>"badass" character
>rarely speaks
>wears a mask with a skull on it
>uses a sniper rifle
>Furry
back to /co/
>>336482026
What?
>>336481914
literally me
>>336482026
that's sandy from spongebob you dork.
>>336481914
too bad emile uses a blade
>>336482026
>>336482026
Found the literal baby who was either under a rock or wasn't born when spongebob was the king of cartoons
>>336484569
>>336483017
>>336484569
You took the bait
>>336481914
Fuck You! Keegan is the best bro in CoD Ghosts.
>>336481914
>>uses a sniper rifle
That only applies to Sev though.
The edgy silent type usually carries a rifle.
>>336484692
>m-merely pretending
>"cool" aggressive type
>uses pistol
>possibly dual wields them
>leader archetype
>extremely boring and generic brown-haired white dude with stubble
>uses an assault rifle with minimal attachments
>pristine uniform
>>336486365
>also carries a katana
>wields it exclusively with a reverse grip
>has a dash attack where they pass through the enemy who then drops dead
>cool guy doesn't turn around
>>336486365
>edgy agressive type
>uses knives and/or shotguns
>likes it up close and personel kid
>>336486937
That guy that threw away the jacket has remembered the basics of cqc
>>336487438
Close Quarter Cringe?
>>336487490
>androgynous staff wielding healer
>just wants to "help" everyone
>stares at the hero with a longing expression when they think no one is looking
>>336486937
link to full video?
>badass main character
>long hair
>overcoat
>combat boots
>dual wields pistols
>2 edgy 4 u
>>336487569
I fucking hate Chili-dogs man
>>336487728
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_8tGC9UEKE
>>336487914
MODS
>>336487914
Psssh...nothin personnel kid: The Character
>"badass" character
>deep dark sob story past
>may or may not include token morality pet
>"Cool" character
>Uses a katana in a setting that is predominantly guns
>Name is an adjective
>Has a raspy voice
>Refers to others as weaklings, talks about honor and strength
>>336486196
>filming with your camera instead of capturing
Why did normalfags steal our spongebob memes, /v/?
>>336487793
Is that dog ok?
spongebob fucking sucks
>generic "knightly" character
>wears a helmet while fighting to protect his head
>seeks honorable advancement through fair and justly combat
>is carrying a token of his ladylove to remind him of home
>wields a stout sort of quality steel
>stands for Honor, Justice, and trustworthiness
I've never actually played a genuinely good character, everyone is a fucking gray blob these days.
>>336488220
Psssh....nada niño personales
>>336488675
>what is warband?
>character that thinks their hot shit
>dies seconds later to either a trap or a normal enemy
>>336488675
>I've never actually played a genuinely good character
i thought that that was because people get confused and angry at 'moral choices' in games, and because video game writers are complete hacks
i honestly remember spendling like half an hour going back and forth with a guy who seemed genuinely upset that 'non-lethal' was an option in the Deus Ex series, because it 'wasn't efficient'. y'know instead of viewing it as a challenge, or a way of playing as an Adam who wouldn't kill without provocation or whatever, it just wasn't efficient because a superpowered badass cyber-dude would be all about shanking other dudes and shit just because.
>>336489146
I actually like that one
>tomboy character
>short hair
>small breasts
>uses her bare fists/kicks people
>always talking about food somehow or another
>always getting into an argument with another party member
>>336488957
his Mexican VA also did the voice of Buzz Lightyear
>>336488296
>Have we have, two
>One, can slice
>The other, can slice
Holy fuck those commas. I'm fucking triggered.
>>336488220
*teleports behind you*
*pisses all over your feet*
Pissssh..... nothin' pissonnel kid.
>>336488220
Even his boots are angry
>>336489146
>>336489260
this doesn't do anything for me. someone said yes, this is ok, this is what i want the character to do. that character says he is a big guy, but then he falls down a cliff and dies. it seems like a really hacky way of saying 'man that guy who just died was an asshole, remember this is why you're supposed to dislike him'.
>>336489510
this is what happens when you internalize 'commas represent pauses in speech' instead of 'commas represent separate concepts and ideas in speech'. english might not be that person's first language, or maybe they just ate too many paint chips as a child
>>336488957
This should have been his standard. I can literally tolerate edge if it's comically dressed up.
>>336489596
*teleports infront of you*
Want to see how hard i can pee?
>>336489146
>character is supposed to be the Chosen One
>everyone follows him and believes that he will save the day
>he turns out to be a huge coward and is useless
>the underdog main character then has to save the day in his place and becomes the hero
What games do this? The only one I can think of is pic related
>foreign character
>blonde hair and blue eyes
>he/she is a prince/princess of their foreign country
>>336488296
I wish I had a katana to play around with at my desk
>>336489596
How would that be in any way helpful?
>>336489791
Well then your enemy has to go change their socks, which is a lengthy process.
>>336488220
>>336488957
>>336489596
>>336489705
>hotblooded, maybe a bit stupid but well meaning protagonist
>either super successful rival or super serious best friend character who possibly facepalms or adjusts their glasses at the protagonist's stupidity
>childhood friend and / or love interest girl
>>336489658
>says he's a big guy
>doesn't get shot and subsequently thrown out of a plane
>>336489952
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UUza1ZxcRh
>character has an edgelord hairstyle in the second game
>still the same goofy blockhead he was in the first game
>>336488675
I kind of miss playing as straight up good guys
>>336490049
people would get really really angry online that someone said a meme they recognized in a video game
this is because memes are bad and illegal and the only place memes are allowed is on four chan, namely the sad frog meme and the feels guy meme, because the other memes (like the troll face meme) are used by people the other people on four chan don't like
Snipers don't speak because snipers have the highest PTSD rates. He's dead inside.
The mask is coping mechanism. If he depersonalizes himself from his enemies, he tricks himself into thinking his victims don't blame him.
The silent masked sniper is a sad, broken man, and pretty much the farthest thing from "badass".
>>336490189
>party member is a virginal priestess training to be a paladin in her order
>as part of her training she took a vow of chastity
>to romance her you have to convince her to break her vow, which would mean she can never go back and finish her training
>asks you to go with her to the church so he can be honorably released from her training
>bang her that night
>once it's done you have the option to dump her on the spot because you just wanted to fuck her, so she threw her whole life away for one dicking
>if you do it she runs away in tears and leaves the party
>edgy female character
>talks like a sailor
>dual wields swords and has a penis
>>336490359
>troubled brooding edgelord
>probably an alcoholic too
I wish this crap ended
>evil character realizes the error of his ways and joins your party
what are some games that do this?
>>336481914
>>336490357
>baneposting
>not the epitome of memery
Hotheads keep moving
>>336490747
>evil character turns out to be an enslaved good guy
>you're so evil that you turn him into your own slave
>he constantly asks you to end his suffering
>you won't
>>336490478
how the fuck do you stare in spanish?
>>336490778
THATS NOT A SKULL
thats a handprint
>>336490747
>good character realizes the error of his ways and joins your minions
>>336481914
Wearing masks is a litmus test for being a faggot.
>>336490972
Jade Empire?
>>336490465
What fucking game? That's cruel.
>>336490994
Lazily
>character wields katana
>looks badass
Oh boy edgemeister here we go.
>is actually fucking awesome
God damn you Jetstream Sam.
>>336490747
Advance Wars: Dual Strike.
>>336490465
>female
>paladin
Dumb bitch got what was coming to her.
>>336490778
but sev speaks a lot, especially with scorch. he also makes silly remarks
>>336491050
What about these motherfuckers
>>336491050
Nice meme
>>336491373
how are they not faggots
>>336491358
>hey sev, how many have you got today psycho?
>more than you wise guy
>character is a total bro
>he's one of the enemies you face
>He is completely miserable and doesn't want to fight you
>>336491050
Says the man called "Anonymous".
>>336491428
They fuck shit up
>>336481914
>the most boring female character
>ends up being the protags love interest
>>336492264
>everyjrpg
>>336491543
>not trading bantz with your clone vat bro
https://youtu.be/dKUpV9Jbrxw?t=71
![anime-girl[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fEzsMoe.jpg "anime-girl[1].jpg")
>>336481914
almost
>"smart" guy
>posts on /v/
>>336487930
why would you bring this upon us?
>>336492628
thats not a mask silly
>>336488220
God Overwatch really has poorly thought out character designs.
>>336485994
Why did we leave him behind?! I will always hate that game for that!!
"I love that crunchy sound they make when they die."
He didn't have a skull on his helmet though senpai
>>336490994
from the other side of the wall.
>he's fast
"american" character
>always hamburgers
>wears a gun with a McDonalds on it
>it aint me starts playing
>>336492941
We should build a wall between /pol/ and the rest of the chan and make /pol/ pay for it.
>>336491881
2deep4me
>>336493193
>wears a gun
>>336493193
>it aint me starts playing
Ren-chon is japanese though
>>336490994
With a Spanish accent
>demolitions expert
>7 feet tall
>meat mountain
>beard
>either latino or black, guaranteed
>>336484569
>Found the literal baby who was either under a rock
Well then he'd know Patrick, so Sandy by association
>"big guy" character
>wears a mask
>nobody cared who he was until he put it on
>has a plan
>doesn't involve survivors
>is large in comparison to other characters
>>336491728
>join arena
>champion there is a total bro and is friendly to everyone
>you become friends with him
>he calls himself a prince but no one believes it
>he asks you to go find his lost family diary so he can prove that he is in fact a prince
>he teaches you some cool moves if you do
>find out his family was a family of vampires
>give him the book
>he's super happy about finally learning his family history and teaches you the moves right away
>he starts reading
>his smile and optimism instantly fade away as he finds out his family were a bunch of evil vampires n shit and he's a vampire prince
>he becomes super depressed and practically begs you to kill him when you finally fight him for the championship title
>main character loves eating and doesn't take anything seriously
I hate this one the most.
>>336493561
Either that or spazzy and hyperactive skeleton manlet
>>336493561
Vinny would like a word with you
>>336492941
underrated post
>>336493898
>spazzy and hyperactive skeleton manlet
Sounds like a bro
Game?
>>336494003
Ziggs from League
Not a manlet but Junkrat from overwatch hes quite fun desu
>>336493561
>demo expert
>not a stereotypical russian
Explain yourself tovarish
>>336493561
>either latino or black, guaranteed
>not a pissed off Irishman
Duck, you sucker!
>>336493904
I love that Turkish bastard, and I am happy he got his flower shop.
>>336494465
OF COURSE THE IRISH GUY IS THE BOMBER, YOU RACIST FUCK
>>336493747
You forgot
>doesn't approve of shopting someone before throwing them out of a plane
>>336492808
Hence the almost.
>>336490357
>I'm shittalking the place I visit for fun every week
What the fuck are you doing with your life?
How miserable do you have to be?
>>336493561
>7 feet tall
>latino
>merchant character
>refuses to help and will inlew jew you out throughout the game
>always in safe zones
>gets to places faster than you can, without having to fight enemies
>Ultimate badass vampire
>Doesn't drink blood because he promised
>Is super weak and wont let me help
>>336494870
Fuck you Fenrich you pretended to die and made me feel really sad
>>336494808
He's from the future
They had to be this big to climb better
>butler character
>refuses to make you a sandwich
>>336494870
>vampire who doesn't drink blood
Shittiest meme
Mr. Psssshnothinpersonnelkid and Ms. Owtheedge had sex, and here's their cringeworthy daughter.
http://fairy-fencer-f.wikia.com/wiki/Ethel
>that personality
>that status
>that everything
>>336495028
Fuck you anon
>>336493237
Or you should just go back to l.ed.dit.
>>336489715
Ratchet and Clank kind of does it with Captain Quark
>>336489715
Never liked this game.
The TV show solidified that dislike.
>>336495028
Would you make me a sandwich?
>Sci-fi / fantasy setting
>Proud honourable noble savage warrior race
>>336495138
But them legs!
>>336495387
>Proud honourable noble savage warrior race
>Even though they're proud and honorable and all that shit outside of battle, they're still windy, spindly little fuckers in battle who dose up on a cocktail of drugs and go apeshit
>>336495283
>>336495138
>Ethel is the only female fencer to have Unbreakable King as her battle theme. All the other fencers with Unbreakable King are male.
Clearly a tranny.
>>336492462
I know this is /v/ and not /a/, but you might as well have added
>every haremshit
>>336490465
>paladin
>getting convinced to do the opposite of what they believe in
>women being this dumb
>>336489146
>dies a to a trap
kek
>>336481914
>>336487346except Emile was actually a total bro
>If a character (main character or otherwise) is serious and stoic he/she is accused of having autism or being a edgelord
>But if said character is instead happy and hotblooded they are accused of being stupid or immature
Is there no middle ground?
>>336496281
A character who is angry but rational
>>336495138
>Specialties: Killing
>Hobby: Killing
>Likes: Killing and eating
>Dislikes: No interest in things other than killing
>>336496281
Make the character a self insert vessel who's opinions are always your opinions.
>>336486561
my nigga
>>336496253
>keeps trying to snipe with a shotgun
I'd rather take Kat and her awful driving
>>336495445
Stop (or at least try to) thinking with your dick.
>>336496387
Yeah, that was basically my face when a former weeb friend told me she was in his vidya harem.
>>336481914
>mascot characters
>>336481914
>Male MC always a knight
>Obligitory first party member who is female is always the caster/rogue
>>336489715
Why the fuck did they make a show out of this again?
>>336496563
Gook games have horrid mascot characters
What kind of literal autists thinks they're ever OK?
>>336496695
Pic related is a good mascot character.
>>336493867
This is the best trait if the protagonist is silent
>>336492087
Yeah, and real faggots fucked up western society. Your point?
>fat
>don't run too fast
>faster than me
>>336497049
Does mom know you say bad words on the internet, young sir? 12 year olds like you shouldn't be saying those things.
>>336486561
>pristine uniform
No homo, but I get a boner when I see it in vidya.
>>336497049
The Greeks and Romans did pretty gay shit, your point?
>>336496253I personally liked Jorge as a bro better, but Emile was cool too, yeah. I'm a sucker for the "gentle giant" archetype.
>mfw his sacrifice seemed heroic and manly
>mfw seeing the enemy fleet leaving slipspace right after the frigate blew up, making his death fucking useless
>>336488447
i like it i think it adds something to it
*teleports in front of you*
"ill get u next time, kid"
*teleports away*
>>336497082the Songa girlfriend for Teddy
>>336496628
Money.
>>336489764
>Every jrpg/anime ever
>brazilian character
>talks using rhimes while wearing sandals
>is either a capoeira master or jiu jitsu's
>>336493237
>>336494808
Why do you do this to me anon
>>336497904
DING DING I TOOK THIS ROUND
>>336489596
*its a hologram*
>>336489370
Who does this? I've never seen it before, or at least I forgot.
Usually they like to depict tomboy characters with long hair, big breasts, and tall.
>characters' only purpose is to be killed edgily
>>336482026
>>336498307
every side character in Aot?
>>336490640
>Max Payne
>Adam Jensen
>Raiden????
But those are the only fun games
>>336496561
My dick happens to be very smart, good day sir.
>>336498263
not him but he's pretty obviously talking about chie
>>336482026
>bad ass character
>intelligent, nihilistic abd a wicked sense of humor
> Black character uses explosives and/or machine guns
> Leader uses assault rifle or SMG, usually a P90
> Sniper is an asshole
> Engineer is warm and kind
> Grunts have tactical chest carriers
>>336498465
Oh, never played those type of games. Usually see them on sale at Steam. Worth it?
>>336498639
persona's not nor will it ever be on steam, but even still, no
>>336488453
yes
>>336498635
whats wrong with tactical chest carriers
>>336493193
Name one game
>>336498726
>implying everyone isn't equipped with carriers
>>336498803
Not him, but...
>plays a game about combat and tactical shit
>complains about tactical carriers in a shooter
Kill yourself. Also /k/ is a fun board.
>>336498726
Grunts are unlikely to have chests big enough to need carriers
That's for fanservice lolis
>>336489146
>not understand the difference between there, their, and they're
Savage.
ghost from call of duty is the only character i can think of
>>336498803
Was that an insult? /k/ is a decent board
>>336498960
Are you autistic?
>character is generic
>wears standard armor and clothing
>uses standard sensible weapons
>wears a gas mask and helmet or full protective helm depending if it's fantasy or scifi/modern
>doesn't talk much and when he does its mission relevant
>accomplishes task with efficiency and little personal emotional involvement
My favorite characters, I'm thinking of one in particular. Can you anons guess who?
>Tank character
>Big
>Dumb
>From an obscure country
>>336492264
What is Sumia in FE:A?
>XD IM CLUMSY
>>336499260
The players character in every FPS ever created?
>>336499260
GET OUT OF HERE STALKER.
>>>/k/
No seriously, /k/ loves that game.
>>336487614
>Healer ends up just being a slave to cock
>>336499260
Ah, the silent protagonists. The favorite character everyone loves to be, but not so much be around.
>>336489715
Oblivion
Kinda
>>336499268
>probably russian
>speaks in broken english
>never not yelling
>>336499260
Gordon Freeman?
>>336498593
I want to say Deadpool, but his sense of humor isn't that wicked.
I guess the Postal guy or something.
>>336498984
Unatco
>female
>sniper
Guaranteed to be the most popular edgelord character in any game ever. Infact, any game with sniper rifles makes me cringe my teeth out which is 99% of the shooters out there. Fucking hate the edgemaster sniper characters and the autistic 10 year olds that play with such characters.
>>336492264
>>336499789
No, Savage.
>>336499338
Actually no, but I can see why you would guess that.
>>336499392
Close, you hit all the marks, almost. Still I love Stalker
>>336499485
The silent protag is my favorite I will admit. Well semi silent. It's honestly one of the reasons I liked halo. But Halo isn't the game.
Here's a hint, it's a named character, he is considered he go to man for dangerous missions. The team that goes with him always have various "hardcore" personalities and all end up dying horribly while he, being the only sensible military esq guy. Survives. He works for an organization, but it's not a military or government.
If it's not obvious by now I don't know how much more I can make it.
>>336481914
You dont Talk shit about Ghost faggot
>>336488957
KEK
>>336498898
>>336499067
not meant as an insult
only a joke
i'm a fellow kommando myself
>>336498593
Me desu senpai
>>336488957
Pssh...Nada personal chavo*
FTFY
>>336499937
is it the protag from hl opp force?
>"badass" character
>can't speak
>wears a mask bulletproof vest
>never loses
>>336499502
Martin Septim was never intended to be a badass hero though. Don't know who else you could be referring to.
>>336490189
i love you
>silent protag
>everyone treats him as badass/a good character
FUCK YOU GORDAN FREEMAN
>>336500324
>"badass" character
>can't speak
>wears a mask
>bulletproof vest
>never loses
?
>>336489715
My negro.
Best song comin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InmIDMzapdA
>"badass" character
>thinks he's really tough
>dies begging like a bitch to another poser
>nice character
>turns out they're the biggest baddest motherfucker around
>>336499861
Do you faggots even know what the buzzwords yoz spout mean?
>>336500242
Nope but that's almost right. The answer is.
Hunk
>>336496253
>>336487346
>>336497329
>get's impaled through the chest with an energy sword
>I'M READY, HOW 'BOUT YOU?
>just fucking turns around and shanks the 3 zealots who ambushed him before dying
>>336499746
>Deadpool
>Intelligent
>Wicked
>Nihilistic
He's just a dudebro who cracks jokes because his life is fucking terrible
I don't think the Postal Dude gives a shit either way about that's happening in his life he just goes with it so it fits slightly
>cute bowlcut sword wielding girl character
>serious, dedicated personality
>gradually loosens up as the story goes along
>[/spoiler]isn't the love interest[/spoiler]
>cowardly/asshole character
>he dies in the beginning of the game for abandoning his comrades
>>336499260
My main man Shephard?
>obvious, stereotypical, scheming traitor
>betrays everyone
>>336501321
>cowardly/asshole character
>he makes it to the very end of the game by fucking over everyone that helped him and siding with the bad guy
>you finally get to kill him at the end
>>336501606
>other characters point out he's untrustworthy
>MC dismisses them without a second thought
>>336488220
Reaper is a qt
>>336501839
gay
>Characters appears badass and uses dual revolvers
>The more you progress the more you learn they are pretty chill
>To the point where seeing them go badass actually feels good
What game does this?
>>336499937
Oh, so it's HUNK? Because he's shown his face and of the few things he says in the entire franchise, they'ren ot particularly mission relevant.
>>336501753
>as you defeat him, he starts begging for his life
>you kill him without a second thought
>>336501839
>shadbase
Fuck off Shad.
>>336500638
>can't speak
i wish
>>336488296
AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>rent
dis kant be real
i don habeb it
>>336501839
Fucking Shad
>>336493904
>boom there goes the chinese laundry
what did he mean by this?
>Dumbass character
>Pretends that they're smart
>They do something smart later in the game
>They feel proud of themselves, saying that they were smart the entire time
>They get shot down almost immediately afterwards, turns out that they got extremely lucky, they're still an idiot
>Character seems useless but very chill
>Turns out they've been pulling strings in the background and acting like badasses off screen to set up things so that the MC can be the one that gets the glory and respect that fulfills their story
>character leaves without a word after they're satisfied that the MC's story has ended happily even if theirs didn't
>>336499260
My main man HUNK?
Why do the edgelord characters always use stupidly oversized swords?
>>336502740
>Hakumen
>Edgelord
that's not how it works
>>336501112
I don't remember it that way
>pops out of the turret, shotguns one
>other grabs his shotgun, he beats it to death with said shotgun
>last one during the struggle comes up behind him, stabs him, Emile goes full rage mode and screams "I'm ready (to die)! How about you!" And shanks the fuck out of the elite with his kukri before hey tumble off together.
God that game was depressing, I felt so bad for noble team, except Kat. I loved how they tried to make her death sudden and tragic when she was a cunt the entire time. That doesn't mean she deserves to die, but it doesn't make me really feel anything at her death.
"I may not have the fire power, but Iv got the mass. Carter out."
>>336499260
>Main Villain of the game
>Tells you why fighting him is bad for everyone
>Offers to just defuse the situation entirely so he can fulfill his goal with no violence at all
>If you take him up on it there's no final boss and you just get an ending
>on NG+ you find out he was fucking with you
>>336499260
Nomad from Crysis.
>>336501753
>cowardly/asshole character
>goes out like a fucking badass
Must have happened at least once.
>Character dresses badly, even for JRPG standards
>Uses a Scythe
>Combat style consists of *teleport behind you* into *freeze time and kill you with solidified evil*
>Is just some dweeby bumbler
>Genuinely one of the nicest guys in the game.
