Secondary weapon/alt fire when? I'm in a fucking mecha designed to fight robot kaiju and all I have is styrofoam bullet miniguns in the name of offense.
>>336698725
>western developers
*shrugs* whadya expect?
>>336698725
Get in close
>tank
>offensive
:^)
>>336699939
>Tanks one shotting people is okay when it's Roadhog
:^)
>>336700109
>Roadhog
>"""""tank"""""
:^)
>>336700109
Who mentioned Roadhog?
Not me
>>336700441
>>336702018
>Say Tank and damage are mutually exclusive
>Have it pointed out that there's a character in the tank listing that literally one shots people
>H-he doesn't c-c-count!
>>336699939
D.va isn't a tank however
>b-but she is listed as a tank!
Junkrat is also listed as defense when he is infinitely more offensive than defensive.
D.Va is shit but I like playing her. Unless I get carried hard, my team is losing, but it's fun.
>>336703363
Play her better. She's a pretty boss defender. Pick the right heroes for the right matches/maps. D.Va has her place.
HEROES IN THE WRONG CATEGORY
>D.VA
>Roadhog
>Symettra
>Junkrat
>>336703549
Nope, every single D.Va I'm against is also harmless. Her ult is also too easy to dodge.
>>336704192
Her ult is intended to force enemies off the point and for when your team is distracting them.
>>336704793
You can run behind a pole and avoid it. You would have to be retarded. Junkrat's is much better in that you can detonate it on command.
>can die and escape at the last minute killing everyone else instead
>wants MORE weapons
stop stop stop stop
>>336703813
Bastion. Instead of the "Defense" category he should be in the "wins games by himself" category
>>336700109
>Road"2shotdropem"Hog
>a tank
>>336705027
>see junkrat wheel coming
>shoot it with my gun
>it falls apart
worst q in the gam
https://my.mixtape.moe/bdrrmi.webm
Dva only good for one thing
>>336705218
>insanely high HP
>can prevent damage to his team proactively by hooking ults or high damage enemies about to kill his allies
>can heal himself to full health every few seconds
>massive hitbox to block hits
definitely a tank
>>336698725
I've never wanted to fuck a fictional character this hard before
>>336703813
All the heroes are in the "wrong" category.
What they're listed as is what they are if you stick strictly to their kit descriptions.
Once you realize the emergent gameplay each hero has they tend to jump category
>Tank
>Headshot area is huge and dead center in the model
>>336705261
It can jump walls and works when you hit someone. At least it doesn't warn everyone with a big visual effect.
Anyone who bitches about D.va just doesn't know how to player her properly.
>Playing Roadhog.
>Tracer sticks me with her bomb.
>Pull her in and take her with me.
>>336706012
>dying to a bomb as roadhog
what
>>336705420
>no shields or way to mitigate damage
>hook is short range and equally exposes himself
>has to stop moving for like 3/4 seconds while you're free to shoot him and negate the entire effect
>gets shot more often
Definitely a bruiser with some very nice utility
Winston needs a fucking Alt Fire.
>>336706103
>hook is short range
You so funny, anon.
>>336706103
>hook is short range
lol what
>>336706103
>hook range needs to be aether pudge range to be good.
You are actually shit at this game.
>>336706103
the hook mitigates damage. You can use it to stop Qs and to save your team mates from combos.
HaHaHaHaHaHa How The Fuck You Get Hooked By Roadhog HaHaHaHa Nigga Just Press S Nigga Just Walk Away Haha
>>336706182
>>336706207
Short range relative to everything else in this game.
He has to really get the drop on you to get a clean hook. Either that or you exposed yourself.
Next time you get hooked and dropped by him think "How did he get me?" instead of "oh that's cheap", shit stop mashing buttons and watch the killcam and you can even see it. He probably did something slick or you exposed yourself.
>>336706374
I never said that. He's a great character and the hook is great too. He's one of my mains actually. My only claim is that he isn't a tank.
>>336706648
Everything "mitigates damage" in that context. You hooking one guy doesn't stop the other 3 from shooting the shit out of you. You can't hook while you're eating either.
>>336706725
This
Is symmetra the worst hero in the game?
>>336706865
Not even remotely. Might not be the best Attacker, but she can lock down a point or a room by herself.
>>336706865
yes
also in the wrong category, 25 regenerative hp to the whole team is not a fucking healer, stick her in defense where she belongs
it's fucking Tassadar all over again
>>336706865
teleport is strong enough to make up for all her other failings.
Hell, I would be very willing to give up a team slot entirely just to have a permanent teleporter to the front lines.
>>336706865
Sure, anyone can be the worst hero when you're bad at playing them.
>tfw no spy hero
>tfw no cuteboy hero
Widowmaker's ass is the reason I've started playing, but I suck at her.
>>336698725
D.Va exists solely to make your dick hard.
>>336706080
Your HP can go below 600.
>>336705301
>when you have to use Chrome just to see a webm and it turns out to be shit
>mech pilot
>korean
wtf
>>336707139
>Waaah the characters are a rip off of tf2
>Waaaaaaah we have no spy hero
fuck off.
>>336707836
It's the future. Korea just got gud.
>>336707836
It's the future. The Japanese have stopped breeding entirely, and the Koreans have taken over.
>One ability literally makes her invincible from all damage including one hit kill ultimate's
>Her own ultimate is suicide bomb that anally destroys Bastions and Torj as well as separate's the enemy team
She's good as is to be honest.
>>336698725
Missile spam RMC ability please
Who's the best partner for mercy if playing with a friend?
>>336708816
My dick
>>336705894
>Hold down autofire, before death ult, it explodes, instantly call down mech.
Rinse le repeat.
>>336708816
pharah
become the hovering homos
>>336709156
Only if you're good
>>336709310
Thanks anon, what about roadhog
>>336709241
>>336709241
You're a shit D.va. Please git gud.
I feel like giving her a single long range attack on like a 20 second cool down or something that damages her at close range and was slow enough to dodge or shoot down just to give her much another option besides left click spam.
>>336709746
Really anyone is good. On defense I see people requesting Bastion with Rein shielding both.
>>336707975
>gook birth rate
Oh the irony, gook birth rate is even worse than the Jap
>>336706865
Nah. What this guy said:
>>336707030
This game is centered around team flexibility. Stop "maining" characters. She shines in defense. When you're on defense, get to your node and plant those fucking laser turrets.
>>336707054
Oh shit, she's in the 'Healer' category?
And all this time I thought she was in 'Support'.
>>336703813
Mei too, but it's more that she need her own "balanced" category, she's as good, if not better, on attack than defense.
The Ice Wall alone allows her to cut off the LoS of a defending team to make her team go forward, she's a frightening 1v1 enemy for a lot of other heroes and is resilient as fuck, making her an extremely good lone flanking hero.
>>336710105
D.Va is good, I made a 23 killstreak with her
>>336703813
I'd say Zarya, but she beefy.
>>336712349
Well, if you clip someone with your shotgun blast and run away when your health dips below 200, it's still your kill.
>>336698725
>it's a literally cringe jap game character but suddenly become gook because lel multicultural and lel gamer
REMEMBER THE RAPE OF NANKING
>>336707238
She looks like a shitty cutesy asian girl character. That only makes socially awkward anime fags hard.
>>336705168
Pick Genji
Press E
Bastion is now dead.
>>336713661
These brothers hate each other pretty much at this point in the lore btw.
>>336713661
>Bastion has above 30 IQ and hears sound cue for deflect
>stops shooting.
>Genji deflects stops
>shoots Genji for .4 seconds
>dead Genji
>>336714162
https://youtu.be/2ixVGOixOiA?t=153
Genji's pretty cool with it.
Sorry for the shitty video but I don't know a place to find the audio clips freely.
>>336713661
Would you fuck Genji's cyborg boipussy?
>>336714267
This is what I don't get about people saying it counters him, or any counter for that matter, because most of the "Counters" is one skill that just needs to be avoided and you win.
>>336714383
>boipussy
>not just pussy
Someone post it
>>336698725
Dunno about a secondary weapon, but it'd be nice if D.Va could manually eject by holding right click for a couple seconds. Maybe she could keep ult% for Call Mech depending on how much health it has when she ejects? That way she could safely hop out and dps with a mech in her back pocket, but wouldn't get any advantage for ejecting if the mech was about to die anyway. I think it'd help to focus the character more on D.Va as a slippery mech pilot. Currently she just feels like a robot with a cracker jack prize inside.
Thoughts?
>>336713661
Doesn't he say ani-chan in Japanese?
>>336714267
Jesus christ are you retarded
no bastion players understand the concept of "stop shooting".
>>336705528
Same I've been drawing fetish art of her since I started playing please help
>>336711942
She's support but everyone else in that category can heal teammates except Symmetra. She belongs more appropriately in Defense
>>336714267
>Bastion players
>Above 30 IQ
Bastion pickers are the reason Genji's a hard counter. The hero's really good against retards.
>>336714267
>sound cue
Bastion tears heroes apart. By that point he's already dead, even more so if he's shooting from a distance. Can they even hear over the sound of their own bullets?
>>336703813
Zenyatta is too much of a glass cannon to be a support. He's a DPS with supportive touches and not a support with DPS touches.
>>336714903
>>336715064
You guys need to stop acting like Genji is this epin hard counter. One ability that lasts for two seconds with a long cooldown that can be easily avoided is NOT a hard counter.
>>336715443
So you ARE retarded
nice to know
>>336702472
Roadhog has nothing to do with the thread. Why did you bring him up? Are you that assblasted over your little mech chink sucking so bad and having everyone mock you because you're whining so much?
I AM A ROAD HOG GOD, THEY CALL ME ROAD GOD, HE IS A TANK BECAUSE HE SUCKS IF THERE TEAM HAS ANY SNIPERS OR OTHER TANKS. HES ONLY GOOD FOR PULLING PEOPLE WHO ARE ULTING HE IS EASY TO KILL IN A ONE V ONE JUST CIRCLE HIM AND IF HE HEALS JUST KEEP GOING ALL IN BUT IF YOU GET HOOKED YOURE FUCKING DEAD. FUCK YOU WIDFOWMAKER YOU GAY BITCH I WILL FUCKING HOOK YOU AND MOUNT YOU, i AM NOT A ROBOT
>>336698725
D.VA is the best Tank if you play it right
I can easily go 30-2 in a game, and stay in the mech suit for a majority of the time. How? By playing fucking defensively and rushing away from 1v1s. DVA is a not a killing character, the idea is to get lots of little hit on lots of people, getting them to run away. the ultimate is good cause it makes everyone run away.
just cause you cant play her like you play CoD doesnt mean it's shit
>>336712987
ok chad
>>336712987
>posting on /v/
>while being a scummy piece of shit normalfag
>>336715443
Buttmad Bastion detected. Maybe you should go cry to some birds about how the bad man with the sword turned you into a lego kit lmao.
If she sucks, why do you still use her? You aren't forced to or anything.
>>336718074
she doesn't, he's just annoyed that she hard counters winston
>>336715290
The game makes enemy sounds louder than yours or your team's for a reason. it also helps to stop shooting when you SEE Genji's green arms go everywhere.
>>336707892
>/v/ is one person
t. you
>>336714809
Could be neat. Faggots would probably start playing zero suit D.Va and try to crush people with the mech though.I would be one of those faggots
>>336713661
any one else thing genji should 1 shot any sniper with deflect?
>>336714267
>Die to a genji TWICE like this in one match
>Wise up and shoot ONE BULLET at him from now on and wait for his reflect to come off
>He continues to die to me now over and over
They don't think it be like it is but it do
>>336719653
He does. It reflects the shot to the center of your crosshair, aim for the Widow's head and she'll kill herself if she shoots. Unless she's pelting you with uncharged shots, but those wouldn't kill you anyway.
>>336714809
yes. That would keep the character on par with Roadhog, cause it would mean if you get hooked you can just run away
>>336706103
>hook is short range
>you're free to shoot him while he's hooking you
You clearly don't even play the game
>>336707139
>tfw your country doesn't get a hero
>>336720094
>bastion player thinks he's smart
if you were smart, you'd play a hero that isn't fucking useless and free kills for the enemy team
>tfw you make a black man look like a raging chimp.
Well played J!NX.
>>336721791
Holy fucking kek is this real?
>>336721953
Yes.
https://twitter.com/PlayOverwatch/status/728702182791372800
>play Zarya
>get hooked by Roadhog
>pop barrier
>kill Roadhog in 3 alt-fires
Is she supposed to be named after this baby? Because that's a nice reference.
>>336722612
no. Its Diva. as in Diva
>>336721475
Funny cause I get the most kills on my team as bastion half the time I play him. Sounds like you need to get sentience cause playing him is the easiest thing I've ever fucking seen.
>>336722703
There's no i though, it says D.Va
DVA LITERALLY CANNOT BE STOPPED
SHE CAN BLOW HER OWN FUCKING MECH UP
ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR
>>336722863
It's a play on words you clutz.
>>336717092
Roadhog's existence shows that the problem in D.Va's design is fixable. Tanks and high damage do not have to be mutually exclusive.
>>336722612
Are you serious? It's a play on the word "diva".
>>336722870
Bastion, Lucio and Pharah can all kick her shit
Can I please have some Dva tips from people who played her a fair share of time?
All I know is that I should hit and run a lot.
>>336712987
So most of the playerbase? Normies don't play Blizzard games except Wow.
>>336723169
Use the boost to attack from unexpected angles. (You can fly with it)
Honestly I think Diva's problem is her lack of versatility. I never die to her unless I walk around a corner and she's in my face. She either needs better minigun damage or more mobility.
>>336722801
Ok I'm not the guy you replied to, but Bastion is the easiest class to counter. Sure, you can get a lot of kills again noobs but it is a lower tier character
>>336723215
>Normies don't play Blizzard games except Wow.
Where have you been?
Do you exist in one of those cults that denies the existence of the ultra-popular Hearthstone?
Musical Basketball American needs a fucking nerf.
>have one on your team
>passively have 800 health and extra damage on every single character
>>336723327
Or just make her have a minigun alt fire instead of her main shotgun things.
>>336723327
Her Dash should do more damage when it hits enemies, and not knock them backwards further from her weapon spread grouping. That'd be good I think.
>>336706103
>most hp in the game
>can heal half of it in a second
>the cd of his heal is one of the lowest cds in the game
I'm loving this game so far, but is the only way to obtain the currency or whatever going to be out of crates? Seems like it'd be a pain as you get to higher levels.
>>336723397
It's pretty simple. Get high up, turret mode,shoot. I don't know the exact damage but his regular assault rifle feels better than Soldier 76's. The only people who feed as bastion are the ones standing directly on the objective without their team.
How strong is the PC in this game?
>>336723478
>extra damage
What?
>>336723716
Political correctness? None that I can tell.
>>336723716
All it's missing is a guy in a wheelchair
>>336723716
I haven't heard him say anything other than DROP THE BEAT
>>336705107
>Turn the corner and you're safe
It's effective in open areas. You can hide behind the payload and not get hit.
>>336723169
D.Va is all about hit and run, and picking when, where, and who you fight. You know when the enemy has a really good Widowmaker picking off all your team? D.Va can just use her shield and boosters at the same time to get in her face and kill her in two seconds.
She's also amazing for pushing in entrenched Bastions/Turrets, or completely countering a ton of Ults. Don't use your shield randomly, always keep it on hand. It's your most important ability and a well-timed shield can completely shut down an enemy team while yours demolishes theirs.
It's all about knowing when you have to fly off solo and chase down their support/snipers, and when you have to group up with your team to shield them during big pushes. She's a great tank on Offense because of this, but on Defense she isn't that great of a choice unless you're having a HUGE problem with Widowmaker.
does bastion need to exist? what a shitty fucking character that ruins everything it touches.
>first game of Overwatch
>Play D.VA because robots and cute girls
>don't die
>play of the game
>18-0
SO GOOD
>>336723951
I don't get it, it's just a Jet Set Radio black man. It's not a genderfluid fat multiracial disabled muslim.
>Zarya is my best character
>isn't even cute
>skins make her look worse
why
>>336707238
she looks like she's wearing an EVA suit. and I love it.
>>336723716
>shitskin indian who can manipulate reality that only seeks to help the world
>nigger who fights for political correctness with music
>robots who are super peaceful and murdered 4noraisin by terrorists
>The Ukranian Dyke based off of a feminist blizzard employee(I'm not joking about this look it up.)
>white men are the following: soldiers, rednecks, unstable individuals, terrorists, and violent people living by old traditions
>they've already announced that they're going to push for LGBT characters
>>336724001
winston is better for assassinations
Junkrat is so fun to play
>set traps
>Use Rip Tire to unsuspecting enemies
>>336707238
All the female characters do. The game's whole cast was designed by a marketing executive.
>>336724269
Holy crap, where did they announce that?
Blizzard is really going downhill...
>>336723169
She is complete shit.
Huge head and body hitbox, awful damage, Projectile block is nearly invisible to allies so nobody knows when to hide behind you, your ability to kill anyone is the worst out of all the tanks.
Blizzard and the retards who "tested" the game seem to overvalue her ultimate.
You're better off playing any of the other tanks.
>>336724262
D.va
Eva
Get it?
>>336724269
I can stand LGBT if it's a flaming homo with cheesy lines or a trap who is dressed and sounds girly, but the voice cracks and sounds manly as fuck when angry.
>>336724497
>>336724269
What political correctness? All he says is
>TURN IT UP
>DROP THE BEAT
>IM OFF THE HOOK
Jesus, /v/ makes him look like fucking Al Sharpton but it's just a black kid on roller skates.
>>336722612
It's a play on Diva. "D." is her team tag because she's esports
>>336724356
>tfw blowing up Rip Tire with Pharah's rockets because Junkrat player over-extends himself
This game is shallow as fuck.
>pick the huge guy with the shield
>pick the healer negro or healer lady
>you've now won every KOTH game
>>336724356
Getting a Rampage with Rip Tire feels so good,
>>336724269
thats funny you mention zarya cause apparently ruskies hate omnics in overwatch, so they're definitely not sjw.
>>336724671
>play against bad players with tank+medic combo
>surprised when you win
>>336707238
i wanna nerf that
>>336698725
>Try D. Va out first match
>19 and 6 when I never played it before
>Try a couple other heroes next match, go negative with all
>Try her again
>16 and 2
OP you gotta air boost in. You got fucking shotgun canons with infinite ammo, get up close with her designated get up close power and fuck 'em up, then once shit's destroyed it's no biggie since your pistol does lots of damage and you're a tiny target
I can literally solo Hanzos while mechless without taking any damage. She's easily my best hero.
>Start overwatch for the first time
>4 teammates pick widowmaker and don't none of them switch
welp
>>336724671
More like
>play as Bastion
>sit at chokepoint in turret mode
>instagib anyone who runs by
>get play of the game
>me after eating Taco Bell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gW_Moc_KIvU
>>336724947
you are just playing against shit players though, she is pretty bad when you reach average players.
She needs to not slow down so much while shooting.
For some reason I can't hit jack shit at close range. With characters like Tracer and D.va I just can't secure kills. My mouse is probably shit, but for some reason my accuracy is terrible in this game. It's like as soon as I get in a firefight with somebody it's already gg.
>>336723641
All bastions feed
you're giving ult meter and you need to stop fucking playing bastion
>people actually like D "Time to raise my APM!" VA
christ i hate neo-/v/
give me a tier list I am a tryhard
>tfw overwatch girls
>>336725376
Same, man. While I haven't tried it yet someone suggested lowering mouse sensitivity to 4.
>>336725441
Her VA is ass but that doesn't stop her from being a semon demon
>>336725639
i cant like her when i know her voice. i hear it every time i look at her. i wanted to like her until i fucking heard that fucking shit
>>336717491
This.Getting kills as D. VA isn't even that hard since you can rush/flank with the knowledge that you can get away safely 90% of the time
Is Genji broken? Or is everyone so retarded to not get around deflection? I demolish everyone when I play with him while attacking
>>336714267
>Bastion has above 30 IQ
stopped reading there
>get a 39 kill streak
>0 after-match upvotes
>bob marley runs around like a retard passively healing everyone
>7 upvotes
>>336698725Meka isn't supposed to fight Kaiju. It is a delivery package, the shots will get their attention, and the monster would then rip D.VA out of the mech, mercilessly rape her, and the worlds' military will nuke the monster while it's distracted.someone make a comic of this happening please.
>>336724605
He's literally a communist
look his lore up dumbass
Or you can play a better game
Whats /v/ gonna play when waifu fortress becomes stale? Or are you gonna move to whatever has "cute women"?
>>336725902
People are beginning to lose respect for Genji, Soldier 76 and especially Bastion. I've seen them scammed out of commendations plenty of times. Though with Bastion it's expected.
>not going all soldier 76
Soldier 76 works in EVERY situation, hes the only character that can sprint, has a grenade launcher, and a fucking heal THAT STACKS with other soldier 76's heals
>>336725902
>Play Mercy
>Heal around 10k health
>Participate in 70% of all team kills
>A Widowmaker that got an 8 kill streak gets the commendations
I just don't.
>>336725902
Don't worry,be happy
>>336724605
He's basically a jetset radio character
and thats a good thing
My friends and I have not lost a single game as full Soldier 76 setup.
Nothing in the game can stop that much firepower.
>>336724269
>tfw Roadhog and Junkrat are the most agreeable characters
Fuck Omnic scum. Robots are evil and must be exterminated.
>>336706865
I feel that nobody knows how much mitigation her shield buff adds. It feels that it's straight mitigation, not just extra hp from a shield layer.
>Play Reinhardt
>Enemy capturing the point
>Ult, knock everyone down
>Charge in, knock everyone away except the guy I pin
>Kill pinned guy, shield up to avoid dying
>Team revived, comes back
>Successful defense
>Saved the game for my team
Reinhardt is best merc.
>>336726231
I've begun to verbally thank Mercy's that have the good goddamn sense to heal the tanks and other DPS heroes on low health. I love love love a competent Mercy. Though if there's a Mercy and a Lucio on the same team the Lucio will always absorb the commendations.
>>336725902
>it's a Mercy pressed Q "play" of the game
>It's a Bastion held down LMB "play" of the game
>It's a Torbjorn watching his turrent get kills "play" of the game
>>336705168
>Pick McCree
>Press E
>Right click
Bastion is so hard to counter
>Overwatch
>more than one weapon
l o l
>>336726483
>turrent
cut that out.
>>336726483
I've done three games so far and all I've seen is bastion highlight reels.
>>336725902
That's what you deserve for playing widowmaker.
>>336726483
>turrets
Fuck em and their sniper range
>>336726603
This.
Bastion is fucking broken, the only people who defend that are the shitters who main him.
>>336726292
Isn't Roadhog Samoan?
>>336724001
So what you are saying is, she is only good in 1v1 situations (and even then only against some heroes), she is way more reliant than using her powers at the right time and to get in to do stuff you use them all up whens others can get in easier without doing so.
>She's also amazing for pushing in entrenched Bastions/Turrets,
By being a wall for 5 seconds? Just play any other character with a shield and they do this better.
>>336705168
>Bastion's damage fall off with distance, he is countered easily with snipers or anyone whose damage doesn't fall off with distance (i.e. Pharah, Zenyatta)
>Bastion can be pulled out of turret mode with Boss Hog
>A decent Tracer can juke the fuck out of him
>A decent McCree will stun grenade him and fan the hammer on him
>Genji's E. "lololol let go of LMB" I have yet to see a Bastion that is paying enough attention to actually do that.
>Mei's wall
>Actually, Mei entirely will counter Bastion
>Reinhardt's wall will give the team enough time to get close and shut down Bastion
>Junkrat can bounce shit around walls at Bastion
>D.VA can rush him with shields up, then bump him out of turret mode. Then shred him.
>Symmetra can RMB him to death
Apply yourself
>>336726483
>2 revolver kills on the point followed by 3 ulti kills
>potg is 2 random ass kills with bastion as a turret camping in a closet
Fuck this game, I literally won the fucking game goddamnit
>be slav
>can't figure out if I should pronounce her name "Diva" or "Dva"
>Right click as Tracer is just another button for dash instead of some form of alt fire
>>336725902
>86% kill participation
>42 kill streak
>all gold medals after the match
>zero commendations because Tracer used her Q on three guys
>>336709241
>before death ult
How to spot a shit D.Va
>>336726054
hell no you delusional twat.
>>336726749
Not that I've heard of.
I thought he and junkrat were both Aussies.
>>336724947
So you boost in and have a fight. Now most of your health is gone and everything is charging still, if you are lucky and no one else was around you can run and heal. More likely you get blown up and are now playing a shitty character with no powers and a mediocre at best gun
Why play this character over the many with multiple movement options, with better damage at all ranges and don't have to skirt buy in a shitty mode?
>>336698725
>made to fight Kaiju
But it's like 7 feet tall at the most.
I don't really care for anime but I love D-va, fun character, fun design, really enjoy playing it. I think I might main her on release.
>>336726720
>pop soldier 76 ult
>get insta gibbed by turret
>could have gotten a quad
Fuck that dwarf
>>336726592
>Mercy
>Torbjorn
Honorable mentions who sort of have two weapons:
>D.Va (mech cannons/pilot pistol)
>Widow (Same gun, two very different attacks)
>Mei (Same gun, two very different attacks)
Most classes have one, but come on man.
>>336726483
>turrent
Fucking die
>>336724982
War Never Changes (TM)
explain how I do decent damage as Dva. I basically have to be point blank and if I dash towards people then they get knocked back and can easily back away so my shots dont do shit.
>>336726595
>>336727234
It was legit an accident
sorry lads
>>336727138
I'm not sure you understand what anime is. Anime is animation that comes from japan.
D.Va is a korean gamer girl in an american developed video game.
>>336698725
Protip: The center of the mech is actually a large head-hitbox (largest in the game), so if you want to give D.Va's hell, aim for the center and laugh as their health melts away.
>>336727138
D.Va is Korean, baka. She's supposed to be a k-pop idol.
>>336725902
>Block 25k damage as Reinhardt on a payload map.
>Junkrat with a triple kill Rip Tire gets 9 commendations
Just fuck my shit up familia
>>336727378
but muh dashing head first in with shitty shield
>>336724269
>>they've already announced that they're going to push for lesbos characters
Remember, this is based blizzard no homogay.
This game is randomly causing my computer to just turn off and restart. I've checked temps and they are fine. I'm playing DS3, FO4 and Witcher 2 on the same comp with no problems.
What the hell?
>Everyone claiming D.Va isn't a tank and then saying she sucks at what she does
Have you ever thought that maybe you need to git gud? Pro tip, all your abilities cool down super fast. Booster jets can get you in and/or out of a fight like nothing else so your shotguns can actually do damage and your e makes you invincible to bullets from the front and is also on a ridiculously short timer letting you take the lead and absorb the damage for your team.
Jump in, get attention, invincibility, jump out.
>>336727449
POTG overvalues kills at the expense of all other forms of team contribution. It's why you so often see the POTG go to some Bastion sitting in a corner blowing people up.
>>336726483
>Kill 3 people with a surprise aerial D.Va Ult
>Look forward to the Play Of The Game
>It's fucking Mercy resurrecting people
>>336707238
More like DV.DA amirite?
>>336726862
Oi, Sergei
It's a pun. Pronounce it Diva like how you're supposed to.
Unless you meant "Dih-vah" and not "Dee-vah", use the latter.
>>336707836
It's because her backstory is that she was a Starcraft player and has the reflexes and skill needed to pilot the mech.
>>336724269
[Citation needed]
>defenders win 90% of games
fun
>Playing Genji
>Use ult instead of my sonar thing because I do that sometimes
>Kill 3 people with it and get PotG
>>336727629
>It's fucking Mercy resurrecting people
I call bullshit. Supports don't get play of the games for doing support shit.
What is the penalty for leaving too many games?
Not that I'm leaving games or anything haha
>>336722612
Diva+EVA (an anime about mechs)
>>336703363
>AVERAGE D.VA PLAYER
>>336727790
Yes they do.
Earlier I got Mercy reviving 2 people then healing 3 more
It was shit
>>336727548
>Booster jets can get you in and/or out of a fight like nothing else
No they don't, 5 seconds is a while in this game especially when characters like tracer have multiple boosts plus bites the dust.
>and your e makes you invincible to bullets from the front
Which lets you do fuck all in the mean time, at best walk/boost forward while they run away and more guys come so when it drops you are fucked
Is zarias shield thing negates all damage for a given time frame or does the shield collapse if enough DPS has been "absorbed"?
Does Mercy heal regenerate Bastion's shield?
>>336724605
he reminds me of a jet set radio type of dude.
What do the commendations even do?
>>336707238
Dick. inVocalAsset ?
>>336727790
I too chuckled when I saw Mercy had options for her PotG pose, because, "there is no way she'd ever get one, right?"
I was wrong
Do you have the moves, /v/?
someone link me a vid of a GOOD d.va player
>>336726937
>How to spot a shit D.Va
>>336710105
>You're a shit D.va. Please git gud.
You battle it out with your auto attacks and blocking, then when you're low health, you throw your ult at them and it auto refreshes your mech. You retards aren't just rushing the fuck in there at full health to ult are you?...
Anybody seen any other funny bot names?
>>336728228
His wallrunning is pretty ridiculous when you play around with it, you can gain a lot of altitude with him.
Hey, anons, what sensitivity should I play at if I have my DPI at 1600? I'm able to get a decent amount of eliminations, but my aim is still off.
>>336727952
5 seconds is not a long time for how much HP D.Va has, especially combined with her E. Maybe not boosting into the middle of 5 people good but there you're just being retarded. Use it to chase, I've never had a trouble hunting running tracers or reapers as D Va.
>literally freeze people in place as mei
>get a free headshot
>people think this is hard
you even get free invincibility if you fuck up jesus christ
>dva can be hurt through her shield
whats the point?
>>336728243
Yes, because it's incredibly unlikely you'd just so happen to be at critical health when there is a good opportunity for an ult, aka 3+ enemies in an open area not paying attention to you and/or being unable to take cover.
Using the ult at low HP to get a free mecha is the equivalent of wasting your uber on a random scout passing by just so you can survive long enough to take cover in TF2.
>>336714857
Ani (short for aniki) is slang for bro and is a term of endearment used by younger siblings in japanese.
>>336726794
Agreed, but give a Bastion a decent support and it's fucking disgusting - can stop a lot of the listed.
>>336728228
>that FoV
>weapon and left arm takes up most of the screen
>>336728586
>5 seconds is not a long time for how much HP D.Va has,
It goes down quick enough that it barely seems like more. Characters like Tracer don't have to wait, characters like Reaper have multiple skills to get in and out
>. Use it to chase, I've never had a trouble hunting running tracers or reapers as D Va.
So instead of doing anything useful like the objective you are chasing around looking for people in random spots? That doesn't make you an effective member of the team especially for a fucking tank
And even if I pretend you are right. Others characters are better are getting in, other characters have multiple options to get in and out, multiple characters have a decent chance against more than one tracer you found wandering around the map not doing anything and multiple characters can actually be a fucking tank. Many characters do what you propose much better
>>336728762
It's only for projectiles and for your front.
>>336728963
No, ani literally just means older brother.
>Move a Payload Map
>Have a Bastion on your team
>Tries to go turret on top of the payload
>"It worked in AI Matches"
>>336723215
>Normies don't play Blizzard games
She looks like this one streamer called Pokimane. Could probably cosplay her.
>>336729372
It works well if paired with a support - but yeah fodder Bastion otherwise.
>>336729372
Can still sorta-work with a Mercy glued to its ass, if the enemy team comes in packs of 2 people tops
>>336726862
It's supposed to be pronounced Diva. It's a pun name, because americans are at the mental level of a 13 years old.
>>336729539
Depends on the map too.
On several of the maps Mercy + Bastion can 2v6.
>>336727138
"HEHEHE NERF THIS"
I hate everyone in overwatch
they're so annoyingly obnoxious and not even in a way that TF2 was fun and interesting.
In TF2 you had interaction between all characters and had special quotes with relationships and all that with really well done voice acting along with talented writers and a dedication to the game.
In Overwatch I just get a bunch of off-brand references to memes, anime, and video games instead of being able to enjoy fun and interesting characters that were made with the concept of originality in mind.
I just get annoying gooks shouting about how good they are at starcraft and Japanese shouting random shit in their language along with the Ultimates making the game a complete clusterfuck
>>336727729
http://blizzardwatch.com/2015/11/07/overwatch-will-diverse-include-gay-characters/
faggot
>>336729498
>>336729539
Well he didn't have a Mercy so the entire game was him waddling up to the Payload and getting ripped to shreds by two Widowmakers and a Torbjorn Turret waiting for him.
Few seconds later he'd go waddling back.
>>336705894
Why is she even laying down inside the mech? that's not ergonomic at all
>>336729827
You are /v/ crystallized
Enjoy not liking things.
>>336729372
I honestly prefer Tornbjorn doing that shit if some cunt thinks he's being cheeky doing that just because it doesn't require a Mercy and/or Reinhart
>>336729827
Go play TF2 then.
>>336729827
but this literally happens in Overwatch too
>>336729372
>payload map
>enemy team has a Bastion, Mercy, and Reinhardt
gg
>>336729898
What a tool.
Seriously though after going Mercy + Bastion with a friend for several games and not losing a single one - this feels fucking crazy.
What support should I focus on mastering?
>>336729946
>enjoy not liking things
I like TF2 though, I explained that in my post meanwhile Overwatch is just a bunch of forced memes in characters along with PC bullshit being forced in from real life.
I don't want political shit ruining a game or some off-key shit being said about "GIRL POWER"
fuck off
>>336729908
because its powered by anal thrusting like the bike in in that one South Park episode
>that mecha skin for Pharah
>that gurren lagann skin for Reinhardt
Fuck, those skins are pretty good.
>>336730129
>mastering
You can't play the game for more than ten minutes?
No really none of these characters take any time to master, the skill floor is the skill ceiling
>>336728948
Kinda sounds like you're bad or you don't know how to team fight.
>>336703813
Reaper is always better on defense
>>336730143
Holy shit do they even talk that much in Overwatch?
You are the classic inverse SJW that cries about literally ANYTHING the references gender or some stupid bullshit.
Are you a virgin? You know what don't answer that. I think I know the question.
>>336724947
>First match.
>Lvl 1's against other level 1's.
Please come back once you've gained some levels.
>>336730129
Lucio if you're you like being on the front lines - preferably behind a tank however.
Mercy if you have a Mcree, Soldier and/or Pharah worth a damn that can make use of your damage amp.
Zenyatta on Defense with lots of self sustaining allies like Mei and Roadhog. Along with mobile allies that know where medpacks are like Tracer, Genji and Reaper.
Symmetra if you're on defense or if you're not pushing a cart and if you have a Lucio, Mercy or Zenyatta on your team.
>>336730129
I'd say Lucio if you really want to support.
Mercy is basically the tf2 medic, all you need to get used to is the flying sprint mechanic.
The monk is more of an attack character with a side of support moves.Nobody plays Symmetra
I'm amazed how overwatch attract passive aggressive tryhards.
The Major when?
What's the most retarded potg you have ever seen?
>potg is reaper
>kills bastion
>bastion gets revived immediately
>bastion is such a retard he doesn't even turn to look at reaper
>reaper kills him again
>>336698725
>small breasts, but not flat
When did this become the best fetish?
>>336730143
I rest my case.
>>336730539
>Symmetra
Who?
>>336730554
>tryhards
I can't take anyone who uses this phrase seriously.
Tbqh famicom.
>Open Beta fags will never experience the horror of double Zenyatta, double Genji, Symmetra wombo combo teams
>>336730327
>The guy who can use the character to get easy triple kills is bad
>The one who only uses it to get one lucky kill then bitch about how the character is shit is "good at team fights"
>>336726794
Possible to beat does not mean not unbalanced.
Bastion fucking your life up is far easier to do than any of those solutions. His turret damage needs to be reduced by about 20% and needs a 20% longer reload time
>>336730539
>Symmetra
My only gripe with her is the lack of some form of a better heal/regen mechanic - why have only shields when you can more with other sups.
Her turrets and portal are good though.
Wow are the shitters still falling for the "Bastion is OP meme" ?
Today i killed 2 Bastions with one Genji E, if this bastion shilling goes on, maybe i can my solo teamkill with one genji E by the ende of the Beta
>>336725902
>play lucio
>have a solid 4 minutes of objective time on payload
>get 1 like on my commendation
>Genji gets 7 likes with 11 eliminations
i dont even
>>336730607
>Entire enemy teams goes on the left spawn exit on that city map.
>A Reinhardt charges them and knocks all 6 off, manages to hit the corner and save himself.
>He does it again in the same match not even a minute later.
How do you fall for this shit at level 30+?
>>336728762
>Don't gain ult for protecting your team with it.
>Don't gain jack shit for it at all.
>Block ultimate with it.
>People have already dispersed so I just look like a dumbass jumping out to block something I could just sidestep.
>tfw the people you revived with Mercy seems to have alt tabbed after dying to do something else during spawn time and turn into free kills for the other team
Every fucking match
>>336731010
Was the Bastion alone?
>>336730827
They overnerfed Symmetra's shields because of that comp and frankly Zenyatta was to blame for that almost entirely.
Still better than NA's Apestack comp with Lucio and 2-3 Winstons.
>>336730827
>Entire team is Bastions when they had their shields and a Lucio.
>>336731028
Welcome to Support Hell
>Support has 12k healing with 50% of killing assists
>Better commend Reaper for eating those 7 souls!
>>336731028
Casuals only care about cool kills etc.
>>336731170
Tracer fucking reamed shield-Bastion due to his inabilty to turn 180 degrees. Yeah it was rough building up that ult to kill him but you made him your bitch each and every time you did.
>>336731239
>>336731028
Shut up you fucking healer cucks and watch my play of the game as based Bastion
>>336731112
2 Bastions and a Mercy, she dmg buffed one of them. They died faster than they could react.
>>336726389
fucking this,
>be playing whatever english map witht he red area at the end
>early game, rush to objective as riendhardt
>pin and kill one guy
>post up behind objective with shield popped
>my whole team moves in unloading on everyone thats focused on me
>take objective
>proceed to steamroll the payload with me mercy and bastion sitting on objective
feels good man
>>336731326
>[holding down LMB intensifies]
>>336731358
They must be retarded, no offence to you or anything - I agree Genji does well vs. Bastions.
But with a Mercy - all she has to do is either heal (Genji will often still kill, but most fail), or just rev the Bastion while Genji is on cd.
>Team Tips
>There's too many snipers
like clockwork
>>336725902
>Hanzo get his ult on two assholes
>Get the replay
>>336731239
Well play on EU servers... had a 20 kill streak with reaper - but better vote for the healer that did like 1k healing
>>336727746
ugh i fucking wish, i got PotG stolen by some shitwhistle playing reaper
>be genji
>use ult and get a penta with each enemy being in a different position
>"oh im definitely getting PotG for that"
>10 Minutes later
>watching end game
>"PotG, reaper"
>mfw he used his ult and let the game play itself and still got PotG with LESS kills than i had with mine
fuck reaper, shits easy mode
>>336731010
So what you're saying is every team should be composed of 4 bastions and 2 genjis
Thank god you aren't in charge of balancing video games. Having a solution to a Bastion does not mean it is balanced, just that it's not literally impossible to deal with.
>>336731816
Been playing on EU since closed - literally never had this.
But fair deuce.
>>336730887
>Junkrat LMB spam
>Hard
>McCree E into RMB
>Hard
>Press E with Genji
>Hard
>Press E with Mei
>Hard
>Hold LMB and run circles around Bastion with Mei
>Hard
>Hold RMB and W with Reinhardt
>Hard
>Press LMB with snipers/Phara/Zenyatta
>Hard
>Press Shift into RMB with Roadhog
>Hard
git gud. It's as easy to rek a Bastion as it is breathing.
>b-but muh bastion babysitter
Shoot above Reinhardt's shield with Pharah and splash damage Bastion, Rein, and the Mercy. Enjoy your triple kill.
>>336731595
Most Bastions glue down their lmb, you don't say "hello im genji im gonne push E now" you press it b4 they can see you and then move into their line of fire... works 90% of the time.
>>336732002
But I don't want to play Pharah.
>>336732171
>Not playing delicious brown Samus
pls
>>336731816
Nobody likes you, Bastion.
>>336732134
True - I guess I was on comms with my friend so we spotted every Genji from a mile off.
>>336732171
>tfw want to play pharah but her ult is the worst in the game
>>336732261
I don't mind her, but I don't main her.
I really like Reinhardt and Widow atm.
>>336732335
Get that teamwork flowing son, her ult is godly when paired with zarya's ult
>>336731325
>Playing Tracer on the Hollywood map.
>Bastion in the corner near the large doors.
>Come up behind him after going all the way around.
>Start unloading on him, he 180s to me instantly while firing.
>I zip straight through him, he 180s to me AGAIN while reloading.
>Zip two more times through him, he keeps me deadlocked while reloading.
>Get my Q and blow him up while he kills me.
>Kill cam shows him warping to me every time I zip.
Let the hackers cometh.
>>336732261
I'm surprised they didn't do a palette reminiscent of Sammy.
Closest we have is the yellow skin.
Guess they're worried about getting sued
>>336707139
>Not sneaking behind enemy lines as Genji
>>336732429
I wish I even got Zarya's, or any tank on my teams.
>>336732473
They're probably more terrified at a possible backlash over >MUH WITEWASHIN
>>336705168
i'm getting tired of posting this webm already.
>>336731919
Bastion is one of the easiest things to counter in the game, he has a high skill potential with a very low skill ceiling but thats why there are plenty heros that shit on him.
It is intentional in the game design that you constantly change the teamcomp to be able to get the current objetive... If people think Bastion is OP because they can't be bothered to change their hero to take care of him into, i dont know the 5 options available that shit on him, they probably deserve to see LMB play of the games all the time.
>>336732650
Leave her skin colour the same, just the suit is what I meant.
>>336732416
Hey, Reinhardt is a blast to play and possibly one of my favorites right now, but a big part of overwatch is about switching it up as the situation dictates. It'll do you good to learn a wide array of characters.
>>336732651
>Bastions left on their own
So innocent, they almost seem cute.
>>336732768
I don't see why they would have any issue, it's not like Nintendo has a copyright on the colors yellow and orange.
>>336732872
If I played this seriously, yeah for sure.
But I'm not buying the game full price, hasn't impressed me enough.
Either I'll wait for a sale or F2P then get it - as it seems like a fun game to let off steam, but not much more.
> my potg was a team wipe objective clear with Mei
thick chink is best chink
>>336698725
D.Va is probably one of the most fun heroes to play as. Firing off meka into the team andit exploding is fucking great. Ramming people off shit and into the abyss is satisfying, and flying back up after some shmuck tried knocking you into a pit fall only to rail on them is hilarious.
Spamming ;) and bunny hop all day, err day, tagged the can of salt after getting a team kill on a capture the point and half of the enemy team just left.
>>336732964
That wouldn't even be copyright anyway, sorry my IP autism slipped out.
Shame really would be cool.
>>336707975
>>336707836
even though there are two japanese characters and one korean
Japan just decided, atleast in this world, to augment
>>336733073
D.Va better suits a Samus pallete, with the skin tight suit and the mech suit. Can even kind of make the top half of the mech look a bit like Samus' ship.
>>336703813
There's no "shit" category for symmetra
>>336732002
>Shoot above Reinhardt's shield
You know he can just look up right?
>>336698725
>no armor on the arms
>glass instead of armor in the front
>literally the most likely parts to get hit in a fight
a single shell or burst fire would disable this "mech"
>>336728963
He still says ani instead of onii.
>>336730607
>Mercy kills a single person with her pistol
>That's it
>>336733007
I need Mei being bullied pics
>>336730607
I got a 4k using reinhardt's ult and then fireballing the niggas, and the play of the game was the soldier behind me killing literally 0 people and just contributing a bit of damage
Can we all take a few seconds to appreciate the tanks? These guys never get PotG, barely ever gets mvp (and if they do they don't even get tips like healers), lead the charge and cover your retreat, and are the real reason moronic Mccree live to ult another day.And pic related has the best "alt fire" in the game.
>>336705168
>tfw Zarya main
thanks for the free energy
>>336730607
>D'Va using her Q
>Immediately falls off a cliff and dies
>Explosion (that's not on screen) goes off and gets the kills
>>336725902
>Play Reinhardt in liter any mode
>Make myself a target by doing nothing but shielding
>Team gets smashed hard
>Get end of round mention for blocking 25k+ nothing damage
>>336734765
He's the only character that doesn't have skins that look extremely out of place.
Love it.
>>336730607
Dwarf man activating his ultimate and having his turret get a quad kill on the other side of the map
>>336725902
Offence characters are treated like DPS classes in MMO RPGs in this game
Commendations never ever
>>336729614
>Americans
>British people are the ones who created Overwatch
this game will only be fun once hanzo is removed from it
>>336705894
She's pretty fun. That infinite ammo so you can just fire non stop without reloading is nice. Pretty good for keeping the attackers at bay.
>>336734765
zarya ult that catches multiple people is guaranteed potg
>>336734765
>tfw zenyatta will NEVER get the potg
>>336698725
This ugly bitch reminds me of pic related
>>336698725
>>336733898
look I fixed it. The only way to make a mech viable is if it were a tank the grand majority of the time and cruised around rather than talk. Low profile, weapon arms as as rotating turret. No exposed sections, thick frontal torso and thick armored legs. No glass, no windows. Multiple redundant optics in protected areas.
A sentry working as infantry support. Legs allow for rubble and hostile terrain. Pilot wears an F-35 type helmet that provides a 360degree "seethrough" of the mech around them.
It's not hard to make fucking grounded designs.
>>336704192
Not with low mobility chars. The range on her ultimate is so far if she does it near you there's no way you can get out in time.
>>336735674
Reimi a cute tho
>>336731239
>souls consumed
Why is that even a thing?
>>336735759
No need to get away.
Just get behind him.
Why the hell would anyone ever play Soldier 76?
You've got all those fun, unconventional FPS characters with unique playstyles, but no, 76 players decide to play as the most bland and uninspiring character there is in the game that they have already played through every modern FPS there is.
76 players are the equivalent of 20-something year old manchildren who still order mcnuggets since their childhood.
>>336736019
he's the easiest character to win as
so it's a decision of if you want to win, or if you want to have funi have both
>>336736019
same reason people love to play as stormtroopers or wear their armor instead of being a faggot jedi or boba fett.
>>336705698
cant wait to support as tracer
my opinions on how to improve D.Va:
>her movement speed is not lowered when firing
>alternatively, a secondary fire that is effective at medium range
having to be 2 feet away from an enemy to deal damage while being completely immobile means you're most likely gonna die before them
also her shield is rather useless, the time it stays on could be increased
while I'm at it, here are my opinions on how to improve Zenyatta:
>he can apply his two special orbs to himself
>the harmony orb heals him (like it does t allies)
>the discord orb raises his movement speed (I thought about increasing his damage but movement makes more sense)
there, suddenly the robot jesus won't die at absolutely every encounter
>>336724262
She's basically Mari. I'm glad Blizzard found a use for her character, since Anno sure as hell didn't.
Also her shield is vaguely AT FIELD shaped if you really want to reach.
>>336736345
Damn I like that idea for the discord orb
>>336705301
>Not crushing anal for that bitch
How boring.
>>336732261
>Brown Samus
Samus had personality anon
>>336736345
Dva is fine. She's supposed to bully squishies and the backline and flank the enemy. Zenyatta is a more ranged healer but I agree his heals are lackluster
>>336737646
Zenyatta is an offensive support/healer if anything
>>336734970
>skins that look extremely out of place
i can't win a single fucking match
how to play genji
>>336737931
play the console version. Everyone on there seems to be utter trash. I haven't lost a single match.
>>336736019
>Why the hell would anyone ever play Soldier 76?
Rewarded for hitting enemies. Quickly. No worrying about:
>MUH WIDOWMAKER SNIPER CANCER SHIT THEY HAVE LUCIO CAN'T HIT SUPER SPEED TARGETS
>MUH TRACER SKILL REQUIREMENT AND IF I REWIND TIME I'LL END UP IMPALED ON A ROADHOG'S FAT DICK BEFORE HE KILLS ME
>MUH MICKREEE FANSTUN ONE GIMMICK WONDER SHIT
I just pick 76 if I want to actually win as an offensive hero. Right click is a fucking death sentence to these people who get near me.I mean I'd play D.Va, but I'm busy actually trying to be useful without an ultimate. Makes good fap fodder for the
オナホール though. :^)
I didn't install this game but is it good?
>>336737931
Get a team.
>>336737931
Neither can I.
I've given up on Overwatch until the final day. I'd rather not stress myself the fuck out over a beta. Fuck that.
Back to Onlywatch. Just watching the #1 player in the game have fun because
>No ranked
>>336735709
/k/ pls, this is a game where an edgy bandito runs around shooting dual shotguns with a space monkey runs around conducting gorilla warfare all the while a BR DJ uses crappy music to scare the damage away from his team
>>336737763
Just because he can attack doesnt mean you should attack balls to the wall. Shooting from the backline and protecting his teammates from overzealous squishies is the best. One fully charged orb blows Dva and Bastion the fuck up
>>336735709
holy shit go back to /m/ you autist
>>336735543
I just had a game when a Zen just slam jammed five people in a row.He got 9 commendations.
>>336736019
>CoD loving normie friend gets the beta on ps4
>"dude, the game is pretty sweet"
>"oh man, I loooove playing S76 and Widowmaker, they're sooo fun :D"
he didn't understand why I was laughing.
>>336726054
You think I look up TF2's lore?
No one gives a shit about why a gorilla is wearing glasses, has a taser, and experiments
with Bubble Shields. All that matters is if he fits his role as tank and how well you can do as him,
>>336730607
>Have to play indian tech support since my computer drops frame rate like a motherfucker
>Actually competent if my team doesn't get pushed like a bitch
>PotG
>I died
>my turrets clean up three kills on the hill
>>336730214
Oh not-Samus, you remind me of my Super Robots
>>336739048
What'd he do? Just shoot people?
>>336739438
>he doesn't absorb the lore of every game he plays
>>336740031
What am I, a sponge?
>>336736345
>my opinions on how to improve D.Va
I feel like she would be way more efficient if she'd be able to shoot while using her E.
>>336707106
>a honda civic is just as fast as a veyron if you're a good enough driver
and this is why scrubs shouldn't talk about tiers.
>>336737931
Stop playing genji you fucking faggot
>>336740895
this
>>336698725
>expecting good gear from korean shits
>>336698725
>You will never fuck D.va
>You will never even meet her
why live
>>336705168
lol this i swear 90% of best play of the game are bastion spamming turrent/canon into a crowd not to mention he can double a makeshift tanky sniper to boot.
>>336738913
>>336738572
>expecting at least a little thought going into the designs of characters
oh well. I guess standards aren't a thing anymore.
When you make play of the game just right
>>336729827
I think the shitty part is that its missing the characterization that made TF2s character context good. Theres literally only one time characters banter and its the pregame. Apart from that theres a few situational lines (mostly ones for meleeing people) at best.
But people "love the characters" because they all have their characterization 100% immediately obvious. Everyone is skin deep only. "NERF THIS :3c" with every other line ending with an implied :3c
Can't even have domination lines because that might insult some soft minded people.
>>336698725
I've been suggesting a right click missile for her for a while now.
>>336722213
>i will buy 10 t shirts if they are mei related
>i will buy 30 mei dolls
not sure if these people are niggers or what, who could lust after an obese chinese woman?
>>336727464
>blizzard
>after 2005
>based
>>336737646
>bully squishies
>can be effortlessly solo'd by 76
kek
>>336742129
Excellente, a Symmetra one but she's doing that thing with her fingers would great
>>336741806
I didn't know "a little thought" means "turning Dva into Bastion except more OP because why the fuck not"
>>336735709
>>336741806
It's quite clear the Mech she uses is very stripped down.
Secondly, Lowering the profile by making it a tank Sort of defeats it's point when it's vertical warfare designed.
I know /k/ is autistic against legs, but fuck me man, learn your battlefields.
>>336742696
>Can be soloed by anyone except maybe Mercy.
Fixed it for you.
>>336706103
>a million base hp
>can heal half of it on a pretty short cd
>no way to mitigate damage
also,
>hook is short range
>>336705894
>That face
Did Sycra finally make it?
>6 months ago
>Pick D Va
>Have lots of fun killing people with a giant fucking mech
>Today
>Mech is complete shit its only use is self destructing
Why did they nerf all the heroes I liked the most? It's just not fair.
>>336723716
Honestly I'd fight for social change if I were Brazilian too.
>>336742994
>t's quite clear the Mech she uses is very stripped down.
stripped down does not mean you have to toss out any and all logic you fucking tard. Having exposed arms and a vulnerable area in the most likely to be hit place
>Secondly, Lowering the profile by making it a tank Sort of defeats it's point when it's vertical warfare designed.
check the drawing again you blind faggot or even read the original post. Said it would hunker down and move on treads using rotating arms as turrets. talk on unstable terrain.
Having to use your own arms to manually move the mech;s guns is retarded. Even with power assisted controls you still expose yourself to getting hit instantly and losing both your arms as soon as any fighting starts.
> but fuck me man, learn your battlefields.
Learn to read dumbass.
>>336698725
>Dual gatling guns.
>Does less damage than all characters.
>>336723716
Why does his weird trousers look so uncomfortable and disproportional?
Remove Bastion's self healing
Shit is dumb, there I balanced him
>>336743686
god damn phone keeps replacing "walk" with "talk"
Up chain gun damage and give her rockets or something as alt weapon.
>>336743270
You're supposed to shred them before they turn around. You're also forgetting she has a not die ability.
>>336744014
>shred them
>D.Va
>>336732002
>Please don't nerf mah Bastion, I don't want to have to learn how to move and shoot at the same time.
>>336743686
>M-MUH LOGIC TARD
It's obviously designed to be disposable AND extremely lightweight in terms of design, considering she can literally order replacements on the battlefield for nothing.
>Said it would hunker down and move on treads
...Why? We don't add wheels to soldiers so they can scoot around on their bellies just to reduce their height when they're not walking.
You're getting far to autistic into the design, it's extremely light and small for a mech, it's basically Power armor for a little korean girl.
I mean it's the same size as fucking Reinhardt.
>>336724001
>D.Va is all about hit and run, and picking when, where, and who you fight. You know when the enemy has a really good Widowmaker picking off all your team? D.Va can just use her shield and boosters at the same time to get in her face and kill her in two seconds.
Stop right there you fucking liar, MEKA's shotgun is so bad even if you're shooting widowmaker's ass in pointblank she's able to just run away, and since there's a walking speed penalty while you shoot you're just fucked till you get another boost.
>>336724048
Indeed, she's really good at low level skill matches, but at high level she can't do shit.
>>336744093
Her weapons do the most damage up close. Are you missing something?
>>336730060
That's honestly a hilariously stupid post and I can't believe you're actually occupying space on your HDD with it.
>>336743973
Fuck off mobilefag. You're not wanted here.
fuck roadhog
>>336744315
Even up close they do shit damage. You can't even anybody.
>>336744243
>get in widoemakers face
>takes half my health and almost escapes
Fucking sniper does more damage in close range.
>>336730060
Just finished a year of psychology in community college, huh?
>>336744014
>Attacking anyone solo as Dva.
You're just asking to be killed.
>>336744467
>be me
>be roadhog
>be literal counter to every single class besides maybe tracer and weebstick ninju
>YFW
>>336744315
yes, and she moves slower than a snail while firing
meaning she wont be able to keep damaging the enemy for more than a second because they can just walk away, while you become a big slow target
>>336744102
>disposable AND extremely lightweight i
literally killyourself. You're just throwing all logic out the window.
you're far too dumb to understand why it's a bad design. Not even for actual military applications but as a video game concept. Literally any good concept artist will tell you the importance of keep even fantasy grounded when designing anything.
Asian tier shit is fucking retarded and the same reason the vast majority of the population can't stand animu bullshit. There is no ryhme or reason to their designs.
That's why the best parts of the armored core V and beyond were the intro cutscenes directed by western animators. They take the retarded asian concepts and apply grounded design to the animations. What you get are incredibly badass looking mechs that are being used in a way that makes sense. That intro of the white mech getting setup for launch and it's booster design during flight is fucking awesome looking. The way they handled the weapons is exactly how they would work in a grounded fashion.
>>336744467
They're going to nerf Roadhog's hook skill so badly and I know it, despite 90% of his players sucking ass with it.
>>336744806
they can nerf it however they want, as long as it still cancels abilities its going to be the most overpowered move in all of overshill
>>336744567
They should add the pistol bullets as alt-fire to do something at mid/long range, or just change the falloff damage of the shotguns + let her walk at decent speed while firing.
>Defending in Hanamura as D.va
>enemy can't get through the gate
>they got some kills, they're looking to push
>do what any good korean would do
>fly right into their team, detonate and dance around the nearby car as a target
>catches fucking 5
It only works once, but goddamn if it's not spectacular
>>336744567
>>336744605
>>336744762
Then how am I gibbing people when I flank them? I fuck em up, they run and I rush them down because she can literally fly
>>336724001
>d va is supposed to be a flanker
>they also made her a tank for no reason
>they fucked up her damage in order to even her out
She might not be as bad as people say but she's cleary the worst character in the game. I hope they buff her a bit.
>>336744792
>Mech is literally arms and legs designed to carry two miniguns and explode
>M-MUH GROUNDED STOP IT STOP IT
You're the one ignoring all concepts of the setting to fuel your autistic need for everything to be instantly realistic for a modern day scenario.
D.Va's Mech is literally a fire and forget Bazooka in terms of it's useage.
And a final note; Needing to base FICTION on REALISM is why we're getting such boring and pathetically stale games. Because they follow your concept.
>>336745035
>Fuckhuge critbox right in front of the mech
Well yeah 500 HP? more like 250 hp
YET I CAN'T STOP PLAYING D.VA
>>336744993
You're not gibbing anyone except for the monk guy.
>ambush squishy with boost and chainguns
>damage is so shit I have to boost again to catch them and confirm the kill
>>336745157
Me too anon.
>>336730887
>i want a pubstomper to get useless cause i can't get good.
this is why you are jobless.
Why is Winstons gun so fucking shit?
>>336745157
Same here anon. She's my favorite character yet I hate playing her at the same time. I know how fighting games fag feel when playing a low tier character now.
>>336745334
He's an actual tank and has a lot of defense options. On top of that his gun is autoaim so he's pretty balanced in my opinion.
>People don't understand that you're supposed to play D.Va more like Tracer than a tank
>>336703813
I'd argue that Symmetra and Junkrat are in the right category.
Support doesn't just translate to healing, her teleporter can make or break a team and the shields are nice. She also does very effective damage, but her strongest utility is in the teleporter.
Junkrat can lay bombs everywhere, but it's more effective on defense. Pharah is basically the offensive intended junkrat. His two abilities lay traps for enemies to come into.
D.VA also is a bit more tank oriented than any other category. If there was an 'all around' category, it'd be that.
Roadhog is offense, no question.
>Played against 6 Pharah
That was some anti-fun shit
I heard Dva was so good everyone used during the fall beta and so in true Blizzard fashion they tuned her down too much.
>>336745281
But I am though. I'm getting mad kills with her. Just learn to play simple as that.
>>336730646
Finding the body of 80% of the female population of the world attractive is now a fetish?
Oh, you might live in America, where the other 20% are to be found. Sorry then
>>336745583
She fails at both tasks to be honest, the damage is shit even at point blank, you can't chase while firing, can't shot down tracers, widowmakers, can't shoot while guarding.
She's only good at surviving and fleeing.
>>336745583
Why not play Tracer? She's faster, doesn't get slowed down when shooting, and her super doesn't leave her defenseless.
>>336745583
>playing a flanking character with no damage
Might as well play tracer or reaper. Same for her tankiness, she's outclassed by pretty much everyone.
>>336745482
>he's an actual tank with a lot of defense options
>has a weakass bubble shield that will last 4 seconds at best in the middle of a fight
>pretty much helpless against anyone with a medium/long ranged weapon
>going bananas mode is pretty much pointless unless you can knock someone off of a ledge
Shit character. If you want to tank go Reinhardt or go home.
>>336738125
Why would you not play a champ that has high damage and utility?
>>336745638
Post a clip of you "shredding" someone.
I get plenty of kills with her but that's in spite of her pathetic damage.
Once open beta is over and people have awareness she'll be even shittier.
>>336729012
Look at how he moves his camera, he is a console player
>>336738112
Abuse your mobility. Run around and do flips and shit, hit enemies from places where they wouldn't expect you.
Don't try to force a kill, if you shuriken them 2-3 times and they ain't going down fucking run. Hit and run a lot. Know where health packs are because you really got be a fucking ninja and pop out and try to kill everyone as soon as you can.
Bait out shots, don't go in like an idiot reflecting. Abuse the dash nigga, you should try to conform all kills with the dash.
His ult is kinda pray and spray, it simply works best if you do it when niggas are giving you their backs.
>>336741176
>wanted to main Genji since I saw Overwatch announced
>get called edgy, shamefur dispray, weaboo etc
>saw McCree and tried him out, was having fun
>Had to learn to use Lucio because every other game my team is full of assholes that think 3 Reapers, 1 Pharrah and a Roadhog will actually win without coordination
>KOTH in China, getting my shit shoved in
>was playing Mei but fucking Hanzo was JUSTing my shit
>had an epiphany on how to use Genji, it worked, and now I main him
Life's funny like that, I guess.
>>336744096
I'm not defending Bastion, I'm saying whoever uses him and/or thinks he's OP is bad.
>>336745638
I bet you're under level 20.
>>336706103
>main Lucio
>get hooked by highwayswine
>right click and knock back before he can fire off a shot while i skate off to saftey
every time
Guys, I play mostly with Widowmaker, and I've been ding like 15 eliminations, is that bad, or just decent?
Consider I haven't played other FPS team game.
>>336730607
Just got one where I was almost dead and being chased by Genji while my level 2 turret got a quad kill. I died.
>>336706103
he doesn't have damage mitigation cause he has a self heal which goes off every 8 seconds and heals for half of his health.
>>336746249
>be radhog :-)
>use hook
>grab a heals
>always try to escape
>right click
Its so satisfying to make people think they got away then they get shrapnel hit to the face for a easy kill
>>336726248
>AoE heal
>Sprint with no CD, decent speed boost
>somewhat thin model
>assault rifle with rocketlauncher shit
>Ult is literally aimbot
Fuck hes so generic and well-rounded I love it, feels barebones but has a lot of potential for growth if you use him right
>>336744102
>>336743686
kek you autists it's supposed to look cool who cares
>>336724356
>hear the tire
>'it's probably gonna come out of that door'
>it does
>shoot it down instantly
Denying the tire feels better than any kills with the tire.
>liking kimichi bait
Why do so many underage white kids have yellow fever?
>>336745035
if she's so bad why do i keep getting potg :)
best dash in the game + defense matrix, she literally doesnt need anything.
learn to zip in zip out.
>>336746935
>playing with shitters
>using potg as evidence for anything
>>336746935
Level? If you're under level 25 git out
otherwise post your POTG
>>336729827
booo hooo my character in a fps game has a homosexual backstory wuaaah
>>336747064
>if you're under level 25
wtf everyone just got the game
if you're already at 25 game is over, you've seen everything
What are sprays?
>>336747183
>open beta shitter playing with shitters talks about D.Va is great
>>336744710
>"justice rains from above"
>>336722801
>i played against literal retards, the character is strong
>>336731363
>>336726389
Playing against a good Reinhardt is hell, but playing against a bad one is pure bliss
>>336747183
D.VA IS GOOD AGAINST RETARDS AND NEW PLAYERS, Above level 15 or 20 everyone knows what the fuck they're doing and D.va becomes a useless shitty hero, you imbecile.
I also have tons of potg with dva but as you play with better people you will understand, fuck you're talking like a redditor.
"hurr she's perfect, she's OP, ARE YOU CRAZY BUFF HER?"
Die.
>>336746935
>she's not bad because I can win with her
No shit, I can win with dan in sf4 too that doesn't mean he's not bad.
Dva clearly has flaws even though she's not unplayable.
>>336747431
(you)
>>336747431
This. She's fun playing against new people since you can zip around the map but it doesn't work against competent players.
Chain gun is sooo weak.
>>336745980
Yeah so if you get plenty of kills with her when she's "weak" she would be overpowered if she got any buffs that you want.
>>336747542
>yfw you know i'm right
>>336722612
holy shit are you fucking retarded did you really think a fucking anime bait character in some kids game was gonna be named after a fucking german biplane from like world war 1?
>>336747598
When I get plenty of kills it's because I'm playing scrubs.
>play zarya
>dva uses her "ult"
>stand right next to it and use my shield
>free charge
thanks dummy
>>336747431
let her shoot and use defense matrix at the same time
remove headshots from mech
>>336745853
winston is riot control you dipshit. cause a fucking disturbance for 20 seconds and thats 20 seconds they're not doing the objective.
>>336727197
Genji has Shuriken and a sword though
And Reaper has 2 shotguns, Tracer has 2 pistols
Technically Torbjorn has a hammer, pistol, AND a turret so he has 3
>>336747712
Everyone that plays this game is a scrub. Even you and me