>praised for an extremely diverse range of characters
>two guys from Japan, also ridiculously generic ones
>two characters from Australia, like people in Australia buy games
>two characters from fucking Germany
>like five Americans, even though it's understandable
Basically, they've played it safe. Can't you have a cool Romanian vampire? Czech characters are hot lately, can't have one of those? Vietnam, Asia ain't just China, Japan and Korea. Why not somebody from deep Africa?
Why is your most interesting hero a damn Britbong?
Who fucking CARES about this shit?!?
Nice thread OP
>>336730786
>who cares about having interesting characters
I don't know, people that aren't pleb?
>>336730651
>Czech characters are hot lately
the game is rated T, they can't add a porn star character
>>336730651
>5 Americans
Reaper, Soldier 76
...??????????????????????????
Who the fuck cares they are either cartoony stereotypes or can be described with two words, how fucking "diverse" can a character be that is so shallow from it's conception?
Also, people don't buy characters, they buy presentation.
>>336730651
Because they are playing it safe? Im pretty sure they will later on will add more characters, blizz has this thing of just adding more stuff to their games (as shit as they are).
If you dont believe me then you didnt saw the fucking reference that the midget and roadhog is.
How do I get a beta key?
>>336731085
oh forgot McCree
3, who are the other 2
>>336731085
HIGH NOON
>>336730651
>Why not somebody from deep Africa?
winston
the rapper
>not actually saying anything about the two Australians even though they are the best characters.
>>336731345
Lucio is Brazilian
>>336731415
please.
>>336731232
It's open beta now, no key required. Just start BNet and download it
JUST- UNNGH
>2 characters from Germany
Reinhardt and who?
>>336731553
yeah but how do I play after may 9?
>>336730895
> cares about having interesting characters
wrong game faggot.
How fucking pretentious can you get calling people plebs and then searching for "interesting characters" in comic book heroes.
>>336731571
They're probably thinking of Mercy but she's Swiss.
>>336731571
the medic
>>336731394
Is Roadhog also Aussie? He doesn't sound like it. Those are my 2 most played heroes, with Lucio a close third.
>>336731608
You pay Blizzard $40.
>>336731505
I didn't make the lore man, you can check it yourself. His story reminds me of Jet Set Radio a bit
>>336731825
>Brazil
>Deep Africa
>>336731681
>You pay Blizzard $40
Well. I've never bought a blizzard game before and I'm sure this one will go F2P killing the fanbase
I'll see how it is.
how often do Blizzard games go on sale?
>>336732092
never. they usually go F2P after a year
>>336731925
I can't tell what you're trying to say. The first guy was saying Lucio and the Gorilla were from deep africa and I was correcting him in saying Lucio is actually from Brazil.
>>336730651
>cool Romanian vampire
We don't even have vampires, you fucking assholes. They've never been part of our mythology. Fuck you all.
>>336731979
> I'm sure this one will go F2P
Yes, you clearly haven't bought a Blizzard game before. Blizzard either makes their games f2p or not, there is no conversion. If that was the case, WoW would've been f2p years ago once the numbers started to tank.
>>336732207
WoW is pre-Activision though
>>336732148
t. vampire
>>336731979
> I'm sure this one will go F2P killing the fanbase
mate this isn't your average fucking third party mmo developer. this is blizzard we are talking. watch them dish out two expansions for this.
>>336732118
Name a single Blizzard game that has went f2p.
>>336732207
WoW is F2P technically
You can play till 20 for free and use in game money to purchase subscription
How come the swedish character isn't swedish in any way?
>>336732118
>They usually go F2P after a year
>First part of SC2 is still 20 bucks
>Diablo 3 is 20 bucks
>Hearthstone and HoTS started off F2P
>WoW still charges for a sub
huh?
>>336732207
>Blizzard either makes their games f2p or not, there is no conversion
>WoW F2P
>Diablo III F2P
>StarCraft II F2P
what was that?
>>336730651
>Why not somebody from deep Africa?
They already have Winston though
>>336732148
You can't fool me, Nosferatu.
If you're looking for an after school special display of diverse characters picked solely to cover as much of the globe as possible play that new lab zero game, indivisible or whatever.
Also debate suicide.
>>336732207
Not all companies are shit like valve anon
>>336730651
>most characters have shitty ass accents
Jimmies rustled
>>336732274
If anything activision is an argument against f2p and for the game sinking to $30 after 5 years.
>>336732337
Probably the same way the mexican isn't mexican, the chinese isn't chinese, the british isn't a degenerate slag and the indian isn't a pudgy shit smelling gypsy.
>>336732350
Wow F2P lets you get to lv20 and then you're done.
That takes like an hour tops. Thats not F2P thats a fucking demo
>two asian females, for the chinese and korean audiences
>they look like white girls or post-surgery asians
>>336732350
Are we just making shit up now? WoW requires a sub to play. You can try to backpeddle and someone pretend that WoW tokens make it f2p, but to get the money required to purchase said tokens requires a sub. Neither D3 nor SC2 are f2p. I don't know what ruse you are trying to pull. Are you talking about the trials? Because those are demos.
>>336732524
lmao
>>336730651
>2 from germany
which ones?
are they brown/black skinned? cause that would make sense nowadays.
>>336732518
Just use the Japanese voice pack. The actors are better anyway.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YPGMJBHHDs
>like people in Australia buy games
>Implying they actually care about Australia
>Implying they weren't just cashing in on Fury Roads success and reviving interest on Mad Max.
>>336732620
He's mistaken, a lot of people think the medic is German but she's Swiss. She just acts and sounds German for no reason.
>>336730651
>most interesting hero
Tracer isn't the most interesting by a mile.
It's awful how much they try to force her as the face of the game when she's so fucking annoying
>no black scottish cycops
0/10 game
>>336732148
Calm down vlad, ironic shitposting has made the masquerade irrelevant
>>336730651
Tumblr people are stupid idiots with no long term memory, this is neither new nor shocking.
even their stupid proof of progressiveness that is Zavrya is herself just the generic strong Russian stereotype literally nothing changed but they made pink hair instead of blond. I literally watched a tv show from the FIFTIES with a character that every single line she uttered you could paste into zavrya no change.
>>336730651
At least they included two Canadians
>>336730651
>murrifat day time
>suddenly ow spike in views
Why do you fat shits have such a shit taste.
>>336730651
>Why not somebody from deep Africa?
We have Battlefield1 for that
Does the Origins edition of this game come with any other in-game stuff besides those 5 boring skins?
I don't care about Blizzard's other games anymore, and $20 for 5 cosmetics I don't need is a waste.
>>336732732
She doesn't even look German/Swiss/Austrian/they-all-the-fucking-same like the Knight. It clashes really badly.
>>336732148
>strigoi
>not vampires
o i am laffin
>>336732148
What about a Slovenian Kudlak or Krshnev?
His ultimate could be he turns into a wolf and fucks people up?
>>336732332
Have to buy the expacs. Also have to buy a subscription so you can get money to pay for further ones.
>>336733025
Probably WoW shit and a hearthstone cardback. if you can expect good 'anything' from Overwatch loot boxes of 'oh wow more sprays and a 'rare' player icon, it's like i'm opening hearthstone boosters'
>>336733047
Because Medic was a memorable german character, and she rips off his kit while being not an interesting character, just hotter. ergo people project his german over her void of personality.
>no polish hussar character to remove kebab with
shit game
>>336732995
/thread
honestly this game was fun until my rank went up and people started taking it fucking serious
once the salt and gotta follow meta shit comes up the fun is over
>>336731246
Obviously Winston is American.
>>336733025
It's a scam for retard. 4 out of 5 skins look like shit, you get a cardback for Blizz's casual Yugioh, like a portrait for the dead gook game, and something in WoW, I think a pet.
>>336733678
He's lunar
>no finnish mongol as a character
why live
>>336733718
that would be the trinity of padding that is bonus content in Blizzard games.
>>336732802
Honestly the TF2 character design was so much better. Just like overwatch they are all cartoony stereotypes, but valve designed them in a self-aware psychopath kind of way, the tf2 mercs know they are they are mercs. Meanwhile in overwatch characters such as tracers aren't even aware that they are mass murderers, she is just the easy goofy girl.
Why are there no aliens?
>3 dark skinned characters in the game
>Not a single one is actually African black
How did they get away with this?
>>336733957
winston is a non-human from the moon
>>336733138
Strigoi aren't vampires, or not in the "classic" sense. They're just evil spirits used to scare children into not misbehaving, like moroi and gypsies.
>>336733983
Are you forgetting Winston again?
>>336733957
There's a moon ape
>>336733678
Silly anon, apes can't have nationalities.
>>336733731
>Only people to land on the moon are Americans
>Winston is a Lunar-American
Works for me.
>>336734024
He's from the moon
>>336730651
>two characters from Australia, like people in Australia buy games
I buy games I bought this one, fuck you.
>>336734170
But he is african black
>>336734117
>Lunar-American
>>336733328
Americans can't point Slovenia on the map, so that's not gonna happen.
>>336730651
Well, it isn't like they can't add more characters in the future.
Personally I want to see Doomfist, I like his name.
>>336732954they gave her pink hair so people would know shes a girl, not because tumblr
>two hispanic characters
>both of them brown
>Danish character
nope sorry
>Norwegian character
nope sorry
>Dutch character
nope sorry
>Swedish character
It's a completely uninspired World of Warcraft dwarf with a fucked up "o" in his name
Blizzard aren't good at making characters unless they have cultural stereotypes to base them on.
>>336734609
>ESTOY BLANCO ESE
>BELIEVE ME POR FAVOR
I am just glad that the Canadian people are finally represented properly.
>>336734838
She's korean?
>Game is SJW as fuck
>SJWs complain it isn't SJW enough
>>336734609
ARGENTINA IS WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIITE
>>336731675
Mercy? She's from Switzerland
>>336730651
Liberals, please go and stay gone.
>>336730985
Nice 1
>>336734680
What could you make of a Scandinavian character without it being a Viking?
>>336730651
The amusing irony is Tracer's butt was offensive but not the hilarious racial stereotypes all the characters are.
>>336730651
MUH DIVERSITY
>>336735125
some kind of ice skater girl thats actually a boy just really pretty
The VA for the other characters outside of western countries(with a few exceptions) is pretty bad, I mean Blizzard probably has the means to get authentic voice actors. Junkrat and Roadhog don't sound like they're from Australia at all and Lucio is supposed to be Brazilian I guess, but sounds like an average American black guy.
Make an Estonian character.
Go.
>>336735242
The bigger irony (literally) is that Tracer doesn't even have much of an ass to begin with but everyone ignored Widowmaker's giant donk
>>336734838
What the fuck are you talking about bud?
Evolve 2.0 but with even less depth
I give it 2 months MAX, if its going into esports, it'll collapse
>>336730651
As a white Argentine I'm very displeased that every time developers need a South American representative they get a brazilian. I get that it's the most relevant country in the region and the most memorable to people from the outside problably but still, it happens every time and I can only handle so many brown rasta mans with yellow and green. I'm not saying put an Argentine in there, but how about a Chilean or Uruguayan or even one of them Bolivians? Switch things up please.
>>336730651
>Vietnamese character
If they did this and didn't make him some sort of Viet Cong type character, it would be a literal crime.
>>336735403
boobs
I'm really surprised the German character isn't a nazi
>>336735284
GAAAAAYYYYYY
>>336735556
Your issue is everyone on your continent looks the same. Brazilians at least have some flair.
>>336735556
>As a white Argentine
>>336734680
Torbjorn is Scandinavian.
Bland
>Two robots
>Two Japanese samurai
>Two WHITE MALE Americans
>Big armor hammer man
>Blonde Aryan angel girl
>Robot dwarf
>Smart monkey
Borderline:
>British chav girl
>Blue Indian girl
>Heh nonthing personnel death man
>CrAAzy explosive pegleg man
>Sexy purple sniper girl
Actually semi-creative:
>Korean who drives a pink robot
>Fat guy with a hook
>Brazilian rollerblade man
>Frosty Chinese bitch
>Musclegirl
>Egyptian rocket girl
>>336735692
>>336735803
Fuck you guys. One of these days Bolivia will represent and you'll have to deal with it.
>>336734928
>thick fucks not realising it's a really obvious shitpost.
>>336735125
A Norwegian polar explorer would make more sense than the Chinese woman. Or a Danish Greenland/North Pole Expedition soldier. Or a Swedish MtF singer who can kill with her voice.
There's a lot of possibilities, but they've only gone for the shittiest possible stereotypes and then they call it "iconic and easily recognizable" designs.
>>336730651
>Romanian vampire
damn Blizzard needs to get on this that's a really good idea
>>336735242
>Actually being offended by any of that shit
Come the fuck on you pussy.
You're allowed magical super people with amazing powers and weapons but the second the guy whose on fucking fire constantly blowing shit up goes "g'day mate" you step back and go "okay Australians don't all say that wow offensive much".
Oh no the gooks say random things in ching chong language to let you know they're gooks what a shame.
>>336734104
Africa is full of nations
>>336736143
The legend of the female Chinese Antarctic explorer is known all around the world.Every time I see her I think she's just a white-washed Eskimo tbqh.
>>336730651
What's wrong with Tracer? She has a hot accent and a great slim body.
>>336735953
>Scandinavian.
And what does that mean, exactly?
Norway and Denmark doesn't use the letter "ö".
>>336734928
>>336735418
>people who have never been to Canada
>>336736143
Found the perfect design for a Swedish Polar explorer/ice skating FtM hero.
>>336736327
His bio says Sweden.
>>336736031
can't wait for this, nigga's will be in tears as I sit back and drink apiBolivia is also growing pretty fast
>>336736448
Then he only represents Sweden, not Denmark and Norway.
>>336735556
>white Argentinian
>>336736392
>lays down ice patches that speed up teammates that run on them
yes this is good
rollouts are a fucking chore without lucio
>>336736392
You think you're being funny but here's the official superhero of Sweden as chosen by popular vote in 2015.
it doesnt even matter that it has 21 classes and more to come. Almost all of them are shit except the top 6 people use in competitive play. And people are already complaining there isnt enough. Blizzard fucked up adding so many characters. They cant balance them.
>>336730651
Mercy isn't German you fucking dickweed
>>336736717
Does he fight crime by choosting not to commit any?
>>336736717
>Look at me, I am the Swede now.
>>336736783
>top 6 used in comp
>doesn't list said 6
>>336736815
No, he opens a dialogue with people to tell them why what they are doing is wrong and harmful.
They actually did a decent job of "inclusiveness" and "diversity".
A few Americans, a character from every European country that matters/has a distinct culture, some one from each of the main East Asian countries, an Indian (surprising), a South American guy (even though he's black), a Russian, an Egyptian, and some Aussie-shits.
So who got left out:
>Canada (kek)
>Black Africans
>South East Asians (kind of a combination of Chinese and Indian anyway)
>Pacific Islanders
>The Araby Muslims-type people (Pharah doesn't count)
Not because I'm offended, just wondering about new characters.
ITT irrelevant nations bitch that no one cares about them
cry more, faggots
>>336730651
When you start asking this question, there is no end. "Why not add this?" never stops once you've asked it, you won't run out of groups or things to include. They made what they wanted to and implemented as much as they could. The end.
>>336732518
They actually used bilingual voice-actors though, for the asians at least. Gotta appreciate that
I'm more disappointed that Lucio is supposed to be a Brazilian yet he has the voice of a PG-13 rapper.
>>336736024
Ok, but the robots are enlightened Buddhists or whatever, I'm not a lore master. That's kind of cool though
>>336736783
Happens with all games that prioritize novelty over game design, as roster balance is O(n^2).
>>336734763
It would be soy, gringo
>>336730651
What the fuck what happened to this board?
IN the past not even ironically did people bitch this scarily similar to SJWs
who /mexico/ here
>>336737030
Theres a website which shows the top 6 used weekly. google overwatch meta. Rein, winston, mercy, lucio, mcree, reaper.
>>336737119
>The Araby Muslims-type people (Pharah doesn't count)
You don't think someone like Pharah could come from such a progressive and secular country like Egypt?
>No Scottish character
Why the fuck is the only person to represent my country in these kind of games a nigger? Like fuck, I just wanna run around in a kilt beheading cunts with my claymore as somebody that actually looks like they belong in the fucking country
>>336737039
I'll chip in for his funeral expenses when the criminals kill him.
>>336737383
>Reaper
turns out he's black not Mexican.
>>336737453
>funeral expenses
That's not a thing in Scandinavia, the state pays.
>>336737495
He's one of those LA half black/half Mexican types
>>336737259
they did so for the Reinhardt, Mercy and Widowmaker as well
I know that for a fact, since I speak German/French, when these chars speak their own language there's not a single amount of accent in it, I fucking love it
>>336730651
Are you fucking retarded? It's meant to be a Justice League/Avengers-type group; if they had anyone from deep Africa; they'd have to be a child soldier or some shit and then people like yourself would go off at Blizzard for stereotyping.
>>336737119
>Lumberjack
>Spear chucker
>Can't think of anything for swamp chinks
>No idea here either
>Suicide bomber
>>336737424
no i think he means he wants a dervish guy with whirlwinds
>praised for an extremely diverse range of characters
Literally nobody does that.
The only people commenting on it are salty racially insecure /v/ posters, and they're always complaining, not praising.
>>336737653
Mercy sounds super german though and I'm pretty sure swiss people have some kind of accent
Never heard Reinhardt speak a single german word, oddly enough
Would like to see some native american kind of character though I feel like sjws foam at the mouth with rage no matter how natives are depicted so it's just asking for trouble.
>>336737558
That's just you paying for your funeral expenses without the corresponding choice.
>>336735556
If you really were from argentina you wouldn't know what you were talking about since Fibretel has blocked all connections to battle.net servers for the past four days.
Get connectioncucked, thirdworlder
>>336736610
Sweden is in Scandinavia.
So not only is he Swedish he's Scandinavian too.
>>336737674
or a zulu
but then you have a literal spearchucker and its the same problem
So where's the fatfuck American character stuck in a motorized cart with miniguns on it?
>>336731085
Roadhog
>>336737768
How can there be a Native American character when Native Americans don't exist any more?
>>336737893
how did she get inside?
>>336737829
Scandinavia is not a country you moron. No Dane or Norwegian can or wants to be represented by a Swede.
Do you think Canadians represent people from the US?
>>336737893
>implying a fat fuck would be recruited into a UN anti-robot defense force
We already have Roadhog, isn't that enough?
>>336730651
ok for all the retards in here:
Mercy speaks German but she's from Switzerland, in Switzerland you speak German
everytime you faggots eat cheese, it's from our efforts in cheese science, so shut the fuck up about my waifu you fucking ameriniggers
>>336737916
He's an Aussie according to the lore. He has fuck all for an accent though.
>>336737768
Just make him mute and model it from a real picture of one. Tomahawk, bow and arrow, wolf/eagle spirit. There. He or she can sigh, grunt, breath heavy, etc for voice lines.
>>336737893
>the dude rams her with his cart
>>336737674
More like G.I. Joe. The writing seems to be trying to replicate that Saturday morning cartoon/comic book thing.
>>336737993
She hadn't eaten breakfast before she went in.
>>336738009
>Canadians represent people from the US
Close enough. Just don't pick Bieber, Trudeu, or Alanis pls.
>>336737893
same place where the europoor muslim is
on /int/ where it belongs
>>336734372
But Anze Kopitar is awesome!
>>336737768
i would totally dig a big native guy who can like astral project
>>336738182
>is so fat that walking for 20 minutes a day would probably burn a pound a day or more
>continues to sit in scooters even though she doesn't need them, can walk just fine
holy fucking shit
>learning where health packs are
>never dying because of muh mobility
I love D.Va
>>336738338
>can walk just fine
Dunno about that my man.
>D.Va says "hue hue" in her lol voice line in the portuguese dub
One if the DLC characters better be an African king or I'm going to get mad as fuck.
>>336738182
I don't think human body works like that.
>>336732148
>amerifats in charge of geography or literature
>>336738075
Was about to bring up Mercy is Swiss.
And there are 5 asians, Hanzo, Gnji, Mei, D.VA, and Symmetra.
>>336738434
America is the land of possibilities.
>>336738357
>shit mobility
>never dying because i play against retards
you love being an open beta player
>>336738463
>India
>Asian
fuck off with this
>>336738357
>Get hooked by Hog
>Die
They should Finnish sports guy and a Canadian hippie.
>>336738543
India is a south Asian country.
So... Asian?
>>336738075
No one wants to hear about Germany's Bermuda.
>>336738527
She has best mobility in the game fag.
>>336732463
>>336732861
>Tfw i was expecting this kind of replies but I still kekd
So where's the Irish character?
Always a joy to see American developers bring out the red hair, freckles, terrible shitty attempt at doing the accent and justifying violence and alcoholism as part of their cultural heritage.
>>336738543
>Indians
>Not Asians
Dumb burger
>>336738543
India is in Asia, deal with it fag.
Anyone else love Pharah? She's fun as fuck.
>Jumping high in air
>Launching barrage of missles
It feels so good
People will always go crazy and hype about anything. This game? This game will be just like everything else. Regardless if it's good or bad, it will be mostly forgotten in a few months.
>>336738409
Brazilians are a living meme.
>>336738075
>be a jew and make cheese with holes in it and sell it for same price
>call it cheese """"""""science""""""""
>>336730651
>romanian vampire
>>336738714
She's great.
Really rewarding of skill, too, her direct rocket hits do so much fucking damage.
>>336738725
>it will be mostly forgotten in a few months.
Yeah, by the whiners on /v/.
Tons of people will still play it.
>>336738607
if they did a canadian hed probably be a lumberjack
>>336738825
At this point, Brazil only exists on the internet.
>>336738659
>>336738708
>>336738713
India has more population than all the other Asian countries combined and is a filthy shithole where they shit in the streets and brush their teeth in a river with corpses in it.
It's such a shithole that I refuse to consider it a part of Asia.
>>336730651
Hanzo and Genji were originally one character with a katana and bow but they split them.
The aussies are mad max references
There's one german
Three characters are from the United States. Four if you count the Winston but he's from the moon.
>>336738714
Pharah is probably in my top 3 in terms of fun to play and my skill with them.
>tfw nailing sick airshots
>>336738543
Even the American census considers Indians Asian.
>>336737768
>not playing waifu
>>336738938
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk olha as ideia
>>336738942
>I refuse to consider it a part of Asia
But no one cares, it's still a part of Asia
>it's another Bastion play of the game episode
It's a shame the level design in this game is so terrible.
The actual maps are incredibly detailed and filled with little easter eggs, but they layouts are total trash and not fun to play on at all.
>>336739008
Is she supposed to be egyptian or native american? her costumes are all over the place
>>336735807
What the fuck is this?
>>336732350
Diablo 3 was F2P? Why did I have to buy the game and the expansion then?
>>336738942
Detroit's a shithold but the US still considers that a part of America.
How do I stop getting pubstomped by turrets and start carrying games by being the only person who deals with them????
>>336739094
God damn I hope this is just because of dumb ass players in the open beta. He's really not that hard to deal with if you aren't stupid
>>336739151
how are you this dumb, shes egyptian, thats a skin
>>336731085
Reaper is Mexican
>>336730651
>diversity
>all characters are humanoid
Thanks blizzard.
>>336739154
The dream incarnation of a Chilean woman.
>>336739151
Same with Mei. Chinese yet dresses as an inuit.
Pharah's egyptian and yet there's native american costumes. It's very confusing.
>>336739206
People in Detroit aren't retarded enough to literally shit in the street and bathe and drink from a river that has shit and corpses in it though.
>>336738902
A Canadian hero would have be support and they would have no weapons. All they'd do is buff people from the back and try to avoid conflict.
>>336738846
amerinigger I'll have you know that making cheese isn't about making holes in the cheseit's about abusing your mothers holes with my dickcheese
bow down to the nation of banks not owned by jews but aryans son
we already fucked greece up, we will come for you to amerifats
>>336739105
>an actual unfinished shit game
>comparable to a complete Blizzard game
You know Blizzard has a massive following. You already know that people love this game, despite the /v/ /pol/ crossboarders.
>>336738942
"Asian" doesn't imply good, you butthurt 2nd generation nerd.
>>336739382
... what have you been looking at exactly to get that idea of India?
>>336739236
Turrets don't move so sniper classes are an easy way to deal with them. Or use reaper to teleport behind them
>>336739447
lol I forgot you guys existed until I saw reply
>>336738409
>Widowmaker says "ara ara" in her ooh la la line in the moon dub
>>336730985
I know who likes the salami in this thread
>>336739141
>every single map is 2-3 segmented areas with one big chokepoint connecting them
>OH BUT ITS OK BECAUSE WE ADDED THESE FUCKING TERRIBLE ALTERNATE ROUTES THAT SERVE YOU UP TO THEIR STACK ON A SILVER PLATTER AND ALSO ONLY LIKE 1/4 OF THE CAST CAN ACTUALLY USE THEM
it makes me mad too
especially that fucking japan map jesus christ
>>336737893
we really don't need another Bastion
>>336739504
come on, Unicef and India itself had to make PSAs and even PAY PEOPLE TO USE THE TOILETS because the amount of people who were shitting in the streets.
The 'sacred' River Ghanjes has dead bodies and shit in it at all times yet people bathe and brush their teeth in it because it's HURR SACRED.
It's a filthy shithole of a country.
>>336737748
Don't they speak an entirely different version of German altogether?
>>336739504
It's a meme about the lack of hygienic habits of native Indians.
>>336739334
>chilean woman
She don´t look chilean at all.
>>336738942
India has more people that CHINA? I fucking doubt that.
>>336739640
I'm imagining that Japan map will either be taken out of the game entirely or will be completely redone from the ground up.
Defenders have no fucking chance, I've never had a match go longer than 3 minutes on that map, it always ends instantly.
>>336739632
That's a pretty high amount of viewers on Twitch.
Also, twitch viewers =/= aliveness of a game
>>336739447
>Medic did horrific experiments on heavy.
>Mercy turned Reaper into a weird shadow monster.
Pottery.
>>336739236
Explosives. Pharah and Junkrat destroy turrets. As Pharah you can get behind and fly over while raining hell down on them.
>>336730786
Overwatch's target audience.
>>336738942
>>336739718
China just barely has more, but India is the fastest growing population on the planet, and will outpace China in a few years.
http://www.worldometers.info/world-population/population-by-country/
>>336739713
Take it up with the Chileans that made her.
>>336739428
but imagine
>weapon is a chainsaw with axes attached
>ult literally fells a tree on the enemies
>>336739685
we have our accent yes
but we learn to speak normal german as well m8
>>336739640
>Game built around changing heroes to counter enemy team.
>complains he'd have to pick one of the characters that can access flank routers when the front door isn't work
k
>>336739824
Why the fuck do people keep posting them then?
>>336739669
The internet meme is that all of India is the like the slums because its funny that poor Indians think its acceptable to shit where they please. The nicer parts of the county are fine.
>>336739236
1. Reinhard's shield
2. strong flanking heros/harrasing heroes (Reaper, Genji, Widowmaker for long range harass)
Please note that Bastion takes double damage from behind when in turret mode, incentive for a flanking attack.
>>336730651
>tfw the only actual Hispanic character is Reaver and he's just a spooky edgelord
I hope they do a cool Puerto Rican hero someday
>>336740139
panjeet pls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_peUxE_BKcU
>>336739669
You're right, but India is still Asian. What, you think North Korean isn't Asian because they don't have a functional country?
>b-but they don't shit in the streets
No, but they eat rats or starve to death. Anyway, back to /pol/ memester.
>>336738586
whenever i get hooked as D va i just fly away lol
>>336740093
>>336740165
Because they're stupid.
They think that one popular streamer or one event for a game going on means that game is alive, and if there's nothing going on that's worth WATCHING and not PLAYING the game for, then that game is dead.
It's broken logic.
>>336738846
I think there is a certain country that could really use some of that cheese science. Hint: It's one of the few places on earth that has the audacity to sell mozarella dry.
>>336739713
This is what google tells me Chilean women look like.
Post lewds of dva
>>336739340
>having this much autism
SHES NOT WEARING THE RIGHT CLOTHES FOR THE COUNTRY
WHERE ARE MY PILLS
>>336740384
hold on
is she naked?
is there a full photo?
>>336739151
>>336739340
costumes aren't canon beyond the default ones
read their character bios
pharah is clearly Egyptian
>>336740209
Maybe they could make him a batboy mutant playing off the chupacabra myth of Puerto Rico
>>336740317
>muh secret chinese players
Why isn't there a muslim character?
>>336740703
>>336736373
Should've posted Mei for that to work
>>336740715
Because it's the future.
>>336740715
Because they'd have to copy D.va's ult
>>336740703
Wow, very dank, I almost replied seriously.
>>336735556
>Argentine Gaucho (or McCree but less edgy)
>Chilean Miner
>Peruvian/Bolivian cocaine man
>>336739713
Many mapuches barely consider themselves chilean, if at all.
>>336740715
Pharah might be Muslim, we don't know. Egypt is dominantly Muslim today, but the fact that in Overwatch, new Egyptian religion temples are being built/restored makes me wonder.
>>336737439
Demoman's only black because otherwise he'd have been too cliche.
You wanted a cliche for real?
>>336740384
Still dont look like >>336739334 and
>>336735807
>>336739669
You don't seem like a very nice person to be around
>>336739340
All of Roadhog's alternative skins are Polynesian.
Would you guys play as a sexy Africanqueen?
Seriously. Like her abilities would be summoning snakes and leopards and shit.
>>336737825
I have Telecentro. :^]
>>336741143
Not bad. Can't tell if pregnant or just fat in a strange way tho
>>336732545
Yeah but the small one acts cutesy which is a japanese/Korean thing and the thick one has chopsticks in her hair so she must be Chinese
>>336741272
Could be cool
We are missing a sexy furry trap character. Nobody wants ape dick.
>>336741272
Yes. That actually sounds awesome.
>>336732632
>Ditching useful "Behind you!", "Sentry spotted", "Sniper" calls just so you can have voices from a language you don't understand
>>336741250
>All of Roadhog's alternative skins are Polynesian.
That's because Roadhog is a Maori
>>336741517
>trap
>"no one wants ape dick"
Uhhh
Retarded faggot?
Do you want dick or not?
>>336741612
But I understand enough Japanese to understand shit like "sentry spotted," "behind you," and "sniper" and even if I didn't it wouldn't take long to learn them.
Are you saying you didn't learn to distinguish what the Ganados in Resident Evil 4 were saying in spite of not knowing spanish?
>>336741272
>She has Leopard powers
>Basic is a claw attack
>She can use a dodge to avoid damage
>Ultimate is a long range leap
>She has a catgirl outfit
>>336741517
Fuck that, I want the classical intelligent dolphin in power armor
>>336737439
Because Scots act like niggers, therefor they deserve to be represented by one.
>>336741662
No...
NO!!!
>>336741662
>>336741612
>not using your microphone to relay that information to your team mates
inb4 "I don't own a microphone"/"I shouldn't have to communicate with my teammates"
>>336741718
Winston's dick isn't feminine.
>>336737439
McCree is clearly a Scottish descendant
>mfw one of Lucio's voice lines is "You gotta believe!"
>>336741718
Gorillas have tiny penises
But they're not feminine dicks, they're just gross
>>336730651
>Why not somebody from deep Africa?
They'd get called racist.
But seriously, Africa got some cool mythological stuff that seems to get overlooked alot.
pic related
>widowmaker is french.
That's cool
>>336741901
>one of Mei's voice lines is "Let it go"
>but Reaper doesn't have a "tch, nothin' personal" voice line
>>336730651
I would probably buy this game if they had a console version for $40
not spending the extra $20 on its for skins.
Which is funny because i probably wouldnt have a problem with $60 if a $40 version didnt exist
>>336735042
I mean it makes sense for them to appeal to the casual side of the moba market.
![8fbebd4c82e28c1fb9813131fe378d79[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/aUFDJYI.jpg "8fbebd4c82e28c1fb9813131fe378d79[1]")
>>336741934
You RANG?
>>336742048
>complains about getting ripped off
>owns a console
>>336730651
Wacky faces does not make a character interesting, otherwise Bubsy would be relevant today.
>>336730651
>>336741934
African character is coming. She's got a robotic suit.
You can see her art in the Numbani map, in a fashion store. She seems to be a fashion designer or something.
She's also in the big hero art thing with all the heroes currently in the game and some more, but just her robot suit is in the image. The suit has some African tribal patterns on it, it looks pretty rad. I'll try to find it
>>336739284
He's black.
>>336741934
>>336742223
here she is
>>336742394
>Gabriel Reyes
He's a spic anon
![Origins_BlackwatchReyes_003[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BZbqC7G.jpg "Origins BlackwatchReyes 003[1]")
>>336742394
Reaper isn't black you mong.
Also, he's literally a Metzen self insert.
Where is the self immolating flying Tibetan Monk stacked with regeneration passives, Blizzard?
>>336742506
He can be black and still be mexican.
>>336742573
You mean Zenyatta?
Also, monks don't self immolate often. That's not a thing. A few have done it as a form of protest, but it's nothing inherent to being a monk.
>>336742582
Dude looks like Danny Trejo, see >>336742568
>>336742483
Looks cool as heck.
I also heard something about one of the dlc characters being Pharrah's mother? The article referred to 4chan being the source...so take that as you will,
>>336742680
Still look pretty dark. But hey, maybe it's just lightning.
>>336742723
Nah, Pharah's mother is seen in some art and stuff, but only in pre-Overwatch collapse time.
Pharah's mom is canonically dead.
She was also a sniper. We don't need another sniper.
>>336742812
REAPUHZ
>>336730651
D. VA is Korean you dunce
>>336735125
A Svalbard polar hunter?
Perhaps a Norwegian Fisherman who's ultimate summons a rainstorm of salmon and tuna on the targeted location?
A representitive of the Norwegian oil industry who can tar the ground to slow enemys and speed allies?
>>336742523
>>336742812
A little racially insecure, are we?
It's okay, there's no need to worry.
The black video game character won't come out of the screen and kill you for being white.
It's diverse because it has UGLY WOMEN.
Do you know about diversity, cis scum?
>>336736024
>Fat guy with a hook
>creative
He is L I T E R A L L Y Pudge
>>336732730
It's pretty blatant when the overwatch lore for Australia is it turned into a mad max hellhole because of the omnium detonation
>>336742929
A little racially insecure, are we?
It's okay, there's no need to worry.
The whites won't come out of the internet and fix your government and give you welfare for being black.
>>336742835
There are some rumors that they're testing a new character that's a support sniper, probably to get people to actually fucking play supports.
>>336742929
He's not black though.
The "Korean" character looks like she is post op, intentional design or not.
>>336730651
>Caring about ethnicity in a video game
>>336743061
Take a look at the reply chain.
>>336743059
This is kind of genius. Too bad they'll probably just play 20 bullet autosniper Widowmaker instead.Her role is fine but it's just too forgiving to play as her
>>336736312
>What's wrong with Tracer?
Her fashion sense.
>>336741695
He seems generic white Australian to me, m8.
>>336743054
>If you're not a racist you must be black!
I'm 100%, kiddo. Deal with it.
>>336743319
wow, I swear I typed white in that post.
100% white*
>>336743319
You're 100% kiddo?
>>336743214
Now if they could somehow make a tank that's also a sniper so people will play that role. It feels like 9/10 matches I play I'm Zarya, Winston or Rein because nobody else plays fucking tanks
>>336730651
How about another middle eastern character? Maybe a Turk or Iranian? Also a Greek cyberhoplite would be neat
>>336742812
KAMEN RIDERZ
>>336743612
>Maybe a Turk
Yeah, vidya needs more playable cockroaches
>>336730651
>>two characters from fucking Germany
Mercy is Swiss
>>336743962
Then why does she speak German?
>>336744003
Because they speak a dialect of German in Switzerland
Is Roadhog Samoan? His legendary skin and ponytail suggests so
>>336744165
Maori
Also his name is Mako
>>336744043
She speaks German though, not a Swiss dialect of German.
>>336730651
>Czech characters are hot lately
Really?
Can't think of a single one
>>336744165
Skins are not cannon. They're just for fun.
>>336744364
>All the origins skins
>Not canon
>>336744526
Obviously aside from the defaults, you pedant.
>>336744526
Will they make the origins skins buyable separately at one point?
Of those the only one I like is Bastion's and I don't give a shit about all the other game's tie ins.
>>336740826
Thats how you know its a fantasy game :^)
>>336740038
I want the ult but he has yell timber so that everyone can hear it.
>tfw no one will play overwatch with me
>>336743707
Wut?
>>336737439
>there will never
>EVER
>be an Ulster Scots accent in a video game
>>336741735
>Understanding enough Japanese
lol
The Ganados had like 4 lines and some had subtitles, I mean it's not that hard to get the jest of it.
>>336745591
>I mean it's not that hard to get the jest of it.
That applies to Overwatch, too
it's not hard to understand short phrases if you aren't a retard, especially when they're repeated constantly and you can test them yourself at any time.
>>336744926
most likely not
you can buy origins on g2a for less than what blizzard asks for standard edition though
Japan, Korea, India, America, Russia, Japan, Egypt, Torbjörn is something Nordic, robots, France, China
What more do you want?
>>336741735
>speaking japanese but not spanish
disgusting
>go offensive
>can't kill anything
>go support
>no one protects me, too busy sniping and running into the middle of like three people
>go Eskimo girl
>spend entire round throwing walls to fuck with people and freezing anyone who gets to close
>top score
Hello favorite class.
>>336730651
>two characters from Australia, like people in Australia buy games
>Why not somebody from deep Africa?
Social justice thread? Social justice thread.
>>336745823
still not worth the price of one skin, as locked as it
of all kinds of jewery, this is the one I hate the most from Blizzard
I stopped playing because Symetra doesn't have a white or blue skinned skin and that nigger stereotype Jaekwon Marley is aggravating.
Also the literal ape raving about peanut butter like a true african american on black history month, what the fuck.
Can't I be free from the multikulti for a while ?
>>336746217
stop fucking cockblocking me with your icewall you fat whore. I'm on your team.
>>336746662
>I stopped playing because Symetra doesn't have a white or blue skinned skin
>You don't get kicked if you just idle at the hero select screen
>Not even penalized
what the fuck
>>336746662
She has two (2) different blue skinned models. Are you high?
>>336738338
I genuinely have no clue how people get to be 600+lbs
At some point their BMR should be far too high for them to keep up and they should start to lose weight, no?
>>336747817
Not if they literally ride scooters everywhere.
>>336747924
Isn't BMR calculated for just simply existing: regulating body temperature, any movement, and that sort of stuff?
>>336730651
No you gotta make more "LOOK AT HOW FUCKING BRAZILIAN THIS DUDE IS" kinds of characters.
And more strong black women.
>>336747526
>>336747282
I feel moderately stupid now
>>336730786
This.
The game is dumb mindless fun and I treat it as such.
Who gives a duck what country the characters are fun
>>336748060
Yeah, but it's regulated to assume that you're actually getting some movement every day, have no complicating health issues, etc.
I think a lot of people that get that heavy have some sort of other issue, whether they had a mental health issue for years, or a thyroid condition, or whatever
>>336730786
>>336748315
Just racially insecure /pol/ posters, really.
>>336745978
I'll learn Spanish when Spanish-speakers produce anything of worth that doesn't get translated.
Mercy is mai waifu
>>336748998
Wew, based Mercy main.
There's not a single situation where Mercy ISN'T good.
>>336735556
I know this is b8 but it's because the population of brazil outshadows massively the other southamerican countries.
Take into account that brazil, which has the biggest vidya market in south america has insane imports restrictions for shit like vidya why the devs would go out of their way to include someone from a country from mercosur where the game won't sale shit due to taxes.
>Supposed to be progressive
>Both australians are criminals
>Both japanese are ninjas
>BR is a rasta skater
>Swede was involved in weapons proliferation and is literally a dwarf
>brit is cockney as fuck
>One german is a perfect blonde blue eyed angel with unprecedented medical knowledge and the other is a perfect god of a man in shining armor, totally not nazi propaganda
>Clint Eastwood is just Clint Eastwood
>Russian lady is just a russian man
>Winston
>Etc
This game might as well be punchout, every single character is a racial or cultural stereotype. I personally dig it, but whining that it's "too safe" or "caters to social justice" or whatever bullshit /v/ made up because they were butthurt about not getting in the beta is so laughable.
>>336737893
the fucking seat handles like 28% of her ass, she's gonna fucking shove the whole cart up her rectum one of these days.
>Play Street Fighter 2(or pretty much any fighting game)
>there are characters from China, Japan, India, Africa, etc.
No one cares
Who is the worst character and why is it genji?
>>336743054
>>336743198
yeah the only person insecure is the one defending niggers while everyone else is having fun
>>336740085
i expect the high level matches to be extremely chaotic because of this, people changing heroes every minute and such
>>336750612
>Genji
>worst
lmao
>>336740165
to this day i have no clue why hearthstone is so popular
cs was always a thing
lol and dota are cocaine moba
no idea whats the thing with hs, already tried to play it like 4 times, super boring
>>336745894
Tobjorn is swedish
>>336731394
Is Australia literally Mad Max in Overwatch's future?
>>336751791
>future
>>336752110
>maps are real life locations with flying cars and high tech buildings
Looks like the future to me.
>black character
>the most powerful one in the game
>weakest one is some poor cowboy fuck or white soldier boy
>>336751791
Yep.
>during the Omnic crisis, there's a super fucking huge, like mega gigantic robot in Australia pumping out a bunch of smaller robots and generally terrorizing the nation
>a group of rebels sneak into the giant robot and blow it up by blowing up it's power core
>this causes a wide scale nuclear fallout because of the size of it and it's core and the energy contained within
>>336752415
What are you even talking about
None of your post makes sense
>>336752415
Actually the most powerful character in the game is blue sniper girl and the weakest is either Chinese ice lady or the turret users
>>336752554
Lucio wins games.
who gives a shit, it looks like garbage.
most character designs are boring as fuck and the maps don't look inspired at all.
>>336738678
And the biggest headshot hitbox of all characters, her mech is a free point pinata.
>>336752415
>high noonman
>weak
>>336752621
So do McCree and Soldier 76.
What's that got to do with the color of their skin?
>>336737893
>>336738182
This has to be a person dressed in a fatsuit. Like a social experiment or some shit.
>>336753248
>My 600 Lb Life
>TLC
It's legit.
>>336734280
Top kek
>>336741934
>foot eyes
This shit just seems impractical.
>>336732302
>expansions
There will be constant free characters, maps, skins, and game modes as long as people are playing the game.
![m9FwQiq[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/e861954.jpg "m9FwQiq[1]")
