>I'll be watching over you
Seriously?
She can heal my penor whenever she wants to be honest
>>336642850
Do you think she's kidding? This ain't no game muther fucker
>>336642850
I'll be over here, watching.
>>336642850
i'll be viraling over you
MERCY A CUTE
>"Now I am truly Overwatch™."
Seriously?
>>336643095
Where did you get this picture of my wife?
>>336643095
>37
>>336643717
???
Mercy is Best Girl
>>336643945
Her bio says she's 37 years old.
>>336643717
What, you wouldn't fuck a milf?
>>336644014
>Her bio says she's 37 years old.
>>336643223
From her son.
>>336643717
>not losing your virginity to a woman in her 40s
It's like you're not even trying
>>336644368
she is OLDDDDDDDDD
>>336644014
>Personalami
>>336644487
>not liking cute Christmas cake
>Mei is 31
>Mercy is 37
I'm so use to hot girls being 18 or under. what is wrong with me
>>336644861
D.Va is the most fuckable character and she's 19 so she's perfect
>>336644936
I just played with her, and she's actually pretty good.
Also the ice fat bitch, I'm surprised she can even jump though.
inb4 americans bring in their cuckolding fetish
HEROESNEVERDIE
>>336645019
nigga have you seen that squatting dragon pouncing tiger movie, chinks can jump like shaq
>>336642850
PHARAH BEST GIRL
WE
>>336645227
>chinks can jump like shaq
Not only will I have to pay with this game, I will have to pay for a new pair of sides
>>336645019
>team needed an offensive tank, so I choose D.Va
>"I'm shit with tanks, we'll probably lose"
>I'm raping the other team, end up getting a 15 kill streak and a couple of ult self destructs
>we win
My favorite girl.
"We are Overwatch™: Origins Edition"
For real Blizzard?
>>336645313
JUST-
>>336644936
>D.va the most fuckable
Though speaking of, why the fuck is everyone doing futa of Overwatch? The game has so many male characters. Why would you ruin a woman by sticking a cock on her?
>>336645313
>WE
But she's not a nigger.
I know Americans only know of Mexicans and nignogs but she isn't one.
>>336645313
Pharah and Mercy are both top tier.
Mei ain't bad, either. D.va is obnoxious and Widowmaker is a used up, broken slut who cucked her husband.
>>336645313
>>336645501
If I pull those wings off will she die?
>>336645693
blue board
>>336645617
That armour is so fucking radical holy shit
>>336645842
She has some of the best skins
>nice legs
>stockings
>ponytail
>pale
>blonde
>blue eyes
>modestly dressed
Mercy was practically made for meto tie up, rape, and torture
>>336645812
Blue balls
>>336645550
She has the skin tone of one.
>>336645693
i'd love for her to piss on me
>>336645979
Fuck off, Reaper scum.
you people are so fucking weird
what the fuck is wrong with you guys
>>336646298
The skin tone of a mulatto you guys produce by racemixing.
>>336645958
Can't believe this hasn't caused any ""Cultural Appropriation"" outcry
>>336645617
>take a certain culture and completely disrespect it by just slathering another one all over it in the form of an alt costume
they only did this with the egyptian. every other character has an alt that either ignores the characters background or adds on to it.
>>336643095
Mei > Widowmaker > Pharah > Mercy > Tracer > D.Va > DESIGNATED > Dyke
>>336642850
NEW HEROS WHEN
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>>336646370
Just saying anon she has a niggas skin tone.
>That feel when literally addicted to masturbating to Mei
>fatfags invade
Well it was good while it lasted.
>>336646661
Egyptians aren't black m8
>>336645693
it means enjoy your ban
>Have a tumblr to post and follow porn/lewd blogs
>Posted picture related
>Someone actually messaged me crying about her waist being too small
Oh boy tumblr is funny.
>>336646558
mei is fat and ugly kys weebshit
>Main Mercy
>Healing niggas all day everyday
>Heres a buff to I guess
>Get score card of 50+ damage taken
>People upvote all the time
BEST GIRL
BEST SUPPORT
BEST EVERYTHING
>>336646714
>you will never lick the sweat off Mei's body after a long day
>>336646843
I never said they were. If you wanna go down that road she could just have been born in Egypt.
KEEPING PEOPLE UP WITH THIS BITCH IS IMPOSSIBLE. GARBAGE ASS SHIT
>>336645550
Egyptian = African = Black
>>336647473
Nubians anon, Egypt had a good thing going on with them.
>playing early beta
>getting my shit pushed in every time I'm not Mercy
>goes into open beta
>start wrecking people
>>336647338
I always upvote healer or tank desu
>>336647568
In the closed beta the teams are aleready forming. Trust me the teams that formed in the closed beta are going to win the 1st overwatch blizzcon.
>>336647041
You're fat and ugly.
>boxed in control point
>four Bastions
>Reinhardt
>Lucio
You win.
Mercy is the kind of woman that only does anal.
>>336646456
Sounds like you've been triggered, shit skin
>>336647717
Man, you just blasted him.
Mercy's a complete slut but pretends to be a prude.
Flies alone into groups of huge guys unprotected, just asking for it, acting like she's trying to get away just to get hooked by Roadhog, pinned and stunned by Reinhardt, trapped by Junkrat, and fucked in all holes.
>Never commend anyone who isn't myself
Ayy
I want to play more, but I'm scared I'll unlock some great skin for my waifu just to lose it once the beta is over.
>>336642850
I really like Mercy, I like her sprint ability thing, but man shes boring to play.
I just end up sitting back and holding down the left click healing people - then I die.
Or you can pull out your shitty gun, do no damage, get yelled at for not healing, then die.
The other healing classes are so much better but I like hercute accent and face
>>336649782
>Or you can pull out your shitty gun, do no damage, get yelled at for not healing, then die.
Kek how do I pull out a gun? I wanna try this.
>>336644014
source?
>Still giving a shit about women
Seriously?
>>336642850
What's the lore behind this aryan? Apparently she served since the beginning of Overwatch with Soldier 76, but now Soldier76 is an old gray haired and balding man while she looks the same like she did decades ago.
???
>>336650668
Swiss magic
>>336650951
I choose neither.I want Reinhardt to pin me with a charge.
>>336645313
>>336650572
R u gay?
>>336645313
>>336652131
She has the best skin along with Reinhardt.
Anubis and Paragon >all
I wanna hug Zarya!
D.Va is hot as fuck
>>336650668
S76 also came close to dying and seems to be mostly machine now, so there's that.
All of this shit taste.
We all know Mei is the best girl in the game.
>>336653012
need that source m8
>>336653012
Sorry I don't like obese bitches.
>>336653219
Born to be cucked.
>>336653219
No anon, THIS is obese
>>336653269
Mercy looks way too young to be 37. Is she using some kind of future medical technology to stay young? She could pass for 20.
Or is it just a case of Blizzard writers slapping an arbitrary number in her bio and not communicating with their artists?
>>336646558
Mei is "I'm not like all the other men, I'm a nice guy who gives chubby women a chance"-tier. These are fantasy characters, you don't have to keep your sad real-world standards when choosing the hottest girl.
This is not a best girl thread
>>336653375
>implying you wouldn't want to drown in those tits
Memes aside, you're fucking crazy, those melons are glorious
>>336645337
???
Was that funny
>>336653502
>Biting a popsicle
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>336653375
>you will never feel as happy as that guy looks
>>336653379
Technology and women don't suddenly become old ladies after 30.
>>336653012
Sorry, that's not D.Va or Pharah
I thought Mercy was supposed to be French. She surprised me when she started talking German all of a sudden.
>>336653379
There's a line between Mei and Mercy where Mei comments that Mercy looks like she hasn't aged a day thanks to medical technology.
>>336652679
>have 250 credits and trying to figure out if I wanted paragon or anubis
>>336653836
Swiss speak French, German and Italian
>tfw you like Mercy's personality, looks, AND playstyle
>>336654070
What
why
>>336654197
Perhaps consult a map
>>336654108
>tfw tsundere for your Overwatchfu's personality
I hate Korean girls and Twitch whores, and she's a gamer lingo spouting memer, but I can't bring myself to hate her.
>>336654108
I've never felt more involved being a healer than playing Mercy. Your positioning and ults will literally win or lose the game for your team.
>>336654197
It used to be multiple smaller states who joined together
>>336645313
Pharah is great. A pity she's low-mid tier power wise.
Every time I get thrown into a match nobody ever picks a tank or a healer. Thankfully Mercy is pretty fun to play as or else I'd have blown my brains out.
>>336654045
>mfw dropping Anubis in a box
Pharah is perfect.
Is there an option to toggle the healing like with TF2? Hate having to hold down left click the entire time.
>Mercy's semen demon outfit
I may need to buy the game.
Why does she look different here than in the game?
Two things:
1. Do people who play Roadhog actually think they're good or do they know they're shitters?
2. Is Mercy german or something? I keep hearing "... storben nicht!" Which is blank don't die and I assume I'm not hearing the first part which would be heroes.
>>336654915
Which one?
>>336654998
>Implying everybody is a PCuck
>>336655204
>Being a platformwar starting faggot.
Fuck off cancer.
>those few brief frames of Mercy with a pained expression on the title screen / character select
hnnng
>>336655178
Heroes don't die.
>>336655178
Mercy is Swiss.
>>336655054
She kind of looks like Rashida Jones.Cute.
>>336655201
Overwatch
Guys why does she look like a blue Metroid?
>>336655473
Don't know but I'd fuck her in her zerosuit.
>>336655178
>Has a swiss flag on her outfit
>"DURRR WUR SHE FRUM GAIS?!"
Definitly an American
>>336655668
excuse me for not looking in extreme detail at every waifu character to jack off 4 times a day to.
I speak enough german to understand what she said I was just wondering if she speaks more than just english and german or whatever the fuck, I thought it was interesting.
>>336655860
The flag was one of the first things people noticed when she was revealed, m8
>>336655473
Metroid is transgender and transracial so he transitioned to a brown woman.
>>336655473
"JUSTICE REIGNS FROM BELOW AHHHH!"
>>336656274
>nigger
Sorry but no.
>>336656274
everytime I think SFM isn't all that bad improving someone comes along to remind me how shit it is
>>336653012
>that voice/accent
>>336653012
Would cuddle.
>>336656274
the fuck those tits are loose as hell
>>336645617
Fuck I want this skin. BLIZZARD GIVE ME CURRENCY.
>>336643095
*BRRRRAPPPPPPPTTTTT*
>>336656274
>That isn't even her model.
I hate it when they just take her head and pop it on another model then use a horrendous voice actor.
>>336654363
WINKY FACE!
EL OH EL
*SIGH* AY EFF KAY!it's ok I love her too
>>336654394
yeah mercy's suprisingly fun
switching between healing and damage boost is super cool and measures good reactions.
>>336644487
ur a FAGGGGGGGGG
>>336655178
nah, there's no way roadhog players think they're good
roadhog, zarya, and widowmaker ult is probably the lowest skill shit in the game
also they could just remove torbjorn for a better game, but pubbies could never hold a last then.
>>336646558
>>336646438
She's not white so it's okay.
>>336645643
4 U
>>336660626
FAT
>>336656274
Her /v/ sure is spongie
>>336645501
Why would you ruin good porn by having males in them when you can have dickgirls fucking girls?
>>336661039
/thread
>>336652679
Security Chief is better than Anubis.
>>336655178
if there is a hero in game that have "hook", i always pick just to make people mad
