SOMEONE NERF THIS CHUBBY INUIT ALREADY JESUS
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SOMEONE NERF THIS CHUBBY INUIT ALREADY JESUS
>INUIT
She's a Chinawoman you fop
>>336721845
>Get full frozen in 2 seconds
>1 hit by right click attack
make the freeze affect slower and make the right click use more ammo
>>336721845
>INUIT
Wrong race.
I want to rub my face against Mei's soft tummy!
I dunno what she says but during one of her emotes she sounds super inuit.
Something like pulala.
>>336722850
meanwhile, every other offense class can kill you in less than 1 second without having to wait for you to freeze up
Also, why the fuck does everyone who plays this bitch just throw up their ice wall at complete random? I've been fucked over and died or missed a kill by my own team mates ice walls many times, but I don't think I've ever been inconvenienced by an enemy ice wall, and i've definitely never been HELPED by an ally ice wall. It's like the ability only exists to fuck over your own team.
>>336722729
>>336722912
>>336722630
Well she don't look fuckin' chinese. She looks like some haffu eskimo. Chinese don't have brown hair for one.
>3 fat fucks on my team
>all they do is block passages from the starting room
>keep intrupting my Reinhardt charge by making walls in front of me when I active
Remove China woman
>>336723179what the fuck man
>>336723284
>Also, why the fuck does everyone who plays this bitch just throw up their ice wall at complete random
>buffing everyone as Lucio
>take a hit, loose most of my health
>duck into a tunnel to grab a health kit
>friendly Mei shoots an icewall behind me
>get raped by the enemies now coming through the other end of the tunnel
>>336723469
>activate ultimate in the perfect spot to take out the entire enemy team
>ally puts up an ice wall in front of me
FUCKING ICE CHINKS
Hēi Hēi lai la!
>>336723284
>>336723469
>>336723805
>>336723810
Is this the only move in the entire game that can actively fuck over your own team mates? Like, most classes the worst they can possibly do is just stay in spawn AFK, but mei is the ONLY character that can actually be worse than AFK with bad ice walls
>>336723284
You're playing with bad Mei's.
Play with a group and planned Walls can fuck over groups quickly. It's a good way to cut enemy players off from each other, such as putting the wall right behind reinhardt so you and your teammates can rape his ass in.
Most players just use it to cut off entrances and spam it. A good amount of times I use it are when we try to cap back a point at the last moment, throw down a wall on capture point while my teammates run back in and iceblock to keep the overtime time going.
haha look at the funy MAGA hat haha xDD wow so epic haha epic for the win
>That feel when no Eskimo girlfriend
>>336724191
Rump rustled berncuck
>>336724059
A character that has environment control will always fuck up allies more than enemies. I've been killed by more allied Icewalls than anything my enemies have thrown at me.
>>336724481
Rump rustled berncuck
>>336724271
>Wanting someone who has to constantly watch their diet because of their ridiculously over evolved fat genes.
>>336724304
>>336724543
I thought r/thedonald had better memes than that. Just what is it you thrive on?
>>336724716
Rump rustled berncuck
>>336721845
Why aren't you playing Lucio? Explain yourself /v/
am i the only one that gets piss when the mei player stares at you for a second to kill you. it judt feels like intentional trolling
>>336724806
They're probably just slowly lining up the headshot
>>336724782
>D.VA below winston
top kek
>>336724782
Everyone is trying to ruse people into playing lucio so they can get passive run speed increases but nobody wants to do it because everyone knows hes shit.
>>336725715
D.Va is shit and does nothing useful for her team that someone else doesn't do better.
Have you tried gitting gud?
>>336722912
yo wo dat bitch
>>336725896
Lucio is not shit
his aoe heal is great, his ult negates all other ults, and he can defend him self real well
>>336725941
name one thing Winston is better than Dva at
>>336724660
>healthy eating all the time
>exercise together
>feel good all the time
Doesn't sound bad, and if she gets chubby, it wouldn't be the end of the world.
>>336726230
>implying you can save America
No matter who you choose you're still fucked, might as well choose a 3rd party and make it quick and painless.
If anything, THIS fucker has to be nerfed.
>>336726565
>berncucks trying to divert votes away from god emperor Trump
>>336724660
>not living in the polar north with your eskimo waifu while you both get fat off of baby seal and whale meat
>>336726230
>self-destructive trade ideas
I don't know how this idiot can be convinced that putting up tariffs would help us when HE OUTSOURCES IN HIS BUSINESSES.
Putting up tariffs hurts industries that import from other nations and does not proportionally help industries that are hurt by international trade (deadweight losses). This isn't even taking into account the possibility of retaliatory tariffs, which could also be levied against us and hurt us even further. The reason we outsource is because the people we outsource to can do it cheaper. Preventing that will just increase costs of goods and labor costs.
Oh yeah, and the only people in the US really suffering from it are unskilled laborers. Skilled laborers on average have been earning 10% more than expected.
But at this point we're fucked no matter who wins.
>>336726776
>implying I'm an americunt
Vote for trump I don't give a shit, you're still a doomed country that will become United States of Detroit in the next 20–40 years.
>>336726675
>being this nooby
>>336726927
I'd rather live in Detroit than Syria 2.0.
>>336726349
Melee damage, AoE support shield, AoE damage at close range.
>>336726923
>making good deals for america
>self-destructive
>>336726927
Where are you from then?
New Pakistan?
Some third world shithole south of the equator?India?
>>336727029
>implying you can stop immigration for long
>>336727202
>Implying immigrants can climb a 10 foot wall
>>336727146
>good deals
I literally just explained why it's bad.
In addition, Trump wants to reduce taxes, reduce the public debt, and increase revenues, which, together, is impossible.
>>336727270
>only 10 feet
TEN
FEET
TALLER
>>336727041
>damage at close range
dva > winston
>>336727146
Hong Kong, but I'm not defending it, I just live here because it's where I make money.
>>336727329
the problem is they hide in corners and before you see them, you're pretty much dead.
>>336727270
>implying the height matters when people could probably find a way under
>>336727329
>turn corner
>bastion set up 3 miles away shoots you for 0.5 seconds
>dead before the online update tic rate lets you know you're being shot
>You will never get an eskimo kiss from Mei
Why even live?
>>336727384
>>336727270
I don't give a shit about politics, but fuck me I hope trump gets in just so I can watch the shitstorm that follows. I just hope he actually follows through on all the batshit things he promised, a wall between Mexico and the USA sounds hilarious.
>>336727270
>>336727384
We don't need to. We can make tunnels like narcos do.
>>336727338
The reason the US is so heavily in debt is the benefits program and medicare and medicaid has run absolutely rampant.
We've spent as much on these two in a year than we have on the military in a decade. Finding a more reasonable and less stupidly expensive way to do this stuff would save us literal trillions.
>>336727041
That's three things. He asked for one.
You fool.
>>336727558
>he runs around corners without looking first
This is why people think Bastion is OP
What Chinese dialect does she speak ?
It sounds weird to me.
>>336722912
>lesbian
>atheist
>non white
>>336727607
You do know that if the US is fucked, the entire world economy is fucked as well? Or do you live in a 3rd world country?
>>336727607
>so I can watch the shitstorm that follows
This is not how you should choose your nation's leader.
>>336727697
>try to play DotA2 again after playing HotS for a while
>game is so slow and sluggish
>>336727717
You want me to stop and use the taunt before every corner so I can 3rd person look to check for a bastion?
>unlock the super cute smiley highlight intro for mei
>played her all day to get potg
>every time i think i got it it goes to some of the usual suspects pressing q to win
ACTUAL REAL OBJECTIVE TIER LIST FROM A GUY THAT HAS MORE THAN TEN MINUTES IN THE GAME UNLIKE ALL OF /v/ COMBINED
GOD TIER: Pretty much always a good choice for any comp
McCree
Lucio
Zarya
Mei
GOOD TIER: Well-rounded but countered by a few things
Pharah
76
Tracer
Reinhardt
Mercy
Widowmaker
MID TIER: Good situational/counter picks
Hanzo
Junkrat
Winston
Symmetra
Reaper
Genji
LOW TIER: Niche, not great but usable, and strong in the right hands
D. Va
Roadhog
Zenyatta
SHIT TIER: Almost never pick this, there is a character who objectively does their job better and they are easily countered
Torbjorn
Bastion
>>336727607
>implicating the wall won't stretch underground
>>336727697
It also doesn't help that we're arming third worlders like the UK and Germany for free, and God Emperor Trump will put an end to that.
>>336727781
I'm not America, if I were I wouldn't vote.
fucking anivia mains
>>336727607
Fucking retard.
>>336727851
I can't stand HotS because everything feels weightless and pointless except bosses and/or the map gimmicks, which make the game extremely predictable and bland.
And the balance is shitttttttt. Healers outdamage fighters, fuck that noise.
>>336727329
seeing as bastion has no cue for anything except his ult, youll never know there actually is a bastion until 3 people are gunned down in a chokepoint.
>>336728004
*American
>>336727991
>>implicating the wall won't stretch underground
Oh man, I fucking hope it does, I hope he makes it 500 metres in the air with a moat of sulphuric acid. I want something insane.
>>336727870
Or you could just peek around the corner before you commit
>>336727734
how the fuck is that non white and whats wrong with athiests
>>336728072
>Healers outdamage fighters, fuck that noise.
Do they now ?
>>336727781
>This is not how you should choose your nation's leader.
There's no other way to enjoy this election without taking the "watch the world burn" approach.
how's theXboneversion?
>>336726675
>bastion is hard to fight against
>>336728121
>seeing as bastion has no cue for anything except his ult
That's because his ult is the most threatening thing about him
>>336727697
Yes, but his plans to get us there are unsustainable.
Isolationism is a very, very bad idea for reasons I already explained. It led to the Great Depression.
>>336728139
Technically no, however they heal 8/10ths of the damage a fighter will do, so unless the fighter also has lifesteal or healing of their own in a 1v1 most fighters will lose against a healer just because the healer will sit there and spam his 8 second cooldown heal for 40% of his hp while the fighter goes OoM trying to actually kill him.
>>336727919
I'd say DVA is better than winston/ same level, mainly because Winston has less health and less range
>>336723805
>posting venti
you have to be 18+ to use 4chan
>>336728314
The Great Depression was not caused by isolationism. Who the fuck told you that?
>>336727329
>turret mode has no cooldown
>deploy is fast
>kills almost instantly and you can aim as freely and quickly as you want
>turret has no sort of ramp-up, just fires instantly
>no reload, just don't keep firing for it to overheat
>he has a second skill that lets him heal as well, while already being decently tanky
>"lol it's balanced cuz he sits still xD"
>even though he can still get up and then deploy immediately again
Even if you try to ocunter him with somebody like roadhog, he can use his heal, deploy again, then kill you before you do.
>>336728157
Or you know, vote a candidate that actually has governing experience or one that isn't a lying bitch.
But that's what it's going to be because people got complacent and let the radicals choose the candidates.
>>336728218
dosent count gay cuckboy
>>336728134
Please leave, Inuitinua.
>>336727919
i cant fucking hit anything with lucio, how do i git gud with his gun
>>336726675
He doesn't need to be nerfed
He needs a fucking remake
>>336728447
The Stock Market Crash of 1929 was the beginning of the Depression. What really turned it into a depression, though, was the Smoot-Hawley Tariff Act of 1933. It caused other nations to levy tariffs against us and demolished what we had left.
The reason this concerns me so much is that we're still just coming out of a recession and another housing crisis could be imminent (the housing markets were never regulated following the crisis). I don't think tariffs would be a good idea at all.
>healers outdamaging fighters
Surely there is counter play to this.
Can't you just smoke and gank the healer?
Can't you buy items to counter his healing?__:^)________
>>336728524
>gets blown the fuck out
>"I-it doesn't count!"
>>336728558
lol i never heard about her but i just checked her and apparently she makes fan service videos for gamer gaters . she also has good tits
where my roadhogs at?
>>336726675
>>336727329
I don't give a shit about Bastion since i play Hog but the game really fucking needs to stop favourising this fuck for "play of the game" every godamn time
>>336724782
I think lucio is great
I think zenyatta is the worst character in the game.
And I know someone is going to greentext me about "muh damage buff" but legit the only time zenyatta is effective is if he's hiding like a widowmaker and spamming his orb of discord.
I don't need two pussies on one team.
>>336728567
you aim
>>336728218
That made me feel good
>>336728770
It'll stop happening when people stop funneling into Bastion's view single-file to get cut down
>>336728447
>>336728703
>its's an assfaggot webm
>>336728703
Most of the healers drop in quite literally one hit, the only one who doesn't is Lucio and that's why, combined with his obscene damage output (which has been addressed once and will likely be nerfed again) he's overpowered.
>>336728642
Just test it out man, assassins can burst down a healer, but fighters like Muradin or Tyrael lose 1v1s against a Healer. It is worth noting they're utility fighters, but it still annoys me that Healers are just fighters with a heal, I like Dota's healers because besides Omni they're all very squishy and are not front line capable at all. They will lose if they get jumped on 100% of the time.
It's a very different game, HotS, and all about those 5 man deathballs, so complaining about a 1v1 situation is a tad ridiculous. But it's just part of the game I don't enjoy the design process of.
>>336728880
>Bastion shoting one person in turret mode and then healing himself for the last 3 seconds
>people funneling
I can't make this shit up
>>336729030
Muradin won't lose, he outputs the most damage out of all the tanks
>>336728476
>But that's what it's going to be because people got complacent and let the radicals choose the candidates.
You don't understand why Trump's winning at all. It's because the politicians have been letting people down for decades and the Republican party in particular has been just losing every election then they go "well we'll prevail with our superior values!" This is why the term Cuckservative has become mainstream, they let people fuck over their country while talkomg about how great they are and how Conservatism will prevail.
The way Trump has said stances that would offend millions of people and then still didn't lose or apologize is what has more people supporting him. He's basically what the Republican base has wanted for a while, someone with a bit of a spine.
>>336728812
Zenyatta would be decent if he had more health than a wet paper towel with terminal cancer
>>336728476
Well, yeah. No shit. Hence "watch it burn".
Informed voters are minority, obviously. I can't do shit about it but sit back and watch everything go to shit for the next 4 or 8 years.
No third party is going to save us. And instead of seeing Sanders or Trump as a build up of frustration on both sides, and coming together in some form to fix shit, everyone is still more interested in picking sides and feeding in to more bullshit. It's a mess.
>>336728745
>JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABO-
>*Chain*
>UUUUAAGGGHH
>DIE..DIE..DI-
>*Chain*
>UUUAAAGGGH
>ITS HIGH NOO-
>*Chain*
>AAAHH
No better feeling.
>a cold person
>has a small pistol
>a big proponent of building walls
is she 4chan: the character?
>>336729030
Is there anything good about HotS?
>>336726349
fucking up snipers and campers. Most of those people can't handle the ape up in their face.
>>336729030
Oh, and Necrophos can survive being jumped on, but only if he's playing as position 3 or something and has farm. As a position 5 support he melts.
>>336729119
I tested this specifically with Muradin. It depends on the levels, early levels he loses because he will eventually beat down the healer, but the healer will kill him first. Once Muradin gets his inbuilt regen abilities he can definitely kill a healer by just tanking through it, and if they try to run and they get isolated he just does his storm bolt hulk smash and two shots them.
But until he gets the damage amp on his W iirc and his sustain abilities he'll lose against a healer.
And if they just stand in a creepwave Muradin can't do shit.
>>336729258
exactly.
He's high risk, tiny bit high reward.
They should've just made him an attacker and buffed his damage output along with an ult that isn't trumped by eddie from tekken on rollerblades
Goddamn, when people said that Overwatch was only good for the waifus they were so wrong.I mean, Mei is sexy as fuck, but the game is pretty good too.
Overwatch takes white washing to the next level.
>>336728745
Roadhog best hog.
>>336729376
>Is there anything good about HotS?
Well it's not Dota, so that's a plus
>>336721845
why is she wearing a reddit hat?
>>336729403
>pop pop bang pope being played as a wardcuck
Lets not even suggest this as viable.
>>336729545
>I can't be bothered to rice or play a match longer than twenty minutes
>>336727329
Fucking this. I've played OW from when the closed beta starteddunno how I got inand Bastion has had enough nerfs already. Boy, if more people would have seen him when he had his shield the outcry would be huge. Now he's surprisinly easy to kill with peeks and good shots, since he doesn't have his shield anymore. When he still had his shield the only thing cabable of killing him was somebody who got behind him, but good luck doing that when his team is around him. Shame Blizz will still nerf him because people are retarded.
>>336729567
He makes for a better position 5 than a lot of heroes because his ult is stupidly broken once he's level 16.
Playing him as position 2 makes him significantly more potent though. Eblade Dagon 5 Aghs Refresher Octomeme and watch the enemy team cry.
>>336729559
bernie doesn't have a hat
>>336721845
>SOMEONE NERF THIS
I've heard this about EVERY character.
just admit you suck and that all the characters are strong as fuck.
>>336721845
Who /RoadHog/ here?
>play gorilla
>leap right on faggot widowmakers
>give them a hello every time i kill them
gives me a fucking boner tbqh
Why is the Clint Eastwood ripoff's ultimate allowed to lock on and go off before he even finishes saying the audio cue to let people know to dodge?
Whoever works for balance on Blizzard is brain-dead.
>>336727607
This imbecile's vote counts just as much as any other.
You won't find it as amusing or interesting when he's put in office by idiots like you and you realize just what you have done.
>>336729863
fucking shut up faggy fuck I'm literaly the number 3 player in the world I know what I'm talking about
>>336729315
>not being Reinhardt
>not just applying shield
Nothing is as funny as seeing McCree do his ult against your whole team that's pushing the cart and just raising your shield. And if the guy shoots it only takes arond 100 points off.
>>336729845
>eblade dagon agh refresher octonerfed
Swap out one of those for a blink dagger and you're golden.
>>336729731
Playing 20+ minute matches (let alone 60+ minutes at times) is absolute shit though.
>>336729740
They won't nerf him again. Kaplan has already gone on record stating that they know the only thing people will cry about for the first month of the game is how they keep getting decimated by bastion while failing to understand that 76 is literally Bastion but can move, or how Pharah is mandatory in every game or how Genji on the enemy team means you fucking lost the match unless your Winston is literally a living god
>>336730090
>I'm literaly the number 3 player in the world
>>336729863
No I'm pretty sure the only character that isn't being cried as OP is Tobjorn. Well he is pretty shit though.
>be mei
>jump in on some nerds near the objective
>just freezing all of them disengaging blocking walling
>starting to run out of cooldowns
>surely my team will arrive soon
>i know they aren't dead but they just wont help
>eventually die looking like an idiot
Every fucking time. Open your eyes, retards.
>>336730127
>tb dies first
i chuckle evertim
>>336729731
That's exactly right
Why spend an hour+ playing a game of Dota when I can get the same "big plays endorphin rush" from HOTS, and now from OW, with significantly less autism involved?
>>336730080
>berntout shillcucks
Oh we'll know what we've done.
>>336730250
lol we dont help u bcuz we no your a faggy retard haha
>>336725941
Walking towards bastion and turrets with shield on. Allow teammate to quickly dispatch them while keeping forward momentum.
>>336730090
pics or it didnt happen
>>336730258
>comparing dota's big play rush to one from a shitty blizzard turbo-casul knockoff
>>336730559
It's actually better in HOTS because you can play several games of HOTS in the span of a single game of DOTA, so you get even more of those rushes
>>336724806
>>336725160
yeah they just have shitty aim, feel bad for them
>>336724782
because soldier 76 is better
>>336727919
i'd put roadhog up a tier and symmetra down a tier
>>336728524
So trump supporters are the ones who think bastion is OP?
>>336730720
>two shitty rushes is better than one gigantic rush from ruining an entire hour of a third wolder's life by dominating him personally and with maximum prejudice
Okay, blizzdrone, if your game is so great, how come there are no webms of it?
People still complain about bastion? Just use widowmaker you can't miss
>>336727697
>welfare and Medicare and Obamacare costing more than we have spent on military in the last presidency
I hate to tell you but the JSF and other DARPA research alone costs more than all social services combined. Military guys still get paid shitty and barely have a functional system. Most of the money is funneled to contractors in aerospace and weapons development. The military is the largest element in the budget alone. What the Fuck are you smoking? Why would you go and lie like that? We are in debt because we took out money from the budget that didn't exist and funded two wars and now a third with that money. It was given over to bloated outside interests who used their gains to lobby for more power and ease of access to govermemt grants and contracts. If you think socialism is bad, making Boeing and Lockheed and Halliburton into what amounts to publicly funded corporations is no better or worse than dysfunctional social subsidy. Our debt crisis is not being fixed because you have to have tax revenue to pay down the debt. Lowering taxes does not produce a net gain in revenue, which is exactly what economists said when the Bush tax cuts were in place. Besides, tax loopholes have allowed business owners to squirrel out money to tax havens that was earned not through services rendered but through investment schemes and middle man money managing services.
Honestly if you believe this shit Trump says, fine. Teddy Roosevelt was right though. He knew people didn't give a damn about social good and would do anything to hold on to their gains while not contributing anything and keeping the living wage low. Opportunity in this country is squandered because people believe in stupid ideas like low taxes and trickle down theories that are not economically sound. No one is excusing laziness, but welfare fraud is low. Medicare fraud is low.
>>336731034
>>two shitty rushes
But they're not shitty rushes
They're exactly the same
Dunno if that's the open beta people but really most people don't know what they're doing in this game. 2 times I tried to stick to 1 guy playing as Mercy and they would just run to the enemy's side of the map and stand there while I get killed.
>>336730817
>Be Oldguy 22
>Gold Elims
>Gold Objective
>Gold Objective Time
>Gold Healing
May as well call that nigga Trinidad James.
>>336730817
Finally a character from Indiana!
>he's a generic soldier for dude bros.
Why. Why would they do this? They can't keep getting away with it!
>>336731078
not even close kid, you're over there in fisher price of the storm smoking cloves while i'm mainlining ether through my eyeballs
Britbong here, I don't really follow american politics much, but why do people associate Bernie with cuckoldry? Did he say something supporting it or some shit?
>>336731030
cuck was a meme all over 4chan, not just /pol/
>It's a "bernouts wrestle with reality" thread
>>336731078
But they're not.
>>336731192
Whatever you say chief
>its a bastion that knows what the fuck hes doing and constantly flanks with his gay ass ult
JUST
>>336731236
He's spent the 70s writing cuckold fiction and was literally, figuratively, and philosphically a communist.
The worst part is, "people" on /v/ continue to think that he or hillary are fit to be leader of the free world.
>>336729740
he doesnt need nerfs he needs skill indexing so they can justify making him not shit
"skill-less dps hose" is a fucking awful character archetype and he needs gigantic weights around his ankles to justify it which makes him terrible in any environment that can coordinate to take advantage of it
hes either shit or broken, no number tweaks will change that
>>336728218
Feels are harder.
>>336728476
experience =/= competence, hence why bernie is going to lose
>>336721845
>Chubby
Hol' up
>>336729376
it actually looks aesthetically pleasing
>>336731443
>the free world
>>336731551
fuck off shitlord stop forcing your unhealthy fantasies on normal womyn!
>>336728164
Pretty good so far
>>336731236
people on 4chan and reddit tend to be extremely insecure, and they project their sexual insecurity on people they disagree with
>>336731076
Trump?
Obamacare?
Who the fuck was talking about that? This has been true for a long time now. US military spending is 4% of GDP, Medicare, Medicaid and Welfare is 40% of GDP, and has been for a lot longer than Obama's been relevant.
>>336731714
>Official concept art
>Fanta Sea
I know you're memeing, but...
>America
>Not Free
Okay, Rajesh, you can get back to work now.
>>336731236
because it's the dankest meme for us to parrot
>>336731236
Well he did let two Black Lives Matter bitches take over his podium during his campaign. So basically he's a pussy if anything.
>it's a bernie and trump fanatics try to discuss economics thread
>in a video games forum
Please stop it's embarrassing. Research the DMP search model, the AD-DD and asset money market model, and all the empirical evidence supporting free trade over tariffs and then you can come back and talk.
Or just continue discussing assfaggot games because at least that doesn't require too much brain power.
Everything in the game feels floaty. Killing enemies is not satisfying in the slightest.
>>336729198
Yeah, but instead of "letting them fuck over our nation," we could not fuck ourselves over, because that's exactly what we're doing.
>>336731898
>America
>Free
free to get murdered , maybe
>that ultrafaggot who shows up in an overwatch thread and posts american politics
>that ultrafaggot who shows up in an overwatch trhead and posts his ASSFAGGOTS webms
>tfw team is in total disarray, can't coordinate for shit, and everyone wants to be a fucking attacker when we're defending
>other team is in perfect unity, utterly dominating us with excellent synergy
I like the game but it reminds me how much I fucking hate team games when you don't have a team you play together with.
>>336732246
I mean you can argue about sexualities all you want, but I'm pretty fucking sure "open relationship" means "cuckoldry"
Like, literally.
>>336732115
I've had one international economics class and I can tell you that free trade is the answer.
>>336731887
that is NOT official you pissbaby Blizzard listens to US! Didn't you see where theychanged that horrible pose because we made them understand how utterly toxic it was?
>>336732303
>uneducated third worlder thinks outlawing guns stops criminals from getting to them
>then posts a known false flag operation with his argument
>>336730195
nah his turret needs to a more manageable turn time, it can instantly shoot you the second you pop around a corner
>that assblasted subhuman blizzdrone getting mad at both
>thick chinese eskimo thread
>nobody posting lewd
>just gameplay discussion and politics for some reason
>>336732847
This desu.
Where's my Mei tips/tricks/nudes?
>>336732847
What the fuck is a chinese eskimo?
>>336731152
cmon man, its indiana
She never gets played above noob levels you fucking retard
Complaining about Mei is showing everyone how much of a fucking shitter you are.
>>336731443
source on cuck
>>336731443
reagan was funding terrorist-type actions all across the world, as we've been doing since WWII
>100 minute-long overtime
Who the fuck thought this was a good idea?
>>336733237
Took a second to find, because the bernout kikes have tried to bury it, but it's still google-able.
http://www.smerconish.com/daily-news/man-and-woman-by-bernie-sanders/
this game would be fun if you had a full team of friends to play with
with randoms it's just shit
>>336733195
>Bastion, Mei, and Torb never picked in pro games
>these are the 3 heroes that /v/ shitters complain the most about
Hmmmmmmmm how curious
>she comes to melee range
>you're dead
Why is this allowed?
>>336732303
>be american
>free to defend myself from getting murdered
>be european
>muslims rape, loot, pillage, and burn everything
>"Would it be racist to call the police?"
>>336732847
>politics for some reason
Yeah, what the fuck, actually?
>>336726095
>his aoe heal is great,
lol no
>his ult negates all other ults
AH HAHAHAHA
>he can defend him self real well
LETS BREAK IT DO- UGHH
Team upkeep:
Mercy > Lucio > Zenyetta
You're already focused and dead:
Zenyetta > Mercy > Lucio
Strongest Ult:
Zenyetta = Mercy > Lucio
Lucio is only used for zerging to the point, then he is replaced by a Mercy/Zenyetta. Mostly Mercy due to her massive healing/damage boost paired with her LShift.
This is coming from someone who plays competitively.
When you need to cap a point, Lucio x2 and chain use amp it up move speed.
When the point is capped, run into spawn and switch to Mercy/Zenyetta combo.
>>336733195
Jesus you're an idiot.
>>336733545
Yes because everyone here is fucking trash.
They haven't had to fight a good double Winston comp, don't complain about Lucio and don't complain about Mcree, at least from what I've seen.
>>336729376
It tries to be different, matches are much shorter and it's much more frequently action oriented than Dota 2 is. Dota 2 has a lot of action but only once in awhile unless the teams are trying to force team fights, HotS is all team fights all the time.
Blizzards done a pretty good job of adding QoL features to the game like death recaps and the new heroes all are much more unique than the ones at release.
They're making some positive upcoming changes to ranked too. Plus Chromie and Medivh.
>still pretending all boards aren't for American politics
>>336733714
Look at this you shitter
>>336733195
Lucio is one of the only characters that is practically required to have, that's even with the statistics not accounting duplicates.
>>336728524
This nigga mad as fuck
>>336733861
u just mad cuz your gay lol
>>336733721
Not an argument fuck head. Sorry your shitter viewpoint got blown out.
>>336733714
>plays competitively
>game isn't even released yet
Either way most competitive groups seem to think otherwise, so you enjoy your opinion.
>>336733852
Your list has no source to anything.
>playing attack
>reinhart on our team
>keeps taking down his shield to cast his useless fireball
>he is level 32
Fucking kill yourself man.
>>336723179
What did he mean by this.
>>336721845
>Bastion player gets kill of the game from pressing Q
>Killed two people at once by standing still and doing nothing
>Says "GG Everyone EZ"
Meanwhile
>Play as Genji
>Reflecting bullets left and right
>Get a triple kill without using ult but by actually moving flanking and killing the players
>No kill of the game
WOOOOOW
>>336732115
I'm surprised berncucks are even intelligent enough to vote, given they don't understand the value of a dollar, or the economy in general
Genji is hard to use. Please gib tips and when to use him.
>>336733996
http://www.planetoverwatch.org/overwatch-hero-meta-report-1-monkey-business/
>>336733942
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=meta
Your argument is predicated on so many false assumptions it would take a 5 paragraph essay to explain just how wrong you are. Also, stop using the word "shitter." You sound like a 14 year old child.
>>336734106
>Guy who is bad at the game thinks he's hot shit and everyone knows he isn't
>Getting frustrated when not in the spotlight over someone that is bad
This is why you'll always be a dumbass and not a Gregor.
>Mei on my team at the start
>find a door to leave from that she isn't standing out
>walk outside
>icewall in front of the door everyone else was at
SUPER EPIC
>>336728880
that would be fine except the name of the game isn't TDM, it's capture an objective. if all the routes to the objective are a straight line into a bastion your argument is invalid.
>>336722850
Her freeze takes forever. You're shit.
>>336734191
exceptional against bastions and bad widowmakers.
not worth the effort otherwise. shurikens are too difficult to land consistently and his dash doesn't do shit for damage.
his ulti is good on unsuspecting enemies but 9/10 times you just get BTFO trying to melee.
>>336734324
That's not an argument fucktard read the link I posted you lying shitheap
>>336723179
dude there are kids on this board
>>336732263
They deserve it, if they did what they were supposed to people wouldn't be flocking to the anti-establishment candidate. Trump probably won't be that bad anyway. He's been painted like the second coming of satan by the media because he has the higher ups angry, but when you listen to him on radio shows where he's actually friends with the people, he's very tame.
WHY IS NO ONE POSTING MEI?
>>336731803
This is incorrect. Military is 54% of the discretionary budget. Your tax money mostly goes to military; it is the main beneficiary.
Obamacare in total projected costs is about 2 billion, while military spending in ten years at the same levels will be 7 billion. Both projections are over ten years.
The JSF project alone has 1.5 trillion dollars promised to it over a fifty-five year period. A single jet costs just under a billion to build (not counting 30k+ in operating costs per hour).
The amount of money given over to the F-35 is necessarily much more than any other military spending, even other research.
As for GDP, Obamacare and other programs like Medicare are only 17%. Military is 5.7%. If this is what you meant, then sure, but GDP doesn't have a lot to do with the discretionary budget.
Now, if you wanna argue that the mandated expansion of Medicare is large than the military budget, you may be able to. Medicare alone... I think its basically as expensive as the military. It's mandatory spending. See, Obamacare covers some discretionary budget items and some mandatory ones. Medicare is the mandatory portion.
Don't get started on welfare because Medicare and other health programs are way bigger. Welfare spending outside health programs is probably going to go down a lot in the next few years just because people won't really need them as much.
However, social programs
Hey!
>>336733195
>>336733545
>game is not even out yet
>"Pro"
are you people serious right now?
>>336732847
>>336733649
the OP pic has a trump hat and you're surprised that this is turning into a stupid political thread?
>>336726349
Winning games :^)
>>336734939
/v/ - Video Games
>>336721845
all characters with auto-aim weapons need to be nerfed. this includes:
>mei
>symmetra
>winston
characters that take zero skill or effort to play shouldn't be dealing this much damage
>>336735034
There were tournaments in the beta bro
>>336724059
Ice bitches that spam ice walls are a ninjas best friend
>being chased by someone
>ice bitch blocks my path
>run up the wall to safty
>>336734939
ahaha wtf it cut my post off
However, social programs are a lot of different things and aren't clearly delineated. The cost saving from certain welfare counteracts the bloat of others, but the bloating of defense spending is never cut back.
>>336735070
They probably don't even realize that the "Make America Great Again" hat is Trump's. Not sure how you can be this oblivious when he's all over.
>>336727329
The real issue with Bastion is that switching to turret/bipedal mode reloads your weapons. Literally no reason to hit reload when you can just change, move a few steps left or right behind a wall, heal, then back to gunning toward the objective.
If they just make it where he has to reload his weapons, he would be fine.
>>336728908
PRAISE BOB
>Playing as Zarya in Dubai
>Team manages to get the holdout inside the temple
>A Tracer and I push the enemy team outside due to shields
>Get Blackhole up
>Entire enemy team gets trapped in it at the doorway
>Team Kill in a 2v6
Felt so good.
>>336734939
>Military is 54% of the discretionary budget
The fuck is that relevant for?
It's 4% of GDP, military spending is a tiny minority of spending.
>1.5 trillion dollars
>over 55 years
Ok so 27 billion a year, which is a tiny fraction of GDP and less than we spend on Welfare, Medicare and Medicaid.
>Obamacare
Again, who cares? I'm not talking about that, I never was. Obamacare is not the entirety of medicare or medicaid or even 10% of medical spending in the US. It's not even 1%.
>>336733714
>This is coming from someone who plays competitively.
Gee whiz, it's a good thing I'm not seeing all these Lucios in muh tourney overwatch. oh wait.
>>336735303
>The real issue with Bastion is that switching to turret/bipedal mode reloads your weapons.
That's the point
Bastion isn't actually supposed to remain in one spot for very long, he's supposed to get up, run-and-gun, and plonk himself down in turret mode if he is able to
If he wasted time reloading, he'd be garbage, he's already weak enough as it is
>>336735446
>getting rid of or cutting back Medicare and Medicaid
Good luck! Seriously, it's impossible. It'd offend most voters. It is overwhelmingly obvious that entitlements like these are popular.
>>336721845
Best Support
>>336735904
Literally Grey Fox.
>>336721845
>chubby
This meme needs to die. Look at her fucking pencil neck, there's not a chubby person in that suit
>dodge enemy team's Mei ultimate but holy fuck that radius
>circle around it
>my own team's Mei throws up a god damn ice wall
>back up
>fall off ledge
Come the fuck on senpai.
>>336735873
Not arguing that at all. It's the reason its grown to be such a cancerous growth on the budget, but it's the single biggest thing killing the US economy. It doesn't even drop down health care costs for consumers. It's had the exact opposite effect even.
The US government and US people both spend far in excess of what they should have to, for care that is generally quite good, but has no reason to be half as expensive as it is.
>>336735446
Do you not know what GDP is?
Why are you pretending military spending as a fraction of GDP means anything? The relevant figure is fraction of budget.
>>336733714
>competitively
Where? You're just a pub shitter
>>336721845
how is mei so perfect?
i want to spoon with her inside her suit on a cold night
>>336736845
She's very CUTE rather than HOT. Too many game characters try to be hot bombshells and come off as bimbos or bitches.
Mei makes you want to hold her and kiss her on her forehead.
>>336736405
The relevant figure for a country's spending is directly related to its gross domestic product. 4% military spending on GDP is more than sustainable, if it was 20% you would have the right to complain. I would be right beside you, but it hasn't been 20% since WW2.
Cutting military spending won't do shit to help balance the budget. Unless you just outright cut the military, but then you run the problem of unemploying several million people and also crashing the aerospace and nautical economic sectors of the US. Plus electronics, ceramics, polymer manufacturers and civil engineering would take a massive economic hit.
What's the point of cutting something extremely useful, that is relevant to a massive amount of the US economy, that is driving technological breakthroughs, when it's not even the main reason your economy is in trouble in the first place? It's not even a tertiary reason. There's so much bloat and inefficiency in the US government to cut and trim before we even consider cutting something that pays dividends in returns to us.
Cutting military spending is a kneejerk reaction of the left to distract their voters from the actual economic problems facing the US. Cutting military spending won't pay for anyone's college, won't do a thing to start reversing the deficit, won't even being to help the housing sector, and certainly won't help create more manufacturing jobs. It would in fact reduce manufacturing and engineering jobs. The two largest and best paid worker groups in the US.
Fix the giant plank of wood sticking out of your left eye before you deal with the twig in your neighbors'.
>>336736845
Because she looks like inuitinua
>>336736845
Because Mei is cute as fuck and a really fun character to play as. I just want to cuddle with Mei and watch movies.
>>336730080
Anything he'd want done would need to be approved by congress. At worst some of his more mild policies would get through.
>>336727734
>atheist as a con
>>336737227
Don't bother. Logic has no place in the mind of a Berniebro.
>>336731551
Is that the pick of destiny on ger arm?
>>336727919
>God Tier
Mick due to be nerfed
Lucio due to be castrated
Zarya shouldn't be up there, Reinhardt should have her spot
Mei should be replaced with Mercy.
Convince me to fap to Mei
>>336729731
>Game lost at 5 minutes
>No surrender
>Heavy punishments for leaving games that are already lost
>Bad sportsmanship 99% of the time on the other team
>Stuck in the trench in some extreme cases
Why -would- you play DOTA2 for anything but fucking custom games?
>>336727919
>Mei god tier
>zenyatta low tier
Safe to say we can ignore you.
>play barabait BAMF no mobility man
>see icegook
>she sees me
>unload my clip
>gets frozen half way thought it
Epic
Macree is fucking garbage
>>336740808
>Mccree is fucking garbage
Holy shit either this is bait or you're fucking terrible
>>336727919
>D.Va low tier
why are you so bad at the game, anon?
>>336741058
D.va is low tier you retard
>>336740886
>200hp with a stun the range of road kill cat
I retract what i said earlier.
He is hot garbage
Had i been anyone else i could have killed her
FAT CHINESE ESKIMO
>>336728387
>not posting venti
>>336741158
>amazing mobility
>good damage
>tanky
>large aoe insta-kill ultra
no
>>336741206
Yes that's why he's so highly picked by fucking high level competitive players you noob shit. The stun and fan is fucking fantastic and at range he does good damage just regularly firing.
>>336737128
>kiss on forehead
actually I want her to ride my dick with her fat ass, and hopefully getting her pregnant and then abandoning her later
>>336741206
>Had i been anyone else i could have killed her
>implying anyone can beat a semi competent Mei in a 1v1
>screenshot a winston in chat saying zenyatta was OP after I wrecked him hard in a 1v1
>the screenshot key automatically removes the HUD
I wanted to remember this and have a good laugh months later.
>>336741354
She is literally the lowest picked tank barely in front of roadhog in tourneys. Her mobility relies on the one cd, her shield is terrible compared to reinhardt and when she fires her Nerf guns her movement speed goes to absolute shit.
The aoe has a server wide "GET THE FUCK OUT" icon and takes forever to explode. Literally only retarded noobs die to her ulti.
>good damage
Lmao. Read the link I posted shitter
>>336721845
Just learn how to fucking change class, Pharah can easily counter her
>>336724782
how the fuck is symettra that high?
this is everything wrong with the game
she might be not-quite-worst if everyone is great, but in a real game she is 100% shit and always tied for worst
>>336724782
>tiers
I want you faggots to leave.
>>336728704
>can counter bastion if you use one of genji's abilities
>bastion is now somehow not OP against every other character
stop breathing for the rest of your life
>>336741590
She really is pretty awful in my experience. Very niche, I have done good with her but not often.
>tfw literally untouchable with tracer
>>336741918
>shad
>>336723316
D.va also has brown hair. Why the fuck did they do that?
>>336741590
Are you fucking serious or do you not know how this game works? Her portal is a literal game changer. If you're playing the game properly and it's put in the right place it can be the most important tool in your team's arsenal.
>>336742069
This is pretty true, I have had a few matches where teleporter won us the game but it is kind of hard to defend at times considering how squishy it is and her turrets are. Any aoe, Winston gun, anything will take it all out so quick. Also only 6 charges.
If you like playing teleport whore girl fine, I like the character and I like the idea I just feel like the majority of the time it's shit.
>>336726675
I don't have a problem with him, then again I play best character
>>336742328
COOL OFF
>>336742437
You can just switch out once you've set down the teleporter. Or does it disappear when you're not playing Symmetria? I'm new to the game
>>336742741
I'm sure it disappears. I haven't actually tried it, but if it didn't, I would think it's a bug.
>>336740648
Artist?
>>336741918
Yea I like playing her but if your team is shit and can't capitalize off you harassing, your dead weight. Her damage is shit and her ult sucks,
>>336727717
camper pleb the ultimate shitter
>>336724782
>Hanzo that low
Top kek
>>336743068
>her ult sucks
On it's own yes, but the fact that tracer has it makes it good. Same thing with Junkrat's ultimate
>>336743230
Most people pick him because ez kills and one of the best ults in the game.
>>336743278
It's aoe range is pathetic and if the enemy has a shield they live. Meanwhile almost every other damage ult is easier to land and has a chance to insta kill or do continuous amounts of high damage
>playing Mei on CP defense
>entire enemy team is tracers
>game becomes pic related
>they couldn't even cap 1st
thanks for the 15 killstreak morons
>>336741354
>Good damage
>Tanky
Objectively wrong
She can't stand up against any meager amounts of damage and can barely outdamage mercy in 1v1
>>336727919
>junkrat
>mid
>situational
You've never seen a good junkrat
>Do well with McCree
>hear that he is OP and needs to be nerfed
>Try Reinhardt
>do well
>try roadhog
>do well
>try D. Va
>Do well
>try Genji
>do well
>try Hanzo
>do well
>Junkrat
>do well
>Mei
>do well
>Pharah
>do well
>Bastion
>do well
>Tracer
>do well
>Mercy
>do well(all healing and buffing though)
Literally every character is decent enough. Some are easier to play than others, but a skilled player playing a hard character will match or beat a retard playing an ezmode shitter.
>>336743230
If you get past close-mid range it's just the lucksman from TF2.
>>336734990
Hes broken.
>tfw I get frozen and slowly die
>>336741372
i hope you get flayed
mei is for marriage
>>336728218
Now post one with players above 100 rating
>>336744328
>tfw you play lucio and just knock her away or into teammates
>Its a 3 snipers, no tank, no support, too many of the same hero match
>>336730817
>Roadhoggin' the match
>Chain this faggot and one shot him
>"Hey, nice mask"
i actually laughed when i heard this
>>336727919
>LOW TIER: Niche, not great but usable, and strong in the right hands
>D. Va
Is it just me, or does anyone else get the distinct impression that she's utterly fucking useless until she gets kicked out of her mech, then she becomes a potentially unstoppable murder machine?
The fucking pistol she has has some god damn kick behind it.
>>336741372
Absolute degeneracy. Mei is built for love and matrimony!
>pick up the game for the first time
>struggling, getting my ass kicked
>mfw picking Bastion
Thank god this game has an easy mode.
>>336728704
>see genji pull out his sword to deflect
>wait
>kill him in 4 rapid fire bullets
woah so countered
>>336728218
Bullying BastionI wish they would spread some of his power around instead of being a below average tank to suddenly a immobile chaingunI know its his gimmick but fuck is he shit while not in turret mode [/spoiler[
>Not having a waifu to lift you up...
I am trying really hard to like Zymmetra but I just cant. Even if I place my turrets in some really hidden place the moment they zap someone they turn around and destroy it like it was nothing. The only use I found with her is a team up with mei to help me climb high places to set up the teleport.
>>336735219
Tournaments by complete shitters where the only qualification was getting a beta invite.
>>336744048
Looks like you didn't try Winston.
>Playing Genji on the China map
>Fighting for the point that's inside a Pogoda building
>Run along the edge of a bridge
>Ice cunt makes a wall that pushes me off and kills me
>Cunt was on my team
>>336745604
Mei players piss me off. When we are trying to stop the payload from moving the stupid bitch raises ice walls blocking our view letting them advance easier.
>>336741834
Bastion is probably the shittiest character in the game, most characters can deal with him adequately. You really need to improve your play if you think he is a problem.
What are the sprays used for?
>>336737227
Why do /pol/tards have to invade threads?
>>336745841
BM'ing after a POTG worthy play
>>336721845
Nerf Sym, but they won't because I'm the only person who plays her.
Zayra makes DPS classes even better.
>>336746160
Sym is only good against retards.
What do you use to take screenshots with? Using printscreen doesn't include the HUD.
It doesn't matter but I don't understand at all the setup or the story for this game.
Overwatch was formed to be a world peacekeeping unit and stopped a robot war
People turned on them, the disbanded
Things got worse and they're finally reunited to save the world again...by competing against each other?
It makes no sense. I'd rather have there be no backstory at all.
>playing junkrat
>get over 20000 in damage
>40% damage of my team
>still lose
>>336746450
A-Mei-Zing!
>>336746450
they turned on themselves and blew up some buildings
>>336745985
BM'ing?
>>336743360
That and he has a mini 76 ultimate on a 12 second cd. His only problem is his lack of mobility.
>>336726675
whats the problem?
>>336746790
Butt munching. How else do you rustle peopleshinies?
>>336744159
Why is he listed as a sniper then? I haven't had any problem hitting people long range.
>Option to turn off kill cams
>No option to skip Plays of the Game
>>336746349
Great with a good tank
Am I the only one who legitimately does not want to play this game anymore solely because of Roadhog?
Did anyone actually buy the game? It feels like f2p to me with the loot chests and whatnot
McCree player should kill themselves and I will laugh when he is nerfed.
I wish I knew the context of every map objective. I mean it's obvious sometimes like on point Gebralta because Winston wrote it on the blackboard in the starting area, but why am I escorting an obnoxious guy in a car to his VIP parking space? Why are we trying to stop him from making that space movie?
>Turn a corner
>See this guiy
What do you do?
>>336747161
I'M A ONE MANcheeseburgerAPOCALYPSE
>>336747032
>play of the game starts
>it's not a Q or turret and it's actually a legitimately impressive play
those few times make it worthwhile
WWWHOOOOOOOAAAA CHINESE NINJA WARRIUH
>>336747292
Nothing because I'm stunned
>>336747292
>Ice wall, coming up!
>>336747292
I'm I'm not stunned +fanned immediately, then I think god that his special is on cooldown and kill him
>>336747292
Is it high noon?
>>336746160
>Play in previous stress tests
>Attacking on Nepal, had my doubts about Symmetra
>He sets up six turrets and the enemy rushes into the point only to get shit on like idiots
I just wanted a slight excuse to post this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNmgbQgZSxI
>>336747161
Git gudt.Roadhog player
>>336747345
My friend plays D.Va a lot and she got a PotG by just mowing people down with the pistol.
>>336747467
>she
is she cute and/or single?
>>336747292
>Run away to a distance where he becomes useless
>IT'S HIGH NOON
>>336747458
It's high noo-AAAAAUGH
>>336746906
Bastion hype train is real. So many retards are picking him thinking it will be an easy win. Fuckers won't even use the teleporters I set up.
>>336747187
You don't unlock anything. All the heroes are available for you ALL the time, unlike HOTS which has a few hero rotation. And the best thing, THE reason I bought it, is the 60 dollar entry fee. I've come to the conclusion that F2P games have a shitty player base because everyone can play. Having an entry will make it harder for me to be paired with shifters 90% of the match.
That is, until the game goes free to play on a year like I'm 100% positive of. I'm fine paying 60 bucks for a year of multiplayer bliss away from the cancer that is free players
>>336747292
use my missile and kill him
>>336747515
>Run away to a distance where he becomes useless
Like a lobby hes not in?
He may absolutely destroy up close but his bullets are no joke from a distance either.
>>336745604
>greece stage with the pit
>capturing the point
>skate past teammate as Lucio with speed boost
>the sudden speed up causes them to walk into the pit
oh god I'm sorry
>>336747505
Shegrow up you thirsty nerd
>>336747292
Hook and blast
>>336747284
Its George Lucas on his way to the design meeting for Jar Jar Binks
>be german hammer man
>little chubby chink freezes you in place
>no ranged abilities
>she's not dumb enough to get pinned from my charge either
>just have to sit there trying to reach the bitch with my hammer while walking at a snails pace
>hopefully a teammate comes to help
>get gunned down from baston turret across the map or by the rest of her team when they gank me (where the fuck is my team?)
>respawn+repeat
>finally get the jump on frozen weeaboo
>smash her with ult
>right as the hammer comes down
>AMD Drivers have stopped responding and have recovered!
I want to like this game but balance is fucked and it won't stop crashing my drivers
I just want to have fun, fuck
>>336747672
>lobby
t. consolecuck
>>336747657
>You don't unlock anything
Except the voice lines, sprays, taunts, and alternate costumes
>buying the console version
You're pretty stupid.
>>336747785
she grew up? I don't get it
>>336724782
>multiple threads since launch bitching about Bastion and asking to nerf him
>generally regarded as worse character
So should I understand from this that the game is pretty balanced?
>>336723469
is that one of those horrible sjw people i've heard of from hell?
>>336747942
To be dishonest familaNo
>>336722912
jesus
i hate it
stop pls
shes so ugly
>>336747657
>I've come to the conclusion that F2P games have a shitty player base because everyone can play
Wow you must be some kind of genius. Thank god somebody finally figured it out. Somebody get this guy an interview at Kotaku quick! We need to tell the world
i love winston, just leap the fuck in and cause a fuckin ruckus.
>>336748293
his gun feels really weak for some reason
>>336748293
Ulting and leaping to smack a Pharo out of the sky is the bees knees man.
>>336748293
You forgot to mention you're alone int he ruckus, and the enemy team couldn't be less troubled by you
Its honestly hilarious how useless he is, once I was pushing the payload as D.Va and a Winston comes up thinking he's hot shit, I just stand on the cart shooting at him any time he gets close while he does nothing to me, he ults, bounces around like an idiot, still doing fuck all, then eventually gets pushed off by someone else.
I love jew propaganda too :)
>>336748642
DELETE THIS
>>336748640
>dva player calls someone else useless
you're funny
>>336748640
Winston is literally one of the best top picked tanks.
>Playing Reinhardt
>Blocking fire from most of the enemy team
>Keep wanting to push but my teammates are hanging back and taking potshots
>Shield brakes and die
Why are people such pussies? Just go forward
>>336748373
people dont understand that winston's strength is that hes a huge ass distraction. his ult literally just bounces people off of objectives. and he can leap to your support and fuck them up the butt.
>>336747245
What's that? I can't understand you when you're stunned.
>>336726675
Bastion's so good that Pharah's ult is just turning into a worse Bastion for 5 seconds
>>336748937
>play superior empowered female
>shield my healer when things get fucked
>do mommy (not daddy you misogynist scum) damage with my laser and orbs
>mfw tie with the guy with the most kills and get the most shield award
Feels good to be a social justice hero.
>>336749954
You aren't funny.
>>336749414
Bastion can also kill Pharah before she releases enough missiles to kill anyone. Pharah and Zen both need more health, they're sitting ducks.
>>336750014
sorry I triggered you, disgusting male.
>>336721845
WE NEED TO BUILD A WALL
Bastion has too much hp in general.
His minigun should also have a wind-up before firing, or turret mode shouldn't allow him to turn 360 degrees.
It's just bullshit as it is in pubs right now.
>>336750518
1/3rd of the picks in the game hard counter him
the issue isn't bastion, it's how much mileage a team gets out of bastion + reinhardt versus how much coordination you need to bring that combo down
if reinhardt wasn't in the game bastion would be trash and unpickable
>>336749954
I've tried playing this bitch but I can't do shit for damage, even with charged particle cannon
she's worse than winston
>>336750518
Bastion can get fuckin wrecked easily m8.
>girl wears very thick arctic gear
>Cannonly chubby, but if the arctic gear was really as thick as it was supposed to be for the arctic, she'd be pretty average sized, not THICK
>Artist still draw her excessively obese because of MAH FETISH
she's perfect
>>336749954
what the fuck is daddy damage? is this a real post?
>>336750518
>mfw riding the payload as Bastion
>>336750705
not true and you know it
a lone bastion has amazing zoning ability, reinhardt just makes him invincible
>>336729376
There is nothing good about Heroes of the Bore
>>336750757
dunno what to say I do solid damage with her laser and can track easy
>>336750779
Only if you know exactly where he is
He just requires more effort to deal with than all other characters fampai
>>336750779
His ability to show up on the field and completely clear it is still insane though. Sentry at the very least needs worse damage drop-off
>>336750757
thats Zarya requires extremely good tracking compared to others. If you can aim or focus mostly on basically anyone but Tracer, you'll wreck shit
i made a thing
>>336750961
almost every pick can either flank him or damage him from a totally safe position, he'll set up and get 2 kills by surprising people but if he gets more than that you're shit
>>336750947
cute doge
>>336751428
Mei has a butt that I want to plow from behind
If I could choose where I would die I'd want my face to be in between her ass cheeks
>>336747292
I actually end up usually ulting just a single target as this guy because you'll get a chance to group kill with Deadeye maybe once every 200 uses.
>>336731076
This is an Overwatch thread.
>/v/ told me winston was shit
>play him
>he's fucking baller as fuck
>>336751938
Felt the same way with Zayra. I've never had a problem vs Bastions and the one time they tried doing 4 on a team we destroyed them.
>>336751776
>Mei has a butt that I want to plow from behind
>not plowing her butt from the front
fucking casual
>play as D.Va
>almost no damage
>shield is pretty much useless compared to others
To be honest I still didn't give up because the booster is cool as fuck (and useful to trample enemies) and no-meka D.Va is pretty useful with a good team.
>>336747843
>AMD
Just give up, you're already dead.
>>336752425
I just wanted to play her because she is so fucking cute and her voice is adorable
>>336752425
I want to use her right, but I can't even when I know what to do. She's really cute, but I can't, so I'm left to be indian tech service
>>336741834
>look mom, I posted it again!
>>336752170
i can't make zayra work for me
>pop shield
>everybody has figured out by now that you don't shoot her when shield is up
meh
>>336752538
Hey voice sounds like the typical helicopter kid slutty asian california transplant that gets gangbanged by monkeys 24/7
Is there anyway to counter McCree?
Becuase they always just wreak my shit no matter what.
Can anyone tell me what purpose D.va serves? It seems like she's supposed to be a tank that has some flanking ability with decent sustain, but you have to get so close to do any amount of damage that as soon as more than one person turns their attention to you you're dead and they will since you have the biggest god damned model in the game and being bright pink doesn't help either.
The only real redeeming thing she has is her anal wrecking point clearing ult.
>>336752425
Use your boosters and get in people's faces, be an annoyance and pester/kill snipers or other annoying characters, and boosting away whenever needed
The shield is really good since it just makes just about anything disappear, and its great for approaching people with your boosters into a range you can fuck them up with
>>336752781
Roadhog is pretty great if you land the hooks. Mcree has shit for movement speed and his roll is more for the reload than escape.
As long as you keep your distance Hanzo or Widowmaker work well and he'll have trouble with tanks in general.
>>336752663
Someone's upset
Stop bullying dva
>get damage boosted by mercy in my DVA mech
>the guns still can't kill shit
lmao
just fucking lmao
>>336752538
My nigga, that's why I still come back to her every match.
>>336752602
We're all in the same boat, mate. Hopefully Blizzard will boost her damage or the shield time. Zarya is also a tank and is better in pretty much everything.
>>336752818
Using the booster to fuck up snipers feels pretty good, can't get enough of scared Widowmakers jumping around.
My only complaint about the shield is that it's really short. Can't do much against turret Bastion since the has range and damage.
>>336752796
I wish she didn't slow down when firing. It really kills a lot of her usefulness.
>>336752796
Flanking and disruption. Winston is better at it because he is harder to put down and can aid his allies more directly.
>>336744987
>"Zero-Suit" d.va is more threatening than her mech
What were they thinking?
>>336753367
More cute waifus running around was a good thing?
>>336753367
>>336744987
>get caught with no health by another D.va
>end up killing her full mech in pilot form
>only lost half my health
What the fuck man
Daily Reminder to always commend your support teammates at the end of the game
>>336753242
>flanking and disruption
winstons jump is better but in terms of disruption his gun is even shittier than D.VA's and he can't allahu ackbar on point.
>>336752796
She's an offensive tank. She has lots of HP and kills stuff a lot better than the other tanks do at medium range.
>>336725941
Has 100% uptime
2x objects on objective
can aoe denial
>>336753541
Winston's shield isn't only defensive (you can use it to trap enemies and force them off of location) and his ultimate is used to knock people around. The whole point of Winston is to be a big ass distraction. He isn't about dealing damage or killing, he's about being annoying as fuck and creating space for team mates to get things done.
>>336721845
things that need nerfenings/changes
mei's ultimate (mine should be destructable)
hanzo's ultimate (shouldnt go through walls)
bastion's turnspeed while in turret mode
>>336753520
>pilot D.Va can take a Tracer 1v1 if you learn the blinking patterns
>>336753524
Mercybros are always my heroes
>>336753740
I want to impregnate Hex Maniac while taking advantage of her lack of social skills
>>336733714
>this is coming from someone who plays competitively
oh yes I'm sure you're a rager at your local lan parties
Winstons mostly only good at hunting down squishies like snipers etc.
>>336748289
>>336747657
>only F2P has shitty players
>what is COD
>>336744328
>tfw you're the caveman
Is beta the full game, or are there more maps/play modes to come?
>>336736013
Look at her legs. She is using a gym pant and her ass is HUGE.
>>336753571
>kills stuff a lot better than the other tanks do at medium range.
I'm not sure I would say a lot better. Any healer at all on the opposing team will almost completely nullify her medium range damage.
I think that's a shitty trade off for higher close range burst. I just can't find a reason to play her even though I want to since I like the ideas that seem to be behind her.
>>336727329
that's why vision is so important.
>>336723316
You know that Inuits look Chinese right? I work in a inuit village. They are just fatter asian type.
>>336731551
>Early concept has Mei with a giant, sickass icethrower
>Final design is a tiny, cute handgun
At least she's still fun to play as
>>336754410
I want to impregnate an Inuit named Inua
>>336754470
Freezing a tracer or reaper that think they're being slick behind your lines and taking your time to icicle them in the head is one of the most satisfying things in the game.
>>336754619
its even better when you find a reaper frozen in his teleport pose
>>336754619
>Freezing Tracer
>She tries to teleport away, but can't go any further than a couple of inches until she's completely immobile
There really isn't anything more satisfying
>>336754119
But what I wanna know is, who's the Sheriff
>>336724782
>dva this high
>>336724806
you do know the right click attack takes a second before it shoots right
>>336754960
All the tanks are up there, but she's still the lowest tank on the list. Somehow with her ult getting her kills from countries away she's still ranked lower than Zarya.
>>336754308
She can outpace a healer outside of her mech.
>>336752796
Use her shield then rocket towards someone and start blasting away.
Or use shield and run away.
>>336755163
Because you have to be literally braindead to get killed by her ult
>>336755163
because it all relies on her ult while that's building she does nothing worthwhile. she is very weak so the healer needs to focus on keeping her alive rather than helping everyone else
>>336727329
i play bastion all the time and can tell you this fuck is broken to all hell
everytime i've played him on defense, i've won
there's nothing the enemy can do
and they're trying their hardest to kill me, not just running at me either
people are boosting over walls, trying to sneak behind, but if i set up in a spot that covers all these flank points, I have fast enough reaction to where the moment i see them coming, turn to them and click on them for .5 seconds and they're dead
he's honestly way too strong for a single character, and pair him up with a reindhart and gg you lost
all they need to do is just lowering the damage he does in turret mode, it's rediculous
maybe 25%
>>336721845
+1. Remove china fatshit blizz and I buy your game
>>336755261
Well then she has lower hp than any other character. I just think she needs to be reworked somehow. Given the game isn't even out yet and it might just be that I'm bad or haven't figured out all the advantages to her yet.
I've put a couple of hours into her and it just seems like the other tanks are generally better so far.
>Torb has a Swedish chef spray
That's pretty funny
>>336755342
Not really. I've seen a lot of multi kills and gotten a few with it. If the point is being heavily contested and everyone is standing on it then it can be very difficult to get away if you're not a hero with a very fast escape.
I wish there was a meter on your screen to show what your charge level is at when playing Zarya. I would prefer to see a number rather than having to guess how strong my cannon is from the visual effects.
>>336755475
They copied so much shit from TF2 that I don't see why they don't just make him more like the heavy's minigun.
If they added more damage drop off or inaccuracy at range then I think he'd be fine.
>>336755927
there is one
>>336755782
You're probably playing with a bunch of other fucking noobs then. No one dies by that if they are worth a fuck it literally flashes on your fucking screen with a huge exclamation mark
>>336755475
>Get paired with a Reinhardt and a Mercy with damage boost on defense
Shit is retarded
Reminder that if you're still getting killed by D.Va's ult, you might just be retarded or shit at the game, maybe both
>>336756330
You sure told me. I don't know why you're here bothering with us plebs. You should really go hone your pro Overwatch skills some more.
>>336754096
Or WoW, or Starcraft or Diablo...
Not that you ever actually interact with other human beings in this game. This shit's more of a faceroll than pub TF2. It's so fucking boring.
>>336756614
Dude I'm not basing this off anecdotes like you I'm basing it off actual pick numbers.
People that think dva is some really good hero are fucking noobs.
>>336755782
If you're talking ideal conditions where every single person is bunched into close quarters, than just about every ultimate is just as good.
>i defended bastion on the early access threads where people said he was overpowered
holy fuck this character
>>336745027
genji's sword reflect is so goddamn useless against anyone with eyes its just dumb
>hey widowmaker, check out my magic hands
>she doesn't shoot
>hey bastion, check out my jazzhands
>bird lands on him
Then you die.
>>336756614
Hes right though, d.va and zarya are bad only because the other tanks are god's.
Reinhardt is completely retarded, easily game best char.
>>336747961
nah it seems to be a crazed doom-preaching evangelist that hates everyone
>>336735994
literally warframe
>>336757052
I don't think conditions need to be near ideal. You just need a point that people are trying to block. There is no other ult that has a strong chance of completely clearing a point with virtually no danger to the player. Most ults will net a couple of kills and require the player to expose themselves.
The closest things are Junkrat with his stupid tire and that's easily destroyable and has a much smaller blast radius and Hanzo's which is easily dodgeable since it just moves in a straight line.
>>336727919
Zarya will never be high tier until she's changed so that she's not relying on her team to unlock her potential, which Blizzard will never do. Reinhardt is always at full potential.
>Guy on enemy team gets character they're really, really good with in Mystery Heroes
>Proceeds to pretty much walk all over your team
>Meanwhile you only get heroes you're shitty with
>>336747942
Bastion is only considered overpowered in absolute low elo matches where nobody knows how to handle specific situations and where teamplay is nonexistant. Thanks to the open beta it's worse than ever because everyone plays it.
His whole design is lazy as fuck and I just wish they'd change his kit completely because he's no fun to play against for new players and a total joke for everyone who knows how to play.
>>336758083
elo?
>>336758083
How the fuck do you stop cart-riding Bastion
>>336758207
electric light orchestra, idiot
>>336757289
yup people got smarter. I tried this today and just felt useless out there
>>336732847
sorry senpai
>>336758207
Epoxidized Linseed Oil. It's a performance enhancing e-sport drug.
>>336758207
Elo kiddies, you know, the Cheap Trick song.
>all this Bastion and Mei talk
Let's focus on the true all-star of the game, Reinhardt
Mei's ult is now stoppable by destroying the thing that causes it
Y/N?
>>336758675
He's so satisfying to play. Earlier I managed PoTG with him, caught their whole team cooped up and charged their shit backwards. Killed two on impact, three I finished off with hammer.
>JUUUUSTRIGHT.png
>>336758675
>Want to heal Reinhardt
>He puts his shield up
>Doesn't take damage, so doesn't need heals
>Can't attack so can't use a damage buff
I just want to be useful to senpai.
>>336758675
So does he wear full body armor or is he less human than Pharah is?
>>336758253
Lob some grenades in his face if you're junkrat. Use D.va and defense matrix his shit away while the rest of your team fucks him up. Genji hardcounters him completely with his reflect. Have a Reinhardt shield you and fuck him up from behind the shield (even if it only lasts a few seconds, thats enough time to react). Roadhog can simply hook him out of his turret mode.
There are more than enough ways to deal with bastion. The key is to act as a team and react accordingly. I see way too many people charging him with the same hero over and over again, of course that shit won't work.
>>336758675
Ehhh, I don't know how to play him, other than shield shit and punch the only person close to me if they're alone. More often than not I can't find my team
>>336758892
then heal/buff everyone else you're not a stuck on the tank
>>336758951
Check the comics. He wears full armor/literally the armor he used to roll around in back in Overwatch's hayday. Genji is the one who's mostly robots. Mercy's the one who replaced turned him into Raiden.
>>336759115
He's a wall. Use that shield to block the enemy and push, allowing your teammates to safely fire back and take them out.
When you either have the enemy on the run or are coming back into the fray, use his charge to boost into someone and kill them that way.
Projectile is more of a distraction than anything, so just keep hammering away.
>>336751938
He literally can't outdamage a roadhoag's heal. He's just good at staying alive.
>>336758996
The real problem is that since cart-riding Bastion does such a good job killing people, none of his teammates ever die and he is usually accompanied by his entire team. Most of the strategies you listed don't work if the Bastion has even one or two people with him, since while you're focused on the Bastion everyone else focuses you. And Bastion pretty much requires a hard counter to kill, so you're not going to be very well-equipped to kill Bastion AND protect yourself.
>Just use Genji
Only absolute retard Bastions fall for this. Anyone who's played for more than an hour will just stare your cyborg ass down and wait for you to stop flailing your arms.
>>336756991
I don't think anyone thinks that. I think the ult is good at clearing a CP.
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