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TEXAS MELEE tourney with Hbox, Mang0, Mew2king, Wobbles, MacD, Axe, S2J, Wizzy, based Nintendude and other top players.
Getting down to top 8 tonight. ITS A PEACH DITTOS EPISODE
Stream @ DreamhackSmash
Im so fucking happy all you faggots are getting rustled over hbox winning. Shows the massive ignorance of /v/.
Jigglypuff is a shit character, so shit that there is literally L I T E R A L L Y only one guy who can get to top 8.
Hbox SINGLE HANDEDLY flipped the fox puff matchup on his own, its still widely regarded by top pros to be 70%-30% in favor of fox. Seeing Hbox weave in and out instant death combos at 30% is a skill only few can even fathom. His character can die from one upthrow upair while he has to combo the spacies into fucking oblivion with 50 bairs or a risky rest combo that if he misses he INSTANT LOSES A STOCK.
Hbox is the hero we need, the one who consistently got out-tier'd for his entire life, but he refused to switch to 20XX he fucking pioneered his own character so much to a point that NONE OF THE GODS can replicate it and they all play top tiers pretty consistent except puff.
He fucking won it all, He beat his demons in life when the odds AND fans were always stacked against him. /v/ hates him because they will never craft their own negatives lives into success like him
>>336858142
it's just a game lol
M2k you're always going to sit at 5th place. You've been given years to get over this blatant stupid stuborness. We've seen it with Marth/fox Hbox. Fox vs armada. And peach with ICs. Just go your far more experienced main and win. You will. You can't *** see that because of this dumb 70:30 number that you think outweighs your lack of knowledge with peach. Congrats
>>336858142
What are you retards don't realize is that the fox placing at the top of the tierlist and his domination on matchups such as peach and puff are reliant on theoretical scenarios, that is to say, a fox that doesn't miss extremely difficult near frame perfect tech skill for the entirety of sometimes arduous 30 minute sets against floaties does in fact destroy these characters.
The problem is absolutely no one can maintain this consistently with a character like fox which is also arguably some of the biggest combo food in the game, so a miss at high level means more often than not 80% or death.
In contrast characters like puff and peach have piss easy tech and free punishes on fox that are extremely easy to pull off consistently. Don't believe me? Fire up 20XX, pick peach and go to fd. Do the chaingrab. The timing isn't hard, the movement isn't hard, etc. Same thing applies to puff. Peach can more often than not get 30-50% off of one downsmash. Puff's upthrow can't be DI 'd off reaction, that is to say, you have to be pointing away before the animation even begins.
This is coming from a Peach Puff dual main, I have extreme respect for fox players, but I don't kid myself, more often than not the people I beat at tournament have been playing much longer than me, and have much better tech skill than I do. These even applies to HBOX, and armada pre fox dual main. Have you seen hfox?
Milktea is so fucking ugly. Why do people pretend she's cute?
>>336858142
Tell them anon.
>>336858050
Who is that semen demon hugging that girl?
Is this the worst match in melee history?
fucking mew2king is such a corny motherfucker, 5 seconds left god damn it
>>336858216
>***
Whoa, watch the language friend, this is a blue board
>>336858292
Have you not noticed that nowadays all girls get 10 guys that constantly want to fuck them no matter how ugly they are? Because beta retards like /v/
lol m2k
Lucky is going to fuck him up, he's talked about in on stream how he's getting better at this matchup.
>that last match
and then they say Hbox plays lame
What's going on with that dudes hair?
It's hard to make it out in that photo.
>>336858142
you're totally right, senpai.
>>336858417
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8r6RVHITqzQ
>>336858353
milktea, the best female smasher
our guy Hbox, lets goooooo
>>336858353
The King of the Mews
I feel like husband doesn't understand anything
>>336858660
oh forgot about that. laudy is such a fucking joke.
>>336858142
speak it, senpai
autist thread for autist fanbase
L U C K Y
U
C
K
Y
>>336858871
Thanks for posting.
We will consider your post.
LUCKY LUCKY LUCKY LUCKY LUCKY LUCKY LUCKY LUCKY LUCKY LUCKY LUCKY LUCKY LUCKY LUCKY LUCKY LUCKY LUCKY LUCKY LUCKY LUCKY LUCKY LUCKY LUCKY LUCKY LUCKY LUCKY LUCKY LUCKY
SECRET HBOX SLAYER
Nice game from Lucky. Hbox seems to lose the first game often tho
>>336858723
same
Went to my first Smash tournament and it smelled like armpits and weed. Should this be expected for most tournies?
>>336858142
They hate him because he's boring to watch. Whether you personally like it or not, most people came into Melee not because of backairs or Rest, but because of combos and fast movements.
I will save melee
I SAID THAT HE MUST WIN TO HBOX.
HE DID IT. THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN.
>>336858050
>fat asians showing their navel
if you're fat, why even bother? Jesus.
>>336858292
Seen her irl, she's aight.
Hbox looks like he regressed to early 2015 with these edgeguards.
>>336859312
spotted the harpy
>>336858662
The best is Admiral.
Why did Lucky go Final Destination? Why not Pokemon Stadium or Yoshi's?
>>336859494
? She's fat. The longer I look at the picture the more is wrong with it. Like those fucking legs for example or her clothes
>>336859532
How am I baiting?
>>336858662
Hahahaha there are faggots that unironically believe this
FUCKING HBOX
>>336859030
>>336859046
Stop rooting for someone who doesn't even know of your existence holy shit.
TIED U-
FUCK
kEK THAT READ
>>336859494
*quiet reeee in the distance*
>>336859568
because she's not fat, just ugly
>>336859628
That doesn't make sense
>>336858050
>m2k
>hair
pick one
>>336859568
She's flat as a board, you're better off complaining that she has no ass or something.
>>336859628
(You)
Lucky will never beat hbox.
Hbox is the most clutch smasher, hands down.
>Hbox putting the melee competitive scene to sleep
it's pottery
What fucking shitty DI did Lucky have to do in order to get hit by 7 uairs?
hahahahahaha;_;
Husband just makes this match even worse to watch than a normal HBox match
>Lucky in charge of not SDing
JESUS CHRIST LUCKY
>>336859804
>uairs
>Lucky
fucking hell
BWAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
i just fucking spewed water everywhere
We out.
>lucky
HBOX IS VICTORIOUS AGAIN!
>Lucky
I love seeing Norwalk lose
>>336859142
Fuck that. I hate watching countless spacies match ups that always devolve into the same shit every time. Seeing a Peach, Jiggly, Falcon, etc enter the ring makes shit exciting.
>Cucky cocksuckers actually thought Mango's buttbuddy could beat Godbox
hilarious
>>336859774
its hard to choke when you have 10 jumps and no difficult tech to do
who /gay for MacD/ here?
Both times he lost his last stock I looked away
who /hbox/ here
Lucky looked fucking crushed holy shit.
>>336860000
Nice quads.
>>336859996
Peach and Falcon more freedom in their movement and more creative combos. Jigglypuff is just fucking awful, also
>not liking spacies
Literal faggot
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR
HOW THE FUCK IS THE TOP TIER CHARACTER LOSING TO A LOWER TIERED CHARACTER
YOU GUYS SAID TIER LISTS WHERE EVERYTHING
>>336860024
Oh look, the plankposter is back.
>>336860024
No he's annoying as fuck and a rapist.
https://twitter.com/LegendofLucky/status/729133986740469760
>only cool norwalk player loses
It's not fair
>no plup
>>336860165
>plankposter
take that BAck
>>336860165
>not liking brat
>>336860281
lel what a scrub
>>336860373
I heard Plup is an asshole IRL.
How much worse would hbox's puff be if Kongo64 was still legal?
>>336860496
Yeah, just watch some locals he commentates at, giant faggot
>>336860275
>RAPIST RAPIST RAPIST
can you faggots just shut up with everyone apparently being a rapistor a racist, or "problematic". sick of this shit everywhere I look.
>>336860496
>>336860561
Plup is literally our guy
>>336860534
He would shark up air and then take top for the next 7 minutes.
Also, sick Rest Barrel punishes.
>>336858050
>that "help me" face
>>336860623
I'm tired of this "rape is bad" meme.
>>336860534
Would be ever more dominant alongside Armada considering Mute City would also be legal.
>>336860685
Not really.
HOW DO YOU MISS ALL THOSE EDGEGUARDS?
>>336860496
How old is he? He can be a douche but if he's as young as I think he is then I think he's just normal for his age
>>336860496
People think he's a douche because he won't hang out with them when he's antisocial and just wants to watch anime in his hotel room.
>>336858050
Does this count as hover handing? He's making contact but his hand is hanging off instead of resting on her shoulder.
>>336860942
>Anime
Considering Smashers, I bet it's shonen garbage like DBZ, Bleach, and HiatusxHiatus
>>336860962
Absolutely.
>>336860942
Gahtzu has some crazy stories about Plup actually
kid gets wild on occasion
this is so cringey holy shit
>>336860758
almost, Milkteas mouth is more smiling while this chick is more frowning
>this commentary
Gotta remember how easily he always beats macd whenever there is complaining about Mango not knowing the Peach matchup again when Armada beats him
>>336860623
well i mean the whole problematic or racist thing overriding the rest of the persons character thing is pretty annoying but come on anon rape is pretty bad
>>336860623
>he's not up to date with smash memes
This isn't even that new of a meme.
>>336861150
He didn't rape that guy, at worst he sexually harassed somebody who admitted that they were never able to say no in the moment
Literally the faggot version of I regretted it after so it's rape
My fantasy team fucking bombed tbqh
Why don't people respect Axe as much as Hbox when he also has to get through an awful matchup while using a much worse character?
>That Axe Stock
>>336860781
That's just being dumb, of course rape is bad. WHEN IT IS LEGITIMATE RAPE. People can't seem yo tell the difference of an obvious rape from "i regret this, he raped me". Just see this shit everywhere, facebook, twitter, /b/, /v/, even the fucking news.. just, can we stop?
jesus I love watching axe
>>336861039
I grew up on DBZ and it was my favorite show when I was younger, but once I found out about DB I realized how bad DBZ was. DB is still really fun.
Bleach has always been shit though.
>>336861350
Because Axe doesn't need an internet defense squad since he actually plays the game in an entertaining way. People don't need to reassure themselves that he's being some sort of messiah to the game like they do with HBox.
Sfat has the most boring, cookie cutter Fox ever.
>>336861271
>>336861421
He held down a 15 year old boy and fucked him while sky jerked off and laughed.
>>336861350
Everyone likes axe more than hbox and respects him at least as much
>Pikachu
>mid low tier with only one great player
>Falcon
>high tier with many great players
>Pikachu will still win a national sooner.
>>336861562
he's very defensive but i'd hardly call him boring.
>>336861350
because everyone already likes Axe so there's nothing to talk about
>>336861421
sauce man
Axe is our guy, right?
>>336861350
Because Hbox is a much better player. People seem to love Axe tho
>>336861589
Source? If he really raped someone fine, I just am so tired of just seeing/hearing that word, y'know?
>>336861673
>those Axe reactions at summit 2
>>336861673
We like axe but so does everyone
He cannot be our guy
>>336861589
>>336861726
He's mirroring reddit retardation blowing the whole thing out of proportion
>>336861271
oh, i dont know the context of the situation..sorry didnt mean to speak to who macD's situation or who he is
>>336861656
http://m.mangachapter . me/45734/sweet-guy.html
>>336861770
Naw, he's just shitposting.
>>336861619
>Pikachu will still win a national sooner
Both have a 0% chance to win a major.
>>336861726
MacD bragged about on twitter and said no one could ever prove it.
>>336861780
>oh, i dont know the context
then shut the fuck up, tumblr
I miss toph and scar
>>336861726
No. some retard mod on reddit decided to pin a post with allegations that macD molested somebody without consent. Proof was really shoddy.
>>336861686
Nope, Axe is a lot better. Just held back by using an unviable piece of trash.
>>336861829
thanks my man
>>336861848
Gonna need a source on that one dude.
>>336861868
I'm tired of hearing toph say dude
>>336859714
She's both fat and ugly.
>>336859736
I never talked about her tits.
>>336858294
is that Smash Flash 2 anon?
>>336861673
Amemebate
>>336861868
Well sometimes I don't want to hear Scar gargle Mango's jizz for four hours.
>>336861562
>I'm not mafia guys cuz I'm not.
>just chillin here eating teddy grams with DUJUAN
>>336861726
MacD licked some guy's ear, they went on dates and stuff, then the guy was about to get thrown out of Sky's apartment so he accused MacD of rape and Sky for ignoring his plea for help.
is it just me or is the gimping off stage by pikachu kind of frustrating after watching the opponent destroy him on stage for a long time? curious what others think
Does anybody honestly like Husband commentary?
>>336861946
That's literally the entire west coast. So fucking annoying
>>336858142
>mfw people get assblasted over wobbling
>Wobbles took 8th in the tournament where wobbling debuted
>not 1st
>not 3rd
>not 5th
>EIGHTH
>and he's never done that well since then
it'll fucking devastate a little insulated community like mine, but in the grand scheme wobbling's not good enough to be a serious threat on a pro level
>>336861890
>Nope, Axe is a lot better. Just held back by using an unviable piece of trash.
He wouldn't be where he is without that "unviable piece of trash"
A lot of his play is incorporates MU inexperience.
>>336861904
No problem
>>336861869
>>336861848
>>336861770
So like I said, "i regret this" then? Why is this allowed? World is getting depressing with this shit guys.
>>336862094
No.
>>336861843
He'll have a great run and get second at something huge at least. AZ breeds elite.
>That dreamland stock
wow Axe
>>336861993
MacD doesn't lick he goes in dry because it hurts more. Apparently his dick is 2 inches long but 6 inches around and when he's done there's so much blood on his dick causing him to earn the nickname "The Crimson Bore".
>>336861993
I fucking hate homos.
Not because they like dick. But because they're always so fucking gay.
>>336862094
Yes, it's not the most correct but he's a fun guy.
>>336861861
>implying you know what happened between the two either
dont defend the dude you dont know him and you dont know what happened..you people are as bad as the ones accusing him of rape.
you werent there then shut the fuck up about it
>>336862094
He's only good with his heterosexual life partner Wife.
>>336861039
>grouping HxH with commercial trash like Bleach
lol
>>336862145
>he's never done that well since then
Didn't he get 4th at Five Gods?
This Melee thread is unusually bad even for Smash standards
>>336862258
>everybody is guilty until proven innocent
>burden of evidence falls upon the nonexistence of something
>proving the nonexistence of something at all
Are you actually fucking retarded?
Axe will never beat hbox, just SD and let sfat have a go. He may be a choker but at least he's gone last stock game 5 against him before.
>>336862145
I guess his 2nd place at Evo doesn't count
Do you guys think Milktea ever let Chris Tap that? Or did he pump her full of Mexican Piss(Corona)?
>>336862262
>Implying HxH isn't commercial trash
>Implying the only reason why Togashi hasn't been fired and dropped only altogether because he saved WSJ 20+ years ago with YYH
wwwww
>>336862258
Innocent until proven guilty bro. If there's no verifiable proof then why should I condemn him?
>>336862375
at least it's not tripfaging shit like in /ssbg/
>>336862102
Agree but toph is the worst to me for whatever reason
>>336862497
Milk in her prime was fine. Shame her face.
WHEN
WILL
LEFFEN
RETURN
TO
USA
SMASH
>>336862516
yeah he saved a whole company that is the most popular weekly manga tank and HxH despite the delays doesnt drop out of top 30 sales of the week/month ever and is in top 15 over 75% of the time.
continue to cry more bitch boy
>fox wins
wow what a suprise
foxwinslol
>>336862698
he got a temp visa so he can go to evo, get with the times grandpa
>these no name gigawhos
Poor Axe. Meets Wobbles next
come on johnny
>>336862698
Sprayed all over the border, my man.
>>336862778
BASED AS FUCK
LEFFEN MAKING IT BACK FOR THE SUPERBOWL OF FIGHTAN, THE ONLY TOURNEY THAT MATTERS - EVO
>>336862798
>I've only ever watched the documentary and just got into watching melee
>Trump wins
>>336862516
>>Implying HxH isn't commercial trash
it isn't. the author contractually can put out chapters whenever he wants, it's more of a hobby than a job hence why the series' writing and storytelling is so good.
he also plays with the boundaries of what wsj even permits, the "main character" hasn't been relevant for two arcs now, and stuff like chimera ant wouldn't be out of place in a seinen magazine. just found it kind of humorous that you grouped a masterpiece with bottom feeder crap like naruto and bleach.
>>336862402
jesus. read the comment again dumbfuck, did i anywhere say macd was guilty? I was saying the people who insist on asserting the innocence/guilt of a person despite not knowing what happened or even personally knowing the person much less ever meeting them are equally fucking retarded. Especially when its a he said she (or he) said like this case
It's sensationalism thats all it is. especially for video game semi-pros lol
>>336862258
>you people are as bad as the ones accusing him of rape.
no they literally are not
what a fucking stupid thing to say
>>336862705
>being this mad about his favorite aneemay
>>336862976
>you people are as bad as the ones accusing him of rape.
>Lucky likes Umaru and sometimes sports the UMR tag
how does that make you feel, /v/?
Rework Capt. Falcons Up+B into something better.
>>336863025
>aneemay
Read the manga.
>>336862892
>muh bads are relevant/entertaining/worth watching
muted til a God plays
Would you be scared if you met MacD in a dark alleyway?
>>336863135
No I would be happy. MacD is cute as fuck and rumor is he has a nice big cock.
>>336863135
While his homolust knows no bounds, I still don't think I'm attractive enough for him to notice me. I'd probably be fine. He has standards. Probably.
SMOKE
2
JOINTZ
>S2J does an offstage edgueguard without SDing first
I don't really play Melee, but Falcon's recovery looks fucking miserable
Good shit S2J
SHAME
2
JOHNERS
>>336863349
He gets his double jump back after a aerial down b and can grab the ledge facing the other way after he up Bs.
That's the only thing good about it.
>>336863349
>I don't really play Melee
Why?
>>336863349
which is worst recovery, sheik, falcon, or marth?
>>336863349
His recovery is what keeps him from being truly top tier. He's far too easy to gimp.
>>336863481
falcon easy
>>336863481
easily falcon's dude. he has literally no options
WOBBLES FUCKING BEAT MOJO
>>336861835
>>336861673
a nigger ?
>DAT UPTILT HITSTUN
FUCK YOU FOX
>>336862879
Guess it doesn't work if you're there.
>>336863468
I don't have a gamecube
foxwinslol
>>336863898
dolphin and 20XX, senpai. even older computers can run it well
Fuck this shit.
Johnny is never winning a major, is he
>>336863898
is your computer that shite?
Aaaaaand Fox wins
holy shit
Lucky got even fatter in the few months I haven't seen him
>>336863972
I don't have a gamecube controller
West, Lucky and s2j are like the holy trinity of hype matches.
If its a match between either of them, always fun shit.
>>336863704
Yeah but hes BLACKED a white girl, which is /v/'s number 1 fetish.
>>336863859
It does work. It's sprayed all over the border so it keeps fuckboys out. So the opposite can be true too. Any fuckboys already in are stuck inside.
>basically the whole of today is trashcan play
Lucky a cute, CUTE!
Smart for lucky to grab ledge at the end there. Idk why people don't do that more often against falcon
>hungrybox has to face SFAT instead of Axe tomorrow
at least he's gonna have to earn this tourney.
tell me at least fucking wobbles is here during this tier-D play
>>336863481
Falcon's hands down, Sheik has a pretty meh one too, but at least she has Zelda's teleport. Marth's recovery is actually pretty solid, it's not the best but you can get creative with it.
How can Duck go to all these tours when hes not sponsored ever
>>336864148
playing Axe for top 8 losers
>>336864045
You can't "Black" fat white women.
It doesn't even count as an interracial couple at this point.
>almost 400 players in a tourney
>for a game that has 4 good players, max
>only 2 gods, and leffen, showed up
How good is Luigi? I always thought he was good, he has decent recovery, no?
>>336864148
Wobbles-Axe Next Fampai
WHERE ARE THE FUCKING RESULTS
WHY IS THIS WEBSITE SO SHIT
HOW DID LEFFEN DO
>>336864179
He flies
>>336864326
Leffen is not here you faggot. At home fapping to hentai like the bitch he is
>>336864148
He's gonna make top 8. Pikachu sucks cock against ICs and his Falco isn't that great. If we're really unlucky we get to see Young Link
>>336864045
thic
>>336864278
Yes and no. Overall yeah it's nothing really to complain about -- his vertical is pretty mediocre but his horizontal is decidedly great.
>>336864179
He has a small little cult of followers that love him dearly. All you need to get to where you wanna go.
>mango too washed up to even show his face
>ppmd probably killed himself or something
>armada ?????? something swedecuck probably ????
where are all the good players?
did we have to trade 3 gods to get leffen backprobably still worth it
>>336864405
website confirms leffen
http://dreamhackaustin.com/smash/
NOTABLE PLAYERS
Nationality, Team, Nickname
....
Team Solomid/Red Bull – Leffen
>>336863481
>shieks recovery
>I'll win if he doesn't grab ledge when I'm offstage.
FUCK ICE CLIMBERS
FUCK NINTENDUDE
CMON DUCK. WHETHER WE SEE WOBBLING IN TOP 8 OR NOT DEPENDS ON YOU.
GIVE DUCK YOUR ENERGY
>>336864254
>2 gods
>and leffen
>>336864485
guessing you're an SFfag
Someone registered Leffen without his knowledge.
The gods here are Mew2king, mang0at, and HUngrybox.
>>336864619
>leffen
>a god
>>336864589
Fuck Nintendude. Ice climbers are rad.
>>336864651
mango is washed up
m2k is either elder god tier or garbage depending on which way the autism wind blows
on that note
how IS m2ks autismwind blowing
also lmao unless m2k is in prime shame for both winners and losers - HBOX CONFIRMED FUCKING WINNER LMAO NO FUCKING ARMADA TO STOP HIM AYYY ANOTHER SHIT TOURNEY
>>336864662
Plup pls
>>336864485
Leffen's in jail you retard
>mfw leffen is arrested for visa fraud and tax evasion during EVO 2016
Nintendude is by and large the most boring faggot in smash.
Prove me wrong.
quick reminder that nothing is wrong with wobbling
also be ready for axe to get knocked out by wobbles
DUCK is so fucking shit against ICs
That's why our Guy HUGS is the best Samus.
>>336864746
M2K beat Nintendude very solidly
He'll probably beat Mango, who got taken to last stock by ESAM.
Abu is not here, so he'll do worse than usual vs Hbox and mentally destroy himself and get third place.
Axe is gonna destroy that stupid Texas rager
>>336864906
Dizzkidboogie can be worse. But yeah no one's defending Nintendude, just that Ice Climbers aren't as gay as he chooses to play them.
>>336858871
Nice underage edgy meme buzzword friend
>>336864906
Plank and Laudandus would like to have a word with you
>>336864948
Plup is literally the best Samus and he doesn't even play the character
>>336864906
Hungrycuck
Hbox gets so sad after a loss.
He cried at the last one when losing to Armada, right?
>>336864995
>m2k beat no name who gigashitter
>therefore he's good!! xd
lol
m2k has to be in "3-0 armada" mode to stand a chance vs hbox
its fucking over
another free tourney win for the worst player smash has ever seen - the hungry box
>>336864995
>Abu is not here
That only matters for Armada faggot, if M2K goes into autism mode then Hbox is toast
>>336865095
when m2k is in autism mode he is the best player in the history of smash and can 3-0 anyone
however his autism mode is extremely short lived
>>336865069
I mean besides plup. i meant best solo samus.
>>336864849
>we'll never see a evo grand finals match between leffen and plup where the tsa stands by waiting to arrest leffen if he loses the tournament
>>336864278
his recovery sucks
it goes far but is easy to counter
>>336865076
Well that was also an extremely competitive, in-house tournament, Finals match so I can believe it but I've heard nothing of that.
>>336865076
Yeah, hungrybox puts his heart and soul in this fucking game. He takes a loss harder than any other player besides maybe m2k.
>>336865171
ざわ。。。ざわ。。。
>>336865231
i hope armada cucks him again and makes him look like a bitch
>Ice Climbers suck lol, they're barely good lol
Why do people lie to me, bros?
>>336864906
The generic second tier foxes like sfat and lucky and colbol are the most boring to watch.
>>336865309
>armada
>at dreamwho
>>336865319
>I'm not mafia cuz I'm not guiz.
>getting THIS rekt by SOPO by all things
Jesus fuck, Nintendude might as well be playing Zelda
AXE WOBBLES LETS GO
are these casters homosexual
Who /wizzy/ here?
>>336865076
He was then seen about 2 minutes after that laughing in the kitchen with other smashers.
Hbox is a mastermind at emotional manipulation. He knows if he looks sad or says certain words at certain times, he'll get more sympathy or pity, he'll gain more fans. That's why Reddit loves him, they think he's so "heart on his sleeve". Hence the sad look when he lost but he didn't actually care. Hence the time he said "all I want is to be Mango's friend". Hence many other instances of him just saying shit just to get people on his side.
>>336865438
No, surprisingly. Both married and have children.
Reminder that if MacD beats Wizzy, he is guaranteed 6th place since he'll have to play Nintendude
>>336865438
No, Wife actually has a wife.
>>336865442
me. best falcon!
>>336865450
>Hbox is a mastermind at emotional manipulation
Or maybe he was disappointing in his loss in the heat of the moment and then moved on to eat with all of his friends?
You anti-Hbox faggots thinks everything he does is to some ulterior motive. Get real.
>>336865313
ice climbers are a character who become shitty when people very solidly know the matchup but a lot of people dont so they make by far the most upsets out of any character
>You'll never have cute azn gf
Wait, there's another big tournament? Again? Didn't we just have smash summit and eglx?
How's m2k doing? Any hand issues or other bullshit?
Mang0 and hbox fucking in a tree
this is pretty 50-50 imo
MacD loses to S2j all the time.
>>336865442
WIZZY IS CUTE
>>336865076
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waswZIRo8CY
Armada cried when someone made fun of him because he lost
>>336865701
fuck you
>>336865680
Wizzy is really good against floaties.
>>336865652
>>336865652
yeah these tournaments are way too close together for the health of the players.
m2k is doing fine but he's recovering from a nasty cold. Lost to dizzkidboogie 3-2 in a Texas Local last night.
>think we're gonna have a good game
>it's still no name gigawhos
>>336865652
>being upset about lots of tourneys
The summer is the best time for melee.
He was sick a couple days ago but he seems to be doing fine right now.
>>336865613
>his friends
lol. Hbox having any friends in the smash scene. Hahaha
>>336865537
There's no such thing as 6th place in a DE bracket
>>336865728
YOU"RE NOT CUTE
>>336865802
lq bait
>>336865835
>implying Scar didn't get 6th at genesis
(you)
>>336865802
>MacD and Wizzy
>gigawhos
t. Documentary Babby
>>336865762
>yeah these tournaments are way too close together for the health of the players.
players aren't being forced to go to tournaments you fucking nerd, armada's not here
it's good for the community to have a lot of majors across the country
>>336865835
Scar plz go.
If wizzy wins this then he will have placed higher than s2j
>>336865805
I'm not upset, just surprised.
>>336859996
none of those are as hard to use as either of the star fox characters do you even play the game
Jesus Christ this is bad commentary
>>336866023
He places higher than S2J pretty often. I don't see why this would be a surprise.
>>336859532
I never understand the gags in these single-paneled comics.
>>336865907
>muh shitter bads are equivalent to Gods - the only good players in Smash
>>336866086
>le spacies are hard meme
Execution barrier means literally nothing once you get past pools level at locals. Spacies are the easiest to win with because they have the best tools.
>>336865720
REAL HUMAN BEAN
i love this matchup as peach but it's definitely falcon favorted. armada just spoiled us.
>>336866234
Yeah but you'll need to be able to consistently use those tools and mix them up intelligently because everyone and their mother knows how to fight spacies.
>>336866178
Both players currently playing right now have taken games off Gods. Here is your (You)
>>336866126
careful, you might get some docbabbies sperging out on you if you talk shit about le newlyweds even though they consistently have trash tier commentary
>>336866358
he's just fucking having a laff m8 stop responding
RAPIST BTFO
Skisonic should commentate smash.
>>336858050
look at her op
its clear she wants to get away from that beta male so she can go get blacked by tyron and jamal. shes a useless fucking slut who takes black cock in the rear then sucks it after
Husband sucks at commentary
YOUNG
WIZ
>>336866327
Naw Armada wins the falcon matchup
>>336866151
its bnot a surprise but i need to remind people who think that s2j is the best falcon that he is already out
>>336866126
>>336866371
>why aren't they yelling/screaming/speaking in ebonics to keep my adhd ass entertained?!?!
>>336866434
I would like to think, but there are genuinely people that retarded.
>>336866371
I feel like Wife is fine when he isn't distracted by some story or commentating with Husband. Husband isn't great. Not bad either, but he's just bland. Together they're pretty awful.
>>336866530
Still better than blur, d1, mike haggar and fendrick lamar
WIZZY IS SO FUCKING GOOD HOLY SHIT
HOW IS HE SO SMART
>>336866602
MAXIMUM HYPEZ BOWSA. OOOH TOSS DIS NIGGA
>>336866631
nah
WIZZY CONFIRMED BEST FALCON
>>336866602
They had shit analysis and insight as well. They're the worst of both worlds.
Wizzy gettin raped by MacD
>reminder that wife's butthole puckers up when two samus's have a charge blast. He gets so nervous.
>no peach in top 8
i miss the goat ;___;
>S2J going home
>Wizzy in top 8
johnny degenerates btfo
>>336866602
HMW can still do good commentary without being as crazy as he used to be.
HMW and Wobbles honestly is a great commentary pair, they match up with hype and great analysis.
>>336866631
D1 is a great commentator, Blur is alright, and you're right about the other two. Husband and Wife are ranked down there with Mike and Fendrick.
>>336866778
uhuh
>>336866823
>not dejohnerates
one job
>>336866803
>goat
>posted a photo of armada
huh?
>>336865442
K I D
W I Z
>>336866823
He smoked too many joints
>who wants it more
are we literally sports now?
What's the YL vs ICs matchup like?
>>336866860
gayest of all time
>>336866837
Yeah HMW definitely chilled out.
>>336866823
>S2J gets his Norwalk practice partner
>Wizzy gets an easy as fuck Peach
GEE I WONDER
shit I missed the first stock
YUNG AXE
>>336866860
Armada got butthurt and said how mang0 needs to kill himself, how the American National Anthem (Only the American one) should be banned from tournaments, and how he's the only true god, and how he's the real goat.
Armada and leffen both have amazingly huge egos.
>>336866823
S2J played Lucky while Wizz played Shitty Armada wannabe.
Shit that went from good to bad real quick
>>336858142
First Post
Best Post
>>336866907
Young Link wins 0 top/high tier MUs. 55 or over for ICs.
Man Wobbles makes ICs so fun to watch.
>>336866989
MacD and S2J go back and forth, and the last time they played Wizzy beat Lucky
>>336867032
>how hes the only true god
but he didnt win the trophy
>>336867032
>things that never actually happened
FALCO TIME
Axe is never going to win anything for as long as he has to rely on a meme low tier for pikachus bad matchups. When is he actually going to come up with an answer for this? He's been cucked for so long.
>>336866987
Is there video of this?
>>336866989
Wizzy is up 2-0 in sets this year against that guy S2J just lost to
>>336867063
He got sent to losers by fucking nintendude lel
>>336867251
Lucky and S2J are PRACTICE PARTNERS
They play each other literally all the time so of course Wizzy has an easier time playing against Lucky.
>>336866987
What was BTS's reaction to this?
>>336867032
only a mango fuckboy could ever say something so completely and utterly fucking retarded
holy shit listen to yourself.
>>336867214
The punch wasn't on camera.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inswr8rcoBc
>>336867032
This never happened. Nice try, you must be from Mangonation.
>>336866989
>S2J gets his Norwalk practice partner
>Wizzy gets an easy as fuck Peach
MacD is ranked above S2J and wins a solid chunk of their H2Hs. Wizzy won last match vs Lucky.
Jesus fucking CHRIST Husband is such a stupid faggot
>>336867173
While most of that is untrue, he actually did want the American Anthem banned. His reasoning wasn't against America or anything, it was that people would use that cheer against him and it made him feel awful and like "a villain".
the memes
>>336867380
Wife/Husband literally invented melee commentary. Get absolutely fucked.
>>336867313
I would think that S2J would have an easier time playing Lucky, since they play all the time.
>>336867063
>Shitty Armada Wannabe
Gets better results than S2J and is higher ranked.
>>336865613
I dislike Hbox playstyle a little bit too, but it's evident that Hbox is Hitler at this point. Even if he found the cure for cancer, a lot of people could be saying that he only did it because he's and attention whore.
>>336867313
Fox-Falcon is a 60-40 matchup, no fuckign excuses. Wizzy is just better vs. Fox.
based our guy wobbles
>>336867471
and he knows jack shit about the game today
>>336867471
That is the dumbest thing I've heard in months. Go to bed GimR.
jesus christ wobbles don't lose to his secondaries
>>336867471
congratulations that was what a decade ago? times have changed
>>336867032
Armada always gets away with shit because he's the retarded foreign exchange kid, and although he doesn't have a sense of humor it's funny because he managed to articulate anything at all
>>336867575
>rooting for a stupid wobbler
(you)
>wobbles is a faggot piece of shit who doesn't even want to win
>b-b--b-bbut muh sportsmanship
kill yourself wobbles you fucking sandbagging piece of shit
wobble or die you fucking faggot
>>336867394
>it made him feel awful and like "a villain"
Really? Even while he and the rest of the community continue to make Hbox a villain?
>>336867032
>and how he's the only true god, and how he's the real goat
This is correct though.
WOBBLES THAT WAS FREE WHAT THE FUCK
wobbles what the hel..
>>336867727
You seem angry.
end your own life wobbles you fucking piece of shit
>>336867675
>wobbles
>a wobbler
how's your first melee event? :)
>Axe and Wobbles genuinely look like they're having fun
>/v/ gets upset about fun
Nothing changed here
>>336867727
I agree sandbagging by not wobbling is lame. Play to win.
>>336867739
Euros have thin skins, because their continent slipped out of relevance in the 20th century
>Axe's shines
What. The. Fuck.
>>336858142
Aren't you suppose to be playing Juan? Stop shitposting on 4chan and lose some weight.
>waveshining nana off the stage
thats how you play icies m2k you scrublord
>>336867321
Jokes that melee had a good run and sm4sh was going to be in next time.
>>336867032
>>336867173
Most of top smash players have huge egos. Mango just said that hes the real goat and that everybody should be thankful for all the shit he has been doing for the Melee community.
Axe is legitimately looking like Hax right now.
>>336867868
>>336867843
HAHAHA JUST KIDDING I DONT REALLY WANT TO WIN JUST HAVING FUN MEMEING OUT HERE LOL STOP BEING SO SERIOUS
T. MAN WHO REFUSES TO WOBBLE
>>336867914
Someone should post the reddit screenshot of the european talking about free speech
>>336867980
You can literally watch that on tape.
The other pros have to try SO HARD to not call him a little fucking faggot. It's incredible to watch.
>The one man to ban wobbling was wobbles himself
what the fuck
>axe will never stop using memeachu
kill me
>>336867868
Mercy is being shown and it sickens me deeply.
>>336867739
This was back when Hbox was still struggling to win Majors but was still placing top 5 every tourney. He was a low tier villain back when Armada said this.
God damn it wobbles why won't you try?
Axe's secondaries are fucking sick, he should just drop that shitty pikachu and switch to Falco/Marth.
hide your fucking walls
>wobbles fell for the 'muh sportsmanship' meme
eat shit you fucking loser
>>336868141
doesn't wanna break more walls
for fucks sake
>>336868141
Pretty clear Wobbles sort of gave it to Axe. I know Axe isn't going to GOML next week, maybe he decided to give Axe a chance to fight Hbox?
>>336868027
You used the wrong pic for this situation.
Not wobbling, is not the same as "xd lol jk stop being a tryhard". There's a difference between using a still controversial infinite and doing shit that can still help you win without using it is not "Just playing for fun"
>>336868269
>wobbling
>controversial
t. gigashitter
>lol i could win but i dun wanna XDDD hahaha just playing man *gets eliminated*
simply epic
>>336867727
I think Wobbles decided that he doesn't want to become Nintendude or Hbox where you're a one trick pony that everyone roots against, and frankly I can respect that.
>>336868335
how is it not controversial? people are still bitching about it and trying to get it banned.
FALCON IN TOP 8
WIZZY IS A GOD
>>336868335
Even if it's not that controversial it makes for a better show for sure
Seeing some tricks and handoffs is infinitely more fun to watch then Nintendude
>>336868269
Wobbling isn't controversial. Only people at low skill levels complain about it because they suck.
>>336868390
>bads cry so it's controversial
lol
>>336868382
more like he's a faggot and has severe anger problems and he thinks this somehow makes up for punching holes in fat jews from dota2's walls.
he's a fucked up retarded manchild who could be really good but refuses to be because he has mental issues - it's like he's m2k except that he WILLINGLY makes himself bad
>>336868413
Falcon was in Top 8 at Pound you idiot it isnt that big of a deal
>>336868447
And that's why Nintendude is in top 8 and Wobbles is not.
>wizzrobe vs nintendude
free top 6 for wizz, noice
Is it over for today?
>>336868475
Jesus Christ dude, what on earth did Wobbles do to make you hate him so much? Calm the fuck down.
>>336868514
and that's why literally everyone on the planet hates Nintendude and most people like Wobbles
>>336868382
Nintendude and Hbox are not the same, don't lump em together. Hbox is shown he can adapt and wreck. Nintendude is a 1 dimensional faggot who plays the world's most boring ICs.
>>336868532
yeah, top 8 tomorrpw
Did WinslowFag post?
>>336868475
m2k isn't bad
>>336868447
This is some scrub tier shit. Is there a trophy or special placing for doing sick looking tricks that I'm not aware of?
>>336868578
>hey guys in this fox dominated game i could become a psuedo-god with a low tier character while being a good entertaining persona
>but i wont and ill sandbag and be shit because lol i hate the thing i invented xd please forgive me for punching the wall
he's a faggot
imagine if phelps decided to swim slower because he felt it unfair he was born with such a genetic gift
Wobbles being sponsored and still not wobbling is probably my biggest gripe with all of this.
>>336868335
>wobbling
>controversial
>t. gigashitter
Where have you been for the past few years? People are still arguing over if it should be allowed or not. Having it being banned, which if I can recall by Wobbles, which yes is a stupid decision by the guy who created the infinite anyways, at this point wouldn't matter but, for some reason it still does.
In my opinion, shitters need to follow what Axe just showed us, if you disable the Nana the climber can not wobble. Wobbles need to, no pun intended, climb this wall that's keeping him from just winning.
>>336868656
m2k is fucking garbo if hes not in autismmode
>>336868743
only incredibly bad bads think wobbling should be banned
>>336868583
lel who cares about that pussy shit?
Winning is the most important thing when you're competing
>>336868382
I can too, and I think its definitely part of what keeps him relevant. Nintendude is a good if boring player but he never looks like he has the mastery of the character that Wobbles does. But he's consistent as fuck.
Wobbles is constantly doing shit like "I'll just wobble him for 3 hits and then throw into nothing" like he's ashamed of even thinking about it. And missing edguards that should be easy as fuck for someone as good as he is, it just feels like he doesn't want to win.
>>336868679
wobbles didn't invent the infinite, dipshit
>wahhhh top players need to play the way i want them to so i can swoon over "muh narratives" like a good little stream monster instead of just watching good melee
kill yourself ASAP
>>336868681
I'm sort of not surprised it turned out like this. He didn't wobble S2J at Summit, where there was x3 more money on the line.
I honestly think climbers need wobbling to get into top 8 though. I think Fox is a 100-0 match up without it.
>>336868743
The point you keep missing is only shit players argue about it.
>>336868857
>mid/mid-high tier player could win, but doesn't
>this is somehow defensible
>h-he's actually good even though he intentionally throws games
>>336860962
Not a hoverhand. Just trying to look cool and failing.
>>336868887
that has no relevance at all, it's still obviously controversial.
jesus, another tourney already? I'm just waiting for evo.
>>336868743
If Wobbles had actually taken all the wobbles that Axe gave him he'd have ended most of those matches with 2 stocks.
Axe plays risky since he knows Wobbles won't just kill him instantly if he slips up, but that's not really what you want to look at to learn not to get grabbed.
Except that waveshining in the beginning of the fox match, that was pristine.
>>336869110
Melee doesn't have a circuit, the only stable supermajors right now are The Big House and EVO (formerly Apex)
The rest are just who decides to have an appealing prize pot and a reliable TO
>>336869279
Alex strife getting blown the fuck out.
>>336868475
Not sure if you're retarded or not
Wobbles himself said that he'll go back to wobbling if he feels that Ice Climbers have absolutely no alternative to being a good character, but for now he's trying to develop the character more since no other IC player will
>>336869192
back when hungrybox was a likable underdog
>no ppmd
When is this guy going to get out to some more tournaments? I feel like he's going to get left behind, unless he's doing some secret training and studying the top players hard right now.
>>336869908
he's done for.
>>336869908
https://youtu.be/k8y0U3EWrqY he made this recently
>>336870252
his idiotic mustache makes this pic
>>336869619
M8, If Alex was still the TO Apex would be on that list
>>336869905
hbox was never likeable
it's really too bad that he didn't quit
>>336870252
>hungrybox is 22 years old
JFMSU
>>336870286
he lost so much weight, good to see
>>336870342
>flirts with a 16 year old girl online
>/r/smashbros: "Alex Strife is a rapist. Boycott Apex."
>>336870559
Shame that such a reliable TO was ousted desu
>>336870342
Bifuteki is making the event FGC-friendly tho.
Gonna be interesting to see how it pans out this year.
>>336870424
>mangocucks are THIS salty that their idol keeps getting bodied by based hbox
Better at melee than mango.
Better career than mango.
Taller, more attractive, and more intelligent than mango.
Cuter girlfriend than mango's.
Better person than mango by virtually every metric, he's just all around better.
Stay salty faggots, you will never be as successful at life as based hbox.
>>336870559
Smashers are unfortunately a bunch of beta white knights who jump to defend girls at any cost.
See: Scar and Toph, Smash Sisters
It's really unfortunate because in an alternate world tourneys could be like fun men's clubs instead of stinking shitholes filled with sjws and /r9k/ types.
>>336870710
at least when it happened to macd they came to their senses and realized it might be fucked up to destroy someone based on rumors and screenshots of chat logs.
>>336858050
What does she do for Riot?
>>336870953
You can add Esam to that bunch.
>>336870916
>thinking i'd root for anyone but the one true boat
>>336870953
>the cuckshed of bobby scarnewman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_H6XTsJtgkc#t=13m2
>>336870916
>hbox more attractive
If it was younger hbox, then yeah. But nowadays, not even close. Even a faggot like you would have shit taste
>>336860496
he recently made a post where he said he prefers to just watch starcraft 2 or hearthstone when not playing smash.
>>336871335
It didn't take long for him to turn into a faggot after moving to SF. I'm surprised I never got into SJW shit myself growing up there.
>>336871590
scar is still based as fuck, so what if he has SJW tendencies
>>336858050
ALL OF YOU MELEE BOIS GET IN THIS DISCORD
https://discord.gg/0ztiMEKzdpimUWcq
>>336870916
Armada pls
>>336872627
it's just kind of weird seeing him go apologizing on twitter whenever one person takes offense to anything
>>336873089
just the nature of being the face of a growing e-sport. gotta be inclusive.
