IT GOT WORSE
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IT GOT WORSE
Just kill it already f am
>>336417107
Are they doing this intentionally at this point?
>>336417107
DONT TALK TO ME OR MY SON EVER AGAIN
>>336417107
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAUY1J8KizU
>>336417107
>spyro
>cynder
>sparx
>malefor
Who's next in the line for getting shit redesigns?
>>336417425
Cynder and Malefor were always shit. The only good Spyro games were the first three.
>>336417107
Spyro doesn't even need Brendan Fraser hair or bloodshot eyes. Just the sight of him now is like... it's enough on its own. You feel pity from the deepest depths of your heart, not just for actual Spyro fans, but for creative integrity as a whole.
Nothing is sacred. There is no God.
>>336417395
There it is.
>>336417107
I'm genuinely impressed.
Its terminal. Nothing we can do.
Pull the plug.
>>336417107
Is.. is that supposed to be a Baby or a Chibi?
Cause both are horrifying ideas.
>>336417754
I WANT TO BUT THE PLUG HAS BEEN NAILED INTO THE WALL
>>336417107
ocdonutsteel
>>336417425
Hunter probably
>>336419420
way ahead of you
Huh
>>336419519
>not enjoying hunter's dotd design
Be glad he hasn't gotten skylandered yet
>>336419724
DELETE THIS
>>336420048
I don't get why they made LoS canonical to Skylanders.
Wouldn't it make more sense to base Spyro off of the originals, which were more cartoony and were actually well received?
>>336418350
>metal slug 2 character select.jpg
>That time Spyro killed an infant
>When it was released in 2002, Spyro: Enter the Dragonfly was panned by critics who accused it of offering a choppy frame rate, buggy gameplay, lengthy load times, and a dull story. Last month, the game received a more serious knock against it, as a New York woman whose infant suffered a grand mal seizure while playing Enter the Dragonfly filed suit against Vivendi Games, Sierra Entertainment, Sony Computer Entertainment America, and a defunct rental store called Hiawatha Video.
http://www.gamespot.com/articles/vivendi-sony-sued-over-epileptic-seizure/1100-6168230/
>>336420234
>tlos canonical to skylnders
Impossible, Malefor's backstory in that image is stupidly fucked up compared to his lore in TEN
>Spyro: DotD
>malefor defeated
>spyro and cynder emerge victorious
>prolonged exposire to the earth's core and convexity caused them to go through genetic mutations to become what they are now
>too scared to show their faces
>find old portal leading to skylands and take it
>subtly join the skylanders, keeping their old names
>years pass, malefor eventually manages to escape the core
>develops steampunk warfare, explaining the armor he's wearing
>goes to war to finish what he started
>without spyro or cynder, the world quickly comes under his rule
>eventually learns of spyro's whereabouts
>travels to skylands to kill the dragon who imprisoned him
>Skylanders: Return of the Dragon King
Whenever Malefor said that he and Spyro fought before, but Spyro saying he never remembered anything of the sort, he actually did remember fighting him. He was just trying to deny his past actions, now only wanting to be known as a skylander
>This is what Spyro is now
Fucking why. They were making money off the toys alone. They don't need to slap his face on the brand to drag him through the dirt any more. Just let him go already for fuck sake.
>>336417395
I came into this thread to say this.
>>336417107
are you sure it's real? this can't fucking be real right? the even worse design looks kinda shooped; there's a seam in the middle
pretty sure the right is a different character
still awful
>>336417107
>makes more money than all your favorite niche games combined
>Fico Ossio, IDW comic artist of Skylanders, used references of Malefor's design from The Legend of Spyro: Dawn of the Dragon to help him create Malefor's redesign and equipped him with armor and a steam punk vibe. He did this according to the concept given to him by Activision and IDW.[2]
>Sometime after losing Cynder to the Skylanders, Malefor set his sights on a powerful sorceress named Hex and sought to capture her to learn the secrets of her powers and use them for his own evil ends. In response to being hunted, Hex confronted the Undead Dragon King in the underworld depths, and after a lengthy battle, she successfully defeated Malefor, nearly destroying him. It was believed that the evil dragon was finished off for good, but in reality he went into hiding to recover from the injuries he received from his battle with Hex. During the years of his recovery, Malefor plotted for revenge on those who wronged him. A suit of steampunk armor was built to help patch his battered body together, giving him mechanical wings and a tail in place of the ones he had lost. This not only helped Malefor recover, but also provided him to use his armor for protection and as a weapon for future use.
>After centuries of lurking in the caves of the Cadaverous Crypts as a shadow of his former self, Malefor came to a distressed fairy named Calliope and struck a deal with her that he would help the fairy find her lost family if she did what the Dragon King wanted.[1] Calliope agreed to the deal, and the evil dragon ordered the fairy to steal the powers of Spyro, Cynder and Hex, unaware of the dark intentions Malefor had planned.
http://skylanders.wikia.com/wiki/MaleforStorytime when?
>>336420048
haha is this bleedman?
>>336420380
Regardless, they're digging up LoS characters for no real reason.
The kiddies who play Skylanders probably didn't play LoS, so there's no nostalgia value here.
Most people who played LoS don't give a shit about Malefor since he's just another ancient evil.
The 5 people who do give a shit about Malefor are going to get triggered.
Are they just not allowed to acknowledge the originals?
>>336421058
>used references of malefor's design
meanwhile the entire lore behind him was thrown out the fucking window
>>336417107
just let him die
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSpxiU6xwUg
>>336420904http://pastebin.com/CnRjRcKa
>In years there will be an entire generation who will feel nostalgic about Skylanders
>They will have Skylander nostalgia discussion on /v/
>Some of them will Skylander art on Deviantart and even a couple of lewds
>They will complain about the point where "Skylanders was ruined" and how the new installments "ruined their childhood"
>>336421287
This game looks so fucking bad how do people play this
>>336420904
Wait.Is that a barneyfag pic? I legit didn't know. Just saved it on the grounds it was Spyro art.
Still, if that is the case. No worries, I hear he's finally called it quits.
>>336421692false alarm. The picture was made months before the episode aired.
>>336417495
Nah, only the first was good. The 2nd was mediocre, and the 3rd was terrible.
The first is still one of the best 3d platformers ever made though. Better than anything on N64 except for Mario 64.
>>336417107
That's a fucking Skylanders sidekick called Spry. Fuck off, OP.
>>336419420
>Hunter, Elora, Moneybags, Bianca, and the YotD secondaries all get Skylandered
My childhood brought back, but as hideous abortions of their former selves... I won't know what to feel.
What happened to the cute little Spyro?
Why did he become an edgelord?
>>336421765
eat fresh
>>336422375
>Moneybags
Anon...
>>336417107
>Spyro is a much beloved property that has a huge following. We came up with the idea of using young Spyro
ook post the exodia already
>>336417425
Sparxs is in skylanders?
>>336417395
Wife's son*
>>336417107
Looks like /v/ got its own JUST and "Don't talk to me or my wifes son ever again"
>>336425596
Not as bad as i thought
>>336421765
Can you make one with the "A Deal's a deal" girl in the reflection instead?
>>336422471
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING?
>>336424990
Is it bad if I...
>>336425271
>tfw /pol/ corrupts a meme and then thinks they came up with it
>>336426847
>he says about a meme tumblr made
>>336421568
the new generation of /v/ users making thread about halo/ call of duty aren't really much different
>>336421903
>The 2nd was mediocre
How can someone be so wrong? The 2nd is objectively the best game in the series.
>>336417636
Came in to this thread to say this
>>336422490
You did not just post that reaction image
>>336421903
All three were gr8, but 1 was something unique. I wish more games had ``wide-linear'' level design, plus that verticality. The world doesn't just exist on a flat plane.
>>336417107
AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHH
post yfw you only played the first three spyros back then
>>336428597
Played a bit of Hero's Tail too, but it was decent compared to the other post-Insomniac shit
>>336420250
KEK/10
>>336421765
What? It's just a regular boxa-- OH MY GOODNESS!
Are the LoS games worth emulating?
>>336430000
I'm crashing this thread.
WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>336430000
>>336431725
The GETpocalypse is upon us
>>336421686
Children play this. But this is /v/ so you're right.
>>336417723
But he's right. What other good game spyro has besides the psx trilogy?
>>336421287
JUST
>>336431725
It can't be...
I need a 20 to stabilize this thread
We need a reset button. Not just for video games, but for the entire human race. Humanity needs to start over so we can prevent this type of shit before it even happens. Too much has been lost.
>>336431725
>600kb
ya fucked up.
so close to perfection though.
>>336417107
Is he just gonna get younger until he's an egg with legs?
>>336433671
imagine going back in time ten years and warning everyone how bad things were going to getmaybe they did, and we just didn't notice...
>>336433671
RETURN TO THE PAST, NOW!
