This fucker comes into the bar and smacks your date's ass.
What do you do?
>I have a date
>>336791648
Dump my date and spend the rest of the evening with omnicfu
>>336791648
call my homeboy Genji.
>>336791648
Press E and watch him kill himself.
>>336791648
Well, I just teleport behind him and say "nothing personnel kid"
>>336791648
Play widowmaker
Ult and teabag.
Give him play of the game
>>336791901
>teleports behind your girlfriend
>slaps her ass
>psssh "nothing personnel kid"
>>336791648
press e
>>336791648
Run away with my date leaving an exploding robot behind
>>336791648
>Goes into bar
>Hides in the corner in turret form
>Slightly taps your girlfriends ass but does nothing else
>Highlight reel and most commends
Every. Game.
How the fuck does open betafags have such a problem against bastion? I never experianced anyone complaining about bastion expect for when he had 600 hp in sentry form.
>>336791648
Well my wingman for the night is Reinhardt and I am Junkrat so just fuck his shit desu senpai.
Plus Genji's coming later and he's scored some sick reflects, we're gonna pop a couple then get Ult'd
>tfw playing Bastion
>Genji runs up to me
>Presses E
>Stop firing
>He then dashes behind me
>Predict it and turn with him
>Make him swiss cheese
Use a Rip Tire AND BLOW EVERYONE UP.....yes very single squishy specimen must be exploded.
heh... another stupid kid actin' tough...
*presses e*
tch... not so cool now....
>>336793192
Generally because killing Bastion takes a small amount of map awareness and general knowledge on hero's abilities. New players don't get it, so they just see him as someone with a massive damage output and a self heal.
I find it weird Bastion has two major problems on the beta.
New players don't know how to fight OR play him. You will see Genji's and Tracers simply run into him and die, and you will see Bastions forgetting they have Recon Configuration.
Bastion is actually pretty strong if you constantly change positions, and is pretty damn useful on defense.
>>336791648
Hide behind the counter.
Seriously though, his turret form needs a nerf.
>>336793540
No it doesn't. He is very easy to counter. All he does is provides an area of which most heroes can't go in by themselves. It forces people to get their tanks or play a counter to him, which is kind of the point of his kit.
>>336793293
>Things that never happened.
>>336793758
It's not that hard to fight Genji as Bastion, really.
It just requires not shooting at his reflect, which is super predictable. I am more afraid of Reaper honestly, because he can just shadow in and circle strafe the turret configuration. Tracer is also an issue, but Tracer is an issue to most people besides Roadhog.
>>336793540
>waaah he needs nerf :(
flank him you moron
>>336793695
How much damage does it take to destroy the columns on Mei's ice wall?
>>336793857
I've killed dozens of Bastions as Genji. Not a single one has ever attempted to stop shooting at me.
>>336791648
I use my honed skills as a master of ninjitsu (black belt) to close in behind my opponent and unsheath my katana. He shoots at me but I deflect his every bullet back at him, killing him.
>>336793976
Yeah because everyone in the beta are new players who don't know how the game works. What I am saying is that if you do figure out Genji's kit, fighting him as bastion isn't that difficult. The only difficult part is predicting how he will follow up his reflect. Bastion is pretty dead if Genji ults though, unless his is up as well.
>>336791648
>Unzips dick
>>336791648
take my date to the hospital for a broken butt
>>336791648
Earthshatter the fuck
>not hooking him out of form as Immorten Joe
>>336793857
genji takes like on second to kill bastion if he reflects de bullets, so it actually becomes a bet shooting him, it's not really about skill, because even if you stop shooting before getting killed by the counter, the dash and some shurinkens are going to be the final nail in the coffin.
>>336793875
>Camps in corner
>flank him
???
>>336791648
Teleport behind him and kill him because Bastions are all tunnel visioning dumbasses.
>>336796749
>get behind him
>when the map doesn't have any way of flanking him.
>Bastion on my team on Defense
>He sits in the corner facing away from the enemy approach on the second cap point the whole time
At least it allowed me to get potg with Sym's lasers but holy shit I don't understand why he was such a pussy
>>336797034
>the first doorway in Temple of Anubis
>Bastion is set up to just gun down everything that tries to go through them
>Reinhardt guarding it
>Mercy buffing it
>Torbjorn Turret covering it
>Widowmaker sitting in the back popping off every Pharah jump
>Hanzo spamming dragons
shit's horrifying
>>336797642
Junkrat or D.Va faggot
>>336797034
>Take what I think is a side route
>It leads to an empty room or back to my side.
Am I dumb or are their far too few places to flank? I love gibraltar because I can just fly over everything and to their spawn and rape them from behind
>>336797642
you can change your hero midmatch. I don't know why no one ever does. Pharah should've switched to D.Va or something as soon as she noticed the widowmaker
Bastion needs a slight nerf like some small spread over time or long range damage fall off, there is no reason why all his shots should be 100% accurate across the entire map.
>>336791648
He is one of the few hard characterto play to be honest, mostly due to shit map layouts and how frail he actually is.
Give Blizzard feedback that the stupid cunt is STILL over powered
>>336798554
>Know the map layout, park in an advantageous spot, and kill baddies
It's not hard to play but he's meant to force tanks rather than actually kill entire teams but everyone dies because they're still bad at the game and want to play with a team comp of as many genjis and tracers as possible who aren't even attempting to flank. Alternatively have a heal/buff slut and you're good to just sit on the payload or out in the open.
>>336791648
HE CAN FUCKING HEAL HIMSELF IN SENTRY MODE
THATS FUCKED UP BLIZZARD!
NERF THIS FUCKER
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>336799373
>most heroes
>press m1 to attack
>press e to use a utility or a short burst of damage with a cd
>press l-shift to increase speed or buff allies
>bastion
>press m1 to attack
>press e to heal self
>press l-shift to do MORE damage for an unlimited period of time
The real problem with bastion is that nothing has a cd and beyond damage he is not a team player. You can solo the fucker no problem while other characters need to rely on teamwork.
>Enemy team has Bastion
>He tries to be cheeki and set up on elevated positions
>Mfw I switch to Roadhog
>>336800090
>the elevated position is a moving platform
>>336799373
I main Junkrat, and I've never once had a problem with him.
>>336800090
>>336800194
>payload defense
>the enemy team manages to put both a turret and Bastion on the payload
>with a Reinhardt shielding them
>>336800921
>manage to sneak behind them
>their mei senses your presence somehow and throws up a wall on top of the payload
>>336800921
>four bastions
>two reinhardt
>hanzo botches his ult
Simple way to make him balanced:
Make his turret mode fire the missiles from his ult. If you have to lower the dmg, fine whatever.
Make his ult now be his usual machinegun fire.
Bastion is fixed.Also, Blizzard needs to cut this shit out where Ult kills are eligible for PotG.
>>336800921
Can hanzo outrange the dwarf's turrets? They had two of them and I just got raped constantly at every angle I tried approaching them. I could get a single arrow in but it wouldn't kill them
>>336801107
where is that pic from if I may ask?
>>336801382
The loading tips say turrets have 40m range but good luck finding any map lets you get that far while still being able to see it.
As a reinhardt player bastions are a pain the the arse, mostly because my team is always full on babby mode
IF MY SHIELD IS BEING PELTED BY A BASTION YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SHOOT AT HIM
NOT AT THE GENJI USING REFLECT
NOT AT THE D.VA USING HER E
SHOOT THE BASTION YOU SHITS
MY SHIELD IS DOWN, GOOD JOB
>team proceeds to run in front of the bastion while I hide behind cover to recover shield
i am mildly upset
I die
have my date charge him and blast him to bits
Discord orb and slap his shit to death with my balls while he misses every shot, if he even bothers to try shooting back.
>>336801651
http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/AnimeFlux/371333/Night-Terrors-Finale
>>336791648
>Comes into a bar
>Implying he's not just standing in the corner and getting MVP because of that
>>336791648
reflect for easy kill
>OH SHIT A GOLD SKIN OH FUCK FINALLY
>fucking winston
fuck
at least it's nice
Smack it on the ass and see how he likes it
>>336801848
thanks!
>>336802025
Winston is awesome
>>336793192
Because if you ever fight one that has a competent team he is by far the best character in the game.
A bastion or two and a torbjorn on that japan map is literally unbeatable, god forbid they have a tank, mercy, and a roamer.
>>336802025
>tfw got pirate dwarf
>tfw everytime I play him my turret just gets destroyed and we lose.
Ah whatever progress is going to get reset anyways
>>336791648
My girlfriend hits him with 3 direct hits
>>336802248
>progress is going to get reset anyways
....what
you're joking, right?
>>336801651
I second this.
>all these genji fags
You're all too predictable now. I just wait for your guard to end then shred you up with my turret.
>>336791648
Pick Soldier 76, pop a healing station, and shoot a missile from the corner before mowing him down completely.
>>336802467
>turn on guard
>bastion stops shooting
>everyone else comes out from cover and fucks you up
>>336802489
This, I find that Soldier 76 is a really good counter against Bastion. Killed countless of them.
I get him to
UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND
THE CONCEPT OFRight Click
>>336802337
it's being reset after the open beta
>>336802025
I got Industrial Zarya
>>336802689
I don't even counter. I just cycle 7 characters and 76 is the only offense I play. I'm slowly finding answers to everything and everyone with him.
>Play Reignhardt
>Wait till bastion is almost out of ammo
>Option A: Pin him
>Option B: Press E
>some match
>fucking murdering with bastion, 25+ kills
>cheesing the fuck out of choke points
>riding the payload like a sick cunt
>POTG is a quad kill that I didn't even need my ult for
>everyone gets pissed off
>"wow dude ur so good, literally click to win"
>pick bastion on the next game
>3 people leave
Those games are getting more and more rare though. Seems like people are finally learning how to counter him AKA FUCKING GET A SNIPER OR USE PHARAH YOU CUNTS
>>336791648
>shift
>space
>click
>QJUSTICE REIGNS FROM ABOVE
>>336793192
It feels awful when he kills you because his dps is god like and shreds most characters and in a 1 v 1 the immobility isnt that big of a trade off so you just feel like he has a massive advantage just for being forced to stand still. Tank mode is also frustrating in a fight because hes smaller but still nukes squishies in 1 hit
>>336802858
Yeah, he's really good. Probably my most played character.
>>336802781
fuck my life
>>336802821
Why is it everyone has this fucking skin
even me
>pick mei
>win
Her wall is absolutely fucking insane. Easily her best skill.
It's cd will get nerfed 100%
>>336791648
hit him with a paradox
>>336803687
Ice bitch best bitch
>Freezing that squirrely cunt tracer so she can't zip all over the place then popping her in the brain
>Stopping ults all day long
>Sniping fools from across the map
>Can heal
>Can run distraction with my invincibility ice, while that faggot reaper is waiting to pop me when I come out, our roadhog walks up and rips him in half
Ice bitch best bitch.
>>336803115
Honestly, it's not Bastion on the enemy team that bothers me. There are tons of ways to counter one so they're not an issue.
My issue with Bastion are the fucking cunts that try playing him while on Attack.
>Rest of team running around, trying to find a vantage point to attack from to hit the contested point or payload
>Bastion is waddling around at sniper range trying to find a cozy spot to turret from
>Fight ends and team pushes forward leaving Bastion further behind, Bastion gets 6v1ed or Bastion just stays in his current turret spot, waiting for his team to try pushing again
>>336804492
>>336803687
>Playing Defense
>Entire enemy team stacked at one door
>Ice wall it right as the match starts
I go outside, look at the window and RYUU GA WAGA TEKI WO KURAU
Why is Symmetra so fucking ugly?
I love how Phara looks but there's just something with Symmetras face that doesn't sit right with me.
>>336805678
It's the smug
I sneak up behind him and kill him because i'm Genji.
>>336805790
She's not smug 24/7 in game.
And her porn is good too.
>>336793857
>besides Roadhog.
maybe I'm just shit at using his hook, but it's hard to grapple her by how fast she moves man
>Jump down from ledge and DIE DIE DIE the whole enemy team.
>They get salty about it.
>>336802025
I got goddess Symmetra
Is there any point to playing this bitch at all
>>336806431
Never played her but her teleporter goes a long way in helping the team out. Shortening those 10-20 seconds it takes to get back into the action really helps you keep the pressure up on the enemy team
>>336806431
Probably one of the most underrated and misused heroes.
They just need to make it so he can only turn 180 degrees in front of him so he can't cover his own backside without leaving sentry mode. If you let someone get behind you as Bastion you deserved the death.
>>336806431
not really
the turrets become shit the instant they realize you have a symmetra on your team and the teleporter is locked behind ult which means you get 2-3 shots at it maximum
not to mention her complete lack of combat ability
lucio does the "move team forward" thing far better, his passive heals are way better than her shields and his gun is actually good so he isnt a sitting duck 80% of the time
and all of thats without burning an ult
>>336806431
She can be really useful when defending points
Lets see 'em m8
>Activate shield as pink haired lesbo
>Bastion shoots is and powers up gun to full power
>Blast him to shit
Every fucking time.
>>336805678
she is a streetshitter
ofcourse she is ugly as fuck
>>336806431
last I heard she has the highest win-rate
>>336806431
As someone in another threat stated, she's the only character that can be effectively countered simply by ignoring her.
>>336807201
I'm just curious what facial feature it is that's throwing me off so bad.
>>336806431
Shes mediocre. Lucio does a better job with his buffs in comparison.
Plus his gun is much safer for his play style unlike Symmetra who has to go within killing range of most characters
>>336807182
>>336791648
implying I have a date. HAH
>>336807182
Winston is garbage m8
>>336807271
It's her nose.
>>336807271
blizzard wanted her to make realistic, thats why she looks ugly, plain as simple, there is no discussion since streetshitters are subhumans
>>336795357
>how do i refrain from shooting genjis until they use reflect???????
>how do i tap fire once to bait his reflect???????????
>what do i do in the 8 seconds between his reflect cooldowns??????????????????????????????
>>336807449
Say that while Im slapping your shit at 3000mph(monkey paws per hour)
>>336791648
My date is Pharah, she 3-hits him from across the map.
>>336807609
*pulls out dragon blade*
*dashes behind you*
heh 流石
>>336808098
Who?
This lady walks up to your boyfriend, slings him over her shoulder, and walks away humming to herself.
What do you do?
>>336791648
absolutely n-n-nothing. I have realized that if I'm ever in a relationship with a girl I would be the passive one aka "woman"
>>336807182
I have only just started playing but Jet Set Hue is pretty fun
>>336791648
Is that a RAcast?
>>336805678
Symmetra at least has a cute hand.
>those teal nails
>>336810056
One of the best supports in the game, next to Mercy and her godlike Q recharge rate.
>>336795694
>doesn't know how to go from above
>doesn't know how to reflect bullets
>doesn't know how to snipe him from afar
>doesn't know how to have a tank
>doesn't know how to use hanzo ulti
>doesn't know how to go another route
>doesn't know how to just kill the guy
Admittedly some of these ideas are easier said than done but god damn he's not invincible.
>>336806431
I had a Symmetra in one of my games with over 30 turret kills
>>336791648
>It's a Bastian, Reinhardt, and Mercy episode
>>336806845
lmao family statistically she has the highest kd ratio of all heros because of shitters who run in her turret traps
>>336791648
Minehop over to him, shove a bear trap in his pelvis, and tubefuck him with roughly 3 or 4 grenades.
>>336793192
Because he does a fuck ton of damage very quickly. So if he Bastion you are facing is a fucking retard that sits out in the open, it could be hard to counter him.
>>336793976
The second I realized genji had a reflect I always started looking for it when I play bastion.
He may have a hardcounter skill but that doesn't mean I have to feed him my bullets.
Anyone that knows genji has a reflect and still doesn't trigger discipline bastion is a fucking scrub.
>>336802025
>>336802248
>>336806431
>getting that junk pile shit looking gold D.Va skin.
Can you dust shit to cet more currenty in this game too?
I would like something for a character that isn't shit and 12 year old bait
>>336793976
>>336793758
Open beta shitter are so used to playing with other shitters they think it's impossible for a bastion to outplay a genji
>>336806105
>He's proud of himself for using a reaper Q
It's terminal.
>>336815678
I use whatever hero I feel like playing. What about it?
I play only as d.va, sometimes i wreck shit and sometimes i get wrecked. given how much i like d.va what are some other classes that kinda play like her? also pls remove tracer
>>336791648
>tell him I'm the boss of this bar
>he gets intimidated and fortifies in the corner
>scatter shot his ass
>play brawl
>enemy team gets 3 bastions
>>336810309
Calm down Kira
>>336815429
>Not liking Junker/Scavenger D.Va
Bad taste senpai
>>336815865
Winston
>>336811195
>characters have to be invincible to be too strong
????????????????
Pick Genji and play this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5FmC35GIOk
>>336793506
I'm literally retarded because I can't figure out how to go into recon mode.
>>336811195
>go another route on an overwatch map
This is bait
>get bootyblasted because team lost an objective because the fucking meter for Overtime lasts three years when we had it well in hand
>team literally came back and gained thirty percent and won
>say "Fuck we should have won that."
>faggot on same team reports me
>mfw
Whoops. Forgot this was a Blizzard game.
>>336816708
The only map whose chokepoint is really oppressive is Anubis A. Most maps have side routes past chokepoints.
>>336816828
The Britain stage's chokepoint is just as noxious. You'll be amazed at how often teams will be incapable of breaching it.
>>336816981
once you get the car rolling it's ez mode. problem with that mapo is that teams never seem to want to push and you just have snipers standing in the back with healsluts all over their dicks.
>>336817163
>getting head while you blow someone's head off
the ultimate experience
>>336817163
Yeah, the trick is getting the car rolling. Once that's done the map is essentially yours. But all to often you'll have Bastion's in the back with automated fire, a Tobjorn that has a turret to greet you as soon as you bypass the wall, a Junkrat that has laid a trap that'll stop you dead if you enter through the obvious method and miscellaneous heroes actively pushing the team back.
Jesus. I'll me a Zarya's pocket healslut and the fucker will dance around unless someone else is attempting to push. Or I'll have a team with a Reinhardt that's pushing alone and no one else is covering his approach. Good god.
Also fuck Reaper. He should take damage during his shitty teleport.
>>336816779
I call people niggers and fags all the time nothings happened to me. Try again.
>>336817502
It's bullshit how he doesn't take damage but yet can still be healed during teleport. Also it's bullshit how d.va seems to get no invincibility frames and that her special blast doesn't go through walls. either give everyone invulnerable frames, or no one.
>>336817779
you are a nigger faggot
>>336817867
WOAH ANON HOLY FUCK. VIOLATION OF WHATEVER RULES ABOUT SHITPOSTING
>>336818221
i'll violate your anus bro.
>>336817781
Yeah it's absolute horse shit.
Also D.Va's radius on her explosion is so fucking huge I can see why it wouldn't go through walls. If it did it'd be ludicrous. I know the radius is supposed to make up for the countdown but I've been caught by that shit way too often and from a good distance away. It just swallows me the hell up.
If it went through walls it'd be broken. Perhaps more broken that it is now. I can seriously see a damage drop-off happening in the future.
>>336818368
While you're at it, nerf Junkie's wheel of doom.
I WAS NOWHERE NEAR THE DAMNED THING
Go play Battleborn instead.
>>336818368
>Perhaps more broken that it is now
Its fucking shit m8. D.va is low tier as fuck.
>>336818605
That radius though, senpai. Doesn't help that everytime I'm caught I'm playing Symmetra's fine ass. A stiff breeze could blow her the hell over.
>>336818671
>That radius though,
Litterally sit behind a sheet of paper.
>>336818738
I'll try that next time. Sounds like horseshit that I'm able to do that though from the sound of it.
>play with friends
>attack on a payload map
>I sit on the payload as bastion while a reinhardt shields me
>I never have to reposition
>The payload never stops once
>get Play of the game
>7 commends afterwards
>mfw
>>336818368
it's not broken at all. honestly i kill myself with it more often than others. also it's bullshit because why can hanzo's dragon go through literally anything while the explosion gets mitigated by fucking rice paper? the only thing it's reliably good for is getting everyone to fuck off of a point so your team can move in.
>>336818891
LITERAL RAPE TRAIN
>>336818891
Yeah idk wtf they were thinking. This game is dumb as shit, literally why does Bastion even exist?
>>336819149
Hes seriously shit. I have no idea why you guys complain so much. Flank the wall with a widow.
>>336818891
let me predict your future
>win a few games
>get matched against people who aren't retarded
>get blown up before your transform animation finishes every time
>>336819149
Git gud
Yes I am aware that this is not the response you want to hear, but it is one that you need to hear.
>>336819221
Ok, I'll just flank on over to Battleborn and play that instead.faggot
>>336791648
I HOPE THIS GAME FAILS
As a stubborn Mei, how do I counter Bastion?
>>336819280
literally why. The game is visual and verbal throw up.
>inb4 they nerf bastion into uselessness because casuals complain all day
>>336819351
You put a wall in front of his smug mug and freeze him to death
>>336819376
>implying he's not useless already
>>336819351
if he's set up in a shitty spot you ambush and freeze him like anyone else. if he isn't you're shit outta luck
this is a rock-paper-scissor game and the only reason people complain about bastion is that shitters always play edgy ninja,reaper or cowboy characters and fail to do their job.
>>336819262
that's exactly what did happen desu
Bastion reminds me a lot of a level 3 sentry in TF2
Wrecks noobs, but is very predictable and super easy to deal with when players reach a certain level of competence.
>>336819370
I don't give a shit about visuals if the game has depth and is actually good. Overwatch is literally slower than nuDoom with Call of Duty TTK. OW is like entry level FPS you show to your Grandma who is on her deaths bed and wants to experience video games for the first time. I'm fucking out.
>>336819436
That doesn't work, you can put up a wall but he'll be waiting for you to appear on either side. Her freezing doesn't affect firing speed so he can still load her full of bullets.
>>336818891
>torb sets up a turret on the payload
>I sit on the payload holding right click the entire game as rein
>turret getting kills left right and center
>my team is going on a killing spree the whole time
>mfw i get PoTG just for pinning one zarya and hammering a lucio while the payload was waiting for a door to open
>>336819849
I guess you bend over and take it then
Ask my date to hook up with him for a threeway.
>>336818960
Hanzo's kamehameha can fuck right off. It should either dissipate after a set period of time or deal less damage the further it goes.
Melee needs to go back to 150 from the shit damage it deals now.
>>336820047
>payload
>4 friends go reinhardt
>I go bastion
>other friend goes torb
>4 friends right click around payload
>torb set up turret on payload
>I turret on payload
>only pharah can kill us
>we kill pharah
>we win 15 games doing this
Why is this game so easy?
>>336819805
Ok enjoy cancer I guess.
>>336793758
I've done it a few times actually, all the bastion needs to do is wait like, two seconds and they're gold.
>>336820582
you mean that fucking 50 it does know? You realize if it did that all flankers would be come useless.
>>336820223
Or they could design a less broken character.
>>336806431
Up there with the best heroes.
-hard counter's basion
-hits the top five ultimates of the game list
-point control with 0 threat to yourself
-shields for everyone
Probably the best support/one of the best heroes in the game for sure. Rediculous win rate for people who know how to play her.
>>336797885
Because I'm not going to switch the character i am having fun playing just counter pick someone.
so that they can switch to counterpoint my counter pick. it's stupid. I'll either git gud and kill them. or we'll lose
either way i'm only gonna playjunkrat
>Your defenses when
D.va is a ton of fun to play, but calling her a tank when she's more of a flanker/tank hybrid is a bit misleading.
>>336821093
>Hollywood
>On attack
>Enemy team has a Junkrat, Symmetra, Widowmaker, Torbjorn, Mercy, and Soldier 76
>Torbjorn has set up sentry in the corner of the attack point
>Symmetra has her turrets all along the walls on the other side of the bridge
Fuck my ass can't get past that bridge
>>336821243
she is best class. most fun i've had in a shooter in years, tracers can go fuck themselves though.
>>336793192
Because people want to play their special snowflake characters and die 20 times until they lose rather than switch to counter him.
>>336820889
Oh. I didn't consider that.
>>336791648
Deleted his system32
>>336795694
>>336802025
Got it 2nd day
Mei will extinguish the fire in your anus
>destroy most of the enemy team while yours is dicking off somewhereHEROES NEVER DIE!
>>336793293
>stop shoot as bastion
>enemy team gets free shots on you / gets a free push because you're distracted
>genji just dashes away around the corner after his reflect wears off
Gee that was hard.
>>336821365
Really? I chase Tracers down all the time, just shield+boosto them down and light them up, and finish with a smack before they can run away.
>>336797642
>widowmaker
>pharah
>genji or hanzo climb over shit
>junkrat blow everything up
Seriously Pharah is THE counter to emplacements as well as Junkrat
>>336821538
Boost should double as damage. Reinhardt gets the OHKO pin but D.Va should get something out of that hella good dash beyond mobility. Or would that be too overpowered?
>play as D.Va
>it sucks
>not having fun
What to do? Making her ulti a mech self-destruct seems to have been a mistake.
>>336821692
Anubis on attack is tremendous as a Pharah. I love it.
Except when Roadhog's get savvy and snatch my ass out of the sky.
>>336793305
the thing with riptire is, the more people you attempt to blow up at once, to more likely it is that someone will destroy your tire before you get to that point
>>336791648
Jack in!!
Megaman, Execute!
>>336821698
I think it'd be too OP, her rush already has a push effect that can really fuck people up. Pushing people off ledges or into your friends is more than enough, especially since the cooldown is short as fuck. I don't want the skill changed at all.
>>336807449
>genji
my man
>>336821093
How does she hard counter bastion?
This Übermensch comes into the point and pins your gf to the wall.
What do you do?
>>336821698
Boost does damage if you smash into when you're boosting. The best strat is to push a squishy into a corner or wall then just unload flak into their grill then chase then down when they run away.
>>336821834
Yeah you can't stay airborne for that long. I kinda use her like a Genji with more upward mobility until I get behind them, then I rain hell down on them.
>>336822447
High-five him.
>>336791648
Bastion is like the TF2 Heavy if he had crits all the time and perfect accuracy, complete with no damage falloff.
How did this get into the game?
>nobody in this thread mains Mercy
It's like you guys want to lose.
>>336822626
>I haven't read the thread
nigga, you a real nigga
>>336807182
>not being dedicated
>>336822626
>maining anything in "hard-counters": the game
I play mercy sometimes if we have a tank and need a support. I hate when my shit ass team won't protect me though. She feels incredibly weak without being baby sat.
>>336822447
Blow his face off because his hammer has shot damage
>>336822626
Mercy is GOAT
>>336791901
I cringed.
Every time I try Winston he feels completely useless. I don't know if my team just leaves me to dry every time or what but it's annoying. He feels incredibly underwhelming compared to all the other tanks.
>>336822801
Who in the hell runs a game with no tank? Always a need for Mercy!
>>336822447
Pin him back.
>>336822616
>perfect accuracy
This is the problem, it's like they combined the power of a sniper file with the fire rate of a minigun with absolutely zero recoil.
>>336822447
I playjunkratand jumpad him while he is charging.
>>336822626
Being a Phara's pocket Mercy is pretty fun if they know what they're doing.
zip zop zooming about
>>336823254
Don't forget the half a second reload and no spin-up time.
The moment you enter his field of view you're dead. His shots can headshot as well killing you faster than you can even notice him.
>>336822626
Mercy is a walking healthpack. Absolutely BORING
>be Mei
>build wall to block turret-modo Bastion
>get behind him
>freeze him
>spear his ass a few times
Barely anybody knows you get headshot damage by hitting Bastions from behind.
>>336823546
>play McCree
>barely peek out a corner
>Bastion damages me to less than 100 HP
>>336823624
>you will never imprgnate Mei while she tells you that this wurrd is worf fighting for
>>336822626
Nigga please.
>>336824084
Shut up, slut.
>>336823624
Which is funny because pretty much every time you get killed by a turret Bastion you get the tip that explains exactly that.
>Everyone complains about Bastion
>No one ever mentions the "99% chance to kill something if you shoot it in a corridor" luckshot
>>336824160
>press Q
>corrdior of death wallhacks through the map
remove ultis
>>336793192
People pretending he doens't shred coordinated teams are fucking delusional.
Even if you personally switch to counter him, you have to hope the rest of his team don't mince you before you get to him.
>>336791648
blink behind him, slap his ass and recall away
>>336791648
Tell my girl to fuck him up
>>336822416
he's probably talking about her right-click charge that moves very slowly but should hit bastion since he's immobile
still less damage than a pharra rocket probably though, and good luck actually peeking bastion with his 1000dps
>>336824461
DemLuciothighs.
>/v/ initially bitches about how the game is "press Q to win"
>/v/ now bitches that their Q's don't kill anyone
Truly, TRULY, classic /v/.
I'm bad at aiming
>>336824160
>Moves at liyterally snails pace
>SCREAMS "CHING CHONGO CHINGO WO CHING-CHONGO DESU KA!" and makes a drgon roar for the entire map to hear
No, you have to be really retarded or distracted for it to kill you.
It's not that Bastion is overpowered, it's that he's extremely easy to play to his full potential.
Make him harder to play to his full potential by adding some heavy recoil in turret form that Bastion players need to account for in order to stay on target.
>>336824814
This.
Like, fuck, people. You can literally hear every Ult. Just get the fuck out of the way.
>>336802025
I got this one for Lucio.
His default looks better imo.
>>336824461
And my ex
>>336824814
his initial arrow that creates a path for the dragon to go through goes through walls and insta-kills everyone
>>336791798
Genji and Dva are all I ever play and they fucking destroy bastion I love it
>>336793192
signed - bastion main
I think Bastion would be fine if his accuracy and turn speed were nerfed a bit. He shouldn't be able to turn 180 degrees as fast as gee currently can nor should he be able to snipe people across the map. Other than that he's fine.
>>336825003
Laser Lesbian looks a lot better in this pic
>>336825003
truly horrifying
>>336824814
Almost every hero's ult is telegraphed. Pharah's screaming, "It's high noon", the motor sound of a rip tire, "Nerf this", they're all easy to avoid.
>>336824814
>>336824328
>people thinking im talking about his ult
>>336792114
SAVAGE
>>336791648
>people still bitching about bastion
get gud
It's hilarious how people say the game takes no skill, but they are still terrible at it
>>336791648
spam grenades and mines
>>336801651
>he doesn't know the artist already
fucking newfags i swear
>>336825227
Duh. It just goes to show you /v/ is retarded and incapable of understanding simple concepts.
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!
>>336800170
Add the bird in it
>>336803115
nobody counters a GOOD bastion though, if you have fast enough reactions as him, you can stop any flank attempt in a heartbeat
and NOTHING stop reinhart+bastion, just afk and wait for the game to be over at that point honestly
>>336802025
Too bad I don't play 76.
You're at the saloon when suddenly it's high noon and this guy smacks your girlfriends ass with a flashbang
What do you do?
>>336825361
This is pretty accurate.
I was cleaving assholes apart with Bastion when I first started but now he's almost not worth playing at all because everyone knows how to deal with him.
>>336805678
POO
What is a counter for the dwarf?
>>336825531
Laser Lesbians need to get out
>>336825680
76 is the most bland character in the game, it's a shame
>>336825667
which is why bastion dominates all level of play instead of just newbies. Oh wait, it's the opposite
>>336825832
Pharah
Everyone keeps saying bastion is easy to counter. So how exactly are you supposed to counter a bastion mercy Reinhardt team that know what they're doing? Not trying to start shit just legitimately asking.
>>336825706
Dump that girl I don't even know and proceed to suck his cock relentlesslyI don't even like this game but Hanzo and McCree are hot
>>336825832
Shoot the turret until it dies.
>>336825945
Turrets m8.
>>336825945
d.va special can force them to split apart and then you mop up from there. priortize mercy always
>>336825873
>bland
Nah, he's like vanilla ice cream. Boring, not too exciting, but good and enjoyable none the less. I like him a lot and he's good all around too.
>>336825945
Have a reignhardt that knows what hie's doing
charge at bastion when he's reloading, mercy cant outheal the burst
>>336791648
[loud japanese yelling]
>>336822447
Where is his dick?
He can pin me instead
>>336825886
i'm sure
>>336807204
That's why they halved her shield. Now she's average according to internal stats.
Reinhardt feels imbalanced compared to the other tanks. His shield just makes him incredibly effective at pretty much every game type. Defending or advancing it gives a huge advantage to any team that can utilize it.
>>336808597
Pull out my camera and film her breaking my bf's boipucci wide with her cock.
>>336821529
Why is Genji so much fun?
In any stage with walls and obstacles, literally nobody can fucking catch you. About to die or find yourself in a 2 v 1? Left shift and dash the fuck out of there after climbing up and double jumping off some wall. People say tracer is better because her teleport mobility but man, fucking Genji.
>>336822847
>doesn't get the obvious reference
4chan takes yet another inevitable step toward normie-hood
>Bastion in turret mode in the corner
>Ice wall him as Mei
>Roadhog goes around and hooks him
I love this game
Can someone explain to me how the health bar works? I seen different colors n stuff.
>>336825873
No that's Mercy. Literally walking L1 health pack. So boring.
>>336822801
use your pea shooter, it is surprisingly good. nobody expects it either
>>336791648
Shoot his giant blue head
>>336805678
She has a serious case of man-jaw.
>>336826381
>Switching on the fly when to heal and damage buff
No you are the retard.
>>336826365
Yellow is shielded health which is just health that takes more damage to chip down
Blue is shields, which regenerate with time
White is normal health
>Bastion setups up on the payload so he doesn't have to move
>Reinhardt sits in front of him
>Lucio or Mercy to keep them full health
What do
>>336822769
take your traps and your lack of legs elsewhere. nobody loves you
>>336818891
>Enemy team is raping us on a payload map
>6mins left and payload is few meters from obj
>Suddenly few bright guys change to Bastions and into a Rein
>I too pick reinhart
>5 mins of 2 bastions and 2 reinharts sitting on a cart
We won that one
>>336826585
Quit
>>336826585
Pharah or Junkrat.
why do I always get the bad teammates and have bad AI to practice against?
>>336825706
outgun him with my 20 round auto laser pistol, its the future dummy.
>>336826585
That's why you save your ults
>>336826365
Yellow=Armor.
Health that applies a -5 damage per bullet armor. Fucks up machine guns and shotguns but not snipers.
Blue=Shields.
Health that recharges.
Red=Health.
Normal.
>>336825945
Pharah can literally fly over the shield. Junkrat can rain grenades from complete safety.
>>336826835
Reinhart only needs to look up with his shield
>>336826747
>AI
>practice
>>336826309
Because he's a ninja. You can literally wall jump and run while fighting and shooting all day and not many people can hit you.
>Was bad at precision aiming in TF2, so I mained Demo
>still bad at percision aiming
>mfw Junkrat exists
>Attacking on Egypt map
>Match is starts
>Instantly get charged by a Reinhardt who was hiding behind the spawn door
>>336826972
You get behind and above them. As a Reinhardt main the biggest counter to him is forcing him to turn around.
>>336826309
>>336827082
I do the same with Lucio. Wallriding on roofs all day
>>336827101
I always play someone with a dash to start because those fuckers are always waiting outside the doors
>>336793540
He really just needs his accuracy cone expanded a bit.
I don't mind the DPS because he's a stationary turret, but he can hit you spot on from pretty damn far away.
An accuracy tweak would make him more like the TF2 Heavy: instant death at short range, pretty powerful at medium range, and not entirely helpless at long range (can still land a few shots but he's not working at max efficiency)
E.
Right click.
Shift.
Right click.
>>336827101
>Reinhardt spawn killing
>>336827327
TF2 Heavy can move while shooting. Bastion cannot.
>>336827098
>never played FPS before
>has the aim of a drunk blind guy with Parkinson's
>mfw Mercy exists
>>336791648
I call Blizzard and tell them to nerf this faggot already.
anyone else think the drop rate of rares/epics and so on has been boosted for the beta and it's going to be nerfed into oblivion on release so you have to grind overwatch bux?
>>336802760
>mfw playing Lucio on that one KotH map with a ledge right outside the point
They never see it coming
>>336826585
Last time my team did this, the enemy team had a good Tracer that hid in a building, waited for the payload to pass by, jumped in from behind, dropped a sticky grenade on the Bastion, then fucked off, killing everyone in one shot
>>336827480
Speaking of which, I really hope that levelling up isn't the only way to get credits or loot boxes in the future
>>336826309
MORE LIKE HALO 2 GENJI, battle rifle, Energy Sword and shield.
Hoo boy, halo the character.
>>336827357
>that one guy in blue laughing his ass off while everyone else looks concerned
>Lawnmower noises
>join game
>map isn't even loaded in yet before the Defeat screen pops up
Nice, epic, I like it.
>play egypt defense
>our team has 5 torbjorn and a lucio
Its actually pretty effective.
>>336827620
you can pay real money for loot crates
>>336791648HE is my date, anon.
>>336826504
>Went from holding M1 to holding M2
Oh man how deep gameplay. Bitch can't even defend herself. She's the only support than can't defend herself worth shit.
>>336827480
Nope, these drop rates are hearthstone level , literally majority 4 commons 1 rare tier. I am genuinely surprised they didn't jack the rates up for the open beta especially since it all gets wiped anyway.
Seriously these have to be the shittiest 'loot' things i've ever seen, hundred upon hundreds of godawful sprays I don't even want for meme logic, terrible forgettable voice lines, boring unoriginal skins for the vast majority of characters, alt colors of a costume regarded as a whole new skin. You can even get duplicates and they sell back for piss so youc an't even pretend you eventually can grind out all the unlocks.
>>336791648
Nerf this ;^)
Which one of you shitters is theBatfleck? get fucked on you genji memer.
>>336827620
nigga they repackaged hearthstone boosters, even use the same rarity spread. of course they are gonna let you buy a shit ton of them with your real money. they only give you the shit on level up as a pitance so nobody calls them shitty scammers for demanding you microtransaction in a barebones as is game.
>>336826972
If I'm behind him and above him I did my job if he turns and looks up. Leaving him vulnerable for my team to fuck him up
Why does Lucio have robot legs? What happened to his normal legs?
>>336828450
you can't go fast with regular shitty flesh legs
>>336828160
>Seriously these have to be the shittiest 'loot' things i've ever seen
At least you don't need to buy keys to unlock them
scrape it off the floor......
>>336828098
She has a gun, she is better capable to defend herself than half an engineer shitty Symmetra. Symmetras too brittle to really use her Lm unless she's already around a bunch of her turrets, and her RM is the easiest to dodge shit ever. people mostly don't defend as Mercy because to use her guns he has to stop healing, and thats the only reason you play her, the heal/dps beams.
>>336791648
>He's camping in a corner in turret mode
"Ryuu ga waga teki wo kurau!!"
>>336828603
What? I get tons of kills as Symmetra and almost none as Mercy. The pistol is pitifully weak.
>>336828740
You don't even need your ult to deal with Bastion half the time, a well-placed Scattershot can hit the weakpoint on his back
>>336799373
He used to have a mini reinhardt shield in alpha.
Imagine that.
>>336828098
>can't defend herself worth shit
Her gun is really fuckin' strong, my man. Are you sure you know how to aim?
>>336828567
but they still happily sell you the crates anyway. really the problem is more, non of it is stuff you'd 'want' there's like two costumes i actually thought are worth a damn and they are basically just helmet less Reinhardt. there's of course going to be no hot cheesecake like Swimwear Mei or leather Dom mercy, so all we can get is 'novelty' costumes or blizzard own lazy lack of creativity that is 'this character, but in WARCRAFT COSPLAY'
they basically try to get you addicted to receiving 'loot' but forgot to make loot you 'want'
>>336828740
>Goes through Reinhardt's shield
>Mercy can't even keep people alive during that attack
>peel for team
>land all my hooks
>secure kills for days
>pull people off of chokepoints and objectives
>shit team still picks three Widowmakers and runs around holding LMB
what do
>>336828958
>really the problem is more, non of it is stuff you'd 'want'
>I don't want any of these free cosmetics!
Then don't use them?
>>336828740
>can I block this with Reinhardt shield?
>die
although I guess it'd be dumb if you could block 100% of the damage
>Friends are offline
>Try playing alone
>Always get plopped into the middle of a match to fill in for a ragequitter
>Rest of our team consists of two Widowmakers, a McCree, and a Tracer during a defend objective
>>336828867
yeah so do i, through her turrets and hiding behind tanks spamming her RM if they are far away, Lm if it's a cluster fuck close range. Mercy to use her pistol has to stop using her heal beam, so thats why nobody uses it. Symmetra by comparison once she's placed 6 turrets, the teleport, and pressed e on everyone has fuck all to do beside shoot. mercy doesn't get kills because to try is to hurt your entire team most of the time. Symmetra however has nothing better to do atm, may as well fire the gun.
>>336802169
>Stop the Payload
>Other team has two Torbs and a Bastion
>They turn the Payload into a fucking gunship
Sometimes Mystery Hero Brawl is cruel.
>it's a "Bastion sits on the payload with two Reindhardts and double Zaryas" episode
>>336793758
Is that really hard to believe that somebody stopped shooting then resumed shooting a target? This shallow fucking game doesn't have a lot of options
>>336829339
The most fun I ever had was a match where we had a Bastion, two Reinhardts, and two Tornbjorns, and we were defending
The Bastion sat down in front of the enemy spawn, both Reinhardts got in front, and both Tornbjorns put turrets behind them
It was fucking stupid and dirty but it was hilarious
>>336829390
I want to pump-a-rum D.Va's bum
>>336807182
>>336829390
Real story
>Reinhardt/Bastion on payload, on Hollywood
>They come up to that part with the western-style buildings
>I'm Roadhog, go right in the area near the elevator that comes out behind the buildings
>Hook Reinhardt from behind
>Bastion melt instantly from Pharah rockets
>Reinhardt tries to run away but eats 3 shotgun blasts and dies
I would take a payload bastion over a control point bastion any day of the week
>>336828221
>throw mekka at Bastion
>he just sits there shooting at it
>>336829037
Missing the point, we all know alt costumes alt skins etc are stuff they 'want' you to buy. and we all know loot crates exist because they 'want' you to get addicted to receiving stuff so you hopefully buy a few crates to scratch the itch. that isn't my complaint, i expect a Jew to do Jew things. my point is you look at what you 'get' how much of it is just terrible per character sprays, all character sprays all stuff so utterly halfassed and forgettable, you'd only want it for the arbitrary sake of wanting 'anything'
>>336829554
Most eliminations : 59
>>336829712
What if I want the skins because I think they look cool?
>>336829293
Lackluster? You realize that fully charged her left click is one of the more powerful close ranged weapons?
>>336829712
I dunno man, in 3 days of very casual play I already have 300 jew coins. So that means in about 10 days I would have enough jew coins to buy their top tier skins. That's not much of a grind, especially compared to the amount of time it takes to get cosmetics you like in TF2.
>>336829168
Honestly Reinhardt shield utterly negating Bastiosn turret mode would be a interesting way to nerf him, lets him continue to utterly destroy idiots, but is countered by something so obvious only the shittiest of bastion players would stand around firing into. any player/team worth half an once of skill is able to get around Reinhardt who never drop the shield anyway.
>>336829909
They should at least make his shots do less damage to the shield, it's kind of ridiculous how turret Bastion can destroy Reinhardt's shield in a couple seconds and then shred him just like everyone else
>>336829765
>Played a match where the enemy Tracer got 64 kills
>>336829819
yes that's quite obvious, she is also rather brittle so she is only getting kills with it on oblivious idiots or people distracted by other things, hence why i said using it in cluster fights. Even at her best she wants to be hanging back with tankier people and in general keeping he newly rezed people.
>get play of the game as bastion
>It's just a Mei and soldier 76 walking into my line of sight and getting shredded
>Roadhog trying to get behind me getting shredded
>Reinhardt who showed up to help too late also getting shredded
>>336830181
How does the match go on so long? How does he not just win with all those kills?
>>336830248
>Mei getting shredded
Sounds like a shit Mei player
>>336800090
>playing roadhog on offense
>game about to start
>see dumbass enemy bastion player set up near attack spawn
>pull him and kill him as soon as the gates open
pulling bastion is more satisfying than pulling almost anyone else
>>336829851
again this isn't about the grinding, it's about the 'quality' of what your grinding. notice how many sprays there are, and player icons acting as filler within a loot crate.
>Always play Mei
>Join a game that already has a Mei and decide to just play someone else
>Bitch locks us in the saferoom at the beginning of every round
>Blocks incoming friendlies out of the point with a wall
>Freezes herself the second she takes even a point of damage
>Whenever I die I spectate her and she's just wandering around the level doing nothing
>Keeps throwing her ult up in the air
This is why we need vote kick.
>>336830352
Harassment tactics. Go behind enemy lines, kill people who are singled out, run away, drop bombs when you see them grouped up. I hate Tracer players, but I'll admit good ones can really mess up your game
>>336791648
Play genji and reflect the smack.
>>336808597
Offer myself up to her too.
>>336830029
I think bastion's more a problem of blizzards bad map design and lazy unit countering. evergreens mostly aware of 'how' to counter bastion already, it's just so many of the maps can make 'getting' to him a fucking pain.
>>336830554
>votekick for being bad in pub games
>pick Mercy
>win 90% of games
When do I need to git gud?
I don't even really know what to do as/against other characters
How do I bring up the scoreboardon the console version?
>most maps have one main chokepoint and 2 side routes per capture point
>side routes can usually be covered by also covering main chokepoint
these maps sucks
>>336830554
good fucking luck getting that in modern hugbox gaming, i'm amazed they even 'let' you rate the game -1.
Can anyone tell me how eliminations work in this game? I just seem to get them randomly. I'll shoot at someone a few times, take their health down by say 1/3rd before they rush away, let someone else take care of them and about 4 seconds later I get a kill. How does this shit work? Can kills be awarded to multiple people at the same time?
also
>Get 4 kills in about 6 seconds with Meme Dragon Arrow Man headshots (not using ulti)
>"heheheh this will get me PotG for sure heheh"
>match ends
>PotG is some shitter getting 2 kills over a period of about 10 seconds
>or even worse, Tobjorn walking out of the spawn room with about 5 turret kills showing up on the screen as he does literally nothing
PotG is broken
>>336807070
wanted to point out a couple things
Symmetra's energy shield for the team buff prevents one shots on squishy heroes from snipers
her energy shield + a more "pure" healer class makes it crazy effective to keep everything alive
Her energy pulse goes through all defensive powers except d.va since that absorbs it. Great way to kill shield users and if you can catch people in a tight area it goes though them all dealing massive damage.
her normal energy drain beam is pretty shitty...for 2-3 seconds and then melts everything but tanks instantly. If shes pretty good at bunny hopping whoever she locks onto will probably die no matter what you do.
Also in solo situations where being mobile one should throw a quick turrent when engaging someone as the turrent + your beam work wonders.
Sadly she has a lot of weaknesses to classes that are of the rook/defense variety but she seems like a good counter against some dps classes and good at killing other healer classes.
Well placed turrents on the ceiling and at the rim side of some doors is also pretty fun.
Also is it just me or or is the radius of rocket explosions fairly small?
>>336830198
She's pretty tanky with her shield matey
>>336830812
assuming your healing everyone whose taken any damage you are already a 'good' Mercy by this games player base, if you actually right click dps people when they use key abilities you are then a 'great' mercy.
Just don't be one of those 'i only main X' types and you're fine,
>>336830812
you don't
healing is OP in Overwatch since there are like 3 health kits on every map and the TTK of a hero is like 2-3 seconds if they get shot by more than one person
TF2 had shitloads of health pick-ups despite 1 one of the classes being dedicated for healing
>>336830756
Bastion is only a problem if you're a shitbad
>attack mode
>Mei builds a fucking wall at the door at game start
>>336822847
Not getting the reference is a lot worse than making one retard
>>336831064
probably deliberate since she can aim them relative straight and they explode on impact while Junkrats ricochet bounce. honestly most of the walls are thinner than they seem for aoe purposes so even reduced splash he pretty easily blows up turrets on walls.
>>336831131
taking a plink hit doesn't equal tanky she is durable enough to get her ass out of LOS if spotted, because she'd be trying to lead people to turret traps if baiting them, needs to escape long enough to heal if not.
>>336791648
What if Winston upgrades Bastion into a sexbot to give him the hot monkey dick?
>>336831349
>Attack mode
>On my way to point
>Mei is contesting the point with three enemies
>Bitch throws up a wall and blocks me before dying
>"Hhaha troooooolled! XD"
>>336831349
>Only person on the point
>See the entire enemy team coming
>Ice wall
>buy enough time for my team to arive
FUCKING WALLS
HOW DO THEY WORK
>>336791648
>slap EMP grenade on him
>cut his coil
>drench him in water/beer to shortcircuit him
>upload myboot.exe into his mainframe
Shit... so many things to do.
>>336793192
Open Betafag here, no problem with Bastion. He's like a level 3 Sentry gun - just throw explosives on him and the people near him and watch as he scrambles to to aim for you.
>>336824359
>People pretending he doens't shred coordinated teams are fucking delusional.
He doesn't though, that's why he sees almost no competitive play, and the few times he does are just someone trying to get a few gimmicky ambush kills and then changes to a different hero afterwards
Will there be a way to earn loot boxes besides leveling up in the final game?
Will there be a way to earn money for unlocks besides loot boxes in the final game?
Not counting microtransactions.
>>336831272
do you not notice in EVERY single damn thread everyone is clearly aware Genji counters him and he's in general just a shoot him he dies the end.What people hate is half the maps encourage him to sit and never move, and the Play of the Game outright rewards' him with praise when he did nothing, and in most of the cases his team didn't even win.
I mean hell i had a bastion who sat in turret in the middle of Route 66 road, where any idiot can easily hit him and any pharah can fly up shoot him and be done who 'expected me to sit there and only heal him non stop.
>>336831656
Honestly its just better to set up traps to protect your teleporter. Leading enemies into it is a shit tactic. I always do the best when I keep my teleporter protected and just shoot balls at people. The balls do crazy damage
>>336832160
microtransactions
>>336832160
is the whole point behind the currency to let u unlock things early or is there certain things that u cant find in loot boxes
>>336808597
Call KGB directorate.
>>336831718
he's more likely to have an unrequited want to give the Monkey dick to Tracer, since she needs him for her device, he's all serious and frumpy and she's bubbly and upbeat. it's obvious tease bait.
>>336832185
Almost nobody plays Bastion at higher levels of play, regardless of map
Bastion is only good against noobs who have no idea what they're doing
>>336826972
If he looks up someone else can fuck them up
And if you say "but you rely on someone else", you mentioned a scenario with 3 people against you, of course 1 v 3 isn't easy
>Capture Points
>enemy team wipes us and takes A
>my team runs to A after it was already captured
>enemy team all rushes into B
>only person defending
>lose
>>336832292
it's to eventually let you get what you want, while also giving you shitter rewards int he epic/rare/legendary tiers. a rare tier skin costs 75 to unlock, but rare currency drop is only 50, etc. it also allows them to make the loot crates give doubles, because doubles will just auto sell into even less currency.
So why the fuck do I see almost no Genjis? Is it because he takes an ounce of awareness to win with?
>tfw mercy main
>tfw have a sudden urge to suck cock and be used as a walking cumdump
>>336791648
Tell my friends I high-fived a robot
>>336832827
I see a genji every game
>>336822943
He's ta great anti sniper. Jump at the sniper, turn around in midair to protect your head, then turn back around right before you land and fuck 'em up.
Anyone have that picture of the female cast from the front and back, with all cloth details removed? It's their models.
It also shows that Mercy's packin' a thick booty.
>>336793540
>pick widowmaker
>kill bastion 16 times in one game bc he stands still and shoots
>>336805678
I'm annoyed they didn't give out the annoying as fuck accents to the 3rd world characters.
Symmetra should talk like apu. Mei and Dva should sound like nails on a chalk board.
>>336793540
Fuck you. I like this game and I don't want it to get the Riot Games strategy of "if it is fun and rewards skill/punishes poor play it is evil".
>>336806431
If you stack 6 turrets at a king of the hill zone its really really good. She goes way down in value on paylaod maps where she can't stack turrets for a long time.
Who here plays junkrat Luke they're playing old fashioned Duke/Blood?
God I love detpacks.
>>336826143
That would probably work, but just a warning if you somehow go up against a bastion who actually has a brainlol not gonna happenbut he can actually interrupt his reload to transform and whenever he transforms his gun instantly reloads, so you'd probably just get dodged and shredded unless he let you get too close to him.
>>336815551
>outplay
>in overwatch
>>336833807
>lel this game is so easy and babby mode that I've already mastered it in 2 days
>nerf Bastion and Mei, they're so OP blizzard plz :(
>>336805678
It's the eyebrows, you guys.
They're too dark and noticable
>>336834278
That would "fix" him the same way spaying "fixes" pets. He's not ovepowered.
>>336834252
Pharah has dark notable eyebrows too but she's a cutie.
>>336833627
slightly disagree
getting teleports on payload maps is god tier, and since they tend to bunch up around the payload they are weak to energy balls.
>>336791648
Hook him and shoot a load in his face
>>336834278
lol make his gun unusable in turret mode and have him do nothing alot when hes the most immobile character ya sounds gr8
>>336793857
>Tracer is also an issue,
This. Tracer is so fucking fast it's hard for bastion to keep up. Hanzo and Widowmaker can snipe you too.
>>336791901
Gtfo you n-n-nigger!
>>336823787
>play D.VA
>Boost behind Bastion he doesnt see me
>Start shooting his crit spot
>He swivels 180 degrees and crushes my 500hp mech due to his insane damage + D.VAs shit critbox
>Die
Totally balanced. D.VA needs damage drop off due to no reloads, but its cool for bastion to do what he does
>>336805678
Chin and Jaw structure.
>>336834767
I just realised that diva's boost lets her fly up
She's gone from being useless in my eyes to insanely powerful
>/v/ spends the past several months calling Overwatch "casual" and "easy" and such
>/v/ complains about a character that stands still
>>336834863
Not really. She needs to actually get within spitting range to deal any damage and she has so many counters.
>>336821860
how do you kill the tire
>>336831189
>Just don't be one of those 'i only main X' types and you're fine,
I don't want to be but the heal and resurrect is just too good and teams lack support most of the times
>>336835053
the same way you kill everything else
>Play Healer
>Have fun
Woah woah what the fuck
>got Junebug out of my box
Cute. Too bad it'll be gone soon.
>>336835020
Yes but as a character built around flanking people she's one of the best options
>>336807182
Let me rain some justice on you.
>>336820270
This. Nothing more fun than hooking Bastions out of their nests
>>336835020
I wish she had 'something' she could do when the mech is blown up beside just pistoling. I keep thinking if while out of the mech her flighte became a slide along the ground short dash or something that would be fun.
btfo
>>336835320
If you flank and go in solo you're fucked. Most people travel in groups of 2/3s and god forbid they
>>336805678
>We can't make ALL of the characters gorgeous women, or the women who don't play our game and only complain about it will complain!
Or blizzard just hates niggers.
>>336807182
sorry im bad
>>336834278
Bastion doesn't need to be fixed, every other hero can outmaneuver it
>>336791648
Use any of the dozen counters for him after finding where he's rooted.
>yfw highlight of the match
>DIE! DIE! DIE!
>>336826585
<RANDOM STREAM OF UNINTELLIGIBLE JAPANESE GIBBERISH AND DRAGON ROARING NOISES>
I try and be helpful.
>>336791648
Fuck his bird up.
>>336836318
I really don't get how this manages to kill so many badtions. Transforming out of turret mode is crazy short, there's more than enough time after hearing the roar to get out of the way because you know it's coming right for you.
>>336807182
I'm really REALLY enjoying zenyatta, if any other player can plop a shield on him, he can run with the best of the, especially with that discord orb
>>336805678
>DESIGNATED
>>336833453
I like Mei's accent it's cute.
>>336836501
The Dragon beam is wider than it appears and if it touches you even slightly you take a lot of damage very fast, that's how.
>>336791648
Rocketspam his shit up
>>336836787
I know the hitbox of the beam and it's still not a good excuse. It should only ever get you if it comes out of a wall you didn't expect it to but considering it will always be fired at bastion he should really never get hit.
Overwatch Cinematic Universe when?
>Overwatch: The First Watcher
>Overwatch: The Reaper Soldier
>Overwatch: Civil War
>Overwatch: Infinity Destiny Part I
>Overwatch: Infinity Destiny Part II
>Decide to try out Genji because I've never played him before
>HE'S AMAZING
Hard counter to Bastion (including his Ultimate) if you catch him off-guard, good at stacking on a little extra damage from afar, amazing at sneaking and man does dashing to finish off a limping player feel good. He's got to be my new favorite Hero.
>>336836965
Look it's a beam that fires through walls and is wide, what more obvious answer do you want for why more people get killed by it than you expect?
>>336837102
I'd watch it just for reinhart
>>336827357
As a Reinhardt player this makes me laugh
>>336837102
Never, because blizzard are lazy shits. unless they can sell of permissions for other people to do the work, then immediately after launch.
>>336837102
You post this a lot do you have autism?
>>336837454
you are here very often do you have autism?
>>336826279
Junkrat, launch him with detpacks.
Solved
>>336837592
No I have high functioning autism.
>>336791648
Reflect.
>>336837668
me too.
>>336827560
Nepal?
Happened to me once.
>Be Reinhardt
>hold point and provide shield
>Lucio flank us and weep us off the platform
Everyone upvoted him.
>>336821217
Honestly anon, if I were that team I wouldn't switch any of my heroes.
>>336800170
When the left click hits just right.
Overall whos the weakest/strongest hero?
Why are they even fighting? Is it a "simulation" or something?
It's become a bit of a bad habit, but I don't really like playing as classes that don't have some form of self heal. It's always so ridiculously handy, that it feels weird not having it, especially so many classes has some way to do it.
>>336838371
Reinhardt bench pressed 350
Symmetra couldn't shoplift at Thrifty
>>336833453
I need my DVA to have the quintessential smug shitposting MECHA girl toolset.
What's the kimchi gook equivalent of ANTA BAKA? Is it as fucking annoying?
D.VA is like 85% there already, just needs a few more trips to the salt mine.
>>336838502
Learn where health pads are
>>336838767
spam LOL constantly, that's what i do. if i could i would bind it to m1
>>336838839
>>336838919
Obviously, but they're often not near the choke points you're going to be fighting in and when you can more or less insta-heal yourself as many classes, it doesn't really compare.
>>336838502
Nigga, how do you think people did it in the quake days.
Just pick up health. Steal it from the enemy. Arena shooter rules still apply to some degree, health you take is health they can't have.
>>336838989
Will do, wish it was unintelligible Korean for added whack.
>>336838371
I'd say zenyatta is probably the weakest
He can kill tanks pretty fast but so can soldier 76 who also has a better heal