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W40K thread. Let's discuss about:
>Dawn of War 3
>Space Hulk - Deathwing
>Any other W40K game that I forgot about
Also,Heretics are not welcome..
>see trailer for DoW3
>get hyped
>see screenshots
>mfw
Yeah, it's probably too early to judge the game. But what a bummer, what a huge difference in style and tone.
>Gabriel and Macha fall in love and get married
>they fight back against chaos with the power of true love
Should I play DoW 1 or 2? Never played DoW in my life, I'm a Warcraft3 cunt.
>>336610457
They are pretty different. One has base-building and big armies, one no base-building and skirmishes, but with more rpg-elements. You have to decide what sounds more interesting, but both are good games and.
>>336610749
....and?
>>336611186
And nothing. Sorry, wanted to write something but decided against it and
40k is the most epic thing ever. I'm so glad /v/ taught me about it.
>>336610749
>and.
is you ded anon?
>>336611186
Warp took him.
is it just me or /v/ is not excited for DoW3? There isn't even a thread on /vg/ on warhammer? How's that possible?
Don't talk to this Heretic, he was touched by the Warp.
>>336611491
>>336611491
>>336611491
>>336611491
>>336611539
Go away.
Warhammer 40k still thinks it's in the 80's, which is awesome!
>>336611641
We have like 2 screenshots to discuss, and we had constant maxed out threads for an entire day after the trailer dropped. There really isn't much to go over at the moment.
It's probably going to go back to imagedumping until we get new info.
Reminder that the RTS genre is dead and this game will flop.
>>336612492
Reminder that you should kill yourself.
>>336612706
I used to ride the RTS meme train in the early 2000s. The genre is dead now. Last good RTS I played was Supreme Commander, and that came out ages ago.
>>336609462
>Dawn of War 3
Waiting to see how soon I can play this, coming in with low expectations and hoping there's an alpha test later this year. My worries are how big the armies can get, how many factions there will be after all (if any) expansions years after release and if mods will be supported.
I expect to be disappointed, but I won't shit on it until I actually play it.
>Any other W40K game that I forgot about
You forgot aboutEternal Crusadebut I can understand why its forgotten.
Hey, you know that 40k MOBA they were making? Turns out they cancelled it in March
>>336609462
>>336612492
The main reason why it'll flop is not because the RTS genre is dead(not saying it isnt either) but because its SEGA
Expect dlc units up the ass and a shitton of cut content in favor of selling dlc
>he plays eldar in battlefleet gothic
>>336609462
Ive never played dawn of war or anything warhammer 40k related despite playing numerous strategy games of various kinds. I guess i should just jump right into DoW2?
>>336618725
>about to lose
>fly the last ship around the map until someone gets bored and quits
>>336611641
/v/ cant into games the require even a mordicrum of thought
>>336618929
you can get dow1 (all dlc/expansions ) on kinguin for under £5
havent played much of it my self. starting tomorrow
>>336618973
God i fucking hate elves
>>336611641
Are you sure its not filtered
There is ALWAYS a total war thread up on /vg/. was in there earlier. left when it got derailed by politics
I bought the DoW collection and have tried Dark Crusade, but the building and combat just feels clunky as fuck, especially after playing a ton of War3 back in the day.
Hi, Coach Dorn here.
the SpaceHulk Deathwing forums have been infested with reddit tier facebookers. I need YOUR HELP to flush them out.
Register at
http://forum.spacehulk-deathwing.com/
It's the official place to find the most information about the game and the fastest.
Streum On even log in every now and again to respond.
Here's their official twitter too
https://twitter.com/SpaceHulkFPS
If you haven't seen the fucking gameplay footage for Deathwing, here it is.
https://youtu.be/MERJhTprNpw
No roleplaying, you faget.
>>336618725
I had some data recovery 2v2's recently with no Eldar, and holy fucking shit it's so much fun without OP bullshit.
>data frequently changes hands using lightning and boarding pods
>1 Chaos player per team meant no one could fully escape into the corner of the map
>skilful manoeuvres used by all but the Orks to avoid rams and AOE
>Orks using Tracktor Kannons to ram their enemies into themselves or their ramming ships
I can't wait for Eldar to be balanced because BFGA is so close to being excellent fun. Whenever Eldar are in the game it's often worth auto-retreating, especially as Orks.
>Dawn of War 3 units are built to do specific things. You unlock the option to make them do those things in a slightly different way but Gabriel is still an up-close melee brawler tank and Soleria [the Imperial Knight] is always going to be a ranged powerhouse.”
Ah yes, just what DoW needed, a strong independent woman titan pilot that don't need no emperor
>>336619982
i might start playing as ork after i get to level 8 chaos
that tractor beam thing seems fun as fuck to use.
i dont mind losingthat muchnon eldar players.
jesus christ you have to be a total fucking asshole to go that faction. they had to be elves too. fag race
>>336619985
There's nothing really stopping women from being Knight Titan pilots, though, other than their feudal household.
>>336609462
40k is ruined
it will never be goofy orcs in space fighting mercs in power armor ever again
it's all about wrist slitting edgy "MUH KAYAAWS!! MUH HEERESY!! MUH TAU AND ELDAAAR!!!!"
Also
>Find out new spacehulk is fps, unlike the shitty board game port like the last one
>Think it's gonna be a tactical FPS/RTS dungeon crawler hybrid like the amazing DOS/PS1 Space Hulk games
>mfw It's yet another unimaginative wave survival game
Also
>Table top game getting worse with each edition
>Models getting more expensive and fewer, GW continually adding more and more bad units that nobody will ever use
>Meanwhile Legio Cybernetica still hasn't returned to the game
>Lore is continually getting worse and worse, focusing on being edgy or an imperium wankfest
>Still no age of strife lore except for that one comic
I'm just about ready to give up on jew dubs, lads.
>that guy who eats a bag of doritos and then wants to pick up and examine your minis that you worked hard to paint
>>336620572
I just hate the knight lore, as wacky as 40k is that's cutting it too close to adolescent fanfiction
Not even big into muhreens but they idea of essentially mercenaries commanding such vital armour is dumb
>>336620878
Because god know the Imperium never lets wildcard mercenary types do anything important
>>336620361
Orks are good, annoyingly tough and when you're in brawling range of them you're fucked. Currently though the only favour worth taking is the Evil Sunz one for their Tracktor Kannons and faster engine fuel regen. If you're in a data recovery game Bad Moons ships and grot launchas are worth taking so you can steal data from silly ranges then run away. Plus equipping your ships with whatever you want is great, you do this when you first get a new ship. Pro tip: Kannons are fucking nasty, cruisers/battlecruisers with full broadsides of them are solid takes.
>>336618973
>Tfw I did that and ended up winning due to slowly whittling their ships to death with bombers
TREMBLE, FOR CHAOS COMES.
So should I play DoW or DoW2?
>>336621094
That sort of stuff should be a rarity, how many of those mechwarrior clubhouse ripoffs currently exist
>>336621135
cheers, hell even the escorts are pretty nuts with their front cannons
>>336620749
>that greasy cunt picking up your Eldar flyers that aren't sold any more by the model
>"yeah looks ok"
>>336609462
>No threads up
There is one actually: >>336556694
>>336621406
You need to always be <3k for orkz to be at their best. Then your evy kannonz with evy upgraedz counts Dat silly armaz as only 25%
>>336621406
Yeah, use Savage Gunships if you have any spare points. Set them to attack from the front at 3km range.
>>336621297
DOW1 first. Play in order of release.
>>336619794
I made an account ages ago with a classic 40k name before it was taken. I'll log in later
>>336621297
DoW. Better voice work, more races, more gritty and larger battles. DoW 2 was a huge failure.
>>336609462
>that moment where the Wraithknight bisects the Imperial knight, then gets Wiped out by the second
>>336621845
>DoW 2 was a huge failure.
If it were a huge failure they would not have made 2 sequels. It's a different game.
>>336621297
Both. Don't listen to the salty assholes who refuse to acknowledge DoW 2 was good but different. Order of release is prefered buy you will get hung up on Dark Crusade/Soulstorm if you want to see all the single player content.
>>336622016
It should have been called Heroes of the Warp.
>>336621297
Both. If you are interested in the campaign, play every DoW and DoWII expansion, Soulstorm is a safe skip though, it was boring.
>>336621792
Oh yeah it was one of the chaos gods
>>336622053
>there are people out there that didn't love the DoW 2 campaigns
>there are people who never combined melee Tarkus with Jonah, to create a squad that refused to die, forced all enemies to drop their weapons and attack in melee and then utterly ripped them to shreds
Can someone post the Jew edit with Tzeentch?
>>336622591
This one?
>>336617793
Sheeit, that's amazing for a gift, have fun with it
>>336622735
Yah I think.
>>336622936
>buy gifts for friends every now and then
>including fully priced games on wishlists and ones I've heard they want, not just ones on sale
>never get anything in return
eg
>have friend at College who likes singleplayer games
>heard he wanted to play Dead Space 1 & 2
>game wasn't on sale, buy both games for him
>he never plays them once
>sometimes complains to me that he's bored
>>336623139
>titans are irreplaceable pieces of technology
>lets send them to melee a fucking wraithknight lol
Are blood ravens the most retarded chapter in the galaxy?
>>336623806
>Titans
Those are Knights
>Reading about the thousand sons
>The Codex Astartes calls this manoeuver 'Steel Rain'
Dawn of War 3: Boreale's Revenge
>>336623806
Space Marine Chapters don't command Knight Houses, they can ask for their help. That's about it. And they damn sure can't order a Titan Maniple about.
>>336623806
you are a moron
>>336624069
we're fucked
>>336623806
Those cannons would not have done shit vs a Wraith Knight, so melee was the only option.
>LOL RETARDED
>>336623665
Man that sucks, I always try to give some gifts to my friends on their birthdays and usually get something back
Godspeed anon, you have a kind soul
>>336624069
kek
>>336624065
If you want a good audio book, listen to The Talon of Horus. It's about a Thousand Sons legionary sorcerer in the 41st millennium who's not your stereotypical evil chaos marine trying to find Abaddon's hidden ship. It's very good.
>>336624831
I'll check it out. Only Audio book? I've never listened to an audio book, but I listen to podcasts a lot.
I'll find a Download
>>336624065
Just embrace the bird magic.
>>336624963
It's a book too, but the vocal talent in the audio book version is very good. Whichever version you pick it's worth getting.
>>336624195
>X don't command Y, they can only request aid
That basically sums up the post-Heresy Imperium military hierarchy in its entirety
Friendly reminder that Dawn of War Franchise Packwas75% off.And nobody gifted it to me..
>>336625067
Everything went bad for them. They are JUST the legion
>>336622561
DoW2 was probably the only Diablo-type game where I had real fun. By the end, I had equipped the FC with a Heavy Bolter that had no set-up time and would insta-gib light infantry.
>>336621297
They are totally different.
dow1 is a RTS and dow2 is a MOBA
>>336625423
At least they're not the Lamenters
>>336625923
At least the lams aren't just animated suits of armor
>>336626013
At least the Lamenters don't have the Blood Ravens shitting up their name
>>336622936
Probably got it in the Humble Bundle since it was $12 for the whole thing+a bunch of Total War games.
>>336626013
Lamenters are JUST incarnate
>>336626224
Getting fucked up trying to save people is nothing compared to all the shit TS got dealt
>>336623665
Get better friends
>>336626013
>>336625923
Lamenters are the most popular tragic marines, but there are similar stories. I can't remember the name of them but there's a chapter in Imperial Armour 13 who couldn't defend a world from a Tyranid(?) invasion, meaning insurmountable odds even the smerfs couldn't cope with; and to spare the native population from pain and anguish the marines gave them a quick death before retreating. They were then declared heretic and have been actively hunted.
Serving the Emperor > Logical withdrawal from a pointless defeat
I'm really looking forward to Space Hulk: Deathwing. The visuals are definitely on point (thank you, Unreal Engine 4) and the guys over at Streum On seem to be really into the setting. My main worry is that the maps will be ridiculously straight forward. I don't mind them being linear in a liberal sense, but I fear that they might end up being clear corridors that lead from A to B rather than the interesting labyrinthine ship interiors that end up converging on the same final spot that they should be. Making decisions like avoiding great halls or splitting up at certain corridors in search of artifacts or to clean up potential ambushes would add a lot to the tactical depth of the game. I enjoy straight forward games like Vermintide and L4D as much as anyone, but it'd be a waste of the Space Hulk 'setting' to go for an entirely linear approach. The longevity of its popularity will rely entire on the quality of its level design and diversity aswell as the replayability.
>>336622105
>Custodes Armor
What's even stopping these kleptomaniacs from stealing the corpse of Guilliman?
>>336627295
They like stuff that's actually useful.
>>336627346
>tfw no Eldar gf
i just binge watched the entirety of "if the emperor had a text to speech to device"
it's pretty fucking great, would recommend.
>>336627498
Did I just catch you being a fucking heretic?
>>336627224
> That 361% armor on the body.
I knew Space Marine armor was tough, but thats off the chain.
>>336619794
I like this concept, but you need to talk like you're Rogal Dorn
>>336627706
Tactical Dreadnaught armour was originally used as maintenance equipment to allow mechanics to repair the interiors of plasma reactors while they were still active
>>336612992
Millennials don't have the patience to play RTS' and those who do are ultra-competitive e-sports faggots
>>336627835
It's hard to talk like you've constantly got a mouth full of dicks when you're typing
>>336627841
Oh yeah, I forgot it was Terminator armor.
I do wish some form of media would show what a Space Marine looks like under their armor, be interesting to see just how much their modifications have altered them.
>want to play Space Hulk
>too shit to progress past two missions
I just wanted to shoot some xenos, should I try any of the other Space Hulks anyway when I get the chance?
>>336620878
>The nobility of feudal societies come to venerate technology left over from the Dark Age and pass down the suits in heredity houses.
It's pretty tame for 40k standards. Space Wolves and Newcrons are a lot wackier.
>>336627224
Hopefully the community doesn't die off as fast as Vermintide.
>>336627927
>millenials
You realise this includes anyone born from like 1980 to 1999? You could just say "kids".
>>336621297
DOW. BUT download the Ultimate Apocalypse mod that comes with the Tyranid/Daemonhunters/Daemon mods. Soulstorm with UA is the ultimate experience.
>>336627224
>legs 100%
MY LEGS ARE OK
>>336609462
How do I improve at DoW 1?
>>336627224
shit, that looks alright
suppose ill finish DOW to get into the lore and shit.
>>336628128
Yeah, that's what I'm afraid of. Some interesting weapon and armour customisation could help it along, but the game will live and die depending on its level design.
>>336627568
Good luck, I'm behind 10 companies.
>>336622591
>>336622735
I want one with a Navigator
>>336623806
1.) Those aren't Titans
2.) Don't take the events of the trailer literally. It's surreal.
>average Imperial Guard soldier
>>336619794
ok i was hyped for DOW 3 but SHIT
DEATHWINGS LOOKS SO GOOOD
Total war warhammer looks pretty good now that chaos warriors are free (for first week) and it'll be moddable
>>336628284
Prepare for the storm, you traitor.
>>336622105
Blood Ravens confirmed hoarders and thieves of the galaxy.
>>336628430
>[EXTREME HERESY]
>>336609745
I really miss the gritty look they had going in DoW1, DoW2 was okay looking but it wasn't quite gritty enough, DoW3 looks so tame by comparison. If I had to judge it based on what I saw I'd have to compare it to a MOBA with the way the models stand out compared to everything else.
>>336619982
The Eldar are balanced.
You are just shit at the game.
>>336628583
I have no knowledge of Fantasy, it looks good tho to me. Not sure if I want to buy it right now
>>336623665
That sucks. I always try to get my friends gifts for their birthday if I know it, or on Christmas.
Do you think the god emperor is aware of whats happening around him?
>>336630027
I'd imagine he thinks it's a coma night mare
>>336630027
His mind is split up into so many independent beings it must fucking suck.
>>336630027
once the adeptus mechanicus install a text to speech device with technology from the second imperium, we'll know.
>>336625603
>MOBA
well im not buying DoW2 then
>not worshiping chaos
>>336609462
I have been watching Bruva Alfabusa all day and all last night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJh5PETGihs
This shit is more gold than the Imperium
is 40k and the TW fantasy related?
that karl franz? guy, is he the original emperor?
>Gorgutz confirmed in DoW3
>>336630579
Second millenium i mean
>>336630672
Originally, yes.
But they have not been the same universe for a long time.
>>336630868
alright thanks.
>>336609462
>dawn of war 3
JUST
>>336630630
DUDE
ANIME
LMAO
>>336631095
>implying I like anime
>>336630672
Used to be. Fantasy was one small planet in the corner of the galaxy. Chaos gods would even give their servants 40k tech on occasion because of dirty cheating.
>>336631547
That sounds hilarious
>>336631605
This is a fantasy pic despite there being fucking bolters in it.
Also fantasy has plenty of stupid and black humor in it just like 40k. The fantasy RPG has a warp effect where your genitals gain life, get up off your body, and run north for the chaos holds.
>>336631547
Fantasy was set on a planet in a warpstorm in 40k
40k existed in a crystal ball on a wizard's shelf in Fantasy
>>336631835
Fantasy looks cool, I just don't know anything about it. Maybe I will pick up total warhammer
Is the DOW series a good entry into the Warhammer 40k universe? I find it really interesting looking but I don't know how to get into it.
>>336631975
I would like that picture if it didn't have all those other retarded references mixed in for no reason
>>336632016
DOW is a pretty good way to get into the universe, yeah
I'd suggest looking things up on lexicanum or /tg/'s 1d4chan if you want to know more about specifics though
>>336631917
Anon, you reminded me.
https://www.returnofreckoning.com/
T4 is coming, soon.
>>336632016
if you just wanna get into it, read 1d4chan for memes or lexicanum for facts.
just start reading on the primarchs or the emperor or something, then just click everything that sounds interesting.
also if you're new to orkz then read this to understand orkz:
http://www.cold-moon.com/40k/Deff%20Skwadron/deff_skwadron.htm
What's the best faction in DoW2 and why is it the Orks?
>>336632170
>I would like that picture
Ah, so your taste is shit.
>>336631975
>macha_the_manic_pixie_dream_girl.jpg
>>336632445
dead simple, see:
orkz da best 'cause orkz da greenest!
>mfw my chapter destroys a craftworld's infinity circuit and all the Eldar kill themselves out of shame.
>>336631975
I LOVE video games *Holds up spork* (If eldar even have sporks)
>>336627927
MOBAs are like 20-60 minute long games
>>336631917
Fantasy is dead
>tfw your chapter still has the best game from the 40k universe
>>336633535
>tfw ultrasmurfs
>>336617793
stop posting this.
>>336621297
both
>>336630628
Don't listen to that guy, MOBA is a buzzword for 'any game with cooldowns' on /v/ now
DoW2 is much smaller scale, you can only control 4 units at a time most of the time in the first 2 DoW2 campaigns, in DoW2 retribution you get to control more.
don't mind me just being the best faction , spreading The Greater Good.
>>336633645
They're like the complete opposite of fabulous
Such disgrace
Is Battlefeet Gothic good?
I like 40k, but I find it difficult to believe that spaceships could adequately represent the races.
>>336634146
Oi ye panzee I krump ye good
>>336634146
>not spreading the word of the Emperor
>>336634146
If the Tyranids were not in the galaxy, the Tau would be exterminated. They can't even handle a small crusade or a lone Tyranid ship.
>>336628000
They are described without armor often enough in the novels
On the outside they look pretty normal save for their proportions as a result of beinh xbox hueg
On the inside there's just 18 extra organs, nothing to fret about
>>336634265
It's like fight with boats on the sea. Slow as fuck.
>>336633645
say that to my face
>>336633535
tfw I like Ultramarines but everyone just shits on them
>>336623665
You have shitty friends. Did he at least thank you?
>>336630027
Yes, he is
Some entries in the codex state that he can pretty much speak to anybody in his vicinity in the way of visions or literally telepathy if the wishes.
He also influences the Emperor's tarot so the Inquisition know where is shit gonna hit the fan
>>336626593
>>336626727
>Blood Magpies
LOL
>>336634851
Ignoring Matt Ward's faggotry, the Ultramarines really are quite good.
They have a large population, good equipment, and the Codex Astartes taught them every tactic for every situation.Except for Tyranids.
>>336631835
>>336631605
In the End Times event some Fantasy characters encountered a "heavily armored silver knight" that was stuck in the Warp killling daemons
It was as literal a mention of this faggot as it could be
What are the best channels/videos to get in touch with the warhammer lore?
>>336631014
>an in game model has less detail than a heavily upscaled model displayed in the main menus
:^D
>>336635187
The Vaults of Terra.
>>336634456
This.
It's awesome.
>planet is getting fucked by Orks
>Space Marines come to help
>"those Orks seem less retarded than usual, gee I wonder who's leading them"
>"wow it's Chaos, who would've thought?"
I love wh40k games but this is getting old.
>>336634146
>best faction
>irrelevant
>smaller empire than the UIltrasmurfs playground
>literally took their entire race to hold off against a small Imperium campaign
>literally in the middle of the tyranid armada
>actually the Ethereals' bitches
Best race, sure
>>336634265
>I find it difficult to believe that spaceships could adequately represent the races
Yeah I guess that's why they never made a tabletop game out of space combat
You know who'd win in a fight? Master Chief.
>>336631014
You realize it is quite likely still in alpha, right?
It may or may not suck, but it's too early to start guessing.
>>336619794
>we will soon have left 4 dead clones for both warhammer fantasy and 40k
What a time to be alive
>>336635498
Against a regular marine? I'd give him a 30% chance
Against anything higher than a captain? He gets rekt in less than a minute
This is coming from a fellow Halo fag
>>336635498
Gr8 b8, m8. I r8 it 8/8. Let me go tell my m8, K8, who is 8, about this gr8 8/8 b8.
>>336635141
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtDVaBtWha0
>>336631880
I used to think Fantasy was 40k's past.
>>336634862
>worshiping a false emperor
female space marines when
cis scum can't keep getting away with this
>>336633645
>blueberries
>>336635978
>worshipping the retards who pour all their resources into Ezekyle "Failed 12 and a half Black Crusades in a row" Abaddon
>>336636205
Why would you want dykes with gigantism when you could have these cuties?
>>336623139
>Battlecannon does nothing because 2+ armor
>I5 step WK kills IK with D weapon
>I4 step IK kills WK with D weapon.
>>336634862
The chest wound was just stapled together and you can actually see where the bicep is starting to detach from his amputated arm, yet they had the time to install an eye replacement.
The Imperium never got its priorities straight.
>>336628583
>free (for first week)
Still not touching that shit.
>>336634494
I just noticed that the amplifier on the Banshee's helmet looks like the amplifier that mutates in place of a mouth on some Chaos Space Marines.
>>336636394
What kind of facial deformity is that?
>>336635978
It says more about your "gods" that a corpse keeps them at bay.
>>336637001
bless your ravaged body
>>336636205
They kinda already exist in SoB
>>336636878
That Sanguinius looks to chaos
Have the superior version senpai
>>336637001
Praise the God Emperor of Mankind
>>336637151
>>336636394
>pretty, shapely, aesthetic wimminz
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>336633170
I know, but that doesn't mean there aren't tons of stuff to look into about it and new games coming out
>>336637387
How about you praise something...better?
I saved this for some reason. Is this the right thread to leave it??
>>336637520
He won't devour my soul when I die, so no thank you.
>>336637682
>believing this
>>336631014
That screenshot makes it clearer than ever that those "screenshots" were just models posed and then copy/pasted over a background. On top of no filters/post-processing, meaning the colors are unfinished, it also explains why the proportions and shadows are so inconsistent.
>>336637682
>not wanting to be immortal and fuck slaanesh
>>336638550
>falling for the eternal pleasure meme
>>336638727
Better than being an ultracuck.
>>336635498
The main issue with Spartans vs Space Marines is.
>Halo is plausible semi-distant future tech
>40k is impossible fantasy far distant future tech
All fields of science 40k is far more advanced than even the best the Forerunners or Precursors have to offer let alone the USNC.
Which Dawn of War should I get?
My favorite RTS is warcraft 3, so I'm guessing Dawn of War 1 is more my cup of tea. Or should I wait for more info on the third one?
How do you get a sister of battle pregnant?
I've never been into 40k, but it seems super interesting. I already have an idea of what games to get, but what are some interesting books to get into the lore? I heard Horus Heresy is good but are there any other recommendations?
>>336639992
Get the first 1 with the expansion packs.
>>336640192
Good luck trying to convince them to play hooky while on duty.
>>336640310
Dress her up as an altar boyit was a joke
>>336639992
get2
>>336639992
>should I get the game that is out or the one that might release in a year
Tough choice
New pics
Someone pls upload their W40K reaction folder
>>336637284
>>336636878
Why is he so perfect?
>>336640664
I WANT TO SEE CHAOS
And last one
>>336640787
/Tg/ says that chaos will be Dlc
>>336628062
>try tutorial mission two
>somehow it always give me a fission mailed message
Also fuck that optimization oh my god
>>336640789
STEEL
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>>336640756
Fulgrim? No idea, but he is pretty perfect
>>336640965
>t. Fulgrim
>Trailer gets posted
>get motivated to paint myblood ravensThunderhawk
feels good
>>336640946
R A I N
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>>336640965
>fucked in the head
>borderline gay
>possesed by demon
>chaos
>easily manipulated
Yeah, perfect
>Elite Card: Titan Invictus
Gifted by Forgeworld Graia's defenders for the Blood Ravens' timely and heroic assistance of the sector. The Blood Ravens came to the Forgeworld's aid as the planet was instantly overrun by greenskins and heretic forces.
>Emperor's Fury
It was said that Forgeworld Graia's savior was an Ultramarine captain who slew a Chaos Lord ascended into daemonhood. This Power Axe was a tribute by the Ultramarines to the Blood Ravens who assisted in the planet's defense. It's unusually effective against daemons, greenskins and heretics.
>Sternguard's Lament
This bolter saw action in countless centuries against every enemy of the Imperium of Man and throughout these centuries held by only one man. It's original owner modified this bolter to allow it to fire faster without the expense of accuracy, therefore effectively cleansing the Emperor's foes. It was later found by the Blood Ravens on Forgeworld Graia and bears Ultramarine markings.
>>336640756
He just is.
Loyal, pretty, perfect in every way except for his mutation.
DLed DoW from steam, are Dark Crusade and Soulstorm seperate from DoW? The game manager implies they should be connected but when I open each is asks me to make a new profile and the game manager never gives the option to switch between games
>tfw playing ravens
>tfw playing ultramarines
>tfw playing slaanesh cult
>tfw playing sisters
>tfw playing catachans
>tfw playing gene cult
ive pumped too much into this game
>>336641336
>Space Marine references
I like it.
I... I just want a game where you play as the Phantine XX Air Wing and zoom around in Thunderbolt fighters, Ace Combat style. Except against Heretics.
Raining death from the sky across the battlefields of the great Crusaders....
>>336640265
bump
>>336620683
Fuck off faggot, you post the same shit every thread, go back to starcraft shilling
>>336640265
Depends on what part of the lore you want to know about, really. The Ghosts series is good if you want to get an idea about the Guard, the Eisenhorn/Ravenor series is good if you want to get an idea about the Inquisition, and the Ciaphas Cain books are good if you like good books.
>>336640265
Dawn of war series
space hulk (ASCENSION!)
Space Marine
books, start with either A Thousand Sons
or a audio drama
>>336641872
>letting the Blood Ravens steal a Titan and Titus' weapons
>>336640265
I recommend Eisenhorn trilogy, it's a pretty solid story with a lot of different 40k elements mixed in.
>>336641628
Anuone?
>>336637458
>women having the body or mind capable of undergoing gene-seeding
Stop it
>>336643976
ad mech should've worked harder on their technology then :^)
>>336644620
I smell heresy.
>>336643976
It's mostly the lack of a Y chromosome
>>336644620
You should ask the Emperor himself, that's more his problem, since he's the man/man-god/man-man responsible for the development of the Astartes.
The AdMech did fine.
I'm considering developing a fanmade Inquisitor cRPG just for fun. Anybody wants to be on board? I'm able to program and I think my writing is pretty good (I've also read all of Abnett's books).
>>336640192
You have to be allowed a sister currently assigned to the ordos famulousus . So you have to be either some lord general or somesuch with a bloodline they want to preserve. Or someone so badass the ecclesiarchy takes notice and basically feeds sisters to your cock until you get some pregnant. So they can dump your spawn in Schola progenii.
>>336645193
/tg/ mega link if it still works
https://mega.nz/#!rg5QBbgY!hueCFExgHuAKbTaoHLICiIMN0-ZehkWNW7jPh1enl30
I know some anon asked for it a few days ago
>>336645372
I'm pretty sure GW will still crack down on popular fan games
It happened to Chapter Master, I think?
>>336623665
if i had a friend who forced his gifts upon me i'd really have to send something in return
>>336623665
>Bought my friend a game.
>He played the shit out of it.
>Was super polite and grateful, and offered to buy me one whenever I wanted it.
>A few months later, unemployed and broke, but I want this game.
>Call in the favor, and without a moment's hesitation he gets me the game.
I have good friends.
JUST
>>336645193
The Founding is a fantastic first foray into the wh40k lore. Dan Abnett is a masterful writer.
>>336623987
>>336628392
>Those are Knights not Titans
Knights are a class of Titan, you might as well say
>Those are Warhounds, not Titans!
>>336646475
thanks
>>336647516
>tfw trying to find The Lost Omnibus
I eventually got it but those prices...
>>336641336
>>Elite Card: Titan Invictus
>Gifted
>gifted
Fucking Magpies managed to steal a goddamned TITAN now? Holy shit.
>>336644620
I think there's a reason the Emperr chose males over females to be adeptus
1. They're physichally stronger than females
2. Males are more aggressive and use critical thinking skills instead of relying on emotion like females
3. Males cannot get fucking pregnant
No go fuck off back to Tumblr you fucking Slaneeshi cuck.
>>336647972
>Males cannot get fucking pregnant
SlaaneshDareYouEnterMyMagicalRealm.png
>>336648426
It's a good thing Human souls are too weak to stay concious in that putrid fuck heap.
>>336648426
Go home Slaanesh
>>336648683
When are these egyptian spooky robo skeleton faggots gonna finish sealing the Warp for good?
>>336647972
Pretty sure also the physical conditioning and mutation into an astartes would kill a woman.
>>336648801
Never, they're too busy having personalities and doing stupid shit now
>>336648801
When we get into the 42nd millenium.... so never.
>>336648801
They got some slow-ass FTL that's not warp-reliant right?
>>336648905
If they have personalities does that mean they grew souls now?
>>336640787
The trailer talks about three races, and shows Space Marines, Orks and Eldar. No Chaos right off the bat.
>>336648973
>slow-ass
Oldcrons had the only true FTL of the setting. They just turned off inertia and went as fucking fast as they pleased. Newcrons use the webway.
And they have digital copies of their old souls. They're basically machine replicas of who they used to be.
>>336626727
>forgebreaker
HOW, primarchs can barely wield it
>>336648973
>If they have personalities does that mean they grew souls now?
No, their minds are still intact.
>>336648973
No but Necrons are literally allergic to the Warp. It's dangerous for them (Dunno why, Old one defense mechanism?) Anyway the Necron's were originally planning to seal it off from the pysichal world so no more meddling from the Chaos god's and it stops being a pain.
>>336649209
Also correct me if I'm wrong it was suppose to also stip souls from entering the warp so the C'tan can have an eternal buffet.
>>336631014
a dev said they had to reduce model quality to allow for more units
>only DoW2 fags will argue against this
>>336627512
Fuck I just did that last night
I'm not too sure about some of the overarching plots but man some of the fucking bantz is great
>>336649134
Only some of them. Majority of Necrons are mindless killing machines that are rebuilt from the scraps of a battlefield.
>>336649209
The problem with the Warp was that the Necrons had no technological counter to and the C'tan, being the only completely physical beings in the setting, had no power over it.
Dealing with the Warp is just too much effort for zero reward so they decided to remove it entirely
>>336647969
>Ultramarines save the planet
>Blood Ravens steal Titans
>>336649152
Aramus the Force Commander don't fuck around son. He killed Ulkair with just a thunder hammer.
>>336649439
didn't they have like necron pariahs or something?
>>336609462
I've been contemplating playing warhammer 40k 1 and 2 for a while now because the world and lore just sounds so interesting but I've been wondering this for a while now:
Do the games actually go in depth into the world and lore? For instance I heard everything the Orks build is all structurally and mechanically flawed to the point where none of it should work and it only works because they believe it works through some sort of psychic power their species has but doesn't realize they possess. That just sounds really cool but I realize franchise is far more than the games so I have to wonder if that kind world building and lore is even covered.
>>336650045
Necron Pariahs aren't a thing any more
And even when they were a thing, Pariahs are ridiculous rare. Like, 1 in a billion humans rare. And on top of that the Inquisition hunts them. The Dark Eldar hunt them. They don't live long because other people despise them. They're also no good against Warp storms.
>>336650313
don't any pariahs found get sent with the culexus assasins?
>>336649134
Pretty sure Newcrons still have inertialess drives. Storytiming in progress....
>>336650492
If the Inquisition gets to them first, sure.
>>336650546
>tfw Necrons get into BFG:A
>>336609462
WFB is so much better though.
>>336650683
>WFB
Do you mean Age of Sigmar, Anonymous Poster?
>>336650492
Only if they're low enough.
http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/The_Assignment
http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Psyker#Psyker_Grades
Blanks work the same way as psykers just as negative warp beacons. They can be strong or weak depending on luck of the draw and the assassin temples/imperial tithe/black ships won't discover or care about every little sigma or tau who doesn't have friends.
>>336635498
>Half assed pritotype super soldier that woyld bleed to death if arm was blown off
Vs
>8ft tall, 41st century genetically modified Supr soldier that would only get abgry and pribably beat you to death if his arm were detatched before calling an Apithecary over to have it re-atatched or replace it with a swag roobotic arm later
Gee what a fucking fair fight.
>>336650671
>>336650160
Not really. About the only thing the games really do is mention each race's/faction's schtick. Though DoW does give you an idea of the personalities associated with each faction as well.
As for Ork teknologee, not only does it stick together because the Orks believe it so, their Meks instinctively know how to build their shit.
>>336650683
the vidya for that is considerably deficient compared to 40k.
>>336634375
And you little faggots can? That's why your ally with filthy xenos and not exterminated both?
>>336651024
Just watch the Gothic Armada Ork cutscene and it sums up Ork Techeeologees and Ork Kultur pretty well.
>>336651024
What a shame. In that case I don't think I'll bother with it. I don't really enjoy RTS games but I'd have trudged through it if I got to see the world and lore in all it's glory.
>>336623665
Thank you, Wesley.
>>336651136
End of battle. Necrons fucked off despite inflicting massive damage because their Overlord was beat in a boarding action.
I dread the day we finally see their ships in a video game.
>>336651173
>Tau faggot being mad salty
Only thing keeping your shit faction alive is plot armor
>Waaaagh of Dakka
>Tau outsmarted by Orks
>Orks
SHIT faction.
H
I
T
>>336632862
Why does it always have to be the blood fucking ravens? We get it, you made the chapter just for your games. Let us play as the goddamn salamanders already. This is what I get for being a loyal servant of the Emperor all these years, fucking bullshit.
Fuck the Emperor.
>>336651180
Yeah, I saw that. Pretty funny shit like grots frozen in space after failed launch/boarding attempts, and things all over the ship blowing up.
>>336651560
How else are other factions gonna justify looting items to better up your character?
>>336622561
ive been waiting days for this kind of picture bless you
>>336651685
May favorite scenes was that one Ork shot down that other poor orks kopter and the Gorkamorka kommite cameo, it was fucking brilliant.
>>336651791
It was made the same day as the announcement
>>336651036
WHO RvR was fun for a while, if only EA would've fucked off with it rushed release.
Blood bowl, horned rat, dark omen were good.
Mark of chaos was fucking nothing.
Vermintide is great, but have very little contet - give people tools to make maps already...
I doubt total war will be good, fucking CA made only shit after Shogun 2.
>>336651423
Decaying corpse protecting entire human race from mass genocide is not a plot armor?
>>336651975
https://www.returnofreckoning.com/
GET THE FUCK IN THERE YE GIT, T4 RELEASE SOON.
I do like that they're planning to finish the dwarf and greenskin cities... and make the elf ones.
been playing ultimate apocalypse for the wait for DoW3 and Deathwing
>>336652219
Difference is, the Imperium is currently losing because absolutely everything is going wrong and they only carry on through sheer bloody mindedness. The remnants of the human race could stagger on for centuries after the Astronomican goes out.
The Tau are one bad Hive Fleet/WAAAGH! away from getting wiped off the map
>>336652219
Emperor's limited protection/=/ Chaos fucking incompetence and failures (12 and a half botched black Crusades)
It's not the Imperiums fault Chaos suck shit. Stupid Gue'la faggot.
>>336627706
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjaYW5Cnr5k
>>336652540
That ir the Tau do something to piss the Imperium off for tbem to call forward a Crusade and have five Space Marine legions and a fleet of Impefial navy fuck their shit up.
>>336652231
>Player count :
>206/1200
No thanks. I still remember these glorious laggy RvR 1k+ vs 1k+ battles and sieges. Locking fucking zones all day so you can have a go at the capital to get at least 1 piece of armor needed to survive and inflict damage in the next stage of capital siege. Fun times.
What's there to do with 1,2k players? Shitty bugged out dungeons and scenarios? Not to mention latest updates made capital siege and zone locks fucking cake walks(due to decreased userbase).
Let's all remember, and laugh, about the Tau
>Hello Urien Rakarth, wanna be friends?
>We Killed Slaanesh!!!
>Hello Warboss wanna be friends
They are adorably retardedjust like their fanbase
>>336617424
That's fine I saw beta footage it looked fucking aweful. Shame because the concept is sound.
I would kill for Focus to get Eugen to make a Wargame: warhammer 40k. The mechanics are almost perfect and the scale for it is fantastic.
>new DoW is 3 Races
>Maybe Chaos DLC (hooray, it literally never ceases!)
>another year before we get Imp Guard, which will probably be re skinned Wermacht units from CoH2
>they still think releasing a sequel with the same or fewer amounts of races is acceptable
What happened to sequels being better than their predecessors?
>>336652850
Man oh man do I fucking hate the space Commies. WHAT fucking compelled GW to create them?
>DUDE MECHA ANIME LOL
>DUDE JAPAN LOL
>DUDE LIGHTSWORDS LOL
Fucking garbage race to ever be made. Why hasn't that one Ork Waaagh onliterated thrm yet?
T'au has scrap, food, loot and a fight all on one planet. An Orks paradise if you ask me.
>>336653243
Don't forget Last Stand DLC with Necrons and Tau as dlc.
>>336611698
He wishes. He only knows his own touch.
>>336653303
Sales anon, gotta get that glorious dosh. It's the only reason they haven't been obliterated.
>>336653303
>Fucking garbage race to ever be made. Why hasn't that one Ork Waaagh onliterated thrm yet?
Because they make GW a ton of money. They are one of the most popular and best selling races on the TT.
>>336652850
>The Tau will never ever be destroyed
>Imperial fans butthurt forever
>>336652850
>We Killed Slaanesh
I remember reading that in White Dwarf. I'm pretty sure it was the first ever display of the Tau's ignorance and naivety and it set the bar really high.
It's amazing how they've managed to surpass it over the years. I think "Inviting the Necrons to tea" has to be the best one, though
>>336653420
It's like after Dark Crusade someone important at Relic quit and they just went down hill ever since. DoW2 was a completely unnecessary sequel. It improved on nothing, and had less content then the original.
>>336653506
>>336653480
No...are the fucking Tau selling THAT well?! For fuck sakes they don't even seen like they belong in the 40k Universe. God damn weebs always messing with our shit.
>>336653731
They've been in 40k since 2001. Suck it up
>>336653731
They appeal to the niche weeb market with the mechs
That and they're also OP, so they attract WAAC fags
>>336653595
>the Tau will never ever be relevant
>Tau fans will cry every time they're called shit
>>336653642
>Necrons gave thise vagina forehead motherfuckers a nice dose of reality via genocudal death and green plasma
Always brings a smile to me tight next to being outsmarted by Ork kommandos. Being Outsmarted by orks should statw that this faction is shit.
>>336651180
I hadn't seen it, it's pretty good.
>>336653849
Can't hear you over all the money the Tau are making GW.
>>336653849
>Tau sells so well that they will become relevant in a couple of years
>>336653981
But we can certainly hear you, crybaby
>>336653849
>The Tau will NEVER EVER BE DESTROYED
>mfw
>>336653981
>Outsmarted by orks
>Had pope killed by Imperium assassin
>Rekt by Necrons after trying to have a tea party
SHIT
S
I
T
>POST YER STEWPID UMIE FACE WHEN DA BIG BANNERS GONE
>>336654095
>>336654132
>w-why arent the tau gone yet m-muh tyranids m-muh ork waaghs m-muh imperial crusades
>GW m-make them go away wahhh
>>336653243
A sequel with four races, as has been the case with their former games, would be absolutely acceptable. There will be four races mind you.
I don't see anything wrong with the game if it has:
Same amount of races as original
Same campaign length as original
Same amount of unit types as original
Same amount of good voice acting/lore as original
Is fun and balanced
Has perfectly functioning multiplayer
I believe Relic will make a solid game that won't be shite.
>>336653937
Now, now, being outsmarted by Orks happens to us all.
It's what happens every time people forget Orks worship two traits. Everyone gets so caught up in their brutality, they forget they're also incredibly cunning.
>>336654132
You forgot
>>cultural exchange with Dark Eldar
>>336652978
word
>>336654397
>sending the monstrosities back at the tau
Hilarious
>>336654338
>Ork hijack Tau shio
>Pass authorization checks on fucking point
>Sneak in and destroy atupid big gun
It's one thing by being ambushed by a kunning ork hiding in a barrel...but it's anoher to have ORKS pull this next level shit on you. Fucking shameful fuck the Tau.
>>336621297
If you want to get into the universe, DoW2 is a better game.
If you just want to have your toys come to life and duke it out en' masse, then DoW1 is your choice.
DoW1 has terrible stories (except for Winter Assault, but most people skipped that) and the voice acting was acted out on a really shoestring budget by the end of it.
>>336636656
It's free (they call it early adopted bonus) so you don't you have to pay for it to get it. You don't get fucked over if you want to make up your mind after launch. Earlier you would've gotten screwed by the eternal jewery of SEGA and CA if the game turned out to be shit because you had to preorder in order to get the chaos warriors pack free of charge.
>>336654738
>DoW1 had bad story
>Sindri
>The banter between bosses in DC
It wasn't great, but they were fun
>>336637535
No.
No femal sm or sm commanders.
Women dont have the brains and balls to be the best of the best.
>>336654738
DoW1s VA was fine right up until Soulstorm
Tau were a mistake
>>336638976
Is that all? Chucking is the slynch way.
Ultra marines are not degenerates.
If the Imperium focused their efforts, could they beat a craftworld?
>>336655232
Probably but it would be a costly affair.
>>336655232
They vould, but it'd be fucking costly, and the casualty coynt, loss of ships and weaponry would be high as fuck. Also Eldar tend to whip out their Titans when a Craftworld is under attack.
>>336647096
Good feels posts. Great friend.
>Play MMO
>New expansion comes out
>Can't afford it and sad everyone will have fun without me
>Guild leader and friend buys me expansion
>Was very happy and grateful
>Year later friend says they wish they could play a game but can't afford it
>Buy game and say I have a game code for them
>Plays the shit out of the game and plays with me too
Feels good to do good
Can Titans fight in zero g?
>>336655232
lol no. A single craftworld could destroy Terra if they wanted to.
Eldar are one of the most powerful factions, they just don't directly attack because they have better things to do.
>>336655602
Like not fucking
>>336655232
The Invaders boarded and raped a craftworld to death, although with heavy losses. So yeah.
I like Battlefleet Armada, why there no thread discussion of it?
Game is probably too hard and not everyone can enjoy too much dice rolls.
>>336648875
It kills even man.
>>336654306
I really don't give a shit if it is as good as the original, I still own the original. I can play it whenever the fuck I want. I don't want to be nickel and dimed for every additional race. Remember they are combining the shit from 1 and 2, meaning they will sell you additional races as DLC at a later date, with no campaign of there own and no real purpose outside of multiplayer.
>>336634398
>You will never be the pinnacle of human perfection
>You will never fight for the Emperah and carry his name with honor
>>336655602
Like being doomed to extinction?
>>336655683
Check /tg/
>>336655667
Laugh now imperial fanboy. The Eldar are making a fucking God to reclaim their empire.
>>336654870
Metal boxes, Siiiindrrrrriiiiiii, the entire Eldar army using the same damn voice except for the Warp Spiders and Warlocks, coz those were male,...
Man, I love commanding Celly around but the games were hardly a pinnacle of VA work and DoW2 improved upon that a great deal.
>>336628128
Vermintide isn't that dead. I can always find games just fine. People like 40k more than fantasy anyway
So the Tau are the only ones Tzeentch can't fuck with in his jewish schemes?
>>336655749
Just like Imperium.
>>336655823
Reclaim an empire of corpses? Jeep living in this fantasy space elf. You're people will be dead and forgotten and all that glorious technology will be refurbished for humanities use.
>>336628062
Use your marines to body block spawns and use the rest to do objectives. Overwatch all day. When extracting and leaving a spawn point behind your walk backwards all the way with overwatch on. Will take some turns but you'll win eventually.
>>336655823
Ynnead is going to kill Slaanesh, that's about it
They'd still have to actually fuck to get their numbers up. And that's hard because at heart they're still Pre-Fall Eldar and Pre-Fall Eldar are prone to going to far and fucking gods of excess into existence.
>>336655763
I want proper /vg/ discussion, it's video game after all.
>>336655993
So make threads then. /tg/ does talk about vidya sometimes
>>336655907
>countless planets abd shstems full of human life
>Trillions flock to Terra on a pilgrimage
>Eldar can't reach double didgit billion population
K
>>336655830
>People like 40k more than fantasy anyway
Fucking Warcraft.
Fantasy is much more popular, only renamed.
It is a shame because it was more popular than 40k, and deservedly so (it has the better universe and is a billion times better at being an actual game), GW just dropped the ball and allowed Warcraft to take away all the cool for itself so now people see it as just another generic IP.
>>336655941
They are literally the superior race in terms of strength, intelligence, and morality. Their "downfall" was a fucking stumbling block to keep their amazing powers from overshadowing the setting
That's literally what the Eldar are you fucking retarded space marine fanboy.
SMASH IT
>>336632016
Yeah and Battlefleet Gothic Armada has a good story. Space Marine is good if you like actions games.
>>336655683
There's a BFG general on /tg/ (they also talk about the tabletop game BFG:A is based on) if you want to discuss.
Also fuck eldar and their fucking pulsars.
>>336656119
>Their downfall was having top brass retards having nonstop drug fueled orgies that tore open a hole in the galaxy and spawned a Chaos god
Why do Eldar faggots constantly try to play this shit down like it's not a big deal?
>>336656059
Corpse Emperor is all that keeping them alive. And his psyche is slowly fading away.
>>336635141
Kaldor Draigo OP as fuck
>>336656119
>>They are literally the superior race in terms of strength, intelligence, and morality
>>morality
Why don't you have a chat with your cousins in Comorragh, eh?
>>336634375
>they repelled a hive fleet with three prototypes of pic related
>>336656293
You mean he'll only go into the warp to recharge his psyker powers and be reborn into the galaxy to lead humanity once more? Cry more by the way, dirty Space Elf.
>>336656252
Because the God tier Eldar left before that happened you dip head. You're think about the Dark Eldar.
Holy shit, you guys are fucking stupid. "Hurr durr humans good, weirdos bad I hate different looking things!"
Fuck you.
>>336656476
>Getting Salty for being called out
It's delicious, cry more.
>>336656443
Reborn as another chaos god - good job.
>>336656624
Nope, he retains himself as the Emperor of mankind with enough psychic power to obliterate all the Chaos Gods.
>>336653672
> It improved on nothing
Except being a better game than the original DoW. There's a reason Retribution have more active players than the rest of em, despite all of em being old as fuck.
>>336656624
Well now, since Chaos Gods are personifications of emotions and concepts that would make the Emperor the Chaos God of Humanity
Not a bad deal for all non-xeno scum
>>336656594
Called out about what? All you did is prove that you know jack shit about the Eldar.
They're objectively the best race, deal with it.
>>336656842
If best you mean by not having kids, creating Chaos Gods, being on the brink of extinction and generally making the Galaxy an even worse place thanks to the eye of terror than yeah, keep living in this snobby deliusion while humanity tries to pick up the pieces you faggots laid out.
>>336656725
He is already worshipped as a god and in no time humanity will create another Chaos god with Emperor as it's foundation.
>>336656825
>personifications of emotions
Humanity isn't that. So he'll become some fucked up shit for sure and do some nasty stuff to his followers.
It's hard for me to enjoy WH for the fluff anymore.
The crunch is still fine, I actively play the crunch and have 2 different races to use. But the fluff has gotten so retarded over the years.
When shit really hits the fan, who's going to win?
Tyranid shouldn't be able to beat Necron and Orks, right?
Will it just be a galactic stalemate between the three?
>>336657027
The attack inflicted on the Eldar people that you mention are nothing compared to the failures of the imperium that THEY CAUSED THEMSELVES.
>>336657204
>Humanity isn't that
No, Humanity is a concept. Nimrod.
>>336656098
GW wasn't into making games back then and when they decided to they fucked up. I still think people who like Warhammer are way into 40k more than the fantasy setting. Even still that Total War game looks awesome.
>>336657252
>When shit really hits the fan, who's going to win?
No one, because GW's whole model runs on this being a completely static universe where no one gains a giant upper hand ever.
>>336657252
Mantrid drones. And then they will iniciate another Big Bang.
>>336657291
And what it fucking represents?
The best part - humanity is totally unprepared for it.
>>336657027
Those were the Dark Eldar you retard. The real Eldar protested the fucking degeneracy!
Is Cormac in the thread? What is he doing off /tg/?
>>336657591
Who?
>>336637535
she was the one shitty part of betrayer, what was an otherwise perfect book.
>mfw I get called a weeaboo by Eldarfaggots
>>336657479
>unprepared
I don't think you're ever prepared for a Chaos God being born
>>336653937
>crons
>plasma
U wot?
Crons have molecular dissasemblers for guns. Plasma is about eleventy jillion rungs down the tech ladder from that.
>tfw endless imperial scum swarm
>tfw 10 FPS
>>336656119
>elfdars
>morality
The 2 are mutually exclusive.
>>336660676
Easily solved by a few Earthshaker rounds
>>336660676
>damocles crusade
Was it really THAT bad?
>>336661098
>make a Warhammer 40k FPS
>who should we use as the protagonist
>how about one of them new Tau guys, they're the badass one man army types, right?
>no, not really, but we'll just say Khorne is helping him
Could have been an Aspiring Champion
>>336635621
>implying Deathwing won't be 10 times better than L4D
Srsly tho, it's not exactly the same thing. L4D has you running around and going down easily, Deathwing is much slower and makes you more resistant, gameplay is changed because of that.
>>336661098
It's not bad. I really like the player character, and the shooting and movement is just like any other FPS from that era. It reminds me of Black if anything.
It was too samey and generic though. It's like a gimped Half-Life with gimped Doom level design.
>>336654865
>I know nothing yet I open my mouth
That's a ship captain you silly, she has no power over Kharn. She's more his waifu than anything else.
>>336657293
Age of Reckoning was legitimately fun tho
Playing as an Ork in an MMO is the most satisfying thing I can imagine
Return of Reckoning servers suck ass because they have 1/100th of the population and no group events at all
If a race would like, chill out and decide to peace out with the Empire and team up, would anyone let that happen?
If the Eldar proposed to join the empire and be normal memebers of it, could that ever happen?
We already have Ork battalions in the Imperial Army so why not?
>>336660676
Just switch the settings to no corpses to delete them, then switch it back on.
Poof, no problems.
>>336609745
Complete departure from DoW 2 killed it for me, that game was a massive improvement from the first one in my opinion.
The goofy art style, the screenshot of Angelos jumping in cataphracti plate (hammer held above is head) makes me think this game is going to pander like crazy; i.e. Simplify mechanics and make it so there are meat grinder and elite units duking it out in lanes.
One the other hand Deathwatch is also here which looks pretty fucking awesome, pretty cool to have a first person tactical shooter.
>>336661981
The Imperium of Man does not team up with foul xenos scum.
>>336662123
>Likes DOW 2
>Game with no BB and a 90% damage reducing retreat button
>Complains about simplifying mechanics
>>336655602
>eldar players unironically believe this
If Iyanden couldn't even defeat a splinter of Hive Fleet Kraken, there ain't no way in hell they could even get close to Terra.
>>336662172
But why?
Is it because of different beliefs?
Or just plain hating other races to the point of refusing an alliance during a full scale galatic war.
And as i said, we already have Ork Imperial Guards.
>>336662286
The Imperium is xenophobic as hell. The only good alien is a dead alien to them.
>>336662172
Tell that to the monkey mechanics making miniature weapons for the Inquisition
>>336661981
Nope. The Imperium is clearly xenophobic.
I don't have the screenshot but someone explained it with an analogy of finding a viper in your sock on Christmas day or something.
Basically, the Imperium got fucked over so many times that it just doesn't trust anymore.
It MIGHT have been possible during the Great Crusade though I highly doubt it, since Empy told the Eldars to GTFO his galaxy when he was conquering, even though they tried to warn hil shit was about to happen, so imagine now when the Imperium has been fighting for its survival for 10k years. You tend to not take anyone's shit after some time, and that time has clearly passed.
Plus Eldars are extremely suspiciously doubtable at best, outright traitors 24/7 at worse.
>>336660854
>damocles crusade
But the Tau were almost destroyed by that. If it wasn't for the 13th Black Crusade and the impending approach of Hive Fleet Kraken along with some serious plot Armour the Tau would have ceased to exist.
>>336662357
>>336662347
THEN WHAT ABOUT THE ORKS!
>>336630684
IZ TOO BIG TA BE BEAT
>>336630027
That's the funny thing about the Emperor. Imagine dying, but instead of dying in relatively short time, your agony is stretched to millenias. And everything you wanted not to happen, happens. And all you can do is watch.
I wonder what he felt when Dark Eldar came to fix him up.
>>336662437
Mercenaries. Stupid, so they think they are easily controlable, which bites them in the ass sometimes, and it's still an extremely rare case, an exception.
Eldars are much more double-crossing.
>>336662674
I guess so.
But then, what is the Empiriums objective?
Stay alive?
>>336662643
>what he felt
Something spiky in his rearside?
>>336654032
H-HAYAI!
>>336662746
Yes.
>>336662643
>I wonder what he felt when Dark Eldar came to fix him up.
That hasn't happened yet.
I know people ask this ALL the time.
But you guys have any idea how i can get into the tabletop game?
>>336654032
Not seen: the standard guardsman standing a head taller, ready to smash his head in, because Taus are utter shit in clise combat.
>>336663067
Don't. Painting and the models is okay, but trying to actually play the game is just setting you up for disappointment.
>>336663067
Find a local scene.
Or buy a few figures and a codex.
>>336663067
I'd say try Tabletop Simulator first.
Honestly, the game is not great nowadays.
Models are though, so if you just want to paint cool stuff, and learn where to start, you're better off asking the /wip/ thread on /tg/.
>>336663182
Well, i already do modeling of other shit, but once i got the models done, why not play too?
Whats the dissapointment?
>>336663182
>He doesn't like Knights vs. Wraithknights vs. Riptides (and those other guys): The Game
>>336663113
Is Farsight the only Tau that can into close-combat? When will GW stop being Jews and give us a cool melee unit that uses a beam sword or some shit, so we don't have to use Kroot?
>>336663067
Pick a race you like the look/lore of is the first thing. Then if you know someone who plays, you could ask for demogame with small armies. If not, your local GW store have people willing to help new players. And after that pick up the brush and start painting. Its really rewarding to see your progress. Start slow, buy unit at a time, and play small games to get a good grasp of the rules.
>>336609462
>Dawn of War 3
The trailer is so bad compared to the other dows
Also what the fuck, the screens I've seen so fare seem to belong more to some starcraft shit, they're like the opposite of grimdark
pretty fucking disappointed desu
>>336663398
>Why can't we have a cool melee unit that can do exactly what our whole race is not about
It's like asking for an Ork sniper.I see you, wanting to post that Vindicare.
>>336663243
It's really boring and unbalanced, and Games Workshop will try to fool you into buying new units each year for a gorrilion dollars each so you can actually stay somewhat competitive.
>>336662764
>spiky
More like something ungodly.
DEldar are big fans of body modifications.
>>336663559
Ethereals like using pole-arms, so why not some sort of specially made Ethereal battlesuit with a big glowy halberd thing?
>>336633002
Where is that from anon?
>>336663747
Nah, it's one Ethereal that actually kicked some ass. Add farsight and that's 2.
That's not enough to make it a rule. Plus why would you want Tau to be in CC? It's just not in their fluff, they're all about staying far away and shooting stuff.
>>336653642
>I think "Inviting the Necrons to tea" has to be the best one, though
There's always that time they tried diplomacy with tyranids
And again the time after that
Holy hell I'm excited lads. Come multi with me.
/ohreallyus
>>336663889
I'd honestly be happy with an ally race that's less of a jarring contrast of colour and design than Kroot.
>No Basebuilding
>No Sisters of battle/Witch Hunters
No buy!
>>336656058
>actually liking zerg ripoffs
>>336662123
>Complete departure from DoW 2 killed it for me, that game was a massive improvement from the first one in my opinion.
Obvious bait is obvious
>>336664272
Just how underage are you?
>mandatory overpowered Eldar at launch
I can't wait for those tears of impotent rage.
>>336664229
There is basebuilding though although they haven't expounded if it will be DoW1 style or DoW2 style
>>336664272
>actually posting weak b8
>>336664425
DOW 2 had no base building
>>336663243
The only playable Warhammer game was fantasy but that's now dead.
Really, the better the game, the less internet presence it has.
Infinity has great gameplay, but you see no fan art, Warhammer 40k is all over the place but only retards play it, Warmahordes is somewhere between the two.
As it goes, if you enjoy the game, you will be playing it, not talking about it on the net.
>>336645193
Battle of the fang is shit.
Abnett is god tho.
>>336654208
>Every 40k game thats been coming out is only about the Imperium
>There won't be an Ork game anytime soon
>>336664623
>Abnett
>God
Come on, his fluff rape level is out of the window.
>>336664761
Stay hopeful, Streum On wanted to make an Ork racing game.
Maybe after Deathwing?
>>336664961
So what writer do you like
>>336665026
Haley (Baneblade is god-like), ADB (not all the time, but I love the way he writes), Kearney (Dark Hunters is great) and Steve Parker (Deathwatch sequel when?)
>>336665182
Dark hunters is out?
>>336645193
>Space Wolf
>I read that as Spice Wolf
Still I'd kill for a decent 40k slice of life though as a merchant trader.
I really want to get back into tabletop 40k, haven't played it in about 7 years. I stopped due to not having enough money as a 16 year old kid and all of my friends stopped as well.
If I wanted to get back into it now, is it still mad expensive? If I was to go the weekly meet ups what are the crowds like? Young?
Suppose you had to use an 1H handgun and a melee weapon in battle.
Which one would you wield in your dominant hand?
>>336663067
>DIY questions
Do you have lots of throwaway cash?
Do you have the time and patience for modelling and painting plastic shit?
Do you have a local game store near your area where you can play with someone else?
Are you fine being in close proximity with the most autistic sperglords you will ever meet in your life?
>Picking your army
If you're new to W40k, use Google and read all the codexes plus the rulebook until you decide which army seems cool for you. If you're familiar with it through video games then just Google the army's codex (rulebook) that you actually want to use. You can just watch how to play videos on Youtube to get you started.
Not all armies are created equal, there are armies out there that are given the proverbial fuck you and there are some that are protected and it changes every edition. Ignore the concept of balance, its how things roll. Are you fine paying for a large army (Orkz, IG/AM, Tau) or do you want just a few select models to fuck shit up (Grey Knights, Space Marines and Chaos)? Every army has tons of options and every model you buy can be customized to some extent, mini rare earth magnets on Amazon are a godsend in this regard and there are tons of DIY magnetizing on Youtube.
Regardless of what you choose make sure you're going to stick with it and don't splurge on an entire army immediately. Just buy generic troops (say a regular Space Marine squad with a handful of models) and proceed to practice and paint away so you won't fuck up and waste money or if the modelling and painting part bored you to oblivion you can just quit and you just saved precious money. This is important if your favorite army is one of the larger ones like Orkz and Imperial Guard where most people get bored and become very sloppy after the 4th or 5th model. Once you perfect your modelling and painting skills you can start buying vehicles, commanders and generally larger models.
>yfw a Weirdboy Warboss led his Boyz straight into the Webway and found Commorragh of all fucking places and him and his Boyz leveled several districts before the Dark Eldar could stop them
new thread >>336665640
>>336655518
No, they are glorified land artillery.
>>336662357
>since Empy told the Eldars to GTFO his galaxy when he was conquering
Retconned, Emprah was bro with Eldrad.
Fulgrim is the one to blame for fucking up any chance of an Human-Eldar alliance.
>>336627224
A-am I going to save Sev in this one?
>>336665010
WHAT
I LOVE STERUM ON
>>336665625
what do i need to search for to find this?
