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So, what the factions will be?
Germany, Austro-Hungary, Bulgaria vs Brits, Russians, French and USA?
cos no one wants to play with fucking turks, lmao...
>siding with t*rks
>>336716629
God Turks are fucking ugly
>austria-hungary
how is it possible to be the worst ally in an alliance with fucking bulgaria in it
>>336717874
BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT DON ROACH!
Why are turks so hideous?
>>336716629
germany versus everyone
>>336718082
>how is it possible to be the worst ally in an alliance with fucking bulgaria in it
Bulgaria actually had top tier army and were caled "the Prussia of the Balkans", prolly as strong as the Ott*mans
Austria-Hungary on other hand was never meant to be, both sides fucking hated eachother internally and couldnt funciont properly
t. /his/ autist
>>336716629
niggers vs white people, judging by the cover
>>336719391
t. 'tri moreta' bolgar
>>336720205
t. butthurt (rightfully assstabbed) serv
>>336720205
what?
>>336720310
Why do bugars have such an inferiority complex?
>>336720310
go back to the steppes turkshit and take your fanfic tier blogposts with ya
oh shit
you retards aren't going to turn this thread into an /int/ shitflinging contest, right?
>>336720596its already begun
>>336716629
Britain
France
USA
mayyybe Russia
Germany
Austria
Turkey
>>336720574
at least my nation isn't going to be reduced to a city-state in my lifetime
I hope there will be Russian Empire DLC or at least Russian civil war.
There was a lot more mobility going on in the Eastern front.
>>336716629
good guys vs bad guys
(germany and co vs the entente)
As long as I can be in Kitcheners Army, the best armed forces of WW, I'll be happy.
ROAST BEEF AND MUSTARD FOR EVERYONE
>>336720749
>wanting to play as a t*rk
???
>>336721386
they fucking showed them in the trailer
>>336721954
>they fucking showed them in the trailer
where exactly, they showed arabs if i saw correctly, even they fought the turks
>>336722035
>mfw germany and austria have the exact same fucking coat of arms
why are germ people so uncreative?
>>336722263
but you have no face
>>336716629
T*rkroach extermination when?
>>336722263
t. the eternal ang*o
BEADY
>tfw Willy and Nicky were friends
>they failed to stop the war
>Willy went into exile and lost his empire
>Nicky, his wife and children were murdered by communist filth
RIP Willy and Nicky
>>336722263
Austria used double headed eagle.
>>336722901
more like the double cucked eagle, amirite xDDD
>usa
i hope not
>>336723398
>DUDE, WE WE WERE IN THE WAR FOR WHOLE 2 WEEKS
>DUDE, WE RELEVANT
>DUDE, IGNORE ALL THE GERMANS, BRITS, RUSSIANS, FRENCH, POLES BULGARIANS, AUSTRIANS AND HUNGARIANS, SERBS THAT DIED FOR THE WHOLE DURATION OF THE WAR
>DUDE, WE SAVE EUROPE, LMAO
>>336723783
this is unironically what we are taught in history class
t. american
>>336723783
>eurocucks butthurt about being irrelevant
>>336716629
geam?
>>336723973
>>336723783
>>336724214
this is the only reason why usa go to war
"in January 1917 Germany resumed unrestricted submarine warfare. The German Foreign minister, Arthur Zimmermann invited revolution-torn Mexico to join the war as Germany's ally against the United States in the Zimmermann Telegram. In return, the Germans would send Mexico money and help it recover the territories of Texas, New Mexico and Arizona that Mexico lost during the Mexican–American War 70 years earlier.[19] British intelligence intercepted the telegram and passed the information on to Washington. Wilson released the Zimmerman note to the public and Americans saw it as a casus belli—a cause for war."
lol
>>336723973
i dont doubt it, Cletus
I just want to kill Turks.
>>336723783
American here. This is what kids in American might be taught, but as soon as we hit high school, we learn about the rest of the war
>>336724781
>american education
>>336725338
What? I remember very well in high school, my history teacher emphasizing how little America actually participated in the wars
>>336724546
>Turks got rekt so hard in WW1 that they decided to genocide Armenians as a way to rationalise their loss
>>336726114
>>336724546
i fucking hate turks as every other white man, but i would fucking enjoy the shit out of a Gallipoli battle in the game
I bought Peter Hart's The Great War yesterday and now my brother will think I did it purely for my shooty-bang-bang video games.
>>336723783
This shit right here
WWI was a war about
>Europeans
>horses
>artillery
>planes
Meanwhile in Dice Somalia
>Who do we put at the cover?
>a black man with a mace and hes AMERICAN
>FUCKING PROGRESSIVE JURGEN
>>336726596
Maces were a thing in WW1 though, most bayonets were too long to work properly in trenches, so soldiers from both sides would make weapons out of whatever they could find, mostly clubs and knives.
>>336726114
Ataturk was pretty based . he defeated the west and ottoman empire .
>>336724546
>turks
>"""""people"""""
>>336727225
ataturk was based indeed, too bad turks decided to not follow him today and become another sandnigger nation instead of a proper europeans
Why do people hurt Turks so much?
>>336726114
Pretty sure the genocide started pre-WW1, actually
>>336727594
because they're fucking roaches
>>336727569
well the islamists actually improved their country in some aspects at least so its pretty normal if some of them reelect them again
Will there even be single player? I want to assassinate some arch-dukes.
>>336728182
>bfield
>single player
??
>>336718000
You're ugly
>>336716629
Wait, what game is everyone talking about here?
Cant wait for dat Lee Enfield action.
>Mfw I can recognize the posters here from /int/
>>336730930
>not posting superior Mauser action
fucking 10-round-needing noobs
>>336716629
Entente vs Central
The classes will be from different countries
THIS THREAD IS NOW OWNED BY THE AUSTRO-HUNGARIAN EMPIRE.
THREAD THEME: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tw9zXepzEzA
Charles I von Hapsburg, By the Grace of God, Emperor of Austria, Apostolic King of Hungary, of this name the Fourth, King of Bohemia, Dalmatia, Croatia, Slavonia, and Galicia, Lodomeria, and Illyria; King of Jerusalem, Archduke of Austria; Grand Duke of Tuscany and Cracow, Duke of Lorraine and of Salzburg, of Styria, of Carinthia, of Carniola and of the Bukovina; Grand Prince of Transylvania; Margrave of Moravia; Duke of Upper and Lower Silesia, of Modena, Parma, Piacenza and Guastalla, of Auschwitz and Zator, of Teschen, Friuli, Ragusa and Zara; Princely Count of Habsburg and Tyrol, of Kyburg, Gorizia and Gradisca; Prince of Trent and Brixen; Margrave of Upper and Lower Lusatia and in Istria; Count of Hohenems, Feldkirch, Bregenz, Sonnenberg; Lord of Trieste, of Cattaro, and in the Windic March; Grand Voivode of the Voivodship of Serbia.
>>336716629
>USA
>RU
>Possibly China
Anyone who thinks the multiplayer is going to be in a historical setting is a retard.
>>336731230
>mfw It'll probably be USA FRA and UK vs Germany, and no other battles
>>336731134
i can actually get behind this
what are some games where i can play as a proud turk removing filthy slavshit subhumans /v/?
>>336731230
Fuck off (C)Ku(c)K shitters. Entente is Bestante.
>>336731854
Paradox games tbqh
>>336731230
>AUSTRO-HUNGARIAN EMPIRE
what a failure of a an "empire" lmao.
What the heck is making /v/ so obsessed with WW1 right now? Granted, Portnow's description of pre-Versailles Germany did make me idolize that time period, but what the heck is going on here?
>>336731876
>Muh entente
Considering how absolutely shit Europe is now, under democracies, you should ask for the Monarchs to come back, you filthy commie.
Is Verdun a good game? It was a nominee for the 2015 /v/ga "Best Game Nobody Played" award.
>>336716629
>Turks
AYY
>>336727569
>instead of a proper europeans
>proper europeans
>>336731984
because ww1>ww2
im glad more game devs are realizing this
>>336731973
t. Muhammed Al-Britistan
>>336727594
t*rks are cockroaches
>>336731230
>AUSTRO-HUNGARIAN EMPIRE
>Austro
>Hungarian
>Empire
>>336726114
>/v/ in charge of history
lmao back to CoD shitters
>>336732186
>North Germans
>European
Nice meme, my muslim friend.
>>336717786
>implying there wont be lawrence of arabia maps
iz u high
>>336725961
Same my teacher pretty much talked about it but stated we didn't do really anything.
>>336731230
Gott erhalte Charles den Kaiser!
>>336731230
>implying.
Screw off. Your populace is a melting pot of Slavs, your leader is a Napoleonic fossil, and your generalship seriously believed that annexing Serbia would be a solution to all the problems in the world. You fuckers should've faced facts and given in to Italy's demands for alliance, and maybe then the Habsburgs might've been rebuilt as an independent state like Poland.
>>336731230
>tfw Austro-Hungarians are excluded because of their disdain of shitskins.
>tfw they included niggers just to spite non-cucked nations in Europe.
will there be sea battles?
would there be any point considering the central powers laughable """""""navy """""""?
>>336732349
>Proper europeans
>>336732187
>I'm glad more /pol/acks are realizing this
*citation needed*
>>336727732
>meliksah :3
>>336732493
>Le melting pot is bad
Considering how fascism went, and how long the Austrians lasted as a Kingdom, I'll take the fossil.
>>336725961
we made a killing on foreign trade tho
>>336723783
>But mention the Turks and the butthurt is just as bad!
![InvincibleBlowingUpJutland1916[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/skgVNBq.jpg "InvincibleBlowingUpJutland1916[1]")
>>336732550
>would there be any point considering the central powers laughable """""""navy """""""?
Jutland, submarines.
Also, Operation Albion which would include the Navy, Army and Air Force.
>>336732351
What the fuck does Turkey have to do with Arabia you dumb fuck?
>>336732881
>>336732679
>>336732638
>>336732292
>>336732187
>>336732121
TIDF GO AWAY WHEN???
>>336732550
>laughable """""""navy """""""
Kill yourself for being so wrong.
>>336732926
read a book nigger
>>336732493
>Bringing up Shitaly in a WWI thread
Yes, the country the left the Central Alliance, and switched sides, is surely the one to listen to. Fuck off, Pietro. Go fuck a refugee like Francis told you to do.
>>336732926
>american education
>>336717874
French and Brits did it first when they stoppefdRussia from reconquering Constantinople from muslim hands.
>>336716629
Canadian, Brits, Frogs, Russians vs Germans and they'll throw Japanese into it too because most people don't know the difference anyway.
![Territorial_changes_of_the_Ottoman_Empire_1913b[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KfHPh43.jpg "Territorial changes of the Ottoman Empire 1913b[1]")
>>336732926
They owned Mecca and a bunch of land along the coast of the Arabian peninsula
>>336732926
good fucking lord man, atleast read a wikipedia page about the ottomans
>>336733031
>Conquering sparsley populated land in Northern Africa is now an accomplishment
>>336732926
look who's talking
USA from one side and Germans and Arabs from another
You know it's true
>>336733194
Japan was involved in WW1 anyway, so it's not as if it'll make the game inaccurate
Who best faction here?
>>336732979
To be fair, you /int/ shitposters bring it on yourselves. It's almost as bad as /pol/ cuckposting and /tv/ baneposting by now. I bet there won't be a single BF1 thread this weekend without """"" quote"""""" meming or asterisks.
>>336733046
>the country the left the Central Alliance, and switched sides
Only because Austria was such a fucking pussy that they weren't willing to hand over fucking Slavic territories to them.
>>336733268
the Arabs were on our side dumb-dumb, haven't you seen Lawrence of Arabia?
>>336733038
What trailer?
>>336733347
>Japan was involved in WW1
Because pinching islands from countries that couldn't defend them totally equals participation.
>>336733268
>Germans and Arabs
epic
>>336733361
I'm really hoping that's based German East Africa
>>336733372
>LITERALLY LEAVING AN ALLIANCE BECAUSE MUH GIBS ME DAT LAND
>>336722263
Because both were empires emerging from the HRE which used an eagle (later double headed eagle)?
>>336733347
Japan didn't really do anything on land though. Their involvement in WW1 was mostly limited to naval warfare.
>>336733232
>Egypt is sparsely populated
You're quite dumb.
>>336733496
The trailer for Battlefield 1.
>>336733361
Ottoman empire ttqh, brother of the sun and moon; grandson and viceroy of God; ruler of the kingdoms of Macedonia, Babylon, Jerusalem, Upper and Lower Egypt; emperor of emperors; sovereign of sovereigns; extraordinary knight, never defeated; steadfast guardian of the tomb of Jesus Christ; trustee chosen by God Himself; the hope and comfort of Muslims; confounder and great defender of Christians
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ulg1ahV552g
>>336733525
Since when was Italy ever allied with the Austros post-Napoleon?
>>336733520
Nah, it's basketball Merricans saving the puny europeans or some shit.
>>336733630
>Religion is so cucked you can't even have a picture of Muhammad and you have to use his name
>>336733182
>reconquering Constantinople
Can someone tell me why /v/ suddenly cares about Battlefield? It's going to be another generic lowest common denominator shooter and if you think otherwise you must be retarded.
>>336733630
>Ottoman Empire
>probably the worst empire of all time
OTTOMANS ARE SHIT, 1453 WORST YEAR ALL YEARS, REMEMBER THE HAGIA SOPHIA
>>336733752
b-but muh WW1
>>336733752
because World War 1 allows for /int/ style bantz
>>336733815
>>336733831
just play Verdun
>>336733630
Zaporozhian Cossacks to the Turkish Sultan!
O sultan, Turkish devil and damned devil's kith and kin, secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of knight are you, that can't slay a hedgehog with your naked arse? The devil excretes, and your army eats. You will not, you son of a bitch, make subjects of Christian sons; we've no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, fuck your mother.
You Babylonian scullion, Macedonian wheelwright, brewer of Jerusalem, goat-fucker of Alexandria, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Egypt, pig of Armenia, Podolian thief, catamite of Tartary, hangman of Kamyanets, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before God, grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our dick. Pig's snout, mare's arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, screw your own mother!
So the Zaporozhians declare, you lowlife. You won't even be herding pigs for the Christians. Now we'll conclude, for we don't know the date and don't own a calendar; the moon's in the sky, the year with the Lord, the day's the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our arse!
>>336733674
The Triple Alliance was a secret agreement between Germany, Austria-Hungary, and Italy formed on 20 May 1882 and renewed periodically until World War I. Germany and Austria-Hungary had been closely allied since 1879. Italy sought their support against France shortly after losing North African ambitions to the French. Each member promised mutual support in the event of an attack by any other great power. The treaty provided that Germany and Austria-Hungary were to assist Italy if it were attacked by France without Italian provocation; Italy would assist Germany if Germany were attacked by France.
>>336733520
German South West Africa was unironically the best thing to happen to that shithole of a continent. Too bad Brits had to ruin Africa's only chance at having a decent place in it.
>>336733752
We don't have many WW1 games.
But this game just look like some generic fantasy shit made by american and swedish retards.
>>336733975
seriously why did they go with a black character
of all the possible events in ww1, why this
>>336733946
>genocide
>good
>>336734075
Because Sweden
>>336734075
it's just single player, who cares
>>336734075
The most decorated American unit was a black one
>>336733975
Because WW1 isn't a good setting for a game. They're going to take extreme artistic liberties and end up with something that might as well be a BF4 reskin.
>>336734134
Reminder that genocide Is the bi-product of a civilized society, which realizes that exterminating the dangerous threat to society, to none, Is the most effective cause to further peace.
>>336734134
>genocide
>bad
You gotta break a few eggs to make an omelette.
>>336734075
Because fucking blacks were the only americans who saw more or less real battles during ww1?
And you can't have not american protagonists in the AAA games
>>336734075
Because they wanted to tell that story. Stop looking for propaganda in everything.
>>336734134
Running into machine gun fire while sending you women and niglets into the desert to starve and die of dehydration isn't a genocide. It's the pinnacle of African war strategy.
Turkey confirmed not to be in it.
If you look at the desert scene with the British tank, they are about to run over a German soldier.
DICE is in full cuck mode.
>>336734075
Because blacks were the real victim
>>336716629
>austria hungary
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Kolubara
>>336716629
No point playing the game if you can't kill a bunch of Armenians and Serbs.
>>336733717
>what is cuckolding
>being so obsessed that you project it
>>336733906
>fuck your mother
You'd think shitty comebacks will be a thing reserved for the modern Call of Duty kids but it's even present centuries ago.
>>336734250
you're right, much better to do modern warfare again. I want to buy the same game for the 9th time
>>336733630
>confounder and great defender of Christians
What did he mean by this?
>>336719391
>Bulgaria actually had top tier army and were caled "the Prussia of the Balkans"
after losing both balkan wars? Here's what French thought of you at the time, Todor the Pruss.
![640px-Ilja_Jefimowitsch_Repin_-_Reply_of_the_Zaporozhian_Cossacks_-_Yorck[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BbrsHYy.jpg "640px-Ilja Jefimowitsch Repin - Reply of the Zaporozhian Cossacks - Yorck[1]")
>>336734464
These guys got away with talking shit to the sultan
REMEMBER TRIANON, FILTHY AUSTRIAN AND ROMANIAN PIGS NEED TO DIE.
HUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGARY GREATEST NATION ON GODS GREEN EARTH
>>336734381
>you women and niglets into the desert to starve and die of dehydration
armenians arent human desu
>>336734436
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Kar%C3%A1nsebes
>>336734552
Forgot pic
Pure Mongol genes
>>336733752
WW1, and many are buying into the shiny nice graphics and EA's marketing.
>>336734436
>Serbia
Go get meme'd on after you failed to genocide an entire people. Literally subhuman slavs.
>>336734570
they got genocided though
>>336734386
They're probably only gonna have Brits and Americans in the whole fucking game, with Germans as the only enemies and French people barely appearing, and the levels are all going to look like D-Day.
Fucking historical ignorance.
>>336734603
What do Armenians have to do with Namibians?
>>336731984
Well WW1 was exactly a hundred year ago.
Everytime you wake up remind yourself that tens of thousands men died the day before a hundred years back, and we are just in the middle of it.
https://www.youtube.com/user/TheGreatWar/videos
>>336734732
both arent humans desu
>>336734570
I don't care if they talk shit to the leader of an army fighting them, that goes for virtually everyone. But if they're going to do it, better do it with more class and wit.
>>336734436
what's with germans always picking shitty allies?
>>336734621
>possibly apocryphal
stopped reading there, Moustapha.
>>336734701
t. wannabe sandnigger
>>336734810
True.
>>336732161
Honestly it's pretty clunky. It feels like playing Deus Ex while it ought to play like Insurgency or Red Orchestra.
>>336722868
>Nicky, his wife and children were murdered by communist filth
BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
>>336734736
NVM, found out it's just a new Call of Duty trailer.
>>336734887
>Retardation: The post
>>336734887
t. Assblasted Serb being cucked by refugees atm
man i cant wait to play armenian genocide simulator 2016, the turks better be in this game
>>336734886
No more Bismarck, basically.
>>336734075
>Electronic Arts Digital Illusions Creative Entertainment AB (commonly known as EA DICE or simply DICE) is a Swedish video game developer based in Stockholm.
Memes imitate life.
>>336735021
They arent. The desert scene had Germans vs Brits.
Swedes dont want muslims to be the bad guys, goy.
>>336734893
>It feels like playing Deus Ex
Well, that's a lucky coincidence. I've been recently playing Deus Ex, so I think I could tolerate it for a while. Pirate link?
>>336734937
>>336734736
I hope you realize how fucking hilarious this sequence is
>>336734886
That whole war was a fucking mess. They had to bring a German general next year to finish the job. That whole generation of people was a cannon fodder that still sprouts hateful retards such as this one
>>336734701
It goes to show that grand strategy threads attract worse crowd than weebshit.
>>336735106
in ww1 austria didn't do shit
in ww2 italy pulled out after getting btfo'd,japs brought america into the war and didn't help them in europe and the rest of their slavic allies pulled out as well
why does god hate them so much?
>no one links the trailer
fuckng useless pieces of shit you all are
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7nRTF2SowQ
>>336734886
Because all the reasonable people are always on the opposing side.
>>336735151
Ottomans are in the game. Arabs on horses were featured and that's probably regarding the British-Arab battle against Ottomans.
>>336735296
Because of Nietzsche.
>>336716629
I choose the Swedish Empire.
>>336735296
God only hates the Germans because the Germans could have been one of the best empires in human history and they squandered it.
>>336734886
They're surrounded by people who either never cared they exist (Britain and Netherlands), or have just used them as territorial buffer (France and Russia). Having them united as one nation would've just meant another fucking nation to treat with in wars, but instead they managed to unite their economy into rivaling the freaking US in independent strength.
>>336735340
Look closely. When the Brits start up their tank, its a German they are running over. Not a turk.
Sweden's DICE is REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEtarded
what the fuck is wrong with italy on WW1, even the fucking ottokeks did better at least with gallipolli
>>336735253
Any game involving fans from Europe is doomed to have shitty threads.
Here's a fixed wallpaper without the uglyass text and EA logo if anyone wants.
>>336735340
It's literally just every single shooter trailer ever, with the TF2 short music in it.
This turns my stomach. Just flat out the most offensive game I've ever seen.
I can name family members that died in this conflict, wept at the pictures and accounts of the dead and maimed that experienced this hell, was taught all the horrors of it from primary school, through my whole life, it's only ever been a symbol of the folly of war, the worst, most black and shameful era of British and European history. I've been to the actual battlefields and mass graves across Europe, held the minutes silence without fail every rememberence day my entire life, for as long as I could understand the meaning of it.
There was no glory in this war. No thrilling action or daring do, no heroes and villains, this was mass murder, a scar on the history of our species, and every single person involved in it was a victim.
This trailer, the entire concept of this game, makes me feel physically sick, and just so fucking angry.
How fucking dare anyone make a game like this about the First World War.
I don't know what's worse, the sick fucking emotionless, greedy cunts that would seriously exploit this horror of an industrialised massacre, or the ignorant, soulless bastards that will give them money and enjoy it.
Anyone involved in this, or seriously think of buying this, should be ashamed of themselves.
>>336734075
because black americans actually did do a lot of fighting in ww1? are you retarded?
>>336722868
weren't they also related to king George? or it might just be nicky
>>336735595
Where did you get this pasta?
>>336735595
triggered
>>336735484
the same thing that was wrong with them in WW2, they're italian
inb4
>WE WUZ CEASER N SHIET
>>336735595
tumblr pls go
>post yfw west STILL can't take constantinapole nearly 600 years later.
>>336735681
>>336735484
>Be Italy
>Be on the side of Germany, Austria, and Ottomans
>See one loss on the Austrian side, and ignore the fact the Germans were miles from Paris
>WELP GOTTA SWITCH SIDES, PASTA PIZZA CIAO
When did USA join WW1 and how long did they fight?
Not trying to stir shit or anything, I genuinely want to know.
>>336735465
my ww1 is a bit rusty but didn't Germany have some troops over there? not sure if they participated or just acted as trainers.
>>336735760
They don't need to, it's been taken over by kurds and syrians.
>>336735578
It's alternative history. And considering Germans were helping the Turks (albeit it was officers), they could have both, both make it much less historically accurate by amping up German involvement in the Middle East theater.
>>336735760
>>336735895
butthurt turks who think anyone gives a shit ITT
>>336735595
Calm down, as a Serb where EVERY THIRD MALE, NOT SOLDIER, MALE died during WW1 I say, piss on that whole epoch. Piss on their graves, shit on their memory, make niggers dig their corpses, any side, fuck them all. Make entertainment out of it, twist the facts, do as you like. It's not like anyone will come off any wiser from it, even with Tyrone on the Somme.
It's inconceivable that you would throw all those lives away for nothing, to even go to 'gentlemanly conflict' and whatnot. That's insulting. It was so bad that it made Lenin committing bloody coup seem like progress.
There's even someone in this thread, in 21st century, posting severed human heads and gloating. Here's some fake nigger ass, it has healthier content than that person's mind.
>>336735881
They joined for glory and one-upsmanship over Europe.
They basically just fought on the French front from just throughout all of 1918
>>336735881
they joined a minute before it was over, got one kill and said gg ez
twice
>>336735760
>>336735895
>be T*rk
>get bombed by ISIS
>Be Turk
>Complain about Turkey
>Get arrested
>Be killed in jail
>Be Turk
>shoot down russian plane
>claim they went inside your airspace
>proof says otherwise, all the while your jets go into Greek airspace daily
>get killed by secret police for looking up said information
>>336735964
The Kurds and Syrians are so European.
God damn, no wonder why Europeans are going to be no more. You can't even differentiate a European from a non-European.
>>336735895
>>336735760
>600 years later
>watching turks defend a bitch slapped empire
top kek
>>336735881
Joined in the last year of the war and fought for less than a month in europe
said gg and wanted to lead everything in peace negotiations
>>336735760
The only thing keeping it from becoming Moscow 2.0 right now is some pieces of paper.
Sleep tight turkroaches.
>>336735635
But they didn't... They fought a bit in the hundred days against a German army in deroute, lost 1500 people and that's it.
>>336735760
>post yfw the Byzantines were better than any mudslime empire ever including the Sassanids
remember Mehmet, no Armenian...
>>336734075
why does that make you mad?
>>336735869
>one loss on the Austrian side
You are beyond ignorant.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvlL7hpDqqU&index=60&list=PLB2vhKMBjSxMK8YelHj6VS6w3KxuKsMvT
>>336735760
West made Constantinople fall in the first place you retard. They still call medieval times Dark Ages because they conveniently ignore the existence of Byzantium.
>>336736078
>twice
WWII would not have been won without US intervention, Euroqueer. Keep sucking that soviet cock, though, senpai.
>>336735635
you might be mixing up that black battalion in ww2 that won a bunch of medals.
>>336735760
>>336735895
>Our empire literally got carved up and sold off to europeans for profit
>we still got this irrelevant city though XD
>>336735646
All three of them were cousins.
>>336736267
>byzzieboos
into the trash
>>336736118
Where did I say they were european, Mehmet? Also, I'm glad you admit Kurds are outbreeding you.
I was hoping for WW1 mechs and strange tanks
And we got a bland trench simulator. Fuck.
>The twist was that there was no twist
>>336735760
putin will own it in another year
>>336736117
>get bombed by ISIS
Like French and Belgian.
>Complain about Turkey
>Get arrested
Some are wrongly charged but some are terrorist sympathizers.
>still being butthurt about Russian airplane being shot down
>not knowing the difference between a ADIZ and airspace
>not knowing the difference between an airplane who's conducting bombing right next to borders crossing it and regular crossings from a neighbor
Why the fuck is Russia in Syria anyway when they always whine about the US creeping in on their East European neighbor.
dindus vs evil white supremacy fascists
>>336736370
You do know that the mudshits invaded while the byzantines were fighting in a decade old war with the persians, right? And, in spite of having their forces completely spent and treasury empty, they managed to reconquer Anatolia and lebanon.
>>336736370
>cherry picking a couple battles
MUDSLIMES CONFIRMED FOR MAXIMUM ANAL PAIN.
>>336736286
>Implying the Byzantines didn't have it coming
I hate how they make it look like an action movie
It should be grim dark like WaW
>>336736378
says the country with the worlds most homoerotic form of wrestling
makes one think you almost enjoy Ivan raping your ass.
Any good movies/shows/books about WW1 to get hyped?
>>336736186
>fought for less than a month
Because the Hundred Days Offensive doesn't exist in /pol/ack textbooks, I suppose.
Fuck off, backstabbists.
>>336736340
The Turks don't really care about Arab lands though, especially after they got betrayed by them.
>>336736286
Constinopole had good moments even after Western Roman empire complete disintegration.
Heck without the Byzantines, Christianity wouldn't be as popular as it is today.
>>336736404
He doesn't even have the guts to commit to Assad fully.
>>336736640
Well, when you live in caves and when pinnacle of your art is a wooden cross and see a glorious city filled with knowledge where even horses are golden you're bound to show your true nature.
>>336732926
Yes....yes, HE is the "dumb fuck"
>>336736428
you mean like France and Belgium?
silly turk
>>336736697
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FgaL0xIazk&list=PLB2vhKMBjSxMK8YelHj6VS6w3KxuKsMvT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-wSL4WqUws
>>336736689
I'm not from the country that you think I am from.
>>336736541
Muslim armies were much smaller in number and they consisted mostly of desert dwellers with very little to no training. And the Byzantines still got wrecked.
Byzantines fighting a decade old war with Persians should only give Arabs a small little chance, but they still lost.
>>336736697
look up the Hardcore history podcast
>>336736697
Listen to Dan Carlin's Blueprint for Armageddon
>tfw no russian civil war games
at least the tsar is dead that helps me sleep at night
I think this game is going to fucking suck if it has a multiplayer aspect to it.
>WW1 so there's no medics
>WW1 so everyone is going to use a rifle and the machine guns are going to be nerfed to shit to compensate
>WW1 maps so they're going to be small as shit
>WW1 so really slow vehicles
>>336736697
all quiet on the western front
paschendale
Lawrence of Arabia
ill try to remember a few others
also might give war horse a try
>>336736795
You're retarded. French and Belgian are the people of those respective countries. You mentioned the Turks, not Turkey.
>>336716629
I bet this game is gonna treat France like they were just a sidekick to Britain and the US. I bet they won't even be a faction on any maps. I bet the US will be the main focus.
>>336736923
Are you aware how wars actually are? Hint, having a lot of war doesn't make you better at it, it makes you fucking worse on the short term, on account of your soldiers dying and your economy getting wrecked.
>>336736985
>I think this game is going to fucking suck if it has a multiplayer aspect to it.
>if it has a multiplayer aspect to it
its a battlefield game, its going to have multiplayer
>>336737053
>Like French and Belgian.
nigga what
>>336736697
See
>>336736951
Dan Carlin has a whole bunch of stuff about WW1 and one of his newest series is like 6 3 hour parts all about WW1.
>>336737062
>tfw world war 1 had the best french uniforms and they fought bravely throughout the whole thing
>everyone only remembers ww2
>>336736985
It would be fine as anything but a Battlefield game.
>>336736563
>what is history
>>336732926
>Stupidity: The post
>>336737097
>one sits on TWO of the most fertile lands on the planets while the other literally lives on a fucking desert
wow good job byzziecucks
>>336736697
Read a fucking book, you retard. Stop watching popcorn flicks for one second.
>>336737220
not when you have a relatives diary of being a british army sapper
man people need to write more
>>336737220
>the best french uniforms
Say that while you're being obliterated by concentrated gunfire from every angle out in the open.
>>336737151
You mentioned Turks getting bombed as ISIS. I said the French and Belgian were bombed as well.
>>336736697
Have a documentary if you're okay with that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWJB6Y-3N5o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FM0Em_pKfQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUziTQN8Z-E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2qamDMs-3g
>>336737250
Fuck the fucking fuck off, you fucking Greek fuck. Die in a fucking hole, and know that your entire fucking life has fucking amounted to goddamn fucking nothing no fucking matter how fucking much you yell at fucking Japanese animation. Fuck.
>>336736697
I watched this some time ago, it's good stuff:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYFI7D_GhQM
There are 6 parts. And there's also a whole series called Apocalypse Verdun, focusing only on Verdun. But this one is only in french.
>>336731230
GOD SHITS ON THE KAISER
>>336737379
yes i said FRANCE and BELGIUM not FRENCH and BELGIAN got bombed.
Jesus
>>336737372
The sky blue uniform was good though. Pic related, in 1914, was the retarded (albeit balling) one.
>>336737250
>an empire that lasted over 1000 years lost some battles
Mudslimes inferior then, now and forever.
>>336737097
Arabs still come from a largely underpopulated desert. And most of their warriors weren't as trained as Byzantines.
You're assuming Arabs were like some sort of regional power. The weakness of the Byzantines being the biggest cause of their defeat would make more sense in that scenario.
Your precious Byzantines though aren't the only ones with weaknesses and disadvantages.
>>336727732
That's cause Erdogan flooded Europe with turks and now they stole all the Europeans jobs and sending all the money back to turkey.
>>336737636
or political infighting
All these western butthurt
>>336737372
the Horizon blue actually worked pretty well for obscuring you out in the open if you're implying they're impractical
>>336737220
>fought bravely
if bravery consists of walking into artillery shells then yes. ww2 actually had tactics despite pogroms being far more common. read storm of steel, the writer is a psychopath that is unaware of it.
>>336736697
Capitaine Conan was a good one, but it's french so depends if you can stomach their language.
>>336737525
Stay mad Turkey
>>336737625
Battles that cost them most of the Levant. And forever sealed them away from making any gains in Mesopotamia.
>>336737650
no wonder they bitch out to Russia
>>336737650
wow i didn't realize turks in germany paid their taxes to turkey
you learn something new every day
>>336737220
Yeha and the eternal anglo always try to steal the glory of it while they couldn't even muster 150k troops while Germany was storming through Belgium...
>>336737372
The idea of those uniforms was to help the soldier hide his silhouette in the horizon while running in the open.
>>336737686
Nonsense, Ataturk is praised in the West, if anything his legacy is being tainted by Turkey itself.
Personally I consider him and Tito to be two of the greatest men 20th century produced on the politics scale.
>>336737367
Oh the irony
>>336737650
>they stole our jurbs
>>336737774
and north africa, were most of the empire grain supply comes from
>>336737750
>ww1 didn't have tactics maymay
nigger read a book
just because the first year was a shitshow doesn't mean the whole thing was just "Lol go out and run over"
>>336737773
>Assuming this is on-topic
He used a fucking LOGH image, that's clearly fucking Roriconfan.
>>336737686
>meanwhile losses to Italy of all things
sure thing bud
>>336738014
Battle of Kolubara is literally the only example of tactics in WW1.
>>336737834
ungrateful mad frog picked up on radar sir
>>336737767
>>336737536
>>336736697 here, I'm french so if you've got any good stuff in french it's all good.
Is the Celine book about WW1 any good?
>>336737685
About infighting... The Arabs just a war fighting against each other. One was the Muslim Pagan war (or Meccan-Medinan war).
>>336737957
Good point. Losing Egypt was big.
There probably won't be any austria-hungary since not many americans know about it.
They'll just throw in another dime a dozen evil nazi red and black empire instead. Name it something like "kaisertum" or whatever.
>>336738120
>Stormtroopers and infiltration tactics don't real
>Joffre and French were just telling everyone to wing it
>>336738202
was that right after their pedo prophet got laughed out of a few cities?
>>336737592
And you first said Turks were bombed, not Turkey.
Why the hypocrisy in >>336736795 ?
>France and Belgium?
This is your previous post:
>>336736117
>>336736117
>be T*rk
>get bombed by ISIS
Now go to sleep kid.
>>336733232
England made a big fuss about it, so why can't the Turksmells?
>>336738339
>infiltration tactics
wow, something that happened in every war ever
troop manouevres nigger
there were none
>>336738174
>ungrateful
implying this isn't you damn fault to begin with that Prussians could unite the German states to create that monster German Empire...
>>336734203
That doesn't say much when the Americans came in so late.
>>336716629
>playing with Germany
Learn some history, my boy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ztOV2wrrkY
>>336736340
>Our empire literally got carved up and sold off to europeans for profit
Was that before or after a bunch of village plebs managed to succesfully retake the entire nation from trained european forces.
>>336738220
They'll call them Germany and refer to them as Krauts. The only unique thing you could differentiate the two German armies at that time, the pickelhaube, ended up getting replaced by prototype Nazi helmets around 1916.
>>336738402
Jesus was mocked as well. It's not uncommon for people who bring in new religions to be mocked.
>tfw there probably won't be a Romanian faction
Why can't we just get SOME recognition in vidya every now and then ;_;
Who's gonna main the Mosin?
>>336733031
>Ottomans had all that European land
Jesus I forgot they had that much.
>>336738765
Nobody wants to be gypsy scum.
RETURN HUNGARIAN CLAY YOU FUCKS
>>336738614
That didn't happen though, brits and frogs didn't care enough and evacuated almost immediately, they just did a really shitty war no point in fighting hyperzealous turks
>>336734663
>Giving a fuck about what the frogs think of you
You have really low national self-esteem when you do that.
>>336738564
>Americans achieved in 200 years what Germany tried in more than 1000.
No wonder why Germany is the West European country that mocks America the most in their festivals. Literal example of success breeds jealousy.
>>336738423
nigga that aint even me
no wonder your shit-pire fell apart with your relatives in it.
>>336738190
Ok, as I said, "Apocalypse" series is really nice.
For Verdun: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3uv701_apocalypse-verdun_tv
You're taling about "Voyage au bout de la nuit"? I've read it a long time ago, but he doesn't talk that much about the war and the combats. More about why he doesn't want to go though.
>>336738865
It's rightfully ours mongoloid, sorry
t. Transylvanian
>>336738765
you got owned even harder than the italians thats why
>>336738919
If that's not you, then your nitpicking makes no sense. Follow the conversation before spouting your stupidity.
>>336738865
lololol mad gabor
trianon best day of my life tigane go back to mongolia
>>336739019
How? We got the most clay we ever had as a result of the war
>>336738765
Sudden Strike 2, nigga.
>>336739020
or maybe learn to talk like a big boy before trying to hold an adult conversation faggot.
>>336739038
>>336739014
>Romanians best accomplishment is the fact that they got gifted some land
TRIANON LITERALLY THE WORST INJUSTICE IN HUMAN HISTORY NOBODY LIKES GYPSY SCUM
>>336738875
>Allies scared shitless of repeated defeat of Greeks and Armenians
>W-We are r-retreating because w-we don't care enough.
>>336726596
Jesus christ all of those assumptions all in one post.
>>336738828
>Maining the garbage rod
>>336739136
>jumping into a conversation without knowing the context
Just like that retarded kid that starts singing and dancing when people are simply talking about who's their favorite band and don't want to deal with your autistic ass.
>>336739191
>mad bozgor
Build wall péter
>>336739191
>be gypsy bozgorshit from mongolia
>settle in romanian lands
>fight in a war for your german overlords even tho you have nothing to gain
>afterwards get blown the fuck out by romanians
>still be brown smelly shitskins selling kurtos and complaining about muh erderly
what a bunch of pathetic cucks
>>336739217
Yeah actually, fighting another pointless war would have been political suicide for the ruling governments, don't play willfully ignorant
Some more moist nugget appreciation.
Can't wait to main it
>>336739349
>trying to project that hard
must be hard for you at parties huh
>>336739127
Holy shit thanks I had no idea
>>336739453
>Romanians
>blowing the fuck out of anyone
>ever
toppest keks
One of the big reasons Germany lost at Stalingrad was because the gypsy scum couldn't hold the line.
>>336739453
This pretty much. Bozgora in Transylvania are basically just gypsies. People with no country settled in a place they don't belong and taking advantage of liberals to get free shit
>>336737250
>Roriconfan
DIE!!!!! FUCKING DIE!!!!!! I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU AND MAKE YOU DIE!!!!!!!
>>336739628
>talking shit after we had to come save your ass from commies, only to get taken over by them in the end anyway
Fucking Hungarians, most ungrateful people I've ever met
>>336739320
My nugget brings all the austro hungarians to the yard and they're like " freudu schonner guten funken" I can teach you but i have to charge.
>>336739509
Family reunions don't count as parties. You should go out more often and seek treatment for that autism.
>>336739628
>Germany trusted the most critical parts of the line to fucking ROMANIANS AND ITALIANS
they deserved to lose
>>336739835
never fired one before,whats it like?
huge fan of it in red orchestra 2
>>336739858
I like the darker USMC uniform of WW1.
>>336739628
you sure about that gabor diaspora?wasn't it because hitler was a total retard and your gypsy kin wanted to pull out asap?
>While waging war against the Soviet Union, Hungary engaged in armistice negotiations with the United States and the United Kingdom. Hitler discovered this betrayal and, in March 1944, German forces occupied Hungary. When Soviet forces began threatening Hungary, an armistice was signed between Hungary and the USSR by Regent Miklós Horthy. Soon after, Horthy's son was kidnapped by German commandos and Horthy was forced to revoke the armistice. The Regent was then deposed from power, while Hungarian fascist leader Ferenc Szálasi established a new government, with German backing. In 1945, Hungarian and German forces in Hungary were defeated by invading Soviet armies.
>>336739818
didn't romania instantly flip over to commie the second the USSR passed the northern mountains? kek
>>336739476
They didn't go into a full-on war (which they would've lost anyway) but holy shit did they try everything in their power
>Treaty of serves
>Intentionally ignoring Mustafa Kemal's government
>Siding with hardcore islamists to take it back
>Watching as all their allies slowly get crumbled
In the end TBMM got EVERYTHING they wanted when they first got into war. I'm pretty sure that counts as a straight-up victory over allies.
>>336739996
Feels like heaven's fury.
>>336726392
you know turks won the Gallipoli right?
>>336739818
Some of them are okay but most of them that I've met are the biggest assholes from Europe (not counting Russians).
>>336740154
Yeah, but those things don't have the same implications as boots on the ground, so they could afford doing those
>>336739928
>being this butthurt
i think we know the real autist here m80
wonder what model on L.enfield we will be getting
>>336740169
that satisfying crack sound man....oh man
>>336740350
And they've tried everything they can do to re-take the land. Eventually the only option being peace trety with TBMM's conditions or full-on war. In the end Mustafa Kemal made Brits his bitch and took back everything he wanted. He managed to defeat a superpower and form his own government, I think that's a pretty big achievment for Turkey.
>>336740453
Says the idiot throwing a tantrum after seeing the words French, Belgian and bombed put together.
Keep projecting.
>>336736697
https://youtu.be/k4Pd527GN48
I wonder how accuratly they'll depict this angle of the war
>>336740169
>>336740806
>Literally the worst bolt-action rifle in existence
>Satisfying
>>336740835
Isn't the same as BTFOing one of the great powers that has comitted to the war with large land operations but yeah, it was a big achievement for Turkey
>>336741027
Spotted the karabinerfag.
>>336740108
btfo
>>336740909
>hurr i know you are but what am i
kek its called highlighting words your bitch ass was too dumb to read....silly turk
>>336739858
I love the fashion they had back during ww1 times. I wish people still dressed like it was ww1 .
>>336741027
>the feeling as your mosin cracks and makes a germaboos helmet fly in the air
>>336741148
Yes, you're highlighting the words that triggered your anger.
>>336741027
Enjoy your bolt doesn't close on empty mag you fag k98k shitsuckah
>>336741309
>triggered
tumblr pls go
![5240e1c3316e0515b92284f4c300d832[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lEnEjPl.jpg "5240e1c3316e0515b92284f4c300d832[1]")
>>336741193
>>336716629
I'll play on the Turkish side if there's a Baba model
>>336741193
That's why the Death Korps are the best Guardsmen.
>>336741404
>being so think skinned, even the word triggered triggers you
You'd fit right with tumblr, especially since you project so much.
>>336741193
The uniforms today are much better IMO
Can i just confide that i'm bummed out that the mods deleted a perfetly fine thread filled with WW1 propaganda posters?
I even made sure to post both pro and anti african troops
>>336741726
Modern unforms lack brass buttons, which is a distinct lack of style.
>>336741726
I will snatch your motherfucker birthday
>>336741826
That is WW2 propaganda.
>>336741726
Don't think so brah
>>336741709
>using the word triggered seriously
> i b-better start copying insults t-that'll show em
>being so think skin
>being so think skin
quit acting so ass pained brah,its showing.
>>336741937
I suspected so.
>>336741983
>writing this much and repeating observations made about you
Be careful that autism is showing.
>New Objective: Send your men over the top at 7:15AM
>"Sir! The artillery barrage has started early!"
>Wait to blow the whistle until 7:15 as ordered
>Press X to send a generation of young men to their deaths
>New Objective: Retire to your quarters
>New Objective: Find your bottle of brandy, send from home by your wife
>Hold Y to quickly down half the bottle
>New Objective: Drunkenly contemplate the consequences of following your orders
>Equip pistol
>Press X to place the pistol to your temple
>>336741484
itll be like Halloween everyday .
I approve.
>>336736975
Tsar Nicholas II did absolutely nothing wrong
Also Russian Civil War dlc when?
>>336742154
>oh shit someone wrote more coherent sentences then me
what are you 13?
>>336741726
Personally I prefer the early Vietnam USMC uniform.
>>336733809
You should read a bit about empires and history. The ottoman empire is one of the friendlier rulers.
>>336742198
>Objective: Assassinate the Archduke
>>336742335
Your stupidity is the only coherent thing in your posts.
And no, I'm not 13 but you shouldn't be afraid of someone who'd be 3 years older than you, kid.
>>336742154
Don't worry you can't catch autism from your incoming new little brother. You can't catch a big dick either but I'm sure you'll sort that problem out in high school with your friend.
I realize this was probably made with the intent to generate controversy and thus publicity, but do they honestly think this game will sell? Surely it will flop even harder than Battlefront.
>>336742198
>remember: no mutiny
>controversial level where you play military police executing mutinees at Verdun
>>336742347
ww2 era will always be the best
>>336742467
ah you must enjoy the experience of talking to yourself then
>And no, I'm not 13 but you shouldn't be afraid of someone who'd be 3 years older than you, kid.
nice job admitting your underage for this site
Jesus no wonder you guys can only fuck up Armenian civilians
>>336742527
Battlefront sold like hotcakes especially on consoles. EA doesn't give a shit about the low player count
>>336742585
Me on the left.
>>336742514
I wouldn't want to catch a big dick. It's okay for you to be into that though, you were born that way after all. I don't judge your people.
Just make sure to wear protection, STI rates are pretty high with catchers.
>>336742527
>it will flop even harder than Battlefront
Battlefront didn't flop, the problem is that they don't support anything beside the numbered Battlefields.
>>336742764
Nice weirdly inflated thighs?
>>336742419
literally more slaves than any european empire ever
>>336742750
>listening to casual friends talk about it
>get them to admit its nothing more then pretty to look at
i just dont get it
Why did turkey stop being a "big dog" in world affairs post WW1? They got BTFO, but so did all of europe, what gives?
>>336742703
So much effort. You're really quite emotional.
>nice job admitting your underage for this site
I feel bad for people who can't read in English when it's the only language they can understand.
>>336742850
Don't worry I wouldn't touch your mother without a gun and a bucket, appreciate the advice though.
>>336742969
Turkey stopped being a 'big dog' way before that. Like the Byzantines in 1453, they were a festering corpse.
Why does everyone hate the Turks?
>>336742906
Jolly thanks, fellow. I do appreciate a bit of air on my buttock when I jog in the morning. Top of the day t'ya.
>>336742969
Ataturk just wanted peace and coexistence and Progression in his own country. Without the typical political western game of cucking others nation.
>>336742969
They refused to modernize themselves, also it didn't help that nobody liked them and had 0 allies.
>>336743085
Where I'm from there are only two genders/sexes. Damn, I knew faggotry was rampant in your society but that doesn't mean you need to start thinking genders can change sex as well... (or whatever you degenerates think)
>>336743025
you must really be autistic as you say if that is emotional by your standards
>I feel bad for people who can't read in English when it's the only language they can understand.
my point still stands kiddo
>>336743130
I don't, if only because of turkish delights and Mount&Blade.
>>336742969
Before WWI The Ottomans were a thing, and the middle east was "Part of the Ottoman empire"
After they weren't, and suddenly there were all these countries with arbitrary and sometimes deliberately stupid borders, full of people who had only the most tenous understanding of any phrase beyond "stop fucking that goat and help me kill that tribe over there because its our clay".
Cue now over a 100 years of assholes fighting each other because we drew some imaginary lines instead of letting the turks continue to randomly and arbitrarily remove their own kebabs in brutal genocide, that fucking worked.
>>336743130
waste of a country
>>336743130
every one I've encountered on the internet has been a rabid WE WERE OTTOMANS typewith poor vocabulary and cringe tier obsession with women
>>336743335
It's very emotional to repeat the insults thrown at you. But then again, I didn't mean them as insults so not sure why your cortisol level keeps rising.
>my point still stands kiddo
Actually, it doesn't but you lack the cognition to know better.
>>336743310
Sorry I thought we had a whole thing going here but it looks like you're actually taking this seriously, and are a bit confused.
Let me help you out, I'm fucking your mother, and the bucket is for her head. The gun is actually for me, just in case the bucket comes off.
Really I'm not sure how hard that was to get for you, but then again you've got your mother's grasp of vocab, nothing like her grasp of myPS3 gamesif you don't know what I mean.
>>336743610
>repeats insults himself and then tries to act like he invented something
top kek
>Actually, it doesn't but you lack the cognition to know better.
~actually~ it does but your trying to act pseudo intellectual on the internet so i guess retards have their days
>>336743672
I'm questioning your gender, you idiot. You need a dick to be a man.
>>336731230
F
You were too good for this world
;___;
Jesus christ, people, calm down.
>>336743130
It spent the last millennia: Pissing off Russia, (for masturbating furiously over all of Constantinople while screaming "Byzantium is my cocksleeeve") Pissing off France for screwing its imperial dreams; pissing off the UK by being useful enough to prop up and trade with, but rapey enough for the UK to look like monsters for doing so; pissing off most of Europe by being better at this empire business than the rest of them and occasionally killing a million Christians; pissing off the rest of the eastern Mediterranean region by not being crazy Islamic assholes enough; pissing off the rest of the world by being just crazy enough Islamic assholes; Generally being sane enough for 1st world countries to want to trade and work with, but not being sane enough to avoid having presidents who make their own existence a day of the week and maybe possibly definitely developing nuclear weapons very badly.
Plus they are fucking kebabs.
>>336744016
>y-you're doing it too
Oh look, it's a kindergarten level reply from a child. What a surprise.
>~actually~ it does but your trying to act pseudo intellectual on the internet so i guess retards have their days
Cognition isn't an intellectual word. It's a fairly basic word. But of course, for an idiot, anything beyond grade 10 highschool is "intellectual".
You're proving my point that you lack synapses (this is slightly more difficult word, I'll let you look it up)
>>336732516
>Austria-Hungary hated niggers so much they refused to even colonize and exploit them for economic gain
And here I was thinking I was edgy
>>336744203
sounds pretty hardcore desu senpai
>>336744203
>muh gazillion genocide
>>336716629
Is that Don"pussy destroyer"Roach the Turkish overlord?
Fuck, history is super interesting at times.
What are some good reads for WW 1?
Implying shitaly has any right to banter I this three considering they switched sides
>>336744263
bahaha my god you are just adorable when you try to troll.
since your too obtuse to figure out i was referring to your tries at insulting someone intelligence and appearing the imbecile thyself sire
British, French and Russian alliance are best alliance.
America is okay as well but you guys were late to the party.
RULE BRITANNIA!
>>336744050
Your best reply to someone facetiously claiming to fuck your incredibly homely mother to the point where her dishabille caved-in cunt is spewing forth future siblings is to imply they might actually be female?
Do you just not like your mother? I mean its genetics man, its not your fault she gave you the chromosomal poker equivalent of bridge playing rules. She's got some positives, trust me.
>>336744546
>russians alt+f4ing before the end of the game because "I'm having trouble with my parents brb guys"
Fuck them.
no ottomans no buy
>>336744263
>being this mad
>>336731230
From Serbia, FUCK OFF. This land is our own. German cucks need not apply
>>336744513
You can't claim that a simple word like cognition is trying to look intelligent and a the same time claiming to know know what intelligence is.
You were fairly consistent with your stupidity, but even this is another level of retardation.
>>336744359
They ruled the most stupid region of the planet in a way that was viewed as barbaric by any lens except one that can see what the Daesh are doing right now. The Ottomans were a cruel, slapdash and frankly insane Dynasty that still managed to keep the world's stupidest fanatics (All three major Abrahamic faiths too) chilled for quite some time. and even now just about manages to rule a Islamic majority without getting religious peanut butter in their government chocolate.
Just barely though, shit is on the cusp.
>>336716629
Austria or Germany
>>336744781
You can fuck off too
you fucking started the whole thing by killing Ferdinand.
>>336744846
who said i originally pointing to the word cognition
this is almost as imbecilic as you confusing two people together
you really need to take a reading comprehension course.
>>336744632
If you didn't project your fantasy about catching cocks, then no one would be questioning what's between your legs.
I'm not taking offense, I'm seriously wondering what your sex is.
>>336744781
t. gavrilo
Kill yourself, you filthy fucking slavic nigger. It's all your shitskinned people's fault that the whole war began in the first place and led to the downfall of the most beautiful empire this world has ever seen
I would not even piss on a Serb if he was on fire
Everyday I think of little brown Serbian children being carpet bombed by NATO and smile. Future criminals nipped at the bud
>>336744661
Aye that sucked. It didn't matter because us Scots and our English, French, Irish and Welsh brothers got the job done!
>>336734886
What's with America and always siding with the British?
>>336744996
>who said i originally pointing to the word cognition
>what is grammar?
>you really need to take a reading comprehension course.
Says the moron who can't understand what the word "but" does in a sentence.
>>336745229
>Says the moron who can't understand what the word "but" does in a sentence.
jeez bro dont get so mad :^)
>>336744692
Fuck turkey free Kurdistan. From Scotland.
>>336745021
Why, want to see if mother knows best? You can't go around thinking you're going to get sex from anyone who has been able to stomach talking at you for more than five minutes. Generally you have to buy them dinner first but I realise that might be a bit difficult with your likely earning power coming out of my own disposable income filtered through the bank of Mum and [Absent]'s crack habit.
>>336735595
Spotted the Turk
>>336745312
Nice concession.
>>336745207
What's with Serbia and always contributing nothing to society and fucking up everything with pointless assassinations?
>>336745521
Have a look through the rest of the thread, then come back and tell us what your nationality is so we can feel bad for your motherland.
>>336731230
KAISER
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>>336745186
It's only natural for scots and french to fight side by side. Vive l'Auld Alliance!
>>336745596
nice shifting goal posts
>>336742585
No joke
>>336732550
well the trailer showed some kind of cruiser so maybe
>>336745427
Dude, this is the internet. I don't care if you get offended and you shouldn't see everything as an insult.
I'm just wondering what your sex is. Well... now I'm also thinking your last two post may are anecdotes from your life and your mother and mentioning them is a way for you to cope with the trauma.
>>336745784
im honestly wondering if the zepplin with act kind of like the titan did in 2142
i think they could launch planes and shit off them too
>>336745694
>mfw Croatia
>mfw no longer relevant and being cucked by refugees and by democratic Europe
t-thanks allied powers
>>336745746
No need to be so upset. I was giving you a compliment.
It's not easy for a retard like you to finally give in to the truth.
France fought valiantly in WWI and will probably be jsut a side faction.
Italy won every battle in WWI and will probably be ignored.
US is going to be in.
It's going to be shit.
>>336745872
no.....croatians are bros ;_;
>>336745872
>croatia not relevant
>what are Hidden&Dangerous and Serious Sam
>>336745639
> contributing nothing to society
>>336745838
I will happily tell you what sex I am in trade for answering how seriously you've taken all this. I'll give you as honest an answer as you give me and we can call it a night.
Allies:
British Empire (includes ANZACs)
French Empire
Russian Empire
USA
Italy
Central Powers:
German Empire
Austro-Hungarian Empire
Bulgaria
Ottoman Empire
For DLC or one off maps:
Bedouins/ Arab Rebels
Red Army
Japan
Mexico (what if DLC where they side with the CPs and invade the US)
>>336745951
>projecting and acting this fanny flustered
calm down,it must be nice to play life with training wheels on hey?
>all the glorious untapped WWI banter threads on the horizons
this is going to be fun
>>336746176
>it's an /int/ invades /v/
pls no
>>336746268
not /pol/?
>>336746058
>Serbian autist who only is liked by reddit and fedoras
>>336746114
You've already conceded.
>you will never play as a Russian soldier on the Eastern front going through Brusilov's breakthrough
>you will never see the army degrade and crumble from the inside as industry gets exhausted and communists ramp up the anti-war propaganda back home
>you'll never discover that your closest comrade is actually a bolshevik and be given a choice to join the worker's party or rat him out to the military police
>>336745861
The US experimentation with airborne aircraft carriers was more of a 1920-30s thing. But since we have lady mujaheddin and the Fighting Wewuz im guessing this is more of an alt-history WW1 so fuck it, bring out the Macon.
>>336745963
>implying anyone won the battles of Isonzo
>>336746391
thanks for admitting i am right ahmed
i know it must have been hard for you to swallow all that salt
>>336734539
Ottoman empire was heavily multi-ethnic and multi-religious and was for quite a while one of the better places to be if you weren't mainstream catholic.
>>336723783
>implying that Belleau Wood wouldn't be a GOAT map
>>336746058
Tesla was cool, but only in the same way Stephen Hawking is cool.
>>336746347
>invade
It was anschlussed ages ago kameraden
>>336746469
for some reason i remember the germans giving it a try too...but i might be mixing up time periods as you said
i wonder what the fortified zeppies looked like
>>336746073
Oh don't worry, I wasn't taking your poor attempt at mocking seriously. But I do feel bad about your past.
My country has a sponsoring refugee program, I don't agree with those liberals. I'll see if I can get a "sponsor an abused child" one, so maybe you'd be fortunate enough to get a better home.
But I can't adopt you, sorry.
>>336746112
A Serbia v Bulgaria map would be pretty cool
Also Japan v Germany in Kiautschou or the Pacific would be neat
>>336736396
The twist appears to be that the war action is Hollywood-ized times a dozen, with men shoulder-firing machine guns in charges and none of the months of diseased-trench-waiting.
Also maybe that there was wubstep a century ago.
>>336746347
I'm not sure /pol/ gives a toss about WW1. Not enough nazimemes.
>>336746558
partisan tiem
>>336746496
Well, conceding means changing your position after resisting. So technically yes, you're right now because you've conceded.
Wow, I didn't know you were capable of performing a simple logical statement. I'd give you a candy, but I'm sure your parents told you not to take one from strangers.
>>336746583
Machine guns sticking our of every engine nacelle, the bridge, rear observation port (if present), and dotted along the top like pillboxes.
>>336739191
honestly trianon was really fucked up and i dont see why it was only hungary that got singled out
it would be like the united states losing a war with china, and china making us give texas, NM, arizona, and california back to mexico
>>336746594
Okay, so the implication here is that I had a bad childhood, and this is the only explanation for why I'd be messed up enough to fuck your mother, and you want to give me a refund?
Work on them bantz. Goodnight buddy, enjoy whatever is going on with the other guy. He's more your speed.
>>336746739
if candy is the way you measure your achievement then im good m80
also no one changed a point you remain a illiterate shitskin as i pointed out before you anal cavity exploded
:^)
>>336746672
nein, collaboration zeit
>>336746379
and then I wondered why a survivor of the Austro-Hungarian empire would be on 4chan...
And then I discovered I was talking to a Turk.
REMOVE KEBAB
>>336746664
i would argue plenty of imperial germany memes but i guess those would be kinda related
>>336717874
you side with the arabs who fought against the turks and the caliphate in world war 1
>>336746951
sure thing franz...if you would just come hand me the surrender papers in this here forest....
>>336746880
No, I'd be giving you candy as a way to boost your already low self esteem.
>no one changed a point
You did.
>nog is wearing german uniform
>"Oh he must an Askari that EA put there for progressive brownie points."
>"Whatever, I wonder if anyone else picked that up?"
>all this bitching about the ape on the cover
I sometimes forget how little people need to know history to get by in life. Hopeful this game won't be shit and introduce a lot more folks to WW1 as a subject.
>>336747136
Hieeeeeerrrr Juden Juden Juden!
>>336727594
Because they can be pretty scary I guess.
Some kind of underdogs who are for some reason not insignificant. Really weird.
>>336727569
Because the other parties are just fucking shit up. I mean, I was a few times in Turkey and Ataturk is fucking everywhere. Even non-turks like him and turks themselves idolize him, yet the party he himself founded, wasn't in power since 70s or some shit like that.
Keep in mind that Turkey is a really young nation. I mean just take a glance at its history during the 70s/80s, amazing how it's looking nowadays.
>>336746981
>Serbia's only contribution to the world is an internet meme
>>336746664
/pol/ was never stormfront, we were always truely eternal krauts
>>336746862
Implication is underplaying it.
>the only explanation for why I'd be messed up enough to fuck your mother,
No, just messed up enough to talk about your past and what happened to your mother to complete strangers. But I don't blame you, people need a space to vent. Just keep in mind 4chan isn't your personal blog.
>>336747145
>No, I'd be giving you candy as a way to boost your already low self esteem.
i think you need it more lel
>You did.
annnnd the intellectual failure runs full circle
congrats at least you can win at something even if it is being this slow kek
>>336727225
TURKISH BANE
>>336746981
>>336747225
aww man we were gonna come say hey but your dang train broke again...
>>336747391
>i think you need it more lel
Oh, I'd never refuse candy. But you're so sensitive, you just had to get all stressed out about someone giving you a gift.
>annnnd the intellectual failure runs full circle
Be careful, kid or I'll throw another word that's not complicated (but you'll think it is) at you.You lack cognition.
>>336747321
yes my Deutsche brueder, I may hate you but I hate everyone else just a little bit more
>>336747484
>Başkan Erdoğan, ben MİT değilim
>>336747557
Thats fine, we'll drive
>>336716629
>Entente will be called the Allies
>Only enemies will be Germany and an evil Ottoman government with no support from any of its representatives to make sure there aren't any "evil" Middle Easterners
>Germany will be shown on a map to also own Austria-Hungary
>The entire Balkans will be the Ottoman Empire except for Serbia even though it wasn't
>The Russian Revolution will be DLC, the Whites will be comically evil
>Germany will be depicted as basically teetering into Nazism during the war
Screencap this shit. I'd bet money on this POS holding down history and raping it like a Swedish aid worker.
>>336731230
>Empire
>>336747175
WIR
SIND
DEUTSCH
>>336747592
man you must really be autistic as you say when you cant even tell someones taking you for a ride but ah well
maybe take a holiday and visitfrench and belgian
>>336733268
someone didn't study history. the arabs were all on our side for world war 1 and world war 2 until we betrayed them with israel
>>336747808
two bucks they give you a campaign as a noble german black soldier trying to KEP DOWN DEM EVIL NATIONALIZ
>>336747175
>Askaris will be depicted
Wow, you're giving them a lot of fucking credit, considering they're making an action movie out of quite possibly the most miserable war in human history.
>>336747649
Central power side will be best side.
All the console babies will be playing allies
Pic related: Central Power lobby before entering game.
>>336747808
>The Russian Revolution will be DLC, the Whites will be comically evil
Pls god no
>tfw no alternate history campaign where you liberate Nicky just in time and fuck the gommies into submission
jesius christ whats with all the
>american education
in this thread?
>>336747968
>>336747968
>you cant even tell someones taking you for a ride
You're so incompetent, that you think a failure is now a win. This is a liberal level mentality.
Or maybe you're just a masochist who enjoys being humiliated.
>french and belgian
If I wanted to visit victims of terrorism, I'd go to Iraq instead since it's cheaper.
>>336748140
auf gehts
>>336734539
muslims actually like christians, they are like the chosen people in islam due to being "people of the book (quran)"
jesus is the holiest prophet in islam
they don't like hindus or atheists or non orthodox jews though, since those people are infidels (someone who denies the existence of the abrahamic god: yahwey/allah/god whatever language you use to call him)btw im not a muslim, just an atheist who likes to clear some misconceptions up about the islamig gommunism boogeyman
>>336747756
thanks for the ride but im good
>>336748389
>muslims actually like christians
yeah is that why libya went from 90% christian to 1% christian after they let muslims in
>>336748329
>>336748140
>tfw you will never be an ebin Prussian Junker
Why lads ;_;
>>336748389
Non Muslim Abrahamics were to be tolerated so long as they pay their heretic tax and accept their place as an underclass.
Also accept being enslaved and locked out of certain sections of society.
The Quran is a big book, read it some time.
>>336748319
woah there calm down sparky,letting too much adrenaline into that tiny body of yours
>You're so incompetent, that you think a failure is now a win. This is a liberal level mentality.
Or maybe you're just a masochist who enjoys being humiliated.
>Nice concession.
perhaps you are just too angry to see when you have been BTFO but then again when have Turks been able to see any sort of reason or logic?
>>336748389
>they don't like hindus
Depends, in some cases they were regarded like people of the Book.
>atheists
Muslims don't have a strong opinion of them. Of course they consider atheism contrary to Islam but at the same time, atheists aren't associating idols/deities with God. Shirk (i.e polytheism and idolatry) is seen as a greater sin.
But then again, the views some Muslims had about hindus was more about being pragmatic than the religion.
>>336748398
You sure? We just got some new Henschels in!
>>336748760
sorry my brother showed up with his
>>336748598
Middle East still has significant ancient Christian populations like the Copts, Christians in Lebanon, Assyrians, etc...
Meanwhile, virtually all the Muslims and Jews in Spain were kicked out between during 1492-1600s.
Libya was a always a very tribalistic country, even to this day. That means all you have to do to convert most people there is to convert the tribal leaders. And the rest of the tribe follows.
Libya also went from being a majority Pagan to a majority Christianity very quickly for the same reason.
>>336748654
They didn't always have to pay a tax. there was an Arab Christian tribe in the Levant allied to Muslims who didn't.
Christians payed taxes and so did Muslims (property tax and Zakat tax).
>locked out of certain sections of society.
That's not true, you're confusing Christians and rules having their own laws (for the most part) and being sectionned out.
>The Quran is a big book
Actually it's very short and none of what you mention is mentioned in the Quran.
>>336748760
sorry my brother is coming to pick me up
>>336748663
So after all that time you spent using Google just now, all you learned was adrenaline?
Try harder. You've already conceded anyway, no need to be so emotional about it. Everyone makes mistakes, it's how you fix them!
>>336749072
this is why europe is going to shit retards like you who think letting in millions of muslims is a good thing
>>336749165
hey its okay to be mad when you lost...i mean i know that's tradition for you guys but no need to feel threatened when someone knows a word you cant learn from smearing shit on walls.
its okay i forgive you for being incorrect.
>>336749328
I don't actually have a strong opinion about Muslim immigration in Europe.
>>336749438
Speaking of tradition and frustration, it's not the Turks who keep bringing up ancient genocides and ancient occupation. Last I checked, many people in the Balkans are butthurt about the 500 year old Ottoman rule and people still whine about Constantinopole. Your emotional behavior and crying that you've been doing is a lot like that.
Heck, I'm not even a Turk, but whatever. I'd rather be that than a European cuckold.
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