PVP preferred
get in here
>>336517569
huh is that how you can easily target without locking from afar? use the scope first?
thanks for another pointless souls thread
there weren't enough
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UWySVONjRY
>>336518113
wtf is this
a joke right
>>336518397
no
his mom interrupted him during a fight and he missed a parry
this is the aftermath
>>336518397
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5T198rMCG18
>you got stabbed in yo chest!
>>336518397
It uses audio from a stream from spcspaderpg a couple years back where his mom gets angry at him for swearing at Dark Souls and he hits her
He's also a fucking weaboo
>>336518397
get off it dude
>>336518649
no its not you fucking moron
thats /dsg/ taking the piss out of jblackmel
this is the video you were on about
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdfG1ezM87E
>>336518113
.......jesus christ the fuck is wrong with people
I'm so good
>>336518113
reminds me of a Christmas Story
>>336518626
Omg that was amazing
>>336519205
>"well he probably heard it from his father"
always cracked me up
>>336518804
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdfG1ezM87E
Remember kids, this is what happens when you take Souls PVP too seriously.
>>336518830
fucking newfags
>>336519354
i dont watch people play games, i rather play it myself. Apologies for not keeping up with all this shit that you've dedicated your life to.
Can you infuse a weapon that's already upgraded to 10+?
>>336519448
Yes
>>336519519
It's not letting me for some reason
So nobody's posting webms ?
>>336519435
I never watched jblackmel either, but he was the main source of /dsg/'s laughs since it's conception.
Be less of a fucking newfag.
>>336518113
>>336518113
was this meant to be funny
>>336519580
Some weapon can't be infused.
>>336519580
What weapon ?
>>336519608
no
fuck off to /dsg/ if you want souls webms
no need for yet another fucking souls thread here
>>336519625
You have to understand the context, which you don't because you're new.
>>336519608
BUILD
>>336519580
maybe because you don't have the necessary souls, or gems, or the right ember, or some other really simple reason that you're not thinking of
>>336519728
Christ you are embarrassing.
>>336519728
Wew lad. I don't know why, but I have absolutely no desire to listen to you
sorry about the quality
>>336519767
40/40 str/dex quality build, 27 vig and 15 in faith for basic spells
>>336519896
because he's a sperg
just post weebums
>>336519912
man i never realized how shit dark souls looked
>>336519981
>27 vig
>>336519982
>sperg
>basically a general thread
>this is the reason /vg/ was created
>>336520040
but it has always looked like shit dude
At your command
SIMPLY
F*****
EPIC
>>336520040
That's because his webm, while funny, looks like shit
>>336520043
Is something wrong with that ? I like to have plenty of health
>>336520157
>27 vig
>Plenty of health
Enjoy dying in 3 hits of my greatsword
>>336520229
>wasting points in VIG past 27
Let me guess, you level STR or DEX past 40 too?
>>336520229
You realize that's the softcap, right?
>>336518804
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdfG1ezM87E
This is everyone ITT.
>>336520339
27 vig is like ~1k health when embered and like 700ish when not, you'd die in two or three swings nigga
>>336520339
>>336520407
Your point? I'll enjoy my ~1.6k embered hp while you enjoy your 1k
And no, I don't
>>336518649
>>336518804
>he never actually hits her
BORING
>>336520521
she hits him
he made a fucking pathetic as fuck apology video with his mom in it
>>336520428
What are you, the Barnefag of Dark Souls?
>>336520407
Wasn't the softcap 26 though?
>>336520628
So that wasn't fake?
>>336520457
>>336520496
Are you both retarded?
27 is 1k unembered, 1.3 embered.
Did you seriously dump 13+ levels for like, 300 HP?
>>336520674
not the one where the kids calls his mom a stupid fucking idiot
that's real
the earlier vids were made by people in /dsg/
>>336520040
you should see dark souls 2
>>336520157
WILDCARD BITCHES
>>336520286
absolutely embarrassing for him
>>336520736
And what else am I gonna dump them in friend?Vit?Dex?
>>336520985
>not ORAORAORAORAORAORAORA.webm
>>336521059
>not It'streasonthen.webm
>>336520985
>not "it's treason, then..."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pO8fvoyOvTQ&list=FLDWNpgFygVunHiid4FR6yZg&index=9
>>336521059
>jojo fag being a fucking moron again
>>336521118
>Not /tg/skelecopters.png
>>336520943
Well, what sort of build are you doing?
>>336521140
it took me a moment to realise this was kirk, any idea why he bugged out like that?
>>336521359
Lag.
>>336521328
Pure STR
40 vig, 40 end, no vit, 35 smth strength, 18 dex
probably doesn't match up entirely but there you go
>>336520157
obviously planned gank squad.
>Ever teaming with a grape
>>336521436
>Only 35 STR
>>336521496
Post your vig so I can laugh at it
>>336521436
why would you need that much endurance?
>>336521436
>Pure STR
>Not even 40 meaning you can't use a large amount of the best STR weapons
>All those levels wasted in VIG and END
Kill yourself senpai
What SL should I aim for playing Dark Souls now?
>>336521643
He probably thinks that the levelling is the same as DaS and is trying to make a giantdad build.
>>336519896
>heh nothin personal....kid
>>336521663
>not leveling every skill to the same number
>>336521863
>being a retard because muh same numbers
lmao
>>336517569
why does it look like Demon's Souls graphics still?
is there any more suffering than being a sorcerer in this game
crystal infusion hurts you compared to raw
early game spells do jack shit
I'm level 30 doing cathedral of the deep and I'm not even a glass cannon, just a glass ball waiting to be smashed.
tl;dr who in their right mind would do anything other than a melee build in this game
>>336521643
Having a lot of endurance is good, to catch your enemies by surprise
>>336521663
I only use the BKS
>>336521752
Retard
>>336517569
How come so many NPCs end convos with a 15 second long tryhard edgy laugh? Like even when it makes absolutely no sense. "Be sure to bring me more souls...HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHEHEHEYUEHDUDUH"
I love this game but that faggot shit triggers me to no end for some reason.
>>336518804
>listens to metal
>reacts like this
not even a tiny bit surprised
>>336521967
being a faith caster pretty much
at least the heals are good for PvE exploring
>>336522036
okay.
>>336521943
its literally the most mathematically logical build
>>336521967
GHSA is the only spell you'll need.
>>336522036
oi! mind your mannas
>>336520286
They brought back spell parries?
>>336522178
>tfw you can't tame them
>tfw no doggodile guards
>>336522239
There are two shields that can spell parry
>>336522178
wtf is it doing
>>336522178
Is it praying?
>>336518991
Why would you pour an entire gallon of chocolate milk out?
Why would you buy an entire gallon of premade chocolate milk?
Why would you record yourself doing it?
Why would you upload it to the internet?
Why would you post it on an image board about videogames in a thread about video games?
Watching this makes me feel like I am going to have a fucking mental breakdown.
What's better: Crystal infusion or Crystal Magic Weapon on a Sharp/Raw infused weapon?
>>336522178
never seen that before
wow I feel bad for him now
>>336522308
praying it looks like
>>336518991
MODS MODS
>>336521967
miracles/pyro/sorcs shit is all late game stuff apparently. The stats only start speeding increase by large margins/scaling past 40 or 50 points, otherwise its just minimal increments. Early on its mostly for utilities such as healing.
>>336522279
Neat, wonder why powerstance got axed, it was pretty well liked
>>336522036
>It is only human to sin... KEHEHEHEHEHEHEEH!!!
You telling me you don't like hearing that?
>>336522349
It probably went bad. Premade chocolate milk is easier to deal with than making your own. To upset spergs like you. That video is years old.
>>336522482
i miss the powerstance with two shields that linked together.
>>336517569
What's the pope set called?
>>336517569
Best Das3 vid yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uq7Xevr0Wxc
>>336522036
h3h3 is such epic comedy i laugh every vid when he coughs
>>336522036
Because pretty much everyone in the series is fucking insane. Have you ever played the games, have you seen what the worlds are like?
>oh dis so dum an edgy and faggot shit why dis creepy old lady laughing sinisterly when she asks me to kill things to give her souls???? makes no sense
that's you
>>336522619
Its not a "pope" set, anon. Its the "Deacon of the Dew" set.
>>336522619
I forgot but I think you get it by returning to the deacons bonfire after dedding them.
>>336522553
I lost my shit when i was watching my friend play DaS for the first time and freaked the fuck out when Oswald scared him with that open arm stance in the tower. He ended up attacking him because of that
>>336522365
always, as a rule of thumb, temporary spell buffs trump permament infusions for their duration.
>>336522676
aha i love memes
>>336521359
He ascended.
>>336522178
What did you do to that doggo?!
>>336522694
I have to agree, dark souls 3 has quite a few characters that could just be parody of someone from dark souls, a lot of the dialog is exactly how he described.
In fact none of the NPCs really stand out to me except yuria and the pyromancer.
>>336522694
Yeah I have. I'm killing undead zombies and other inhuman shitstains, many of whom I can easily dispose of in a few hits. Killing in DaS world is about as standard as breathing so I don't see why she'd find it funny. She doesn't find it funny when I try to kill her. Now that's humor.
>>336522178
>It starts praying
What other enemies do this?
>>336522036
holy shit h3h3 went full normie shit tier after it became popular
>>336522565
Pre-made anything is easier to deal with than making your own. That's hardly a good fuckin' reason. It doesn't make that shit any less disgusting.
Out of the two of us, the one who likes pre-made gallon chocolate milk is statistically far more likely to be the sperg.
>>336519354
Okay I'm not that guy and I don't care about these threads, its vidya gaems and its new big surprise its fucking everywhere.
That video has 20,000 views. I have taken shits with greater spectation. It is perfectly reasonabloe to be unaware of this. In short: Shut. The. Fuck. Up. You. Child.
>>336523225
is this autism
>>336522676
I never understood all this Shrek in DS shit. Hadn't Shrek been out for years before DS launched?
>>336523342
No, come back in a few years.
>>336520286
did he think he was invisible?
>>336523225
this post is cringeworthy
>>336523621
reeks of reddit
>>336522178
>still hasnt said how he triggered this
>>336523416
Must not have used Hidden Body in PvP before.
>>336523657
agreed
>>336523216
I never said I liked premade chocolate milk. You're just a sperg who doesn't understand that people have different tastes and some prefer the convenience of something being premade. You're the one kicking up a fuss and sperging out because someone poured out a gallon of chocolate milk into a sink.
>>336523685
I'd imagine low health.
>>336523225
>Shut. The. Fuck. Up. You. Child.
So is your favorite site reddit, or facebook? Are you still in highschool? Just curious, no real reason I think any of these would be plausible.
>get invaded at silver knight archers by rapier shitord
>does nothing but r1 spam and taunts when he wins like it took skill
FUCK YOU ASSFUCK
>>336523685
You smack it in the nose and don't do the special animation kill once it staggers. I think.
>>336523685
It needs to survive a visceral, then that animation happens.
>>336523887
does it recover after that? reminds me of amelia's healing prayer
>>336523887
More bullying.
>>336523887
That's heartbreaking
>>336523887
Who do you think it is praying to?
>>336524025
;___; that is sad af
>>336524062
Aldrich probably.
>>336524016
It doesn't, it'll stay like that until you put it out of its misery.
>>336520040
the environments all look lackluster but character models and some enemies look incredibly good. Besides cloth physics DaS3 and Bloodborne weren't such a huge improvements over DaS1
>>336524112
...jesus christ. fucking bravo, From, for this bit of detail.
Does it whimper? i visceraled once but it killed it, so i never saw it do this.
>>336524112
God, that's even sadder. What even are those things?
>>336524107
Pontiff maybe?
Aren't the big beasts supposed to be Pontiff's knights gone mad from the rings he gave them?Is Pontiff Sulyvahn Soulsborne's biggest asshole?
>>336523868
Learn to parry, tardfuck. Only absolute shitters use rapiers and all they will do is spam R1 which makes it ridiculously easy to parry them.
>>336524218
Your past lovers turned into crocodog demons.
>>336524240
>Not believing in based Sulyvahn
>>336517569
I have a shit ton.
This is from our FFA FCs.
>>336524321
Dumb Runeposter.
>>336523887
>>336524025
Old Demon King does something similar when he is about to die.
>>336523887
I'm actually crying right now
>>336524208
You can just hear it breathing hard, if I remember correctly.
>>336524218
They're knights of Sulyvahn who transformed into beasts because of rings he gave to them.
>>336524321
But then why is there more than zero?
>>336524218
Probably the final form of what Vordt, Dancer, and the Outrider Knights are becoming.
>>336520157
no, you dont. i honestly feel bad when i fight you 27 vig redditors. you die in 3 hits from my spear, its dumb, like killing a lv 30 as a lv 100
any recommended joke weapons? I tried using drangs hammers AND THEIR ACTUALLY FUCKING GOOD WHAT THE SHIT.
I ended up using them in the pontiff fight clubs all day they are fun as fuck.
Thinking about going pickaxe and blacksmiths hammer
>>336524595
Caestus, obviously.
>>336522349
Don't read this:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Vaska
So many fucking scrubs. Does /v/ play only casual shit?
>>336524595Soldering Iron
>>336524025
Damn, busting kneecaps, brutal.
>explodingKnees.jpg
>>336524025
Never noticed you could do this, I donno why but the thought never really crossed my mind. Is it like BB where if you hit a guy enough in one part it 'breaks'? Or is it just a unique animation that happens sometimes with certian monsters when it's almost dead?
>>336524673
Why don't you post some webms displaying your mad skills
>>336524595
What ever made you think the Drang Hammers were gonna be anything other than amazing? All of the paired weapons except the daggers are awesome.
>>336524478
>MUHFUGGIN KAMEHAMEHA
>MUHFUGGIN KAMEHAMEHA
>>336518113
What the fuck is wrong with this guy??? You dont need all that fucking health you casual
>Tfw have a bunch of awesome videos recorded but just haven't been bothered to put them in WebMs
>>336524025
I wish you could bully more enemies like this.
>Poking Basilisks in their "eyes"
>Dragging Lorian away from Lothric
>Breaking the Jailer's lamps
>Smashing up the gargoyle's wings
>Flipping the crabs over for massive damage
>>336524901
There are viscreals from BB if that's what you meant. Most of them get triggered by hitting the head a lot.
The legs exploding is only for the Stray Demon and he's in auto-visceral mode when he's crawling.
>>336523738
You like it enough to defend premade chocolate milk on the internet to strangers. Dats some autism if I ever seent it boi.
I like cooking. That means making shit from scratch. Delicious chocolate milk instead of this shit does not even register on the scale it is so easy. It would take five minutes. Why would you want all that shit in the first place clearly aren't going to drink all at once unless you are a huge fatass.
People have different tastes. People have shit tastes.
People
Like
You
>>336525101
There's this.
Some high-level Greataxe action
>>336524541
Why do I still crush people at level 100 then ?
>>336524025
Lt. Stray, your legs are gone!
>>336525326
that is mean af ;_;
>>336520286
hahahah Im invisible faggot
t. purplecuck
>>336523097
Havel prays
>>336525237
>Why would you buy an entire gallon of premade chocolate milk?
There was a really simple answer to this question, I gave it, and now you're sperging out even further because you don't like why a product is not only made but purchased by people. All of this is because you started sperging out about someone buying chocolate milk, you're continuing to sperg out about chocolate milk, and you probably won't stop for some time.
>>336521436
>makes fun of 27 vig
>doesnt even know its the softcap and gives 1000hp
>shit build
Why am I not surprised.
r8m8
gotta say im likeing the SL80memeta
eveyones HP is so low i can kill them instintilly with the BKGA 3 hit combo
>>336525746
He's not very big.
>>336525746
That guy looks like my step dad
>>336517569
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuyJ8Mf9xas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_jXKkdUUjw
>>336525656
>1000hp
>plenty or even enough
>"""""""shit""""""" build
>>336523225
I think we need an expert to come and decipher this autism cause I'm havin a hard time understanding
>>336525101
>dragging lorian away from lothric
how?
>>336525746
>bkga
>buckler
nigger put that shit away
if you aren't 2 handing that beast of a weapon you aren't man enough to breathe
>>336526071
i think he was just listing a wishlist of things you could do to bully enemies
>>336526038
Thats more than enough fampai. And I do probably more damage with 40/40 than your half assed "str" build
>>336526201
I see, thought he was listing what was actually possible, oh well.
>>336525596
Ya caring enough about something enough to comment on it is gay man thank you for helping me see the error of my ways.
Your autismo manner leads me to believe that you have spent much of your life arguing on the internet. I welcome it I am ready to sperg out with you and chat.
>>336526089
>he doesn't abuse the one hit wonder ripostes with hornet ring
It's like you want to have a harder time winning 3v1s
>>336524648
>considering based caestus a joke weapon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHtRfwEa324
>>336526245
And i'll probably kill you sooner with 40 vig than your quality build
>>336526245
you need at least 1600 if you want to withstand a parry from the 2 great axes.
>>336526373
why bother when every retarded spellsword in borealondo dies in 2 hits from my +4 bkga
parries r gay, bkga is the only gank destroyer you'll ever need
>>336523694
People probably dont realise you need to go away a lot further to become invicible again compared to how close you become visible.
>>336526593
tldr
i cant parry ;0)
>>336522178
>not taking extreme pleasure in purging this vile beast when it is weakest
>>336524595
Pickaxe is godlike w/ leo ring
Literally one shotting running attack katana kids with a charged r2
>>336526687
>i cant parry ;0)
>in a game with an instant parry caestus
you'd be right with 1 and 2 but some fucking tribesmen from africa can come to the western world and learn to parry shitters in a day
>>336526536
>getting parried
Getting parried against a str build is synonym of death I dont know why I should try to withstand it. Gotta dodge those slow af attacks
>>336526458
>40 end
Damn its still funny
How's the Zweihander for PvP?
>>336526959
most the UGS are shit.
>>336525746
Heyyy I invaded you the other day. I think I ended up dying to the blue I go after in the webm.
not really no
>>336522178
>it's praying
>this is how all outriders end up
>dancer already had her armor fused to her "hide"
>>336524148
>Besides cloth physics DaS3 and Bloodborne weren't such a huge improvements over DaS1
Yes they were, specially lightning and overall world detail, also animations are far better.
Doing my second run of the game since I missed some gestures. I opened the Firekeep Tower door pretty early, but will that stop Patches from spawning?
I didn't get his gesture since I forgave him on my first playthrough and it's the last one I need.
>>336521991
>pure STR
>using BKS
>having more than 20 vig and end
>>336528081
>I forgave Patches
What the fuck?
>>336528081
nope, i opened mine early as well way before even meeting siegward/patches.
>>336527909
You know who to thank
>>336528081
It won't. Just climb the tower again after you encounter him in the church and he will trap you
Can we please get some more videos of dark souls players beating the shit out of their loved ones?
What's this? I thought great weapons sucked?
Lotta webms here with people using great weapons.
>>336528213
I've known him for far too long to have a simple trick break our friendship.
>>336528218
Well that's nice to know. I didn't want to rush through this again just because I opened something too early.
>cannot think of any way to make a 60 FAI build that works with a decent weaponthat isn't a Straight Sword
>>336528009
I cut to the important part
>>336527068
lol i remember that hit scaring the shit outa me
>>336521643
Max END lets you get 4 swings out of an UGS, or an extra roll after 3.
>>336528721
>4 swings
>when they'll roll away after the 2nd one
>People who play at 120
Why? You aren't even invading people anymore. You're just figthing people who are standing around waiting for pvp
>>336528901
Show me a good Faith or Magic build at 100 or 80. You'll either get oneshot or do no damage.
>>336528721
>40 end
>>336528901
I'm at 104. Good place to stop so I can get summoned for that fun co-op and invasions?
>>336529024
Pure casters instead of melee casting hybrids. Also, I don't have to. it doesn't change the fact that real invasions dont happen past 80
>>336523868
PROTIP: if you see someone use a thrusting sword or dark sword, just walk into their range, let them hit you twice and spam the parry button. You'll get a guaranteed parry on the third hit if they spam.
Works for pretty much any weapon, but only dark sword users are dumb enough to go for the third swing without fail. Rapier guys only go for a third swing in 99.9995% of all cases.
>>336528901
I go to 100.
>>336529712
Or just bring a parry shield, block the first attack parry the second
You're fucked against rapiers though
>>336525746
>SL80 meta
Why'd you go ahead and say that, you know you're gonna be spammed by some retards complaining how they need to be level 250 to hit the hardcap in all of their relevant stats.
>>336518113
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoARkJvIsr0
same guy?
>>336525746
i made a weebm to show off the damage of the sacred combo if anyone didnt kno about it
>>336524595
why would you think drag hammers are a joke?
they're the fucking maracas of death.
also
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOd1g4CrVOQ
>>336519608
>solo host
>2 reds
what kind of bizarro world do you live in
so the meta cap isn't going to be 90 this time? Least i can redo my stats
>>336527486
>lucerne bad
>BKG good
how? there's a tiny difference in damage and range, but the lucerne is all thrust
>>336530090
40 and 80 are the respective pvp brackets. 120 is where the try hard pvpers go
>>336520157
>>336521486
Why do people even gank squad any more? It's not like it gives you any decent souls, they nerfed that shit into the ground.
>>336529024
So you have to sacrifice armor/health for magic, or weapon damage.
at 100-120 you have everything, it's dumb.
>>336517569
this game looks like shit wew
>>336517569
HOW
>frostbite seemingly useless against most enemies
>no frost spells
>no slippery ice dueling webms
What a waste
>>336525746
>not even posting a big guy
Is there a weapon/armor set that puts every status affliction on enemies you hit? Like both poisons, curse, frost, etc. I thought I was fighting a hacker the other day
>>336530287
I feel that I had far less people to play with at 80 though. Thats why I went 100 and get invaded or invade in seconds now.
40 is still good though
>>336527486
ss image?
where the fuck can i find SOURCE??
Anyone has the Old Demon King webm showing him barely being able to lift his hammer at low health? It's kinda sad as well.
>>336521140
kek filename
>>336529024
>hitting 27 vig, 40/40 on a knight
>level 79
>hitting 27 vig, 60 int, 24 attunement on sorc
>level 76
SL ~100 is perfect. Quality builds have to sacrifice health, endurance and vit for their damage and aren't strictly better than sharp/heavy. Full glass cannon casters work, similarly to glass cannon quality/hollow builds. Around 100 is ideal because then you'll have heavy/sharp builds with really good supporting stats, heavy/sharp builds with strong magic support instead of supporting stats, and quality builds and casters still cutting some corners as they should. Higher than that and you're entering the territory of mundane havelyn hexers, or gank builds from 1 where people softcapped all their melee stats and still ran darkmoon blade.
>>336521149
think you could outwit an onion?
>>336522349
I can't make chocolate milk this good.
>try to dank meme shit with soul stream in pvp
>unless the host is completely afk and you hit them dead center of it it will never do full damage
>it either clips them for less than the damage of a CSS or you hit them slightly off center and they just get bumped out of the way
>you can simply roll away after 1 tick of damage if you arent afk
what a fuckin let down. its funny when it works but it simply isnt worth having 2 attunement slots for it
>>336525092
The Farron greatsword has sick spins too, really throws off people in PvPuntil you get someone who learns that they can parry the main spin.
>>336529024
>how to tell someone has never played magic class
at sl 80 even you can get 20/25 vigor, 30/35 attunement and 60 int. you dont even need a melee weapon because flashsword hits for just shy of 400 damage a swing when steady chanted with a +8 court staff
if you're feeling like you NEED a weapon, though, just take 3 points of of vigor or attune, put them into strength and infuse an estoc with raw and put cystal magic weapon on it. its AR is like 500 or 600
>>336531967
>>336531871
fucking awesome
>>336531608
This is my jam, personally.
>>336523225
Stop. Talking. Like. An. Insufferable. Fucking. Faggot.
>>336530089
Red soapstone
>>336531871
>nqturemonk
>mantis
>ninjafoxdemonsasuke
Yeah, that last one. Really lit a fire under my ass to beat some faggot who named himself itachi.
>>336522349
>Why would you buy an entire gallon of premade chocolate milk?
Mix is for ultra plebs.
>>336532073
That is some good shit.
>>336532046
holy shit
>>336531871
How do you survive that fall though?
>>336532545
stray cat ring, you can see that effect around their feet when they land. it's pretty sweet
>>336532545
Cat ring or spook. The former in the video.
>>336532640
Where do you get that shit? I'm almost at the end and haven't found it.
>>336532391
It's the best. Nothing comes close.
>>336532770
Completely agreed. Their strawberry milk ain't half bad, either.
>>336524025
EXPLODING KNEES!
>>336532730
damn, if you didn't get it it must mean you broke Sirris's questline, she gives it to you a bit through her quest.
>>336532825
I haven't had the luxury of trying any of their others. My grocer only has the chocolate milk. I'd start getting white milk from that brand too if I could.
>>336517569
The casting time is so slow, magic is fucking worthless in pvp, it's even terrible in pve.
Why don't you use weapons? What r u to pussy? haha, get out of here homo
>Make a pure caster build
>Try invasions and covenant pvp like farron as I play through
>even 1v1's are struggles because spells are a joke to dodge, 1v2/3's are impossible
>All my invasions have to be tactical plays of striking at the right time or relying on strong enemies to back me up / fucking with the map
>Somehow manage to keep a winrate of 75% of invasions or so
these are so slow, but so satisfying, christ.
>>336532935
It was pure fluke that I found the strawberry. It was white with a red label like their regular milk, and I've only seen one bottle of it in my town.
This thread is answer of why dark souls is called meme souls.
>>336532921
Oh yeah, I fucked up that questline good.
>found Rosaria's bedchamber
>join the covenant because why not
>come back to Firelink
>some random chick there
>"we can no longer be friends, and next time we meet it'll be as enemies" yadda yadda
>who's bitch this is?
Then I haven't seen her again, but yeah I learned from the wiki that was Sirris.
>>336533036
>1v2/3s are impossible
theyre perfect scenarios as a caster
when there are 3 people charging at you with reckless abandon you just start casting a crystal soul spear and turn around/fire
even if you trade a hit a phantom will die to that unless they have like 40 vigor. its always funny doing this and then seeing the others back off after seeing their friend get vaporized
>>336531967
Lool
I WANT TO MAKE A SORCERER WIELDING A FLAMBERGE AND KICKING ASS WITH SUPRISE SOUL GREATSWORDS JUST LIKE I DID IN 2 BUT EVERYONE SAYS MAGIC SUCKS
how badly did they fuck up my favorite spell? Are Sunlight spears still good? I liked being a holy knight too
>>336533118
this desu familiar directo
>>336532119
so invaders can pick up items. I tried dropping a red a tongue but they didnt even try to pick it up
>>336532119
Holy shit, the rage must have been unreal
Catacombs are the best area to invade in the whole game
>>336517569
Is there a new version of webm for retards? Can't find anything newer than July 2015
>>336533301
magic is fine
magic being shit is a complete meme
>>336533301
It's fucking worthless. Don't trust the memers who say otherwise.
>>336533863
This.
Magic just isn't hilariously OP and broken like it was in previous games so magic shitters are pretending its not even viable.
>>336518113
He... put this up on Youtube?
Holy fuck.
>>336533726
ffmpeg
https://gist.github.com/ndarville/10010916
>>336533228
Only to farron keep so far, so it's much harder right now
once I get the shitfist laser and crystal soul spear, I'll be rolling hard, but for now, it's all uphill.
>>336534247
You... believe this is real?
Holy fuck.
>>336518626
Oh, so it is a joke. Lovely.
>>336534247
it's a parody vid, making fun of some other guy who just had a screaming match with his mom, he never hit her in that.
>>336532119
Wow what an asshole
>>336533464
covenant items can't be given to others, unfortunately
>>336534353
Just use doorways or corridors to bottleneck them, I trade a few sword strikes and always run away to a place I know they will have to go, it always obliterates them if they just go eager to kill me
>>336521643
>why would you need that much endurance?
Ultra weapons actually use stamina, unlike straight swords, rapiers and rolling.
With 40 you get 3 swings and a single roll. You'll not often use 3 consecutive swings but if you're playing against some Gotthard Twinfags hyper aggressive player you rarely have time to let your stamina refill to full so the extra helps a shit ton.
Plus a lot of times people will roll through 2 swings, then go to attack you thinking you only have 2 and a roll so you won't risk going for a third and then you catch them, it can be pretty good for baiting if you don't mind trading.
>>336525326
>Keeper of the Old Lords cosplay
nice
>>336533863
how is it good?
>>336533918
how is it bad?
>>336535519
That's literally Karla's set. And if you want the real deal, get the Carthus Curved Sword and Carthus Flame Arc for Keeper shenanigans.
>>336536431
Everything is easy as hell to dodge and you're gonna have to chug that blue estus which leaves you wide open.
>>336536431
>super easy to dodge
>most spells don't even do that much damage
>>336537405
>1200 damage CSS
>not a lot of damage
>400 flashsword hits
>not a lot of damage
>>336537742
>most spells
Learn to read dipshit.
>>336537740
You just had to ask anon.
>>336537909
the only spell that doesnt do good damage for what it is at 60 int is farron dart
farron dart is the only legitimately broken spell
>>336537958
>>336537740
fuck so perfect
>>336517737
Binoculars work too
>>336518113
>People still think this is real
>invade a fightclub faggot
>keep one shotting all of the phantoms the host summons in with crystal soul spear, either as they spawn in or as theyre fighting
>keep running off cause of dat spook spell and obscuring ring
>eventually hosts summon in phantoms that i cant one shot with a fully buffed CSS
>hit a nigga in the back for 1240
>still has a good 1/5th of his life bar left
>no one wants to come out of the dueling area because theyre spooked
>eventually just get bored and when the host is emoting from a distance as his other reds are dueling i rev up a CSS then charge in there and finish him off with flashsword spam as he's trying to run off to heal
people like this are a blight on the game and the pvp community
>>336538094
I miss the DS2 binoculars, I wonder why they switched back to the shit ones?
>>336537983
>magic missile
>the little halo of soul balls
>electricity spear
Not even that magic greatsword thing is worth it, you're better off just hitting them with an actual greatsword. There we go, a bunch of spells that are useless and I've never even touched magic in Souls.
I beat the game already. Wanna make a new character just to invade with. What are the best places to shoot for and at what level? Gonna use this character to do all the covenant grind quests.
Also should I move onto NG+ for invading to stick with NG?
>>336538241
I bet you're fun at parties.
>>336538308
>those names
>implying homing crystal soulmass doesnt hit for 1200 when they all connect and implying they arent absolutely amazing for forcing people into a defensive position you can take advantage of
confirmed has literally never played a magic build
Is lightning any decent this time around? It seems like a ton of shit is weak to fire in this game. Not sure about lightning
>>336538457
>when they all connect
There's your problem familam. Also you've named 2 spells that are any good, against the what, 5 spells I've just gone through?
>confirmed has literally never played a magic build
>after I just said I've never touched magic
You're a smart one aren't you?
>>336538624
>admits to talking about a topic he knows literally nothing about
>3 spells
>1 of which is a starting level spell that still does decent damage but just isnt pvp viable due to the very nature of it, which is ironic because you absolutely never hear people complaining about why shit like the winged spear is garbage for pvp
>"electricity spear"
>magic
HCSM also doesnt need to connect, its the perfect tool to bait people into greatsword/flashsword or even a CSS if theyre absolutely terrible
stop posting
>>336522178
Woah, that looks exactly like the Hell Hound from Berserku.
>>336538939
Yep.
>>336537958
>>336537740
>put down purple sign for coop
>get summoned and assaulted
>everyone tries to turn me into gank food
>all I want is just to be purple.
>>336521149
Is that guy's spell count not lowering at all?
>>336523097
The Demon King
>>336539071
Look closely towards the beginning, he has 72 uses. You could attune one spell many times for more uses in DS2.
>>336538879
>3 spells
No, I greentexted 3, but then mentioned the magic greatsword, and the post I was replying to mentioned the Farron dart, that's 5. Also my experience comes from being hit by magic in PvP, and I've yet to die to any magic build.
>spawning a bolt of electricity in your hand isn't magic
Face it m8 you lost.
>>336539023
This. It's so depressing how jaded other players are.
That said, the rare person who understands my will and lets me work with him.... The best feeling. Especially when I do betray him at the worst time.
>Cathedrel of the deep
>Help host get through whole level
>Lead them to shortcut leading to bonfire
>As soon as they open the door I backstab them before they can move again
>Charge attack them as they are standing back up
>he runs to the bonfire with one hit left
>Cut him down on the bonfire
>Joy.emote
>>336539705
Jaded? People kill grapes on spawn because of what you just posted that ain't jaded it's common sense.
>>336539023
>tfw want to be a wildcard
>tfw gankers always try to fuck me
Thank god for obscuring ring or invasions and being a purple would be a complete waste of time.
>>336539569
magic greatsword is great for a reason i already provided to you. it also has the ability to hit from a dead angle directly behind you. if you cant see the utility in that you are no doubt an r1 spamming mongoloid. i also already admitted farron dart is broken
so out of the 5 spells youre memeing misinformation about, 1 is actually bad and doesnt really have a use. i could use the same logic to say that the entirety of melee weapons are complete shit because the winged spear or cathedral knights greatsword is garbage for pvp, but i dont because im not a retard
>faith
>magic
no one refers to faith shit as magic
the only reason people think magic is shit is because it takes a semblance more skill to use than simply r1ing your opponent to death like you undoubtedly do
So are you guys really not getting summoned as a bluebabby? I'm in this shit on a constant basis dunking invaders to where I have to turn it off because of the interruption.
>>336539884
But I still helped him. If he attacked me on summoning he would have received no help. i carried him through that whole level. If I had a choice I wouldn't have killed him, but the oppurtuniity was too great and I had no choice.
>>336539389
he has 0 at the end
>>336539984
>magic greatsword is great
>easily dodged
>insanely telegraphed
>have to swap out for the wand making it even more obvious
>still doesn't do as much damage as a proper greatweapon
Oh yeah so great.
>>336540071
Ok.
>>336539884
Why summon a grape if you're not going to play with the idea?
It's like summoning a red players sign and bringing him into a gank. If you don't want to grape just ignore it. I'm tired of stomping retards who just summon me into their 2v1 party to murder me.
>>336538939
i thought that boss in bloodborne did too
>>336539705
>Summon a grape
>He just chargest at me right away and R1 spams
It goes both ways, unfortunately. People either don't know the ins and outs of these covenants or they just don't care and view all summon signs as instant PVP access.
>>336539986
>as a Blue Sentinel get a moderate amount of summons
>just enough to break up solo play and give me the occasional health top-up
>found Watchdogging heavily level dependent
>get a slightly worse frequency of invasions, drops off when I level up until I rarely get one
>join Aldrich Faithful as soon as I find it
>constant invasions
>can't even get back up the ladder because "You are invading another world..."
>get the full 30 covenant items ez
>>336540660
Mound makers is a shittily designed covenant. They should only be revealed as mad until you attack the host.
>>336537740
Why didnt you post the edit you insufferable faggot?
>>336538367
Catacombs at ~40 is great.
>>336539023
Purple should get once in boss room you become Ally and help and get rewatd.
>purples complaining about being ganked/ killed on sight
Why would I summon a purple just to let him stab me in the back?
If I wanted someone to clear out the level for me I would summon a white/yellow phantom.
>>336540893
>until you attack
Do you mean "when you attack"? Also, that would turn them into a pure backstabbing faction (since why wouldn't you just backstab the host with such a bonus?) and result in hosts checking for purples by stabbing anyone they summon.
As it is you never know who a purple will go for and it can get hectic. I've had purples run for me when I've invaded myself, just because I'm on my own and the host probably has a buttbuddy squad. Never know if they're going to help or hinder.
>>336538367
>Also should I move onto NG+ for invading to stick with NG?
Doesn't matter, just don't overlevel your character or weapons, depending on which area you want to invade in. You could even go NG++ for some of the +2 rings, but eh.
>>336539986
>>336540672
worn blue sentinel from the point i got it all the way through farron keep, didn't get jack shit. i've tried it again recently around anor londo but still literally nothing
>>336541230
What's your level, and your highest weapon upgrade? You need to keep them relatively even, ie. at lvl 20 having no more than a +3 weapon at best. Not sure about SL min/max, but for weapons it's something like you can only interact with people -2 levels from your highest upgrade?
>>336541369
when i was in road of sacrifices/farron keep i was roughly 20-30 with a +3/4 weapon. blue sentinels should work at any level range though i thought, unlike the area-based covenants like watchdogs. right now i'm at sl50 and +6
>>336541230
>>336541369
At 120 and +10 I got a decent number of summons. The best ranges seem to be 20-30 and 80+, anything in between and you'll get nothing.
>>336541165
>Never know if they're going to help or hinder.
bullshit. 95 percent of the time they go for the host unless they're legit retarded. The covenant doesn't make sense because it basically forces you to act as an invader because everyone will attack you regardless. There is no surprise element. It's just Rosaria's with dick jokes.
>>336525073
>doesn't know jblackmel
>>336541514
I always kill Red phantoms > nearby enemies > White phantoms > Yellow phantoms > Host, as my purple pattern.
or if I come across a very one sided fight I will side with the losing side, host or invaders.
>>336522053
>metal
lolwut it's moeshit music
>>336541637
you can do the exact same shit as a red.
>>336541482
It does work at any level, but if at say SL20 you've got a +6 weapon somehow, then you're really not going to get much. Gotta keep your SL reasonable for your highest upgrade.
>>336541514
Try playing some more PvP then, you'll see that not every purple is that braindead.
>>336534543
WAAAAAH
>>336539023
This is becuse 99% of the grapes we've encountered throughout the game have just been dickwraiths and don't even try to hide it.
Literally all most of these fucking retards do is use the purples to invade like a red, then everyone just thinks of you as a different coloured red and kill on sight.
>>336541790
Reds can't help the host though.
>not being SL1 with a +10 Broadsword
Scrubs
>>336541790
No, you really can't. Reds don't have to worry about enemies (rather the opposite), and they only win on the host's death, so fighting other reds doesn't benefit them. Even fighting phantoms isn't worth it, just gunning straight for the host is the best route.
>>336527486
> No Twin Prince's Greatsword as S Skill A PVP
Come on senpai
>>336541949
Reds can help a host kill aldritch buttbuddies, forestfags, other reds and purples.
>>336542056
Kek, I'd love for you to find one host who would trust you to do this. 99% of hosts just run straight for your ass with their phantom buttbuddies when you invade.
>>336542056
But that's all PvP, i like to help a host progress. If I just wanted to defend them I'd play blue. If I just wanted to kill them I'd play red
If I just wanted to beat levels for them I'd play Yellow
I want to be able to do all 3, depending on the situation, so I play purple.
>>336518113
why the fuk does he talk like an idiot cowboy thats drunk?
>>336542354
NIGGA FUCK YO COUCH
>>336542507
>fuk
Should he talk like an internet teen who posts too fast to proofread?
>>336525335
>going from bloodborne to Dark souls 3
>>336519616
never heard of the guy
>>336524025
I've killed the fucker 4 times and never got that, are there more details like this in the game?
>>336520062
since when the fuk can people talk or post shit in a thread about a game? fuking cancer kid go back to /insert fagboard/
>>336520286
hahahah
>>336530945
Unfortunately it's Shadman.
been farming Proof of concord kept items for 3 hours now. Farming them off of the Silver Knights in Anor Londo. I am pushing SL175 now just shoveling points into Luck on top of all my other stats. Figure I'll hit SL200-225 before going to NG+. This being my 100% achievement guy, I'll have to go to NG+3 for all the rings achievement. So the high SL will help. Gotta make sure to reallocate points before going to NG+ though. 50 Luck is worthless for my build.
>10 left fucking Christ help me.
Even with gold Serpent Ring, Avarice helmet and popping a coin every run it's like 1 our of every 30 kills nets me the item I need. NO other enemy drops it and even when I was only SL80, Darkmoon summons never happen. This blows.
>>336543382
>Figure I'll hit SL200-225 before going to NG+
why/how the fuck did you level that high in NG
>>336543442
I have to farm the silver knights over and over and over for 30 off of of concord kept items so I can max out devotion to the darkroom covenant for the ring and miracle. I put on the silver serpent ring and the shield of want. Both increase souls gathered. The 3 knights I farm take less than 3 minutes to kill at the rate of around 35k souls per farming run. Do this for a few hours and you're taking in close to a million real easy.
I don't WANT to go this high, but I need points in luck for the better drop rate chance. I got all achieves in Das1 and Das2. Ill be damned if I don't get them in 3 as well. This and the Armored core series are the only games I do this in. I don't know why.
Once I have all achievements, I'll start a new character. Cap him off at 80-90.
Ladders are my new best friend.
>>336543382
>Figure I'll hit SL200-225 before going to NG+
You fucking what? Just because you get the souls doesn't mean you have to spend them. You know attributes plateau around level 40 right?
Is this game worth playing offline? Is doing single player runs over and over that much fun?
>>336544440
yea but my build is so saturated with attributes my level is inflated. 40 stre. 60 Faith. 40 End. 25 Vit. 40 vig.
Now pushing 50 Luck. Luck scales 1 point of item discovery per level all the way up to 99. For my farming endeavors, I need all the Luck (item discovery) I can get.
Trust me I know what I'm doing at this point. This is my 5th character and I've beaten the game twice already. Now just stream lining the process so I can stomp my way through NG+, +2, +3 for all the rings as quick as possible.
>I hit 600's with a single 2h DragonSlayers greataxe though
I totally want to start a new guy after this one.
>>336544524
yea. You can still summon NPC phantoms of course. Achievements aren't unlockable offline though. I killed Demon King when my internet was down and the achievement never popped. Have to kill him again online for it to register.
>>336524025LT. STRAY, ICE CREAM
>>336540395
>Why summon a grape if you're not going to play with the idea?
To gank them. Someone literally explained this. Nobody summons a Mound Maker and expects them to cooperate or help, unless they are naive or fightclubbing (and of course purples are the most common types to break up said fightclubs). They are basically treated as Reds. For good reason.
>>336544440
>This being my 100% achievement guy
Read nigga.
>>336544656
I don't understand this mentality at all. Why are you still playing the game with your stats being that high? What is there to accomplish?
imo you can get way more out of the game by doing a no-death run or a daggers only run or something crazy. Or if you've beaten the game that much then try to discover a new meta for PvE or PvP.
>>336533701
>the guy trying to kill you inadvertently saving you by knocking you a few feet to the left with his spell
>throwing down mound maker signs for co-op
What's the fucking point. No one wants to play along. Just invade instead.
>>336544892
Sometimes its fun to get overpowered and stomp all over shit. If he's just gonna blow through NG+ and ++ to get the achievements what does it hurt? Not like he's gonna be playing with anybody.
>>336544892
Makes NG+ runs faster? I keep saying I need to play through NG+3 for all the rings as I'm achievement hunting. The other self-inflicted challenges comes after I 100%. No death, Stock SL, No shield, caestus only, etc etc.
I'm killing silver knights in 3 hits or 1 backstab at this point. This is all for farming. I still have to do the mound makers and Aldrich faithful. MM is insane and almost impossible to get 30 vertabrae shackles because they force you into a world with gankers. So I'll have to farm ANOTHER enemy with a stupidly low drop chance.
>>336524476
>tfw you use both rings the moment you get them
>>336545098
Just get a friend and PW that shit, then farm shackles off each other. Alternatively, put your purple sign down outside Sulyvhan room and fightclub.
>tfw shitty internet even by Australian standards
>tfw lag fest all day every day
Fuck this gay island.
Is there any way to make dragon useful?
>>336527486
>Immolation Tinder not even on the list
T-that bad huh? ;_;
>>336538398
>invade to get embered
>some faggot wants me to fight another invader
>trying to actually get what you're here for gets you ganked
Yeah, I bet he's a real buzzkill
>>336520339
dude i have like 1850hp embered, pls lvlup vigor..
>>336539705
>summon a purple for help with the giant spider thing in cathedral
>its a purple, fully expecting hes gonna turn on me
>he helps me out, we kill the spider
>moment of pause as we eye each other
>its fuckin on
>hammer the shit out of each other, i drink an estus, he drinks his last
>hes got a sliver of life
>backs off
>he bows and returns to his world
>it was a good day.mp3
>>336542706
DARKNESS
>>336545274
Just embrace it and spam R1.
>>336525982
I never liked vaati so I don't care about his lack of content, but what the fuck is that guy doing? Dark Souls 3 has been out for so long and he has like 3 videos about it, this is literally his time in the sun and he's pissing it away.
The single best argument against patreon, he doesn't even need to use prime dark souls hype time to make videos. He can just coast on his idiot taxed welfare.
>>336545691
would probably work desu
>>336545680
BUY ANOTHER YOU RICH MOTHERFUCKER
>>336545764
I'm sorry.
>>336539705
Is that thing actually good? It seems awesome.
>>336524701
it's a fucking spear
Poor old bastard.
>>336524457
He can no longer fight after a certain point.
>>336531967
which area is this? it looks like anorlondon but I never found the room with the hellhound
>>336531967
That spell is so kawaii desu
>be Mound Maker
>kill two piss bros
>don't get my snack
This happened several times now. What gives?
>>336536202
gtfo with that game
there are like 10 other meme boards for it already
>>336546090
Right before the stairs to londo archer town, stop. Go back inside, and hit the walls on the left (as seen when you enter the building). Welcome to die
>>336546234
The number of required kills can vary. If the host has fingered and summoned, it can require up to 3 dead phantoms or a dead host.
>>336521129
>calls somebody else a jojofag
>has jojo videos in his favorites list
there is such a thing as too incandescent
>>336546372
Two fucking phantoms to beat a boss.
You might as well not even play the game at that point, any challenge has been completely removed.
It was pretty fun to fight Yhorm like this.
>>336546713
It's three anon
>>336545923
I love it, perfect weapon for my character. Horizontal attacks, vertical chops, can cast magic with it, works as a torch, does fire damage, high base damage. It's just the best.
>>336546748
If it wasn't for the GUI I would honestly believe this was from Bloodmoon. The weapon choice wasn't help though.
>>336546713
>fight dragonslayer armor
>try it three times before i summon a sunbro to help
>die, feel like an ass
>summon again, finally beat it
>throw my sign down
>get summoned along with another sunbro
>die, feel like shit
>throw down, get summoned again, along with another sunbro
>host dies
>throw down again, get summoned, again with another sunbro
>other sunbro and host both die
>throw down again
>get summoned, and again, another sunbro
>die
At that point I moved on
>>336547061
Don't need sunbros when your best friend is that fountain in the background.
>>336530041
>this music
Please tell me, what the FUCK am I listening to?
>>336547202
You mean like in this webm?
Yeah, I guess no one (including me) was smart enough to do that
How does PvP work in this game? Can you level up your stats to a huge ass number and stomp on lower leveled guys for fun?
>>336547280
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UV2eMu56d0
>>336547280
only the best for you, anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_xeqt9l5FQ
>>336547934
Nope, players get matched within a level and weapon upgrade range.
>>336521149
good one
>>336521149
>that ending
>>336546748
I actually didn't get the Storm Ruler because I didn't know, and I had missed Siegward's cell until after I beat Yhorm, so I fought him like that.
It's a fun fight. Really fucking long and grueling, but cool. Especially since I used a shorter weapon that couldn't reach his head. You can stagger him into the critical position by hitting his arms.
16ers are fucking pathetic
>>336550062
wrong thread?
>>336540071
Because he only had one wotg
Is Vitality worth as a Bonus armor stat?
>>336546534
>someone else used the Lucerne as their blessed weap
Noice.
>>336519608
>ESPIRIT SOMBRE BANNI
>>336527068
what's that red orb thingy?
>>336553903
Signal that a blue sentinel / darkmoon is being summoned.
>>336530671
i didn't record it but this motherfucker threw me in the air with on of his swings and then kicked me off the edge as i came down.
not even mad, just impressed.
>>336517569
Pretty much my pvp experience.
>>336530089
I used the dried hand
>>336554162
That looks even worse than PvP in Dark Souls 2
Someone help me I want to make a Pyro build.
Do I really go for a Pyro class?
What's the sword that I should be using?
>Graphics card crashed on Deacon of the memes
>Summon a player to kill it fast and try to prevent it from happening again
>He dies pretty much instantly
What is wrong with these people?
>>336554431
>dying at the deacons
>at all
Jesus what the fuck, I've never seen or heard that
>>336554495
NG+7 deacons can kill your pretty fast.
>>336554630
You're on NG+7? What's your SL? I'm almost to NG+3 left myself at Sl 120.
>>336533464
I remember there was a bug in DaS2 for a time where summons/invaders could loot some actual monster drops that were meant to only drop for the host
I once invaded some guy in Heide's tower of flame right when he killed the non respawning hammer knight and looted his estus reinforcing ash
>>336554728
Also still at SL 120
>>336554887
Aah, how long does it take to kill a black Knight?
>>336527486
>tfw using +9 caestus to poise through an attack and then combo enemies until death
>some survive and try to run away to take a sippy
>throw daggers at them to win
pvp in this game is too easy.
>>336554162
average_pvp_encounter.webm
>>336527486
>claymore
>bad
What kind of idiot made this list?
>>336556497
this video became real in the strangest way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ubIE5OEqvo
>>336554495
I didn't notice what was making me cursed the first time.
>>336537740
literally crying
>>336537958
>>336537740
Should be a darkmoon that's the old man, the pain is real for us
yknow im fat
im fat
shaboopie
>>336556990
never seen that before, pretty neat
>>336553051
>>336519608
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>>336558076
that's good
>>336558701
holy fuck i need that squat i wanna slav it up
>>336559027
you get it from______________________Patches
>>336559027
Get the tower key m8
Seems like for PvE large heavy infused weapons deal nearly identical damage to heavy infused smaller weapons with the added bonus of eating 50-70% of your stamina per swing.
Am I doing something wrong?
>>336559893
git gud
get lmao box
>>336559893
No, that is pretty much correct, which is why straight swords, hand axe, are the most powerful weapons. We can only hope it gets patched to be more balanced, one day.
>>336522349
Because internet.
>>336523738
Certain premade chocolate milk is good. Rutters, for example. It's like the creamy base for rich chocolate ice cream. It's that good.
Are the drang maces the tightest shit or what?
>>336532046
fucking kek
>>336559236
You have to get pretty lucky for that attack to work. The wind up is soooooo slow.
>>336517569
no pvp fight but this shit is too damn funny, best part is at the end
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cv2g6C4LnT0
>>336546969
postbuild
>>336518804
>video at 360p
not sure if this is an very old vid or someone has a shit tier recording device