
>it's a Junkrat uses ulti to kill 3 people episode
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>>336885385
>pretty addictive tbqh
seriously. played for 3 hours straight and didn't even realize it.
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>>336885385
it needs a third person option for the fucking melee centric characters

reinheart already goes third person while shielding because if he didn't the shield would be way less useful.

its already like random whack a mole at point blank when his primary weapon IS melee
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>>336885707
yeah. it's basically the retardation of fps and easy kills ahoy. but holy shit i cannot stop playing. it really got that arcade feeling down right.
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>>336885748
big reason why I don't use him. his ultimate seems great but you can't see shit when you have to get that close to someone and try and hit them while they are dashing around.
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Meanwhile, in Belarus...
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>>336885748
The worst thing is that the sweep can't hit more than one chracter at a time. If you hit with it, the rest of the swing no longer does any damage. I noticed it when downing three dudes with my Q and only the DVa got damaged while I had my crosshair on a Widowmaker who's health wouldn't go down.
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>>336886042
why is melee so hard to make work in fps?
Tf2 has the same goddamn problem except if the "first" character is hit, no one gets damages, and that sucks balls in medieval mode when fighting on the final point
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>>336870651
What's a "hardcore gamer"
Is Skyrim considered an RPG to these people?
Are phone games considered?
This is pretty useless information but of course it is it's porn results, fuck that's creepy they record this information though.
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>people having trouble with Bastion

Just use Junkrat and bounce bombs to force him to move.
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>>336870859
And so do I!!!
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>>336886259
>why is melee so hard to make work in fps?

Becuase everyone moves fast as fuck and has no acceleration time.
In real life you can sort of tell where someone is trying to move, in games they are instantly moving a new direction with no forewarning.

The result is that enemies seem to always be behind you (even though you're also always behind them)
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Why is D.Va so shit?
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>>336886810
>Why am I do shit at D. Va?

Because you're only been playing the game for a few days, anon.
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>>336886810
no damage, shitty tank, shitty ult
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>>336868361
I don't understand why they're shilling it on /v/ of all places.
The game is /reddit/-core as fuck
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>>336887042
>Shit ult
>clears out any fucking control point with massive AOE
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>>336887171
its fucking awful

you will literally only catch idiots with it
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>>336872659
I never realised I wanted suit-less Pharah so much until now.

>there will never be a Pharah Metroid-style adventure game
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>>336887171
I had never tried her out, and I was caught off guard by how huge the blast radius was. It seemed like I was standing a mile away and still got badly damaged by it.
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>>336872659
This guy knows what's up. Feel like her rockets could use a small damage boost.
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>>336887269

Scattering the enemy team has its own significant value.
Do it with teammates. Make them choose between eating an explosion and walking into bullets.
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Mercy has nice butt
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>>336887736
Reaper's ult is better at that, and he gets his invincibility thing which can allow him to go into a room unharmed or just teleport in.
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>feels like a f2p game
>costs $50
Fuck off and go bankrupt please Blizzard.
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How am I supposed to play Mei? I always freeze the enemies, but I cant kill them (neither with melee) and I get killed after they unfreeze
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>>336868361
No interest whatsoever.
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>>336871000
>paying for a game of f2p quality

You can have it.
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>>336881707
It's because the game is incredibly simplistic and has a free kill button so everyone feels like they're winning. I don't think ice ever cared this little about winning/losing, the game fosters no sense of competition at all.
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Why is the UI so cluttered and awful
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>>336887813

You can fling D. Va over walls and whatnot using the boost.
Her shield can also shut down a whole bunch of ults.

DVa is good but tricky to use. It's fairly clear she relies a lot on knowing the map and what her abilities to with each other character. She's going to seem like trash in an alpha with such a limited play window.
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>>336886810
You gotta rethink how you play her. For a second, ignore the crazy NERF THIS potgs because the ult is kind of a gimmick. Take a look at the rest of her kit.

For one thing, you have a ton of health, and part of it is yellow. The yellow means each projectile that hits you does less damage, so it's fucking hard for rapid fire characters like Soldier 76 and Tracer to take you down.

You also have a close range gun that forces you to stand still, boosters that let you reposition with a super short cooldown, a wall that catches projectiles, and the ability to turn into a cute girl when you die.

Basically, you want to use all these things to get right up in peoples faces and bully the shit out of them. Personally, I fly in, get right up in their faces, and start shotgunning. Rapid fire guys I have no trouble with, but if a heavy hitter like Pharah or Roadhog shows up to burst you down, use your shield to cover your retreat. Oh, you're also great at plopping your fat robot ass on an objective and being impossible to remove. Or attacking from weird angles thanks to your boosters.

Now, when you die you become a squishy little girl with a pistol. Shoot enough people with the pistol and you'll fill up your meter for another mech. You're not super useful in pilot form, but it's a hell of a lot better than dying and having to walk all the way back. Depending on how ballsy you are, you can get another mech back in 10-20 seconds and resume the bullying.

Now, back to the ult. The bomb is super loud and slow so it tends to be more of an area denial weapon unless you get lucky. As for how to deliver said bomb, just do what you normally do. Jet in, fire a few shots, bomb when the opportunity arises. With some practice you can combine the jets and the bomb, and fling your exploding mech long distances so enemies will have less time to avoid it.

That's pretty much it. Oh, except that she relies a lot on the team to do more serious damage and long range fighting.
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>>336881707

When you first start the game you do only play with shitters. These are people that are brand new to the game, and most of them are lacking in a few transitional FPS skills to begin with.
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>>336870725
Are all VPNs/Proxys and shit go with Belarus now, what the cunt!
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>>336887813
Reaper doesn't scatter people. Reaper is so squishy most people just shoot him, that's why he relies so heavily on surprise with it.

D.va's ult is a point-clearer because once the bomb is set there's nothing to do but run for cover.
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>>336879985
You're damn right
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>>336887778

literally perfect
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>low level game
>Tracer trying to kill a Widowmaker from across the map by spraying bullets at her
>Reinhart trying to walk up to people and hit them without shield
>Roadhog just trying to shotgun people from a significant distance and never using hook
>McCree hitting people with a stun bomb then slowly hitting them in the torso with primary fire
>Widowmakers trying to throw their poison mines at people to kill them
>Mei ice walls fucking her own team

Low level lobbies are comedy gold.
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>>336888239
literally perfect
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>>336887851
>I always freeze the enemies, but I cant kill them (neither with melee) and I get killed after they unfreeze
The easy answer is to just keep spraying them. The range on your gun is surprisingly long and unless it's Tracer they're unlikely to get away. Plus, most non-tank enemies will panic and try to run after being frozen, so freezing them again will make them panic even more.

The hard answer is to try lining up icicle headshots. The timing window for this is really small though, and might give them an opportunity to try some shit.

The really douchey answer is to get better at using ice walls and pillars to escape from fights that go badly. People will hate you.
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>>336888069
I see what you mean, she really isn't meant to kill, just bully. I personally prefer to use Pharis when there's a D.Va or Roadhog on the field. Shit just destroys them. But Reapers and McCrees are the death of me. Who is a good counter to them?
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>>336868921
>Not just using Genji and then 3 shotting him.
>Not using that brown support slut to wreck him if he's protected by a Reignhard
There's a lot of ways to disable a Bastion.

I agree though that you need to tread carefully because he melts everyone very fast. A much longer reload animation would better.
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>>336869004
99% of all activities are more fun with friends, you cuck
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>>336888462
Best hips, ass, and thighs
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>>336871697
It's a team based shooter like TF2, but with a large cast of relatively shallow/narrow/specialized characters, like Smash Bros or a MOBA. Only the diversity of playable characters is similar.
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>>336868361
Fantastic for the porn market! But I can't play it for more than 25 minutes at a time.. Though it's a little bit more fun with friends.
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Bastion seems to become LESS of a threat during his ult.
Travel time on rockets gives you WAY more time to fuck his day up, when in turret form he just melts you.

I guess the fact he can move and still do decent damage is the important part.
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>>336888563
>Reapers
Situational awareness. Be mindful of the back-paths, and don't let him get the jump on you.
If he does get in close, dance around him while shooting. He'll probably expect you to run away, getting right up in his face could surprise him.

>McCrees
Most tanks will just laugh at him if he tries his flashbang/fan bullshit on them. Roadhog in particular because the hook makes for easy kills at McCree-friendly ranges.
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>Bastion gets the play of the game
>shooting a spawn door and getting 3 kills
w0w
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>>336875378
>Double Torbjorn/Bastion/Double Reinhart/Mercy defense comp

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
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>>336887851
You can kill almost everyone when you freeze them, its not hard. You pyro-freeze them, then you icicle them in the head and melee at the same time and they're dead. For tankier chars you icicle them in the face a couple of times before you do the full on freeze kill
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>>336889057
>Torjborn gets play of the game.
>It's literally him hammering his turret
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>>336882558
>tribes
Yeah I'm sure it's fun finding a match with the whopping 7 people who still play it
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>>336889057
>Hanzo gets the play of the game
>it's him shooting a dragon though the wall

Virtually every single play of the game is someone using their ulti to kill 3 people.
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>>336882558
No scoreboard is good though. Rest is true.
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>>336889158
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiMJ-s4T16M
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>>336889214
>my face my Play of the Game was killing a Phara sneaking behind the backlins being healed by Mercy trying to unload her Ulti.

Was it the denial of the ultimate or my exquisite shooting that was the reason for Play of the Game?
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>tfw you use junkrat's ult during a defense (attack) and kill every enemy on the point
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>>336868921
>play as bastion
>some faggot genji just jump in front of me and tries to deflect my bullets
>stop shooting, wait for his parry to stop
>proceed to fuck his shit up
hurr durr just deflect
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>>336889286
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmYJqjtHpzk
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>Remove the movement slowdown while firing
>Give alt fire that fires more tightly grouped shots
>Put slowdown on alt fire mode
Thoughts?
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>>336888980
I loved playing as Reaper against twink heroes like Tracer/Widower/etc. They always try to ruin to the health pack around the corner, but in there waiting to give them a shell to the face. Or when the entire team is in a capture point and I rush in for an ult, everyone either dies or is almost dead ripe to be shot in the face around the corner.

Can't get gud at McCree though
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How does Hanzos Ultimate work? I keep shooting arrows towards enemies or sometimes on the floor in front of them and sometimes don't even hit them.
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>>336889425
>on defense as junkrat
>shitload of people on point capturing
>use my ultimate to kill a few
>mine jump onto the point at the last millisecond before the capture was done and last long enough for my team to get there
>was POTG
Feels good, man
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>>336870572
>Overwatch Futa.
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>>336872372
This, if you're on 4chan and don't masturbate to hentai only you're a normal fag
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>>336882558
>Movement abilities don't build up momentum

Fucking this. Why do so many developers leave out one of the most core parts of movement, especially these multiplayer games that are specifically about movement confined to a map?

Smash Brothers dropped momentum-based movement from Melee to Brawl and fucking ruined everything. Now Overwatch takes TF2 and removes all the momentum and it just feels lazy. Playing Lucio, hitting his speed boost, then jumping was one of the most disappointing things ever.

Momentum is fun. Stop removing it from your games.
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>>336889641
>I like shitting on little guys with low health
Give Roadhog a try, I bet you'll like him a lot.
He's like a less mobile Reaper with a mountain of health and a hook for snagging faraway Lucios.
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>>336889651
He fires an arrow forward and then the arrow transforms into a dragon. Dragon damage doesn't start until it transforms, so if you fire it someone's face, they will actually not take dragon damage. Also this window allows a skilled Genji to actually reflect it back at you.
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>>336889764
As a Phara main, who loves to jump around with my jetpack, it was severely disappointing.
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>>336889410
Yes. I've left them feedback on this before..They need to make the text that describes the potg's classification much more noticable. What you did was a "Shutdown" which is exactly as your described. You saved your team from an enemy ultimate. It can also apply to killing a Mercy holding a rez.

Marksman is another category which is obviously for exceptional accuracy(Widowmakers have to make a series of headshots to get it. It's more lenient for other classes).
I think there's a "Savior" classification as well which is supposed to be for the support primarily like a big Mercy rez on the capture point.
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>>336889858
I'll try him, Roadhogs are my nightmare when I'm using Bastion.
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>>336884135
>Stay mad that this will kill TF2
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>>336890121
Booty butt booty butt booty buttcheeks
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>>336883738
>not having a drake reaction folder
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Does anyone else have the severe as fuck issue where there's 60% chance the game will get stuck on the map load screen, constantly flashing the main menu for a split second, instead loading the map?

Other than that. Fun game. Not sure if it's $60 fun. Horrible fucking balance on some characters that I hope they address, but still fun.
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>>336886742
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>>336884135
Nah man.

Aiming is too fucking easy in this game, legit.

The hitboxes are fucking massive and it feels like there's some kind of aim-assist (especially on Widow) to cater to the retards who actually opt to use a controller on the PC version.

The 'kill everybody on screen' ultimates are fucking boring and don't really make the game feel any deeper, in fact it's shallow as fuck.

I'm not even a TF2 autist, but that game has a higher skill ceiling than this one.
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>>336889764
>Momentum is fun. Stop removing it from your games.
You forgot to mention that the freedom of movement in Melee opened up glitches which made 2/3 of the characters irrelevant.

Movement tricks are nice in arena games like Tribes or Quake where everyone (more or less) has access to the same abilities, but they can completely ruin character based games if they're not designed carefully.

Not even TF2 got away scot free, the competitive scene is completely based around jumping soldiers because that ability makes them so much better than most of the other classes.
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>>336890406
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>>336890538
>The 'kill everybody on screen'
That depends, when the enemy team wants to be cheesing fucks the Ultis can be pretty good to turn the tide of battle in your favor.
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>>336889865
So basically I need to have a bit of range between me and the enemy, thanks.
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>>336890602
>You forgot to mention that the freedom of movement in Melee opened up glitches which made 2/3 of the characters irrelevant
You DEFINITELY don't know what you're talking about.

Top 8 chars of melee would still be crazy good without these "glitches". The rest of cast is irrelevant because their moveset is compete dogshit or they're too slow to keep up with the best of the best.
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>>336890538
Almost all of the ultis can be shut down. For most of the characters it doesn't make them invincible, just keep shooting them like usual.

The only ones that are completely unstoppable are Tracer's bomb, Zen's heal, and Mercy's revive. The rest are either countered by taking cover, killing the guy, or are passive ults that don't directly damage the enemy.
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>>336890916
>Or they're too slow to keep up with the best of the best.
So irrelevant then
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>>336891097
point is with or without momentum conservation and the "glitches" that come with it They'd be bad anyways.
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So does Genji actually do damage with his primary? His reflect skill is fucking amazing, but very rarely have I been killed by shurikens. It's either me being retarded when the reflect is up or him zipping by with his ult up. I would like to find an offense character I enjoy playing, but they are all boring compared to most of the other heroes. Well, except Tracer but she takes too much skill for me to bother with.
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>>336870725
What the fuck is a Belarus?
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>>336879952
>no reinhardt in sight
>no dwarf in sight
>no enemies at all in sight
>reflect a lone turret
>dw guis its balanced
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Why is Mei so strong?
>freeze shitters all day
>1v1 virtually anyone and win
>fantastic ult
>oh shit button
>wall which is useful as fuck, not only for blocking paths, but ults
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>>336868361

Blackwidow x Tracer
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>>336880252
I really want the skin where you see his face
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>>336868361

A sloppy unfinished love child between LoL and TF2 that misses the entire point of both?

Nah, I'm good.
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>>336891757
When people post this, are they genuinely retarded? This has as much to do with Dota as Mario Kart has to do with Mortal Kombat. Have you played Dota? Or Overwatch? Clearly not.
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I don't like any of the characters.
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It's fun and I can't stop playing it for now.

But I'm not paying $40 for it when TF2 is free.

I will buy it if it goes on sale though.
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>>336868921
>Someone on the enemy team is bastion
>Nobody is trying to counter him
>Cant counter him myself because if I switch off Lucio the entire team crumbles
good game
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>>336868361
>There was 1 search per day
>There is now 8 searches per day
>LEL 817% INCREASE, CLICK ON THIS LINK TO SEE WHICH ANIME CHARACTER IS TOTALLY YOU

I fucking hate journalism and communication in general
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>>336889596
D.VA is the single best to be paired with a good mercy, highly mobile, can keep both of you alive, and does just enough damage that you destroy from a flank.
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>>336868361

It's pretty good, it has its roots in TF2, but a much much better version of TF2,
Like TF2 mixed with a MOBA,

and I hate TF2 AND Mobas,

I dislike that it only has the two game modes, king of the hill and escort.

King of the hill being the classic King of the Hill, but 2 out of 3. Escort I'm thinking is based on the FPS that was on steam a while ago, where you could control a mech, and there was the gameplay mode of escorting the tank while other team tried to defend, which I feel is based on the TF:C flag move mode, where there is a flag to be delivered from point A to B, but only team A can pick up or move the flag.


Overall it's pretty good, not P2W yet, but knowing blizzard it will be very soon.
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>>336868921

There are many MANY hard counters to Bastion, moreso than any other hero.

If other team doesn't have a hard counter to it, yeah, it's amazing, so if you see him on the other team, switch to a counter.
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>>336873997

That is the way the game is designed,

there are hero abilities, MANY heroes have powers to counter chokepoints,

git gud.
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>Baston post on /v/
>lol just counter him with Genji lol reflect
>Every Baston online is fully decked with a Rein, Mercy, etc
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>>336868361
>Looking for 3d porn on western 3dpd "Hentai gets fucked hard" 360p sites
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>>336888582

A longer reload animation wouldn't do anything without a longer reload time.

If you just made the animation longer without extending the actual reload time, shit would look funny.
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>>336892031

The entire game is about team synergy.
Which as far as I know no other FPS has done.
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>>336894079
>complain about getting shit on by enemy team synergy

It's like you actively want to look like a faggot.
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>>336868361
Wow! 817% more than almost nothing! Incredible! Thanks for the hot journalism!
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>>336869369

Turret already has shit range,

just be sniper and attack him at range.

you can get 3 or so shots off, enough to kill him, while he full focuses on you full firing and maybe hits you twice.
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>>336870572
>Actually inserting the word "porn" into the search query on a porn site

How pleb are the plebs? Holy shit. What do they expect?
>>
Overwatch becoming f2p when?
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NOT ENOUGH PHARAH PORN! ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME 3D ARTISTS?!?!?!?!?

All in all though the game is kinda shit, you'll have fun the first couple days but until you're a streamer and it's someone your only means of living thats the only game will last. Even in them you can see the absolute boredom in their eyes as the days go on.

not enough chars
not enough maps/modes
40 dollars for as little as we get.
No variety past 3 hours
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>>336870725
Of course it has to be the fucking subhuman filth. For a moment there I thought that actual humans would be this retarded. Phew.
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>>336869508
>>336869701

I've seen an Angel get it for reviving a Bastion, and healing him while he went turret and fucked shit up.
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>>336870725
>Belarus
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>>336869538

Dat one ninja nigga who can deflect bullets,

his melee attack needs to do more than 40 dmg.
it's a mofuggin katana, shit.. the punch from the cowboy does almost as much damage.
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>>336869009
>90% of the time this guy is in the game he gets play of the game.

Really? For me it's been Junkrat and that fucking Allahu Ackbar tire.
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>>336879952
All the bastians have to do is not shoot. Then Genji is fucked.
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>>336869653
>can't wait for this shit to bomb
>literally complains about the 20+ overwatch threads on /v/ at the moment

Do you even think before you type?
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>play exclusively as widowmaker because muh
>not a single loot crate has had anything for her yet

Drops should be skewed towards who you want to play
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>>336894859
>Drops should be skewed towards who you want to play

Yeah nah, they're saving this for when Blizzard introduces an 'alternate real-money payment system' so you can buy in-game currency to pimp out your waifus.
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>>336894859
but then people would quickly get everything they want and get bored with the game
an mmo can't possible survive without the skinner box carrot
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>>336874486
Sure why not
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>>336885352

Overwatch skill floor is low, but skill ceiling is medium / medium high.

lower floor than CS and DOTA, but ceiling is lower that CS, but about the same as DOTA.
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>>336889527
This is a problem. Genji should be a hard counter to bastion but he can't do enough damage to kill him. If I sneak up behind you that should be the death of you. Genji needs a buff.
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>>336885803

it's not really easy kills, it's just that it doesn't differentiate between Kills and kill assists, so everyone thinks they have a good Kill/Death ratio, which makes them enjoy it more.
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>>336885748

what about the other characters that have shield that works in the EXACT SAME WAY, but they don't go 3rd person while using it?
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>>336884135
>Stay mad that this will kill TF2

Kill an almost 10 year old game? Amazing! It won't though. Overwatch is a joke.
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>>336894584
This 100 times. Other ultimates are fucking one hitter quitters and you're safe as fuck, like bastion of mcree. If I have to be right next to you to kill you I should have a much higher reward.
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>>336890259

it's 10x better than TF2 in every way.

other than in the hat market arena, TF2 wins on most hats you can buy.

Buf fuck spending $4,000 on a hat.
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>>336869936
Well aren't you the criminal mastermind Mr Evil.
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>>336870572
>People actualy use XXX as a search term
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>>336881632
You are a fucking retard. Any bastion who isn't turning his brain off will just stop shooting and then execute the Genji after his parry is gone.
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>>336896714
normies can't internet, same thing with putting words like "porn" or "sex" into a porn site search.
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>>336896714

12 or so years ago I would, when trying to find that sailor moon porn on the google,
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>>336896275
The slashes should send out waves of energy or something.
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>>336896821
back in my day all you had to do to find porn was search for literally any word at all on alta vista
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>>336879670
>Reinhardt
>Melee only
>Hammer obscures most of the screen
>No 3rd person option, except for shielding
What in the fuck
>>
it will make a good few wanks and a lot of masturbatory material, it will fade to obscurity in 6 months because it's a F2P that won't ever be released as a F2P

I didn't foresee any future anyway, considering an hour after the reveal there was tracer porn already
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>>336896871
That's not even the buff he needs because other character's normal hits could kill you. Just make it so the blade does like 120 damage when you hit with it, and nerf some of the ranged ultimates.
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>>336881546
>Apparently the devs aren't doing that there. But I understand why people would be sceptical.

It's Blizzard, it's gonna happen. Feel free to cap this post if you want to post it in a few years when they do this shit.

And if they don't, then I'll buy the game.
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7.8/10

Too much water
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It's too much depended on teamwork and counters. The worst offender is probably though that there is only 6vs6. They basically made assfaggots: the FPS. They want esports so badly but they forgot that you kinda have to first create a community and have public servers. It's as unenjoyable as LoL because you are forced to play with dipshits that don't know what they are doing and you end up losing.
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>>336886742
A full commitments what im thinking of
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>>336868361
Pretty much only reason anyone would make threads about it on /v/ is to post porn.
The discussion majority of the time is about "Muh waifu", may it be D.Va, Mei, Tracer or Widowmaker
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>>336896887
Back in my day google had family friendly internets. I dont think you could search for nasty things on image search, you had to manually enable that each time yourself.
But now it seems like you can search for anything freely
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>>336894208
>literally every team based FPS winning strategy is based on team synergy
>never been done
lol
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>>336870572
Idk, but both pictures really makes me cringe.
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>>336898687
>but this picture

Fix'd ;>
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>Messed around with sfm for porn
>Never bothered to do much, animating is tedious as fuck
>Tfw I'm missing out on all the overwatch pornbucks
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>>336870725
>Belarus

I don't know why, but this made me laugh hysterically for like 5 minutes
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>>336869687
>not using based tankgirl
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honestly i think the best way to balance the game is to limit it so nobody can play a character already picked, so no full team of bastions camping on a point, or 5 fucking symmetras with 40 turrets on the opposite side of a doorway
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i want to fuck D.va so bad
like just thinking about her makes my dick rock hard

that bubblegum winning pose
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>>336890259
> Overwatch
>TF2 killer
LMAO! Nice bait, wonder what ever happened to those supposed TF2 "killers" oh wait that's right they died, same with Overwatch within the year.
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>>336884028
No public nude model available for her.
Only a clothed one - although the rigging is decent.
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>>336903776
cute girls is going to allow Overwatch to kill TF2
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>>336870725
>US not even listed
A dark day for Burgerkind...
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>>336872372
I never found the appeal of porn that has actual hairy dick in it while fucking someone.
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