Giant Bomb Thread
UPF in 13 minutes
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WOW
>>336721086
Thank you, m8
>inb4 brad poorly plays overwatch
>>336721430
He should be playing Romero's newermap.
Shiiit almost forgot UPF for the 2nd week in a row. Busy betting on E-SPORTS. New Mario Party Party fucking when though?
>>336720939
I hope Mary will be in this one again.
But she's probably too busyfucking every guy in the office, those lucky bastards.
P5 ENDURANCE RUN CONFIRMED
>>336721651
Oh god, that would be great. They have already done a Quick Look together from both coasts, so it is possible.
WUB WUB WUB
>>336721430
>inb4 brad poorly plays overwatch for half the fucking show
what's good my niggas
>>336721651
Considering they've said that shit doesn't need to be called endurance runs to be endurance runs, implying that that means that metal gear scanlon and playdates are the new endurance runs, I doubt it.
>>336721963
Hnnnnnng. More please!
>>336721651
id resub for this 2bh, rori you degenerate make it happen
>>336721086
Guys, Premium Membership is on sale right now! Go buy it instead of stealing this shit.
Mary is for _____.
>>336721430
>Brad plays Tracer and never recalls
>Brad plays Torj and never upgrades his turret
>Brad plays Pharah and never use his extra jump to stay afloat
>>336721651
not going to happen
also jeff said a while back on a podcast that he doesn't want Giant Bomb to be thought of as "those persona guys" and wants to distance themselves from it
>>336722323
Blacks
>>336722289
I'd buy it if there was a tier to eliminate clueless and indecisive Brad from driving Quick Looks.
>>336722378
If Vinny wants too I'm certain he can convince Jeff.
>>336722378
>>336721651
The most likely thing that would happen would be that GBEast would do the Endurance Run. All 3 of them are big Persona fans, and it would be way easier than trying to do it over skype
Are they always late?
>>336721651
DO IT YOU FUCKS
MAKE GIANT BOMB GREAT AGAIN
>>336722323
my dick
>>336722323
respectively watching on an entertaining show
BRAD THROW THAT SPAGHETTI
>>336721086
>http://gamespothdflash-f.akamaihd.net/upf050616_1_1400@46333
>>336722289
How much
>>336722560
Alex is a Persona fan? Weird.
I'd settle for that really. I enjoy gbeast's content, mostly because of Vinny, but I like Austin and Alex too most of the times.
>>336722378
>>336721651
Jeff won't, he's made that abundantly clear over the years, but that doesn't mean Vinny won't. Austin loves surface level weeb shit including Persona and Alex actually didn't dislike 4 either, so it'd be easy for them to do it. Endurance Run I dunno, but general video content of it over time sure.
>>336722560
An Endurance Run of Person 5 by Alex Navarro and Austin Walker!
>>336722570
Yes. Literally always since forever.
Jeff hates Persona now.
>>336722706
35 dollars for an entire year I think
>>336722835
He hates being bothered about it.
>>336722289
Not worth
>>336722835
He just hates getting asked about it apparently. Which makes sense, considering how clear he was in the previous one.
>>336722835
Only because people keep bugging him to do an endurance run of 5.
>>336722835
Nah he actually really liked 4, I think he's just sick of people asking him shit about the series or a new ER.
>>336722378
I agree, it's a bad idea to associate GB with good & steady content.
>>336722560
>An Endurance Run of Persona 5
>With Austin Walker
Just kill me now.
NEXT MARIO PARTY PARTY
FUCKING
WHEN???????????????
YES NO RORIE
>>336722991
BEast has done pretty good about keeping to schedule and releasing a lot of content.
>>336723031
You don't want to watch Alex and Austin pretend to be hoodniggas while playing persona 5 for an hour every day?
W0W
Wow, two monitors.
Hopefully this thread is free from the /pol/ invasion this board is currently having.
>>336721963
>those THICK arms
>>336723253
Huh?
post more mary goddammit
>>336723214
Alex and Austin pretending to be black sounds absolutely awful.
Dan has a huge beer gut and a pale chub.
>>336723342
Then watch absolutely no content from the east coast crew because Austin constantly tries to be black to make up for his insecurities over being a mulatto and almost every sentence he says he adds in 'black flavor'. Alex doesn't, I don't know what he meant by that, he makes a few jokes rarely to play along with Austin and that's it.
>>336722835
Raid?
>>336723439
That's some of that old bullshit, anon!
That look of disgust.
>>336723439
Austin is whiter than vanilla ice.
>dan
That face of utter disgust
>>336723538
[Disdain for Dan]
>Jeff and Drew's faces
>>336723441
Probably back from when he was playing destiny and people were shitting on the raids for being kiddy shit while brad was complaining about how hard they were for taking 4 hours to clear on your first try.
>>336723441
Years ago, they (mostly Jeff) talked about going to Japan for a day or two and just stocking up on as many games as they can buy. This never happened but people kept asking about it.
>>336723636
>404 ass not found
At least Brad can admit clash royale is bad, unlike him and destiny and dota.
>>336723253
Yeah it's been terrible all week except in warhammer 40k threads because there their behavior is the norm for the setting.
has jason been a bit less of a faggot after his kid was born or is it just me?
>>336723636
That sexy slut, that lucky Drew.
>>336723769
is that a tampon
>>336723823
>>>336723636
>That sexy slut, that lucky Drew.
What she's married to drew?
>>336723253
this isnt your safe space, try somewhere else
like reddit
Mary is cute for a tranny.
>>336723282
WW1 battlefield got revealed, key art is a Harlem Hellfighter (the black americans of the 369th infantry regiment who fought in WW1). In no way representative of the entire game since every other visible character in the trailer was white but /v/ turned into /pol/ for a couple of hours after the reveal
>>336723441
>>336723717
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFOVqnnh24o
>the bombcast will never be this good again
>>336723885
Nah, but there's so much sexual chemistry between them you can bet your ass they fucked.
>>336723931
>Implying everyone isn't like this.
It's obvious race bait when you're putting an African American on a WW1 game.
>>336724034
Drew is gay pham.
>>336723768
He thinks the game is good though. It's the system around it he thinks is bad.
>>336723961
The bombcast is still the best thing they do but it was awesome in 08/09. The only time it was bad was after Ryan died and before Dan and Jason joined. Every episode was super awkward, especially the last one of 2013.
>>336724034
Am I the only one that thinks Drew is a huge pussy? Most he did is probably drove her home and then refused sex because he such a good boi
>>336723253
/pol/ boogeyman hereBOO!
>>336724248
Drew only has eyes for Alexis.
Oh man isn't this the game Ryan and Jeff did a quick look of? With the balls?
>>336723441
>>336723717
As much as I would've liked the Raid, this is something that could never happen even if they wanted to do it, anyway. At least not to the extent that it could make for worthwhile video content.
Japanese store owners would not tolerate a bunch of gaijins trying to record a show in their shops.
>>336724465
Yep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYpkEyRoIuI
>>336724396
I'd cover her news for 24 hours, if you know what I mean. ;)
>>336724465
what game. stream hasnt started
Has Mary shown her feet yet?
>>336724790
Darkest of days.
>>336724790
nvm
>>336724102
YOU JUST KNOW
>>336722289
I wouldn't mind the premium membership, but:
- There are things on GB I don't want to support
- They disabled ALL progressive playback for non-premium users, which was an utter fucking cancer move.
>>336724912
I bet they spitroasted and DPed Mary, and she must have moaned and swore like a sailor.
Why is dan fucking stupid? are there no history classes in america?
Trump is a retarded, but there's no way he's a Hitler 2.0
>>336725169
he does it on purpose
>>336725058
>- They disabled ALL progressive playback for non-premium users, which was an utter fucking cancer move.
Holy fuck that is bullshit. That's all I can use on my shitty internet. Streaming never works.
>>336725249
THROW THE SNAKE DREW
FUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUuuUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuUUUCK YOUUUU
Did anyone figure out what Dan's gf looks like?
>>336725058
Wait, really? When did they do that?
Remove San Francisco
>>336725169
They probably don't cover World War 1 because America pretty much did jackshit there.
I'm sure they have long history courses on World War 2 and how they saved the day.
>>336725058
after i got banned i got another account and that got banned as well. both had yearly on them and they didnt give me any refunds so fuck em
>>336721963
Kish my wiener
i unsubbed to gb recently because they just seem so miserable and hate absolutely everything. hopefully they'll crawl out of this rut someday.
when is drew going finally get rid of that hideous beard?
>>336725396
R E M O V E
F R I S C O
>>336725169
I don't know jackshit about WW1 either. Why would I remember that stuff?
>>336725224
What do you mean?
Everyone who isn't a progressive liberal is literally Hitler.
>>336725445
Canadian schools cover WW1 pretty heavily.
>>336725473
yeah probably when ryan comes back
Dan's insistence on not saying Solid when referring to Metal Gear Solid tirggers me to the core.
>>336725449
How'd you get banned?
>>336725485
Never.
>>336722289
This shit ain't even worth paying for anymore. The Friday shows used to be good fun but its become really boring.
>>336725513
there is not being interested in history
and there is not knowing simple basic facts
like about one of the most influential person in history
>>336725391
Take a guess, when they moved to the new thing.
>>336725449
I too got banned twice, but never was a premium member.
>>336725473
>seem so miserable and hate absolutely everything
just described this place
>>336725671
I do not see the difference. Simple facts are not worth remembering if they're boring and irrelevant.
Weakest fucking ura I've ever heard comrade.
>>336725449
why the fuck would they give you a refund
I wonder if it bothers Jeff that he went from a fairly respected journalist with a small team under him to a Let's Player for the internet? Roger Ebert to Pewdiepie.
>>336725626
It was a combination of things. Nothing serious. I went all out after all of the mods dog piled on me on private chat and refused to give my 6 year account back.
they were being really fucking snarky about it, including rorie so i gave up. wish i saved
>>336725891
probably not. considering that's the way all vidya game coverage is ending up.
who cares about reviews anymore, man? they're only used for shit posting around here.
>be Dan
>can't talk about any subject without connecting it to wrestling or MGS
It's honestly sad he has no knowledge of any subject that he can't connect to wrestling or MGS.
>>336725891
>respected journalist
>of video games
Are you being serious right now?
>>336725891
This jealous a man gets to play video games for a living.
>>336722289
My sub ended last month and fuck renewing it when they do fuck all content.
On that note, anyone got the doc or hasn't it been updated in ages?
>>336726076
>be Dan
>Can't stop acting like a retard to attention-whore
>>336725891
Why would he? He's one of the lucky few people that actually got to realize their childhood dream. He's been living video games for over 30 years, does a big pudgy guy like him seem like he gives much of a fuck what the rest of the world thinks?
>>336725891
>respected journalist
>>336726076
"super-"
"...or whatever"
>>336726076
I've stopped listening to the Bombcast because of Dan. I like him when he isn't talking about wrestling, but it's literally mentioned every single time he's present. I think the last bombcast devolved into wrestling chat within the first twenty minutes and lasted a good ten minutes.
>>336721086
do i have to actually download this to watch it?
>>336725891
I think he feels alright. Especially considering half the "journalism" on his former site is clickbait articles about Game of Thrones and capeshit
>>336726245
Dan really doesn't talk much on the bombast typically.
>>336726326
but when he does it's such absolute drivel
>you're clearly a premium member
they know
>clearly a premium member
What did he mean by this?
>>336726291
God I hate how sites like Polygon now report on other pop culture
Does GB even have any premium videos besides UPF now?
>>336726289open with a video player like mpc-hc
Tumblr noses.
This game is fucking gross.
Fuck.
>>336726289
Feed VLC the link.
>>336726245
I don't mind Dan. He says stupid shit, but he also knows and will readily acknowledge that it's stupid shit. Also everyone else treats it like stupid shit, too.
Now Austin, there's a guy who says stupid shit and gets away with it.
>>336726527
They'll make random streams or videos premium for no apparent reason, like the second part of that Hitman DLC, but they have no schedule other than UPF.
>>336726558
Did Austin ever talk about all the SJW trannies he hires to freelance for GB?
I remember the story specifically saying that they're going to have people of all varying opinions and it wouldn't just be a soapbox for one specific agenda.
Then the second story was from a SJW trannie.
>>336726558
>Now Austin, there's a guy who says stupid shit and gets away with it.
But he's obviously intelligent, anon, he has a phd in media studies! :^)
it's like I'm watching agdq again
>>336726438
Streamers came in and ate Polygon and Gamespot and the like's lunches so now they have to resort to "HERE'S THE NEW CAPTAIN AMERICA VS GAME OF THRONES TRAILER!!!!!" At least the pretentious thinkpieces they sometimes crank out are vidya-related.
this is really hot
>>336726529
>>336726558
Oh wow, I've never known how to use the fuckin' link until now. Thanks anons.
>>336726759
He often plugs them at the end of beastcast episodes.
>>336726840
>phd in media studies
It's amazing that this is a real thing.
BECAUSE THEY WERE SMALLER. DON'T PRETEND TO BE RETARDED, JEFF. I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS SHIT BEFORE YET I UNDERSTAND IT IMMEDIATELY.
Jeff so annoying when he losing.
Can't beat the double D.
Someone is getting salty
>>336727087
Pretty sure it's actually because they were pushing their body, instead of trying to push with the body.
this looks like hot trash
>>336726547
What does that even mean?
This reminds me of nobi nobi boy.
They can push them because of that part in the tutorial, if you are on the inside you can push the other guys.
Also Drew and Dan are winning the race war super hard brown people get memed lmfao
>no rorie
BASED
>>336727215
Unnecessarily red noses.
>>336726558
>>336726840
People were applauding Austin over being able to get Invisible Inc. onto the Top 10 when he was doing the same bullshit Brad pulled over Destiny that everyone complained about. Austin only got away with it because he was given new-guy-leniency and nobody else could effectively argue against him on the account that he's the only person who played the game.
brad and jeff are such babies
JEFF PLS
This has to be the most annoying time they're clearly missing something. Fucking hell.
Let them read the tutorial again, pls.
Brad is bad at games
>>336727534
to be fair this game does not look fun. regardless of whether or not they are playing it well/correctly.
I have to admit, even if they're right and the game feels bad, I like how Jeff and Brad are getting salty as fuck
>Jeff: It's a bummer, I had such high hopes for this
Holy shit, can Brad & Jeff be any more sore.
>>336727661
Not watching, what game?
Brad is terrible at games
White people are superior, what's the problem here?
This game looks like shit anyway.
>>336726759
I get the impression that those "Giant Bomb Presents" guest articles are pretty much Austin filling out his content quota by getting his personal friends to do work for him.
>we were moving in the same direction
brad was clearly pushing into jeff
we get that it controls like shit but
Jeff's first mistake was having Brad as his partner
>>336727625
Not only does it not look fun, it's also very unpleasant to watch.
>"When I lengthened it gave me more power."
>>336727947
What game?
>>336726529
>>336726558
Thanks a lot guys
>>336727007
why didn't you just ask?
Jeff is fucking stone faced.
Anyone got the doc/pastebin?
>>336727295
Who's this?
>>336728183
>For its dumb controls, Mount Your Friends is instantly "gettable".
>Mount Your Friends is instantly "gettable".
>Mount Your Friends
I don't know....
>>336728148
Push Me Pull You
>>336723031
I can actually stand Austin despite his liberal bullshit because he actually has some good taste in video games and media. Alex on the other fucking hand i would rather burn my house down than have to deal with that faggot. Last e3 was fucking awful with him looking at twitter every 5 seconds saying "omg guys guess what's coming next, you'll never believe it"
I stopped listening to the Beastcast after the first episode due to him and i would actually like to listen to it because of vinny and that dude from cnet or w/e seemed cool as fuck. fuck alex
>>336728330
Nina Freeman
Jeff haet vidoe gaem.
>>336728540
Oh, that's disappointing. Nice titties anyway
>>336728532
>Want to watch Vinny content
>It will feature either Alex, Austin or both
Vinny moving to New York was the final nail in the coffin for this site.
>>336727007
Also. just save the link and then every Friday reuse it and just update the date after the 'upf' part.
>>336728629
every time austin says "okay" in that little fuccboi voice he does or "VINNNNNNYYYYYYYY" my sperm count lowers
>>336727295
>all these faggots in this thread who aren't ninaposting
>>336728629
>hating Alex
>Jason outta nowhere
>>336728863
Yes how could anyone hate the charisma black hole Alex "please validate me" Navarro?
This looks like shit.
>>336728863
>liking Alex and that nervous cackling retard laugh he does
Nigga this is terraria
this looks like a shitty xbox indie game they quicklooked in '09
>>336728629
He didn't want his kids to grow up in the degeneracy of San Francisco.
I understand why he left.
Why does anyone like Terraria?
Oh God.
>>336728858
wow literally perfect. im so happy i can support her and her games
Dan is rubbing off on Drew
Drew you absolute madman
Fuck. Old man Green just started streaming Dark Souls. Might watch that instead.
>>336728532
The Beastcast is by far the most exposure I've ever had to Alex. I disagree with most of his opinions on pretty much everything, but for some reason he doesn't really bother me much.
Kinda like Vinny, Alex has a way of constantly conveying that his views are his alone and he rarely expects others to align with them. I also find his self-deprecating sense of humor somewhat interesting.
He also doesn't rant much, which automatically makes him better than Austin.
>>336729417
>support her and her games
>works for the gone home devs
Have some fucking self respect anon.
This looks like Terrarria.
Why Dan.
>>336729417
>being a child is acceptable if you have a vagina
>>336729492
Only streamer worth watching
>>336729492
Much as I love Jeff Green trying to watch him play through the first Dark Souls was painful.
>>336728532
>Last e3 was fucking awful with him looking at twitter every 5 seconds saying "omg guys guess what's coming next, you'll never believe it"
I recall that Austin was also just staring at Twitter the whole time. That's how we got his "mfw Mechanical Apartheid" bit. It's pretty annoying that the whole point of their E3 stream is to get their gut reactions to the press conferences, but some of them would much rather base their opinions on whatever Twitter says.
>>336729709
It's QT when QT girls do it. Boys just look autistic.
>>336729709
It is.
And that's just the way it is.
>>336727295
>>336728858
What I'd do to fuck those tits...
Fucking handsome-ass looking motherfucker
Fuck drew
How can you watch their old premium content now that the google doc has that changed api thing?
>>336730124
subscribe
>>336730124buy premium while it's on sale
>>336730167
Fuck that.
Anyone else notice on the podcast when Brad called out Jeff for taking time out of his day just to stream? Really lame of him to act like Jeff shouldn't be able to just do what he wants when he wants to.
Pax wasn't even that long ago.
>>336730167
>>336730232
not as long as it's possible that Austin will endurance run Persona 5 with Vinny.
What happened?
What the fuck is Dan talking about?
>>336730341
i dont think he was calling him out more just like hey i saw you did that, talk about it if you want
he does that shit all the time
>Her fucking shirt
I know she's not teasing my cock on purpose. But it's still cruel.
>tfw ghost jason
>>336730480
lol you missed it?
What's up with Jason? Why is he being silent and brooding?
>>336730480
>>336730521
Jason wasn't actually in the room.
>>336730526
Why are real nerdy girls such freaks?
>>336730523
he worded it in a way that made it seem like "Why would you ever do that?"
>>336730526
nigga upload you folder before the thread dies
>>336730637
Not the Ninaposter, took that pic straight from her twitter.
