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Sluttiest girl confirmed
>>336620665
The mech's guns suck too much. Survivability aside, she's better OUT of the mech than in.
>>336620665
Don't feel proud of yourselves just yet you shitty americans this bitch is clearly a product of Japanese creativity
>>336621062
This. She's a tank who gets blown up quick, a shield that only protects her and you can't do shit with it up yet they don't even let her do damage unless you shove the gun right up tracer's cunny
>>336621338
>Japs are stuck dreaming
>Meanwhile the best programmers and engineers are in North America and Europe
>>336621338
>Don't feel proud of yourselves just yet you shitty americans this bitch is clearly a product of Japanese creativity
i agree. destroying american shitters with superior asian robotics is the best thing you can do in the game tbqh
>>336621925
not for long :^) the west is a dying empire.
>>336621062
>>336621589
You guys are fucking shit. D.va is the best tank by far, just thanks to her mobility. She also does ridiculous damage with Mercy amping.
JUST. GIT. GUD.
>>336621589
Shield up, booster to enemy, shoot in face.
How is this hard to understand.
>>336621589
I came to this thread to ask how to get better with her and this is exactly what always happens
>too frail to be a tank
>too weak to be an offensive threat
>too slow to escape
>ultimate is hard to use without being predictable
>High mobility.
>Can't actually do anything with it thanks to her giant hitbox and weak ass weapons.
>Has an extra life thanks to her out of mech mode.
>Might as well die so she'll get back in her mech faster.
>Ultimate takes forever to charge up especially since absorbed projectiles during defense matrix don't even grant ultimate bar.
>Ultimate can just be los'ed
I'd rather play any of the other tanks but they're not in mechs so fuck me.
>>336620665
I can't play any class right except for Roadhog
His kit is fucking GOAT
>>336622120
>just be buffed by another player you have no control over being a character NO ONE during a scrub open beta period will EVER play as and assume their competence!
Also
>tanks are good because of their MOE BILLUH TEE
>>336622120
>Catch someone that isn't Mercy offguard.
>You lose in outright firepower.
>Make a girl pilot a mecha
>She's Korean and not Japanese
>>336622462
>posting blunder sanders
>>336621925
>Mfw japs are truly the "idea guys" of a team
>>336622120
>best tank cuz mobility
>a tank doesn't need armor it just has to be mobile!
What backward ass dimension do you come from traveller?
>>336622120
What use is mobility when other characters are more mobile and can deal similar damage
>>336622193
>use up all boost
>use up all shield
>now in at best 50/50 against character that could have shield/mobility and can match me in fire power or could even have team mate come up
great plan their mate
LOL US GAMER GIRLS XD the character
NERF THIS
TIME TO RAISE MY APM
And you're calling her a goddess.
How many cleavage twitch streamers have you donated to?
So she's underpowered? She was the only character I was remotely interested in playing rather than just being waifu bait.
>>336622534
anon can't tell the difference between a tank and a mobile suit
>>336622815
Her mech guns are RIDICULOUSLY underpowered and they're her only offence in mech mode. They can fire indefinitely, yes, but their range is melee-tier and their damage is worse per shot than Mercy's pistol. The dinky pistol she gets when she's out of the mech is genuinely significantly better than her mech's guns.
be aggressive
don't be afraid to lose your mech
>>336623209
get point blank
no seriously. treat them like autoshotguns. You fucking melt anyone when you're staring them down. her entire kit is designed for picking out isolated targets, shielding and dashing, and ripping them apart.
her jets are on a 5 second cooldown
>>336623350
>try to be agressive
>lose mecha in 5 five seconds because it's tank that can't tank
>>336623209
I can't get over how bullet spongey this game is in general. I just can't suspend my disbelief that you have all these high tech weapons and you have to literally unload into someone for seconds before they fall over.
Feels more like a first-person moba than an fps
Why is the voice acting in this game so bad?
I understand most of the characters are stereotypes/caricatures, but this is some next level of shit
I think she's pretty fun but there are times when a match is too short and her ult doesn't even activate
>>336623548
The voice acting isn't bad
the choice of dialogue is bad
>>336623519
>Feels more like a first-person moba than an fps
I think that's what they were going after
>>336620665
That's not how you spell Mei.
>>336623604
While true. The VA's are probably better than the game shows. The direction to give everyone a bad accent is what does it for me.
>>336620665
idk why but this mech is fucking awesome
>>336622332
This guy gets it. Yeah, Roadhog isn't a good frontline tank since he can't keep anyone else but himself alive, but holy fuck is this dude fun as shit to play. Snatching Mercy's and Pharah's out of mid air is so satisfying.
>>336621062
This. Takes 3 seconds to kill a fucking Lucio. In fact the DPS of your pistol outside the mecha is higher than the automatic bb guns.
>>336623484
this desu
Reinhardt is literally the only actual tank.
Everyone else is either basically just an offensive class with more HP or totally useless.
>>336623852
Looks like the Power Armors from Ghost in the Shell: SaC
>>336621062
>>336623924
Scratch that, more like 4-5 seconds. All she has is mobility and survivabilty but she can't use that to help the team, if she had damage outside of her Jap-Korean kamikaze pilot move she could be a good hit and run character. It's sickening that a DV.a will lose to every character in the game no matter how good you are unless they suck major ass. German man can two shot Lucio in less than 2 seconds. SJW can do the same, if not faster if she laser beams his face, Roadhog can fucking instant kill him. Not to mention she isn't even a good tank, she has no self preservation with her best ability being able to flee the battle and heal off a health pack, while SJW can make herself (and someone else) fucking invincible, Dr German bro is a wall (so is monkey man) and broteam is a pocket medic tank.
Shes under powered, to rub it all in her shitty main weapon also slows her down so shes not even the most maneuverable. Shes literally only good at fleeing.
>Only good at fleeing.
>>336621589
>a shield that only protects her and you can't do shit with it up
>you can block literally all of the projectile ults in the game with it like mcree, pharah, reaper, roadhog and etc
>you can draw agro from the sentries and bastion while your team kill them
>you can hold a chokepoint for your team
Just be smart and don't suck ass.
>>336622534
In real life one of the cornerstones of good tank design is mobility. It's why the US put a thirsty giant turbine engine on the M1.
The other cornerstones are of course armor and firepower. In a perfect world a tank would have the armor of a reinforced bunker, with the speed of a wheeled vehicle, with the firepower of an artillery gun. But in reality you can only pick 2 out of 3 at most, or only 1/3 if you're not a first world country that can afford expensive tanks.
>>336622650
How many times are you gonna post this?
>>336624360
Just play Reinhardt then, his shield lasts longer and he is more effective in more areas
>>336622120
All she has is mobility, but she's a fucking tank, and deals shit damage (worse than any other tank ironically) so she can't act like tracer or genji.
She also can't protect her team as well as other tanks.
>>336624510
I don't see anyone strapping cap guns to our M1 tanks. Her problem aren't her abilities, her health or anything. It's her shitty primary weapon that is worse than her pistol and the worst weapon in the tank class (At least Winston can go through Reinhardts shield and AOE pretty well)
>>336622815
She can be if you get yourself into uneven situations. Is the enemy player a low HP character or an already damaged tank character? Are they alone? Shield up, charge in, and shotgun them in the face. Is the enemy player a tank character at full HP? Is there more than one character at the destination? Do not charge in and plink at them from safety or try to find a different location with an isolated target.
>>336623406
This anon knows what's up.
>>336624360
Wow you can block for 5 seconds, that's great after an ult killed everyone else and now it is you against 3 people with a shitty gun
>>you can hold a chokepoint for your team
You can't hold shit cause it doesn't last
>>336624568
Reinhardt cant charge and attack backliners like widowmaker or hanzo easily, which is d.va's job. You don't 'tank' with D.va protecting your team, you just flank the enemy team and then draw their aggro while using the defense matrix giving space to your team kill them.
>>336623675
>that framerate
Jesus fucking christ
>>336624840
So what you are saying is, she is weaker than most characters at full health
>>336624898
If you do it right the ult won't kill anyone. That's the point.
>>336624941
looks like standard 25-30 fps webm
I come from Heaven, and you ma'am are no Goddess
BULLIED AS FUCK
>>336624692
That is a valid criticism. She might get a damage buff before the game officially launches.
I think that maybe Blizzard just needs to tighten her weapon spread a little. Her weapons are useless at far range, but decent at point blank. But that puts her at way too much danger.
>>336624915
>Reinhardt cant charge and attack backliners
He literally has a huge charge move that grabs them
>You just flank the enemy team and then draw their aggro
Great idea, I'll flank with my shitty healthy and then stand their with my shield up knowing I'll be able to hit them with pees when it findally goes down. You know who would be good at that? FUCKING REINHARDT
>>336624941
It's probably the Ps4 version.
>>336625025
Her shield only defends her
>>336625131
Cute
>>336625301
Her shield desintegrates projectiles and it project itself in front of her. If you actually 'hit' the projectiles with it, you literally destroy the bullets. Even the junkrat pipes or pharah's rockets won't explode dealing no aoe damage.
If you cover reaper with your shiled while he's ulting, he deals literally 0 damage.
>>336622064
>>336621925
not for long :^) the west is a dying empire.
the nips have the biggest debt in the world and doesn't reproduce
eat shit nipcunt
waiting...
>>336624339
All that shit and you haven't figured out the mech uses shotguns?
You can wreck almost every other character 1 on 1 when you get close enough even a turret mode Bastion and her shield cancels every single projectile in the game, even ults and shit like Roadhogs hook.
>>336621338
japs and Koreans hate each other
>>336625215
>He literally has a huge charge move that grabs them
Good luck charging someone ontop of a building, not to mention his charge is so slow that you can just side step and watch him bash his head on the wall.
>Great idea, I'll flank with my shitty healthy and then stand their with my shield up knowing I'll be able to hit them with pees when it findally goes down. You know who would be good at that? FUCKING REINHARDT
You can't flank effectively because you are tied to the ground with reinhardt. D.va is much more efficient because she can get there flying, outside of the fov of the enemy, not to mention shes much faster.
>waifufaggotry always makes me choose characters I can't play, or that are plain bad
iktf
you fuckers didn't tell me she was a gamer gurl
How the fuck do I play monkey-man? I feel like I'm tickling people with the electric shit
>>336626217
Press mouse 1 untill they are dead.
>>336620665
godly taste my friend
One thing you have to admit
Based Blizzard doesn't give a fuck about sexualizing women
The tracer pose rework into a sluttier one was a slap for the faggot whiny bitches
W A I F U S
>>336623548
Just download the japanese voices and pretend you're playing a korean rip off game like I do.
>Korean mecha
Why?
Would it have been racist or some shit to make her a nip?
>>336626532
Had to shoe in the Starcraft gamer references.
>place Symmetra all the time
>get absolutely lost in the midst of melee
>have to get close to deal damage with the primary
>I always panic when I charge shot and fuck up and miss
>always running into Bastions
>always being hunted by McCree's
Fucking shit I need to get good
>pick mei
>lose
I can imagine she's fun as hell if you're on the winning team but she doesn't seem very game winning on her own.
>>336622462
It's a shitty mecha who's secret power is to fucking blow up, the Japanese wouldn't design something so un-sugoi.
>>336626532
korea is one of blizzard's biggest markets, they'd complain if they were left out. same goes for china
japan is far less interested in computer games in general, let alone blizzard ones, so they probably didn't feel the need to pander to them
>>336626532
>game has a samurai ripoff with a bow
also has a fucking cyber ninja ripoff with a sword
>they both have heavy and borderline racist accents, yell out random japanese
>Add a new character
HURR DURR WHY ISNT SHE JAPANESE
>>336626820
Try to split the enemy team with the ice wall, it's pretty much a team wipe every time you manage to do that.
Also, use mouse 2.
>>336626964
>Call Hanzo the samurai and Genji the ninja
>Friend does the opposite
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>336627065
>friends calls them the chinese ones
nigga they all chinese
How many dicks would you suck for Mercy to have D.VAs gun?
Call me crazy, but didn't Bastion originally have a shield while in Sentry form?
>>336626870
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kamikaze
>>336627256
Stop tying to steal my name faggot.
I thought one of the shitpost baits for this game was that it had a like 90 FOV and wouldn't include a slider. I haven't change any settings, but I see that there is a slider, it's on max already by default, and the max is in the over 100 (I forget the exact FOV, I noticed it yesterday)
>>336622120
Almost everyone does ridiculous damage with Mercy amping.
>>336627256
Yes. They took away his shield and gave him more damage. It ain't great though.
>>336625686
Old people who grew conservative, yeah.
The newer generations don't give a fuck about shit that happened 70 years ago.
>>336625935
I know this feel all too well.
>>336623350
What artist did this?
>>336627505
It's really not, I'd rather have the shield because holy fuck is he unbelievably fragile
>>336627218
give me the sauce on this pharah
Did they deliberately make all the waifubait characters so bad?
Roadhog Winston and Bastion are too good for the rest
>>336627775
>Winston
Wat
>>336627723
Probably some SFM artist, just google "SFM Pharah"
>let the dragon consume you lmao xD
So tired of this shitter hero and his shitter ult.
>all these people who have no idea how to play d.va
She is actually really good if you don't play her as a fucking tank like the game tricks you into thinking she is
>>336627817
>filename is OW
>expected the follow up to be "the edge" with the most hours being Darksiders Man
>not even on the list
>>336621925
>you will never have a petite mecha pilot wife like D. VA
Why does it hurt so bad?
>>336627934
>them thighs
Mei players are definitely the most cancerous.
>overextend 2 miles behind enemy lines
>everyone focuses her
>whoops iceblock now full health
>panic Q because you're a shitter
>Q covers half the map because Blizzard's balance
>potg gg ez :)
>>336627218
>All that amazing looking cropped Pharah porn people keep posting
>I can never find the sources
WHYYYYYYYY
I want to dress mygirlfriendup as D.VA and fuck that shit out of her. Hnnng. i can't play this game without the urge to fap.
10/10 Blizz made a good game.
>>336620665
Pro-tip: When facing a D.Va, the center of her mech where you can see her is actually a head hitbox.
Shoot at her and her visor to do more damage. She literally has the biggest head hitbox in the game, and if you miss, it's the center of her, so you're still hitting her body no matter what.
>>336622272
You can push people with her mobility charge. It also deals damage, so if someone is runnign away with a little bit of health, you can run them over and kill them.
It's also good for dislodging a shielded Reinhardt, just charging into him and knocking him about.
>>336620665
Butterface
>>336622332
>literally zero mobility
>secondary fire is completely useless
Keeps it from being GOAT. Blizz fix please.
>>336627657
As someone who plays Roadhog constantly, I'm sorry.
>http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=53701381
So, is this just a fps dota/m.o.b.a clone
or is it actually a video game
>>336626217
It's small damage but it's auto-aim. You're a big nigger, just stick next to weak faggots and laugh at their attempts to run away while you zap them and give them your hot monkey dick.
>>336622272
Her charge actually has some offensive uses. It does minor damage and knocks people around.
Her pistol has the highest fire rate in the game, so you can actually end up doing some real damage if the enemies just ignore you after taking your mech out and you have teammates engaging. Due to it's rate of fire you can fill up your Mech gain back quickly too.
>>336628165
>yfw Blizz employees make the fake crop-porn themselves to attract pervs
it's working for me
Why is she so sexual?
>>336628502
Why do people think its a moba? Its a team oriented, class-based shooter.
You shoot things, you go after objectives. There is no laning and minion farming or whatever.
King of the hill, payload.
>>336620665
>"nerf this"
Pretty sure they did
>>336628502
It's a fps moba
>'stun into strong attack' characters
>>336628502
It's not a Dota clone because:
>there are no creeps
>there are no items
>you don't level up in game
>the objective isn't to destroy the throne
>there are no towers
>there is no jungle
>there is no Roshan/boss
>you can swap heroes on the fly
>you can have duplicate heroes
>teams of 6 instead of 5
ect. I don't know if it's a meme I'm missing out on or what, but this shit isn't a "MOBA". Or I guess it is, if you are actually using it it's literal definition and not Riot's marketing term for Dota clone.
India, Russia, China, Japan, Korea
They have successfully represented every single Asian country most Americans can name!
I wonder if they know about any others?
>>336622272
>>Might as well die so she'll get back in her mech faster.
You can wreck people with her pistol once you learn to land headshots, though.
>>336628725
i was just worried it was less TF2, and more like Super Monday Night Combat
>>336627865
I'd say Hanzo is literally the only "no skill" hero in the game. At least shit like Bastion you have to do your placement right or you just die. Hanzo players are literally Huntsman Snipers with a higher fire rate, scatter arrows, wall hack arrow and a really cheasy ult.
90% of Hanzo kill cams are just people firing down empty hallways and lucking out that someone ran into them.
Dva would be literally perfect if she was japanese not Korean
>>336628725
The skills, the retarded ultimates, the whole feeling of the game is like a first person moba.
>>336628502
don't know if it's a moba but it's definitely not a video game
>>336626532
Americans hate the Japanese people. WW2 propaganda instilled a deep hatred of the Japanese, and that hatred has been passed along through the generations.
Another reason for the Japanese hatred is that they're a very creative people, and white dominated societies cannot stand the thought of a non-white society making their mark on the world. White people grew up with the idea that their people are the only ones in the world that matter, so seeing another race succeed just pisses them off. And to top it all off, the Japanese have always scored higher on IQ tests than white people.
Americans try so hard to push Japanese culture away by creating all these pejoratives such as "weeaboo". Making the mecha user in the game Korean is pretty much a "fuck you" to Japan. They're appropriating the Japanese culture without giving credit where credit is due, in an attempt to slightly lower the respect towards Japan. Now all the normies will think mechas are a Korean thing.
>>336628832
No. This is TF2, but instead of 9 classes with various loadouts, you have 20 heroes with fixed loadouts and abilities. The gameplay is literally identical to TF2. Battleborne is the MNC clone.
>>336622462
If she was jap then it would be racist
>>336628872
Except thats not how it feels at all.
>>336627934
The class thing is all fucked.
>Junkrat in Defense when he's the best at taking down stacks and heavily defended areas
>D.Va in Tanks when she's better as a lone wolf taking down squishies and slowly building her ult to finally disperse the whole defense
>Symmetra in Support which is a death sentence if no one else picks a support, she should be in defense because she absolutely shines at securing chokepoints and alternate routes that squishies will use to ambush you. Plus the teleporter is a godsend for defense.
>>336628502
it's exactly like TF2 I think
>>336628935
I don't know, I loved class based shooters, hate mobas, and dislike Overwatch. Feels like I'm playing a slow ass moba character with barely more mobility some times.
Some characters are faster and can actually fucking jump, but it's still not what I'd call fast paced.
>>336620665
is this ded?
i can't connect...
who /zenyatta/ here? fun as fuck on payload
You could say I have a type...
>>336628891
>Americans hate the Japanese people. WW2 propaganda instilled a deep hatred of the Japanese, and that hatred has been passed along through the generations.
Wow I have never seen someone talk out of their ass so much and I have been sadly here for ten fucking years
>>336627657
Bastion also couldn't turn 360 degrees while in turret mode, I believe his pivot speed was also incredibly low. Also back attacks used to deal 3x damage, now they deal 2x.
Just gotta bro-op with a Reinhardt.
>>336627934
>Can't tank
>Can't attack long range
>Needs to blow herself up to be viable
Shit class is shit. D.Va's only wortwhile contribution is porn.
>>336629378
actually the back attack was added after the shield was removed
t. closed beta player
>>336620665
Mein fucking got AAAAAAAAAAAAA
Do skins carry over if you buy the game?
>>336629432
>only wortwhile contribution is porn
worth it
>>336629298
You've spent all of your pathetic life indoors on /v/, so of course your view of the world is warped. You only see the American opinion of the Japanese from the perspective of a bunch of anime fans on /v/ who love Japan, so of course you're not going to understand what I'm talking about.
>>336629565
full reset at release
>>336625572
The West is dying. Europe is irrelevant and will be conquered by Islam soon since they don't reproduce.
America is overrun by niggers and Mexicans. Not to mention rampant feminism and degeneracy. An empire in decline.
China will own the world soon.
Oh and before you call me a nip, I'm white.
>>336627218
remember that phara cut off her limbs so she could fly in the suit.
non canon porn
>>336629432
>completely off model
disgusting
Since the Tibet rep is a buddhist monk, I'm hoping for a crusader as the Vatican City rep
>>336625572
>and doesn't reproduce
sounds like white people
>>336629589
American here. this is actually true. This is a phenomena that isn't jst exclusive against the Japanese people though. You can see similar things to how we treat Russians, Chinese, etc.
Americans are really prejudiced to people from different countries. I don't know if there's an actual word for this but it's something I've noticed growing up. Lived in both the suburbs, exurbs, and big cities of America.
>>336626870
You should watch more Gundam.
>>336629790
nice dude DEUS VULT haha lets stop islam together bro
>>336626870
You're right. The Japanese kill themselves enough without mechs as it is.
>>336623350
Sauce? Looked on the booru and paheal
>>336629790
makes me think of this guy
>>336629746
>china
Nope. The next generation is for Islam. They have a head start thanks to occupying so much developed countries.
China will never develop itself. The elites want their power no matter what. They don't care about destroying everything, even their land.
>>336628891
>>336629902
don't hate yourself, people believe in stereotypes outside of america
Do you think that Mercy gets aroused when you rub her horns?
>>336630092
Islam is not a nation. It's a primitive backwards religion that needs to be snuffed out.
>pick Reinhardt
>shield your team from damage
>they refuse to followup on a charge or sit on the point
FUCKING
>>336630254
kinda offensive dude :\ no need to be so islamaphobic
>>336629746
nip
>>336630334
pls go and stay go
>>336630123
Oh, I know. It's sad but true. People are kind of like this everywhere.
It's stemmed from the fear of the unknown. People don't know what other cultures or nations are like, so they fear them and use hyperbole to make up stories about them.
It's an interesting problem we'll have to overcome if we want to advance as a species and become a space-faring civilization.
But enough politics. Let's talk about 10/10 MEKA pilot sexual goddess
>>336630189
No. Mercy is asexual.
>>336630092
>developed countries.
You mean 3rd world shitholes where they shit in the streets and live in mudhuts?
>>336629671
Fugg
>>336622630
I dunno what to tell you man, stop being shit?
>>336630512
what the fuck?
source?
Fuck this game.
>freeze people all day as Mei
>they get so mad that they tell you to fuck off
>>336628869
I find this to be correct.
>>336630334
kill yourself
>>336628891
What the fuck is this bull shit. I never once met a person that hates Japanese people for no reason other than because they are Japanese. Americans love the shit out of Japanese culture.
Her mech hardly looks like the ones you see in Japanese mech animes anyways.
>White hating white person
Fuck off mate and eat a bag of maggot ridden dicks.
Any chance we'll get a balance patch before the game goes live?
>>336630301
Sorry senpai. As Symmetra I'm just trying to throw down turrets and cut down flankers.
>>336630702
>>336630376
fuck off back to sucking drumpfs dick
>>336630650
You can hear the enemy team? I've been in party chat the whole time so I'm not sure how voice chat even works.
>>336630875
haha DRUMPFS
How do I play Giant Robot effectively? I can mash dudes and stun dudes and whatever if my team is with me but the second I put up a shield they decide to stop doing anything. Are they unable to shoot through the shield? Is that the issue?
>never get commended as indian tech support girl even when I carry the game
why
Why does it take so fucking long to find one person to start the match?
>>336630890
If you hit tab, you can swap channels to match chat, which is all chat. I also guess you can /m for match, but I haven't tried it yet.
>>336630972
Just get a Bastian and a Thorbjorn tank and let them set up behind your shield.
>>336630889
meanwhile hanzo is actually useful to the team and gets potg
>>336630995
Are you playing on PC?
>>336629902
>I don't know if there's an actual word for this but it's something I've noticed growing up.
Nationalist?
>>336630978
Because support is a thankless role. Meanwhile a Reaper simply pops his ult in a group of people and gets play of the game and all the upboats.
>>336630875
go get cucked by shillary fag
>>336630889
How do you get the kill log????
so is this game shit? should i play on ps4 or pc? i feel like pc since i prefer xbox 360 controller for shooters. do you need ps+ to play this on the ps4? because if so the choice is obvious.
>enter match
>looking for players
>look at chat
>"Don't kill anyone!! We are friendly"
Is this the new Heavy bullshit?
>>336631072
Yes.
>>336631085
Southern.
>>336631104
*teleports behind you*
*bbcs you are waifu*
heh heh heh kiddo
we arent done yet
*puts mixtape into her ass*
its fire senpai
*takes your money as welfare*
who is the cuck now?
were done here
>>336631136
options
for some reason blizzard thought its a good idea to disable it on default
>>336631148
I haven't seen that, but if it's just the pre-game fuck around before the match starts, who cares?
>>336631141
>so is this game shit?
Do you enjoy SC2, Heroes of the Storm, Diablo 3, Hearthstone? Then this game will be right for you.
>>336631158
Oh well don't play on a dead platform lol
>>336631201
that was actually pretty good. I concede
>>336620665
I love playing her but she feels weak.
>shit ult
>horrid damage
>mediocre barrier
>slowed down when firing
She's also shit at tanking
>>336629902
It's called being a nativist. Or a true American, you commie faggot.
>>336622363
As someone who used to play a medic on TF2 mercy is really fun. I'm prolly gonna play her most.
I want to impregnate D.Va
is this normal?
what do you do after you freeze someone as mei?
>>336631441
Icicle their head
>>336631441
Right-Click their head. Boom. Headshot.
>>336631441
Headshot with your OP weapon.
>>336631441
Shoot them in the head with an icicle
>>336631436
no its not fucking normal. you probably have at least 4 mental disabilities and are almost guaranteed to commit suicide before your 40s.
I bet you watch anime too.
>>336631436
It's about as cis as you can get, normie.
>>336630254
Edgy as fuck
>playing lucio
>slippy slidin on wall
>switch to speed
>rush a pharah and instagib with headshots
>press E and dodge entire team
>mfw shitting on people with a support class
>>336629259
>those stats and averages
>most played heroes
You're basically handicapping yourself by playing waifus over characters your good at it seems.
>>336631612
lucio is probably the best support class
he's ridiculously good
>>336630875
I hate Trump. This isn't a hugbox, you sandnigger.
>TFW you can't aim for shit and the only way to get kills in this game is with headshots
I haven't had this much silly fun since TF2. I really like the art design of the levels too.
>>336620665
I want to fuck her so bad it's unreal.
>>336631603
It was pretty edgy.
But i think all religions are backwards. they are a tool we no longer need as a species
>play tracer
>the only character that can kill me is widowmaker
It feels like so many people in this just outshine the rest.
>>336631436
If your main desire is to impregnate women with your living spawn, you might just be a bore worm.
>>336627817
>playing Boring 76
Come on anon, get that Tracer time up
>>336631748
I liked you more when you were edgy instead of euphoric.
>>336631772
I like tracer but i keep fucking up and forgetting to reload/using guns from too far away which gets me wrek.
She seems to do insane amounts of damage but only if you're in their face. Good thing she has 3 blinks and a recall.
>>336631701
>Hating Trump
You're right, its not your liberal hugbox that you need to go back to.
>>>r/gaming
>>336631701
Reddit is down the hall and to the left
>>336627817
>Mei #1
You're a good guy. Let's freeze some faggots together.
>pick Hanzo
>win instantly
this is the game that's going to blow up in esports? its garbage and its so easy to get kills and wins, how can anyone find this fun
is it because there's color everywhere
Why does Genji's ult seem to do literally no damage?
r8 too pls
>>336631896
>le leave if ur liberal meme
Lel make me faggot
This game is unbelievably shallow. It's about as substantial and fun as Heroes of the Storm, so basically it's complete casual shit.
What's up with these mechs?
Why is all SFM porn such absolute utter shit?
>>336631701
Fuck off libshit
>>336630978
Same. Fucking shit, man. The turret thingies hurt and will rack up the goddamn points but too many people love upvoting Bastion shitters.
>>336632025
This site has always been a right wing site, I don't know why you people think you are allowed here. People that come to this site need a MINIMUM of one month /pol/ browsing before they even go to other boards. If you are not redpilled you are not one of us
>>336625227
> PS4 version
> You can clearly see the key bindings
Spot the retard
>>336631965
>how can anyone find this fun
It's a great game to just run and shoot while turning your brain off, exactly the same kind of gameplay I enjoyed TF2 for.
>>336631896
>>336631903
Remember when this place was an all inclusive place of hate and not just /pol/acks spouting shit? Oh that's right, you came here in 2014.
F- See me after class.
>>336632052
There's two man piloted mechs (like Pacific Rim) that the Russins use to fight omnics. That map takes place in the factory that makes them.
>>336632123
Back to your hugbox, cuckservative
>>>/pol/
>>336632154
/pol/ pls go and stay go /v/ is for vidya
>>336632239
/v/ belongs to /pol/ and always has. Get redpilled cuck
>>336632154
Gr8 b8 m8 I r8 8/8
>>336621062
And they have shit damage mid and long range. Only option is to get up close. But then you get shredded by better closer quarter fighters.
Cream my body, anons.
why are the english voices so terrible
they literally sound like they were ripped from a shitty tumblr
Anyone else feel very luke warm about the game? Seems like something that would be good F2P. I'll have to give it a lot of time before I take the plunge. After a few matches I felt like I saw it all. Slew of one shots, no aim needed skills/shots, and poorly balance.
I was really hoping and expecting so much more. Even with less classes I kind of feel like there's more variation in TF2 since you actually have to aim and there's various gameplay changing weapons.
If they add weapons (for free or loot crate) to this game then maybe..
I like playing her a lot, but her dialogue does get pretty obnoxious after awhile.
I wish she was more of a self aware parody of e-sports instead, then she might've been actually funny and tolerable.
>>336632293
Stay mad conservacuck
>>336621589
>>336622230
They nerfed her mech hard since I last played back in November. She used to be my favorite tank but now shes complete shit.
>>336632154
I know this is b8, but hasn't /pol/ only been a board for like 3 years? That's pretty new for 4chan time.
>>336622230
Best way to ult is
>Point self at enemy
>L shift
>Q
>Use your pistol cause its better.
>Mech just flies through enemies and scatters them
>>336632331
hate to break it to you anon but your waifu is a lesbo
>>336632425
Even before that this site was redpilled and pro conservative since it started.
>>336632465
I don't even like her much. But this picture gets me going.
>>336632351
It's always good to see someone who plays support, but goddamn you healing is low as fuck
>>336632351
hey there cheetopuff grats on level 9
>>336632476
Nice revisionism, m8
>>336631734
>it's unreal
Just like her :^);_;
>>336632401
Isnt it time for your daily estrogen pill lib? Dont forget to prep your bull later
>>336620975
take that back!
>>336632661
Shouldn't you be bombing a mosque?
>>336632476
kek
neo-/v/, gents
>>336632331
>draw tits on a dude
>call it a girl
Only in America....
>the enemy team votes for your supp
How beta can you be?
>>336632730
low test spotted
>>336632709
Fuck off and neck yourself conservashit
>>336631531
>>336631519
>>336631507
>>336631557
What if you couldn't headshot frozen people? Like no bonus damage from it. Would she be balanced then?
>>336624627
>(worse than any other tank ironically)
Do you even play the game? Rienhardt is the worst damaging tank by FAR. I sure do love seeing his 50 damage per swing.
D.va melts niggas. Stop trying to fucking snipe and rush characters you pussy.
>>336627657
If anything can get within shooting range of you as Bastion, you're playing it wrong.
>>336632425
Yes, /pol/ started about 3 years ago. Moot decided that /news/ was terrible and changed it to /pol/ which was based about political incorrectness. But when he cucked it to death a couple of years ago, all the "redpilled brah" fags seeped out. Also, GG was co-opted by them after it went from giving LiterallyWho shit about fucking reviewers to being a so called internet movement. This site has always been countercultural. It used to be pretty liberal, but now that liberalism is hip, you have people acting conservative to be different.
tl;dr the fad will pass and this place will be shit like it always has been.
>>336632840
Mei is balanced as fuck.
>people dying while activating their ult
will this ever stop not being funny?
>>336632730
>a woman isn't a woman if she isn't barbie
>>336628891
LOL Such A Idiot! #reactionpic
>>336631201
Do more of these, you're pretty good.
>>336632894
well no because it happens every 2 seconds because this game is shit on a stick
>>336632840
It's the freezing that's broken, not her icicle. It ramps up way too quick.
>>336622462
Her character is a Starcraft pro turned mech pilot. Koreans play Starcraft. Japs don't.
>>336620665
W H O R E
H
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E
>>336632331
It's so great that people of all races, religions, and sexual identities, are included in overwatch. I'm so glad that gaming has become something that not only white males can enjoy.
>>336623675
>every webm of overwatch is someone using an ultimate
can anyone making a webm showing actual player skill?
>>336626217
Lucio doesn't have any electric abilities
>>336633083
I cannot grasp how this could upset anyone
>>336622363
You must not have had me on your team. I am the best Mercy.
>>336632894
The best are the "shutdown" plays of the game. I played a match where an enemy Pharah started her ult, and ours immediately counter-ulted. She jumped slightly almost on top of the enemy Pharah to kill her and the rest of the enemy team.
>>336631978
I want to split DVa's little gook pussy in half, bust both my nuts inside her and mix my white genes and her asian genes to make the perfect race.
>>336624692
>rocket through enemies, they all get stunned
>primary at close range for maximum crit head shots
>have ult? Activate and run out for quint kills
Just play her like how she is,
Jet slam, shot gun to the face and shield
Rinse and repeat
>>336632154
So you came here sometime after moot remade /new/ as /pol/?
>>336633209
>shooter game
>instant kill pushbutton ultimate moves
wake me up inside
>>336628891
> and white dominated societies cannot stand the thought of a non-white society making their mark on the world
So making a mecha user Korean is oppressing non-whites? Plus D.VA is Korean because a lot of Koreans play Starcraft, and seeing how mechs are in that game it would be a nice nod to that culture(Plus it goes with whole "girl gamer thing" seeing how a lot of pro-gamers are from Korea its a nice gesture to Korean culture)
I do not get this logic, "whites made a mecha person a different non-white then I allow so they hate non-whites"
Not every person that pilots a Mech has to be
Japanese. Anyway there is a fucking ninja and Japanese bow-man in the game, they are giving plenty of "credit" to Japanese culture.
>>336630413
>Its a "I think I am smart by being up space travel" post
yea the only thing keeping us form space travel is that some people don't like other people.
>>336632331
>that bulge
>>336632154
Yeah right, because people on /b/ when it was the only highly popular board for the first 3 years or so were the spitting image of conservatives.
Fucking faggot, atleast put some efford into your bait.
>die every 2 seconds because most of the heroes suck
>respawn and then spend 30 seconds slowly walking to objective
>die again from some stupid bullshit
wow this game is complete crap I wouldn't play this if it was free, fuck you Blizzard.
>>336633329
does she get BLACKED
please tell me she does dude
>>336631989
most potg I've seen are from genji's ult killing shit loads of enemies. you're doing something wrong
>>336633389
Nigger I don't need to. Baited people all thread and ended up bringing the dumbasses I was mocking out of the woodwork.
>>336633405
Support main / 10
You should try Lucio too.
>>336633267
August 2014 was the arrival date of most "IF YOU ARENT A CONSERVATIVE FUCK OFF 4CHAN REEEEE" hugboxing /pol/yards. thanks to GG we got all these edgy teens who know nothing about 4chan but will absolutely force their preconceived notions of what 4chan should be
>>336632967
Which is why i'm making it so she cant freeze and kill big characters so easy.
>Spawn
>Do the Hello command
>No one says Hello back
My feelings...
>>336633409
you tell me
>>336626532
They need to make a pun with MEKA. MEJA would not sound the same.
>>336633405
>being this much of a healslut
>>336632637
>tfw learning japanese
>one day I'll befriend a mecha pilot
Can't wait lads
>you will never come home to Tracer frying up some fish and chips
>you will never find your evening tea and crumpets already served for you
>she will never blink between the kitchen and where you are to give you a kiss and ask how your day went
>she will never stop blinking around and become very serious as she takes your hand to tell you that she is finally pregnant with your child
>you will never have her cozy up to you in bed that night and hold you tight and whisper in your ear" aye love, we did it. We're a right and proper family now"
>>336633779
>you will never shove icecubes up her ass and watch her fart them out at a wall
jdimsa
>>336633779
>you will never behead her for insulting the muslim caliphate with her scandalous outfits and mannerisms
>>336633405
>mfw Winston ulti at 10 health
>>336620665
>play for first time ever
>22 elims
>4 deaths
>play of the game
>level up 3 times
how is this game good?
>>336634025
fuck didn't mean to reply
>>336633779
>people on /v/ think being british is some exotic novelty
>>336633779
>Tracer's feet
my dick
>>336633349
It's stupid white mexican/dindu halfbreeds or country bumfucks that want to lay claim to all shit because their little pitiful existence could be oppressed by everyone around them not paying attention to them.
>>336634052
So if you aren't shit then the game sucks?
>>336634231
You just described the average racist
Why are they so perfect?
>>336634342
D.Va makes perfect sense, since shes an idol of a mech. Mechs dont work with male pilots outside of Gundum.
>Reinhart comic
>he actually imagines his opponents are dragons/demons when he fights them
Chunni as fuck. He's awesome.
>>336633701
>Pacific Rim will never be real
I want to mind meld with Mako and fight Kaiju.
being a /m/an is true suffering
>play D.VA
>everyone things you are a waifufag
>play bastion
>everyone thinks are cancer
>zenyatta sucks ass now
>your sniper loses the sniping minigame
If you can't make the enemy sniper at least somewhat afraid of you you can't play sniper.
is this game causal enough to play on consoles
>>336634659
>wish we had a sniper to take out theirs
>check our team
>we actually have one but they've been shit on the entire time
>>336634659
>zenyatta sucks ass now
scrub detected
>>336634659
>this whole post
>Play Mercy
>Get flanked by a Tracer
>Spam the 'Heal me' emote hoping the McCree/Roadhog/Reinhardt/anyone would help
>No one does so I die
>This happens for the rest of the match and we lose
Were people always this stupid? I remember in TF2 when I was playing Medic heavies and soldiers would actually peel for me if I asked them to.
>Overwatch
>Good
>>336634659
>everyone thinks
play what you want, no one likes you anyway
Just tested the game out. Balance could be better and Ultimates are just dumb. Nice aside from that.
>>336620665
why is she using a lost planet VS?
>>336634959
>implying this would work
>>336634807
>Your Widowmaker never lands a headshot and always dies in the front lines
>Your Tracer always charges in head first and dies
>Your Bastion sets up in full view of the enemy team and dies
>Your Reinhart runs around by himself and does nothing
>Your Pharah always makes herself a gigantic target in the air and telegraphs her ult
>Your Roadhog can't land a single hook
Kill me.
what does on fire mean?
>>336634959
lol? tjorb effortless to kill as widow, pls self terminate immediately
>>336635130
That you're good shit right now
>>336634959
>It's a meme team that gets countered by literally anything episode
Tjorborn + bastion + a tank works. That shit doesn't.
>>336620665
>you bought Battleborn instead
>>336635193
>episode
GO BACK TO /tv/ FAGGOT
Is it just me, or do you need the paladin dude on any team? I find that he makes everything so much harder to kill just by standing there with his shield while the bastion/widowmaker/whatever rape your face.
>>336627647
>>336630045
http://thecunnysseur.tumblr.com/post/136057934732/im-still-alive-soon-time-for-a-whole-new-year
>Its a bastion and reinhardt ride the payload episode
>>336631436
Yes
>>336635378
Pharah exists
>>336620665
VIRAL
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>>336630875
t. bernout
The Overwatch open beta has really shed light on how fucking casual /v/ is. People seriously can't counter Bastion? An immobile turret?
>>336635615
This isn't starcraft. You only control one unit.
>>336635575
t. fagout.
>It's an opponent team with a defensive objective goes on the offensive and knocks your dick into the dirt episode
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Soldier Enhancement Program, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Omnics, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I have the top sniper in the entire Overwatch armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the world and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my Death Blossom. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Talon and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>336635615
1v1 me irl fgt
>>336635672
DIE DIE DI-AAAUUUGH
>>336635615
Would be great if he didn't one-shot his counters.
>>336635670
>its a defense team sets up all their shit in front of the spawn only to have one person land on the objective point causing the whole team to have to re adjust episode
>>336635729
>one shot
uninstall the game
Downloading the game right now. Can you practice against bots or are you forced to jump right into multiplayer?
>>336635791
>not jumping into the deep-end and drowning for a few games
What's the vibe that they're supposed to be going for with this? It sure as hell isn't funny like TF2, but it's so contrived that I can't take it seriously either.
>tfw things are going alrightish and the lag hits
>>336635791
you can do solo training and then a total bot match if you want.
>>336635886
G.I. Joe.
>>336635886
nothing
it's a "let's brainstorm random ideas and throw em all together" game
>>336631649
whats wrong with playing waifus?
>>336620665
>hurr lets throw the mech away
>pentakill
>potg
EVERY FUCKING TIME POTG EASY MODE
>>336635769
He's right though, assuming that the bastion has like 2 heal sluts around him, it's fair to assume they give him the double damage buffs to oneshot people.
>>336622120
how to be a retard 101
>>336635886
>MAG has been dead for over 2 years
>>336636164
You can LoS it with a 5 pixel lamp post. You can also knock it away
>>336635465
do you know what a bastion is
>>336636164
It's the easiest thing in the world to avoid. I think I've only been killed by it once and thats because I was already 10hp on the very edge of the blast radius.
keep getting d/ced how do you fix
>>336636542
A good trick that I don't see a lot of players use is boosting up into the sky, blowing it up, and timing it properly to where it explodes above enemies and goes over walls.
Depends on the map though, it's fucking hilarious when you do it.
the random brawl is fun.
>>336635465
>lmao just ult them
>Reinhardt blocks it
>Bastion blows your face off a mile away cause thats how miniguns work
>>336636593
Try updating drivers. If that doesn't work fresh install Windows.
>>336636472
A highly immobile unit vulnerable to flanking and aerial attacks. Plus Pharah can scatter people which is the point.
>Be hueDJ-man
>Zippin around walls being untouchable, speed hackan, and healan
>Spot a widowmaker
>Hue up to her perch
>Sonic blast her into the stratosphere
>Do this three more times over the course of the match
Lucio a best. You can support without thinking about it and It's super easy to get in people's face or get away
>>336631714
play mercy, be a healslut
>>336636695
>Ult
Press E senpai
>>336635886
It's a shit MOBA that's trying to copy TF2 to stand out, the only Vibe Blizzard wants you to have is "I SHOULD GIVE THEM MORE MONEY", but don't waste your money, this shit will be deader than Titanfall in three months
>tfw enjoy Symmetra for general defense but immediately feel at home with Soldier 76
You can sit back and pot shot forever. I was picking off Bastion's like it was going out of style.
>>336636164
>It's an people play five games in the deepest shitter cesspool and complain about balancing episode
>>336633181
Get on my level
>"Prepare to atta-"
>Ally locks in Trob
>>336633181
Wrong post ment to reply to >>336633405
>Always a Hanzo in every game
>Hear moonspeak
>Suddenly whole team is dead out of nowhere
>This happens almost every match
Anyone else getting pissed off by this? Most of the ultimates don't seem TOO busted, but that fact that Hanzo can shoot it through a wall and he doesnt even have to be in your line of sight seems WAAAAY too busted and one sided.
>enemy mei does well
>someone on your team switches to me
>>336637132
Holy crap, you must be super boring. Healers in this game are so dull.
>>336637228
I hate when I hear it but don't see it because I know it can eat through a wall and kill my fucking ass if I'm not aware.
>>336637228
Yeah and somehow people manage get killed by it instead of moving out if/using their crutch skills.
>>336632637
>>336631734
>Just like her
You gents know she is based off a real personwho is equally as cuteright?
Japanese D.Va
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLoRzSfUiD8
I really need to impregnate Pharah
>>336631772
>>336631863
I have no idea why people play Tracer. Her EVERYTHING is amazing but her fucking guns, they're fucking peashooters that may as well just be a sneeze.
What would you do with Tracer's long legs?
I want to be D.VA.
My friends said they never noticed the 20 ticks but I noticed it after playing today. I was getting shot at by the enemy team and I run by and get behind a wall and then after a second, I die behind cover. Shit is getting pretty lame familia.
>>336633083
>>336633179
Fuck off back to tumblr
>it's a hanzo stands with his back to the enemy capturing the point episode
>>336622462
They are saving the female japanese soldier for pic related
God overwatch SFM shit is so good
I normally don't look for any of it because it's garbage, but where do you find good sfm shit? Don't tell me you just have to trawl through tumblrs.
>>336637393
the best is when it just barely sticks out of the ground
>>336634052
>I know how to play video games
>I'm not getting my shit kicked in this game sucks
What the fuck?
>>336637594
if she did more damage she would be way to strong
>>336637465
Because Hanzo players always shoot it in tight corners and corridors that you cant dodge out of/can't see it until it hits you.
>>336638014
I'm not asking for her to do tons of damage, just MORE then it is right now. Can you even get a kill with wasting a whole clip on all headshots?
What is the best way to deal with Reinhardt? That fucking shield can eat literally ANYTHING
>>336638387
Her guns basically do only slightly less than bastian's up close. Plus she can basically avoid the enemy's line of sight entirely and just e to heal if she needs to.
I mean, sure they're glorified melee weapons, but anything more would make her broken beyond belief.
>>336638387
depends who you are fighting go for the supports or the sniper then build up your ult and win the game
>>336638471
He is slow as fuck and easy to navigate around and sneak around. Literally just go behind him, especially if he is focused on protecting someone else.
>>336633779
>tracer making fish and chips
only your localy chippy has the trade secret of making good fish and chips
>>336620665
D E A T H I S O P
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>>336638471
rockets and junkrat, or bastion with damage amp will melt it
Would you watch D.Va's movie?
>>336638875
>shaved
woooooooow
>it's a Mei sits on your face until you pass out episode
>>336638959
I fersee great fapping to this
>it's a Symmetra put 3 sentries behind the rock covering the healing stim pack episode
>>336639193
>>it's a Symmetra put 3 sentries behind the rock covering the healing stim pack episode
>>336639369
Best
Roadhog seems to me to be the best person to pick if you just want to play by yourself and fuck shit up without worrying about teamwork.
Been liking him a lot
>>336639369
B E S T
G I R L
>D.Va
>isBlizzard's answer to Zero Suit Samus
Prove me wrong.You can't.
>>336639578
>>336639468
Brown girls are always best
>>336639626
She's a ripoff of a popular early 90s anime character.
>>336639806
>go to AX in July
>all these women are gonna dress up as these characters
>in the middle of 85F+ weather
my dick is going to erupt like Krakatoa did
>>336639632
>That breast placement
>>336622120
Winston's jump puts her jets to shame. That fucker will straight up leap across a map to smack the shit out of Widowmaker.
>>336639719
Like her accent as well
>>336639632
>patreon watermark
picture ruined
>>336639626
blizzard already has that blonde starcraft lady character
>>336633092
You should see the Play of the Game. It might as well be "Whoever got the highest killstreak after an ult."
>>336639886
What's that expression supposed to convey?
>>336640158
>sheseesyourdick
>>336640158
she sharted
>>336630254
I agree. Seeing all the fucked up shit happening over in Europe is making me hate them and their religion
>>336639971
Kek
I never noticed that until now.
>>336639990
Best skin
>>336640153
>solo kill 6 player in succession with 1-2 seconds between each kill after a 12 player killstreak
>guy with a double kill gets featured instead
>>336631201
>bbcs you are waifu
>puts mixtape up her ads
Are you waifu or is she?
>>336639719
I dunno
Symmetra does nothing for me
But my god, Pharah, oh man
>>336630875
Who is drumpf?
>>336641026
>tfw you will never see her on base and flirt before going on missions
>>336641047
The God-King of America
>>336640958
Symmetra isn't brown, she has the distinct shit smeared all over her skin feature, that all indians have. Pharah on the other hand, is a delicious brown lady.
>>336640158
She wants your cock and isn't above pretending to be a child and giving you puppy-eyes to get her way.
>>336641135
The faggot-fag of America
Fixed that for you.
>it's a dwarf and bastion are protecting the choke point and your teammates are nowhere to be seen episode
>>336640940
Well duh yours was lame a f anon.
PoTG is dumb.
>>336641346
No one is being paid to shill for Hillary by the way. It's a Republican-funded lie and a pathetic attempt to smear her campaign.
>>336640958
>>336641026
>>336641034
>PharahLegend of Korra: All Grown Up Edition
>>336628891
Now now, Donald Trump doesn't speak for America yet.
>>336641307
Pretending to be a child is my fetish.
Call me daddy, Tracer.
>>336628891
only isreali jews hate japan
>>336641463
Korra is perfect and exist only to be dicked
What're the best offensive classes at the moment? All I've really played are roadhog and 76.
>>336620665
Don't have a screen shot but my top played would be
D.Va
Trader
Mei
Torbjornhis turrets are fucking gross
>fit
>confident
>brown girl
Yeah, that's right. Exactly that.
>>336641524
Oii daddy, are your gonna squirt your spunk all over my kiddy face again when im napping?
>>336641582
>trump loves israel
>/pol/ loves trump
how?
also Estival versus gameplay is fucking trash
>>336628086
Indians can't code worth shit, and what they churn out is so full of bugs and out-right errors that it ain't worth it unless you're going for NISA-tier.
>>336641601
I thought she was gay.
>>336641783
Just because she likes to munch carpets doesn't mean she doesn't like to munch hotdogs. She still very clearly liked guys.
>>336641601
>dicked
She's a Lesbian m8. I doubt blame her, if I were a girl I'd go gay for Asami too.
>>336641681
If you can get headshots with McCree and do the whole flashbang and fan business you can take out tons of people. Direct hits as Pharah are also pretty good.
>>336641721
If you want me to, Trace.
>>336641950
Bisexuals are a think you know
>>336641723
Trump's a business man from New York, it makes sense that he loves Jews since he's worked with tons while running his business, but being a first hand witness to 9/11 has made him realize how much he values his country, /pol/ doesn't think he's perfect but they can see how he's much better than the rest of the possible candidates
>>336641723
he also would love a black man to bang his daughter (his own words)
>>336641471
>>336641582
Shouldn't you be on tumblr or something?
>>336642234
https://youtu.be/aHPUZk5HdRA?t=26m4s
>>336641026
I love Brown Samus
>>336642258
im not a black lover or a jew lover so no
>>336640940
Don't worry that system is just fucked.
>Soldier 72
>Do a double kill
>Do a triple kill
>Do a triple kill with ult
>they show my double kill
And it was really boring too, like 20 seconds of me shooting at Lucio and lucking out that some low HP character ran into my E 5 seconds later.
>>336626532
They make more in the Korean market if one of the characters is Korean, it's also why Mei is Chinese
>>336642317
isnt this show when trump said he wants to fuck his daughter too?
>>336642501
no idea
>>336622462
Didn't hear? Being a weeb isn't cool anymore, all the 15-13 year olds are Koreaboos now.
>>336623675
T H I C K
H
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C
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>>336642317
so trump is:
pro incest
pro race mix
pro israel
I'm in
>>336642890
atleast you know what you're voting for then
>>336642967
yes, a guy who is ok with torture EVEN if it doesnt work, that will make muslims less likely to bomb their asses of within the usa
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