Not sure if I'd fuck her now after the beta. She's pretty skinny.
Can we agree Blizz made her the face of Overwatch because she's the most fuckable? Same shit they were going with on Starcraft: Ghost. Hot girl in tight suit.
>most fuckable
>tracer
nope
>>336531261
>yellow teeth smelly brit
>fuckable
no
>>336531261
>most fuckable
So you forgot about Widowmaker?
>>336531641
>liking girls with brain damage
>>336531261
Second most fuckable.
who's gotthicktracer art
>>336531261
Widow Maker >> D.Va > Tracer > Pharah >Mercy = Mei > poo in loo >>>>> genji's boipussi > zarya
>>336532107
this is truth, spoken
>>336531261
>Not sure if I'd fuck her now after the beta.
*tips fedora
>>336532347
Widow Maker >> D.Va > Pharah >Mercy = Mei > Tracer > poo in loo >>>>> genji's boipussi > zarya
Fixed
Takes some effort but the ass is there. Widowmaker looks like some early 2000s Blizz "sexy" bullshit.
fuck off coming through
>>336532601
>>336531261
>most fuckable
Debatable.
help
>>336532347
>>336532516
Pharah > Widowmaker > Mercy > Tracer > Mei > Poo in the Loo > Ur mum > The rest
>>336531261
Who gives a flying fuck about a 3D female character created in maya and slapped onto a shitty MOBA?
>>336533406
S A L T Y
>>336533406
>moba
lol
>>336532516
Korean>Corpse>Fluffy>Brown>Black>Brit>Dyke
>>336533527
>>336533575
lol, it's the brand new Blizz meme game! Better post 1,000 pics about the hot new character a designer who voted for Bernie Sanders whipped up over night in autocad, rhino, and maya! Haha, he animated her reallllllllll nice,
my dick!
>>336532347
>genji's boipussi
kek, word my nigga word.
>>336533671
Uh... UH OH!
She's offensive!
Time to fix my maya creation and make some censorship changes here! Haha! Whoops! I didn't realize I made her literally every female stereotype, including ditzy and cute!
But still,
my dick!
>>336532347
>>336532516
Mediocre taste.
>>336532701
Objectively best taste.
>>336531261
>most fuckable
Widowmaker is a walking sex doll.
>>336533671
back to kia faggot
>>336531261
stealth viral.
>>336531738
>liking girls with brain
>>336531261
She's the normalfag appeal female character
>>336533997
>stealth
Is it me or the game is really shitty? I couldn't have any enjoyment out of it.
Outside of trailers her face is bad.
Thank molag bal for all the D.Va anal SFM.
>>336531261
>not d.va
kill yourself my man
Hello anon. Will the beta be open for the people who didn't preorder it?
>>336534693
I'm playing right now and I'm not paying a single cent for this piece of crap.
>>336534337
sauce?
>>336534774
If it's shit then don't play it retard.
>>336534774
Can I download it for free on ps4 now?
>>336534774
>I playing this shitty game right now
>I wont pay for it
>Im still playing it even though its complete shit though
youre not fooling anyone poorfag
>>336534884
>>336534930
>if it's shit don't play it!
>how can you say it's shit without playing it to the end?
>>336534774
>It's so shit that I just can't stop playing it!
>>336535069
>play the game
>think its shit
>uninstall
gee willikers that was tough
>>336535109
>can't stop
>being playing for like 5 minutes
>probably will never touch it again
>>336535408
>plays half of a single match
>comes on cuckchan to share his "experience"
Mei a best girl
>>336535909
mei a fat cow you mean
>>336536132
No she isnt. She's thick. In a non-member way.
>>336536192
no she has a muffin top. She is a fat ham beast.
Sorry bout it
>>336536264
delet this
>>336536132
I'd milk that cow.
>D.Va
>Mercy
Muh dick. I was doubting I'd be picking it up, but damn, was that a fun few matches.
>>336536132
Mei would objectively be the best fuck out of whole cast, if you disagree you are a virgin and a faggot. This is not up for debate.
>>336536298
>this delusional image
you betas will latch onto any fat slag because you think you have a chance because nobody else wants them
>>336536450
dont forget to take your bag of flourto find the wet spot /v/irgin
>>336536629
Knew it. Confirmed for having never fucked a girl, probably never kissed one either.
why is d.va so weak?
>>336532816
the fuck happened here
>>336531261
Don't kid yourself OP, a girl like her is out of your league.
>>336536984
>Im a chubby chaser
thats all you need tro say. No need to project your lonleyness onto others anon
might not fuck her but I'd still let her fart on my face desu
>>336532816
THICKER
>>336531261
Most fuckable right here
which overwatch has the best farts? how would you rank them from greatest to worst?
>>336537119
>Reaction images
>Accuses others of projecting to hide own insecurities
I guess there's just no hope for some.
>>336537507
Greatest - Reinhardt
Worst - Roadhog
>>336537646
>if I constantly imply he is a lonley virgin it means its true
>Nobody would suspect me of being a lonley virgin though
>Most important source material for porn in a long time
>Game itself is pure shit
Wew
>>336537870Dear, you spelt lonely wrong both times
>>336532107
This fampai
>>336537507
Mei would be at the top.
>>336531471
>yellow teeth
What?
>remember widows ass in the old footage
>fucking outstanding
>check now
>they shrunk her ass
Fucking why?!?!
>just figured out she's skinny
>>336538176
Why is her time thing still on?
>>336538250
It's a soft buff. Her hitbox was too big.
>>336538250
It's still a damn good ass though senpai, it's just not nigger status anymore.
>>336538328
its always on, or she will DIE
>>336538328
If you read up on her backstory she needs it to keep a physical form, she's basically like a ghost.
Why is mercys womb so large?
>>336538419
>>336538569
Oh shit. So if it were to break, she'd break apart? That's brutal.
>>336538596
to have enough room for all the children you'll give her
>>336538364
Thank goodness.
Niggers need to die.
>tfw no qt gamer gf who rides mechas and plays to win
>>336538596
stretched out from being cumflated daily
>>336538250
>they shrunk her ass
People have claimed this since forever with no proof, going back to them fixing the video where her ass grows by deploying her goggles (which was clearly not intentional).
>>336538714
i don't like her anymore after finding out how shit she is ;_;
>>336531261
>compliment someone on their ult timings
>they start spamming :^) faces and saying my healing sucked shit even though only three people died once each all match
I don't know what to do to convince someone I'm not sarcastically shitting on them.
>>336538973
>implying I will play the game.
Besides, they can always patch her I guess
>>336538040
>>336538973
She's bad? I've been doing pretty good with her, I thought she was supposed to be good.
>>336539796
Thanks friend
>>336538973
She's literally git gud the character. So GIT GUD!
>>336537072
SJW's happened, m8.
>>336540415
nah she's statistically bad, i don't see why you'd play her over any other character
So how do I knock down genji and Solder 76 shitters?
>>336540927
play mcree and you'll win every 1 v 1
>>336538328
repeatable orgasms
>>336532107
Her one and only flaw is that she's Korean and not Japanese.
Fucking Blizzard, those pandering cuck limpdicks
>>336540927
don't use bullets
>>336532107
how do you play this bish senpai
shield seems awful
>>336538672
it would be extremely painful
>>336531261
She skipped leg day
>>336540983
>reflect stun grenade
>kill him afterwards
lol
Most fuckable blizzard characters
Nova>sylvans>jaina>kerrigan>tracer
>>336542134
D.Va>Widowmaker>Nova>sylvans>jaina>kerrigan>tracer
>>336542026
>shoot genji once
>wait for reflect
>stop shooting him
>stun
>fan the hammer
>hes dead
I can literally 1v1 any other non-tank as Macree. He's that good.
>>336540927
>having trouble killing 76
nigga is the most average fuck in the game
>>336542336
He is definitely too good
But it's fun tricking shitters
>>336538672
She would just stop being able to maintain he physical corporeality and switch back and on.
It's mostly impractical.
>>336532347
Angela>Mei-Ling>Fareeha>Hana>Amelie>Lena>Satya>Aleksandra
>>336531261
I think she legit looks like a guy
>tfw I pin people's waifus and fuck them with Reinhardt's hammer
>tfw I set up shop as turret Bastion and turn your waifus into swiss cheese
Feels pretty good.Grills in this game are all cute. I just hate people picking waifus instead of what is needed.
>>336535796
Not even him but
>call the game bad
>lul why ur playing it then!
>says he only played a little
>lul why u think your opinion matters if you didn't play hours of the game?
There's no fucking winning is there?
>>336542956
Have you considered playing the game more? That's an option. If you came onto /v/ actually thinking you could voice your opinion without a complaint then I pity you.
>>336542374
a good self heal can actually turn an easy 1v1 sour.
>/v/ complains when companies shy away from using sex to sell games
>/v/ complains when companies use sex to sell games
>>336542691
i pick tracer because shes fun
i dont play this game to fulfill the desires of my teammates
>>336541487
Honestly I think they just didn't want to have 3 Japanese characters.
>>336537435
More
>>336543202
That and Koreans like Blizzard
Hence the starcraft player angle
Who do you pick when there's a bunch of tanks on the enemy team?
Do I have to mash the ultimate button after charging up with McCree?
>>336532107
>Wanting to fuck a tranny.
>>336543413
Reaper eats tanks for breakfast
>>336543070
As i said, i'm not him, i'm playing the game, i'm just pointing out how fucking idiotic this rationale is.
>>336541487
She's a professional gamer. Where else do pro gamers come from other than Korea.Although Genji does have a line saying he played games for days on end.
>>336543194
Why would you play a team/role based game if you hate being a team player?
>>336541531
Sheild is different than Reinhardt or Winston in that it deletes projectiles in flight. Its got pretty good use such as taking out Phara ult or bastion. Her booster is what makes her an interesting offensive tank. Charging down and killing squishys with her guns. The ult is best used down a choke. Remember that her suit will fly the remainder of it's booster duration when ejecting and also can be destroyed so use shield matrix (you'l also get it back come the next Mech).
When out of Suit, just spray down a choke and hope you hit something.
>>336540927
Mei shits all over Genji.
I'm playing Zen and I really like him. It's a lot of micromanaging but he's pretty good.
>>336541531
Like this
>>336544749
Mei shits all over everyone desu
>>336532701
This desu mercy is best girl
>>336545351
This. How do I shutdown this bitch?
>>336543123
>/v/ complains when companies use sex to sell games
>>336540927
Reaper can fuck his shit up
>>336545425
My guess is to attack her from really afar, snipping a bit. But since I'm a shitter for sniper classes I just curl up and cry.
Evens play more Overwatch
Odds play some SFV
>>336545425
Reaper or long range
>short haired girl
>fuckable
INTO. THE. TRASH.
>play widowmaker
>do well
>2-3 people switch to widowmaker to try kill me
>win because having more than one widowmaker is absolute trash
it's TF2 all over again
>>336531261
Sex sells. Thats why you dont have niggers or fat shit on covers.
No femniggers
No fetniggers.
No fetfucks.
Only white sexy grills.
Thats a roll model there all women have to look like her or they are not female.
>dozens of games of newbie fucks that aren't considerate enough to learn via bots
>level 19
>paired with level 1s
>they just fuck around all damn day
Honest to god people do not deserve video games
>>336541563
4 u
>its temple of anubis last point
>it's attacking againsti lucio with ult up, rein, genji, mei, and bastion with ult up always
fuck those chokes really
>>336546624
>have to defend it
>team goes two bastion, torb, lucio 2 reinhardts
6 minutes on the clock and we WON
>>336542691
>tfw my waifu is a support that's always in demand
<3 Mercy
>>336531261
>widowmakee
>D.Va
>Mei
>Mercy
>Symmetra
the game is full of waifus
>back and forth with trying to stop the payload
>get fucked halfway
>deny them, dig in and push back right at the last stop
>we win
Holy fuck, probably one of the closest matches I've had with randoms. Everyone was actually pretty good.
I finally played and it's safe to say that I've found my calling as a heal slut.
>Picking off with pistol
>Flying to friends to heal
>Team gets wiped because of D.Va mech, revive everyone
>>336531261
Skinny girls = fat pussy
WOW DUDE I LITERALLY CAN'T DO ANYTHING TO THIS GUY WOOOOOOOOW
>>336540983
>>336541529
>>336542374
>>336544749
Funny enough I asked this and then played more and now kill him with even widowmaker
Been a long time since I felt this way
>>336549030
>Even widowmaker
Widowmaker is extremely powerful though
>>336531331
true
>>336532912
yeah i had that issue, try disabling antivirus and changing region, check your settings for download limits
>>336537435
I really need the compilation webm of all the girls
>>336543123
>/v/ is one person
>>336548889
Just
>>336542691
>tfw I had three matches in a row early where I pinned and fucked Reinhardts as Mei
Turnabout etc.
this game is literally only good for porn, it's pretty shit otherwise
the porn is great though, gj blizz
>>336545425
Having played her for most of the open beta, there's only two things that cause problems for me.
Reaper can be a problem, since I can't freeze them before they kill me unless they miss several shots. The only way I can mitigate that is by pinning him in with a wall and my frozen body, but that just delays my death if my team is too retarded to take the free kill. Musclegirl can do the same thing, but they have to work for it.
>>336545540
I feel like sniping is a bad choice. Between cryo and deploying ice cover, I can make it through open areas with almost no trouble. All of my deaths to snipers have been big mistakes on my part (not keeping track of respawns or spending too long looking the other way when I know one has a bead on me).
