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They did it.
overwatch is all about appealing to as wide an audience as a multiplayer shooter possibly can
that doesn't make it bad, though it does dilute it
>>336524571
Yeah, having aimbot and wallhack as a "ultimate" is helping in that.
>>336524430
Zarya actually looks somewhat normal unlike the inbred fuck on the left.
>>336524571
>overwatch is all about appealing to as wide an audience as a multiplayer shooter possibly can
Which makes it shit, because it fails to achieve anything that other games dont already do
>>336524430
literally me
>>336524430
these people are so obsesses with themselves
This game was made for tumblr trannies
You didn't get mad when they had a skinny little gay white dude as Scout in TF2
>>336524430
That pink haired bitch in Overwatch is literally a man with tits. That body type and face is nothing like a woman's.
>>336524430
>Looks nothing like Zarya
Alright
>>336525000
Scout isnt gay
>>336524430
>half-assed dye job
>disgusting eye shadow shit
>probably a lot more makeup everywhere else
>nasty face piercing
0/10
it's a shit version of TF2 but $40
>>336525204
>rainbows make him cry
Fuck the haters. I'd totally snu-snu with Zarya.
Zarya would never be caught with a septum piercing like some degenerate. Winters in russia are too cold, something inevitably awful would happen.
>>336525374
You'd snu snu with a greased up hole in a wall, faggot.
>>336525332
He is in a relationship with a woman.
>>336524430
They did what? That chick has been all about crazy colors for years so I'm not sure what the issue is.
>>336525536
>Implying you wouldn't
>>336525554
Most Gay people are
>>336524430
I have to admit, I was completely wrong. I thought pandering to the tumblrfags like that was so obvious that even they could see through it and not fall for it.
Never underestimate their ignorance and vanity.
>>336525374
disgusting hair
attached the fixed version
>>336524856
[ONE MORE TIME]
>>336526082
BROTHER
>>336526082
This looks so much better it's criminal that it's not the design
I imagine Zarya to be of the same stock of that one video showing some old ass grandma lifting logs like they're nothing
>>336524430
>literally nothing in common except for having a short haircut
>look at me i'm a special snowflake and dyed my hair
Fucking dykes.
>>336526082
AND THIS IS TO GO... EVEN FURTHER... BEYOND...ARRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
She was actually based on a real Blizzard employee. I'll try and find the picture.
>>336526082
hory shet
>>336526261
Well, Blizzard must get the money somehow from the non-snowflake crowd
>>336526404
Tamara Bakhlycheva, she's a Blizzard artist apparently.
>>336524430
>squeedgemonster
I always liked her artstyle. Has that blast from the past cartoony vibe without going too furry sometimes. Thanks for reminding me to buy her shirts.
>>336526528
yes
>>336526082
I like that /v/ isn't even against her being a beefcake, just her haircut.
>>336526605
Should we be against her being a beefcake?
>>336526648
Absolutely not
>>336526605
>he doesn't like musclegirls
>>336526731
Then why bring it up?
>widowmaker goes ARA ARA when set to japanese
MUH DICK
>>336526528
super qt
>>336526824
You can change voices? How?
>>336526082
not diggin the scars with that cut but it is better
>>336526987
click options before launching the game from battlenet, download japanese voices
>>336525008
I thought it was obvious it was a tranny.
>>336527057
The last one is in Japanese? I can't tell which is which.
I hope the voice acting is good
>>336524676
git gud
they're audible ults, just hunker down until they expire baddie
>>336527334
oh god
>>336527263
>>336527334
Fucking hate this one and the Hot Topic-tier Tracer one as well.
>>336524430
feels good knowing these pieces of shit that dye their hair crazy colors will commit suicide at 30
>>336527617
>all the normies praised the skin when it released
There's nothing wrong with making characters that look like real people.
I forgot that was even a character since she's not in any SFM porn I've seen.
>>336527741
Especially if the SFM models are good.
>>336527741
I recognize Kaceytron, but who's the other girl on the left?
>>336526898
Yes. Not sure, I only keep up with people for the art. She seems well off considering what happened back then.
>>336525374
>Pharah
FTFY
>>336526605
That haircut has always looked like shit.
>>336527334
Graphics and character designs straight out of 2005.
>>336527334
Buckley is that you?
>>336527868
Going with one of those when the game releases.
>>336527813
Mei's voice actor I think.
>>336526731
This artist needs to draw more
>>336527813
Dodger.
The funny thing is Zarya is the most intolerant of all the heroes.
>>336525374
>notreaper
>>336528094
Hahahahaahahahaha wow, that is funny hahaha
me on the left
>>336524430
Me on the right.
>>336527813
>Not recognizing "Internet Super Star" Dodger Leigh, host of such smash hits as "Press Heart to Continue" and "Dexterity Bonus"
>>336526082
want
>>336527334
looks like zoey from SSX
>>336524430
>I look for reasons to make myself upset
>>336524430
Literally who?
>>336527813
Pistol Slamfire.
>>336526082
great she went from feminist to this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36OHZ51o2qo
>>336524430
>generic pink haired dyke looks like other generic pink haired dyke
STOP THE PRESSES!
>>336528573
Yes, and?
>>336524430
overwatch is basically a safe space shooter
it has no jokes no banter or anything that could be offensive to anything
and tickbox for every single race etc soon in some lore shit will we find out one of the males was gay
>>336528573
>not wanting to fuck Lady ULTIMATE WARRIOOORRR
>>336524430
ok.. so where are the huge bewbs and body you got?
>>336524430
>see upcoming videogame character
>"I could look like it if i dye my hair and lose weight"
>spend hours trying to look like it
>finally achieve it
>"GEE I GUESS THEY INSPIRED ON ME XD"
>>336524430
>no scar
>different nose
>different lips
>different eyes
>not even same hairstyle
if they were joking with friends sure but they look the kind of bot that's delusional as fuck over shit things
>>336524430
Lose the nose ring and ridiculous eye-shadow and she'd be pretty cute.
>>336527741
top left is a cunt who isn't even native. Also I hate how she's always posted
>>336527813
Inuitinua idk what the fuck those other people are talking about
>>336529772
is she single? she's really cute
>>336524430
I didinèt think anything could make the image of the right hot but it just did
>>336530015
Don't delude yourself anon, even if she is there's nothing you can do about it.
>>336530139
I can try
>>336524430
I can't fucking unsee Joseph Joestar on the right.
>>336528443
Literally ME!
How can Blizzard steal my likeness without permission!?
>>336530242
You are right man
>>336528053
>Can't even tell who 2 out of the 3 girls on the bottom are
>Assume the one on the right is Mercy purely because of the healing cross
>>336526261
>putting offensive hetro-normative bullshit on actually decent character
You can fuck off.
>>336530305
what the fuck, how'd you get a picture of me?
Hey guys, name one reason why you should give the slightest fuck about this that isn't retarded.
>>336529420
Not with that shit hair color.
>>336530497
Because it'sfun
>>336524430
They don't look alike at all aside from the fact that both of them are women and their hair has the same color in it.
I'm not johnny depp because our hair is the same color.
>>336529125
>games must be offensive to be good
Aren't all the characters stereotypes, just like TF2?
>>336524430
I never thought someone would make that character look reasonable. Congratulations, insanity finds a way.
Christ, why do people want to look like a fucking cow.
>likes
>dr who
>big bang theory
>daenarys targaryen
don't worry, your unique style doesn't make you look like all those other rebels
>>336526082
This hair looks equally as bad. Are you guys defending this just because it's not the original hair?
Women shouldn't develop video games.
>>336525374
Honestly the only thing I don't like about this design is that the hair is bright pink, its just one step too far into "trying too hard" territory. It would look great with the same hairstyle but black.
>>336529420
and the insanity
and mediocre tits
>>336524430
Looks like he needs a scar any volunteer to give him one?
YEAH I HAVE A REALLY GENERIC HAIRSTYLE WOOOO SO INDEPENDENT AND UNIQUE, YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT YOU DO
Crazy hairstyles worked for punk in the 70s because it was genuinely shocking and upsetting to a majority population, copying a pink hairstyle out of a magazine and paying $200 to maintain it isn't punk or cool or rebellious
Who /TeamThick/ here?
>>336526082
What about this looks good?
>>336530739
>its TF2 but less interesting
>but ultimates
really, it'll be great, blizzard wins again
thank god it has more interesting characters or something, i really hated those in depth characters in tf2, thats what i was worried about
whens your shift end by the way
>>336530739
Basically yes, but they're far less developed as individuals because it's a mobalike and they're going for more quantity over quality. Still I don't think they do a bad job at the designs, just some of the personalities are so generic.
>JUSTICE RAINS FROM AB-AUUUGH
>>336530329
Widowmaker, Tracer, Mercy
>>336530801
honestly putting a pile of shit on her head is better than her current hair
>>336531359
>DIE
>DIE
>DI-AAAAAAAAUGH
Is Mercy close enough to the TF2 Medic that I'd get used to her quick?
>>336524836
Except sales.
>>336531359
>DIE DIE DIE
>pass into the iris
it's fun to see a team retreat because zenyatta stopped their push dead
>>336531930
she IS the tf2 medic except no invuln and a raise instead
>>336526082
way better!
>>336532221
but the Medic can't boost ally damage whenever he wants
>>336524430
She's so fucking cute
>ATTACK
>team cautiously approaches objective inch by inch, scared to touch it even when the enemy is nowhere in sight
>DEFEND
>aggressively tries to push them back to spawn, reacts with confusion and disbelief when they slip through making no attempt to contest
I don't understand why this keeps happening.
>>336532508
the game needs a TDM mode just to contain fags who only want to kill people
>>336524430
As russian, I am triggered.
Does this vapid cunt really thing she looks like Zarya? The only similarity is the pink hair, but even that's not the same.
>>336533018
Half the characters would be trash on TDM and Mercy would probably do more harm then good. People just need to learn.
>>336526082
oh baby
>>336524430
>implieeng noodle arms is butch mcbeefcrib
idontthinksotim.jpeg
>>336526605
>kotaku journalist with the latest scoop
>>336526082
LIQUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID
>>336526082
man, hermione's been working out.
>>336526731
IQDB/google's bringing me nothing, who's the artist for this?
>>336524778
>a female with that much muscle mass
>a female that manages to look like a fatass even with said muscle mass
i hate her
>Bad at CSGO
>Fuck this lets try Overwatch
>Player Tracer for five matches
>87-11
>get called a hacker
I'm fucking cumming
>>336524430
well, i already fap to female orcs, guess this couldnt fuck me up any more.
>>336525332
>he doesn't cry when he sees a rainbow
the only thing gay here, is your soul
>>336529656
>top left is a cunt who isn't even native
1/4 inuit
>>336525008
>>336527060
Seriously? She looks like a stereotypical roid infused russian women just with the addition of stupid ass tumblr hair.
If they didn't say shit about "appealing to a wide range" when they announced her, people wouldn't have thought anything of it outside just a female version of Heavy Weapons Guy from TF2.
But the trans community will grasp at anything to relate too, so it doesn't surprise me if people start assuming she's a man to the point that the Damage-Control tier team at Blizzard goes "Uhhh, I guess she is?"
>>336527334
Looks dumb, but better than her default in my opinion.
>>336524430
>Zarya's vaginal walls will never milk every last drop of semen from your penis
>>336526082
LONG
LIVE
THE
KING
>>336536604
>Zarya bends and tell you to fuck her
>unzip dick
>try to push yo dick on her
>fucking nothing.
>vagina so muscular,
>its like trying to fuck a brick wall.
>on both cases your dick ends all red and sore.
>>336536283
>constant lag because shit tier internet
>it's stable for one round
>get a fuckton of kills as Mcree and shut the team out of the point
>goes back to little rotating wheel of fuck you
I really wish I had stable internet.
DUDE
PINK
HAIR
>>336536880
what about anal?
>>336524430
lol, that dumb dyke wishes she could be half as manly as that character
>look how tough I am, boys! I have a nose ring! I also weigh 120 pounds soaking wet and can't do a pullup
>>336535694
What is it, broooooooootheeeeeer. Do you with your superior genes, have something to say?
20
TICK
RATE
The who does Winston represent?
>>336530865
With black hair she would look too manly, they needed add something girly to the character.
>>336525374
It's amazing how they managed to make a 2D muscle girl with short hair that doesn't give me a boner
leave it to western devs
>>336528289
Nobody cares about mentally ill Trump dykes.
>>336525374
>implying you nerds wouldn't want to fuck this
>>336531930
every single character has a skill floor so low anyone who has played a shooter with abilities can use them to atleast 60% effectiveness, mercy being brain dead easy if you've played a medic
>>336540989
Maybe with a paper bag over it's head
>>336540989
Only if she had a natural hair color.
Quick, somebody post the pic where she's got brown hair and is actually attractive.
>>336536283
>87-11
proof?
>>336524430
>Not liking based Squeedgemonster
She's one hell of a great Jet Set Radio style artist. And her art style inspired me to draw in the first place.
>>336540989
I would but that's cause short hair and tomboyish girls are my fetish
>>336527334
All that reminds me of is Princess Fiona.
>>336531034
Sup
>>336532335
kritzkrieg. Not quite the same thing I know.
>>336526528
>Dat tzeentch tattoojust as planned
>>336527813
It's Dodger Leigh during her lesbian atheist phase a few years back.
>>336530242
oh fuck I see it and I'l never unsee it now
>>336524430
And that is exactly why I'm glad that Overwatch is a (semi) full-price release and not F2P.
>>336542923
At least it isn't:
>Vic Mignogna
>Laura Bailey
>Vic Mignogna
>Laura Bailey
>Vic Mignogna
>Laura Bailey
>Vic Mignogna
>Laura Bailey
>Vic Mignogna
>Mark Hamill
>Laura Bailey
>Vic Mignogna
>Laura Bailey
Zenyatta is my favorite character but I suck ass,
how do i support good /v/?
>>336524430
>/v/ STILL getting triggered from zarya
fucking lel
you guys are worse than sjws
>>336530242
I can't really see it. Either I've read and watched too little or too much to see it.
>>336525374
thats a man with tits
>>336542923
>junkrat is a jap
what
>>336524430
I wanna lick her forehead, whilst running my hand through her beautiful hair and playing with her nosering
>>336542923
>Junkrat voiced by a nip
Are they all that good at strayan accents?
>>336542923
>Crispin Freeman is the monkey
Huh, I legitimately did not recognize him
>>336542923
>Junkrat
I would have never suspected a jap to get our accent
>>336542007
Holy shit, I always hated Tzeentch. This time he's gone too far. Purge.
As a black man I'm really happy about Winston
>>336526082
That is so much better, its criminal.
Tumblr snowflake hair needs to go or have this as base model and tumblr hair as an optional skin.
>>336526082
EAT SHIT DIO
>>336540989
Not with that face
>>336526082
damn
>>336543890
It's just a joke cuz
Who's maining best girl?
>>336526082
Someone complain to blizzard that the pink hair is like a stereotype or some shit and suggest they change it to this
They're obviously open to that kind of thing
>>336526082
Holy shit she's now in the top 3 girls with that hairstyle. Why the fuck can't we get more amazon types?
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!
>Skinny Emo Bitch
>Russian Snoo Snoo
>IT'S TOTALLY LIKE ME
>>336524571
>>336524836
>people complaining that dev try to put thing players like in their game.
the big gameplay point you fail to understanf is that in a class based shooter, having varied and distinctive designs that allow the player to identify the class immediately is essential.
Dev be damned to make those different design appeal to different groups.
>>336524972
No, it was made for people with mind controllr and sexualisation fetish.
>>336524430
Wheres the giant star scar on her head REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>336543969
I love Pharah, but
>maining anyone
Pfft
>>336525374
>>336526528
>>336540989
i am ridiculously attracted to Zarya
>>336524430
I honestly wouldnt mind rule 63 heavy if it where not for that stupid hot pink hairdo
>>336524430
absolute something yadda yadda
t>>336526082
>>336544241
>>336543978
Holly shi
t she look like a big guy with a mullet. Her pink hair design is 100% better.
>>336530865
Literally old man complaining about how youth make their hair look like.
>>336542923
and not a steve blum or troy baker in sight
>>336540989
Man, that's really depressing.
Perfect body type but that hair and color absolutely kills it. What the fuck.
>>336526082
female kurt russel?
>>336542923
>Tracer is actually voiced by an English person
Why the fuck does her accent sound like a bad parody? Are Blizzard's VA directors completely nuts or something?
>>336524676
That autistic cowboy manchild can literally be 1v1 with a Mercy since he has shitty 20 minute long one-liners before every attack he makes that's actually threatening.
>>336545747
I'd rather be an old man than a pretentious dipshit
>>336542923
>all the best voice actors are nips
kek
>>336542923
>Reaper's voice actor
That can't be right, I swear I recognize him from other Blizzard games.
>>336529834
All her skins are still shit.
>>336531034
we out here boys
freezing tracer shitters and edgelords
>>336531983
>sales make a game good
oh
>>336527334
Why?
>>336524430
HOLY FUCK
I NEED TO PLAY THIS
THE POTENTIAL TRIGGERING I COULD INDUCE
please sjws, please play this game.
>>336527334
>this is an unlockable skin in a $40 game
>>336542923
>Fred Tatasciore
Nice.
>>336536252
she was a strong(wo)man athelete before Overwatch
>>336541346
You act like maintaining a 10:1 elimination:death ratio is hard.
Especially considering 'elimination' means you dealt at least 1 damage within the last 5 hours to anyone in the game.
>>336542923
Those aren't Junkrat's and Reaper's English VAs. It's just missing their English VAs so it's showing the Jap VAs instead.
>>336526082
>make suit black
>give blonde hair
>suddenly everyone shits themselves in awe
the fuck is wrong with you faggots?
>>336542923
>Junkrat voiced by a jap
I call bullshit.
a perfectly good amazon to snu snu and all /v/ can talk about is her hairstyle
the fags drooling over the guys in this game aren't half as gay as you are
>>336529176
I do, but certainly not the tranny tumbler SU you posted.
>>336524430
>336524430
trie
Overwatch more like overweight
>>336527334
>Serás removido de la partida si permaneces inactivo.
>Serás removido de la partida
>Serás removido
>removido
That shiet translation... I mean, ok the word could mean that, but it sound so fucking retarded in spanish.
This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It’s me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you’d see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say “Yup, that’s me”. I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I’m assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I’ve found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It’s really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it’s almost like we’re identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?
>>336550780
CARLOS
>/v/ actually getting triggered by a video game
You faggots are as bad as tumblr. Get the stick out of your asses.
>>336524430
Why are people so narcissistic?
I'm not even one of those rabid women/SJW haters, but this kind of thing is just gauche.
>>336551169
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8
>>336540989
I definitely wouldnt
>>336526731
Dick status: MUH
>>336524676
If only there was a character that could
>build a wall to put in between it and you
>drop a shield
>bring up a shield
>put you in a shield while they gain a damage increase
>deflect all projectiles
>destroy all projectiles
If only they made maps that were not flat plains with infinite field of view. Truly this 5 seconds of bullets is the end of the game.
>>336524430
Just in case someone somehow doubted all girls with unnatural hair colors are narcissists.
>>336546085
>>336541285
Are you just kids trying really really hard to fit in here or are you actually prissy little conservative faggots who get mad about colours other than grey and brown existing?
It's less embarrassing to read posts by straight-edge faggots than you sadsacks.
>>336552784
>GG is not one person!
>every single liberal is the exact same horrible unreasonable SJW feminazi tumblrwhale I like to imagine
>>336552924
>horrible unreasonable SJW feminazi tumblrwhale
You got all that from her hair color? I only mentioned the hair color. Sounds like you're the one making generalizations here.
>>336553167
>Sounds like you're the one making generalizations here.
>all girls with unnatural hair colors are narcissists.
Whatever makes you feel better.
>>336553254
wash your hair anon, your butthurt is showing
Why do you care about how the characters looks when you're playing a fucking FPS?
>>336553360
Because you see the other players ?
>not liking muscular women
baka
>>336553167
Didn't you JUST say "all girls with unnatural hair colors are narcissists"?
>>336553676
I did but then the other anon tried to accuse me of generalizing while doing it himself.
>>336553676
>he thinks arguments on 4chan aren't sub-playground-tier shit talking with no regard for logic or hypocrisy
First day?
>>336526082
SPEEDOOWAGON
>>336553965
>tried to accuse me of generalizing
But you were. Are you 12?
>>336547801
8gag kids hate things on principle if they think their "enemies" might like it.
Short pink hair = problematic toxic cultural marxism
>>336524430
OH MY FUCKING GOD SHE HAS PINK HAIR TOO!!!1 IT'S RUCKING ME!!!
>>336531034
Ay yo famalam
Got some sauce boss?
>>336524571
it does make it bad, because the gameplay became bland as shit and appealing to the biggest retards, too
>>336554153
Yeah, so? I was just pointing out his (your) hypocrisy.
>Western character design
It's funny how westaboos say that Japanese characters look gay when western character literally, cannonically take it up the ass.
How long before the option to select a queer/trans character becomes mandatory in western video games?
Remember that /v/ cries about Zarya a hell of a lot more than feminists or SJWs cry about Widowmaker.
>B-B-BUT PEOPLE WHO AREN'T ME MIGHT ENJOY THIS!!!
>>336524778
>Zarya actually looks somewhat normal
Uh nope, no she, doesn't. Good try though champ.
Go outside your moms basement.
>>336526528
She is cute, Zarya is ugly though.
>>336524430
>JUST GAYMUR GURLS
>JUST
>>336554626
/v/ gets triggered hard
You know what they say about hair with unnatural colors
>>336555415
What? That they're all extremely overweight? What about >>336526528 ?
Just fucking kill yourself.
serious question why popular youtubers and gamer girls dye their hair pink? what does that mean ? what's the meaning?
>>336527617
Bright pink hair is hot topic tier as well kiddo.
>>336547801
Because it goes better with her personality.
Even if her hair was black, or brown, it would be worlds better than a hairstyle only found on 16-22 year olds.
Tumblr doesn't matter, SJWs don't matter, political correctness doesn't matter, it just looks retarded for her stature and character.
>>336555702
>pretending to be retarded
Are you a blizzdrone?
>>336526228
kek
>>336556015
It's embarrassing how often people on /v/ use the Daily Mail as a source. I guess they're just clueless Americans.
>>336556474
I bet you use the HuffPo or The Independent
>>336524430
>one character has a great feminine ass
>FUCK THIS SEXIST FUCKING GAME
>another character has tattoos, is manly, and mentally ill bleached hair
>totez gotta get this hahahehe
>>336526082
why do fat lesbians complain about a character with a phat ass, but love a female character that has giant unreal man arms?
>>336556581
Have you ever seen a post on 4chan that didn't make you say I BET YOU'RE A TUMBLR SJW FEMINIST WHO LOOKS, ACTS AND THINKS IN EVERY WAY THAT I HATE AND ALSO ALL YOUR FAVOURITE FOODS ARE FOODS I HATE AND YOU ONLY READ THINGS I DON'T LIKE
Kill yourself you fucking idiot
>>336556581
Why'd she blur out her finger? Like everything in that picture aside, you can still see it clear as day.
How is that in any way censoring it?
>>336556945
Calm down
>>336527334
Shadbase presents Overwatch
>>336556852
Considering the girl in the OP mostly draws art of sexysharkgirls with big tits, I don't think your strawman works.
Or can you provide a source of her saying Overwatch is sexist?
You can't, but of course you argue like a retard.
>someone, somewhere, said a thing
>someone, somewhere else, said a different thing
OMG YOU GUYS THESE PEOPLE ARE SUCH HYPOCRITES
>>336524430
>women
She wish she was that good looking
I'm not excited for overwatch. It just fails to impress. My biggest gripe is the 6v6, matchmaking system, and horrible level design.
I was really hoping for a tf2/cs;go killer because I fucking hate valve and steam and their jewy ways.
>>336552821
No, across the board 4chan gets really really pissed when a girl has piercings, tattoos or dyed hair. Everytime.
>>336557129
>>336557541
>>336552821
not only has reddit invaded /v/ but tumblr has too.
don't cry you fat ugly mentally ill girls. anyone who dyes their hair a different color is 100% mentally ill.
>>336553540
she's a real person though with a feminine face you fucking virgin
>>336557541
For good reason
Do people really plan to buy this game?
I mean you can get all the porn for free on the internet.
>>336557541
Because those are the makrs of the mentally unstable feminazis who do everything to spite men. That's why I got all my piercings removed and thank god I never got that tattoo.
>>336557721
I'm not crying, I'm answering his question.
>>336547562
That's not how female athletes look.
I would understand if they gave her a cosmonaut vibe considering she's Russian and uses gravity based skills, but they didn't, so fuck em.
>>336524430
Literally the only thing they have in common is hair colour and "her's" isn't even completely pink.
>>336557721
Yeah just keep screaming about being invaded rather than actually responding to my point. >>336557129
Show me where she claimed the game is sexist or you're just a fucking idiot. Go ahead and cry tumblr like a feminist cries patriarchy just because she's lost the argument.
>Strong independent hypersexualized womyn who dont need no man
Cant this game make up its mind about whether its pandering to feminists or deprived virgins?
How does it manage to do both while somehow upsetting neither?
You guys like getting beat up by unrealistically strong women in your vidya as long as you can see their ass or tits while its happening?
Kids today are so fucked in the head
>>336552821
That hair is literally fucking retarded though. It doesn't fit her. I also don't like her nail polish, again, because it doesn't fucking fit. It's obviously giving off the idea that "lol muscle girlmen can be girly too" which just makes a disgusting mixture that doesn't look attractive at all.
>300 posts about a female video game characters hair
so /v/ is now full of tumblr faggots who should be gassed
cool
Oh boy. I can't wait for this game that I don't give a fuck about to be plastered all over the internet for the next month until its forgotten.
>>336527813
>everyone saying its dodger
>men so sexist they cant tell women apart
its this girl
https://www.youtube.com/user/InuitInua
>>336536924
I loved this guy's stand, Worse Company.
>>336526082
WHAT THE FUCK, THIS MAKES ME WANT TO FUCK HER SO MUCH
>>336554310
>>336547801
>pandering to a feministical stereottype is a good thing
>>336543431
>Straya and Nipland basically neighbours
Gee i wonder why...?
>>336558123
She's problematic, Anon!
>>336558239
Worse Company?
More like
WORST SUBS! LOL amirite?
But for real, fuck that. Dude literally has Bad Co. On his jacket.
>>336558124
why are people on /v/ so assblasted about Overwatch? Did it rape your mom or something
>>336558839
yes
>>336524430
>Implying
>>336558712
If they wanted to censor it, they could've atleast gone with Battle Company.
>Shining Diamond
I get mad every time.
>Killer Queen and Bite the Dust will be called Deadly Queen and Lose & Die, instead
>>336559060
Who's this butt mutt?
>>336527334
IT'S BETTER TO BURN OUT THEN TO FADE AWAY!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkeGMaq0O98
>>336559230
>underage
>>336559230
billy idol retard
>>336544423
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3fYtoRNNNQ
Who wants to cream me?
mfw I bought the game and cant play it because iraq has terrible internet
And people ask "why do you like only japanese games"?
At least they have the decency to do whatever the fuck they want to, instead of pandering to every retard who whines at them.
The bad thing is, japanese games aren't doing too well lately.
>>336547224
Well you are deluded if you don´t think nr 1 goal for overwatch are sales even if it comes at the price of a more casual game experience.
>>336559796
>Iraq
Why are you in Iraq, anon?
Are you a soldier?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GH0Ghg0N1xY&feature=youtu.be&t=5m28s
Gearbox is still worse.
This industry is dead.
>>336560069
yes
its a weird place where videogames go to die
>Download beta
>Pick pudgeman
>Yank and shotgun people
>Get play of the game 4 games in a row
>Welp that was a game
>and now I don't have to burn money on it
>>336556015
>Daily Fail
>>336526528
>cute roundey face
>pretentious haircut
is Zarya supposed to be designed after her? because she doesn't have ANYWHERE near Zarya's muscles, and Zarya has a manface
>>336560982
>lets out a women from the team (who probably does fuck all) in the game for empowerment!!
>gives her an unrealistic massive manly body but mentally ill hair
>WOO WOMEN POWER
>put a feminine healthy body on a female character
>FUCKING SEXIST SCUM CIS PIGS
when will all men just become faggots and let women die
>>336557918
>>336557974
ahahahahhah
>fat women
>>336527741
lmao that ugly rodent looking too bitch is not in anyway influenced in that drawing
>>336524430
Honestly if Zarya had normal hair she'd be pretty hot. Here's hoping to a skin that'll fix that.
>>336547224
you are living in a fantasy world if you dont think that is the objective of all games launched
>>336528289
you are obviously that ugly rat looking man in the right pic, stop posting pictures like this, you are not influencing anything but minecraft pigs.
>>336527334
so women complain about a feminine looking character but praise this..
>>336561539
Again:
Show me where she claimed the game is sexist or you're just a fucking idiot. Go ahead and cry tumblr like a feminist cries patriarchy just because she's lost the argument.
>>336561912
can you stop crying? go draw some pictures of Loki or something.
>>336562381
Every time you fail to provide source it makes you look more wrong and me more right so I'm happy to see how many times you say "tumblr" instead of answering properly.
>>336560982
>is Zarya supposed to be designed after her?
No, it's just a rumor.
>>336526228
underrated
>>336524430
she has ЩИT written in russian that sounds exactly like SHIT
>>336561912
>>336562486
maybe that anon doesn't want to answer you because there's nothing to answer in your rambling SJW posts
>>336562518
oh, good, it's not wrong then, it's just a bad design
>>336527334
>someone probably got this as his first skin
>>336525374
Fucking a woman with who injects enough test to look like that might as well be gay.
>>336562735
>gay
So what? Are you a faggot?
>>336556015
>implying candy and snacks are cheaper then real food
>>336542923
>Pharah's voiced by a whitey
TRIGGERED
>>336545032
>the big gameplay point you fail to understanf is that in a class based shooter, having varied and distinctive designs that allow the player to identify the class immediately is essential.
Thank GOD I'm not the only one in this thread who realizes this. Seriously, it's fucking sad how everybody is too busy whining about a perceived threat to realize the main fucking point here is to make her immediately visually distinct, because that is an important thing in a class-based shooter.
And while we are on the subject of the alleged political correctness, I'd like to remind you folks that the game is more than EAGER to embrace racian and national stereotypes, extremely feminine and extremely masculine imagery and just about every single trope possible. This is not about pandering and appealing to "wide audience", this is about making a game that is colorful and easy to read gameplay wise. Even the fucking Tracer controversy ended up with them replacing a slightly suggestive pose with more perky, but equally as suggestive pose.
You fucks really need to stop making issues up. There is enough things seriously wrong with the industry for us to fabricate nonsensical new ones.
overwatch any good?
>>336527334
Good lord...
>>336562928
I just got a whole box of kinder bars for less than a dollar
>>336562624
>that anon
lol sure buddy
Show me where she claimed the game is sexist or you're just a fucking idiot. Go ahead and cry tumblr like a feminist cries patriarchy just because she's lost the argument.
>>336563138
Come on mate, formatting.
>has the same gender and hairstyle of a fictional character
>HOLY SHIT IM IN THE GAME.
>>336543257
Might not be your fault, Zenyatta kind of sucks
>>336555415
What the fuck did jontron do to himself?
>>336565181
Someone slipped him some bad roofies bruh.
>>336565321
For real though what is up with her right hand? Diabeetus?
Tracer's pose change made all the legbeard feminists run away from the game, doesn't this improve the community by a lot?
>>336565471
http://www.dailydot.com/entertainment/ari-shaffir-damienne-merlina-body-shaming/?tw=dd
I am not reading whatever bullshit this is.
>>336543197
Atleast it isn't
>Chris Metzen
>Chris Metzen
>Chris Metzen
>Chris Metzen
>Chris Metzen
What is the purpose of Lucio's wall run?
He's already plenty mobile
and as far as scaling walls go, his wall run is a much, much worse version of Genji/hanzo's or widowmaker's grappling hook.
>>336524571
It's actually an issue, in my opinion, because it robs the game itself of an identity.
I was even treated to a weird moment last Friday where my friends, all just as much fans of vidya as myself, we're getting battleborne and overwatch confused. It's doomed to be bland and boring no matter how much money they spend to make it relevant, just like HotS
Overwatch is literally only good for the ass.
And the ass, is very good.
>>336525374
>fuck the haters
I hate this mentality so much, just on general principle. It's just comes across as childish when did it even begin gaining traction?she would be better without the nasty ass pink hair
>>336526082
>hillaryharnessesmememagic.png
>>336528345
KEK
>>336525374
You want a good girl but you need the stronk pussy
Would you fondle a squeedge while she was sleeping?
I want to cuddle with Zarya to comfort her and tell her that not everybody hates her, then caress her while gently wiping off her tears with my hand and kiss her on the cheek
You know how we look at 80s fashion and laugh at how retarded it is?
This is how people will look at those pink baired bitches in the future. And they act like "damn we're so hip and shit, unlike those retards of the 80s with their lame fashion".
It's hilarious.
>>336559726
I do Miss Zarya!
>>336559726
Needs more bulge desu
>>336569479
That's fashion, Anon. It's always fashionable when it's fashionable. It's not meant to be timeless. You're not supposed to have a look that'll last you five decades, you're supposed to keep up. Part of the reason old stuff looks lame now is because it's old stuff. Did you just figure this out?
>>336552821
Your neon hair looks like shit, get over it already fatty.
>>336542923
>not an actual sweed voicing Torbjörn
Jävla idioter
>>336526082
This is so much worse, are you kidding?
>>336569745
I know I'm just pointing how some people really aren't aware they'll be old and lame someday.
Little kids already started calling me uncle and I'm only 23 with a baby face.
wasn't there supposed to be an open beta or some shit
I haven't kept tabs on this game at all but it sounds mildly interesting. might try it outon PS4
>>336569745
Women still look current and fashionable wearing exact replicas of Audrey Hepburns dress from breakfast at tiffany's. Good fashion is timeless.
>>336524430
>Impotent Conservative Outrage Culture: The Thread.
>>336536252
Are you gay?
>play zaria
>she unironically says "Do you even lift?"
>change hero
>uninstall
>format pc
Blizz is guilty of many things but I thought they'd be better than this.
>>336570303
Was Warcraft 3 your last Blizzard game or something?
>>336569932
hmm, it's weird. character models look nice, but the environment looks bad
>>336560621
Stay safe
>>336570303
w-why would you change hero if you are to uninstall and format? why would you uninstall if you will format disk anyway?
>>336570265
If you want to fuck someone that looks like a man why don't you just fuck a man?
>>336570303
See: >>336570394
This is nothing new..
>>336570394
Blizzard meme'd all over WC3 as well.
People treat pop-culture references and in-jokes as fucking blasphemy whenever it happens in a modern game when it's been happening for years.
>>336530865
nah brown
I odn't mind a butch gurl but that's John fucking Cena right there.
You couldn't have an uglier face on it.
>>336570773
MIght be that modern pop-culture is fucking shit. Fallout 2 had like Monty Python and Star Trek.
>>336530865
The pink hair is the feminine touch with out it, its literally a man
>>336524430
How long will you guys shill this game? Till Legion or what?
>>336570773
It's a big difference using pop-culture references and memes. But I agree the in-jokes were just horrible and cringe.
Just compare the old Power puff girls series with the new one and you will probably see the big difference.
>>336524430
So will that thing get mad when it dies in the game?
AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CEEEEEEEEENAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Zarya is ugly but very fun to play in a well coordinated team.
>>336570194
*nods respectfully*
any futa on male stuff of her?
>>336571412
That's pretty nice.
so have the sjws and feminists commented on how she has boob armor
>>336570773
The difference is.... The Internet.
Not that it didn't exist when WC3 came out, but the references whether they were funny or not generally where better hidden or the quote better fit the scenario. Now they slap you across the face with them saying "SEE WE'RE HIP WE UNDERTAAND YOUR MAYMAYS" while people ("normies") make memes of the meme and make it a bigger deal then heh I love Monty Python.
>>336526082
my fucking dick
>all those contrarians
Your dicks are contrarians!
>>336558839
didn't even call her back
>>336569745
Men's short back and sides will be fashionable forever
>>336531983
>sales
Why Blizzdrones come up with the money argument every goddamn time. I mean, they know that their game is shit but still care about the money the devs made. If this isn't cuck mentality what is it then? Its like fucking a hooker, getting AIDS from her and but still being happy that the pimp of her made good money this year. What the fuck.
>"This game lacks depth and lore, also, the balance is utter shit. And don't get me started on the gameplay."
>"B-But they've sold 2 million copies and still have 5 million subscribers!"
>>336552821
whats embarrassing is knowing humans like you exist and contribute nothing
>>336563984
> like a feminist cries patriarchy just because she's lost the argument.
you mean the temper tantrum your throwing in defense over some people nothing enjoying a shitty hair colour?
2/10
>>336572094
its a ~unkewl~ parent trying to crack "in" jokes with a group of your friends
>>336526082
Literally female version of pic related.
Muh dick.
>>336531034
google gives nothing
sauce blease
>>336554504
>>336573728
ask and ye shall revive
http://rule34hentai.net/post/view/154143
>>336572945
It's not like you listen to counter arguments anyway, better just post stale pastas
>>336542923
>Mcree voiced by Kennedy
>>336575505
Why isn't she inuit anyway? The first time I saw the character and her freezypop skills I genuinely thought she'd be an igloo person
>>336575505
well that was obvious
>>336527813
Our girl.
I think she goes by Dodger
>>336527367
actually being this retarded.
stay in school kids
>>336526528
super cute face ruined by putrid haircut
>>336576229
This is the strangest /v/ meme I've ever seen I don't even
>>336576086
My guess is that she was, originally. Then they couldn't find a native VA, and just made up the Chinese stuff, afterwards.
>>336576960
Maybe they thought it would be racist to have an ice-themed inuit character. Stereotypes are always negative and never even slightly based on truth.
>>336524430
But Zarya looks better than her.
Zarya has muscle and worked out, she looks like twink
Zarya actually properly dyed her hair, you did that stupid hipster thing or let your hair grow up and didn't touch it up
Also Zarya is racist to robots, I bet you don't like that
>>336527334
CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIIN
On a scale of 1 to >Blizzard
How shitty is this game?
>>336578045
I actually like the game, so I would say it's a pretty decent game.
There are some balancing issues and I hope Blizzard fixes those,I know Blizzard might as well hold my breath
However I know people will call me a shill and this seems to be mostly a hate thread, because /v/ and /v/ liking anything seems unheard of
>>336573952
http://rule34hentai.net/post/view/156464#search=Overwatch
>>336547681
Proof?
>>336524430
terrible art style, simply terrible
>>336581103
It doesn't make throw up in my mouth like WoW's does so I guess it's progress.
>>336525269
A small price to pay to avoid Russians / BR's.
And TF2 went to shit a long time ago sadly.
>>336527871
>>336552821
not everyone wants to fuck mentally ill attention seekers who needs to dye their hair to feel special
dyed hair in real life is a very big red flag
>>336524676
>Play of the Match
>It's Soldier activating his ultimate
Followed by:
>It's Hanzo activating his ultimate
Followed by:
>Someone lobbing grenades at the Tank's shield
>>336578045
it's pretty fun actually, especially if you have friends
anything is fun with friends though
>>336582406
Not if there is a bastion in the game.
>>336569932
>>336569932
If Torbjörn sounded actually swedish he'd sound like a complete faggot.
>>336550902desconectado suena mejor?
>people changing their hair colors for centuries
>suddenly it's a horrible evil thing because one website
It's incredible how easily offended and angered people these days get over the most retarded shit. If you're genuinely raging over it or just trying to fit into the board culture it's equally cringe-worthy.
girls with sides shaved and short hair are my fetish
post more
>>336585021
Except it's never been ok. A lot of jobs won't hire someone with cotton candy hair.
>>336524430
>women being that muscular without steroids
Not physically possible.
I mean really, it's not physically possible for a woman to be that size.
>>336587156
>it's never been ok
Yes, for the 25,000 years it's been happening no one ever thought it was okay, because if you hate it then everyone else for all time must hate it too. Also, America twenty years ago isn't indicative of America today or the rest of the world at any point.
>>336570731
Because a man doesn't have hips, a pretty face, a vagina, tits, or pretty hair
>>336526528
Do they realise this is the hitler youth hair cut but with pink hair dye?
>>336588425
Did you know that Nazis wore pants and underwear, too?
>>336540970
What's this about Trump? Dodger fucking hates Trump
>SJWs bitch about female characters being "unrealistic"
>They make female characters which are much more unrealistic
The irony
>>336587894
pic related right? she has none of that
>>336588759
Fair enough, the next time someone comments on my hitler mustache, I'll tell them that.
>>336527741
Isn't she supposed to be Asian? Like some kind of Inuit?
>>336590032
That style of mustache existed long before Hitler showed up. Stop being one of those retards that thinks everything the Third Reich used/had was created specifically by them.
>>336590313
Face the facts, that moustache is universally recognized as the Hitler stache, regardless of how long it's been around.
>>336524676
There is a sound when they activate there ability all you have to do is get out of there way
>>336552102
This
While I dont like the character design I see no reason to get triggered over it
Also as much as I hate SJWs I would like to point out that women are not magically stopped from developing large mussels they can be strong too
>>336527918
WAAA IT DOES NUT LAK REALISM
>>336573242
I'm only interested in the facts. I'm not interested in Anon's hurt feelings.
Show me where she claimed the game is sexist or you're just a fucking idiot. Go ahead and cry tumblr like a feminist cries patriarchy just because she's lost the argument.
>>336591374
>women are not magically stopped from developing large mussels
it is much more difficult for women to gain muscle mass than it is men
>>336590703
And only retards who are still triggered by a seventy-year-old war care.
>>336592124
>retards who are still triggered by a seventy-year-old war care.
You go around wearing a swastika, see how many retards there are.
>>336592227
I can wear the Hindu peace symbol that was perverted by the Nazis and still find triggered people because humanity is fucking stupid.
>>336592507
Oh okay, so maybe we can agree that it might be considered a social faux pas to emulate Nazi fashion, regardless of the original sources of their imagery.
>>336592507
We need to bring back the fedora meme so autistic cringe crusaders like you can be too ashamed to post again
>>336592507
I want to watch you try to explain that humanity is stupid while getting your ass kicked for wearing a swastika.
You're definitely a genius who is surrounded by morons.
Incidentally, what's your job? Humanity is stupid, right, so you must have found it very easy to find a job for an intelligent man such as yourself.
I'm pretty jealous.
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