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HAHAHA US GAYMERS AMIRTE? DARK SOULS IS TEH BEST GAME EVAR!!! SO HARD XD YOU DIED! LUL
>>336528725
lol
>>336528585
This strip is self-consciously funny.
in what way is this a joke?
>>336528936
o shit waddup!
>>336528585
I'd fuck her
>>336528995
She's actually a casual, but she wants to be hardcore.
>>336528585
I bet she can't even handle level 15 of Dr. Mario.
>>336528936
I think I missed this meme
It's a normie meme, right?
>>336528936
O SHIT WADDUP
>>336528585
Why does anyone have to be taken seriously as a gamer? Why can't you just enjoy your hobby/interest without giving a fuck what others think?
>>336528936
o shit waddup!
>>336528936
o shit waddup!
>>336528936
o shit waddup!
>I am none too often taken seriously as a gamer
Hey honest question, is this an actual concern of anyone here, regardless of gender?
Does anyone actually give two flying shits about being taken seriously about your "gamer cred"?
>>336528936
o shit waddup!
>>336529179
its REAL NIGGA HOURS tier, yes.
>>336528936
o shit wuddap!
>>336528585
I can never figure out which way to read the panels on these fucking things the first time, so I just wind up thinking they're shit and move on.
>>336528936
o shit waddup!
>>336528936
o shit waddup!
>>336529763
Literally never. The only people who should worry about being taken seriously as a gamer, are people who play in tournaments for money.
I will admit sometimes I'm ashamed that despite spending most of my childhood, all of my teenage years, and so far my entire adult life playing video games, I'm still complete shit at video games.
>>336529763
I think I caredwhen I was in middle school.Nowadays I avoid people that try to stir up shit like that.
>>336528936
>>336528585
Is there porn of this bitch?
>>336528936
o shit waddup!
I need them good cycles. Gonna speedrun some 2D platformers or some shit
>>336528936
o shit waddup!
___
>>336530270
Don't
LOL
>>336530340
Ok.
>>336528936
o shit waddup
>>336528936
o shit waddup
>>336528725
more amusing than OP's garbage comic
>>336528936
o shit whaddup!
>>336528936
o shit waddup!
>>336528585
At least she admits she is bad and doesn't make things up.
>>336529763
I mean, i guess it would suck if you did a thing that you liked and everyone acted like you were only doing it for attention. People like to be taken seriously.
Like, if everybody you ever ran into thought that playing games was retarded and you only did it because you couldn't be good at anything that actually mattered, you'd probably get pissed.
But there's a difference between people saying "you're not a REAL gamer" like an uppity shithead and people saying "you haven't earned playing video games gtfo" like there's a bar of admittance that you simply can never reach.
But then, letting anonymous shit flingers on the internet hurt your feelings probably means you don't belong in a place where anonymous people have a voice
>>336530342
is there porn of the two girls
>>336528936
o shit waddup!
>>336528936
o shit waddup
>>336528936
o shit waddup!
>>336530342
DELETE THIS
>>336528936
o shit waddup!
>>336530571
I feel like vomiting now
>>336528936
o shit whaddup!
>>336528936
o shit waddup!
>>336530603
>if everybody you ever ran into thought that playing games was retarded and you only did it because you couldn't be good at anything that actually mattered, you'd probably get pissed.
Yeah, because the truth hurts.
>>336528995
Her very existence is a joke.
>>336530571
Is the joke here that 30 years on she's still obsessed with a bunch of games she played as a kid? Like watching power rangers in your 40s
>>336528936
o shit waddup?????
>>336530571
WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS
>>336528936
Oh shit waddup!
>>336530571
>girl spends hundreds of hours and dollars making a costume so she can get attention for a few hours
>guy spends hundreds of hours playing video games
Who's supposed to be devoted to their hobby again?
>>336528585
I don't understand others that get upset when you take your time in an MMO.
Especially if it is your first character and the story is halfway decent.
>>336530342
SPOOKY
>>336530863
The joke is the file name. She rants for 4 pages about how "fake gamer girls" aren't real while at the same time lying about her accomplishments to inflate her geek cred.
>>336530863
The joke is the 1983 Joust World champion was a guy.
>>336528936
o shit waddup!
>>336528585
Someone you can have sex, then play Injustice with? i don't see why it is so much of a problem
>>336530571
Please post the edit and the twitter responses. You know about those, right?
Haha. How hilarious.
>>336530603
I guess I still don't understand but on the other hand I'm a grown ass man and relatively anti-social. Even if I found myself in a social situation and someone tried to challenge the idea that I play video games I'd probably just nod and smile because - 1* who cares? and 2* what kind of dipshit loser would start that argument in the first place?
Besides is gaming suppose to be something I should be particularly proud about? When I sit in my underwear playing Monster Hunter for 3 hours straight the only thing I walk away with is a slight feeling of self loathing.
>>336528936
o shit waddup!
>>336531018
There's the problem.
>>336531024
I don't do Twitter.
>>336531029
I can't actually argue with this
>>336530571
Give the edit
>>336530850
is that a self burn?
I'm not sure where you're going with that post
LOL
>>336528936
o shit waddup!
>You have been blocked for 3 minutes for spamming
>First post in thread
>o shit fuck jannies
>>336528936
o shit waddup!
>>336531029
>Xenoblade on the left
6/10 made me furrow my eyebrows
>>336531029
>xenoblade
>bad voice acting
Hah. What a bunch of jokers
>>336531186
mario hits the block with his hand....
>>336531186
LMFAO
M
F
A
O
DUDE WHAT IF MARIO ATE THE MUSHROOM AND GOT HIGH
>>336531171
Yes, I am a useless human being.
>>336531074
What's the problem? You don't like Lex Luthor? or is it Sinestro?
>>336528585
>this comic is 7 years old.
>>336531243
>>336531218
It's hard to call Xenoblade a "game". Really.
>>336528936
o shit waddupI don't get this fucking meme
>>336530921
>Blows tons of money, time and effort for one day of a thing she wants to do
>Blows tons of time, a little money, and a little effort for weeks of a thing he wants to do
Both?
>>336530571
>tfw no gamer chubby milf
>>336528936
o shit waddup!
>>336531349
no, fuck off you
>>336528936
o shit wuddup!
>>336531410
Watch out, you'll trigger all the SJW faggots on /v/.
VIDEO GAMES
>>336531186
Somebody make it a loss
>>336530850
The only way to cope with the realization that absolutely nothing in life matters is toGIT GUD
>>336531349
What a dumb image
>some youtube uploading the cutscenes means the game "decided to become a movie"
You are shit.
So /v/ what is legitimately worse?
Girls who pretend to play video games for attention (pic related), or girls who do play video games and expect to be treated like special snowflakes while respected as being "badass"?For those who don't remember, Dylan Nuno was the 16 year old bully who got stabbed multiple times by the kid he was harassing. Weeks before the stabbing, several girls (pic related) pretended to be gamers to get Dylan's affection since he played Call of Duty. This example literally bought an Xbox 360 controller and made a video talking about how much she loves Dylan while pretending to play it, despite not owning any games or even the Xbox 360 to play them on. She took the video down after Dylan's death.
"Gamer" is not an identity.
If you watch movies, you're not a "filmer", you're just a normal fucking person.
The fact that these people are so desperate to label themselves to align with "gamers" is not only confusing to me, but sad.
I play a lot of games when I can. I talk about it online. I don't question someone for being a "true gamer". I just talk to people.
However, I realize that there's a spectrum of people. There are people who only play the latest nintendo, people who only play phone/sport/whatever games, people who are hardcore into fighting games, Cod kiddies, retro game people, and just people who are overall more invested in games.
Though they all play games, I'll be talking to each of them differently. There's no gender bias here when it comes to people so desperate to fall under the "gamer" label.
There are just as many guys who do that. However, you're much less likely to find a dude using their gender and sexual attractiveness to gain favor in gaming communities. If you were like me, you would use a tag, and an anonymous picture. You wouldn't be fighting for gender equality in games. You wouldn't be bragging about being really good at Dr. Mario, because it doesn't fucking matter. That doesn't mean you and I are on the same page. That doesn't mean I owe you my attention. You're just another electric signal engineer over the internet to me.
If you want to talk to people about games, talk to people about games. Don't cry when you don't know the answer
about a game or if someone says you suck at games.
Just be like everyone else, and just play video games.
>>336529371
Why does anyone take anything seriously?
>>336528936
o shit waddup!
>>336531349
Xenoblade is shit.
It's a single player RPG that plays like an MMO
>>336531616
Why does that game need so many cutscenes to begin with? Do we seriously need 1 minute of cringeworthy voice acting and non-interactive cgi special effects for every 10 minutes of gameplay, and that's assuming a best case scenario where Xenoblade is 100 hours long and doesn't rely on grinding, filler, backtracking, or sorting through menus and repetitious sidequests?
>>336531618
>several girls attempted to get that ugly fuck's attention
holy shit it's so unfair
>>336531553
even it's strawman is sick of it's shit, you can't make this up.
>>336529763
Nope, but being a "gamer" has had a direct effect on my social circle. I barely see people anyway but once I get invited for some couch co-op people get upset when I beat them at a game I've never played before. I'm sorry guys, I'm pretty shit at games but y'all niggas need to git gud
>>336531760
lol
>>336531618
the worst is spending even a minute of your short life on earth thinking about either as a problem that has any effect on you whatsoever
>>336531748
Well, I can't argue with that. Though that was honestly the least of the game's problems for me.
>>336531701
All of those black teens were killed by other blacks.
>>336531659
>If you watch movies, you're not a "filmer", you're just a normal fucking person.
Go to bed, Extra Credits, and take your shit logic with you.
That's like saying sports fans aren't an identity. Readers aren't an identity. Bird watchers aren't an identity. You can identify as fucking anything you want, especially concerning your hobbies.
And the term you're looking for is "film buff", you stupid twit.
>>336531659
Tl;Dr.
Kill yourself please.
>>336528585
Why are GURRRRL GAMURRRRS so obsessed with cursing in online games? Why do they think anyone likes that and see it as a BADGE OF A TRVE GAMER OMGGG XDDD?
>>336531618
Both types equally suck. I only respect the ones who just like playing games and don't make a big stink about it.
>>336531349
The difference here is that with all the cutscenes gone TLOU has about 5-6 hours, whereas Xenoblade has more like 50-60.
>>336531349
>100 hour game
>10 hours of cutscene
>still 90 hour game
Checkmate, Atheists
>>336531847
For being absolutely obliterated by pepper spray, he took it pretty well.
>>336531834
Your hypocrisy is undoubtedly lost on you.
So which do you feel is worse?
>>336531062
I think it has more to do with how often you get it. Generally, the act of being found out as a girl gets you a lot of shit in a game, even if its unwarranted. The argument from the girl seems more like "why do you have to shit on me just because I'm not as good as you, just because I'm a girl" (which ignores the fact that gamers shit on worse gamers because they can and girl is just a focal point for the bantz, but I digress).
I actually take back the first post I made. The problem is that the girl wants to be treated nice even though she's exposing herself to criticism via being bad at games, and expects everyone on voice chat to be nice. Which means she's mostly just thin-skinned and retarded.
>>336531748
>Single player MMO criticism
Instant proof of underage. You know games played this way before MMOs right?
>>336531929
Because they play to the stereotype that "hardcore gamers" are cawadooty adolescents who swear all the time. Real niggas don't need to swear. They should go to the FGC and see the top tier bantz with no swearing.
>>336531974
>>336531942
see>>336531760
90 hours of """"gameplay"""" is a best case scenario where you don't factor in cringeworthy voice acting, or boring gameplay that doesn't involve any strategy or skill, like walking through an empty plain filled with braindead fodder enemies. Which composes most of the game.
And I'm paying 60 bucks for this?
>>336528936
Oh shit whaddup!
>>336532004
Having been pepper sprayed (as a dare) I wouldn't wish that shit on anyone.
And you can see the exact moment when his bravado turns into pure regret.
>>336532030
I do. They sucked then too.
Diablo's a pile of overrated shit.
>>336531765
Man, the entire fucking school basically gave Dylan a memorial parade and wouldn't stop showering his Facebook Memorial Page with praise about how brave and handsome he was.
Meanwhile ignoring the fact that he fucking bullied a younger kid until he stabbed him in self-defense. Makes me wonder if the poor kid ended up committing suicide, cause the whole school wanted nothing to do with him after he defended himself.
>>336532057
It's funny because if Mike Brown had put his hands up and complied he wouldn't have been shot.
>>336531513
Not sure if there are any SJW faggots on /v/ really
>>336531659
>If you watch movies, you're not a "filmer"
They actually do have a label. It's called "cinephile". Every one of these hobbies have a label attached to them. I agree with you that it shouldn't matter, though.
>>336531243
Good one Reyn!
>>336532113
Less than a dollar an hour? I fail to see your problem. Anon, have you considered that maybe you just don't like video games?
>>336532216
>one earring
ARE YOU A GANGSTER?
NO.
TAKE IT OUT
KILL YOURSELF
>>336532338
What's more gangster than being stabbed
Well, being shot I guess, but still
>>336528936
o shit waddup!
>>336531410
8/10 got a chuckle
>>336528936
>>>/Facebook/
>>336531847
Holy fuck he took that pepper spray like a fucking CHAMP
>>336532057
Comic kind of reminds me of Boondocks...except it isn't funny or satirical.
>>336532327
A video game wouldn't require me to constantly stop playing to watch a cinematic experience, let alone 10 hours of it.
2012 had far superior RPGs that completely blow away Xenoblade in just about every category.
>>336532338
how can he kill himself when he's already dead
>>336532236
Not that it matters since niggers are feral animals that need to be violently subjugated and controlled.
>>336531701
>Implications too implied to even understand what you are trying to imply.
>>336532216
Probably. Science has already confirmed that normies have no empathy and actually look up to sociopaths and Machiavellians.
I wouldn't be surprised if the story the school told that kid's parents wasn't some twisted version of "oh but he was only doing light teasing, it was your son that ended up going crazy."
>>336532057
Wasn't American Sniper showing how shitty the guy was who liked killin brown people or something
>>336528936
o shit waddup!
>>336532113
Alright. Fine whatever. Go pay $20 for the newest indie game that lasts you 5 hourshours, every day.
>>336531847
God I hate cops. You don't even understand.
>>336532491
>Science has already confirmed that normies have no empathy and actually look up to sociopaths and Machiavellians.
"When presented with a weak horse and a strong horse a man will naturally gravitate towards the strong one"
-The Prophet Muhammad (PBUH)
>>336532541
>more gameplay = better
>quality doesn't matter
Careful with those implications, fella.This game is better than Xenoblade because it offers the same amount of gameplay with less cutscenes.
>>336532491
Remember all the Facebook and Twitter comments from women about the Dark Knight Rises shooter being "cute"?
>>336532568
Basketball-Americans are a much bigger problem then the small number of bad cops.
>>336531861
"film buff" is a purely masturbatory term.
>reader
>identity
what? Do you literally not read books?
Yes, you can identify as anything you want.
I'm a walker. I breath for a living. I'm a television watcher.
"Gamer" is a worthless tag. Games are so broad in scope that it means nothing to say that. It's an identity that ropes someone who's played multiples games extensively since they were five to someone who plays angry birds and minecraft.
You wouldn't be much of a "film buff" if all you've ever seen is a handful of movies.
>>336531553
The writer of this strip seems like a sad person. They literally cannot enjoy anything.
Except I guess pretending they inhabit an unassailable position
>>336532515
Not really it was pretty hyperpatriotic
It was also a shit movie
>>336532460
Cutscenes are 5 minutes. In a few cases, 10. They're used to progress story. If you're not playing a game for the story, you have no right to complain about cutscenes.
>>336532738
>playing a game for the story
>not for the GAMEPLAY
>>336532607
Go away /pol/. Being strong does not excuse being a shit person.
>>336532768
what fucking child talks like that
>>336532689
I mean the difference is that you can't really do anything about niggers being niggers but you can do something about cops being niggers
>>336531618
Posers are always trash in any form.
If you do it for any reason beyond enjoying it, you're a fucking animal
>>336532705
>"film buff" is a purely masturbatory term.
And you're going to argue that "gamer" is not?
Exactly.
Now fuck off.
>what? Do you literally not read books?
I do, and I would call myself a reader.
Now tell me how many people typically read books unless instructed to.
Just like playing Candy Crush doesn't make someone a gamer, reading Fifty Shades doesn't make someone a reader. It's safe to assume the majority of people go toe-deep into most hobbies. That doesn't make them enthusiasts.
>>336528585
Shes cute
>>336532705
>"Gamer" is a worthless tag. Games are so broad in scope that it means nothing to say that. It's an identity that ropes someone who's played multiples games extensively since they were five to someone who plays angry birds and minecraft.
"Athlete" " is a worthless tag. Sports are so broad in scope that it means nothing to say that. It's an identity that ropes someone who's won multiple Super Bowls to someone who threw some balls around in high school.
>>336532857
A self insert in a comic
>>336532808
shh baby shh
>>336532638
Actually the original point was that the games were bad simply because they had hours of cutscenes which isn't true but if you're mentally retarded which is okay then you can continue arguing your point
>>336532768
>So you were born in a lab or a surrogate?
Why must she lie?
>>336532662
Man John Lennon looks really happy in the background
>>336532892
You're not an athlete if you throw some balls around in school.
You're an athlete if you extensively train and/or compete in a sport or physical activity.
Pick a better analogy
>>336532768
>kid has two male parents
>girl thinks the kid will shit on the patriarchy
LMAO
>>336531553
>Then what about video games?
>Most are sexist and reproduce male domination schemes
Well, shit. Can you talk about the ones that aren't sexist to you then? Or can all you do is spew ill-conceived rhetoric at me?
haha
>>336532858
>you can't really do anything about niggers being niggers
I can't?
>>336532449
It's made my an asian male instead of a black male if that helps.
>>336532953
>Actually the original point was that the games were bad simply because they had hours of cutscenes which isn't true
Why isn't it true, though? What is the point of a video game? To constantly be skipping cutscenes, or actually enjoying gameplay? Because Xenoblade makes me suffer through the former, while I can never enjoy the latter. Why do RPGs always get a free pass to be glorified cinematic novels?
>>336532185
I wish Watterson would've sued over this
Fuck i missed here comes dat boi!!!!!!
>>336532768
>You were born from two daddies? That's cool.
When and why did shit like this become accepted in the modern society?
>>336530571
>Doesn't make things up
Wow, I guess she's transsexual, how progressive
>>336533069
heehee
>>336533020
You're not a gamer if you play Angry Birds while waiting for something
You're a gamer if you extensively play many games and/or compete in them
>>336533020
your not a gamer if you just dick around on your phone.
>>336533069
NO THERES MORE
I THOUGHT I READ ALL OF IT
>>336533069
>>336533154
Oh god no
>>336533154
teehee
>>336533098
>don't enjoy cutscenes
>press one (ONE) button when a cutscene comes up
>it goes away
waow
>>336531349
I agree with this image. Each game should be at maximum of 1 hour cut scenes.
If they create something more, just repackage it as a sequel.
That's doubling the profit.
>>336533154
>>336533069
Is this the girl who's molested by her dad all the time?
At least start with the school drawing/pile of plush dolls.
Which side are you on?
>>336533157
I mean that's a pretty good definition
>>336533069
>>336533154
>>336533237
ha...
ha...
ha...
>>336532662
>Guy in a Trump shirt looks relatively normal
>"Girl" or whatever it is is unnecessarily aggressive, has shitty hair, so much face fat that her chin's gone, and triggered glasses
Man I wonder who's gonna win in November
>>336533306
upupu
>>336533298
Nigga everyone's already seen those.
>>336530270
>>336530340
Did you hear the one about the guy who got attacked by a Creeper?
>>336533076
Well if you put it that way as long as you're white you'll probably get away with it :^)
>>336533029
>>336533120
>kid has two male parents
No, the baby has a male and a """male""" parent.
>LOL, ACfag, and Clarissa all in the same thread
NO BULLSHIT AND NO BALONEY
FUCK THE SHREDDER
>>336533091
>sexism is okay if girls do it
>>336532857
This one?
>>336533242
>support game
>tell developer that it's okay to make more and more cutscenes
>end up with games like Final Fantasy X and Kingdom Hearts, which each have unskippable cutscenes, or games like The Order and Uncharted, where the entire game is just a hallway, or Xenoblade, where every minute not spent grinding is listening to cheesy voice acting and cutscenes, even outside of specified cinematics ("WHAT LE BUNCH OF JOKERS XDXD" for instance)
I'm supposed to support this? I think not.
>>336533392
And I thank White Jesus every day that I am.
>>336530626
>two girls
>two
>>336533157
>>336533167
And yet I fit the second description and don't feel the need to shout "i'm a gamer!"
I don't need people to label me as something, because I do it anyway.
This assertion that you're different from other people based on this "identity" is retarded, as well as the whining to be accepted into it.
That's my point.
>>336533380
kekaroo
>>336533237
>Mr. Uddershite
>>336533359
My resolution is to request porn of Sweet.
>>336531406
unless the costume is very complex, a normal cosplay only takes about 1-5 days for prep. consluts only dress in a way to make themselves attractive to the guys at cons. only about 1 out of 20 really give a shit about who they're portraying.
>>336533370
Oh get ready for it.
>>336532185
>implying susie wasn't also a bully that constantly blew Calvin the fuck out while acting smug
>>336533465
huehuehue
>>336528585
HAHAHAHA US OLD SCHOOL GAMERS RITE??? CANT WAIT FOR THE ANNIVERSARY COMIC STRIP ILL DONATE TO PATREON
>>336533436
Oh also that guy molested the grandchild of the old couple that adopted him
As if no one saw that coming
>>336532662
I kept waiting for them to start making out passionately.
>>336533423
Why wouldn't it be?
>>336532057
Wasn't the ferguson riots, wasn't peaceful protest at all? And the rioting began cause of the protesters?
>>336533454
>I fit the second description
[citation needed]
>>336533436
Is it bad that I'm most offended by his choice of name spelling?
>>336532185
wheres the edit
>>336533440
>Kingdom Hearts, which each have unskippable cutscenes
The very first one, maybe
Every game after has a skip cutscene option.
>>336533440
>I'm supposed to support this?
You don't have to, but don't tell other people they can't.
>>336533436
we live in a society where stuff like this is accepted
i want it all to end
>>336531673
But shouldn't stuff like nuclear wissles and being shot be taken seriously?
>>336532662
>The landwhale with a beta mentality calling anyone a beta
What happened after? did they fug???
>>336533660Lobster hands.
>>336533440
Well you stop buying games when there are more cutscenes?
I don't understand your problem, most games are gonna have some cutscenes, and they're usually not even that bad. Hell, some cutscenes like in Dark Souls are pretty cool.
>>336531847
Kek, nigger
>>336533306
Is that her dad's DNA on her hands?
Subtle.
>>336532185
Of course Calvin is going to throw snowballs at Susie,he has a crush on her
>>336530878
THE MASTER DESIRES DEATH!
>>336533759
I feel really bad for this dad.
>>336533450
Fine. One girl and that qt 3.14 guy with mascara.
>>336533759
Fuck you.
>>336533832
Don't
He fucks her
>>336533663
>black people riot when they get targeted by police
>white people riot when their hockey team loses
>>336533873
>White people
*Canadians
>>336533759
Fuck, does lobster hands mean what I think it means?
>>336533873
>targeted
Uh huh. So by "targeted" you mean "after a black is shot in self defense after he attempts to murder a cop".
>>336533687
>Every game after has a skip cutscene option.
A good idea in hindsight, but it became a floodgate that said "hey, they can skip it, so let's add 900% more into the next game!" and every KH since has had more and more hours dedicated to the cinematics, and the game was terribly optimized, so every cutscene usually was followed by a load time (unskippable by the way). Again, something I couldn't support.
Besides which, I don't recall ever saying "you're not allowed to support this". Not like I can enforce that, anyway. I'm just calling out a bad industry practice when I see it. They're called video GAMEs, not video movies.
>>336533773
I don't have a problem with a tiny bit of story here and there. But I expect a game to have several thousand hours of replayability, and less than 1 hour of cutscenes between all of that. Many of the classics, like Mario and Super Metroid, showed that you can tell a story without cutscenes or voice acting (except for the obnoxious opening intro for Super. I hate that blight on an otherwise amazing game).
>>336533832
What's the problem here? Why is the girl upset?
>>336533759
>those last panels
Fuck.
Didn't know this one had been finished though. Nice to see Clarissa stuff I'm not used to.
>>336534009
>(except for the obnoxious opening intro for Super. I hate that blight on an otherwise amazing game).
I try not throw the word around casually but this is literally autism.
>>336532662
Is it illegal to hork in someone's face? I once got accosted by protesters and started burping in their faces over and over. I wasn't sure if I could hork at them or not. I was also thinking of sticking my fingers down my throat and spitting vomit at them like a vulture.
>>336534009
>several thousands of replayability
>after several thousand hours of playing a singular video game only less than one of those hours can be a cutscene
Wew lad
Do you happen to have autism?
>>336533759
I don't understand, what subtext am I missing here? Lobster hands?
>>336533237
Oh jesus. As someone who had to take a course on recognizing signs of abuse in children, this shit is too real.
>>336532808
>Playing an RPG for the gameplay
You are in the wrong genre, sonny jim
>>336534096
If it was done intentionally it can be considered battery, same as spitting on someone.
>>336534009
>I don't recall ever saying "you're not allowed to support this"
I don't see why you would butt into so many threads telling people "this game you like is shit and here's why. Try this game, it's so much better" if you didn't want them to stop liking them and play your agenda-pushing games instead.
>>336534140
When you jerk off, what shape does your hand make?
>>336530571
And feminists say that power fantasies are only a male thing.
>>336531029
>this autist again
>>336534229
A baseball grip?
>>336532818
Correct. But that's just how it is.
Can't be helped.
>>336534174
What about vomit? Can I claim they gave me an anxiety attack and I puked from stress? The burping worked well but I want a secret weapon for next time. Nigga spits vomit on your face and you're done.
>>336531701
How has Ishida not killed himself yet? His existence is clearly miserable and he has nothing good to say or do. Every day must be awful.
I can't believe the same guy made the webcomic I liked as a kid.
lol
>>336534229
You're retarded
>The only game I had to play for four years was Tetris + Dr. Mario
You'll be getting chills
>>336533161
I like how the one guy who's trying to salvage the entire point of the comic gets blown off, and the creator already knows her crowd is too ignorant to know or care about the information presented
>>336534091
>>336534136
You're welcome to call it autism. I call it "being sick of developers trying to mimic hollywood trends". but that's just me.
>>336534202
What the... what agenda do you think I'm pushing? "games should be about gameplay"? Is that an agenda?
What, do you want all games to be interactive movies like Gone Home, or 90% of Undertale, or Firewatch, or The Order 1886? Because I lobby against that kind of poor gameplay focus.
>>336532662
link to video?
>>336528585
>gamergirl comic
>They are angry, swear and scream
Nobody likes those people
Or a female warrior who us 'I'm the strongest suck on my balls I could kill anyone in this room give me another beer'
Nobody likes those, no matter the gender
>>336530270
Why did you stop? I'm intrigued now. Does he getdestroyed?
>>336534229
A fist
>>336534310
You could still go to court, but if you have a some sort of professional record of anxiety then it should be a pretty winnable defense.
Also you could then create a sob story to turn the tables on them using their own reasons and tactics back onto themselves.
>>336533629
If women hate men then why are they all whores?
Checkmate, you fucking slope.
>>336532662
Background shades dood looks like he's having a really good time.
>>336534452
>but that's just me.
I'm glad we agree that you are the aberration.
>>336533436
Let us hope that the fires of Fort Mac spread to Toronto and cleanses this filth
>>336534452
I feel like this has become bait at this point
What are your top three favorite games, I'm just curious
>>336534165
Yeah people clearly played the old Ultima and Elder Scrolls games for the story.
>>336534552
>Getting autism bucks for "anxiety"
>Going to SJW University
Okay now who can teach me to vomit on command. Put me in coach.
>>336534452
Okay, pretend I didn't say "agenda"
You still didn't answer:
>I don't see why you would butt into so many threads telling people "this game you like is shit and here's why. Try this game, it's so much better" if you didn't want them to stop liking them
>>336534341
That unicorn is pretty ugly.
>>336534096
Kek'd
Can't wait for more SJW comics. Trans comics. LGBT comics. political agenda comics.
All the comics that are not related to video games.
>>336533629
Did he literally turn all the heterosexual women in his comic lesbian?
God damn, does anyone even read new Sinfest?
>>336533154
>Good. I hope it's solar powered
what a fucking asshole
>>336534778
Good job catching that one. Did you get the other ones though?
>>336532662
I would've replied with
>Look down, that's my cock
>We're going to smash and I'm not pulling out
I love being talked down to
>>336534740
mad non unicorn detected.
>>336534636
I'l do you one better. I'll show you my to games for the past 4 years.
>>336534730
I'm merely arguing my point in a concise and polite manner. If I was "forcing my opinion" then you would find me in every /vg/ general, or I'd be using bots to post in every thread every day. Isn't that right? But if you look in the archive, I barely really post on /v/ other than 3-4 threads a day. If I don't like a game, I ignore threads about it specifically. I posted a funny comic in this one because it was video game related, and I thought it was funny.
>>336534009
>(except for the obnoxious opening intro for Super. I hate that blight on an otherwise amazing game).
Oh god and I thought your autism couldn't get any worse.
>>336533629
>Women ever being happy around each other.
Has the author even seen a woman before?
>>336532768
>has nothing to do with it
Jesus Christ how can someone be so dense
lol
>>336534948
This is why Trump will win. Women hate other women.
>>336534934
Yotsuba is the only thing that makes these threads worth it. I can wade through the endless faggy garbage comics and lose all faith for it to be brought back by this.
>>336534916
How is that autism? Doesn't that hurt every subsequent replay of Super Metroid, going through that boring intro monologue every single time?
>>336533807
Sinfest author does not understand or accept any sort of friendly banter or healthy romance between males and females anymore. It's all horrible oppression now.
>>336534768
I don't read it, but I did see a few comics someone posted on /co/.
That green demon girl and 'Nique are a couple now. The sisterhood is still as prevalent as ever. Slick gets attacked for no reason, even though people know him and the devil him are seperate entities.
>>336534886
>I posted a funny comic in this one because it was video game related, and I thought it was funny
And yet you felt the need to "educate" everyone with your shit, even though this thread has nothing to do with what games are good or bad
>>336534886
I mean I don't exclusively play indie games but it seems like that's your thing, so whatever
>>336528936
o shit waddup
>>336532515
You'd think, but the movie wasn't supposed to be a satire
>>336535062
Did he...put all his sperm in a safebox?
>>336535020
>Trump v Clinton election
When was the last time we had an election this bad?
Carter v Ford?
Holy shit even then at least Carter was promising
>>336533465
not if I knew it was made out of cockroaches, you faggot
>>336535189
It's his heart which was frozen or something.
Modern Sinfest is fucking stupid.
>>336534996
>Don't talk to me or my wife's son ever again.
>>336535202
By bad you mean lopsided? I don't know, Trump is going to blow her the fuck out.
>>336534452
>Because I lobby against that kind of poor gameplay focus.
>I lobby
>lobby
>lobby
>against that kind of poor gameplay focus.
>LOBBY
I don't... I don't have any more words at this point.
>>336534886
Armored Core V and Verdict Day were fucking trash, even Ninebreaker is better.
>>336535202
>meme magic actually brought trump to the elections
I'm amazed. This is amazing. Everything is amazing.
What exciting times.
>she
>>336535060
Tranny announcement when for him?
Or is he exempt because he has a colour of shade on him?
Remember when 'Nique and Slick were friends who balanced on the turmoil of good and evil?
Where the silly banter of Slicks crudeness got only an ill thumbs down instead of a death warrent?
>legitimately wanting trump
I get it if you're racist, but otherwise I don't understand
He has no platform at all
>>336535257
Bugs are the most protein dense food on the planet. I would gladly eat bugs for the sick gainz.
>>336535202
>Bad
>Implying the meme wars haven't been glorious
Just grabbed this fresh off of tumblr.
You can thank me later.
>>336532662
To be fair he does look like a dyel beta nerd
>>336535410
>excuses himself for walking in on the bathroom unannounced
>the patriarchy!
Here's a comic about video games.
>>336535065
>even though this thread has nothing to do with what games are good or bad
I'm trying to stir the discussion towards video games, instead of politics and e-celebs. Whether you agree with me or not, the discussion is /v/ related and makes the board better as a whole, at least I'd like to hope. Come on, you know this thread always devolves into someone posting Assigned Male, or Tatsu comics, or something from /co/ involving tumblr. so I try to do a double whammy, by posting a funny comic (on-topic) while making it video games related (on topic for the board). Everyone wins, even if nobody replies to my post. I did my part in staying on topic and relevant to the board at hand.
You'll notice that I'm not calling you names, or attacking your character, or throwing ad hominem at you. I respect your opinion, even if I disagree with it, and I don't fancy using name calling like this is some kind of neogaf hug box. So take that as you will.
>>336535385
The memes.
Hillary is no fun.
But that's just one answer.
>>336535262
This can't be serious. I refuse to believe someone is this fucking delusional.
>>336535279
No, as in the candidates are anus.
We literally have the choice between someone owned by wallstreet or wallstreet itself.
I, for one, personally hope Trump will beat Clinton. He's not going to be a good president, don't even try to fucking fool yourself, but at least the memes will be way better than another boring corrupt career politician.
>>336532243
>>>/lgbt/
Try there.
>>336535305
You liked FA, didn't you?
>I need my mechs to be laggy and all over the place, I can't stand a little grounded combat!
>>336535560
Trump is here to break the system. Things will be different after his Presidency.
>>336535562
Well that's not /v/ so I don't see how it's relevant.
>>336528585
Why isn't there any porn of her?
>>336530342
holy fuck i remember this artist
posted really interesting stuff about 1 or 2 years ago, but her stuff is fucking trash now
>>336533832
CIA FUCKING SURVIVED
THE PLANE WAS EMPTY
DON'T RUIN MY DREAMS
>>336535543
I would say it's a joke, but he's been doing this for about 6 years now.
>>336535613
I think aside from epic bantz coming from Trump nothing will be different except the United States will become a meme country, except it will still be the most powerful nation in the world, which is going to be interesting to see.
>>336535385
>He has no platform at all
>Repeal Obamacare
>Rape ISIS
>Renegotiate or leave our current trade agreements
>B U I L D W A L L
>Deport illegals
>Bring manufacturing back to the USA
>The first president who is literally a shitposter
>Eliminate taxes for poor Americans and lower them for the middle class
>Cut waste, fraud, and abuse of federal funds
That's what I can remember off the top of my head. No platform here.
>>336535698
Holy shit.
I just noticed his anatomy is not that great,
>>336534617
why does 4chan live in a box
>>336535760
It'll make the establishment realize that they can't keep running the same cronies over and over, that outsiders can win. It'll make them step up and change.
>>336535602
for Answer was a fine deviation from the norm, the original PS1 trilogy is still the best though.
>>336535513
First off, your comic isn't funny. Only you could possibly find it funny because you wrote it specifically to appeal to yourself. Who the fuck even posts their own OC in LOL threads?
Second off, your personal efforts will never make "make the board better as a whole" because nobody likes you. You are your own worst enemy to your goals.
>>336535743
Why are we here, anon? Just to suffer?
>>336535830
Maybe, but in that regard then electing Bernie Sanders would do the exact same thing.
>>336534886
>that list
>>>/m/best board
>>336535743
I don't know why this irritates the fuck out of me.
>>336535385
>hello I do not look at the websites or official platforms of presidential candidates I don't like
M8...
>>336535923
Bernie is too milque toast. He wouldn't be willing to try hard enough or go hard enough for real change. Trump ha the ambition.
>>336535743
It gets worse every time I read it.
How can one man be such a fag?
>>336532025
>Generally, the act of being found out as a girl gets you a lot of shit in a game, even if its unwarranted.
When does this really happen? In the years I spent playing TF2 on Australian servers I never once saw anyone jump on a female player when she decided to use voice chat. Surprisingly, I didn't see any retarded white knight bullshit either.
I'm convinced that this crap has to be an American thing.
>>336534504
Actually yes.
>>336535902
We're put on this Earth to find our own purpose. So do what you want family. I won't judge you.
>>336535776
>repeal obamacare
I don't want that
>ISIS
Yeah sure whatever
>reneg trade agreements
Oh boy time for trade war
>build wall
Literal meme platform
>deport illegals
Why? They do a lot of work for us and most of them pay taxes
>bring manufacturing back
OK
>shitposter
Shitposting is bad, friend
>>336535923
Bernie had a tougher fight with the DNC, its more corrupt than the RNC tbqh.
Those "super" delegates are a joke.
>>336535902
im not that anon, but i like to think god, if there is such a thing, is just a blind creator, finding instinctual delight in creating life. he goes around, sows the seed of life on one rock, and flies off to do the same thing trillions of miles away. there may even be other gods doing the same thing. this makes me think that all of our "gods" are self-created, and by extension, so is our suffering
>>336535923
Bernie is just a democrat with a couple of impossible to push through meme policies sprinkled on top. Not sure why people think he is anti establishment.
>>336535262
>Raising your kids so that they love their family is misogyny
wut
>>336535832
>First off, your comic isn't funny.
Says you. I find the narrative irony to be hilarious, that mature games with sex and violence and "thematic storytelling" are often enjoyed by children, while cutesy, colorful games with almost no story at all can be enjoyed by anyone. Thats high art right there.
>Second off, your personal efforts will never make "make the board better as a whole" because nobody likes you.
That's something I can't help. I try to remedy it by not using tripcodes, or avatarfagging, or relying on memes or anime pics. I also try and show some respect, instead of just shouting "faggot" or "nigger" at someone I don't like. If people don't like it, that's their perogative. What can you do?
>>336536001
Why do you say that?
Just because a candidate doesn't roast the shit out of his opposition doesn't mean anything regarding what they'll do for change
>>336532515
Nah it was another Hollywood ultra patriot war movie.
>>336536182
Bernie has even less of a platform than Trump. He's literally just all the normal democratic shit with "more free stuff".
>>336536134
>Bernie Sanders is a democrat
>has literally been an independent his whole career
>>336536148
wtf is even happening in that comic
>>336536098
>people who want to fight another trillion dollar war with something that is actually Europes problem
>>336536182
Trump's wall is more realistic than most of Sander's ideas.
>>336535410
Wait. The patriarchy teaches boys that girls do some crazy shit when they go to the bathroom?
Who are these people that believe that actually everything is a conspiracy by 'the patriarchy'
>>336536308
To be fair I don't particularly care all that much
>>336536290
it's pretty self explanatory anon
>>336536237
I mean he has outlined his tax plan to pay for the free stuff before
>>336536290
His boner made him fly away.
>>336536182
Dude if he even did 1/5th of an attacking Hillary would be toast.
But he didn't go after her emails at all. like wtf is that?
>>336536162
>I find
Nobody cares if you find your own joke funny. It needs to appeal to other people, which it doesn't. That's Comedy 101. Where's all the people laughing and saying "so true, so true!?" Oh wait, there are none. Because it's not funny.
>I try to remedy it by not using tripcodes, or avatarfagging, or relying on memes or anime pics.
And yet people still smell you out a mile away. You CANNOT run away from your reputation unless you completely abandon your current shtick, which you're far too proud to do.
>>336536247
and yet his policies do not differ from other progressive democrats
>>336531410
this is a terrible argument desu but the artwork is 6/10
>>336532057
Man, sinfest used to be good.
>>336536448
I think he's just trying to debate policy
>>336536098
Obamacare is a complete disaster and written to benefit the insurance companies who paid for Obama's campaign. The system we had before was cheaper, not to mention he isn't even going back to that one.
>Trade war
Its necessary, the American economy is running on the shell games of the federal reserve. We're going to have nothing left once it all comes tumbling down unless we do something.
>Deport illegals
So we can know who is coming in. Trump wants to have enough immigrants to sustain the cheap labour market. He wants them to come in legally so we let in people who are educated and don't have a criminal record. This also directly benefits black people, less hispanics taking low paying jobs (which blacks used to work before we essentially stopped caring about legal immigration) and no rival gangs to kill them.
>>336536001
That's a silly notion since his whole life is just a portfolio of him working hard to get the things he want changed, changed. Just because trump talks shit to the other candidates doesn't mean he has more ambition than bernie.
The issue with Bernie is his plan is ridiculous not that he doesn't have the ambition to do them.
>>336536059
>>336536129
I'll find my way, anons. Thanks for the guidance.
>>336536583
And what has Bernie actually accomplished?
>>336536380
It's fanart of a manga series and references specific powers, I don't see how it's self-explanatory.
>>336531341>loss is 8 years old
>>336536485
Well I mean there's only really two sides, conservative and liberal, every independent is going to align more with one party than the other
Sanders is just far more liberal than the typical Democrat, but there are a few Democrats that share the same views as him
Keep in mind most Democrats in congress are moderate pussies
>>336536626
C'mon anon. Use your head.
>>336536290
Boko no Hero Acadamia or "Hero Academy" has the main character inherit a Super power to become a hero.
One of his friends has the power to manipulate gravity as her powers and she hid him out the window to not get caught slacking/fucking.
>>336536531
That's all well and good but that only gets you so far, every president had some kind of spunk to them. He should have labeled her as corrupt, he would have won more states if he did desu.
Trump will do just that, watch the polls sway in the upcoming months, that is... if trump is serious.
Btw i'm a netrualfag if i'm giving off a fanboy vibe.
>>336536486
But his point is correct. He is pointing out these neo-progressive libtards are complaining about these nerd hobbies such as gaming and comic books but when it comes to real issues or music/movies, they don't give a shit about changing those media to fit their political agenda.
>tfw Kasich is going to lose to either a living breathing meme, crazy old guy who can't into Economics 101, or "muh wumenz ritez ;_;"
I want off this ride
>>336533832
You do realise that in the last panels, he's suggesting that she earn her McDonalds by jerking him off in the car?
>>336536468
I don't need an audience of millions. If even one person takes a moment to contemplate it, then my post was worth it. And what do you know: >>336531083
>You CANNOT run away from your reputation unless you completely abandon your current shtick, which you're far too proud to do.
Proud? You misunderstand. I don't take pride in people hating me. i just have standards, like how the paying customer should have the final say in a transaction, that the customer should be the one dictating what games are coming out. The customer should be deciding how much gameplay they want, and how much cinematics they want. Games without pricey DLC, without DRM, without blatant filler or sequel cliff hangers. Games that are fun. Games that aren't just movies.
I could get rid of all my images and all my reaction folders. But I can't get rid of my basic love for video GAMES. If that makes me a social pariah, then it's one I'll wear, not with pride, but with a sense of duty. Call of Duty.
Remember, keep the video games in /v/. Keep the /pol/ and /tumblr/ out.
>>336536735
What? I'm familiar with the series so I understand what happened; if you weren't then the comic would just be random bullshit.
>>336536098
This is what happens when irony becomes the new social ideal.
>>336536762
>Going to
You don't keep up with current events much do you?
>>336532768
thanks obama
>>336536867
Look i'm not going to explain everything for you
>>336532662
>gets closer to him
>"get out of my face"
okay
>>336536623
http://www.alternet.org/election-2016/bernie-gets-it-done-sanders-record-pushing-through-major-reforms-will-surprise-you
>>336536468
And as a followup, look at what the thread has become. You and me are the only ones even remotely talking about video games. Everyone else is involved in politics and presidential /pol/ bait. Even if you hate me, am I the one to blame for this?
>>336536931
I didn't ask for anything to explained ;I only called out your dipshit claim that that comic is "self-explanatory"
>>336531029
add dark souls to the left side and take la mulana off the right side for maximum bait-ness. la mulana is the definition of making "gameplay a chore"
i'd also take god of war off the left side because that game is easy and actually pretty fun. also maybe remove FTL from right side and add fez instead
Does no one know how to vomit on command? I know it's possible. I just need a mouth full of stomach acid. Help me out anon.
>>336536290
Read boku no hero academia.
>>336536978
>Video games
>In aLOLthread
>>336536762
Kasich's out lad
>>336532717
That's because most trannies usually are. Pray for them anon
>>336536098
>I don't want that
Obamacare literally makes it hard to be a doctor. Like 50% pay decrease hard.
>>336535776
1. Unless he replaces obamacare with something better or increases their pay enough to make healthcare affordable, that's just going to cause problems
2.
>stopping terrorism
>i seriously hope you guys don't believe this
3. Trade agreements focused on keeping american companies in america would be great, but you can't just drop out of a trade agreement
4. Wall is mad retarded, yo.
5. Impossible, waste of tax money, will change nothing
6. Good luck with that
7. Being awful is not a selling point
8. Extra good luck with that
9. Gotta take the luck back from 6 and 8 to have enough luck to even think about wishing you luck with this
The only good thing Trump will do is either fuck everything up so bad that people actually feel like getting up and doing something about it, or prove that the president has no control over his life and is meticulously handled by the government to be a figurehead who gets bitchslapped back in line if he tries to go off-script.
>>336536754
>every president had some kind of spunk to them
If you've been to a single college campus in the past year then you'll see that Sanders has plenty of spunk
Out of the three remaining candidates, the only candidate that doesn't have any spunk is Clinton, but she makes up for that with sheer corruption
If Clinton is the nominee, I think it's guaranteed some voting machines will be rigged
>>336537036
How many times do I need to tell you to figure it out yourself?
>>336537104
And behold the ultimate irony: politics aren't funny. So why are they in a LOL thread?
>>336536623
Was the house of representative 8 times and passed the most amendments.
Was in the first civil right sit in and the various civil rights movement after and was present for most of the bills revolving around it.
Created affordable housing.
Whenever there's a tough bill/act to vote on, he's usually the first one to vote instead of wanting to see what people do and going with the safe choice.
Again, he's a great person whose senile and thinks if he becomes president he can make magic happen out of thin air.
>>336536757
Most bills from anyone don't get through. If you remember Grayson, his big shtick was that he passed more bills than anyone, and he had literally 0 become law.
>>336537135
That is literally not true
>>336536835
>I don't take pride in people hating me
Clearly you do, otherwise you would've fucked off by now.
Your posts don't accomplish anything, they don't appeal to anyone, and they certainly don't keep Tumblr out, because you'd fit right in there.
>but with a sense of duty. Call of Duty
Wow, you actually managed to get a chuckle out of me. You're a fast learner.
Still hate your fucking guts and will call your shit out until you retire from posting forever.
Trump will win independents over once he noms a dem VP
Rumors are that he'll do a cross party thing, its not bernie btw.
I think if he's enough of a meme madman he'd be the first since Lincoln to do so.
I'm legit surprised that there are comfy discussions on /v/ without badmouthing, fucking finally.
>>336531929
Same reason GURRRRLs in general have been obsessed with cursing since the 1980s. It's "empowering".
>>336536762
>pretending to itch for kasich
lol ohio
>>336537135
>50% pay decrease hard
But which candidate will kill all niggers?
>>336537246
This would be brilliant and fuck up the current establishments so much. And he could do it since the Republicans have no other candidate.
>>336537149
Well like i said earlier the DNC is more rigged than the RNC desu.
Tough luck lad.
>voting machines are rigged
Do you remember how Hillary stole counties and thus the state via "coin flips"?
>>336536978
>Even if you hate me, am I the one to blame for this?
No, but you're still a fucking faggot. We're in a LOL thread, shitpost central, and I still think you're the biggest faggot here. That is incredibly telling of your bullshitocity
>american politics took oer another thread
When's the election again? I'm getting tired of seeing the same pro and against trump arguments every single day.
>>336537346
http://forums.studentdoctor.net/threads/obamacare.927565/
Literally a fuckload of these
GIYF
>>336536037
you're probably right. I've seen it a bunch, although it usually goes something like
>girl talks
>some guy: EYYY GURL
>girl feels the need to respond to guy in either snarky or upset way
>both sides snowball a stupid thing into an avalanche of retard and everyone picks a side
Although sometimes its just a shithead throwing abuse at the girl because she's different.
Idk, man. Some people just immediately go full retard when they've got a mic and a captive audience
>>336536290
The chick can remove gravity from a thing, why the guy is floating. She doesn't want to get caught y the teacher so she throws him outside, guy floats into the atmosphere, has to get girl with supervison and guy with extendable tape to help bring him down.
>>336537394
Rumors are its dixiecrat jim webb.
/pol/ is on board, i'm on board, its probably gonna happen.
Politics instead of comics
You faggots are awful. It's an election year and /pol/ may not have political discussion on it but you still shouldn't take over good threads.
>>336537135
Even if this was true I wouldn't give a fuck. I've done notary work for doctors and damn do they have more money then they know what to do with.
>>336537394
this image is almost great but I think it's giving trump a little too much credit
his treatment should be amputation
>>336537235
>Clearly you do, otherwise you would've fucked off by now.
As much as I would post on other websites, /v/ is the only one that isn't just a circlejerk of people vying for karma and upvotes. So i have to deal with it in stride.
>they certainly don't keep Tumblr out, because you'd fit right in there.
How so? Tumblr hates things that are too "video gamey". So me and them would clash hard.
>Still hate your fucking guts
Well, go ahead then. I won't stop you.
>>336537421
Sure, you're welcome to believe. The guy talking about video games on the video game board is the "biggest faggot". But the /pol/ crossboarders don't elicit even a small response. a pity.
>>336532113
>like walking through an empty plain filled with braindead fodder enemies. Which composes most of the game.
If you'd actually played it you'd know that the game has fast travel points all over every map, so this isn't remotely true.
>>336537605
If the illegals and welfare democrats are the gangrene leg then sure.
>>336537624
And can you access them the very first second you begin playing the game? No? Then it doesn't help.
>>336537561
I find it EXTREMELY hard to believe that Jim Webb is going to run with Donald Trump
>>336533370
Yeah, I know too.Hillary.
>>336537745
So you want to be able to skip all the actual gameplay?
>>336537781
Donald's probably the only guy that would give him the time
>>336536574
Older Ultima games. It started being more story based with IV but everything before that was just hardcore number crunching and monster stomping.
>>336537624
>needing fast travel
>not just designing a better overworld
Getting flashbacks of Final Fantasy 10's fast travel system.
>It's a "/v/ hates Trump, a man working to abolish social justice and cuck culture" episode
>It's a "/v/ pretends all boards aren't for american politics" episode
>>336531553
>>336537583
>LOL threads
>good
>>336535057
Of course you don't know it's autism. That's how autism works.
>>336537867
XBC's areas are all very large, with multiple vertical levels and lots of shit to find. What the fuck do you want instead?
>>336537823
Grinding on, or running past, the same recolored enemies over and over again hardly seems like "gameplay".
>omg a pirahnax! but now it's green!
>>336537606
>As much as I would post on other websites, /v/ is the only one that isn't just a circlejerk of people vying for karma and upvotes. So i have to deal with it in stride.
Dude, you would get so many more supporters if you just started up your own blog. You have know reason not to, everyone here hates you, and that's never gonna change if you stay here.
>>336536642
lets start posting comics and shit again
>>336537906
I wish people would save the smaller versions of these images, so I don't have half my screen covered in tranny doublethink for the fifth time this week.
>>336537998
I'd like smaller worlds that are fun to go through without all the clutter and reliance on being "le open world", which then requires fast travel because the "plot" demands that I backtrack.
>>336537825
Except they have completely different ideologies
>>336533807
ah, the western double tsundere
>>336537906
I'm always amazed how social justice and progressives have basically descended into solipsism.
>It's a girl's penis that means I'm girl
>Of course I can bring this metal into the bank. It's not a "gun" it's just a piece of metal
>Of course I paid the rent. Those aren't "bugs" they're "moving money"
>>336537990
*don't know how it's autism
>>336537781
/pol/ called trump's shortlist before today
>Nikki Haley
>That NM lady forgot her name
>And they put Jim Webb/Newt/the obvious on there
And two of those were on the first shortlist, trump staff were on /pol/ before, I think he would actually talk to the guy. It's up to Webb to say yes though.
I'm not a /pol/ack but i browse other boards and stumbled across that after I got through all the memes.
>>336534229
a pistol grip
I use my trigger finger to tickle my frenulum.
>>336537894
I thought people only liked Trump because they wanted to watch the world burn?
Also, my girlfriend believes in social causes (although she realized that SJW was extreme and full of ignorant retards so she distanced herself from that), and when I told her I was going to vote for Trump so that he could fuck up everything and maybe we could rebuild the system into something a tiny bit better afterwards, she got all mad at me.
>>336538001
Joke's on you, Xenoblade doesn't use palette swaps.
>>336538095
What clutter? And having large maps doesn't mean "open world". Xenoblade is not an open world game.
The plot also very rarely demands you go to areas you've already been.
Please, provide some proper arguments instead of spewing buzzwords.
>>336538018
I Don't post here for popularity or to gain supporters. I just post my point of view. If nobody cares, that's fine.
I'm not forcing you to read my posts. Infact, if you don't like them, you're welcome to filter them. And you don't even need to pay for it.
>>336538179
That's what they said about Dubya. And look what happened.
>>336538179
>want to watch the world burn
No, we want to see America made great again.
If some certain brown parts of the world have to burn and some asses have to be steamed, so be it.
>>336538215
>they dont use recolors
>what is the colony pirahnax and makna pirahnax
>What clutter?
90% of the overworld is just pretty environments to show off the graphics, with the occasional chest or hidden monster or open field for sidequests.
It's all wasteful.
>>336538289
I don't remember hearing that about Bush. Or at least, I remember hearing that he was an awful choice for president, but not even kind of for the same reasons Trump is
>>336538098
>Its so crazy it just might work
Plus it will show unity and how "parties shouldn't divide us", "we gotta go against corruption", "we need to unite to make america great again" (then some random memelord yells BUILD THE WALL). I can see his speeches now tbqh.
>>336538179
>implying joker edgelords are voting for Trump because le mature views
That does make more sense
Yotsuba and Clarissa crossover when?
>>336538236
>I Don't post here for popularity or to gain supporters.
Bull fucking shit. Everyone's innate desire is to have other people agree with them, regardless of whether you think it's true for you or not.
Would you join their party, /v/?
>>336538369
Canadian here. Please elect Trump so that we can suckle off your tit. Seriously, I can't deal with this feminist faggot up here. Can I move down there? I can cure your fatties.
>>336531029
>Hurr durr my indie no story games are better.
Dude that's just your opinion. I have more hours in FTL than any other game on steam, but that doesn't mean I find god of war not fun. That shit was awesome. This is personal preference, you can't just say a game is not fun objectively cause you don't like it.
>>336528585
>girls [Euro/dollar sign] games
What did she mean by this?
>>336538369
It would be fucking awesome if Trump could push through literally any of that shit if its true.
Hopefully he doesn't get JFK'd though
>>336538369
>Trump will increase taxes so American animation cannot be outsourced to Korea as a cheaper solution
Make this guy a president already
>>336538369
Back in the good old days where we killed injins and tamed the west!
>>336538464
Yotsuba is not for corrupting.
>>336538489
>Everyone's innate desire is to have other people agree with them
That's what I'd like, but that's different from "gaining supporters" or "being popular.". I just drop an image that explains a point of mine. If you disagree, fine. If you agree, also fine. If it teaches you something, that works swell.
My entire reason for posting on this board is to post about video games. That's all.
>>336538525
We're working on annexation, but you'd be best off just moving here, as all our social justice cucks are planning to move to either canada or germany once the god emperor gets into office.
>>336538552
I don't want to imply that my opinion is better. I'm trying to say that, perhaps, video games need to go back to their roots with less story, less focus on graphics, less gimmicks, less non-gameplay.
And you must admit that God of War has many problems, even if you find it fun.
>>336538406
>90% of the overworld is just pretty environments to show off the graphics, with the occasional chest or hidden monster or open field for sidequests.
That's the opposite of clutter.
>>336531029
Rocket league is crap. There's nothing to it.
>>336538774
Rocket League has an extremely high skill cap.
>>336538407
I remember people were saying a Bush presidency would "wake America up" and "make us politically aware again" and cause a revolution or some shit.
>>336538674
>If you disagree, fine.
It's clearly not fine for you, otherwise you would've stopped replying.
>>336535743
One of my good friends was a huge fan of Sinfest as a kid (as I was) and was adamant that all of the SJW stuff was totally ironic.
I don't think he believes that any longer.
>>336538508
you forgot to add the DPS to the party
>>336538829
No one said this.
>>336538757
It's cluttering the game with excessive graphics that it doesn't need. Those pretty set pieces do not make the game better, it just makes it feel more restricted, knowing that I can't go everywhere in the environment.
I don't hate graphics period, but sometimes I just look at high profile hollywood games like Quantum Break, and then I look at super simple games like Dwarf Fortress, and I kinda wonder whether graphics need to be that expansive or expensive.
>>336538752
You're a faggot
gameplay+story is better then gameplay alone.
>>336531410
Terrible argument. Hip hop culture is more narrow than video games and who the fuck cares about people on the other side of the planet
>>336538583
Those are direct quotes.
And that's a sad possibly honestly. Which is why he needs to pick a solid VP.
>>336538738
Nah nah, SJW cucks don't do anything. They won't stand up and move somewhere. The same can't be said about all the Muslims we just brought in. SJWs won't move around, they just breed and spawn through the tubes.I've never been to /pol/ in my life. This is just common knowledge around here
>>336538832
On the contrary, I love discussion and the chance for back and fourth positive arguments.
>>336538916
You can argue this, but I counter with this: a game whose story is told through the gameplay is better than a game whose story is told through cutscenes.
Would you agree?
>>336538835
As someone that once liked Sinfest, I want to hope this is the longest punchline in webcomic history.
>>336538583
>Hopefully he doesn't get JFK'd though
What would be hilarious desu senpai
>>336538648
>back in the good old days when we defended ourselves from the cannibalistic, scalping-happy native savages and natural resources could be found in the land.
yep
>>336538598
America literally doesn't have the human capital for that. The best design schools aren't even in the US, they're in Asia. Animation? Forget about it, there's basically nothing. Just think about the faggots working at cartoon network who don't even know how to draw an actual human. They're the character designers.
In Japan the character designer needs to be skilled enough to make sure characters look consistent in the key animation, i.e. they need to be technically skilled enough to recognize when and if their characters are out of proportion (key animation again). They're skilled guys. American character designers can't even draw in perspective much less have a basic grip on depth; all of their characters look completely flat.
This took me more time to make in photoshop than it did to write my last 150 word essay, Do with it what you will.
>>336539017
Not him but I think a good story is good regardless of how it is delivered, and that is what matters.
>>336533029
This, what the fuck feminist thinking gays are on their side? I'm sure as hell not.
>>336538958
>Nah nah, SJW cucks don't do anything.
SJWs are about to get a president in the White House, unlike the "Republican" who won't have the small government Christian vote, except for the cucks who don't stand behind their principles.
>>336538946
On the plus side, it'll be a lot harder for the government to assassinate the president in 2016 than it was in the 60s (without getting caught).
Honestly, I believe Trump is all-around the best choice for forcing some kind of change upon the political spectrum of America, no matter how he does it. Hopefully he's not just going to play it cool and soak up the paycheck once he gets in office
>>336539059
But anon the french aren't the natives
>>336538115
Now hold the FUCKING phone.
You (not necessarily you who I'm replying to) guys literally defend this same shit when it comes to discussing futa. "It's a penis but it's on a girl, that doesn't make me any more of a faggot I just like the penis on the girl". "It's just a penis".
You fuckers better make up your minds holy shit.
>>336537181
Figure what out? That's you're shitposting and I'm replying anyways?
>>336532568
You're right, I don't understand. Because I graduated High School years ago
>>336539017
>a game whose story is told through the gameplay is better than a game whose story is told through cutscenes.
That would imply that
>cutscenes=automatically bad
and I disagree with that notion. A game method of storytelling doesn't necessarily make it better or worse.
Oh Btw, to all who think trump is a racist.
Trump's demeanor (by that i mean his no holds barred style of speech) attracts that kind of group, there's nothing he can do it, but he's not a mean guy.
I'm not white and i think his nationalistic policies are pretty good.
People are just scared because they'll take their social issues away, when he said many times he'll leave that up to the states.
>>336533091
That's exactly how I think about girls! All they think about is boys, love and getting married, and now all they think of is feminism and rape. They're just so boring.
>>336538894
>It's cluttering the game with excessive graphics that it doesn't need.
This is the dumbest thing I've read all week.
>Those pretty set pieces do not make the game better, it just makes it feel more restricted, knowing that I can't go everywhere in the environment.
What set pieces? The only shit stopping you from going places is walls and cliffs.
>>336539017
but nobody else likes discussing with you, we just want you to stop posting
>positive arguments
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA
>>336539181
Trump is the candidate who needs the paycheck the least of all.
>>336539106
In any other medium, maybe that would be true, but in a video game, interactivity is kind of the point, so a non-interactive cutscene is taking me out of the experience.
Compare, for example, Kingdom Hearts 2 versus Kingdom Hearts 2 final mix. In particular the cutscene with Sora versus Roxas, versus the boss fight of Sora versus Roxas. Would anyone argue that the former is better?
>>336539037
I don't know if you've been watching, but there have already been attempts on his life by angry niggers and cuckolds.
>>336539149
I thought Trump was looking like the most likely winner? Being Canadian I'm not super up and up.
>>336539245
Hilary doesn't need a paycheck and Trump really isn't that fucking rich.
>>336539245
So? He could still just read the cue cards, get paid, and have his face plastered all over the place for free publicity.
I really hope he does it because he doesn't give a single fuck about the establishment and just wants to stir the shit
>>336539220
I argue that game interactivity is a vital component of a video game. It is what separates it from a movie, or a radio show, or a cartoon. A really short amount of cutscenes, like a few minutes, is fine, but if the game is capable of displaying them through gameplay, to flow with the gameplay, theres no way that couldn't be better.
>>336539078
But why, anon? The thread is on page 7 autosage.
>>336533629
Is this the female equivalent of a neckbeard?
>>336538051
This is why HRT along with all heavy drugs should be restricted to adults. It would get rid of at least 80% of the Tumblr population, a highly desirable outcome indeed.
>>336538369
Half that shit is self contradictory and downright impossible. His whole tax plan is absurd. There aren't enough loopholes in the world to cover the tax cut he's proposing.
>>336539408
Trump has always been about winning. He's won at business, and now he wants to win at running the biggest business of all.
>>336539306
>I thought Trump was looking like the most likely winner?
>>336539181
I do agree that Trump is probably the best choice out of those who are running, I just wonder if he'll be able to get anything done when most of D.C. probably hates his guts already.
>>336539408
does it = be president on his own terms, btw
not that he does the mega-bamboozle on the country
>>336539241
>What set pieces? The only shit stopping you from going places is walls and cliffs.
What about the needless oceanic expanse? And multiple far off locations that you can't access? Or the rocky structures that barely serve a purpose other than to be pretty?
>>336539245
Bernie would be the only one that did. Hillary is loaded, but not a billionaire obviously..
>>336539304
Wow. He must be making a lot of people mad, I mean when's the last time a possible candidate got attacked like that?
>>336539381
>Trump really isnt that fucking rich
>Funding his own campaign
>not rich
>>336539506
>anime reaction swapped for TBBT
This is the single most appropriate swap of all time.
>>336539506
mods what the fuck is this
>>336539431
Actually a male makes these comics.
>>336539506
>that thumbnail
Not risking it.
>>336539381
he's a multi-billionaire and being president will make him far less money than continuing to be the chairman and president of the Trump Organization you dingleberry
>>336536059
>Putting ho hos in the fridge
>>336539506
mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot
>>336539408
The dude is getting negative publicity, why would he leave his /comfy/ life and do this shit? its obviously to stir shit up.
>>336539381
If Hillary doesn't need a paycheck why are big banks giving her millions?
Nice chat guys, was good considering how /v/ can't into politics.
>>336539408
>this
>>336533873
>loses
*wins
Seriously, it's fucking ridiculous how many times people have rioted when the home team WINS.
>>336539483
But what if he's just concerned with winning the race, and doesn't give a fuck about the slipshod bumblefuck that the us government has metastasized into?
>>336539034
Would be nice. It used to be such a balanced comic. All the characters had their flaws and they were played well to make interesting story arcs and funny jokes. Now they are all caricature puppets dancing to the tune of the feminist agenda. The girls are immaculate and the guys, even God himself, are all sexist idiots.
>>336530571
>I'm from a time where little green dinosaurs ruled the Earth
yeah, the Prehistoric Age.
>>336539640
What if Clinton is just in it to continue passing laws and making sure her family and business friends keep making money? Oh wait, that's true.
>>336539557
He's not that rich for how much money mum & dad gave him, compared to if he had just spent it according to basic S&P 500 principles, and the main point is that Hilary doesn't need said pay either so its a moot point
>>336539420
>I argue that game interactivity is a vital component of a video game
And I'd argue that combing components of other media into itself does not take away from the strength of video games, in fact, it strengthens it.
As long as the gameplay is still good, no amount of cutscenes or wordswordswords (assuming the story is good and interestingly told) would take away from the quality of it as a piece of entertainment.
For example, there are a few visual novels with actually good gameplay.
>>336539587
It's funny that years ago cracked had an article on how trump was shit at business
now he's running for president
>>336539483
>He's won at business
No he hasn't. The amount of return he's gained from his initial parental windfall is pathetic compared to basic low-risk principles. He ran a casino into the ground, for fucks sake. A casino.
>>336532679
I mean, they're not wrong.
>>336539536
So what you're saying is that there shouldn't be any graphics.
>>336533663
>Have friend
>We talk about protests of black deaths due to police shooting
>Talk about riots, fergusuon, etc
>He says that non peaceful protests are the only way to bring the situations in poor communities to light
>Says that police have no right to shoot a poor person, regardless of whether they're threatening and a criminal
>Says that innocent people deserve to be stolen from because they're "keeping down the poor people"
>Says that business owners deserve to have their businesses stolen from and ruined because they don't pay well enough and employ enough people
>Says that blocking roads and starting riots is perfectly okay as long as you're against something
>No longer have friend
I'm saddened that there are people out there who actually believe that everyone else owes them everything and that they're allowed to hurt whoever they want just because they're poor. It's disappointing.
>>336539506
>using a smug against Anime: The Candidate
>>336539761
>Inherited money isnt actually money
(you)
>>336539126
Most of the gays I've encountered have been.
>>336539761
But hillary is getting paid by super pacs, big banks, and her whole career is based on using politics to fuck people over?
>>336539907
>He ran a casino into the ground, for fucks sake. A casino.
Literally the entire city that casino was in has filed for bankruptcy, that doesn't mean shit. He's succeeded far more than he has failed.
>>336534934
WHERE'S THE TOFU
>>336536001
You seem to think the one who screams the loudest is almost the most powerful
>>336539738
Rather vote mainline dem than republican, m80
Trump's only got my vote because I will vote for literally ANYTHING different at this point in time. Literally everything else is homogenized bullshit that puts on the collar and follows the leash. And while Rep and Dem are functionally identical as far as how much 4 years of them changes anything, rather vote for a thin veneer or progressivism than conservatism
>>336540004
But anon, that's the American way!
>>336533440
Cutscenes add to the experience you big baby. They're fun in most games
Excellent video games thread.
>>336539773
>And I'd argue that combing components of other media into itself does not take away from the strength of video games, in fact, it strengthens it.
This is only to a point though. Look at how much damage has been done to the industry by indulging needlessly in excessives from other mediums.
>we need more money for voice actors and cgi graphics for cutscenes. 100 million right there.
>we need to make rocks with billions of polygons and brown and bloom and AA and that "cinematic grain" with realistic hair and clothing physics 100 million more down the drain
>we need a fancy orchestra straight from the to. another 100 million
You see how this damages everyone? What could've been a simple AA game at 3, maybe 4 million dollars, is now running you over 300 million dollars, all because of excess and greed.
>As long as the gameplay is still good, no amount of cutscenes or wordswordswords (assuming the story is good and interestingly told) would take away from the quality of it as a piece of entertainment.
This is only guaranteed through good pacing. Many cutscene heavy games lack it, and require you to skip a scene every 5 seconds just to continue the gameplay.
>>336539914
I'm arguing to chop the excess fat from graphics. If your game doesnt need 5 trillion follicles of hair on an old guy's head, and it won't impact the gameplay, then settle for a lower polygon count. If your game is good, most people won't even care.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5Nf8s8nWfU
>trump and his army of anime profile picture twitter fags who spout MAGA and "KILL THE SPICS XD"
>>336540105
latenight /v/ is basically /b/ 10 years ago
>>336539710
>tfw God has to bow down to the sisterhood
Fuck Tatsuya. He used to just act like a goofy old man with those handpuppets. Him and the devil's interactions were fun.
>>336539938
>>Inherited money isnt actually money earned by smarts
Fixed for ya
>Literally the entire city that casino was in has filed for bankruptcy, that doesn't mean shit. He's succeeded far more than he has failed.
A city which no one with two brain cells to hammer together would have built a casino in. The guy is a shit businessman and has only lukewarm returns from the initial windfall over decades. It's been shown if he had just guilelessly followed the S&P 500 he'd be worth billions.
>>336540150
>If your game doesnt need 5 trillion follicles of hair on an old guy's head, and it won't impact the gameplay, then settle for a lower polygon count.
It's a good thing Xenoblade didn't waste any resources on that, then.
>>336540232
He is worth billions.
>>336539885
>Cracked.com - America's Only Humor Site
oh ok.
Trump has grown the fortune he'd inherited
>>336540186
So its no different than obama's meme run 8 years ago.
Only this time around its on the repub side.
>>336540084
>"Experience"
I'd prefer if they added to the gameplay. Hearing people call video games an "experience" worries me. It's like calling a trip to prison a "mandatory stone hotel". It's like theyre hiding something, or they're ashamed to be called "games". As if they want to be recognized as artists or high profile hollywood directors.
>"dude, you make games? eww, that's for babies!"
>"no my good sir, I make experiences! games are for children! mature people watch experiences!"
>>336540150
>If your game is good, most people won't even care.
You overestimate normies.
When did you realize that he's going to save the world?
>>336540220
How can one man hate himself so much?
As I said earlier in the thread, I don't know how he hasn't killed himself yet. He's clearly miserable and hates his existence.
>>336539072
No not really, animation is an expensive medium no matter what part of the world you're in, Japanese animation is only viable because they work their animators to near slavery, there are enough people to work on animation houses in the west, problem is that they're all doing porn on tumblr because there isn't work for them in the west
>>336540150
>This is only to a point though. Look at how much damage has been done to the industry by indulging needlessly in excessives from other mediums.
there will always be shit games m8. There are plenty of garbage games that focus on gameplay, and plenty of great games that have a ton of cutscenes or are text heavy.
Your problem is that you see a shit game and think
>this would be a good game if they didn't spend money on X thing I don't care about
But the games made by shit developers would still be shit.
>>336540282
In the highest estimations he's worth in the low single digit billions, but this is thought to be highly inflated. Either way the point is his decisions got him less than basic, low-risk principles would have.
>>336530767
Have this gift.
>trump looking like he has a shot at getting elected
>I'm finishing university this year
Time to look for grad schools out of the country
>>336540242
I highly doubt that. All the money wasted on voice acting and graphics and cutscenes inflated a 20 dollar game into a 60 dollar bonanza.
>>336540392
Good games still sell. It's just that they're overshadowed sometimes.
>>336540513
>There are plenty of garbage games that focus on gameplay,
Of course. There exist exceptions there. But adding a story won't make them better.
>and plenty of great games that have a ton of cutscenes or are text heavy.
I've yet to really see one, except maybe those where the text is completely out of the way.
>>336540479
>As I said earlier in the thread, I don't know how he hasn't killed himself yet. He's clearly miserable and hates his existence.
/pol/ and /r9k/ in a nutshell
>>336540362
Video games are for entertainment. That's all. Whether that entertainment comes from gameplay, or humorous item descriptions or deep ("deep") lore or in-depth story with several hours of cutscenes, doesn't matter.
one more
>>336540630
>I've yet to really see one
lets not get into personal taste in this discussion. Keep it to the theoretical or we won't go anywhere.
>>336539761
I always hear this stupid shit. The $200 million is valuation of all assets that were presumably given to him. That includes an entire fucking company that you can't just liquidate in a day. Moreover he didn't just gain control over the entire company in a day, he was first tasked with handling day to day operations. It isn't clear whether his father actually gave him ownership in the 70s.
>>336540643
Video games are entertainment, true, but they're also a specific kind of entertainment. One that should reward interactivity. Why? If it doesn't, what separates it from a movie, or a book, besides a 50 dollar price tag?
What I'm saying is this: if I can go to youtube and watch your game being played, and miss nothing whatsoever, then your game is a living lie.
>>336539587
Yeah it's not like the majority of the value of his business is in brand marketing his own name so he can slap it onto as much property and luxury goods as possible and he's positioning himself to be the defacto most recognizable living human being in the goddamn world with his business literally running itself while he fucks off on the campaign trail.
How can you think Trump doesn't stand to gain financially from this? Are you ACTUALLY retarded?
>>336540567
DICK STATUS: MUH
>>336540282
Notch is a billionaire.
>>336540674
thanks anon
>>336540719
You "always" hear this, but completely fail to address it, like you just did?
>>336540807
>and miss nothing whatsoever, then your game is a living lie.
Except for the good gameplay. Nobody said that the game shouldn't have good gameplay. I'm saying that having good gameplay and good other things (whatever they are) can only add to the entertainment value.
good gameplay+good story (whether told trough cut-scenes or text)+good music+beautiful graphics all of those are making a good game better.
>>336540826
The Trump name isnt his alone, its his legacy, probably Donald Jr. Eric or Ivanka and his he'll be handing off his role to one or all of them if he steps into office. Him being potus isnt going to do anything for increasing his wealth.
>>336540750
>downloaded complete Yotsuba torrent years ago.
>tell myself I'll do it tomorrow
>still haven't gone through it
>>336541061
Just like the anon didn't address the counterpoints to "Hillary doesn't need a paycheck?"
Not him btw.
>>336541492
>>336541421
I had forgotten how fun yotsuba was.
>>336541554
Yotsuba is so mean to best girl
>>336541554
Oh god i just felt the sensation of water up my nose
>>336541609
She's not mean to herself?
>>336541549
Who the fuck says I'm a Hilary supporter? I'm a legit conservative who's fucking tired of /pol/ voting for a closet Democrat because he says "le based things XD"
>>336541372
>Trump doesn't stand to gain money personally, only his direct descendants and the company he built, both of which will take care of him until he dies :^)
>He has nothing to gain from this self-promotion at all!
>>336531847
I'm calling police brutality on that one.
>>336541609
>>336541554
Where can I download these yotsuba comics? they are great
>>336541775
Who did you want? Because Cruz nor Kasich aren't good at all. Unless you wanted people that share a major trait with Hillary.
Beholden to banks.
Any candidate that does this is dropped no matter what desu.
>>336528585
Dr. Mario? You mean Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine for faggots?
>>336541878
These comics are so goddamn precious
Why are real children so terrible
>>336541939
Everyone says every candidate is in bed with banks or wall street, but at this point I'm honestly skeptical of the accusations entirely given the penchant for baseless smear tactics this election year. And it's not like Trump should be immune either, since his company has actual monetary ties with banks.
