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>>336526569
>being bad
>>336526569
>I main a character :)
>its a bastion spraying down a chokepoint POTG
>>336526569
>I run up to Bastion as Reaper and die
>le play a character you don't want to play to maybe have a chance of killing it hehehe git gud xD
>>336526569
as a healslut, I love him.
>>336527414
read this you shitter
>>336527001
>>336527975
Who is this semen demon?
Just DVa, shield, walk up to him, and fuck his shit up.
>>336526569
Literally skillsGuaranteed ___ replies ___
>>336528143
some generic anime chick
Bastion was OP in alpha. But they removed his shield so now he's fine.
>>336526569
>Any sniper character
>Pharah
>Soldier 76
>Torbjorn
>Zenyatta discording and spamming M2
>Zenyatta discording then literally anyone else shooting
>>>>>Literally broken
I have no reaction image for how bad you are.
if anything i think either the ice climber or mexican grim reaper are op
>>336527001
roadhog is too fun to play anything else
maybe winston
>>336526569
switch character
>>336526569
>having fun the first few days spraying people down
>as my rank gets higher start to get insta killed by enemy team on site
i had a feeling this would happen
the shield and hammer robot dude is somewhat annoying but thats about it.
>every level is a tight hall way of chokepoints and no way to flank
>>336526569
>it's a switch to genji and press E to laugh episode
>mfw the edgy character is one of the best guys in the game
Suck it Eskimo fags, trying to freeze me just gets you a face of shotgun blasts.
>>336527414
>walking into this wall is getting me nowhere but I really fucking hate turning so ill just keep doing it
>>336528812
>no way to flank
heres your (you)
>>336526569
right now is about as bad as he's ever been and he was never even all that good in the 1st place. He is the textbook definition of noob stomper
>>336526569
>Not Mei
She's cute, but Goddamn she needs to calm down.
This game is kinda fun but I don't think that will last longer than a week or so
>>336528852
it ain't my fault I'm mentally masturbating every time she speaks
>>336526569
>its a bastion kills himself because of a genji deflect episode
>>336526569
>broken
lol xd
>>336528812
There's at least one flank in every level (except Hanamura). Yes, Volskaya Industries has a flank. It's on the left and it's a gap that only a few heroes can hop over. Off the top of my head Tracer, Pharah, and Genji can all hop the gap. Lucio might be able to wall-ride over it and Mercy can use Guardian Angel to follow someone else over.
tl;dr git gud, learn map secrets
>>336528852
>rarely been killed by edgefags
You guys are awful. At least play 76 for God's sake.
>>336528812
Fights are supposed to be in teams 90% of the time. Not to mention they have to give some advantage to defending teams,there are around 3 choke points per level the rest is corners , houses and whatnots.
Also, there are characters like Winston, Reaper, Pahara... ect (a lot of them) who have skills to skip the choke points and ''flank''.
So no,levels are not halls
>>336526569
You mean figuratively. I literally break Bastion when I chain grab him as Roadhog.
>>336526569
The blue box on Bastion's back is a weak spot. Hitting it does double damage. Also, just use defense matrix and charge at him with D.Va. He'll get rekt.
>it's another "entire team killed by neon genesis evangelion rocket lady" episode
how can you be bad at a game literally, figuratively and hypothetically for actual babies
>>336529328
how's that work? every time that happens i just get sprayed down because he's inevitably got another teammate nearby
i just wish the hook had a bit longer range so i could fuck with snipers more
>its a play support since no one else will and no one kills their Bastion game
I am joining the fun, fuck playing supports. Not fun EVER
>Experimenting with options
>Enable one of the colour-blind modes
I wasn't ready Doc
>>336529341
Listen to audio cues and stay alert. All ults make a distinct sound. D.Va ALWAYS says "NERF THIS!" when her ult activates. An exclamation point appears on your screen where her Mech Bomb is. You have plenty of time to get away. Just break line-of-sight with it until it explodes. Did I really have to explain this to you???
>>336529472
>ever playing a support without at least one other person you know
welcome to online games laddy
>>336529328
thisx1000
I just played against a bastion who was fucking us up with a reinhardt, switched to roadhog, flanked and flexed on their bastion and won because of it
>>336529418
I coordinate with a Reinhardt to flank and get close. If not available, I use my scrubby team as bait and catch Bastion off guard while he gets the PotG.
>>336529543
you misunderstand my reference here, i meant Pharah
>>336529203
If you say it, no one believes it. Sides, even if you're clearly not trying to damage control all the times you got rkt, it's not by your skill you end up going up against shitty OW THE EDGE.
>>336526569
>shadow mist behind him
>insta kill him
im death incarnate
>>336528557
how does torbjorn counter bastion
>>336529670
Same concept. When you hear JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE break your line of sight. Or pepper her with headshots.
Does Bastion turret do headshots? If it does, it shouldn't. Easy fix that lowers his DPS.
>>336529543
ok, how do you stop tracer from teleporting next to you bombing you and then recalling safely?
git gud
>>336529670
Oh, well yeah in that case it's a bit hard to stop her. You'll eventually learn when certain heroes are getting in a position to ult. A good Pharah will hover low near your team before she activates her ult. If a Reaper wraith forms straight into the middle of your team fucking run; he'll ult as soon as he exits wraith form.
>>336528186
what? bastion has the highest dps in the game and diva one of the lowest. you have zero chance of killing him unless you ult
>>336526569
>use genji
>use reflect
>bastion kills his team mates and himself
>>336529943
I'll admit that Tracer is a bit broken. Always has been. Her ult sticks to you if it hits you directly. Even if it doesn't, you barely have time to get away. The only thing you can do is try to keep tabs on her and focus her down before she can run in with her ult.
She needs a nerf badly.
how to fix the game
>halve bastion damage
>double zarya damage
>double diva damage
>nerf roadhog damage a bit
>buff zenyattas HP
done
>>336529971
Good luck doing that with a reinhardt up their ass.
>>336529993
Get close to him but not within his line of sight. Fly in and bump him, put up your defense matrix if he starts firing (if he doesn't save it for when he notices you nearby). Unload on his weak spot if you can. Either way you'll likely take him down. I've taken down two sentired bastions in a row with that method. The key is to fire when he's reloading and only use defense matrix when you need to block all his shots.
>le bastion has teammates i have none xD
>teleport behind him
>ghost around to dodge
>unsheath shotgun then sheathe it
>adjust skull mask
>"LOOKS LIKE I REAPED THE REWARDS"
>>336530215
>I'm bad at this game: The Post
>People DIE to Bastion
>>336530338
m8 you don't understand
his reload takes one second
it takes diva 5 seconds of point blank fire to kill bastion
he kills you in half a second
Can you turn on a hitsound in this game? How about damage numbers? These both would be really nice to have.
>>336530130
>>336529943
>grabbing an annoying ass tracer as roadhog
is there a better feeling?
>>336530215
>halve bastion damage
not necessary
>double zarya damage
are you fucking insane
>double dva damage
no
>nerf roadhog damage a bit
he could use a bit of toning down for sure
>buff zenyattas HP
definitely
>>336530442
you can't be bad at this shallow game
Bastions recon form is criminally underrated. You can switch to it instantly out of turret form with no delay instead of reloading, and the smg does almost as much damage as the minigun.
Careful roaming Bastion loses most of his counters due to not sitting in one place, and seriously that smg is amazing. It can burst down a Mcree faster then he can fan you, and if you're not diving into fights you can sustain yourself forever with your self heal.You can rocket jump in tank form
>>336529181
>a flank
>you can label them
>mfw
This is babies first everything all at once. Most the guns aim their self.
>>336529971
>9 out of 10 times the Bastion kills himself on Genji E, or do so much damage to themself that they're an easy Shift away from death.
>>336530531
You can't seriously tell me with a straight face Zarya isn't pathetically weak
even if you ult the whole enemy team you still won't kill a single person if your team isn't there to make use of your ult
>>336530685
Yet you evidently managed to
>>336530215
D'Va needs more damage but not too much
If you disabled her from being able to get headshot she would be fine. She is the squishiest tank, and deals the least amount of damage along with Winston. D'Va is fucking trash
>>336530498
Time your defense matrix better, duck and dodge until you're VERY close to him but blocking his line-of-sight. It's not easy. I've been in since closed beta and it takes time to perfect...but it can be done. Widowmaker / Hanzo can make short work of Bastion too. Good Tracers can pop behind a Bastion and hit the weak spot and ult him. Pharah's are good at plinking him from afar. Zenyatta can help make him super squishy with his debuff.
>>336528812
Yeah this. I don't get why Blizzard did this. The maps blow.
>>336530818
I just wish her shotgun spread was tighter...but that could end up too good.
>>336528249
>you will never marry d.va and make love to her no condor
>its a Reinhart and Bastion combo episode
>>336526569
A WEAPON
TO SURPASS METAL GEAR
>>336530814
incredible, almost as if she's not a dps
>>336526569
Bastion is easy to deal with now that he lacks his shield. Mei is the OP one since she can easily freeze you. And the stun after you've been frozen lasts too fucking long, and it's almost impossible to miss with it. She needs to be taken down a notch since she can easily kill most characters in the game.
>>336530814
You could say the same about Reindhardt's ult, it's less about the damage and more about the lockdown.
>>336531141
>Mei out of nowhere
>Not playing Mccree so I can't instagib her
>Frozen by her spray
>Headshot with an ice spike
>Ded
I'm liking this game a lot, but Mei is not fun to play against.
>>336530215
>nerf roadhog damage a bit
you take that back nigger
You mad I have probably the best skin in the game.
>>336531141
Thats total bull and you know it. Her offense presence is literally nonexistent, which means your ult charges so much slower than others. And the stun is too short honestly. Alot of times they have near all of their health and they break out before she really gets a chance to kill them
>>336531093
what is she then?
she has no damage
she has no healing
she has no hp
her shield is so short with such a huge cooldown it might as well not exist
oh wait I know, she has a CC ult, yeah she's a support
>>336530498
Ignore that waifu player, D.va is shit. Use Genji or Tracer if you're good with either
>>336531416
WE WUZ CHIEFZ N SHIET
>>336530215
>halve bastion damage
no. just make his spray not as accurate at long range, and his turn radius max 270°. damage is fine but he should be getting countered more reliably with snipers and tracer.
>double zarya damage
git gud with shields
>double diva damage
including ult amarite? :^)
>nerf roadhog damage a bit
he's supposed to deal great damage at close range.
>buff zenyattas HP
he's perfectly balanced as it is, stats wise. buff up his mechanics though.
>>336531416
its gonna get wiped on release friendo, but at least you can pay to get it back or hope you get 10 coins from a loot box
>>336531093
Spot the Roadhog player, probably thinks his hook into one shot is doing his tankly duty of protecting the team
>>336531680
>and his turn radius max 270°
this. People complain he was worse before when he had his frontal shield but you could also reliably kill him if you flanked him, now he can do an immediate 180 and mow down any squishy flanker
>Hey shpuld we make it possible for Winston to deal damage to enemies?
>Nah fuck it
>>336531772
I know that but knowing I got it is good enough for me and my friend also got the gundam one too at the same time.
>>336530215
All Bastion needs is greater fall off damage at long range.
>>336531428
>and the stun is too short honestly
No, no it's fucking not. Overwatch is a "fast-paced" fps, being frozen solid is an instant death. Mei is not the type of hero that takes people on solo, she's extremely strong with her team close by. Take hanamura for example, defending point A. There's only one small door most of the team can get through, she can easily freeze your entire team by just camping by that door, setting it up for her team to easily kill all of you. Mei is not an offensive hero, if you play her offensive you play her wrong. Mei is the type of hero that can pretty much single-handedly make it almost impossible for your team to get through a choke-point. Her stun is certainly not too short since it's extremely easy to slow and stun people, you don't even have to aim properly since it's a spray attack.
>>336531416
Tfw i get Jackal but it will be gone
>>336528812
Hanamura and Volskya and the Hollywood first points have this problem. They have one main entrance area and one tiny choke point flank that's not even that far from the major entrance. Makes it pretty annoying when you have a good team that puts heat on those entrances.
>>336532040
>tfw I got anubis in my first loot box
>Mariachi 3 levels later
>>336531428
Get better at playing Mei dude
>>336529031
I need more intensive. More champions to keep it fresh and worth coming back to. new maps every now and then. or make loot packs given more often. I'm loving it but it won't last like Halo 3 did.
But then again what DID make Halo 3 keep me playing it for years? strong community?
This game's tickrate is so fucking bad.
>>336529219
>>336529181
>>336528894
These are shills
>>336532060
>>336530882
These are actual objective fans
>>336528812
Is correct, the maps are dick.Don't get me started on how stupid character swapping is
>>336531416
>This was in one of my first loot drops
>Persuaded me to play more Reinhardt
Been having a blast with him. Gonna be real sad when the 9th rolls around
>>336530516
Hit sounds are already on, albeit a bit softer.
>>336526569
He's ridiculous. On a defense map, the team need only pick 2 bastions and the point is literally unassailable in a pub game.
>he ACTUALLY thinks D.va is bad
>being braindead
I keep running at him and he keeps killing me! OP!
>it's a Reinhardt does 4 kills with his auto-attacks but Hanzo gets the play of the game for pressing Q episode
>>336531428
You don't know how to play as Mei, an average to good Mei can easily shut down an entire team.
>>336532215
Damn. I saw somebody with that skin and thought it was the coolest shit. I hope I manage to get it when the game actually drops.
>>336532285
i just won a match as 5 D.VAs and 1 Mercy
shit is hype, yo
>>336532285
I want my D in her Va.
>>336531416
I got imp mercy, I fucking love it. It even changes her ult voiceclip to"heroes never die...for a price".
>>336531962
When I saw the trailers for overwatch, I was like fuck yeah imma play Winston
and now I find that hes the worst character in the game, Im so mad. They better fix him before full release.
>>336528249
dat camel toe
>>336527117
>get an invite from my friend, end up playing all day
>complete shit so I do best with bastion
>have a really good game with him, backstabbing the shit out of the other team and spraying down 2-3 people as they advance on at least 4 occasions during the match
>get play of the game
>excited to see which ambush was ranked the best
>it's just me camping on the point and spraying like a jackass, killing 2 people because torbjörn's turret gives a ridiculous amount of points and he decided to drop one out in the open
>>336532320
>It's a hanzo shoots two people and gets potg episode
>tfw Hanzo is my main and the one I absolutley rek shit with
>haven't gotten a single skin for him
>I have gotten several epic and legendary skins for characters I never play as.
Damn
>>336532325
>above average mei starts wrecking team
>edgefaggot my way into a corner, hide there and shotgun her ass
>confidence gone from the entire game
Edgefaggot somehow became the best character.
>tfw I got play of the game as Hanzo for killing Mcree with my sonar arrow from the other side of the map.
>>336532320
>>336532630
>its a Bastion POTG
>>336532749
>he just holds left click with minimal mouse movement
>three kills
bastion is seriously a fucking piece of shit when hes sitting comfy in the numbani or japan maps at final stage
>It's a "your teammates would rather play deathmatch and get kills instead of going for the objective" episode
How to fix Lucio
>make him asian
>make him play eurobeat
>>336530809
>spraying down the enemy team like a motherfucker at a choke
>genji rounds the corner in front of them
Man, what an annoying guy.
>>336532749
Play of the game was such a cool idea that ended up being so boring. Half the time you get something that isn't all that interesting and the other half is Bastion shooting down a hallway or Torj just standing around.
>Play Genj
>Holy fuck this character is so awesome
>What can the others do.
>Oh.
>Nothing cool.
I'm winning, but I'm not having fun.
>>336532843
bastion is always a piece of shit
having him on defense in that japan map is a guaranteed win with that terribly designed map with one entrance
>>336529943
You don't. I'm not sure anyone has the dps to stop that on reaction.
>>336526569
>what is junkrat
People rag on junkrat for being an easy spam character, but the fact is he just shuts down a lot of players that like to poke around corners (hanzo) or set up shop (bastion and torb). Fucking play him.
>>336531928
>hook into one-shot
maybe if you're playing some shitty character like tracer or genji, most medium health characters can easily escape if the team isn't around
>>336532918
Lucio doesn't need to be fixed
He's fine how he is
>>336532975
Literally all they need to do to make POTGs better are:
1. Filter out ult clips
2. Filter out camp champs (Bastion, Torb, Symmetra)
And wow, you have 100% more entertaining potgs.
When does the game get fun?
>>336533061
road hog
>>336526569
Literally unplayable.
>>336533269
When you play heroes that aren't on the offensive tier
>>336533269
when you get friends
>>336532918
>make him a korean girl
>give her large thighs and a china dress or similiar
fix'd
>>336533386
But I'm winning. Why would I play anyone else?
>own team is on the offensive for the escort mission
>entire opposing, defending team is Bastion
>Four Widows on the attacking team
>>336533269
>it's a "only play offense" player
I bet you never even stand on the objective you cunt.
>it's a Hanzo/Reaper/Bastion POTG
Fucking worthless
>It's an ultimate potg
Trash
>bait genjis to defend
>go to town on them because every Genji loses their aim once they panic no matter their skill level
Explain something to me. Is D.Va SUPPOSED to do absolutely no damage at all?
>>336533256
>filter out ult clips
I see where you're coming from, but I feel that'd sort of ruin it. Id be pretty upset if I got a hexakill as someone like Pharah but it didn't show up because I used my ult, and instead POTG is Hanzo shooting two dudes because he didn't ult.
>>336533514
Of course not, I'm too busy keeping the rest of my chucklefuck team out of the line of fire. An entire team will focus on Genji, getting them shot in the back.
>>336533645
It's in the tank category, not to mention you have to be close with her
>>336533645
You have to be point blank in their face. D.va is more about boosting in and taking out high priority targets because you have the armor to do it. Ult is really good for clearing objectives too.
>>336533645
Only use I've seen so far is chasing down the squishier guys and whacking them with the jet charge damage and a quick melee follow up.
Doesn't seem very good, there are a lot of heroes that can go to town on the squishier part of the cast when they get isolated from their team.
>Actually get POTG for knocking 3 people off Ilios with Lucio
I'll never see that again
>>336533645
Yes. The best part about her is using her ult to fuck up a team that is really dug in on the objective.
How do I into Robuddha? I love healers that can still put up a fight.
>first game
>load up map
>african music plays
literally uninstalled, no thank you.
>double rein on route 66
>we both suicide charge most of the opposition to their deaths at the cliffs edge
Otherbro, if you're out there, thank you for that moment.
>>336534019
Hide behind Reinhart because you have no health.
>>336534170
>not turning the music all the way down as soon as you get into a game
what's wrong with you you mong
>>336534321
kek
That happened to me last matchon Xbone
Actual skill required tier:
>hanzo
>junkrat
>lucio
Point and click adventure tier:
>widowmaker
>bastion
>kekbjorn
>Bastion is bad meme
Liferally just avoid Genji, be wary of Sephra and Junkrat, laugh at everything else. Sent2win.
>>336534347
this
once you've heard every bit of music the game has, mute it and put on your own personal music playlist
i thought everyone did this, with every game.
>>336534432
>Actual skill
>Hanzo
You best be joking nigger.
>>336533894
Played a few games, so far everyone has been able to outdamage me 1 on 1, and I have three times as much health.
how the hell do I turn off the fucking tips
>mfw Bundeswehr Reinhardt will be censored in germany
CAN'T HAVE NATIONALISM IN VIDEOGAMES GUYS
>>336534432
With Junkrat you can shoot across the map and two-shot groups of people. Pharah too.
>>336526569
I main Reinhardt and Phara.
Phara rocket launcher remind me of quake.
>>336534019
Get extra health from a symetra
Then discord orb people and get headshots.
How to fix OverWatch:
Reaper: One second less second on teleport animation
Bastion: 35% firing speed reduction, as a trade he can move as a turret slightly slower than his ult speed but he can't fire while moving.
Mei: Health is now 200, icicle takes 50 ammo instead of 25.
Widow: 3 second charge time for max damage
D.Va: Ramming an enemy in flight mode does 75 damage, has the ability to switch from shotgun to machine gun but has extra gun switch time.
Winston: 10% more gun damage, you can make jump trajectory's shorter by pressing "s" for shorter hops.
Zarya: Ally shields last longer, personal shields charge damage 20% more.
Zenyana: Something to do with movement or something. I dunno, it just feel like him just floating there is wack considering the other two healers have actual movement abilities. Plus less slowdown on charging orbs. Plus a larger eye to compete with Lucio's ult.
Symmetra:Moved to defensive heroes because really that is what she is
>>336534019
Drop the heal ball on whoever seems competent.
Pop out, and put discord on someone, then keep popping out when your alt fire is charged and try to kill them, repeat. when they die/run away
Only use rapid fire when behind a teammate or when trying to kill runners
Whenever you're in danger or your team gets some balls/gets in trouble then you ult
What I want to know is why the goddamn shit is every character in this game SO FUCKING SLOW JESUS CHRIST
The respawn times are 5 seconds but it takes two minutes to get to the fucking fight!
>>336534919
>I main
>""""maining""""" in a game with literally no depth
Helloooooooo Reddddit!
>>336534493
>Actually use recon mode
>Enemy can't pin me down because I'm constantly on the move
>Blap flankers with the smg because it shits damage
>Because I'm actually moving around I occasionally get flanks on the enemy team which usually results in most of them dying
People calling others bad for dying against Bastion, then use examples of them killing bad Bastions is painfully ironic.
>>336535016
It just mean I mainly play those characters you pretentious dumbfuck
>>336534432
>hanzo
>junkrat
>lucio
>skill required
You can't be serious
>>336534493
Everyone is saying he's OP
What alt universe did you stumble in from
>>336535203
To be fair Hanzo takes some skill aside from his ultimate.
>>336535203
Hanzo takes decent aim
>>336534432
>Junkrat
>Hit shift, hit left click
>Lucio
>Stand behind cover near as many allies as possible, hit E when people get hurt
>potg is dva killing a handful of people with her pistol
>>336535016
hello buzzword faggot
>not using D-Dog
>>336535032
>escort/defend match
>cheese around corners sentrying everyone
>make Genji whif his defenses
>Run up to and ult in front of Pharah, Rein, Medic and Mei
>*HONK HONK* get out the way
>Sole survivor Rein gets gunned down by a medic as he tries to get away from me machinegunning him
>POTG with basically an RC Car.
I fucking love Bastion.
>shilling on /v/ instead of playing the game
Get outta here you autists. play your game you've been waiting months for
>>336535495
Her and Mercy's pistols actually hurt quite a bit. Reapers need to learn to get in close or run away, I'll easily outdamage them at a fair distance.
>>336535382
Decent being the key word, it doesn't take exceptional skill to be good with him. None of the character in this game take a lot of skill to use anyway, it's super casual.
So Widowmaker is going to get a Nerf for sure, right?
Her charge time is way too fast.
>>336532457
>Winston is the worst character in the game
nigga
what
>>336533269
>he plays reaper
you are a fucking fag, sorry
>>336531416
>got the anubis skin
>its going to get wiped
JUST
Who /discovered Zarya/ here?
>mfw shield when Junkrat's tire comes to hit me
>mfw shield on people about to get pinned by Reinhardt
>mfw shield when Tracer sticky bombs me
>mfw shield during Mei's ult and walking out of it
>mfw shield during Hanzo's ult and walking through it
>mfw shield on anyone who gets hooked by Roadhog
>mfw shield during Reapers ult and telling him to fuck off
>mfw shielding Pharah when she gets targeted during her ult
>mfw shielding Mercys and Lucios long enough for them to pop their ults
>mfw braindead Bastions hold LB on me and give me free maxed charge
>mfw maxed charge turns your weapon into a death beam
>mfw everything that wombo combos with her ult
But yo she has pink hair that attracts SJWs who aren't even playing the game so shes shit.
>>336535010
so they can have the boring ass engineer that's 200% mandatory in every game ever because of his teleporter if you want to have even the slightest chance of winning
>>336535624
Watching Mercy fuck somebody up is always funny.
>>336534972
>buffing reaper
stop.
>>336535817
Fucking Edgefag to you, kiddo. *teleports to the best character position even though edge*
>>336526569
>Literally all tooltips for countering Bastion is to flank him
>Players light up like Xmas trees when in sight
>No stealth characters
>Can rotate 360 degrees
>Can just sit in a corner
Yeah balanced
>>336531962
>a deathtip of wiston is literally "dont let winston distract you from more dangerous enemies"
Love playing roadhog but hate his ult, it makes you just such a squishy slow moving target with no ability to heal yourself or stun. Also damage for that thing drops off so fast.
>>336535849
Zarya would be my favorite if her charge went up just a little faster. It sucks building up the momentum and then being shut down by an ult or getting bastioned with shield on cooldown.
>>336532172
>shills are people who disagree with me
neck yourself
>>336528557
>Not mentioning genji
>Press E and bastion kills himself.
>>336535950
>can rotate 360
this is what bothers me the most. His weakness is supposed to be that he has a critical point in the back but he can turn instantly
>>336526569
Stick a Reinhardt in front of him and he's literally impossible to kill.
>>336532172
>Retard who hates character swapping doesn't understand how to play the game
Big shock.
Can you make a private server just to dick around with the maps? Now that I found out I've been playing Lucio wrong, I want to practice wallriding on real maps instead of the training ground. And I still don't know the maps for shit except for the 3 that were in the stress test so that would help for that too.
>>336532172
>Don't get me started on how stupid character swapping is
>go into a game hardcountered by the enemy
>UH YOU DONT GET TO SWITCH
>>336535495
>be me
>playing Dva on volskaya, attacking the first point
>flanking to the left with flight, attacking point from behind ennemy team
>dueling and killing mccree there
>tracer arrives, finishes off my mecha, still manage to kill her as naked Dva
>roadhog arrives, dodge his hook and kill him (he was already half life though)
>my team finally makes it to the point, we capture it
>fast forward POTG
>hanzo
>used ult, killed two people.
>>336536043
You're not getting charge because you're not popping shield on people who get bombarded by insane damage and instead popping shield on shitty chip damage, it builds just fine.
>mfw shielding and blowing yourself up with grenade lobs also charges you
Why play Hanzo when he sucks ass in close range fights? Widow also has no travel time on her shots while Hanzo does. Widow also has no drop on her shots.
Outside of the ultimate, why bother playing Hanzo over Widow?
I fucking hate this game because i want to like it but it's not fun at all
>>336536334
Cause the ult is the most braindead thing in the game and attracts the most retards
>>336536334
The ult.
Roadhog is so good, lads.
>Playing Hanzo for the first time.
>Doing that control point map where its just a wicker house.
>Only one defending point, everyone else is dead.
>99% deadlocked on both side.
>Shoot the sonic arrow, see the entire team coming.
>Try to kill the Mercy first.
>She runs after getting hit.
>See the Genji deflect, shoot scatter arrow and take out the Tracer with him.
>Monkey trouble puts up his barrier.
>Move in and shoot his face twice to kill him.
>Pharah uses her Q.
>JU-
>Shoot her in the vagina.
>QUINTUPLE KILL.
>Mercy pops her ultimate.
>Mashing my Q like the fist of the north star.
>RYUU GA WAGA TEKI WO KURAU
>TEAM KILL
>Die at the same time.
>We lost.
>Play of the game was the Mercy's rez which showed me getting a team kill.
COME. ON.
>get genji
>press e, watch bastion evaporate half of his team then himself.
>profit
>>336536334
Muh cool dragon ult
>it's a your team picks double widows on Offense Egypt episode
>>336536654
>tfw your team won with 2 Torbjorn on offense
>it's a 5 man tracer group
I wish I had 5 friends who would play this with me so I can have some actual teammates.
>>336536334
it's not as satisfying as huntsman, but I do like bows
Can we post them? I want to see all the Bastion mains.
>>336535849
She's super satisfying on so many levels. She's got:
>Quake Lightning Gun, which feels great to burn people down with
>alt-fire nades, which feel great to direct-hit with
>Bubble shields which feel great to parry big damage with
>Black Hole, which feels great to make multi-kills with
I still hate her hair though. I wish all her default costumes' alt colors gave different hair as well. Nevertheless, she's who I least expected to love, but I love using her all the same.Am I the only one who does Enigma's hand motions when your Black Hole makes the highlight reel?
>be pharah
>entire enemy team bunched together trying to rush the cart on Hollywood
>launch missiles
>everyone dies
>think I get the play of the game
>play of the game: Bastion
>apparently the fucker spayed the enemy team at the same time I bombed them so he cucked me for all those fucking kills
>lose the vote at the end by one to that basion
>>336527414
>Its bad for a class based game to have a system of counters
Thats literally how classes work.
>>336536717
I had a game against 6 reapers.
Does this game have a 2fort 32 player instant respawn no time limit? Then it's fucking garbage.
>>336528812
The map design is shit, this is coming from somebody who makes TF2 maps for fun.
Every route to a cap should have three alternate routes, it's fine if one is cut off from some classes, but generally there needs to be a way around any enemy ambush, assuming they're locking it down.
Take Gorge for example, you have the giant chokepoint in front, plus the right to go around and if you go right, then up the stairs and left, you can go left and into a nice secluded spot of the map.
The Japanese temple map has a fucking massive wall with a door that you need to push through to advance. The Russian factory map has the same problem, although you can go left if you can fly, but for everyone else, git fukt. On Hollywood you have two routes in, both generally close to each other, with some variety here and there. Hollywood is in my opinion the best Control Point / Payload map, mainly due to the routes you can take. Even watchpoint gerblefucker just has two routes, one on top of the other.
Oh yeah and they're small as shit, but large enough to make walking take forever.
>Buy overwatch thing on homescreen even though I already bought it
>mfw
>>336536763
Sometimes to beat cancer, you gotta be cancer.
>>336536778
>Am I the only one who does Enigma's hand motions when your Black Hole makes the highlight reel?
I don't even know what it's actually called so I always called it black hole while playing her.
>I'M GOING FOR THE TOBLERONE
>>336531416
>Pharah looks so much better than the rest of the female cast that she doesn't even look like she's designed by the same group of people
>gets the least amount of fanart
>bust my ass off with over 6k healing and 10 defensive takedowns with Mercy
>pull off a 3 takedown rez
>get no commendations
>instead they give them all to the fucking Reaperfag
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR
>>336530215
>>336530814
>>336531448
Saying Zarya has no damage is the fastest way to out yourself as a shitter (along with crying about Bastion).
Zarya has the best damage out of all the tanks as long as you use your shields properly (and it's fucking easy to use them).
>>336536712
>Its a your entire team goes Torbjorn and one Rienhardt and puts all the turrets on top of the payload episode.
>download game
>first 20 or so matches are amazing
>team coordination
>a few losses but feel like we got stomped by a better team
>play the next day
>no one coordinaites
>fucking hanzos and and widowmakers on our team when its attacking or reapers and tracers with its defending
>lose way more often to the point it doesnt feel like the opposing team was so much better, just people on my team are trying to get their epic montages made and ignore the rest of the game entirely
apart from that though, I like it but wish some things would get changed. Like being able to open loot boxes while waiting for next game to start instead of having to leave back to the lobby andbeing able to spend the coins you get to gamble on more loot boxes instead of just the items directly
Too bad the game's not on Steam. Blizzard are really shooting themselves in the foot.
>Roadhog
>600HP
>Turn around a corner
>Stunned
>Instantly dead
McCree is too good at close range, they need to fix the burst bullet damage.
>killing people as D'va
>killing people as Zero Suit D'va
>>336530814
but thats wrong
she's even under tank you spastic
Why did they decide to make McCree's Q so fucking useless? Everyone on the map hears you, you shine like the sun, takes forever to lock on and seemingly half the heroes have ways to dodge or block it without even thinking. It's easier to get a triple or quad with his base abilities than it is his Q.
>Play tank
>Team doesn't follow up when I go in
>>336535950
The outlines are stupid as fuck, they should've just limited the heroes to one per team (as in Tracer on one team or the other) or given them color coded uniforms or something. It completely defeats the purpose of a sniper and trying to be sneaky and undetected if you just fucking light up when you show up briefly on someone's screen from across the map
>>336537352
>Every time I play Reinhardt
>>336530215
No no it's
>Extend Zahra's shield by double on self, quad on teammates
>Increase Zahra's damage at 100%, but have it take longer to get there.
>Have Zahra's gernade ball have a larger splash.
>Have Bastion have a spin up timer on shooting, lower DPS
>Have Roadhog's hook do no damage by itself
>Have Roadhog's RMB do a more accurate shot with same distance, meaning with skilled shots you can pump an entire shotgun round into an enemy at a little range, have damage falloff be a bit steeper.
>Make his drinking animation leave him more vulnerable.
>>336537298
>you killed more people as ZSD than in her mech
>>336536763
>>336537008
I'm bad at games.
https://youtu.be/dZyyCpKeZKw
>>336537265
>nerfing the assassin who's good at his job
So is Reinhardt some kind of fantasy chuuni?
>>336537008
If your most played is a support, you can be a faggot Bastion all day long for all I care. Nothing makes me happier than getting into a game and someone locking in Mercy so I don't have to play Lucio.
>>336537403
>Drinking animation make him more vulnerable
He's already immobile, do you want him to take more damage while he's healing? That's fucking stupid.
>It's a "all heals are fucking useless other than Mercy" episode
>It's a "fucktard insists on playing zenyatta anyway" episode
I know this game is meant for casual fun but I don't like knowing I'm going to lose before the match even starts.
I want 120fps, is there a performance guide? Can't believe Blizzard can't make video settings without having to restart the game.
>>336536763
>inb4 waifufag
>Russian factory map is lacking in flank options
Is this for point A or point B? Because you can use the moving platforms on the left side going to point B to flank without using the main chokepoint.
>>336536049
>Brutally murder Genji after watching him flail his arms around in front of me for a bit
>when you 1vs1 literally anyone as Lucio
>>336537393
>put up shield and walk forward with the objective as it moves
>everyone runs out just infront of my shield and gets shot to death
I have no idea what they're thinking but this happens all the time
>>336537563
Git gud and get health packs anon
>Defending team has 2-3 Bastions
This character is shit.
>>336530215
>double Zarya damage
>>336537553
Heavy's sandwich takes more time to complete, his drink is literally a quick sippy.
He's also silent about it as shit, so unless you see him and can see the glowing piss around his body, then you've got nothing to worry about.
>>336537563
Zenyatta is fucking amazing dude, him and Mercy are the only useful support classes
>>336526569
>play Bastion because robots are cool
>hardly ever die because rofl infinite distance accuracy and changing around corners
>start dying almost instantly to Tracers
I don't mean in stationary mode either. Are Tracers gun insanely powerful if you have any sense of aim?
>>336537574
If the shoe fits... Anyway, how the fuck do you stand playing D.Va? I've only played one match with her and she's really fucking boring.
>>336537008
Mercy players ww@?
>>336537517
No you faggot, why does he need to be chuuni for? He has the glory and fighting experience from being in Overwatch to back up his personality.
>>336537662
But I play Mercy. That's my point. We only need one healer, and it shouldn't be some fucking worthless cunt like zenyatta.
>>336537563
>Mercy is the best healer
>Laughing huehues.avi.webm.yourlife
>>336536937
>The Japanese temple map has a fucking massive wall with a door that you need to push through to advance
Seriously, these 2 maps alone have horrible chokes. Not even good chokepoints that have larger open areas on either side, they literally border objectives/spawn areas so one team is trudging across the map to cap a point that's in the other's front yard, with like 2 access points. Gay
>>336537078
I automatically give my commend to a healer (regardless of team) unless there was someone on my team who actually deserved it. Commends don't do anything, but it's shitty that someone hitting Q gets more recognition than someone who heals 40% of the enemy team's damage
>>336537767
>>336537008
forgot cap
>>336537789
Zen is buffs/debuffs. Mercy is a healer. Get it right
>all these /v/ screenshots show like dozens of fucking hours played already
>everyone already discussing balance and shit
>I literally just started the download
so I guess that grappling hook chick looks fun?
>Play Zarya becauseI think she's cute
>Think she kinda sucks for a while, my beam does like no damage
>Understand what the shields are for
>Go on and get like 10 killstreaks now just juggling shields
Honestly though I wish the beam procced damage faster, using the launcher alt fire and landing direct hits seems to do a lot more damage
>>336537265
More retarded is the fact that his dynamite somehow cancels out the hook. I've had multiple times where I toss my hook the second he lobs his dynamite and I get stunned while he's free to do his instakill 6 shot thing.
>team needs support so i pick it
>team is so incompetent they get jack shit done
>repick into a higher impact hero
>kill the enemies, take the points and win
People are so fucking bad in this game.
>>336534432
>skill
>Junkrat
So this is the neo/v/
>>336536265
>shielding and blowing yourself up with grenade lobs also charges you
shit, that won't make it to live at all
>>336537228
I dont mind bnet, its one of the few non steam platforms that's UI is not cancer and is easy to use.
>>336537352
>On Hanamura as Winston
>Team is stuck at chokepoint leading to A
>Hurl myself onto capture point and drop shield
>Enemy team immediately turn attention onto me and I begin harrasing them
>Pop ultimate and start wrecking shit.
>Finally die
>Team is still stood at chokepoint fishing for kills.
CoD faggots pls go.
>>336537871
I honestly wish things like mercy getting a kill and then resurrecting her whole team who then pushing for the win a second later would show up as PotG
>>336537896
Sure but if you play like shit everyone will judge you. And it's easy to tell because bad Widowmakers are a dime a dozen.
>>336538025
demoman takes skill
>>336537937zarya will never cuddle you and keep you warm late at night
>It's a "your team has two widows/two hanzos/one of each" episode
>>336537265
>Nerfing McCree
He's only really good at close range anyway, his revolver does solid damage at a range but more often than not you're better off just ambushing with the ridiculously short range flashbang, fanning the hammer, rolling for the auto reload if you didn't kill, then fanning again. And honestlyI think his ult takes way to fucking long to charge on people considering how often people are moving around and him just being a sitting duck
>>336537896
Grappling hook is Roadhog, a fat dude. But yes, he's incredibly fucking fun if you can land hooks.
>Payload map
>Teamates all pick offense characters
>Pick Reinhardt to at least try to salvage this shit
>They all fuck off and go in different directions to play team deathmatch
Why
>>336537789
>and it shouldn't be some fucking worthless cunt like zenyatta.
When we need support I always pick Zenyatta because at least then I can kill shit. I don't want to completely rely on my retarded allies to actually get shit done.
>>336537749
She's got LOTS of mobility. Whitch is great to get into people's face or following squishies, and melt them at close range.
Ult is gamebreaking on objectives
Also JUSTICE RAINS FRO- nope.jpg
>>336537793
I'd rather have insanely good single target healing versus a slow AoE heal, plus speed is literally used for nothing besides the start of the game on Attack and maybe getting yourself and one other person that spawned with you back into the fight faster.
Also, there's been countless times I've seen a clutch Mercy ult win the game whereas Lucio ults are more of a padding but the team can still get fucked if there's literally any disabling ult on the other team.
>>336538068
That should. I've seen a few Mercy PotGs but it's really only when you do a 3+ person rez.
>>336537937
WHAT'S THE SECRET TO ZARYA
HOW DO I WIN
>>336532116
>tfw legendary skins for both Mcree and Reinhardt
>tfw losing them
why live
>>336536334
>when he sucks ass in close range fights
1. aim scatter arrow at ground right in front of an enemy
2. enjoy oneshotting any character in the game, including tanks
and his regular bow shots are great at any range if you can aim. I headshot reapers and tracers who try to get fresh with me all the time
>>336538148
His ultimate is awful. By the time it's charged for a headshot they've had more than enough time to hide behind cover. I've gotten to the point where I just go for single kills with it instead of trying to get a double/triple because it's just that bad.
>>336538265
A bastion getting four kills just before the mercy showed up was the play of the game.
>>336537749
>Anyway, how the fuck do you stand playing D.Va?
D.Va's job is to harass the fuck out of the squishies. She's not reinhardt. She boosts up on top of squishies and just holds left click until they die.
>>336538229
Does it melt them? Because it doesn't seem to do that much damage. I can say for sure that D.Va is hands down the easiest tank to kill as Roadhog. It's almost laughably easy. At least destroying her mech. Outside of it, they tend to scamper away
>>336538148
>And honestly I think his ult takes way to fucking long to charge on people considering how often people are moving around and him just being a sitting duck
A bigger problem is the loud as fuck IT'S HIGH NOON warning sound.
>>336538269
Trick people into hitting you while you have your shield up or a shield on a teammate.
Full power Zarya is death.
>>336537896
>tfw brand new player trying to learn how to play
>tfw steamrolled by closed beta players with hundreds of hours played now with low ranks
>>336538293
>tfw he's my favorite character
>tfw you have to rush down people
at least he rapes pharah whois best girl and needs more sfm
>>336536763
This is a profile of a an annoying, piece of shit friend I have. He doesn't actually discuss anything with us, he just speaks in shitty dad jokes when he's not playing a game with us.
He does not and will not switch from Bastion, no matter what map, regardless of Attacking or Defending.
I couldn't believe how much more of an insufferable cunt he could be until this beta started.
>>336538278
1. If it's not on CD.
>I headshot reapers and tracers who try to get fresh with me all the time
>all the time
Sure thing.
>>336537774
But in the comic he was fighting those bandits and he viewed them as dragons, and his >GF said he has an overactive imagination. Im assuming when hes in combat he pictures the enemies as other stuff.
>>336537971
>tfw getting your ult cancelled as reinhardt
>>336538293
That's still a 1 shot guaranteed kill with your ult, which is pretty great.
>>336529181
Junkrat can as well. Lay a mine down, wait for the cooldown to finish, then detonate and place another mid-air to explode off for a second boost.
>>336533469
Because you're not having fun you fucking retard.
>play genji
>make bastion kill himself
No problem
Also, is it me or is Genji's ult a little shitty? It swings way too slowly.
>>336538124
Don't remind me :(
>>336538529
Compared to many other ults, it's not that great.
>>336538269
She charges her weapons damage by absorbing damage with her shields. Pop a shield on a friendly who's taking big damage and absorb it with your own and her weapon will start anihilating faggots.
>>336538397
All ults are probably too loud. Pharah, McCree, Genji, Hanzo, and Junkrat all have ults that can be heard across the map.
>>336538397
No the problem is you shine a bright red plus the slight delay when starting it and slow movement speed
>>336530294
The reinhart-bastion meta is where the game is fucked
Take ilos, reinhart just shields bastion in a corner where he can cover both entry points, and there is absolutely no way to flank or get behind him. He's also protected by snipers, and bomberbro can't grenade him without exposing himself for ages
>>336536763
I honestly didn't think I would enjoy him this much
>Playing Roadhog
>See a Reaper phase walking into the middle of our team without his team's support
>Gee I wonder what's coming
>He exists phase walk
>DI-
>Hook
>Dead
>>336538468
I don't know him, but I can safely say he's a gigantic faggot.
>game has 20+ heroes
>just play 1 for hours on end
For what purpose?
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>>336533269
Do you need more edge with these eddgy heroes edge lord?
>>336533597
>bait genjis to defend
No fucking Genji I've played against defends shit.. even if it means losing the game.
Are you even playing the game?
>>336534432
>B-but Junkrat takes skill
>B-but Demoman takes skill
>B-but Noobtube takes skill
It always repeats itself.
There are so many weapons that can go through rein's shield. Or just fucking shoot his shield, it doesn't last forever.
>>336532320
>playing Mcree
>get four kills in rapid succession, two where tanks and one was D.VA's Mech and Her right after
>play of the game is a hanzo ult where he killed four people by literally firing into a wall
Don't think I ever felt so cheated in my life.
>tfw waiting for the beta to finish downloading while reading impressions from anons
Strangely comfy. I'm pretty excited
>Mei
>Support hero
>Can 1v1 any other hero in the game including tanks given she can freeze them completely (which doesn't take very long)
That doesn't sound very much like a "support" hero imo. All the other support heroes are practically helpless if they get into a 1v1 combat situation, barring MAYBE Zanyetta but he's squishy as fuck anyway
>>336536763
Mei is too much fun
>taking the point playing lucio
>enemy d.va throws ult onto point
>I change to speed so we can gtfo
>whole team rushes to try to kill d.va
>they all fucking die
>I ult and mccree and I take on their whole team and win
>mfw
>>336530215
>nerf roadhog damage
Are you fucking cooked m8? Roadhog has terrible damage to anything that isn't support/lower HP
Try hooking a Tank/Reaper and see how effective roadhog is
He's balanced
Just like 99% of the heroes
>>336538691
I feel really good to play him you can feel the support.
Too bad he does shit damage. And I mean like literal SHIT.
>>336538692
Roadhog is the most fun tank, the hook hitbox is kinda wonky though. Sometimes I can be an inch or two off and still reel them in and other times it will demand I pinpoint them to a t and if its so much as off by a hair, wont connect
>>336538397
>>336538293
Flank them when your team is distracting them. And if they do all get to cover in time, you can cancel it without firing to recover 50% of the charge. I've had 3 and 4 kill Deadeyes and it's always because I successfully snuck behind them first. It's worth waiting for a good moment to use, because McCree is so good even without his ult - close range with stun & fanning, and long range with accurate and strong single shots.
>>336534972
>buff Reaper
You're right, what this game truly needs is more *teleports behind you kid* nothing personnel moments.
>>336538269
Use bubbles to parry big hits coming into you and partners. Don't use it pre-emptively or on dinky hits. Congrats, your lightning gun and grenades now do crazy damage instead of nothing.
Don't blow Gravity Well if partners aren't nearby, because Zarya doesn't have multi-target burst enough to get multi-kills off her own ult.
>>336538617
Most of the big killing ults seem to be balanced like that. Junkrat can teamwipe, but he has the loudest goddamn thing in the game, it has no hp, and moves slower than Roadhog. D.Va can teamwipe, but you get a fuckhuge marker on the HUD and can dodge it by breaking LoS. Hanzo can easily teamwipe, but the dragon is pretty slow and he yells super fucking loud. Honestly, I think only Edgelord McGee has a guaranteed free multikill ult.
>>336538838
Mei defense hero.
>>336538756
He's talking about baiting the reflect. I've noticed the same thing; they almost always spaz out and try to run or miss a lot if their reflect doesn't work.
>>336538838
She's not a support, she's a defender that is better at attacking.
>>336538791
Literally nothing can go through his shield unless you're on his team.
>>336538576
Better be careful playing around with Bastions as Genji. It's all fun and games until one of them is slightly less shit and brrrrrts you for being a cheeky fuck.
>>336537748
she nukes at close range
its fucking compressed air when at any range
>>336538691
>>336538901
His damage isn't shit it's just impossible to hit anything because his shots move so fucking slow.
>>336538901
I have taken out my fair share of turrets and stupid players who think they can take me on just cause I am a support. Best feeling though is just pushing people off the maps constantly.
>>336526569
I don't love his turn speed, otherwise he's fine. I don't get the whole "shoot his back!" when he can just swivel and shoot you dead by the time you hit it and most of the time they camp up in a corner and mow down the amazing level design chokepoints they have.
However Widow is full on flat out broken if you are decent at aiming, you can 2 shot bodyshot anyone at 200 or less, you can headshot murder everyone but 3 people. Her RoF is fucking absurd, her charge up is far too fast and the minimal "recoil" she gets is a fucking joke. Its so god damn easy to just headshot a line of people before they can even react.
>>336538396
I do believe she has one of the highest close range dps of the game, and you can still chip away some health at max range. unlimited ammo and no reloading is also a bonus to said dps.
Zarya is top tier.
>>336538901
It's decent at close range if you land the shots
also
>airblasting people to their death
>See a widowmaker aiming at our Mercy
>Run in front of her and Reinhardt shield
>She walks in front of the shield and gets shot
I am foaming at the mouth whenever this happens.
>>336538975
Hammer swings can go through i'm pretty sure.
Which ult catchphrase do you like best?
>>336538975
>Literally nothing can go through his shield
>Symmetra alt-fire
>Winston's Tesla Cannon
>Reinhardt Fire-strike
>any and all melee hits
>>336528249
>99%-99%
>rush in with D.va
>ambush and kill three people easy to capture the point and win
>tfw you go 29-3 with D.va
D.va is really fun once you get the hang of ambushing and hit & run.
>>336538864
Because Lucio is dope
He's the best support in the game, I don't give af what angel fags say
>>336538975
Symmetra's slow as fuck charge can.
>>336539093
JU-
>>336539053
Does Airblast reflect rockets and shit like in TF2?
>>336538820
I know the feel
>Loyal dudebro:76
>Ult and manage to survive on 6hp
>Take out the entire enemy team.
>Mccree ults and takes me out later that game
>Mccree gets play due to taking out 2 people in one instance
I've never wanted to cry more.I even had a sexy play of the game intro :(
>>336539093
incoherent moonrunes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyTKo9m7tRw
Superior or just weeb?
>That Reaper ult and Widowmaker everything
>trying to push a cart
>no one wants to be a tank
>everyone wants to be widowmaker
>have to pick reignhart is hopes i can push by myself
>never can
EVERY
FUCKING
GAME
HOLY FUCK FPS PLAYERS ARE THE MOST RETARDED GROUP OF INDIVIDUALS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I WANT TO PLAY SOMETHING
ANYTHING
OTHER THAN REIGNHARDT
BUT NO
I GET "MOST OBJECTIVE TIME' EVERY.GOD.DAMN.TIME.
JUST GET ON THE GODDAMN POINT YOU FUCKNUTS
FUCK
>>336538741
Ok, Reaper and Genji I understand, but whats edgy about McCree? He's just a cowboy.
>>336528249
>Learn the fly into ult trick from reading threads
>Give it a try on a capture point map just for the fuck of it because nothing else was really working
>Enemy team dead
>Free win
D.Va's so fucking great.
>>336528310
Junk Rat is my favorite class.
>spamming like a motherfucker
>except it's even easier because 5 shots per clip, he reloads them all at once, and infinite ammo
>can win pretty much any 1v1 if he has a sticky bomb prepped
>tire ultimate climbs walls n shit and keep going even if you die
The only class that consistently shat on me was McCree.
>>336539217
>BAMF
>>336538582zarzar will never carry you off to bed and read you bed time stories after helping you with your deadlift form
>>336526569
>Its a your team picks 3 snipers and they never push the cart episode
I want off this pub life.
>>336539198
>stfu noob i'm top frags
>i main widow
>>336538072
people need to chill, the game's still in beta for fuck's sake
yesterday I was having a shit game as widow and got "called out" for it and told to change heroes
>mfw I stuck with widow out of spite and got most eliminations on the team in the next game
>>336539093
Whatever chink shit Mei says.
>>336539198
Well I feel the same way. Rainhard is a fucking boring as shit hero. But hes literally necessary in this game. And I don't want to play him. I want to play Mercy or something...
But you need him...
>>336539276
>>336539294
perfect
>>336539186
>no french
>no cockinknee
>no based german
OUT WEEB
>>336539239
not sure why I replied to them
>>336539114
But he's so fucking boring.
>Stand near my team
>Congratulations, you're supporting as Lucio
>play reindhart
>get potg of me throwing myself off the map while dragging the 5 other niggers by the scruffs of their neck
i love it when it happens
>>336538759
tube is explode on impact, demo has stickies
Pharas' missiles are clooser to a tube, but they do fuckall damage unless they're a direct hit. Junkrat is comparably pretty hard, unless you're just spamming corners.
Solo queuing got so much worse when this shit opened to everyone god damn people suck.
>>336539217
Cowboys are the edge boys of the 20s
>>336539198
>Overtime
>99 to 99 points
>Rushing back as Reinhardt
>There is 2 widowmakers there and the only one capping is a Lucio, just step on the point
>They don't
>They let a single Lucio take the game
I wanted to die.
>>336539363
Old man is the biggest baller. Easily the most fun tank.
>that feel when playing 76 and putting down healing on the cart while it moves
>all the healing points
>all the kills
i contribute so much to the team.
>>336539416
>tfw you clutch the victory during 99-99 overtime but get zero votes
>>336539350
Yeah this is really my biggest problem with him.
Theres nothing to do. You speed people into the fight switch to healing and then just hang around doing shit damage if you manage to hit anything.
>>336539350
It's better than following the tank around and shoving heals up it's ass
>>336539261
P-pls stop ;_;
>Kill enemy on objective after letting them through the defence
>Bonus
>Kill enemy before the can get near objective via perfect defence
>No bonus
EVERY FUCKING TIME. THIS SHIT PISSES ME OFF TO NO FUCKING END.
>>336539487
>Playing Zenyatta
>3000 Transcendance healing
>9000 healing overall
>My team gives all the points to the Roadhog with 50% hook accuracy
O-okay
>>336539487
Do these shitty votes even do anything?
>>336539523
That angel is pretty boss tho.
>>336538269
You have a shield for you and a shield for an ally
Absorbed damage from your shields goes into your weapon everyone thinks is useless
Git gud at popping shields on people who need it, seeing people walk off ults is really satisfying
The energy ball on the top of your weapon is an indicator how much you're charged up
Once it hits supernova slice people in half with your mega laser
But remember to keep those shields up, your team loves them and so do you
Be sure you call out your ult every time so everyone can prepare themselves to have a free guaranteed multi-kill ult with your wombo combo, your team also loves that and you will too
>>336539510
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qytdp4obq9g
>Game ends
>2 nominations from our team, 2 nominations from the other team
>6 on our player, 6 on the other player
Seriously though, why the fuck would I ever vote for the other team's player.
>>336530215
>make bastion useless
>make zarya broken
>make dva mandatory on every team
>make zenyatta broken
good thing you're not part of the balance teamtho I'm sure Blizzard will do this anyway
>>336539593
You get bonus XP for getting 5 votes, and even more bonus XP for getting 10 votes
>>336530215
>halve bastion damage
You're literally a casual faggot. Fucking git gud. He can't even move you bitch, calm down. I've gotten fucked by bastion before. You know what I did? I DIDN'T APPROACH HIM THE SAME WAY. Fucking genius right? Agree with zarya buffs though, slight damage buff or whatnot.
>>336539093
>IT'S HIGH NOON
>MFW PLAYING ZARYA
>FULL CHARGE
>THAT ULT
god why couldnt she just be a strong russian woman instead of some pink haired dumbass, hopefully i can get the skin that covers her ugly ass head
>>336539510
Its my problem with this game in general honestly, Mercy and Reinhardt are too fucking good but both are incredibly boring to play. Rein at least has the pain train, Mercy is the most basic bitch in the world but also the most broken shit in the game when played well.
>>336539565zarzar will never help your children with their physics homework after getting out of the bath with you
>>336539198
>get into game and wait for team to pick heroes so i can see what we need
>pick pharah as needed after 20 seconds
>someone picks pharah as well quite a while after
>spams that we dont need two pharahs
>change to be a tank to help our team
>Pharah proceeds to ignore objective and camp for kills
>narrowly lose
>Pharah: team shit gg
I fucking hate this player base already
>>336539093
Whatever Hanzo says
>playing Genji
>suddenly its high noon
>team takes cover, i give no shits
>staring into McCree's eyes before i press the E button
>reflects it back for a free insta-kill
sasuga
>>336539523
>Shifting back and forth to damaged teammates
>Judging the situation and using HP/Damage boost accordingly
That alone is better than playing the shitskin. Speed is fucking useless for 90% of the game.
why does she look like Anri Okita?
>>336539481
I have gotten my team to go all 76 while on attack and told them to always throw down their healing fields when they have them. I've won six out of seven attempts while doing this. I also shouted about CoD in all chat like an idiot while doing this.
Goddamn Zenyatta is so fun
His only weakness is his health but a torb or symmetra can solve that
Also he's the hero I have a legendary for, pretty sad that im going to lose it
>>336539708
Look man you're just gonna make me go to bed sad, that's not cool
>>336539093
>RYUU GA WAGATEKI WO KURAU
>you lived to see a class-based FPS come out in the post-BF2/TF2 age and not turn out like dogshit
life is gonna be okay brothers...
>>336539794
lol we did this one game, we just kept dropping heals as we moved and killed the other team. easily my favorite class
>>336539609
So you're literally proving my point then?
Literally running around doing nothing?
All these "kills" of 20% enemies or 100 HP widowmakers...
At least the jumping on this guy is real good
>>336539093
I'M GOING FOR THE TOBLERONE CYKA
>>336530215
Doubling D.va damage would be retardedly overpowered. She needs to have better defense. I don't know how you could legitimately tank with D.va because you can get your shit pushed in so fast. I don't know why they would classify her as a tank.
>>336539650
>hear McGree yell out IT'S HIGH NOON
>"guess it's time for me to run behind a wall."
>>336539614
>mercy healed 65% of the teams damage
Why would you not?
>>336539716
this game is gonna be one of those mute everyone immediately, and dgaf about winning games i can tell.
at least until ranked comes out
>>336539794
>Not playing 6 winstons spamming HI THERE both in game and chat as you gorilla mash your way to victory
Pubs cannot handle 5-6s man strats because everyone "Has" to play their favorite instead of counters. If you want easy wins just stack/
>>336539826zarzar will be in a video game and get more sfm stuff made of her
sleep tight anonhad a russian lass as a friend and she was the nicest person ever. Then I had to leave and never speak with her again I still think of her sometimes I hope she's doing well
>>336539873
dirty bomb was pretty okay, it has issues but it wasn't dogshit
>>336539802
>tfw you land the discord headshots
when I play Zenyatta my aim gets way better for some reason
>>336539680
>zarya
>no alt colors changes her haircolor from pink
>only the two 1000 cost ones do, but they do it by either covering up the entire model in clothes or turning her into some dumb punk rocker shit
>>336526569
For Bastion, Junkrat rapes him and Tobjorn pretty badly if you can aim with the grenades. Really worried because I don't want to be fighting a ton of junkrats in the game because he counters a ton of characters if played correctly.
>>336529485
Thanks doc
>Team getting fucked by a 5 man push onto last
>Zarya and I are the only ones who didnt run off and die like idiots
>The whole enemy team is charging us
>Zarya has blackhole
>Been holding onto a pulse bomb forever
>IT'S HIGH NOON
>Shield
>JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE
>Shield
>Rip Tire
>Fireball
>Widowmaker
>Shield
>Bastion
>Charge
Man, why is playing Reinhardt so fun.Besides when the enemy team has 2 tracers, then it's Roadhog time
>get game
>visit the /vg
>unironic posting of emojis and twitch emotes
never again
>>336539093
>I'VE GOT YOU IN MY SIGHTS
>>336540103
>visit the /vg/
why
>>336539946
>Match will start in 3, 2, 1
>six fucking armored gorillas jump out of their spawn
I wouldn't know what to do if this happened
>>336534432
>it's a "the characters I only use take skill!" episode.
>>336526569
DAILY REMINDER. IF YOU PLAY WIDOWMAKER ON ATTACK SIDE.
KILL YOURSELF. YOU ARE A USELESS CUNT
>>336539917
It's funny shes a tank and most of her armor is supposed to stop "small damage projectiles" so it shaves off 10 damage per hit or something right?
And like in the game if you thinking about it? Who has these small damage projectiles. Well D.va does.
Who else? Mercy, Tracer and Lucio.
So what shes a Tank against supports and Tracer?
It's really shit...
>>336537039
Her and Symmetra are best Overwaifus man.
>>336540093
I can just feel the disappointment from the Junkrat when I fireball the rip tire, it's so delicious.
>>336540103
>>336539716
It should be better once the game actually launches. Thank god that the game isn't F2P
>>336539917
D.Va is definitely a tank but works completely differently than the obvious tanks like Reinhart and Fatgas.
She has the capabilities to be a lot more aggressive and deals more damage in general and more mobile.
>>336534432
>skill
>junkrat
This is what Junkrat players actually tell themselves, wew lad.
>>336536763
>tfw it's a defend the payloader match
>tfw reinhardt / mercy / bastion holy cancer trinity
the salt is great.
>>336539989
WellI hope you see her some time again buddy, she sounds special
>mfw winning the game on over time by killing the entire enemy team with McCrees alt
>>336539614
>get absolutely crushed
>whole enemy team votes for what was clearly their top player, he pulled off some sick shit
>vote him too
>another one gets 5 votes just for being the only one from our team on display
childish as hell
>>336540093
If flying solider aims for you your shield will not hold out. I often do aim for the reinhardt because his team is either hiding behind him or their push will fall apart once he is dead. He is my favorite tank though.
>>336539093
I've got you in my sights
Theres something about his tone I like, also when he kills someone:
>You didn't make the cut
>>336539927
4 hours played heard a total of 0 people talk.
>>336538496
>if it's not on CD
It only has a ten second cooldown, and being able to oneshot someone is a pretty good reason to keep it available until you have a close range opportunity to do that (or you know there's someone in a tight hallway which is pretty much a guaranteed scatter kill too, something the vision arrow is handy for)
>sure thing
Why do you think it's so difficult? It only takes one second to fully charge the bow, and you don't even need a fully charged arrow to kill Tracer. Just aim it at her fucking head. She can blink, but that disorients her almost as much as it does you.
>>336539093
NERF THIS
>>336540113
>The way his voice gets demonic when he says it
You better not be in my sights nigga calm down.
>>336540201
>The Junkrat is now targeting you for the rest of the game
>Just keep pinning him
Keep trying, little man.
>>336540253
>play Mercy
>use the buff beam on a Bastion camping in the corner holding down M1
>kill assist kill assist kill assist kill assist kill assist kill assist kill assist kill assist
>>336540209
The balls need to be the emojis
>not playing Lucio like the TF2 scout
>>336540253
Me and 2 bros main the trinity, we win so many games.
>>336540332
>Target rich environment....
>>336528557
Now try any of those things on Hanamura B
Oh and there's also a Torbjorn
And a second Bastion
And a Mercy
>>336540329
The shield will probably break, but I usually survive along with some others on my team. Not the best JUSTICE counter, but it works. Ideally an offensive shoots her out of the sky during the short bit of shielding.
>>336540401
>playing a healer and not healing
>>336539946
I once played five Rhinehearts and a Lucio.
>my fucking face when they turned a corner going mach five
>manage to kill one with mcree headshots before witnessing my team run over
>D.VA gets charged off a cliff taking the mercy stacked to her ass with her
>everyone else gets hammered to death
Whole match was just terrifying.
>>336540324I also don't vote at all when all nominations are from the enemy team
>>336528557
leave soldier alone you fuck
>Haven't played a competitive shooter in quite some time
>Pick Hanzo and end up doing pretty well, end up out-sniping a Widow 5 times in a row
>"Fag"
>"Lucky shot"
>Tells me to 1v1 him in a real game like CS:GO
Some things never change.
>>336540459
>Ryuu ga waga TEKI WO KURUA!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vPDsgg9n40
Someday I will make great use of Lucio's wall ride.
>Can't stop laughing whenever I hear a Pharah get cut off after JUST-
>>336528812
yep
they all feel and look the same except for the sun.
>Put Orb of Harmony on Reinhardt
>He actually says thanks
I want to marry this man.
>>336526569
Genji is complete shit.
>try the russian
>everyone says to apply the shield to your team
>do that
>shield is taken out instantly
>shoot laser
>do shit damage
>die
Shit shields
>>336540290
>killing the entire enemy team with McCrees ult
I'm not calling you a liar, but there is no fucking way this happened.
Who else /support/ here
>>336534432
I love Junkrat but when a character is completely viable throughout the whole match with just spamming his primary weapon you know the character takes zero skill to play.
The traps and shit are only for countering tracers and reapers. But jesus the spam on his nades are some of the most annoying shit I have ever seen.
>>336534493
Bastion is a very strong character in the game, since you get all the characters he has counters but that doesn't change the fact that he isn't even remotely bad and easy to use.
>>336540461
>being the fastest kid on the block
>with sick wallrunning
>and a super sick techno-gun
>healing
Nah, fuck that.
>>336540580
>They walk lazily to the side
>>336540612
>needs to be praised for doing their job.
do you thank people for auto attacking
I went into this game expecting to play Zenyatta, Roadhog, and Junkrat the most. Roadhog and Zenyatta are my top two most played, and surprisingly Reaper is my third. He's fucking fun, even if his character is edgy as fuck. Plus he bodies shitters.my team was even shittier
>>336540575
A good Hanzo is pretty impressive.
His ult just makes me fucking furious though.
>>336540623
I've gotten five before, six would be amazing, but not impossible theoretically.
>>336540469
>flying to someone as Mercy nanoseconds after they get knocked into an environmental death
It's the worst feeling
If they make more heros im so into this game.
>>336540623
I've killed 4 out of 5 once but it certainly is rare to get more than 1-2. Gotta have them be full on distracted or engaged.
>>336540623
I can see it happening at the very end of the match, where nobody is being careful and everybody's main priority is to get their feet on the point.
>>336540685
I don't need to be praised.
I just happen to enjoy it when it happens. If I needed to be praised I wouldn't be playing support.
>enjoy playing supports
>teams gets nothing done
>have to play something else to try and salvage the round
Everyfuckinggame. I just wanna chill n' heal a bit.
>>336540459
>Now try any of those things on Hanamura B
Reminds me so hard of point C from MAG on that fucking woodmill map.
It was literally chokepoint: the point.
God damn Hanamura is such a shit map.
>>336540620
Hey you should try pressing F1 to read on your heroes abilities. When your barriers get hit, you get stronger.
So today I learned that if the dude playing McCree is actually good at shooters then McCree will literally tear your team a whole new asshole
>>336540440
Its a shame the writers cant decide if he's a bitter, aging, vetarn turned vigilante or just a grumpy grandpa
>>336539093
LETS BREAK IT
DOWNNN
>>336540580
I have about 20 hours logged between stress tests and this open beta, and I've seen maybe 5 people dumb enough to get killed by that ability.
>Use Transcendence
>Team walks out of it
Okay
>>336540885
>use transcendence to pus hthe chokepoint
>team still falls back behind the wall
>>336539093
>DRAGON! DEVOUR MY ENEMY!
>I GOT YOU IN MY SIGHTS
>HEROES NEVER DIE;_;
>MOLTEN COOOOOORRRRRREEEEEEE!!!!
>It's aHIGH NOONepisode
>>336540819
Can't he be both? I never thought I'd like CoD man but he's pretty damn fun to play and his lines are the best.
Wish I could get weeb voices though, those a fucking amazing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6T2Xy559BD8
>playing Zenyatta
>2 pharas on enemy team
literally impossible
>>336540885
Press "Z" to let your team that your ult is ready and you want to go in, and hope to god that your teammates are smart enough to notice.
>>336540971
People not knowing when to push is a huge problem in this game. I didn't really think this was that kinda game, but everyone seems to want to keep their KDR nice n' pretty.
>>336540034
>not liking pink
Then theres this faglord
>Picking characters
>Lock in Reaper because I haven't played an offense in a long time
>literal 3 other people pick him and refuse to switch
>End up being a Zenyatta who is trying to fucking babysit 3 reapers
Why are offense mains the worst? Why are they even maining something in this game?
>>336540815
Yea I figured that.
That doesn't change what I said at all.
>shield is taken out instantly
>shoot laser
>do shit damage
>>336541008
Just change the language at the battle.net launcher. Text will still be in english
>>336540697
sorry to inform you, but you're a huge faggot
>>336541009
>play Zenyatta
>team doesn't take out Widows or Pharahs
truly an age of suffering
>Overtime with enemy at 99% on KotH
>Team hasnt done fuck-all to take the point
>Drop in with DIE DIE DIE
>TEAM KILL
>Take point; Win round
>Get a quadra next round
>PotG
>Its a McCree
>does nothing but blindly left click and racks up 2 kills
WHAT
IT WAS MINE
MINE
WHAT THE HELL BLIZZ?
>>336541000
You mean hide behind cover or shoot the glowing fuck before he can finish episode?
>>336540697
He is fucking unbelievable on King's Row attack. It's very easy for him to teleport past the first point, get up to the hallway behind it and then drop down on top of 4 enemies and ult so the team can rush in and mop up the rest. And you can do the exact same thing again when pushing the final cap.
>Be Lucio
>Being a good boy and pushing the payload
>McCree is doing his job and pushing ahead
>McCree- Need healing!
>McCree- Need healing!
>McCree- Need healing!
>McCree- Lucio come heal me you fucking asshole
>mfw he expects me to come heal him when I'm pushing the payload with 3 other teammates
>>336541108
>Playing Reinhardt
>There is a widowmaker fucking potshotting everyone
>Continually try to point her out to them
>No one notices
>She gets play of the game just fucking spawn killing them for 3 minutes
My
Fucking
God
>>336541008
>Wish I could get weeb voices though, those a fucking amazing.
Open Battle.net Client, select Overwatch
Click Options
Go to Game Settings
Drop down Spoken Language
Pick 日本語
You're welcome
>>336541070
The shield doesn't have health, it's always a set amount of time. It's really good because it's a consistent shield that blocks all damage and no amount of damage can shorten the length.
>>336541008
>Wish I could get weeb voices though, those a fucking amazing.
I wish they could hire better script writers and VA. The ones in Overwatch are seriously terrible and bland.
>>336541089
>>336541196
Holy shit thanks
>>336541110
>playing reaper
Serves you right dumb anime poster
>>336541193
it's the one thing I hate most in this game. I don't know if the players don't realize you can switch or are just shitters and refuse to, but I hate having to constantly switch to counter characters that are bodying the team while everyone else on the team just dies over and over to the same shit.
>>336541008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXvHOviRpm8
DOROPPU ZA BEATO
>>336541050
Pink hair makes her look shit.
People have shooped it tons of times and the character looks much better with a natural haircolor like black.
>>336541223
Oh my. I was wondering why it seemed so beefy when I was up against her. I should give her a shot sometime.
>>336540806
>MAG
that game was fucking great
now imagine a 128 players overwatch map
>>336540459
Hanamura A is much more annoying
>either go in through the slightly open gate
>or through the space on the top left part of it
>only two ways to get in, barring hopping over with someone like pharah but thats just as effective as going throgh the spot on the top left that only some characters can get through
>>336540623
I actually killed an entire team by getting behind them on Kings row first capture point.
>>336540164
Have you ever done 5 Winstons 1 Lucio before?
>Hiding in base before the game starts
>Gates open
>Lucio pops speed boost
>Team Expand Dong barrels out at mach 5
>5 fucking gorillas rocket jumping through the air onto the payload
>Enemy's defenses get blown up on impact
>Payload gets taken in 15 seconds
>Enemy team so flabbergasted they're on tilt
>Infinite shields on the payload
>If anyone gets near it they get zapped to death
>Everyone pops ult at the final stretch while Lucio speed boosts the monkey trouble
>Game ends in 2 minutes
>"ez"
>>336540459
hanamura B is fucking disgusting, so is that whatever industry map where A's only entrance is a tiny ass door way.
>>336541354
>constant jap screaming and "DIE DIE DIE"
NO THANK YOU
>This one game where a bunch of my friends only played bastion on Anubis defence.
>5 Basedions one Rienhardt.
>Bridge
Mexicans couldn't beat the wall.
>>336540806
Ah MAG
Such promise...
>>336541319
>on Temple of Anubis
>enemy bastion is set up in the little alleyway with mccree and mercy
>team keeps running in there and getting mowed down
>no one switches class
>no one tries to flank
>leave game
>>336541354
>>MAG
>that game was fucking great
Yeah it was, probably my favorite console FPS.
Too bad we're never getting a sequel.
>>336541070
>Both shields block 200 damage
>Energy is increased by 3 for every 5 damage blocked
>Both shields is 80 energy
>For every point of Energy, the Particle Cannon's beam damage increases by 0.7, and its grenade damage increases by 0.5.
Maybe you need to stop being shit.
>>336541223
No, it has a health of 200. Dunno where you got that it doesn't have a set amount of health.
>>336541374
holy shit that sounds hilarious
>>336540697
>DIE DIE DIE
>>336541393
There's another entrance on volskaya, but even if you don't take it the first can be breached by a Reinhardt or Zarya or Winston shield giving people the one second they need to slip through the secondary doors that are on either side of it, then the flanking begins
A-Mei-zing!
>Reaper tries to ult
>I orb of discord him and headshot him down in 0.5 seconds
>>336541321
Some of the japanese voices are cute and all but they completely miss all the characters distinct nationality.
>>336526569
They should have just kept it so he couldn't turn around, I have no idea why they decided to give him full 360 rotation. There's so many times where I play as him and just instantly turn the fuck around some one shooting me from behind and stomp their shit in while I heal myself after. Its a huge fucking middle finger to the people trying to gank. Before you had to ACTUALLY get the fuck out of your turret form and then turn around to face the person beating the shit out of you, but by that time you were already dead.
>>336541354
>Potg of a McCree ult
>60 player multikill
>>336541578
>mfw the flood of mei puns every time someone gets salty about her
meibe you should get good
>>336541607
>Reaper tries to ult
>Pull him with hook
Wow, great POTG there buddy
>play an attacker
>circle around and come in from the enemy flank
>always get a bunch of free kills from the enemy flank or from behind
Every time.
Why are people so stupid in this game? People play as if you jsut released a bunch of wild dogs, running straight down the middle.
>>336532060
>Only one way to objective.
>Team will still wander off and not push with me when I'm playing Reinhardt.
>>336541526
*Shadow Steps behind you*
*Death Blossoms you for 666 damage*
*Reaps your soul*
Don't ever talk to me or my Hellfire Shotguns again.
>bastion can turn 360 degrees
>can repair while in turret mode
>can literally jsut camp one spot the entire round
>>336541607
there is nothing more satisfying that killing a reaper or genji in that sweetspot of their ult where they dont keep the gauge if they die but before they can actually harm anyone on your team
>>336541654
This. At a distance, he doesn't have any great punish besides Genji, and Bastions with half a brain will just hold off on shooting. He also drains Reinhart's shield in seconds
*DIE DIE DIE*
He instantly dies when he says it.
I fucking love shitting on that edge lord
>>336531416
>Get carbon fibre Genji skin first box
>Its going away after the beta closes
Im ok i swear.
>>336541685
Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!
>>336541796
>At a distance, he doesn't have any great punish besides Genji
Hanzo and Widow say hi.
How are we gonna get loot boxes/credit instead of just leveling?
>>336531416
The Gundam skin is way better
Literally the most useless character in the game. Her little sentries are all garbage and go down in one shot, and her weapon does piss damage and her ball shit is too slow to do anything. After you lose the first point there is 0 reason to play her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyTKo9m7tRw
What does Reaper say during his ult here? No not "The pleasure being cummed inside" or anything.
>>336541881
Im guessing that you can buy credits with real cash, and you can spend the credits to buy loot boxes. Or you can just buy lootboxes with real cash.
>>336532749
>Pull off a game-winning wombo combo that lands me a quad-kill
>POTG
>Torbjorn
>Camera shows him dead while his turrets grinding heroes
>>336541872
Yeah sure they do. Bastion has almost no bullet spread, so no matter the distance if he can see them at all they're fuckin dead unless they can get a shot in before him
>>336536219
>naked Dva
yum
>>336541915
Her turrets are pretty garbage and are only ok on certain chokepoints on certain maps.
Her shields are very underwhelming.
Her gun does good damage, but has way too short range for being such a squishy hero or her charged shots are too slow.
Her teleporter is good, but usually not that necessary.
But I'd still rather play her than Lucio because it feels like I'm actually doing shit or Mercy because at least I won't fall asleep.
>>336532285
Her out of mech pistol is so fun to use. Get Tobjorn armor and/or a symmetra sheild and you got a hilariously fun pseudo 76. Just make sure to land head shots or you wont do shit for damage.
>tfw Naked D.Va Play of the Game
>>336542204
>pseudo 76
Except 100x worse.
>>336541915
I'm with you on this one, anon.
I think she's supposed to be like the gunslinger engy in that she continually annoys and panics people by placing her sentries in all kinds of unexpected positions, but it doesn't work very well because you have to place down all of them AND be nearby to assist them. There are very few places in the current maps where that's an effective strategy, and I'm not convinced it's worth the setup time when the dwarf can just put down a single good turret in a lot more locations in less time than it takes to put down all of Symmetra's turrets. Furthermore, her shield is rubbish because 25 shield is like two Soldier 76 bullets and it can't be easily reapplied. Main fire on her gun is too short-ranged, and the alt fire is too slow. I have no idea what she's supposed to be good at.
>>336541915
>trying to grab health pack
>mother fucking turrets rape my ass
>>336542151
She can make or break a map for defenders with her teleport. Her gun does pretty great damage and does even really need to be aimed. She needs a buff for sure, but she is still useful with the right team.
>>336542151
Lucio is hands-down the best support in the game, 10 times out of 10 I'd rather have a Lucio on my team than a Symmetra even if she's got her teleporter out
>>336541925
死相が見えるぞ
>>336541915
>Team holds point A, teleporter is godlike
>Team can't hold the gimme point A,, she is flat out garbage after this
Shame they'll never buff her because Pro's use her on offense only to get easy wins.
>>336541974
and? only one of them had to stand there taking all the shots?
>>336542314
>>336542313
Seriously. Her animation to drop one little sentry is LONGER than Torbjörn dropping his sentry and being able to instantly fire/move away.
Her teleporter is good, yes, no question. But if its a map where its a moving payload after they take it and it starts moving her shit is just too pointless to use.
Does anyone else not like the loot box system?
I feel like if there are going to be duplicates, then you shouldnt only receive a crate on level ups since obviously it takes longer to level up the longer you play.
>>336542620
She should be able to put them down at a similar range to mei's wall.
>>336542576
In the earlier beta her ally shield was +50hp, but blizzard felt it was too OP and nerfed it to 25. Due to the way the game style/design is, hp can only be in increments of 25, so it was either 25 or nothing.
>>336539093
*saunters onto point*
AYY YO HOL UP.
*boost jumps into air*
JUSTICE
*uses ult*
RAINS
*D.Va puts sheild matrix in front of you*
FROM
*get shot by everyone*
AB-UUGHH
>>336542750
I think after 100 levels, you reset back to level 1 but you get a silver player border instead of the bronze one.
>>336541772
>launching ult as Genji straight into Roadhogs face
>he grabs me
>it's already going towards him
>>336542852
It honestly was too OP, Tracers and genjis running around with 200-250 HP while being slippery as all fuck/unkillable. She negated their downside of low health.
>>336543090
Understandable, but she needs a total rework. In her current form all shes good for is that one teleporter and that's it.
>>336542620
It's almost like every character isn't perfectly suited to every situation and you're able to switch characters throughout the game for this exact reason.
>>336543134
and some like symmetra are good for fuck all
>>336542313
I have 19 wins out of 20 games with symmetra. all were on defense, on any map.
What she's supposed to do is to block out ONE and only ONE of the maps chokepoint. Nothing gets past 6 well-placed turrets. It melts tanks in mere seconds, and tracers faster than the flash can perceive.
Once one map choke is blocked out, all you need to do is to help out your team defend other passages, there is usually no more than 2 left open on any given map, thats really easy. Dont forget about your team shield uptime though.
Teleporter helps by making your defense faster than their attack.
Right click any tank and left click any squishie, and all you need to wary about is snipers.
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