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video game toilets thread
>>336551781
>aim for his head
>his hat flies off
>he doesn't even notice
>>336551125
>video game has toilets
>you can't shit
>>336551125
How unprofessional
>>336552059
>human skulls are like butter
You'd be surprised how much force is required to thrust a knife through a skull like that
>>336551595
>The only HL Deathmatch game I ever played had me running away from a guy with a shotgun only to beam him with a toilet as he turned the corner
Good times.
>>336552220
>video games are not real life
wow
Big Bo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8m7QjqemJRc
>>336552220
No skulls are like butter, I saw that on The Walking Dead
>>336551125
youshouldseethemens.jpg
>>336552534
More like thin air, they even have trouble stopping their hand momentum in the show
SH series has a long running history of including lots of creepy toilets. Apparently there's lots of spooky myths related to them in Japan.
>>336553510
>that no pickle-pee
>>336552220
His knife is diamond or some super sciency shit
>>336552220
Looked like the neck, not the skull. Far easier to penetrate and deadlier.
BJ also portrayed as abnormally strong, so putting a knife through the skull is possible for him.
>>336551125
https://u.pomf.is/wnjelv.mp4
>those whispers as you enter WC
>>336556162
>Not making the toilet a pipe
missed opportunities
>>336556370
Thank you, the effort is appreciated
What game lets me infiltrate offshore platforms and kill terrorists while they're using the shitter?
I wonder how they smell haha
>>336553272
>hygiene joke here
You know Bioshock's Rapture was a libertarian hellscape because the toilets cost money to use
>>336551595
Praise the short lived but fun HL2:DM
>>336557042
This looks vaguely familiar, thought that could be just because it looks generic as shit.
Game?
>>336552220
Are you talking from experience there, muhammed?
>>336557347
Generic Fantasy Game 9001.
>>336557347
Risen 1
>>336557425
Thanks, I've been meaning to give it a try. I didn't like the removal of all the mechanics from GFG 9000 but anything is better than the shitfest that is GFG 9002
>>336556883
>>336556739
It's funny how linear action games like Half-Life and slight-less-linear action games like Dishonored get the toilet action right. However, in games that aim to atleast simulate daily life on a very superficial level like Skyrim or Oblivion, things like toilets/outhouses are weirdly missing.
>>336557274
What game?
>>336557683
Hotd Overkill
>>336557673
>>best toilets
And you can take a piss in them too. Bully is best.
Have some Trevor Philips
any toilets with girls on them?
My favorite one is in cs_militia
>>336552534
Fucking this.
>Watching the show last night because fuck it, everyone else says it's so damn good
>"Oh, hey, Daryl. We should not use our guns, because our guns are too loud."
>"Alright, cool, let me stab their fucking foreheads in with my goddamn flip knife."
>"Wow, you made that look really easy, Carl. Let me just stab this zombie's brain in with my folding knife too, and we should be good to go."
>"Wow, that was very easy, Daryl. Let's go have gay sex."
>"Mmmm. Yummy yummy sex."
Triggered.
>>336557347
Looks like one of the gothic (3) games maybe.
>>336557975
lol
I remember that turd
The toilet in Doom 3 is nightmare fuel 13 years later
>>336557347
Risen
MEGATEXTURE toilet
This thread has surprised me
Would you use this toilet?
>>336555091
>BJ is strong
>none of that strength is shown in the animation
>he just lights pushes it into the back of his head
>>336557746
>you will never again go to the arcade halls with your best friend and play house of the dead ever again after school
>>336558024
it explodes when you shoot it doesn't it?
>>336558396
as long as my poop drops right down the shaft and I get to see it
>>336555091
>game has a long running theme of you being superman but your normal human friends just keep dying around you
>nobody ever seems to have noticed or bring it up
>>336556293
Was here to post this.
>>336558416
This a man so jacked that a decade of being in a coma hasn't reduced his muscle mass.
Vice City I think, you trap a guy in a porta potty and roll it around as he screams in disgust of shit and piss pouring all over him and push it in a hole and poor cement on it burying him alive in the porta potty to slowly die floating and covered in excrement.
>tfw this is more dignifying than what's going on with Douk right now
>>336557657
TES games actually have toilets
for some retarded reason the houses don't have them but bandit caves and hideouts usually have a corner with a bucket. sometimes there's a chair, a book or pieces of paper/cloth nearby too.
>>336558396
>>336558475
>Watching your moutain of shit slowly rising over the years
good threadgents
>>336559076
I'd trap a cute girl down there watch as every time I have a big diarrhea shit it gets dumped on her. And of course regularly flush food and bags of water for her to live on for years and years in by shit hole.
>>336552059
EDGY
>>336559973
What game?
>>336559973
Jazzpunk.
Short wacky indie stuff. Worth a dollar.
>>336559417
She'd probably die of some disease before your shit mountain came up to her knees
>>336559973
>>336560081
I couldn't finish it because it gave me motion sickness. Seriously, who thought that weird camera shit was a good idea?
>>336560158
Antibiotics?
>>336556649
splinter cell
>>336559241
>tfw you infect her as a Malkavian
Funniest shit ever
>>336560034
Replied to myself accidentally but you probably got it anyway.
>>336560263
That sucks. Was there some wobble effect? I can't remember anymore.
Think I'm running low on toilets. This is D4.
>>336557094
I'LL RIP YOUR HEAD OF AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK
>>336559241
What game please?
>>336560778
Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines
>>336552010
Because your pp7 is silenced, duh
>>336553510
>tfw you will never be stuck in the stock pot inn toilet while one of the dance twins has to take a big dump
Someone modded in realistic toilet paper for Fallout 4. Bethesda games man!
http://www.nexusmods.com/fallout4/mods/11357/?
>>336561191
>dat hype bullshot
I still remember the feels this game me when I first saw it in a gaming mag.
>>336561472
That's actually pretty funny.
I'm all out of toilets. Can't even see one in this, but pretty sure there is one.
>>336561473
*gave
>>336561473
Yup, the hype was real! The final game had plenty of toilets though, so it wan't exactly a lie. Even thought the texture detail anywhere near that picture
>>336553272
Who would piss in a place like that?
>>336552054
>South Park RPG
One extra South Park toilet. I don't know why this one is seemingly so forgotten. The only problem was that the game got delayed so much all the jokes were sort of getting old already.
>>336562678
Fuck that part with passion
>>336551125
Women bathroom?
>>336561191
>>336561726
those are fakes
I like you guys. You seem pretty civilized.
>You're a video game designer and you've been assigned to model a turd
Chris either pees sitting down, or just does his business in the woods.
RE6 environments were awfully low detail.
>>336566696
>freedom sized toilet
>toilet thread
>no soldier of fortune post
disappointed
>>336566916
Why the fuck it's not on steam?
>>336567130
DELTETE THSI
>>336558416
we're talking about the legendary blowjob blaskovich, who overpowered a german after being comatose for 10 years and proceeded to murder 40+ guys while dual wielding guns he doesn't even know how to use
Post pics of vidya girls on the toilet please thanks
>>336567015
Dunno.
Just checked and my guess would be it's like too violent for steam and shit and end up like postal.
or maybe not who knows.
It's not like you can't torrent it.
>>336558729
Horrible way to die, happens more often then you'd think.
>no one seems to be inside...
I hate waiting in lines.
>>336551125
Am I the only one who refuses to enter a bathroom in horror games? I just can never fucking do it. Something about them scares the shit out of me for no reason
>>336557743
do you think batman poo in his suit like an astronaut?
just wondering haha
>>336553272
Like toilet witches and such?
So, how does /v/ wipe their asses?
>>336558416
he got out of a 10 year coma without losing muscle mass
yes, he is that fuckin strong
>>336552059
Can I play this on a counsel?
>>336561781
>he's never been on a road trip
>he's never been camping
>he's never been in a bar
>>336568689
with clorox wipes.
>>336569815
I hope to our lord sweet baby Allah that you don't flush those after
>>336568258
brilliant
>>336569060
Those graphics almost look like you overlayed the Human revolution UI over the original Deus ex. What the hell are you playing that on?
>>336570489
Might be Deus Ex: The Fall. Some mobile game ported to pc. Not sure as never played it.
>>336570489
It's the fall
>>336570115
Why not? They're fine in the sewage system.
>>336551125
>open every door in the bathroom
>there's nothing there
>>336557657
DESIGNATED SHITTING STREETS
>>336566484
What? Where is this shit?
>>336573306
It's right there you double nigger
What is it about public toilets that turns me on so much?
>>336573643
bug chaser detected
>>336573643
You're German
this game gives you a new combo if you explore all the toilets
>>336557915
Shadow Warrior Classic
>>336553758
(you)
>>336551125
deus ex
MD hurry
>>336568425
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aka_Manto
There's a little girl ghost too.
Visions of filth...
>>336551125
>Deus Ex.
>Not posting the best toilet in the game.
Pleb.
>>336558438
One of my life goals is to make enough money to buy my own OG House of the Dead arcade machine.
One day, it'll happen.
And if that day happens before I have kids they'll probably grow up with insane reflexes and like old horror b-movies.
>>336574215
i dont get it
>>336574215
kek
>>336567130
is that his ding-a-ling?
>>336574621
>>336574391
SUFFER
LIKE
G
DID
???????
>>336559037
>for some retarded reason the houses don't have them
Well since most houses don't have running water, that's not surprising. The resident probably just go outside to some secluded area.
One thing I've noticed is that every single house/building in NV has a bathroom. Many times in houses though the toilet is smashed, so I'm not sure what some people do. It's pretty common in Nipton or Goodsprings to go into a house and see the toilet is all smashed to bits. I guess those people might shit outside or something.
>>336574513
>“He doesn't know how to use the three seashells!”
>>336568689
Wipe dry, then use a scrubber and a dab of shower gel to make it spotless and clean.
>mfw clean asshole
I don't get how people think it's clean to just wipe with tp. Your hole is still shitty after it.
>>336556178
what the fuck is a WC
>>336575328
water closet
>>336575483
Stop reminding me of this abomination
>>336552220
What triggers me the most is that there is no wound. It pisses me off more than it should.
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