Why isn't Anri's straight sword more popular ?
Mine outscales the dark sword by 40AR
because luck is gimmicky while quality builds gives access to a fuckton more weapons
>>336665807
>40 AR
>1 AR is equal to 1076.39 square feet
>your weapon outscales the dark sword by a surface of roughly 43056 square feet
What did he mean by this?
>>336665807
Flamberge and Lucerne.
THE PROFANE
BRINGS THE PAIN
>>336665923
what?
>>336666041
I sell Profane and Profane accessories
Moonlight Greatsword.
Fucking love that thing.
Or Gothhards.
Fucking love those things.
Are there any boss weapons people can recommend? I like the look of the Farron Greatsword, and I've tried the Mirrah Greatsword, but other than that I stick to very plain boring weapons.
>>336665918
What if you want to use straight sword and an off hand bleed weapon ?
Anri's straight sword scales over 4 fucking stats, STR, DEX, FAI and luck, this is ridiculous
>>336666250
The Profaned UGS is good.
Hits really hard, has a good moveset, weapon art gives it a small but significant buff as well
>>336666101
Yes.
>>336666250
wolf knight(?) greatsword lets you do sweet flips.
>>336666126
"I sell Profane and Profane related accessories"
- Sulyvahn Hill
>>336666250
Gundyr's Halberd and Dragonslayer Greataxe
>>336666126
Who needs embers when you have clean burning propane?
>>336666214
my bro right here, MLGS is best
Yall dont even quality luck hollow infusion build
Pshaw
Hugguf
Bare fists.
>>336665918
>not rocking a luck quality build with hollow exiled ugs reaching greataxe-tier damage
>Barbed Straight Sword
>This in the off hand
>Buff it with blessed
>Poke at people until they get over confident
>"THIS IS CLRC-3 REQUESTING ORBITAL LASER SUPPORT"
>"ROGER THAT CLRC-3, FIRING ON YOUR MARK"
>mfw
>>336666502
I use an INT build (I know) and love Greatswords, Ultra greatswords, I was thinking of grabbing the Wolf Knight Greatsword but I cant infuse it, is ther any other good choices than the MLGS?
>sunlight talisman
>activate poise cast with 60 faith
>tank biggest fucking sword ever
>retaliate with sunlight spear
>3000 damage
What's the stat build for a luck build anyway?
40 luck and 40 dex?
>>336666582
>81%
>life ring
>>336666714
>Not lightning stake
>>336666582
>way of the blue
get a load of this guy
Just had a fun invade experience.
>looking for backup at the pontiff bonfire
>need help to kill the two rat freaks at the hidden bonfire
>see a yellow summon sign
>would you like to summon this evil dude?
>yea- nonono what?
>FUCK WHY IS HIS SIGN YELLOW?
>nigga spawns and jumps down in the little arena in front
>yeah no fuck that
>gun for the rat freaks
>pop a giant seed and slide down the snake eater ladder
>invader follows me down
>pull one of the rats
>COME GET ME FUCCBOI
>see invader crawl back up the ladder
>i've made a terrible mistake.webm
Ended with me trying to fight the rat, saying fuck that and crawl back up the ladder just to see the invader fall down and killing himself.
Was pretty interesting.
>>336666816
god what the fuck are you on about
it's suffering to be a darkmoon
more people need to equip way of blue
>>336666898
>dorkmoon
Isn't being a blue sentinel better? higher priority plus the same rewards.
>>336666816
Not the guy you're quoting but I'm in WoB just to help those poor Dorks grinding ears.
>Go to Anor Londo
>pop dry finger
>Sit in the back
>Let Blues fight off the Reds and earn their ears without me helping
>If they kill the blue I let them kill me no resistance
I had to grind the 30 ears. It took a combined 12 hours across a few days with 400 item find. I am not a lucky man.
>>336666582
Lmao my straight sword has a higher AR than you
>>336666865
Sunbros who put down red soapstone signs have their summons appears red with a yellow outline.
Same for Grapes.
Look at the sign to make sure there's no red in the writing or you're basically asking them to come fuck you.
>>336665807
Because like every NPC questline in DS3 Anris is incredibly easy to screw up unless you follow a guide so the people that don't murder her in cold blood asap will never even see the damn thing.
>>336666816
>not giving an employment to a dead covenant via dried finger way of the blue playthroughs
Some niggas i've been summoning got like 5 ears for it because highlevel ng+ is an endless invader rollercoaster.
>>336666898
Every fucking time I invade I get counted by a Darkmoon. I don't understand how there's so many way of blues when everyone complains they're not getting any Darkmoon action
>>336666975
if you're a dorkmoon you fight aldritch faithful too, so plopping your ass down in Anor Londo can net you a lot of summons.
Because anti is an ugly hollow fuck
>>336665807
>join a covenant I found next to patches
>suddenly Anri tells me to GTFO
>look up a guide to find out what happened
>figure out that basically every quest line is tied to this bitch who hates you for no reason after joining a covenant
???
I was even unable to join the darkmoon covenant because of this conceited bitch
>>336667268
She has a bro-tier personality and with a little assistance she's the only Astora knight actually fulfilling his mission unlike poor Oscar.
>>336666816
>not equipping Way of Blue every time you enter a new era while embered
>not giving the countless legions of bored Sentinels and Dork Moons something to do
Switching covenants is quick and painless, too.
>>336666624
Astora is the go-to UGS for infusion.
Which weapon should I use for my next playthrough, the vordt mace or ow the edge scythe from giant arrow valley?
>>336667268
she's a 10/10 knightfu actually, faggot.
>>336667197
the servers summon the same handful of darkmoons while others wait in a queue that never gives them their shot
Do watchdogs of farron get any action post-SL30? Like SL100-120?
>>336667342
>bro-tier personality
She attacks you if you save her instead of putting a sword to her face. What a bro!
>>336666286
STR and DEX are D, faith is E. You're dumping a ridiculous amount of stats for minimal returns. And Dark Sword is still better in terms of range.
>>336667342
>talking shit about Oscar
Fuck you.
>>336666292
>>336666343
>>336666374
Time to go soul hunting. I've always felt the boss weapons in previous games were underwhelming, so hopefully this time it's a little different.
>>336667268
i thought we were getting married, but i ended up pushing a sword through her face
did i press the wrong button?
>>336667568
Should have pressed F to pay respects.
>>336667556
>boss weapons in previous games were underwhelming
>he never used the butcher knife or lava bow in DeS
top kek
>>336667360
Awesome, I was hoping for that, I love Astora, fire Astora longsword carried me half the game so far.
Looking at the list of all the weapons, it was either going to be that or Lorians.
is the Greatsword of Judgement comparable to MLGS? I noticed they both have inherent INT scaling, but Judgement has noticeably lower base damage.
>>336667340
You mean Sirri? Same shit happened to me.
Souls games sidequest are the worst.
What's a good weapon to pick up as a pyromancer? Been using a broadsword for a while now. Should I keep using it and infuse it with fire or something?
>>336667443
Any SL passed 30 is a Ganksquad in my experience. I tried to do it for a while at 100 and it was constantly 4 man gank squads. It's always 2v4, and the moment you get down one of theirs, it turns into 3v3 because someone else ends up invading until it ends up like 4v1 on the host. It's pretty fun if you can hold your own 1v4 because often times the other guy is shit and dies immediately.
>>336667456
The faith dump is worth it if you use sunlight blade
I finally got arsed to buy the tower key and as I got back down the lift some smug asshole had closed the door behind me.
Of course he was gone when I came back up.
Who was that?
>>336667735
He's still in firelink, explore better.
Goddamn it feels good to be an INTfag.
>>336667735
It was your old pal from the past games. He's up on the second floor of Firelink at the end of one of the hallways. Go say hello.
>>336667735
>not recognizing patches
come on, you've already met him and he already tricked you too, or did you actually believe his excuse?
>>336667735
That's Solaire. He got exposed to the Deep and went insane, so now he wanders around trying to trick travelers and murder them so he can take their shit.
>>336667735
An old trustworthy friend of course.
>>336667624Correct, I didn't use them. If my PS3 still worked, I'd go check them out
>>336667340
>She tells you that rosaria's fingers are her sworn enemies
>Join rosaria's fingers covenant and offer pale tongue
>Wonder why she becomes hostile
Your idiocy knows no boundaries.
I'm currently on my first playthrough, just got to Archives, SL 75. I think I have been emebered for 90% of the game, but only invaded maybe three times. On Xbox One.
Is online just dead, am I unlucky, or all of the above?
>>336666250
Almost all boss weapons are mid to top tier.
Twin prince sword is the best greatsword in the game even with shit scaling for example because of his godly WAs.
The only notable outsider is fucking MLGS, like how the fuck they managed to screw it so hard.
>>336667861
Your covenant might also play a part in it. What Cov are you part of?
>>336667658
Ah shit yeah, I probably got the names wrong.
The lady who sold miracles also mysteriously just died mid game, I got like 2 tomes of spells I never got to learn because of that...Same happened with the guy that gives you free levels for hollowing
>>336666250
yhorms/dragonslayer greataxe
>>336667861
It's nearly impossible to play online for 90% of the Xbox One community. Personally I can only get into the server by downloading a game while attempting, and usually not on the first try.
>>336667905
I go Way of Blue, but never get invaded. When I need to do some grinding, I go Sunbro. tried out all the others variously, but never got good invasion/summon rates to be worth it.
What are the softlock numbers this time around? Got 25 in most stats about now.
>>336667861
Invasions take priority for coopers and not lone hosts. If you want endless action use dried finger. It's a dumb system and i hope they will change it but at least it's not as retarded as BB's bell maidens as you're still in constant danger of being randomly invaded just with lower chances.
>invade world
>get crushed in two hits by some ultra greatsword that does over 500 damage in a single hit
end my life
>>336667786
You don't necessarily meet patches in the cathedral
>>336667992
Fuckin fume ugs amirite ?
>>336667936
Did you buy deep miracles from her? Go back to the Iudex Gunder bonfire from Firelink Shrine.
>>336667992
Good.
If you get hit by an UGS you deserve it.
>>336667970
http://unkindler.github.io/caps/
Here you go, compadre. Check for yourself.
>>336667853
When did she say that?
This was the only thing she ever said to me:
"Mm, you're an Unkindled, aren't you.
I am Sirris, of the Sunless Realms, former servant of the Divinity.
Duties we each bear, but one's duty is a solitary affair.
I doubt we've much to gain from fraternisation.
Blessing of the moon upon your journey."
>>336667672
Astora Straight Sword is pretty good, make it raw because it has the highest AR of straight swords and then buff it with Carthus Flame Arc if you need to use your sword
>>336668050
netcode makes it a gamble if you want to make any hit on them whatsoever bruh
>>336668047
of course I did. I went back to the bonfire only to get attacked by the guy I met outside of her prison earlier. I didn't see anything else, were you supposed to be able to learn more miracles there? I thought I was fucked as I found her corpse later on
>>336668050
not the guy you quoted but with the ultra laggy pvp netcode you'd get hit by shit nowhere near your character.
Who /aesthetic/ here?
>>336668062
Cheers, anon.
>>336668243
Heavy as fuck tho.
>>336668062
>91 luck gives you 2 ID and the 92 gives you nothing
>>336667148
nah if you fuck it up youll still get it automatically unless you didnt play dark souls 1
>>336667021
Hold on, were you also doing that in archdragon peak by any chance? I went there invading for a bit and fought at least 3 blues before finding the host hidden in a corner near where havel spawns.
is ds3fun?. I have played all the previous souls games to death, but am a bit tight on money so I have to be a bit more picky about picking it up.
>>336667774
I equipped that to farm shit yesterday (for the item disc. boost) and even though I didn't meet the requirements to use it it still was strong as fuck. Jesus, rapiers are broken.
>>336667774
>mfw i accidently got the shitty spell instead
>>336668472
imo more fun than DS1, and absolutely way more fun than DS2
>>336668104
I somehow never picked this sword up. Alright I'll give it a go when I find it. Thanks.
>>336668071
When you find the ash in the farron wolf chamber and bring it to the handmaid she re-appears and offers you cooperation. She also tells you about rosaria's fingers then.
>>336668071
shes says it after you help her
>>336668472
You can get 6 players in the same world, shit's chaotic as fuck
>>336668549
it's in lothric high wall, hidden kinda well tho
>>336667774
Is this in any way comparable to Velka's rapier from DaS?
>>336668341
91 is the programmer's lucky number
>>336666582
get your damage on my level
>>336668551
>when you go out of your way to do something that isn't part of the main story she does something.
>>336668539
>>336668631
Is the matchmaking a bit better? Still have nightmares about Gravelord servant and blue sentinels never working(for me), even at launch.
>>336668742
>rapier off hand for when the slow ass UGS doesn't cut it
Like pottery
>>336668681
Really? Is there a story behind this?
>>336668656
>>336668549
its in the big room full of enemies near the end that has the Cell Key in it, the side path near the roof that goes around the outside edge behind the destructible barrels and boxes. at the end of the path you can drop down to another path under it, its in a chest there thats hard to see because its in the dark and blends in with the wooden boxes.
hope that helps
>>336668812
rapier for offhand when they have a sliver of health left and stop attacking.
>>336668829
no I just made that up, it would make sense though.
I'm having a problem acquiring the darkdrift, I did yuria's quest all the way to the end. I beat the final boss and saw the dark lord ending. Skipped the credit and chose to stay in current game. I ported back to firelink and walked to where yuria is and she is still there, alive. I quit and reload and she is still there? I thought after I beat the boss she suppose to be dead and leave her gears where she stood?
>>336668854
still scrubby, a real man keep using his main weapon till the end
>>336668927
No, you have to kill her regardless. She shouldn't make any resistance at that point though.
>>336668551
No that was when she told me to fuck off. I had already joined the covenant long before I went down to that swamp place
>>336668936
a real man doesn't roll around like a cunt when they have no health left just to prolong the fight.
I'm in Archdrake.
Should I ring the bell?
What's the best staff in the game?
>>336668742
get your damage on my level
>>336668243
Tried it and it fucking sucks, every movement you make the cloth part on the back of the helmet flap around wildly and obscures your vision, otherwise it's a pretty cool looking gear.
>>336667825
Butcher Knife was broken as fuck. Before a nerf, it had S scaling in 3 stats. After the nerf it still had S in 2, and A in 1. It's moveset used the great hammer, which had hyperarmor, but the actual damage was slash which was far far better than blunt. You could also buff the goddamn thing. It was literally an instant win button.
>>336669156
that's all base damage, that doesn't count
>>336668927
She only leaves if you summon her for the fight.Now you have to kill her like you could have at the start of the game.
>>336669123
absolutely
>>336669123
>Tell me what to do
>>336668742
>summon soapstone in item rotation
shitter pleb confirmed, if the rapier weren't enough
>>336669156
you need some heavy armor to go with that, anon.
>that wonderful feel when winning every battle through brute, insane trades.
>>336665807
Drakeblood greatsword, how i love thee
>>336669134
Court sorcerer
>>336669217
get your damage on my level
>>336669217
not him, but the actual ar can go much higher than listed amount ðepending on 2handed bonus, and charge/WA.
Greataxes are goat this game, it does take actual skill to land the weapon art though
>>336669297
nah im too lazy to switch weapons when i wanna shoot stuff with my arbalest
>>336669274
>funny enough i haven't dropped a white sign since the first week or so.
>>336668493
>yfw when the shitty spell is getting buffed
>>336667774
CSR is still the most /fa/ weapon of all the souls. The damage is shit though. Not getting even to 400AR with 60int and its split damage anyway.
>>336666898
>>336666975
>>336667252
>>336667021
>>336668427
>>336667173
>>336667349
ive been playing ng+, every new area after im all but done with it except the boss i dried finger, chameleon and let people invade and get summoned then fight
i hate if they find me and try to or do kill me. im trying to help dammit!
>>336669369
yup, i accidently backstabbed a guy while being fightclub host with my yhorms and did 1250 or so damage
60str + huge axe = smashing everything
>>336669474
The problem the anon is pointing is that you dont have it in your menu hotkeys.
>playing alt character. SL45
>constantly wear Way of the Blue for those poor souls
>never get invaded
>only 3 times i have been invaded
>of those 3 times, no blues
wtf is up with this shit? even on my main i barely got invaded,
why do i need to pop a Dried Finger in order to have any of the Jolly PVP?
Will From and fix this? will PC ever get the 1.06 patch?
>>336669686
white stone, black separation crystal, red stone, coiled sword, red eye orb
only hot keys allowed tier
>>336669686
>>336667381
The issue has to be this one then.
I had no big problems getting the 30 ears from invasions, while my brother didn't get summoned even ONCE.
I-i'm SL 140, is it too high ?
>>336669776
Exactly, so what the fuck is whitestone doing in your quick item list?
>>336669776
>mfw traded the coiled sword for a slab as soon as i got it
>>336669947
you can buy slabs at the end of the game, no?
>equip a weapon in 2nd slot so you can switch
>it adds the weight even though you're not wielding this
WHY IS THIS STILL IN
>>336670041
No, you can only buy one.
There are only 8 slabs per NG and you can't farm them
>>336670081
It's perfectly normal...
>>336669757
I think there might be some issues with the matchmaking, because when I was wearing the Way of the blue covenant, I got invaded three times, and every time a blue would instantly get summoned, and one of the times I was hiding with chameleon at the Road of Sacrifices, and the Red killed two blues only to get killed by the third one, fun times.
>>336670081
literal fucking retard right here, if the frogposting weren't proof enough
>>336670101
Ah. I have very few weapons id even want to to use enough to level up all the way, so thats not a problem for me.
coiled sword fragment forever!
>>336667635
iirc it also has worse stat scaling than MLGS.
What is the best faith scaling weapon ?
Dragonslayer Swordspear ?
>>336669504
Apologies, while you weren't the same person since this one just hid in a corner, I should've known the host wasn't just hiding to be rid of phantoms
>>336670405
Best scaling? Winged Spear, Carthus Curved Greatsword, Murakumo, and Astora Greatsword all get an S in faith scaling at +10 with a lightning infusion.
Not sure which weapon is "the best" though.
>>336665807
built in resin bitches
>>336670498
You never know, some people do do that.
I fucking love these. I got these and am doing a full Dancer of the Boreal Valley cospaly which has been great to destroy low levels with. Even now when I'm doing PVP, the swords are great since I can hit L1 and get a good sweeping motion to catch rollers and when you want to put them into panic mode, hitting L2 and then mashing R2 will stunlock them good.
>enter Farron Keep
>fuck, this ain't a castle, this a dank swamp
>kill dorkwraith
>sword
>fast forward 30hours
>still using dork sword
Help me, how do I unfuck myself?
>>336670598
too bad frostbite is useless
>>336670715
ive seen people do nothing but complain about that sword. i havent used it myself, but whats so good/bad about it?
>>336670747
resin = frostbite?
and yeah frostbite, it doesnt do much does it.
even poison is poop this time around
>>336670747
It does like 5% worth of HP damage
Halves stamina regeneration
Halves absorption
Not bad if the dude is wearing heavy armor, because if slows down his already slowed down stamina regen, to a snail pace, and also halves his only benefit for wearing that armor class, since poise does not exist.
Good luck finding many dudes wearing heavy armor though.
>>336670753
It has really high AR for a straight sword and a cool unique moveset.
It's slightly slower and longer than other straight swords too
>>336670969
>unique moveset
Shame you only see r1 spam. The heavy spinning and overhead are stylish as fuck with an armor that has a cape/mantle. Especially the spinning.
>>336670957
good luck actually applying it against someone that isn't braindead, it takes like 5 hits. after 5 hits they're probably gonna be dead or nearly dead anyways.
>>336671097
Doesn't luck increase the buildup per hit for frostbite like it does for poison and bleed?
>>336669489
>using dragons head
>thinks its fashionable
pls, fire witch set is where its at.
Executioner Greatsword? Yay or nay? Sharp/Heavy/Simple?
>>336671173
>like it does for poison
whats this?!
Is caestus a better parry tool than DS2, pre-nerf Monastery Scimitar?
>>336671249
You can't infuse it. It has a solid B scaling in strength at +10 and decent base damage.
You can use weapon buffs on it though.
>>336669778
Wow a fucking seed? Get outta here casul.
>>336671189
Demon Deer Head is fashionable as fuck. Firewitch is pretty cool too though.
>>336671249
its a good sword, the spinning weapon art is decent.
It deals strike damage, unlike other swords.
So its very good against enemies such as skeletons and armored enemies.
Good weapon for an str build, early game
>>336666250
Farron Greatsword is stylish as hell, but it has absolute shit-tier damage and is completely impractical. Trying to use it in Irithyll made me want to delete the game off my hard drive. It'd probably be cool on a vanity build for PVP though.
>>336671249
It looks cool but it has depressingly low max damage
>>336667861
Probably because your sl is lower than the usual 100s there
>>336671543
salty invader that hides behind enemies detected
>>336670957
it also stops people from running. no one mentions this.
it can't just be me who gets Frostbitten and then unable to run.
>>336666101
Ar=acre
>>336671287
No. Its have just shortest startup and end animation. We dont know about active frames yet.
>>336671256
you apply poison and bleed faster with luck.
>>336671645
>ganksquad fuckbuddies with seed all over his world detected
>>336667197
And every fucking time I pop an ember I get invaded by one of you faggots, even though I always play alone. And if I'm in one of those areas you can bet your ass I get invaded by Aldrich/Farron cucks constantly. I don't understand why there's so much whining about invaders being ganked.Anecdotal evidence is not an evidence
>>336669215
all dat stunlock
>>336671543
Its good if you want to be a bloodborne cosp'ayer, and certainly more fashionable then the millions of guts or hooded faggots running around.
But nothing beats the pure utility of
Lorians crown, Fire witch helm, or even bareheaded, if you're good enough with sliders.
Hell, going no helm means you can mix with heavier armor for that extra damage absorption
>>336671710
i generally don't have phantoms in my world when i pop the seed, if i did then i wouldn't need the seed.
>>336671781
What? No helm means less abs and less flat reduction. Which is what dragon head does. You are naked. Lorian is shit though, come on. Fucking thorny crown in your eyes? Cant see shit captain.
>>336671671
Nvm I have no idea what he is talking about
>>336671189
fire witch is ugly as fuck. not to mention it has exposed elbows. disgusting
>>336665807
Dark Sword has a hyper poise attack. Does Anri's?
>>336672031
he was talking about helm, m8
>>336670598
apparently this nigga has Frost AND Bleed. might have to go Frost Reaper with that when i reach Pontiff.
>>336671710
>you apply poison and bleed faster with luck
thanks! no wonder my even 10+ Ghru dagger does shit poison with my 15 luck stat
what's the best PVP meta? I've been sticking around 80ish on my builds but i think I'm gonna make a 120 build soon
Gundyr's Halberd is practically the best weapon but I don't know if it outshines my claymore +10. Anyone have a recommended build for it?
>>336672213
>lvl 136
no one invading sad face.
>>336672249
hit people with it until they die.
>>336672213
50-60 la. Or very early game. Anthing beyond that and you get one shotted by parry whores
>>336672079
>implying anyone uses anything other than R1
>>336671930
I dont need to see shitmwhen I can smell victory looming close. The poise is real. alternately, git gud at sliders, anon. Dragon head just screams "i am a furfag, pls rape my face"
>>336672031
The helm is great.
The chest doesnt have exposed elbows?
You might be thinking of pontiffs. I wouldnt be the source to ask, since I always mix and match with outriders.
>>336672276
I was 122 just a day ago and did 137 today, suddenly noone invades me anymore
feels fucking shit, looks like I'm in a lvl hole again and need to lvl higher to get some invasions again
>>336672367
>looks like I'm in a lvl hole again and need to lvl higher to get some invasions again
i wish it was easier to figure out where every one is. maybe theyll impliment an area glow in the travel menu like ds2, eventually.
some kind of neat 'level me to the hosts level when i invade' system would be neat. so you can just invade anytime.
how do you guys fight passive players when using a heavy weapon? It feels like I can't catch them no matter what combo or tricks I use
I can't trade with them because they will never attack unless they can poke safely
I can't catch them with any attacks because they'll just avoid everything
I can't parry them because they refuse to attack when i've got something that can parry out, and if I try to attack one handed, they'll just parry me
how the fuck do I deal with this, it's so incredibly frustrating to fight
>>336671930
You take that back, scaledick. Lorians crown is based.
BASED
A
S
E
D
>pvp
>katana charge
>parry+roll+parry+roll+parry+roll+parry+roll
>lucerne spinning until the end of times.
>>336672552
use more than one weapon. sticking to one will bring you situations like that and pigeonhole you
>>336672552
be unpredictable la. also It depends on the weapon. You're not using smough's great hammer are you?
>>336672552
i agree, it's ridiculous how impossible it is to hit someone if they don't want to attack. your only hope is to try and bait a trade somehow, which doesn't work all the time because sometimes they can roll after one attack and not get hit even though you hyper armored through their attack. or pull out an estoc and be an annoying cunt.
>>336672328
wow, didn't know it was so low. but i suppose you're right about that. this game is pretty unblanced desu
Why the fuck it's possible to parry heavy attack?
>>336672552
Start chucking kukri and dung pies until they decide to move.
>>336672720
2h a great weapon and watch as you never worry about parries ever again. don't ever running R1 if they have a parry offhand.
I'll need to try an Anti build just to see how fucked it is. Might just try to run through the current speedrun route at a reasonable pace.
>>336672348
Well, thanks for the opinion edgelord.
>>336672552
You need to
A. bait them into trade, making them think you're outta stamina so they attack, when you actually have a third or fourth attack out
B.you'll have to use mindgames to make them think its safe to parry, but your r2 is actually coming. Stuff like a quick r2 out of roll, switching between one handed and twohanded roll attacks, and following an r1 with an r2. hell, just mistiming your second r1, delaying it ever so slightly. this will catch parry attempts. And a lot of parry guys dont wear anything besides light armor. So when you hit, they are gonna die.
>>336672813
you might wanna check out dragondildos.com
They have fashion the brand that might be right up your alley
>>336671781
>>336671543
>>336671930
>>336673003
>Dragon arguing with a dragonslayer
My sides when I just realized this.
Pottery
>>336673003
it's bad-dragon.com cunt.
get it right.
>>336672757
2h could be parried too.
>>336672720
It is, git gud
>>336673196
normal 2h R1 and R2 from an UGS great hammer or greataxe cannot be parried.
>>336665923
at requirements
>>336670101
>There are only 8 slabs per NG
>only
Shit, I don't think you got more than 3 slabs in DS1 unless you farmed Darkwraiths and they had a crazy low droprate for slabs.
Not that I'm complaining, I always liked playing around with different weapons so getting lots of titanite without farming yourself silly is pretty nice.
>>336672348
>>336672089
the helmet is even worse. it makes it look as though your character has a tiny little head. its even worse than silver knight because it has an open face
>>336669359
I learned to punish that weapon with style
>>336671078
When you switch it up to r2 people panic because they've never seen it makes me giggle
>>336665807
AR can be deceptive. The appeal of dark sword is that it has better range and hyper armor.
>>336673003
you better back off before i start spitting the fire
>>336673404
gonna drop a mixtape?
>>336673167
>subtly baited into proclaiming his love of the animal genitalia, and knowledge of where to attain forms of the most animalistic type
Works every time.
So do you prefer chance the stallion, or trent the triceratops?
>>336673314
Do also cosplay in full dork wraith from time to time?
>>336672552
How the fuck do I fight passive parry fishers? The smart ones, the ones who don't trade, don't press r1 more than two times, have impeccable timing and so on?
>>336673515
XL vasu the naga is my favorite. got a large chance unflared in the mail. :)
>>336665807
Anris is used by literally every speedrunner because it's the highest dps boss weapon with a bleed resin once you pump luck enough for it to out scale a raw Astora sword
It's a very popular weapon and so strong it single handedly defines an entire stat, if you use a luck build without anris you are inferior by default
You can spam equip and unequip it to heal for 2 each timw since it's both hollow and blessed and so you can also kill skeletons. It's twinkling so piss easy to max out. You can resin it.
Strongest pve weapon in the gane
>>336667365
Mace. Scythes are shit due to sweet spot bollocks.
>>336673570
Kick 'em in the guts.
>>336673305
this one?
It really feels like you're a lotr ringwraith when you wear it.
>that feel when all rings cheevo is so brutally hard to get
>>336673484
you know it brah
>>336673404
Why aren't you using the one that lets you summon a Stand?
So what Weapon should I mean for Bosses in NG++ and onwards
Dark Sword meme is getting boring is there faster way?
>>336673623
>>336667365
Used em both.
Both are dontevenfuckingbother tier.
Even Corvian and Irithyll reapers dont pack enough raw damage imo. All greathammers are in need of a buff, badly.
Now astora greatsword on the other hand, is a lot of fun. Go uchi till you get reaper, and reaper till you get astora ugs.
>>336668936
Real men don't abuse how fucking much you can roll in this game to avoid ever dying.
Throwing Knives+Fast Weapon clears that up quick.
>>336673906
rolling4lyfe.jpg
>>336673763
You mean that twinkling shit? What fucking baby dragon would I be if I called dad to spit fire for me?
>>336673570
You know the weapon art on a lot of hammers, axes and their great equivalents war cry? Activating it briefly stuns nearby enemies. Move in close and try to catch them in that then quickly follow up with an uncharged heavy.
>>336673605
I don't care that you guys are supposedly tolerated on here now. I've hated you for over a decade and I'll keep hating you until I die
>>336673890
>uchi
leave
>>336673404
id have used gauntlets that were pointy and clawlike for dragonbro-ing. But then, thats just me.
>>336674004
and who exactly is you guys?
>>336667875
What are you talking about? MLGS can one-shot in pvp like the BKGA, it's a good weapon and you can use magic with the build for more variety.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1EEJq-vgTc
Astora greatsword for a str/dex mix run? Refined infuse?
>>336674054
Better damage then rest of starting dex weapons, objectively.
Unless you wanna roll with bandits dagger, which bleeds the everliving shit outta some bosses.and hey, its not an estoc
This mother fucker right here
I've got a boner for flat tipped swords
>>336673373
Anri is faster
>>336674131
that shit is overused. Find another UGS. Like this one >>336674195 fuck yeah.
>>336674175
No, its worse. Its weeb shit.
>>336674195
>THE SKELETONS CAN'T FIGURE OUT ITS SECRET!!
>>336674234
astora GS has probably the best moveset IMO. i haven't used some of the boss UGS including that one though.
