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What time is it, /v/?


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What time is it, /v/?
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Mei time.
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>>336773394
Let's fight for a better world!
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>>336773492
THICK
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Time for some cold ass.
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>>336773287

>2016
>not shipping Mercy + Pharah
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>>336773287
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>>336773606

D.Va and Tracer is the only one that makes sense personality wise
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I should really get around to that demo already,
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>>336773606
Pharah is mine.
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>>336773287
Shilling time already?
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>>336773756
>Board is full of CoD and Battlefield threads
>Hurr durr shill
Go fuck yourself.
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>>336773716

>shipping characters by personality
>not crackshipping
>dude
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>that stupid shit mercy says in dutch or whatever shit she speaks

helgm shalgem
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>>336773794
>Waaa Waaaa
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>>336773817
>>336773818
this

this right here is a mighty fine coincidence

a cosmic pairing between frogposters
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time to BREAK IT DOWN
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>>336773817
>>336773818
frogpostmind
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>>336773794
It's full of fucking Overwatch. Are you kidding me ? Not even him. Don't be fucking stupid.
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>>336773817
>>336773818
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>>336773878
>>336773910
>>336773925
Check the first one, the thumbnail is wrong. I've never seen both parts of the thumbnail glitch happen in the same thread before.
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ITS HIGH NOON
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>freeze enemy team with mei ult and kill most of them
>enemy mercy rezzes her team only for them to try to escape and run into an icewall to get killed again
>play of the game is the mercy literally just ulting at above instance and staying in a building

ok
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>>336773974

So what actually happened there?
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>>336773878
>>336773910
fags
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>>336774035
If two images are posted at the exact same time, sometimes the thumbnails get fucked up
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>>336774094

Oh... Thought someone fucked with the site again and made all thumbnails the same.
Thanks for clearing that up.
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>>336774094
I've always wondered, what would happen if that happened with a cheese pizza poster?
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>>336774094

I'm pretty sure they fixed that. I haven't had it happen to me in like 2-3 years
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Shit
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>>336774368
>I'm pretty sure they fixed that
it literally just happened
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>>336774291

You'd get permabanned and they're report you to the Feds. You could probably get out of it after a long and expensive legal battle though.

Welcome to 4chan.
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>>336774368
Anon. It still happens.
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>>336773492
holy fuck, i didnt know i wanted this
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>>336773492
she would be so much better if she wasn't a fatass

>inb4 thiccfags

no, kill yourselves
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>>336773492
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>>336773492
I want to fight for her to sit on my face. Goddammit why is Mei so sexy and thicc?

>>336774482
>not liking a bit of chub
Nigga you gay
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>>336773287
HEROES
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>>336774519
she's passed "a bit" of chub

she's a fucking fatass
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>>336774592
OF
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>>336773606
>>336773716
Is everyone in this game a lesbian?

Are the dudes gay as well?
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>>336773287
>raep tiem?
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>>336774639
I think you're mistaking her coat for fat, anon. Snow gear like that makes everyone look fat. She's just moderately chubby underneath it. Enough to justify cowtits.
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>>336774657
newerth?
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>>336773287
37
7
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>>336774657
NETHERREALM
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>>336774737
Jej
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>>336773818
It's german you burger,

"Helden sterben nicht!" is what she says.
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>>336773817
>>336773818

MOOOOT. HIIIIIIRO
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>>336774720
Roadhog and Junkrat are gay
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>>336774849
what does thay mean anon?
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>>336774737

I am not the only one who knows that remembers that. Noice
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>>336775158

"Heroes never die!"
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>>336773606
>tfw hardly any or none at all MercyxPharah 34
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I wish I knew how ridiculous I looked as mercy flying around stuck up pharrahs ass
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>>336775158

I believe that It is heroes never die in german. When a mercy ults in your team It is heroes never die, when she ults in other team It is this gibberish.

Dunno Why the difference. Maybe the make it easier to reconize which mercy is ulting?

Also, Is there any canon reason for they to keep respawning after killed?
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I just wanna see RoadhogxWinston porn
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>>336774732
her coat certainly doesn't help, that's another reason i dont like her character, no sane person would run around in a heavy coat like that

they should have gone for some katara or korra type shit but they really botched her
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>>336775414

She's swiss. They speak italian and french down there, too. Maybe it's one of those. Need to listen to her saying it once. Don't get her that often on the other team though.
Never actually heard her say it.
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>You promised you would arm wrestle me. What's wrong, scared?

>Scared? Of course NOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTT

Is Reinhardt insane?
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>>336775535
Maybe her equipment is really cold to handle?
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>>336775615
Judging by some of his in battle dialogue and his tie in comic, he's probably a bit senile at this point.
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>>336775615
Hes senile so, maybe?
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>>336775615
Maybe just a little but hes such a teddybear so its fine
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>>336775615
Reinhardt is fucking great
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5:33 a.m.
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>>336773287
4:34am EST.
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>>336776160
huehue brbrbrbrbr
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>>336774720
Yeah, Reinhardt is gay for Reinhardt.
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>>336774291
It's happened before.
The guy deleted his pic and fled, screaming it wasn't his fault.
The thread did not survive.
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>>336777382

Does he touch his armor at night?
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>>336773287
http://www.strawpoll.me/10133241
remember to vote
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>>336777610
widowmaker appeals to 12 year olds
tracer appeals to people with a petite fetish
d.va appeals to teenagers

mercy appeals to real mature men with refined tastes in actual women
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>>336777756
and mei appeals to people with actual taste. you seem to have forgotten that part of your post, friend
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>>336773606
Best ship but only if Pharah is futa
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>>336777534
Strikes me as the kind of guy who just poses in the mirror for an hour mirin himself.

>tfw unlocked the zyzz pose

>>336777610
>was into WM because inflating ass taimanin
>after actually playing the game suddenly like mercy a lot more
>that cute face
>that kind voice
>that amazing ass and legs
>always there for you
Fuck me i've been playing Reinhardt too long.
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>>336777857
more like mei appeals to chubby chasers
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>>336777937
>implying i don't want a chubby girl to sit on my face
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>>336777914

>poses in the mirror for an hour mirin himself.

Yeah, probably.

God, that pose. I want to stay on the payload just doing that. No shield, it ruins it.
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>>336774849
Clearly she's saying herd established.
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When are they going to make Widowmakers' ass less distracting?
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>>336777610
>32 people actually like poo in loo
tfw she's my second most played hero but i hate everyting about her but her gameplay
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>>336778357
Just turn the grafics down so it's less shiny.
And whatever you do, don't play toblerone and stand behind her. I've made that mistake so much its not even funny.
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I ended up getting stuck as Reaper a few times in the mystery heroes game mode and I'm surprised how much I enjoyed playing him.

It helps that I tended to walk all over people whenever I got to play him, too.
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>basically zero mercy porn
>barely any fanart of her just to start with

fuck
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>>336773492
I'd impregnate her a 1000 times jesus christ.
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>>336773492
Oh my god more please
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>>336777610
Stop bullying Zarya
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>>336778553
>>336778553
>And whatever you do, don't play toblerone and stand behind her. I've made that mistake so much its not even funny.
What happens?
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>>336778747
his head is ass-level with most of the female cast

position yourself just right and you can even clip through skirts
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>>336778874
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>>336778724
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>>336778874
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>>336779129
>draw a man
>give it tits
???
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>>336773287
>good waifus
>garbage game for casuals
every time
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>>336779129
literally the perfect woman
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>>336779274
UHHH, TICKER
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>>336775158
Heroes don't die literally, but it could be interpreted as Heroes never die.
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>>336775587
It's german anon.
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I want to play this game so bad for Zarya, but it's just so fucking dull. I'm already bored.

And more to the point, there's barely any dialogue. One TF2 character has more dialogue than all of the OW characters combined. I wish I was joking.

I guess I'll just collect the few good Zarya pictures that exist and call it a day.
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>be tracer
>click emote
>screenshot

i came
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>>336779274
>>336779415
Definitely not nearly thick enough
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>>336773818
>>336773817
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
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when will the game be free?
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>>336779442
>One TF2 character has more dialogue than all of the OW characters combined. I wish I was joking.
That might have something to do with the fact TF2 is a 10 years old game. Vanilla TF2 didn't have much dialogue either, pretty much like Overwatch now. I disagree about the dull gameplay. There are so many hearoes I can switch to another when I get bored of one.
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>>336773606
Woah, hol up!
Is Pharah naked under that armor?
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Can someone tell me why the heck I'm getting penalized for leaving early??? I leave after it shows your experience gained. When the heck are you supposed to leave then?
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>>336779440

I know it's german. Should know my language.
Thing ist, the other anon said she'd talk some gibberish when she's on the other team.
Though I never noticed that. Only heard her talking german and english. So I wanted to check for that the next time I'm playing against her.
But if he's just shitposting, well... shame on me then, I guess.
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>D.Va is the cutest girl
>Also the worst character

literally why
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>>336779568
Well, I would imagine, otherwise it would get quite steamy.

>>336779637
All shes good for is soaking up damage and blowing herself up.
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>>336779568
>girls are naked under their clothes

I just jizzed in my pants thinking that
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>>336779621
If she's on your team, she speaks and yells in English. If she's on the enemy team, she speaks and yells in German. It's so you know who ults. I've never heard her speaking itallian or some other language. Always German.
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>>336774482
If you look at the art of her without the heavy clothes on, she's actually very skinny. But because she looks big with her heavy duty jacket on, lot of people have taken to making her thick, fat, or obese. I'm personally fine with normal thick, but then some people make her fat/obese and I wanna vomit.
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>>336779568
I'm naked under my clothes if that gets you
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>>336779562
Even vanilla TF2 had far more dialogue, though. Hell, OW doesn't even have emote dialogue. Also, I don't think that's a good excuse anyway, since we've learned from games of the past at this point. They should know how to have dialogue by now.

And yeah, the core gunplay is fun, but there's only three modes that are all basically identical. And every map just feels like "large funnel with two small funnels on the side".
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>>336779598
I usually just leave after I've gotten the exp
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>>336779737

Ah, that clears it up. Thanks.
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>>336779715
>>336779720
>>336779776
I'd expect it to have some underlay.
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>>336777610
Pharah and Mercy are wife material
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>>336779741
exactly this. normal thick is perfectly fine and still gets my dick hard. the really fat fetish stuff is just disgusting and unhealthy.

mei is the cutest girl either way, though.
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>>336779741
her legs are the size of tree trunks
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>>336779784
Does it need more dialogue? I think "hello" and "thanks" is enough.
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FIRE IN THE HOLE!
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>>336779913
Oh I'd give it some underlay
haha you know what I mean? Ahhh whateva
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>>336779784
Characters will often speak with each other when they are close by and out of the fight (just like in Dota 2)
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>>336780047
>not LET IT RIP

Blizzard really dropped the ball
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>>336779440
Technically Swiss-German. Which is basically German with a Swiss stank.

So yeah it's German.
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>>336779981
I really want the characters to be fleshed out.

>>336780114
Yes well, that doesn't work as well when the matches are 5 minutes long and not an hour long- and when you're almost constantly fighting instead of occasionally teamfighting for like seventeen seconds.
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>>336779965
If you look at art of her out of her jackets, it seems all her weight goes everywhere but her stomach. She's got big legs, enormous tits, and fatty arms, but her stomach itself is relatively thin.
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>>336779737
some of her voice lines are in German too
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>>336780184
I'm Belgian, so I don't know the diffirence between those two
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>>336780187
god dammit
Now I want to read that again but lost my bookmark
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>McCree missing shots makes that classic western revolver pang
fuck
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>>336780187
>I really want the characters to be fleshed out.

It definitely feels a little barren, but that is something that can be added in extremely easily. I meant, think about all the small stuff TF2 added into their dialogue over just a few months.
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>>336780309

Usually the accent. But she doesn't really have one.
Sometimes swiss use different words, but they mean the same. So it's not really a problem to understand them. Usually.
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>>336780309
Neither do I, really, all I know is that there is enough of a difference for one to append "Swiss-" to the front.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wK7GSARUs_Q
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>Tfw playing with jap voices
>Widowmaker voice is sex
>Actually says ara ara
>Mei is cute
>A-Mei-zing
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>>336775535
>>336774482
Okay you're either a fatass yourself or you like skinny dudes. She isn't even that big, she is thick in all the right places. Plus you're going on about a video game character.

You're a fucking homo faggot.
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>>336780348
>>336780187
Source, please? What's it called?
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>>336773606
Not Pharah and Symmetra. Both are strict and believe in order. Just imagine the awkward sex. Symmetra makes a fully detailed plan about every macroseconds. Pharah treats her part as a life or death matter. Both lose their cool halfway.
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Winston is the best husbano though right?
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>>336781734
WHAT'S IT FUCKING CALLED REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>336782225
But that's Junkrat.
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>>336773492
gimmie the source
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>>336782429
Hell no! Roadhog x Winston sounds great though(Roadhogs probably a degenerate so gorilla ass would be fine by him)
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>>336782429
Just realised that number plate is based of the WA one
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>>336779414

Stop your faggotry. Your degenerate kind has already ruined draenei with your shit fetish.
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>>336779414
Yes she has muscles and pink hair
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>>336773492
nothing on reverse image search
please help
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>>336783083
Of course. If he was Vic he'd be a skinny hipster fag.
god i'm so sick of this state
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it's time to chew ass
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Daily reminder that Mei players are the same people who picked Oddjob in Goldeneye.

Mei players must be stopped.
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>>336775615
Who else is going to slay all the dragons, Anon?
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>Only black chick is some shitter indian.

out of all of the exotic nationalities, they had to go with the lest exotic.
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>>336784134
Winston is the African character
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>>336784134
Egypt is an african country you double nigger.
Also the announcer speaks with a black african accent.
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>>336784362
egyptians aren't that black.

i wanted full nigress.
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>>336784438
What like a Black African Huntress with a Big Spear?
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>>336783083
Seems about right desu, all the really >australian australians live on the west coast
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>>336784017
woops
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>>336784438
Curryshitters aren't that black either you donut.
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>>336784492
Nice joke, nobody lives on the west coast.
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>>336775535
Tracer actually asks if Mei is hot in her clothes she says yes but she didn't have time to change.
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>>336784362
north africa is a lot different to sub-saharan africa
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>>336775535
I wish there was a thicker coat so I didn't have to stare at that ugly fat fuck for 40 seconds before the game starts if I pick her. Makes it feel like 40 minutes.
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>>336782429
If Roadhog is Australian, why does he have an American accent?
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>>336781639
found the chubby chaser
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>>336784482
A literal spear-chucker amazon would be hilarious and also potentially hot.
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>>336784772
I had a feeling my holiday over there to visit my family was a fever dream. Thanks anon.
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Fund it we need a Slamazon!
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>mercy ults
>helgm shelgm

>mercy does anything
>helgm shelgm

>mercy dies
>helgm shelg-

i really wish i could turn off her stupid welsh voice lines
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>>336778487
>tfw play mei
I know that feel.
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>>336785660
I still dont get why the first outfit wasnt a nurse one, is it because its too obvious?
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>>336785660
>welsh
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>>336773287
Time to complain about people that play as useless characters aka widowshitters, bastioniggers and tracers
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>>336785660
How about you stop being an uncultured swine and learn another language you fucking pleb.
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>>336785860
>useless characters
>3 high potential characters
heh
unless you're complaining about obvious shit like widow/bastion on attackers and tracer on defense
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>>336785860
>pick lucio
>we have two fucking widows and a hanzo
>nobody ever shoots their pharah
thank god there's no real punishment for leaving
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>>336785835
>helgm shelgm
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>>336785976
>high potential
Yeah if you know what you're doing maybe but sadly 99% of people have no idea how to play them.
I played against a single Tracer that rekt my shit every other one was fucking shit.
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>>336786050
there is

if you leave too much you get less XP
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High noon
>/thread
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>PoTG
>Replay shows character getting 2-3 kills when someone uses a crowd control ult that sets up a team kill and clears the point
I guess its better than Bastion staring down a hallway.
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>>336786515
>parry that shit and kill him
Feels good
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>>336773287
Time to le.
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>>336785941
Your language is subhuman shit m8 sorry to break it to ya
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Mercy best girl. I've never had so much fun playing support as I have with her
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>>336789481
Stay mad you uncultured animal.
I bet you're too retarded to even learn German.
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>it's a "Widowmaker misses 12 shots and kills 2 people by mistake" PotG
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>>336780047
Not the wheel!
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it's high noon
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Mercy best girl. I've never had so much fun playing support as I have with her
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>>336790020
slut
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>>336790020
>mfw I'm pretty much forced to play as either a tank or a healer because everybody else is a fucking shitcunt in this game
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>>336779532
Until monday.
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>>336790184
forgot my mug
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>>336790020
I play Mercy for the same reason I played Medic the most in TF2. Because I was pretty bad at everything else except Engineer. Which is why I also play Torbjorn.
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>>336789948
>it's high-AUUUUGHHH
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>>336790281
I'm not really a support kind of guy, but I really like how active she is and the sheer amount of bravery it takes to heal everyone effectively
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>that feel when you're mercy on payload defense and your team knows that you're only circling the main point and they all get healed while i'm hidden from enemy's view and they can't progress but they can see my tethers so they decide to kamikaze push to get me but all the big strong tanks protect me and they all get wiped while i fly past them to the tank at the front
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It's Roadhog time.
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>>336790829
He's inconsistent as fuck sometimes I can one shot people after a hook and sometimes I need like three shots even on squishy on niggas
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Mercy comic

W H E N
H
E
N
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>>336773606
>shipping

Fuck off to /co/mblr and then kill yourself
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>it's a 6 healers vs 6 tanks random hero match
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>>336791285
How long is the recharge time on the hook?
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Does being commended even do anything?
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>>336792441
6 or 8 seconds I can't remember
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>>336792476
Ego boost that fades quickly
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>>336792476
it makes you feel warm and fuzzy inside like this (you) I'm giving you.
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>>336792476
i think you get bonus exp if it goes to 5, then even more at 10. never happened to me though
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>>336792441
that pic makes me feel funny things
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>>336792476
At 10 I believe you get an epic quality loot box item.
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>>336792781
kill yourself faggot
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>>336792781
Embrace the feel, homo.
>>336792896
heh fag
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>>336792815
I got 10 a couple games ago and I don't think I got anything
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>>336782309
Dorohedoro
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>>336773603
in my headcannon reaper plows her pillowy ass while wearing nothing but a sombrero
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>>336784017
im sorry, i really like shooting ice at the basket balls and making walls
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>>336789948

>opposing team McCree uses High Noon
>literally my entire team hides behind something for 2 seconds then comes back out to fight

they're getting smarter.
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>>336793973

your canon a shit
shit!
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>>336793934
>209cm tall
>over 120kg
Bitch is built like Lebron
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>tfw you get distracted by widowmaker's fat, undulating ass while running to set up defence
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>>336793934
please sit on my face for no less than 10 hours a day
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Mercy is best girl, no doubt.
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>>336796835
This desu
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>>336773606

>not shipping domming Mercy x D.Va

She's old enough to be her mother, just.
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>>336773716
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>>336773287
GODDESS TIME
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>>336799086
>She's old enough to be her mother, just.

thats what makes it hot retard

fucking hell, now i have to jerk off before a gym
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>>336773287
This is the first game I've ever played that makes being a healer fun.

I am so pleased. I've clocked twice as much time with Mercy as I have with every other character combined.
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>>336799819
>This is the first game I've ever played that makes being a healer fun.

this is the first game which makes stroking my dick to it fun
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>Still don't have Zarya's model outside of SFM

Life is suffering.
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>>336800838
Leave my overwatch-fu alone you degenerate.
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>>336799539
Does anyone have the sauce on the lewd webms that have been posted here for quite a while?
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>>336801216

I will not rest until I have Zarya smothering the girls with her armpits.
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>>336801334
I also want this now.
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>tfw no pharah x mercy loving sex or pharah x widowmaker hate sex
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>>336773287
Time to sage all overwatch threads into oblivion
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>>336801292
hot
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>>336800448
>tfw turning into a pocket healslave for a roadhog
>Constantly attached to his dick
>Hiding behind him and holding heal or buff the whole time
>Feeling that I practically belong to him
>Desperate for his attention and approval

I understand why healslut threads are a thing now
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>>336774720
It's confirmed that one female is a lesbian. Nobody knows who.

I wouldn't know because I'm too busy playing THE MAN IN GLORIOUS GERMAN STEEL!
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>>336773998
I had a game where the play of the game was a Reaper ulti-ing one (1) Tracer.
There were several team kills made by a Bastion in that same game.
Shit happens
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>>336802074
You're just a pathetic fucking faggot
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RoboPharah is cute
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>>336802431
RULES OF JET BOOSTING
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>>336802587
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>>336801967
newfag doesn't know how sage works
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so who /healer/ here ?
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>>336803560
Ayy
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HEROES NEVAH DIE
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>>336802208

>It's confirmed that one female is a lesbian. Nobody knows who.

Bet you a million dollars it's Symmetra.
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Are unlocks getting wiped or no?
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>>336804159
Yes
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>>336801292

me behind pharah
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>>336802208
Gee, I wonder if it's the butch bodybuilder.
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>>336801292

gfycat /DevotedShyEider
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>>336804350

Zarya's as straight as an arrow.
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>>336802208
Why does Reinhardt sound more Russian?
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Time to get a new watch
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>>336804350
>>336804421
>Gay Russian
Blizzard would just because it's trendy to make gay Russians because Russia doesn't bend to politically correct culture.
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>>336804421

I bet, she likes to crush manlets.
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>>336804594
>tfw she will never squeeze your dick to near breaking point in her biceps, spraying your cum all over her pink hair

Feels bad man.
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>>336804484
because you're ignorant
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>>336803560
I'm disgusted about how simple Mercy is and how influential she can be to a match.
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>>336804880
I think they just had a shit VA.
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>>336803560
>Zenyatta
how
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>>336803910

>HEROES NEVAH DIE!
>bring back a few members of your team that just got wiped out by an ult
>they all dash into gunfire and die instantly again
>leave you alone and defenseless to get gang banged by the enemy team

Being Mercy is rough.
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Is reich tiem nao
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>>336804905
>try the random hero gamemode
>I get mercy and some dude gets Reinhardt
>we push the cart from start to finish without dying once
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>>336805101
I wanna give her my swiss army knife.
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>>336779515
>>336774968
who?
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>>336803560
How'd you grab proper screenshot? FRAPS?
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>>336805024
USE THE BALL
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>>336775421
>Not Roadhog/Junkrat
Kill yourself senpai
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>>336789948
>>336790306
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>>336804905
>mercy
>simple
Nigga playing her effectively is pretty tough when you aren't playing against retards
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>>336804252
dude im jealous
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>>336785660
>Welsh
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>>336805275
just hit the screen button above the arrows man
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>>336805508
All that ever happens is that it captures the background. It's nice when I don't wanna see UI but I can't take proper screenshots.
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>>336804560
sjw blizzard strikes again
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>>336805908
If they wanted to be unique they would make Bastion gay.
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Why does D.Va look like scaled up baby
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>>336802431
I kind of want to buy the game just for Pharah. Rocket spam and flying around is pretty fun even though I'm really bad at it and usually end up landing somewhere dangerous where I then get my shit pushed in.
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>>336806316
She has a great E ability too which is a repulsor thing that launches people away from its strike point.

On certain maps that's pretty deadly. It's also great for campers.
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>>336773287
>making my friend sfm of mei with bunch of fat nasty smelly cocks where she looks disgusted before she have her face mouth open and eyes roll back for a friend since he requested it
>play the game
>became attached to the game
>won't make anything of it now

Why is the game so fun
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>>336806616
>want to learn SFM animation just to fuck Mercy in every hole
>having too much fun playing the game to stop
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>>336806874
Just forget it, the game is actually too fun for anyone to take the fun out of it and make porn and enjoy the game together
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>>336807275

I'm having trouble deciphering what you just said.
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>>336803560

Mercy is mai waifu
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>>336807460

>Symmetra for 21 mins

damn, i'm struggling to play her for 20 seconds. I place some spicy traps in side areas to fuck tracers and reapers up, but some tank always comes lumbering in and clears it all out, leaving me to go fuck myself.
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>>336807460
I bet you're a cocksleeve.
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>>336807836
She's definitely a high skill character, her main use is laying down a teleporter during sieges. Not good to play early in matches IMO.
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I just love flying around.
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Best ship is D.VA x Lucio.

BLACKED.
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>tfw you go "nothin' personnel" on niggas with Genji
>tfw you absolutely destroy Bastion and Widowshitters
I have never felt this good
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Has anyone ever actually won the Egypt map as attackers?
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>>336808258

Yeah, the teleporter alone is why i want to learn to play her better. Having your team wipe and trudge 10 miles back only to be met with reinforced defense is rough on some maps.
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>>336790306

>JUSTI-AAAAGH
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>>336808407
I think people underestimate how much damage his shuriken do.
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DEATH COMES
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>>336808489
Yes, several times.

Usually involves a shitty defense team though.
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>>336808489

it's generally either a steamroll or impossible
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>>336808489
The Russia one is harder.
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>>336808489

Sometimes. Usually when we got a really shitty defending team.
Otherwise.... just kill me.
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Can someone make a straw poll to see what the most popular "mains" are?
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>playing Pharah against a two-Tracer team
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>>336808489
Just have someone pick Reinhardt and walk down the middle with his shield up. Then have a Genji flank around the right side.
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>>336809189
>mfw I killed them 2 vs 1 without help.
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>>336808898
Got bored. Here you go
http://www.strawpoll.me/10151798
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>>336809772
Thanks anon! I'll make a thread for it
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>>336809772

multiple choice poll would make more sense, I don't have a main but almost all the time I play 4 characters
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>>336811062
You can't have 4 mains. That kinda defeats the purpose. Pick no main
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>>336809772
Love playing Reinhardt, but fuck are people dumb. He is great at drawing firing or cover. But, some guys prefer to just rush thru shield just to get turn to pulp
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>>336811337
>You can't have 4 mains.

You make it sound like its hard to learn these characters.
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>>336809772
>mercy in the lead
>hold a button and win; the character
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>>336805306
>big ass FPS counter
You do realize the game has a built-in statblock, right?
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>>336803560
Zenyatta is the only support ive been having fun with.
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>>336813379
that's made up for by the fact that you're an extremely high priority target, with most people willing to use an ultimate on you alone, if it means they get the kill
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>>336793934
Love that manga. Wrote by a chick as well even.
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>>336779784
There is enough fucking dialogue as is.
If anything too much.

Its all shit like 'Enemy approaching from behind' and shit but that is actually useful. Not to mention DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE and ITS HIGH NOON etc.

And hearing quirky emotes gets old fast, while now pretty much everything said has purpose. Sure we get a few flavor ones, but we don't need many.
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>>336803560
Lucio is so fucking good, the knockback on his right-click can fuck people up, his ult can save a game, and his healing requires very little effort.
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>that secret dialogue between Soldier 76 and Reaper
Like pottery, literally Naruto and Saskue
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>>336816719
what do the say?
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