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Overwatch lewds are encouraged / actively created by Blizzard in order to promote the game.
It is shilling in it's highest and most potent form.
Please delete that image, it's much too sexualized and is very triggering
>>336837219
>mdw Mercy's butt is the most delicious but it's hidden away
It's not going to make their game less of a casual slow shitfest.
>>336837040
How does this work? Its not like you have to play the game to see the pictures.
/v/ has been saying that for some time now. Blizzard is desperate for sales.
So why is this shit allowed on /v/ again? There are plenty of porn boards.
Who do you ship?
Soldier: 76 x Mercy
Tracer x Widowmaker
Pharoah xmuh dick
>>336837374
It's honestly not surprising.
Sex sells. Advertising on TV has been using it (subtly, and not so subtly) for decades.
It would be more shocking if Blizzard didn't use the sexy waifu butts for marketing purposes.
Paid shills on /v/ also promote the game.
I've played a fair bit of this game and I enjoy it a decent amount but every single game I just sit in awe when it shows the killcam and I realize the guy just pressed Q and literally aimbotted me to death, or he was playing Bastion and just killed me instantly by putting his crosshair within 5 meters of me and holding down M1. It feels like a more fun version of TF2 and it kind of is, but it's way more of a casual shitfest than TF2 is, and that's saying a lot.
>>336837689
Exactly. But they can't do it officially anymore due to feminazis breathing down their necks. So better to post it anonymously on various sites instead to get the point across without the heat. It's clever.
Merci! Merci!
The sad thing is that the game has really really good production values, but is not a good shooting game. Crouching is almost useless, sprint is not universal, some characters don't even have a secondary fire, the modes are really limited, and the balancing is terrible.
Having played the beta I already feel like I've seen everything the game has to offer. The skill ceiling is really low and the restrictions on matchmaking and game types is imposing and annoying.
This really is just the Heroes of the Storm of FPS.
>>336837745
like OP by pretending to reverse shill
>>336837374
>Blizzard
>One of the most successful companies in the history of gaming
>Raking in Bazillions out of their dying cow WoW every month since the beginning of time
>Raking in Bazillions^2 from Hearthstone pack sales every month
>Desperate for sales
k.
>>336838057
Waifu shit is bad design and retarded period, its existence is to pander to the lowest common denominator and you can't even dislike it without some 13 year old who just discovered how to fap going "LMAO BOOBS R SO EPIC LE FTW WOW THIS GAME DOESN'T HAVE WAIFUS SJW KEKS ARE KILLING GAMING"
All the shilling and sfm porn still won't fix the 20 tick.
>>336837898
You're not going to get attention from the Letsplayers and the ransoms by making everything about skill. It's all about 'appealing to everyone' now, anon.
>>336838413
>Only teenagers like fanservice
Favorite meme.
>>336838274
Nah, I'm just honestly impressed by the covert advertising.
Didn't give a fuck about the game until I saw those lewd SFMs a few months back.
Pretty soon I'm fapping and waifuing like the best of them. Downloaded the Beta because I wanted to play my waifu's game.
>>336838197
>Crouching is almost useless, sprint is not universal, some characters don't even have a secondary fire
Why do you think these are legitimate criticisms and not just the retarded babbling of an old man?
"BACK IN MY DAY CROUCHING MEANT SOMETHING"
Who gives a shit about crouching? This is a fucking arcade shooter.
>>336838413
Not to mention discussion is basically autists spamming waifu shit and lewds then /v/ flips its shit if you try to make a thread to actually talk about the game
>>336837040
me on the left
>>336837040
So what. Disney did the exact same thing with Zootopia and the furry community. This method works
>>336837551
Pharah and Reinhardt.
Pharah says that she had a poster of Reinhardt in her room when she was younger.
I want the game but I can't see myself paying 60 bucks for it.
40 bucks is only for PC :(
>>336838413
Thanks for sharing your hot opinions.
Everyone knows that already
>>336837040
Today has been a nice day for shilling. I can't wait to play Overwatch™ on my Nvidia™ GeForce GTX 1080!
>>336838413
Shutup moron the Overwatch woman are sexy but also well designed it's not just gratuitous fanservice with all girls in skimpy outfits.
>>336837040
Do you have a version of this image that isn't slathered in vaseline?
>>336838405
Of course they are. Every publisher is.
>>336837898
>>336838197
I'm havingfunplaying Genji
Most high risk high reward character IMO
>>336838413
Neo-/v/ isn't tumblr, they said...
>>336838685
Shouldn't you be off making 50 threads a day about muh censorship and SJWs
>>336838702
I also pre-ordered BF1 for the sake of diversity.
>>336837040
>That fucking huge D.Va
Why does no one that makes these know scale?
>>336837040
I hope it keeps up then. I've lost count how many times i've nutted to overwatch porn. Have no desire to play it though
>>336838876
Shouldn't you be off playing your mature videogames like TLOU and Gone Home?
>>336838694
What was that really awesome move you loved to do?
>>336838405
You do realize WoW has lost many players due to what happened recently right? They're losing profits
>>336839171
You lost me anon.
But for your answer. I don't quite know yet.
>>336837040
The only reason why ANYONE cares about Overwatch in the first place is because of the porn. No one would actually care about a shitty TF2 clone by fucking Blizzard in the first place, it only got attention because of the porn created for it. So yeah, Blizzard probably likes all the porn because it's free shilling and gathers interest in the game because people will buy shitty games with their dicks all the time. It'll be a dead game within a few months, with a small niche community that cries over the glory days, but the porn will last forever.
That all being said, the porn out there is very good because most of the women in the game are very fuckable and desirable, and quite a few talented artists/SFMers have contributed to the porn scene. But it's still a shitty TF2 clone, and nothing will change that.
>>336839313
here comes the TF2 retards.
>>336839273
You do realize it's still the biggest MMORPG and that they still rake in dozens of millions every month right? The fact that the game is so big after more than a decade is a testimony to the amount of wealth that Blizzard has, not to the fact that Blizzard is ding badly
>>336839313
Tracer is the only ugly one with her Pixar face. Agreed on the rest.
>>336839563
I don't care for TF2 either, I'll shit on that game too, but Overwatch is the pile-of-shit of the month so bitching should be expected. I mean, just browsing a few other threads you've already got OTP shitters, waifufags arguing, for weeks these threads have been 80% porn. I'm not even sure how many of these threads actually discuss the game. It's like most Disgaea threads where most of it is casual waifu wars and ecchi while three people sit in a corner actually talking about the game. Waifufags ruin games and their communities, and this game is pandering to waifufags; time and time again, waifufags have ruined community after community, and fucking /vg/ is just a board dedicated to waifufaggotry. Overwatch is going to be next, so enjoy the game while you can.
>>336839297
Aceman. I remember you did a move I liked but I can't remember the name.
>>336837040
Didn't they release the SFM models for them? That would make sense that they at least encourage it
>>336840285
Well if you say so..
>>336837040
Blizzard is actively sending out cease and desist letters to any and every model ripper who has done anything with the models. They've also completely scrubbed SFMlabs and the Steam Workshop of all the Overwatch models in the last week. I managed to save my Zarya before she got removed from my workshop subscriptions.
>characters so forgettable in terms of personality and voiceacting that only the females are remembered due to wearing skin tight suits
>>336838413
I'm 27 years old, married, have a little baby kid, own my own house and I still love waifu shit. Get rekt, kiddo.
Meh, I find animated sfm loops dull as shit.
>>336840428
<3
Keep up the good work. I'm glad they didn't go with the ult ending to your show. It would have been too sad.
>>336840617
>I'm 27 years old, married, have a little baby kid
I'm so sorry.
>>336840439
need this image done with Soldier 76
>>336837040
And I'm going to jerk off to overwatch Leeds for years and never ever buy the game.
Good luck
>>336838595
These are options that make the game deeper. The lack of native movement options and abilities for juking and such make the game feel really barebones and dumbed down.
I hate to bring in another game because it just gets shitposted for stuff that has nothing to do with its mechanics, but Dirty Bomb is a MUCH better game than Overwatch. It allows for a greater skill ceiling and has numerous movement and shooting mechanics that make it feel very solid all around.
>ammo management
>parkour
>secondary fire
>alternative weapons
You get this native with the game. Meanwhile in Overwatch a lot of characters are literally just holding the fire button forever because you have no concern for your ammo and there's nothing else your character can do.
>>336839313
Oh yeah, that's why most teams I played with had Reaper, Bastion, Hanzo, Reinhardt, Junkrat in them.
Go back to your hat simulator.
>>336837040
>Overwatch lewds are encouraged / actively created by Blizzard in order to promote the game.
uhhh most of it's made using SFM no?
if there's some greater conspiracy in it is that steam is in on it, or that they at least knew content producers will like slobbering animals make porn with SFM instead of whatever naive ideas they had
>>336840710
For performing my biological duties? You'll get your turn one day, and then you'll realize that you don't need to become a normalfag to have a family.
>>336840710
>I'm so sorry
You're sorry that he's starting a family?
>>336839662
Tracer voice is the sexiest thing in the universe.
She could look whatever she wants and she'd still make my dick hard as titanium just by hearing her talk. As long as she's not fat.
>>336838405
companies have lifespans, and video game companies aren't exactly on the same level as oil producers for example
it's not exactly an overstatement that AT SOME POINT blizzard is going to be in shit
>>336838405
>big companies have no interest in making more profit
Yep that's pretty much it, you nailed it on the head kid. Once a company gets big enough their shareholders/owners are just like "nah, we've made enough money, I think we're good here."
get sexually triggered, moralfags.
Video game degeneracy ftw! Haha!
Nice try OP, there's nothing sexual about the Overwatch characters
>>336841624
>the high elves are a haughty race... and for good reason: their queen graces the EQ cover.
>>336841023
>My game can't be waifushit, it has male characters!
>I can't be racist, I have three black friends!
Perhaps then the female characters are ONLY good for the porn they provide, if no one is using them in-game.
>>336841280
>>336841387
>the state of neo-/v/
I want neofaggots and tumblrtards to go. Normalfaggotry is not welcome here.
>>336841570
>Being this illiterate
I never said they weren't going for profits, I just said that they were by no means "desperate" given the success of their company franchises. Could you be any more retarded?
>>336838413
Fuck off Tumblr landwhale
>>336841519
True, but Blizzard looks to be in a very stable spot right now, so desperate wouldnt be the word I'd use in terms of their needing to sell Overwatch
>>336840431
>>336842338
Source?
>>336840431
unf
>>336841704
Stop false flagging.
>>336842386
Source is me.
>>336837040
Kek
All those years of salty Blizzard fanboys pounding on "anime clichee" and "oversexed" characters in Asian online games.
And now this...
Their entire marketing is now literally ass of animegirls in your face
>>336842058
>only normals get laid
don't you have your own chan where you can wallow in self pity with the other self loathing virgin losers?
>>336841704
This desu
>>336842495
Then keep posting pls
>>336842495
Thanks for sharing, appreciate it.
>>336841704
How the fuck are you spouse to get enough coins to buy rare outfits?
Can you only get coins from loot boxes? I've opened like 14 and got 50 coins, once.
I did get a rare skin for the robot monk but it seems unlikely you'll ever unlock a rare skin for someone you play main.
Also,
> Post yfw you spectate; Tracer, Widomaker, Mercy or Symmetra
>>336838678
thats lewd dude, Reinhardt and Pharah's mother were an item
>>336838557
It is true though
Teenagers and underages in general are so hormone ridden that they need to see sexual aroulsement in every media they consume
It is pretty sad but one day you will grow up too and you'll have much more free time considering you will no longer be masturbating every day
>>336842720
>own chan
If you weren't a newfag you'd know it's/r9k/.
>>336840431
luckily all if not most of the models were archived and are on sfmlab now. Pisses me off slightly since it ruined some sessions but at least I still have them
I LOVE BASTION.
Filtering casuals and normies one play of the game at a time.
>Every overwatch girl will never sit on your face and fart, taking turns one by one until Zarya finishes you off, choking you with her gas then crushing your head between her thighs
why even go on living tbqh
>>336843097
>calls others a newfag
>doesn't know about wizardchan
hoyl shit, summer is real
>>336843048
Wrong.
I only began to want fanservice everywhere at 23.
>tfw you're young and have an extremely large sex drive, and can't get through a single match of Overwatch without getting a painfully irresistible urge to jerk off.
This kills the game
>>336842985
Just gotta get lucky. You only get them through loot boxes from coin drops themselves and for duplicate items but those don't pay out that much at all on lower quality items.
>>336839273
incorrect way to think of it. They minimized cost years ago by booting all the people who worked on World of Warcraft. They probably need a few hundred thousand to maintain their server farms each year these days including upkeep and matienence/wages. If they still have like 1 million players they still way over profit on the game.
>Sneak up on a Bastion from behind
>His turret revolves around and kills me before I can kill him
what the fug
>>336843287
Being a literal manchild isnt something to proud of
>>336842884
I haven't got much more at the moment, so I apologize. But there will be more eventually.
>>336843283
>summer boogeyman
How to spot a newfag 101
You realize that you're contributing to the objectification of women, right?
Mods, please delete this thread
>>336843432
Thank you based anon
>>336843335
They'll be profitable even if they only have 10~20k players. EQ1 still hasn't gone anywhere and that's about the amount of players playing that game, if not less. As long as there's even one server with enough population playing, it'll be profitable.
>>336837040
I want more lesbian porn of Tracer's face in Widowmaker's ass.
Is that too much to ask for?
>>336840431
THICKER
>>336841798
And if I said most teams seem to have a balanced ratio of genders you'd what, scream "Muh sjw! Forced equality! Fucking blizzcucks!"
This is why people hate frogposters, yall ain't got any style
>>336843465
what's wrong with objectifying women? those are some healthy role models.
>>336843223
Zarya is a fucking abomination put in to appeal to in denial gays. You're a degenerate if you unironically like Zarya. Roadhog and Zarya are the embodiment of everything wrong with America, only added to the roster to satisfy the SJW critics, and I refuse to play them.
>>336837040
my dick doesnt care
>>336843453
so when will you go back to wizardchan to tell your friends how unfair it is that everyone else is getting pussy but you?
>>336843645
Roadhog and Zarya are both great champs tho. It's your loss for being such a fragile snowflake who can't put his irrelevant hate of SJW aside for one second.
>>336843682
>he actually made it thiqqer
Thanks my manCan we go even further? If not can I request someZarya?
>>336843735
>bragging about getting pussy on an anonymouse imageboard
You sure told me
>>336843621
>what's wrong with objectifying women?
aaaaand now its time for another episode of "How to spot the goobergater"
Where can i find a master list of overwatch lewds?
>>336843465
>objectifying fictional chaeacters is the same as objectifying women
learn2reality
If you had said sexualization feeds sexual tendencies, I would agree. But you didn't. And you would probably imply that finding women sexy is wrong. Which it's not. Faggot.
>>336843917
I think it's just a shoop
>>336843917
My Zarya doesn't have a fully made rig at the moment unfortunately. No face bones and the weights are all messed up elsewhere. Same with my Symmetra.
>>336843995
Are you fucking serious? The objectification of women in ALL kinds of media only serves to legitimize the objectification of real women. Why do you feel that this is necessary?
>faggot
oh wait! I sppotted the goobergater!!
>>336843932
No one was bragging; you're the one who got upset about it in the first place.
>>336844063
Shoot. Oh well, figured I'd askshe is my Overwatchfu
>>336844257You've been replying to three different persons.
>Age: 37
Do you think she's a mother?
The clock is ticking you know...
>>336844518
If she is, that can only mean cute loli daughteru or cute shota.Or even cute bara husbando.
Win/Win/Win.
Are they really hitting SFM's with C&Ds?
>>336844518
I wanna impregnate Mercy!while she wears her suit!
>>336844518
I want to make her a mother
>>336844682
That would be a dick move.
That shit is the only reason Overwatch got so much attention
>>336840431
this pose doesn't do her ass justicebut I would
>>336837313
How can a butt be delicious, Anon?
>>336843159
People don't seem to understand that running face first wont work.
Thats why I play tracer and pop up behind people
>>336840857
Here you go anon. I'm a shitty drawfag and it's just lineart, but I hope you enjoy. I might color it some other time, but I don't want the thread to 404.
>>336845116
How can't butt be delicious?
>>336837313
>mdw when anon is right
>why are western women so ugly? goddamn sjws
>these western devs are just putting hot women into games just to sell
pick one /v/
>>336837040
Are you fucking retarded?
Of course it is. Sex sells, a lot. Why do you think most of Jap shit still tries to have hypersexual characters?
For some games it's the only way to sell, it has been like this for decades now.
>>336841704
>Get this skin
> don't even use widow maker
> get young genji skin
>don't use genji
>these are the two characters I never use. The test I regularly enjoy playing .
Fuck
>>336845116
Just look at Mercy's butt >>336837040
And tell me you don't want her ass checks to smother your face while you make out with her butthole
>>336845332
I pick both
everything is bad, especially(You)
>>336837313
It's a pure ass.
It knows it's good but doesn't need to show it off all the time
>>336844682
Here's a link to D.va's workshop model.
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=579520876
They're all like that now. Also to the anon that wanted an expanded Mercy ass, if you scale the model too much the mesh starts to break apart. I had to mess with the model's weight to get her crotch back into the correct place.
>>336843159
The issue isn't that running at him is bad, it's that running anywhere in his line of sight for anywhere more than a second with a non tank is almost certain death.
>>336843307
>get a duplicate skin
>15 credits
>>336837040
can you actually see mercys butt? I never noticed and it's good looking too
>>336845634
I love that mercy's got a little chub in the front, it's perfect
>>336845391
at least you didn't get 2 soldier 76 skins
>>336845634
She has a waistcloth or something like that.
It's best girl so there is no need for skintight shit
Can I please get a non-blurry version of OP's pic?
>>336845521
This.
I don't think bastion is overpowered but I find his DPS to be rather absurd. There are too many spots for him to have sight line to 90% of the battlefield and that 10% can only be accessed by characters like junkrat and phara, which get shot out of the sky if they don't double tap him.
If you're in a party I'd imagine it would be pretty easy to come together with a plan to rout bastions, but in pubs you can only throw as much shit at him as you can until he dies.
>>336845634
Mercy's is modest so she hides her Angel-tier butt behind her uniform.
I want to impregnateZarya!
>>336845634
You can see it well when she's in the sky and falling down
>>336845996
I had to go up against a reinhardt + bastion on offense in the russian map and it was honestly one of the most cancerous things i've seen. He just parked his ass in the corner and you could not go anywhere near him. It was fucking disgusting, and being one player behind didn't help
>>336844518
Wish she wasn't a heal bitch and instead had a valkyrie moveset.
>>336845308
>>336845416
B-But Anon, how do you make out with an angel girl's butthole?elaborate explanation pls
>>336845116
>not eating ass
>this whole time it was mercy with dat best ass
sfms where
>>336837551
Fuck, why is Tracer x Widow so perfect
I felt nothing during the initial reveal trailer or Alive, then suddenly there's all these fucking art of them and it started to make more and more sense to see them as a couple
>>336846024
I don't think she's fertile after years of anabolic steroid use.
>>336846253
Lawd have Mercy
>>336846072
Maybe it will happen
>>336846409
Because two great asses are better than one.
>>336846143
You kiss and suck on then stick your tongue in
>star the tutorial
>this happens
Blizzard know what they're doing
how can people be attracted to widow? she's blue not because she's an alien or something, but because her body has been modified to where now her skin doesnt get enough blood. she's essentially a cold, rotting corpse
>>336846614
lewd webms of Mercy when?
>>336840431
So if the models are no longer in the workshop where can we get them??
>>336846772
The blood is now where it's important
>>336846772
Necrophilia is a thing anon.
>>336845116
irish pls
Do you guys think Blizz will go full copy and give us seasonal events like in TF2?
>>336846772
That's kinda hot
>>336846772
>she's essentially a cold, rotting corpse
It's not necrophilia as long as the important parts are still blood flooded.
>>336845308
>>336845416
>>336846150
>>336846930
I bet none of you have ever actually eaten out an asshole before
>>336846964
>>336846894
i have sfms that show otherwise
>>336847048Actually I have
>>336847048
I have, it's fuckin hot. I've had my rim licked as well, god damn I love it
>>336846628
He said "elaborate"
>>336847130
>>336847145
>Lying on an anonymous imageboard
Hope you kids are ready to taste poop when you finally lose your virginities.
>>336839273
Actually blizzard is increasing profit, the revenues from hearthstone more then made up for the loss from WOW.
Maybe you fucking retards should fact check before you go around spouting this bullshit, because now you look like a dumbass.
>>336847048
No it's disgusting.
>he thinks you have shill porn
>on the internet
wew wew wew lad
>>336837219
Fuck off
>>336845224
thanks for the effort my friend. Much appreciated.
>>336846628
>>336847145
>>336847048
>>336847130
Literal shite-eaters, everyone
>>336845508
>http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=579520876
>this item does not exist.
>>336847308
>I got grouped in for calling them all liars
>>336847048
He said butt, not asshole.
While I haven't eating any assholes, I have had the chance to experience the joys of plump and petite butts.
>>336846772
I've had deader waifus before, the thought of some cold skin wouldn't be an impediment for me.
>>336842985
sauce please i tried to search
>>336847220
>>336847308
nah, gotta make sure its clean first obviously. I did it in the shower
>>336846843
I've heard some are still archived on SFMLabs for the time being, and if you can use Blender, there are a few models available on deviantart, but you have to turn off safe search to find them.
>>336847308
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euXQbZDwV0wUploaded on 24 May 2010
>>336845116
*prrrrrrbt prrprpprprprpbbbbt *
ahhhhh...
having sexy characters is just common sense
anyway widowmaker has the tastiest butthole
>>336847372
They're dead. They're all dead. Most Overwatch models on the Workshop are gone thanks to Blizzard going all jew lawyer, and any that are still left will be removed soon.
>>336837040
>It is shilling in it's highest and most potent form.
So? Nothing bad with a bit of marketing.
Also no one wants to play an unattractive character.
>>336847736
Literally you
>>336847772
>Fart fetish
My nigga
>>336847871
yeah ok, go back to reading your bible
>>336847757
lol, Based Africans laying down the law
>>336847871
haha
THERE ARE PEOPLE IN THIS THREAD THAT ACTUALLY EAT POOP. SHUT IT DOWN!
>>336837040
only widow has an ass that's even worth noticing. Tracer and D-Va have flat asses. Mercy's is always hidden.
>>336847975
>Don't like tugging nuggets of shit out of dirty assholes with my tongue
>Must be some kinda bible-thumper!
You're fucking ridiculous, shit-eater.
>>336847871
kankermongool mit poep op zijn gezicht?
>>336848000 (Checked)
Really?
>>336844518
She's passed 35, so the chance of Downs syndrome kids grows by the day.
>They fell for black people's Eating Ass meme
>>336847048
Nigger here's a tip on eating out ass. don't swallow it. just let it rest on your tongue and melt through. All asslovers need to learn to do this. Also don't bite it sometimes it gets crunchy
>>336848147
>using non official models
In game Tracer has essentially zero ass.
>>336848151
>She's passed 35, so the chance of Downs syndrome kids grows by the day.
wait what
>>336844518
I am glad Switzerland finally gets a character in a game and she happens to be the best waifu
>>336846496
I haven't played Magic in years but good God that Legendary is overpowered.
>>336848248
Sorry I don't even have the game m8
>>336848314
LOL
>>336848242
That applies to puss puss too.
>>336843023
EVEN BETTER
>tfw I look like a boyish version of Tracer
If only I knew how to do the British accent I would literally cosplay her. She's a fun character and nice mascot for the game.
>>336848459
>White british boy
>Not a pasty, awkward, chubby ginger
I'm sure you look just like her
>>336848259
The older the mother the higher the chance that if she gets pregnant the kid'll have Down Syndrome. It's because females don't produce new eggs and the ones still left keep accumulating mutations. This is why it's optimal for a woman to have kids before 35.
>>336848338
she's a skinny girl and her stomach sticks out more than her ass.
>>336848570
this is a risk I'm willing to take
>>336837219
Feminist Frequency's youtube channel was deleted for being too triggered.
>>336848570
Jesus Christ so all women my age are pretty much useless? That's stupid. What about men.
>>336848459
>I look like a fictional character made in a dreamworks-esque style
Let me stop you right there.
There's a reason why all vidya cosplay of no-helmet characters looks godawful.
Valve needs to add more sex appeal to TF2 to stay competitive
I demand skintight catsuits and thongs for every class but Pyro.
>>336848781
men don't have eggs
>>336837040
What if they all farted at once?
>>336848616
Anything can be fixed with a little bit of work.
>>336848781
Men are fine.
Unless you can't get it up anymore or infertile you're good until death.
>>336848570
>tfw my mother had me at 38
Now it feels like I thankfully lost some sort of genetic lottery prize.
>>336848679
Or just marry multiple women and collect all of the worthwhile bodytypes. Women have careers nowadays so polygamy is sustainable now.
Blizzard is pulling a Nintendo and deleting all the SFM models from the Internet.
>>336848878
>>336848954
So our sperm doesn't get fucked the older we get?
>>336837040
I WANT TO FUCK MERCY
MERCY HAS:
>BIGGEST ASS
>WIDEST HIPS
>THICKEST THIGHS
>CUTEST FACE
>CUTEST VOICE
>BEST HAIR
>2 SIDES
>NICEST GIRL YOU WILL EVER MEET
>TWISTED FUCKING PSYCHOPATH (Imp skin)
Now, somebody explain to me, and everyone else, how any other girl can compete.YOU CAN'T.
>>336849064
No but our dicks
>>336848917
Global warming
>>336848781
Men produce new sperm all the time so they don't have this problem. The constant division to produce sperm cells, does increase the change small scale mutations over time though, but at a slower than women.
>>336848781
Why in the fuck are you comparing yourself to women your age? Every guy who whines about a woman his age is a fucking idiot.
The natural heirarchy is
Women from 18-24
exist for Men in their early 30s or above.
This is how its always been. If you want to compare yourself to women your age, just get a sex change and call it a day.
Men and women are not equivalents.
>>336849064
It's produced fresh on a regular basis while women have the same eggs since they were born I believe.
>>336837040
>Overwatch lewds are encouraged / actively created by Blizzard in order to promote the game.
No they aren't. Blizzard is actively having their lawyers remove any SFM models you fucking retard.
Why is /v/ so shit?
>>336844518
>Swiss
She's had her tubes tied so she could take as many nigger dicks as possible without needing to worry about niglets.
>>336849161
she is like 47 year olds man, just fuck your mother and get over such disgusting fetish
>>336844518
That clock stopped ticking at age 28.
>>336849192
>Men and women aren't equivalent
It's because you fucking men always treat us like kids and then act all high and might over it Fuck off loser. No wonder you can't get any women.
>>336849243
>what is AIDS
>>336847706
Highschool of the dead
i dont remember the context
>>336849175
slower rate*
For every hot older chick, there is a hotter younger version of that exact same chick at a nearby college. And she'll have the exact same personality with less existential issues.
You retards.
>>336849318
Please be in london
>>336845116
Nigga you ever eaten a girls ass before?
Makes me fucking rock hard, especially after or during a shower AND fucking after she works out.
After my girlfriend gets back from a run is the best time.
Seriously just ask your girl if you can eat that ass. Its fucking great, put her on her hands and knees and stick her ass in the air and eat that shit while jerking off.
If only I had the balls to jizz on her asshole and eat it.
>>336849318
HANAMURA
A
N
A
M
U
R
A
I want tracer to say silly things to me in that accent while she jacks me off in the living room.
>>336849431
>And she'll have the exact same personality with less existential issues.
what the fuck it's the complete opposite
>>336843645
>Roadhog
>Literal irradiated mutant
>>336837689
Advertising uses real girls, nut polygons and cartoons. Toss waifushit in the same pile with furshit and ponies. They're don't attract normal people for their sexuality. Most people play McRee and Edgelord in the beta anyway.
>>336849537
You have never met a woman over 30
Blizzard is removing all the models from the net because they were literally ripped from the game but what if someone made their own models from the ground up? Can blizzard still do something to remove them?
>>336849646
you have never met a woman under 30
>>336849431
With less existential issues and more insecurities.
But we both know both sides can have good stuff, so let's settle with that.
>>336849318
PHOBOS
H
O
B
O
S
>>336837040PROBLEMATIC
>You will never share a drink with Mercy
Just fucking kill me.
>>336849667
Depends on how litigious they are.
But I wouldn't put it past them
>>336849667
Your not talking about the SFM models are you?
Holy shit I hope not your talking about that.
So what you're saying is. at 30 I shouldn't be looking for a waman my age but younger?
how much younger?
>>336848930
yeah but that's like photoshopping an ugly girl to look hot. Rule 34 and edits of Tracer might make her look good but the actual tracer art she's not.
>>336838413
Are you currently at university taking gender studies?
>>336849925
The SFM models were ripped directly from the game and edited. Blizzard can legally remove them if they want. Its their asset, their code.
>>336843645
My fetish is women who are bigger than me and will cuddle me, which is why I like Zarya. But I agree, it is blatant pandering.
>>336843645
>America
Isn't Zarya Russian or Ukrainian?
>>336850016
Yes, but the important part is why they're doing it. They've never been this hard on copyright before, so unless there's been some kind of change up top (eg: Aniki Activision stepping in) I don't see a good reason for them to take the models off the workshop.
Not that it will stop SFM artists. You can still get the models.
>>336850286
Its just a matter of time before they stop caring. They didnt do this with WoW models.
>>336848570
I don't know how any woman could live with herself to wait till old age and risk bringing a Down Syndrome life into this world.
What a selfish, cruel act.
>>336850360
Breh
>>336850360
I'd eat that ass for hours, jerk off on her butthole and then eat my fucking cum off her ass.
Let her sit on my face all day
>>336850481
>religion
>>336849826
Now I'm not one for 3DPD but that girl at the end is a cutie.
>>336843645
you're a fucking idiot
>>336850196
yeah which is kind of hilarious because apparently she's a celebrity yet she looks like a dykeI want her to sit on my face while she laughs at how weak I am compared to her
>>336846614
Erotic scenes melt steel beams.
>Blizzard is censoring muh vidya asses
>Blizzard is shilling with vidya asses
Make up your damn minds faggots. Also, SFM is the greatest thing that ever happened to vidya faps for autists who are obsessed with their porn being on-model.
>>336837040
>Company is fine with / creates porn
>This anon bitches anyway.
Shut up, enjoy the porn, and don't buy the game if you do not want it.
>>336850568
Dyke Weightlifters are pretty popular these days.Strong independent woman who don't need no Reinhardt.
>>336848959
>You're here
Check your ticket again mate, I think you probably won.
>MUH 20 tick
Love them new buzzwords
Does 20 Tick make it artificiality difficult?
>>336850516
>her
>>336841490
>tfw Tracers french voice is Dee Dee's french voice
>Tfw D.va's french voice is Evangelyne's voice.
God fucking damnit, the struggle is real.
>>336845391
>Like genji
>Got yellow tier genji skin
>It's nomad
Just a recolor would have been fine
>>336850871I thought exactly the same thing, but kept it for myself so some other anon had a chance for some bantz.Grats.
>>336850913
Not at all, the human eye can't see past 20 ticks anyway.
>>336837040
But of course
The first ones to employ this strategy were the marketers from BIoshock infinite
>>336848314
could be worse
>>336850967
If a dude came up to me right now that looked like that, and had an ass like that.
I would still fucking eat it, with vigor.
Especially if he returned the favor, eaten ass but still haven't had someone eat mine.
If a dude came up to me and was like hey I'll suck your dick and eat your ass. I would just close my eyes and let him. Who cares.
>>336851072
Zone was on Irrational's payroll
Shadbase is Todd Howard's nom de plume
and other shocking revelations
>>336843432
I love D Va so god damn much
>>336851374
>Poor fat Alaskan 3
>>336846496
For only fucking 4 mana?! what is this nonsense?!
>>336851191
>ulamog
>OP
>implying
>>336841490
>the giggle at the end of the She shoots, she scores! line
kills me everytime
>>336851236
no homo?
>>336848314
She's alright in Standard because of the mind games she creates, where your opponent's always afraid you have her in hand, but other than that she's not amazing.
>>336851191
>10 mana
Pretty cool in EDH I guess. Also clearly a 3D model with some filters so where's the SFM porn?
>>336851430
but she's chinese
>>336848570
I remember reading about a study that showed a correlation between the age of the father and chance of kid ending up with autism (older = higher chance)
>>336843287
I installed nude mods in Morrowing when I was 12. Never stopped since. I spent more time in Dragon's Dogma figuring out the perfect slutty outfit than actually playing.
>>336851492
I've never had a gay experience in my life. But if some dude that wasn't disgusting wanted to service my dick and my ass then whatever
I would at least try it. The worst that can happen is my boner goes away and I'm like sorry bro. Could never suck a dick however.
>>336851012
>Like Junkrat
>Get gold junkrat skin
>Get junkrat emote
>Get junkrat victory pose
>Get junkrat PotG intro
Feels fuckin GOOD my man.
>>336851590
It's true. It also applies a host of other diseases like schizophrenia and all sorts of small scale mutations in general. But it's nowhere near as bad as with women and Down Syndrome.
>>336851495
its not SFM but i have this http://i.imgur.com/6UpIYr1.jpg
>>336838597
>this he says, while ignoring the hundreds of threads discussing single character tactics /general gameplay issues
>>336848727
It's back now.
>>336851803
That's adequate.
>>336851321
yes yes
but the bioshock infinite marketers literally spammed elizabeth pics cropped in a way that made her look naked or cencored in a way it looked she was getting dicked
Thats the first time i had seen something like this and i've been here since forever
its quite scary how money is shaping the entire internet and actively concentrating it in n a few sites
So Blizzard is 100% removing the models. Will RIP all of the porn I've been watching of these waifus.
>>336851736
You're pretty gay, anon.
Like 90% gay at least.
>>336851904
*well
>>336851803
jesus
![el___young_lucy_in_the_zoo_by_domixi[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/SQmFra4.gif "el young lucy in the zoo by domixi[1]")
>look up Overwatch SFM 34
>half of it is futa
>>336851904
Well this fucking sucks
>>336851495
>MtG artists no longer draw lewds of their characters ever since Steve Argyle got reprimanded for drawing really tame stuff.
At least /v/ has SFM, /tg/ gets no almost no quality lewds.
>>336851982
Nigga
If you were blindfolded and you're girlfriend was sucking your dick but then had her friend start sucking your dick and eating your hole out you wouldn't lose your fucking boner.
Just get your dick sucked and your booty hole eaten. No need to label everything.
>>336851495
>10 mana
Hahaha
No
>>336847772
I love drinking beer while browsing this shitheap.
>>336852119
A cat is fine too?
>>336851904
I'm sure someone will have extracted them already.
Don't forget Mei
>>336847706
took some digging but this is it..
http://exhentai.org/g/568437/8d798a09bb/?p=1
>>336851495
>10 mana
I'm guessing you didn't follow standard in the last block, this guy was everywhere.
>>336852212
you'd be able to tell it was a cat
>>336846024
at the bottom, is that supposed to be WM, Tracer and Mercy?
>>336852212
Nigga wtf kind of cats have human fucking tongues?
What the fuck is wrong with you. I'm saying if a dude starting sucking your dick and you didn't know it wasnt your girlfriend you wouldn't fucking be like oh shit I think thats a faggot sucking my rock hard cock.
>>336843159
I love playing against bastion because getting killed by him feels fair because it's just like "Fuck, I really shouldn't have just fucking run out like an idiot" and when I flank and get the drop on him you can feel the absolute panic as he tries to switch out of turret mode and accomplish something with his shitty gun while he's disoriented. so satisfying.
Him, Reinhardt and Roadhog are my favorite chars to fight against because when you beat them it's because you played smart and when you do something stupid you're fucking dead.
So..... is tf2 kill now?
>>336852143
>>336852143
>all this setup
>still need 3 clues and 6 mana
>don't even get Ulamog's on cast effect which is like half the reason to even play the card
That's a really cute "combo" for your kitchen table and I'm sure you could win a game or two at your LGS if everyone there's a turbo-casual. You'd do better just ramping to Ulamog.
>>336851479
Considering it wrecked in both Standard and Modern? Yeah it's pretty OP.
>>336851495
New Avacyn is one of the strongest 'fair' cards in quite a while. Serra Angel has always been a bomb and now she has flash and blanks one of your opponent's removal spells as well. A 4/4 flash flying vigilance for 3WW is already absurd value.
I think the best comparison is Restoration Angel (Baneslayer did different things but I guess if you wanted you could compare it to that too) which still sees modern play. I would be very surprised if Avacyn 3.0 doesn't see some sort of play in a Modern deck as well.
>>336852514
>when I flank and get the drop on him you can feel the absolute panic as he tries to switch out of turret mode
I found the problem.
The Bastion in your scenario is fucking retarded. Why the fuck would he switch out of turret and not just instantly spin around and kill you before you can blink?
>>336852318
Standard's power level is extremely low. People have won tournaments with cards that are barely passable for Limited. It's not a good indication of a card's actual worth.
>>336843645
Zarya a cute. She looks fine when her hair isn't pink.
>>336844772
settle down, mumbo
>>336852592
It was kill for years. If anything Overwatch is making people remember it's still around.
>>336852672
>Ulamog
>OP
>Standard/Modern
What is path of exile.
>>336852594
>Not reanimating him and giving him haste on turn 2 sending 1/3rd of your opponents deck
>>336849546
Worse. Australian.
>>336852672
The problem with Avacyn is still that she sort of actively works against her own deck. You want her as a curve-topper in a somewhat aggressive list but her flip can wrath your own board. I feel like she'd be better WITHOUT the flip.
On the plus side it means that multiple Avacyns are good to have so it's easy to run her as a 4-of if your deck's into that.
>>336852594
I think you sacrifice the clues, not activate them.
Also Clues are shit easy to get
>>336849282
If my mother looked like that I fuckin would mate.
>>336852895
>Not reanimating him and giving him haste on turn 2 sending 1/3rd of your opponents deck
Or you could reanimate Griselbrand or any number of other high-end threats that do more than just provide value "on cast", and actually win the game.
Like, Ulamog was specifically designed to be a shitty reanimation target.
I'm surprised on how good it looks on PS4. I felt like such a casual when the graphics became one of the main factors for me to pre-order.
>>336852914
Junkrat is the Australian retard.
Did you even play the beta?
>>336852984
But while you're getting clues you're just spinning your tires in the mud. You're playing against an opponent and that opponent is killing you while you work up to your dumb as fuck 2-cards combo that merely gives you a discount on Ulamog's casting cost but doesn't give you the on-cast effect.
It's figuratively shit, anon.
>>336852895
>Cards have answers
You don't fucking say?
Ulamog got hit by exactly 1 piece of common removal in modern and white was pretty god damn awful at the time. Top decks (Twin, BGx, Tron, Affinity) could do basically nothing to it.
Don't talk about formats that you clearly haven't played.
>>336852738Post the next image.
>>336852964
Are there other cards which give protection in Standard other than Center Soul?
I mean, it's just one creature so it's useless to shield yourself from her flip
>>336837040
Not to mention the fucking autistic waifu faggots.
I mean, I like waifus too, but I WANNA PLAY GOOD VIDEOGAMES IN THE THIS DROUGHT OF SJW AND INDUSTRY GARBAGE
>>336853081
>on cast
Nigger, did you skip my post or something?
Fuck his cast effect, exiling 20 cards from your opponents deck is valuable as fuck.
Meanwhile Griselbrand usually is run in combo decks using Storm counters and Dark Ritual mana ramping.
>>336853280
Damn... it would be amazing if she farted on my penis
>>336853280
wew lad
>>336853225
>decks that kill you turn 3-4
>having problem vs Ulamog
And you tell me i know shit? Fuck off.
>>336852692
Because I got the drop on him dumbass. Is this where you pretend you're good enough to instantly turn 180 and track a target bouncing around up close and kill it in literally less than a second?
>>336853268
There might be but you really don't want to be running a card to protect one guy from your Avacyn IF you get Avacyn and IF she flips and IF you have any creatures worth saving.
When your Avacyn flips you just have to hope your opponent's losing more than you are and they're not sitting on one last removal spell to leave your board completely empty.
>>336837358
The same way all advertising does.
Memory recall.
Tracer's ass is burned into your brain.
>All lewd is of Tracer, Widowmaker, D.Va, and Mercy.
>No Symmetra.
Why does no one love my bown waifu?
>>336837040
>That lumbar lordorsis on Widowmaker
Holy shit, go to a fucking chiropractor
>>336853303
>Fuck his cast effect, exiling 20 cards from your opponents deck is valuable as fuck.
They still have 40 cards to beat you with. People don't usually need the whole 60 fucking cards to win a game, in case you hadn't realized.
>>336853280
My penis had no reaction for about 10 seconds and I was getting scared.
So this is what getting old feels like.
>>336853490
>wanting your dick anywhere near an indian ass
They shit in streets, anon.
>>336853436
>Is this where you pretend you're good enough to instantly turn 180 and track a target bouncing around up close and kill it in literally less than a second?
You must be a console player to think that is a feat.
This is even more retarded as people saying Genji's reflect counters Bastion, as if any Bastion with a Brain won't stop shooting then obliterate any Genji that tries to pull that shit off.
>>336853517
The thing with Ulamog is 1) by the time you're swinging, you're winning anyway, and 2) exiling 20 cards puts 20 cards into a public zone allowing you to see exactly what deck your opponent is playing. I've seen many games on stream where opponents scoop in response to the trigger just so their opponent doesn't see their deck.
>>336852964
Resto was played in midrange-y decks for value, either through blanking a removal spell or reusing Snapcaster/Thragtusk/Wall of Omens' ETB. I think Avacyn would be played in a Junk midrange-y kind of deck, possibly similar to the old Melira Pod shell.
The transformation clause is virtually irrelevant in modern since creatures actually dying isn't especially common. If you're up against a deck that actually removes creatures (Grixis, Jund etc) you probably won't have that many on board to begin with. If you cast Avacyn to save your only creature from a dismember then next turn they kill it anyway and cause the flip you didn't really lose anything. You need to have at least 3 creatures die from the flip to lose card advantage (and that's assuming your opponent loses nothing).
I don't think it's going to redefine the modern format, but I do think that Avacyn is a very strong card.
>>336853645
She is pure. I'm sure she poos in loos.
>>336853664
mmkay bud. Sure you don't want to post your k/d ratio or how many cheevos you've got. we can compare modem speeds like it's 1999. But it's not 1999, and nobody would care about your bragging even if they believed it. which they don't.
>>336853419
Decks in modern only kill you on turn 3 if you literally don't interact with them at all. With Twin gone you don't find too many decks in modern that outright kill you on turn 4 now either. Affinity, Burn and Infect are the only ones that come close, while Abzan Company and Jund (the two top decks atm) don't win nearly that fast. Considering that the decks that play Ulamog get him out turn 4/5 and are dropping Karn/Wurmcoil turn 3, you'll survive to cast an Ulamog.
Now shut the fuck up and actually learn about Modern instead of acting like hot shit because you can spew dumb memes like 'dies to doomblade'.
>>336853664
100% console player. I've played shooters on console and PC and that is not possible on console but totally feasible with a mouse. I tried hooking up my mouse and keyboard to my Ps4 to try and play overwatch because my computer is a toaster and using a controller for shooters feels so fucking clunky.
>>336853219
Not sure if BluesClues are legit but getting clues is really easy.
There are a shitload of cards which let you investigate when they get into play or some other shit happens
>>336853447
I meant a card which gives your cards which give your creatures protection for at least a turn.
I guess Eerie Interlude might work but it's 3CMC and if your own creatures are so important for you, I doubt it's worth the risk of playing Avacyn and it's better to keep Eerie Interlude to dodge the shit from your opponent
>>336849161
they can't. mercy is objectively the best waifu in overwatch.
I didnt think I could use loot crates. I have like 13 of then.
>>336853916
And you specified Ulamog in a Ramp deck VS modern/standard decks, which marks you right of the bat as a retard.
Since you'll need at least 3 fucking turns after your 1st of pure ramp just to get him on to the table, ignoring the fact your opponent can hold counter spell, exile spell or a sacrafice effect like Fleshbag.
>>336853684
>If you cast Avacyn to save your only creature from a dismember
Then I hope no one was watching because that shit's just embarrassing, mate.
>I don't think it's going to redefine the modern format, but I do think that Avacyn is a very strong card.
It's a strong beater in Standard, I really don't see it accomplishing much in Modern. Even EDHfags aren't all that interested in running her and those guys will play literally any card that has more than 3 lines of text on it.
>>336853912
>I'm shit at a game, so that means everyone else is!
If you seriously think spinning around and shooting someone shooting at you is anywhere near difficult, you are complete garbage and shouldn't be telling people how to play.
Like I said you're either garbage or on console (where it takes a whole second to spin around) to think that's hard.
>>336854031
Eerie Interlude is a fantastic card that just doesn't work in any current decks. It's seriously a fucking fantastic effect for ETB shenanigans, could you imagine that in the same Standard as Resto/Thragtusk?
>>336854263
lol
>>336843307
My friend got fucking Devil Mercy and has never played and never will play her. FUCK THIS WORLD.
>blonde
>with brown eyes
Disgusting 2bh
>>336854173
To be fair, counterspell isn't even all that great against Ulamog, he's still going to nuke two of your things, probably lands if you're a counterspell deck.
That said I fully agree that Ulamog isn't an overpowered card, it wrecked in Standard because Standard is a joke most of the time and it wasn't that impressive in Modern. Also, Tron just got nerfed, so there's that too. Ulamog isn't going to accomplish anything noteworthy anytime soon.
>>336849951
she isnt ugly
she just doesnt have ass
she's like taylor swift
>>336840710
got him. Fucking burned alive.
>>336854446
Well the skins you get won't carry over to full game so don't feel too bad :^)
>>336848305
I wonder if i will get a Finnish hero in overwatch, and if he/she will have horribly butchered voice lines.
>>336854532
>blonde
>blue eyes
boring
>>336854594
I didn't mean that she was ugly I just meant that she had no ass. She has a cute face and voice sure.
>>336837551
I can't help but imagine MacCree fucking Mercy
Hell, I'd imagine MacCree fucking most of the girls
>>336853212
So is roadhog, retard.
>>336837040
>you will never lick the sweat off Widowmaker's ass after a long day
>>336854864
>MacCree
why
>>336854546
Standard depends on the current rotation but I guess it suffers from the sensitive balance of modern. I mean when was the last time we got new and good artifacts?
It's also supposed to be a cheap format so even beginners can join in.
Luckily fetchlands rotated out so there are some good ~100€ decks again, I think
>>336854532
Are you talking about Mercy? She has blue eyes.
>>336854793
Yes I'm sure brown eyes that 95% of all people have are so much more unique and interesting
>>336855074
On a blonde person, yes.
>>336853242no it's not as cute
>>336855173pls
>>336837040
Nice image quality faggot.
>>336851982
No, I know where he's coming from.
>>336851736
I felt the same way. Chances are he probably gets a lot of pussy honestly. Decided to act on my curiosity one night and turns out I;m not into it.The ass-licking and fingering of my ass was nice though.
>>336854997
I think the biggest non-Jace money cards I've been seeing in a lot of decks is Collected Company, and that's not such an expensive one for what it does Yeah, Standard looks pretty affordable right now, which is good.
>>336855230I wish I could be a cute lesbian.
>>336855230
>my tits hurt
>these lesbians are too loud
>Is she wearing spandex
>I wish I was at home calibrating my rifle
>>336855074
>>336855149
You guys are both fucking wrong.
GREEN eyes are the best color for a blonde.
>>336855286
thank you
>>336855354
You're gay. I'm not insulting you, just stating, you a fag bro.
>>336855561
>not gray
>>336837040
>actively created by Blizzard in order to promote the game.
true as fug
i...i.. I HOPE THIS GAME FAILS
>>336851012
nomad genji is a great skin though. i would have preferred that over sparrow genji
>>336855702
Grey is just a tint of blue
Green is its own pigment (lipochrome instead of melanin) and is the rarest eye color.
>>336847740
Something about widowmaker's face is irresistible to me.
Never seen it before.
>>336855845
I know what you mean
>>336855845
It's the face of a true woman
>>336855408
Collected Company was 14-17€ last time I checked.
>Standard looks pretty affordable right now, which is good.
Which is the whole point of standard, isn't it?
That reminds me of my last Khans Draft
>Booster draft a few days before SOI release
>We take Khans because some people wanted to play it and I don't give a fuck
>4-5 fetchlands
>motherfucking zugo in my first pack
>last round
>first game took like 40minutes because the fucker drafted wallcreatures up the ass
>win the second one 8 minutes because I get Zurgo out fast and he doesn't draw his only removal a turn later like he did in game 1
>Draw because we have like 2minutes left
>one guy gets really happy
Turns out in order for him to get a fetchland, our match had to end in a draw.
Lucky fucker
Its just annoying that's all
>>336847048
Why would I want to eat out an asshole... That sounds fucking gross.
>>336856479
>B-but anon-kun, I poop from there
mccree is the most alpha
>>336856845
The face of a true man
They re-release heroes with an alt moveset and new skins. Who do you want to see and what weapons could they have
>Scythe Reaper
>Punchy Zarya
>Rifleman McCree
>>336857319
That'll be in the expansion.
>>336853071
Mercy is 34
>>336840431
ay mommy
>>336853762
I'm sure she poos on a portal on the street, which eventually makes it way to a loo.
>>336858791
She probably shits out perfect polygonal solids
why is this game 40/60? for the amount of content, it should honestly cost no more than 20
it's very bland, the maps are extremely small which leads to very short rounds, there's no custom editing or maps like in source, no dedicated servers. the matchmaking is shitty and knowing blizzard it will never be fixed since it's the same in every game they make
>>336841280
>>336841387
Are you dumb fucks seriously serious? Dumb hillbilly trash can start a family and shit out some wretched children - yet you tout it as the ultimate life goal.
Love your suffering cunt
>>336846410
> I don't know shit about anything!
>>336853762
>whole arm so rotten and diseased from wiping bare-handed in the street that it had to be amputated
I wonder if she thought to install a bidet in the prosthetic
>>336845508
Christ, that's hot
>>336853762
>wanting a waifu that you have to potty train
>>336859227
>instead she just creates 3 hologram conch shells to scrape the poop off
>people complained about "muh sensor ship" when Tracer's pose got changed
>Widowmaker and Dva are literally whores designed to get r34'd in every way (and every hole)
>>336859827
>all these lewd artists and animators ramping up their Overbutts production to cash in on fanboy spite
Everything went better than expected.
>>336843936
>gamergate
>>336860132
It all worked out in the end.
I'm glad everything will reset at launch.
I've gotten jack fucking shit from my loot boxes besides the Djinn Zenyatta skin and enough cash to buy the black/red/white/gold Dva skin.
>>336858301
I WANT TO SETTLE DOWN AND RAISE A FAMILY WITH MERCY!
>>336843936
>GAYMMMEERRGAAAAATTEE
>>336840617
Sucks for you. You say youre happy but if you could take it back and have no baby, you would. Dont lie to yourself.
>>336859227
>Barely any good art of her
It's really a shame
>>336855410
>you will never be a cute lesbian wearing cute outfits making out with another cute lesbian
just end my life
just do it
i don't need it if i can't do these things
>>336844518
The clock's already up for her, m8. 35 is the fertile limit, between 35-40 is risky for the baby and 40 is when menopause hits.
>>336860969
>she missed her chance to bring new life into the world
>she spends her time trying to heal the sick and wounded to compensate
Friendly reminder that other than the waifus, this game is shit, nobody is going to buy it, and it's going free-to-play in 3 months.
>>336853280
>>336850360
where do I go to find more of this? I need it for reasons.the reasons involve my dick
>>336837040
It's kind of refreshing. Most game ad campaigns seem to be either
>soldier worship
>nostalgia
>le epic gamer culture dew and doritos
>taking itself way too seriously
>LE HARD PREPARE TO DIE XD
This one is just
>look at all these asses
>>336861534
I hope so.
>>336837040
This is why Torbjorn is the best.
>>336861534
When has blizzard made their games F2P? Heroes of the Storm or Hearthstone were released F2P so they won't count
>>336861878
>First time playing the beta
>pick a character at random
>Torbjorn
>waiting for round to start
>Widowmaker standing in front of me
>her ass is practically pressed against the screen
And I never looked back.
>>336860372
So is the side view your personal favorite or what?
>>336861260
Truly an angel.
>>336842985
>spouse
>>336843048
>aroulsement
What the fuck /v/, how are you so retarded
why do people associate Mercy with nazism?
>>336849385
>>336846472
>try to get pugs to do all one hero
>no one wants to have fun
>>336862134
If going for a backshot, I just prefer to have the face in frame. Gotta go with a side view or else she'd have to turn her head 180 degrees, which is pretty terrifying. Plus I don't have to pose both arms if one is hidden behind her.
>>336862785
you're doing god's work, anon. keep it up so that i have more images to fap to.
Like you guys forgot about how much porn WoW had...
>>336856845
I'm your space dad
>>336862785
I see, thanks for the insight.
Great pictures, anon.
>>336849161
>no lewds
>good
>>336863463
>he hasn't seen the plethora of lewds
I pity your dick, anon.
>>336863708
where can i find them
please i implore you i've never had a good reliable source for SFMs
its like a loose association of tumblrs that create them and nobody indexes/archives them
i really dont want the answer to be "a subreddit" but i figure it may be
>>336863853
The tumblrs are a good start.
SFM threads on /gif/ and /aco/ are a good place to find more tumblrs.
rule34hentai.net attempts to archive webms but his hosting is garbage and the community never tags shit, even the artists that upload their works personally.
>>336854864
>Tfw I main McCree
>tfw even though its High Noon i got my morning wood up in that Mei Booty
Das it pardner
>>336859438
whoa....,,... epic...,...
>>336864236
so no, there areno good sources
there are also no good tumblrs for this shit
it's just what you can google
the modern internet has collectively failed in its mission in this regard
>tfw there's absolutely zero love for Lucio despite being the best support and super fun to play.
Mercy is cute and Zenyatta is a true bro but Lucio is makes a decent group un fucking stoppable.
>>336847757
Yeah so THAT is when they get the kids out.
>>336864940
Gay SFM porn of Overwatch dudes are hard to come by in general.
In game though, I see plenty of folks roll Lucio and proceed to fuck shit up.
>>336847916
Yuuup. Ain't proud of it. But I'd sniff Mei's farts. Fuck yeah. I'd do that shit any day of the week.
>there are people on 4chan, most likely been here for years and years, started on /b/ and progressed to better boards like the rest of us, they've so much that they're desensitized to a lot of things and have developed some weird kinks
>there are people who have been through all of this yet still think some entry level kink like licking ass is gross
>>336864940
unless you're talking about porn...
what are you on about m8, people love lucio and say he's best support in the game
>>336865359
>he thinks /v/ is a good board
>>336865480
He said better. Not good.
>>336865359
Just because I want to suck fuck horse pussy, suck giant futa dick andHold handsdoesn't mean I approve of some sicko putting his mouth near a butthole.
>>336864940
>Tfw rolling double Lucio with both speed and healing boosts rolling around like its a Jet Set Radio sequel.
Your team is literally unstoppable.
But you mean porn don't you.
>>336843425
its time to stop posting
>>336865585
>hold hands
get the fuck out of here you disgusting degenerate
>>336865585
>not wanting to have someone sit on your face and eat their ass out
cmon, man. just accept the truth that are rimjobs.
>>336864927
>no good tumblrs
I don't understand how the literal blog of the artist making the lewds is not "good"
You can follow hundreds of them and never run out of porn.
>>336866526
because nobody fucking lists or combines the 100 that make it
you have to get lucky finding htem via google or elsewhere
plus 90% of it is shit and not worth a damn, sturgeon's law strikes again
>>336864940
>mfw I spend the entire round jumping all over the cart and nobody can kill me
>>336852051
It's a new wave of faggots out there
God help us all
>>336866001
>king of the hill in Ilios
>Knocking fools into the well
>enemy rolls in with a big ult
>jump in the hole and skate around it until they finish
>Hide in the hole while my team is respawning
>Hide in the hole whenever I get scared
>this hole was made for me
I love lucio on that map, best match I ever played involved me and an enemy lucio skating around the well, trying to blast each other into the abyss while focusing on not falling.Yes I mean porn, why doesn't anyoneUNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND
>>336866603
Whatever you say, breh.
I will continue to enjoy all these lewds while you sit there and throw a hissy fit.
>>336866924
>look at all these shit tier deviantart r34s ive collefted xdd
quality > quantity, underaged poster
>>336865585
>Hold hands
I'd tell you to go to /d/, but I'm not even sure those fuckers would accept that absolutely pure disgusting filth
>>336867016
>>336865585
>>336866161
le holding hands so dirty XDDD
fuck off with this shit meme
it's even worse than THICK
>>336867159
Use a time travel phone to call your mom before you were born so you can advise her to abort you.
>>336866994
I'm not going to hold your hand and teach you how to discern quality lewds, anon.
You're a big boy now.
>>336866994
Jesus fuck, you poor ignorant soul.
That other anon shouldn't even have bothered.
>>336867403
confirmed for subhuman underaged pleb with shit taste
>>336867448
>so thirsty for lewds he eats literal shit
>>336837040
Is Dva really that tall?
>>336868179
fuck
she is so cute
>dva will never step on your dick and or balls
why even live?
>>336868305
>d.va will never step on your face and make you lick her feet while she insults you in her cute korean accent
pull the plug, anon.
>>336868481
>D.va will never user her mech to hold you down while she grinds on your face until you pass out from lack of oxygen
>>336847048
Rimming, both giving and receiving, is glorious.
