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>>336402092
give me box
>>336402092
the potion sounds tempting, but I wouldn't risk it because I would most likely die like a faggot, perhaps with the exception of MGQ
so the Box is
>>336402092
Always the box
>>336402092
WHAT'S IN THE BOX
box, all other answers are too boring
i would take the risk of destroying the hourtglass so it can never be flipped
The box.
Or all of them
>>336402092
give me the box
>>336402092
>Potion
HERE COMES MY DICK
I already have the crystal brain so I'll go with the box
Box pls
BOX
O O
XOB
>>336402092
Magic potion, bring me to morrowind.
>>336402092
I'll be safe and just take the hourglass
>>336402092
the hourglass obviously. Immortality that doesn't really last forever since you can just flip it and die
>le ebin box xD
flaming sword
>>336402092
taking the box is part of the plan
choose wiselier
>>336402092
what happens if the hourglass is put in a 0g enviroment
>>336402092
box
What's the downside to the hourglass or the potion? For the hourglass if you get bored of immortality you can choose to die. And why would you want to get out of the world that you personally picked?All of you are gonna pick Pokemon for the world anyways.
>>336402891
Is this like pokemon?
>>336402092
>Make a flame proof holder for your sword.
>Make the holder double as a piesoelectric generator so that the heat from the sword generates electricity
The sword is the obvious choice here.
>>336402891
D because fast
>>336402417
>tfw you instantly are teleported into the path of one of the vore monsters and die horribly
>>336403051
YES
>>336402092
I CHOOSE!THE BOX!
>five shitty things
>a box that could be ANYTHING
If you don't choose the box you have no love of life or mystery.
>>336402891
F is the obvious choice. It's attack can exceed the defence of any of the others while maintain a high defence itself.
>>336402891
At least use full version dude
>>336402092
I have constant headaches so gimme thw brain im used to the negative part by now
>>336402092
Whats in the booooox?
WHATS IN THE FUCKING BOXI hope is geckos
>>336402092
Hourglass.
Hourglass. Dying is fucking scary I don't care about the negatives just store it safely.
>>336402972
>Pokemon
>Not Legend of Zelda
>>336403051
COME ON
>>336402092
The hour glass.
Whit it, I can learn all the things, live enough to see flaming swords, and maybe get a gf.
>>336402891
E. Bulky attack shrimp is best shrimp
The hourglass. At least I can choose to end it whenever if shit goes south
>>336402092
Do I get jacked as fuck with the sword?
Strength persists even if I don't have the sword? e.g. leave it at home for work
THE BOX. THE BOX
>>336403145
ONE SHOT JOHNNY
>>336403335
WHAT'S IN THE BOX
>>336403335
OPEN IT
>>336403145
ONE SHOT JOHNNY
>>336403335
WEED
>>336403335
AAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>336402972
Pokemon is easily the best world to choose if you choose the potion.
>safe world where children can freely travel without supervision
>everyone is happy in some form or another
>pet fighting is legal and is an international sport
>almost everyone is attractive
>no minorities save a couple of token ones
>better tech than what we have currently
>can fuck gardevoirs
>>336403335
Fuck you faggot, just open the box already.
Alsoyou guessed it, VIDEO GAMES
>>336403335
I want the box God damn it
>>33640209
>potion
>New World in LR
>same as Earth, only difference is the XIII gang and meeting Caius when you die
Count me inI get to go find my shining Light!
>>336403335
Yeah, I want the box solely because none of the others are super appealing.
>>336402092
The Hourglass. It's the only one that lets you opt out/cancel the "drawback" at any time of your choosing. Once I get tired of seeing people die and the world age, I can just flip it and say "peace out" to let myself die.
>>336402972
Pokémon is obviously the best answer. You get to live in a fucking utopia where everyone's lives orbit around magical creatures (everyone does Pokémon-related things, nobody seems to work but society hasn't collapsed).
You get the chanco to have a Pokémon and go on adventure. Even if you don't become the champion or you can't get them all you get to experience a great adventure with your bros.
And the worst thing that could happen to you is black out and wake up automatically in a hospital that costs no money.
You just have to face some dipshits that try to take over the world once in a while, but if a 10 years old can take them down, eventually someone will.
It's the perfect choice. I'd get the potion
>>336403335
Come on Anon, don't leave us hanging!
>>336403509
JUST
GIVE
ME
THE
BOX
O
X
>>336403450
I was reluctant at first, but I thought pokemon, and its like I'm safe from any harm ever and I get to fuck sweet teenage trainer girls.
Regardless >>336403509 I PICK THE BOXXXXX
>>336403335
Enough tease Anon I need the box
>>336403509
ALLOHA AKUBARU!!!
>>336403509
JUST
>>336403450
This. It's pretty much just real life, but better in every way.
>>336402092
I already have headaches daily, gimme the brain.
>>336403530
>nobody seems to work
That's just incorrect, you can even visit office buildings with workers in them.
>>336403074
SHIIIEEET
>Flaming sword
I'll just properly store it in a fire place to keep warm during cold nights. Just gotta get flame resistant gloves.
>Crystal Brain
Headaches aren't worth it man.
>Potion
I'll go to Kirby's world. Then I can be super comfy
> Hourglass
When I get bored of immortality I'll just turn it over.
>GF
I'll make time for vidya.
>Box
NO
>>336403509
GIVE
ME
THAT
BOX
>>336403523
>>336403292
>>336403192
>>336403172
>>336402972
>>336402803
>choose hourglass
>think you've stored it safely
>freak accident earthquake/tornado flips it
>you die randomly not even knowing what happened
>>336402092
Why would I choose anything other than immortality?
>>336402092
>Rubs dick in lotion
>Drinks potion
>>336403509
GIVE ME THE FUCKING BOX
>>336403450
>Implying you won't get monkey pawed into the manga pokemon universe
>Implying a pack of Mightyena won't then rip you apart limb from limb while the alpha male rapes your boipussy
>>336402092
>Potion
>Monster Hunter
>get to hunt awesome monsters every day
>can't actually die because Felyne taxi service
>even getting slammed into a wall by a raging lightning ape only stuns momentarily, no lasting damage
>get to actually carve the specific drops that I want instead of relying on RNG all the damn time
>tons of sexy hunter girls craving dick 24/7
>>336403723
>Rubs dick in lotion
cutfag americans everyone
>>336402092
I once won a write-in contest for a local radio and they had a mystery box option for the prize. I could have won a backpack full of candy but chose the box.
In the box was a rock on a small stand. On the stand was written 'a piece of history'.
I will always regret picking the box.
>magic potion
>pokemon
>capture Palkia, Dialga any Giratina
>bend the universe to my will
>>336403683
>build big gyroscope housing
>can't flip it
>>336402092
Only the brain and potion are decent, hell the potion could essentially grant you other powers if you choose the right game.
>>336403642
>I'll make time for vidya.
That's not how it works. You will not have any time for vidya if you pick the gf.
>>336403758
manga isnt a game
it puts you into a GAME
COME ON MYSTERY BOX. I WANT MY GOAT TOWER
>>336403683
No, I only lose the effect of immortality. That's not dying. So if I age normally, and I'm old, I probably die. Otherwise I keep on going as usual. It offers some nice safety though.
>>336403626
Even the offices are Pokémon-related things. Battle office in Black/White, for example.
>>336403763
your ugly penis that terrifies women isn't self lubrication either Sven
>>336402092
Those items suck, pick lives /v/!
>>336403823
My life is already ruined with regret. It can't get any worse so let's go.
>>336403823
YES wait I get it
the box is cursed, you keep wanting it but it never reveals what it is
>>336403823
just open it
>>336403823
BOOOOOOOXXXXXXX
>>336403904
Fisher king remains the best choice possible
>>336403683
Flipping doesn't even kill you, it just makes you not immortal. You'd just notice you've started aging after a few months/years.
Objectively the hourglass is the correct choice.
You are literally able to choose when you die. If you're sad that others are dying around you, just flip the glass.
>>336403876
They are still working, and there are actual construction workers in some games.
>>336403904
Oh yeah I remember reading all of this.
All these lives suck. I'd rather live the shit life I have currently.
>>336403904
NO I WANT THE BOX
>>336403904
Reminder that Dominion is the best life out there.
>>336403764
Boxes are a scam. If you pick them it's rubbish, saving the company some money. If you don't pick them, they'll reveal what's in the box and it's always something huuge!
>>336404013
they're usually foremen ordering pokemon around to do the heavy lifting
>>336403823
MY DICK IS READY
>>336403784
There is lore, specifically in DP, explaining that it doesn't work that way, cmon now Anon
>>336403823
GIMME THE GODDAMN BOX
>>336403995
What if your life is shit and just stays shit for 100 years? What then? You just spent 100 years hoping your life would improve but it didn't instead of going to your favorite video game world.
>>336402092
But if the earth is spinning, the hourglass will inevitably be flipped over, on account of the earth being uspide down?
>>336403145
J O H N N Y
>>336403450
Objective truth
>>336402092
"The world of any game" is too vague. Will the content run out just like it does in the game? Sounds way too risky. I'd rather just pick the hourglass with no downsides.
>>336403823
You overkilled the joke. Good job
>>336402891
B because I like retards
>>336404167
You dragged it out to much and I don't care anymore
>>336404167
open it you bitch
>>336404167
I'VE ALREADY DECIDED ON THE BOOOOOOOOOOXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!
>>336404167
it's time to start reporting the posts
>>336404167
BOOOOOOX
>>336403145
i choose this cutie
>>336404167
BOX
>>336403964
this. Become the ultimate neet, learn to make waifu golems and spend eternity doing whatever.
If you're worried about being lonely, plant your house somewhere people can find it. Let them stay the night in exchange for stories.
>>336403904
>healer
>spirit will judge you
>if you havent helped anyone you get a shit life
>if you ruined other peoples lifes you dont get to reincarnate
How does that make any sense?
Not reincarnating > reincarnating into shit life
>>336404167
I will backtrace your IP and stick my dick in your mom's box if you don't open this shit right now
>>336404208
Oh yeah what if it just ends up being exactly like the game and nothing beyond it? You'd be trapped in VR playing one game for all eternity
>>336404167
Really pushing it now, man.
Get to the punchline.
>>336404167
JUST FUCKING OPEN IT
>>336403145
What's G speical?
>>336404278
>Not helping anyone = Shitty life
>Fucking up other people = no reincarnation
What's so hard to understand anon?
the box contains another box, we're getting memed
>>336402092
The gf;_;
box
i would catch on fire mid swing of the sword
>>336404407
it cool
>>336402891
F
Dat Defense.
>>336404167
Open it!!!
>>336404013
Construction "workers" that use Pokémon to do the hard work.
You have a fucking magical thing that can help you do the work in the bat of an eye. Do you have to carry a lot of weight? Go Machamp. Do you need help in constructing? There's a whole line for that: Timburr, Gurdurr and Conkeldurr.
Life would be easy as fuck. You could fly anywhere in seconds, energy wouldn't be a problem.
Fucking Pokémon man. Ain't gonna explain shit
>>336404278
If you reincarnate you'd have a chance to do better and get a better life next time
>>336404407
NO I WANT THE SWORD GIVE ME THE SWORD THE SWORD IS MINE
>>336404341
objectively better than default critter, valve pls nerf
>>336404407
You lost me. I'm out.
>>336404407
It was charming the first two times.
You've jumped the shark man
>>336402092
Why are these fucking options always so unbalanced? There's always one or two that are just infinitely better than the others, like the hourglass in this case.
>>336403904
There is literally no reason not to take Fisher King.
>>336404467
Science I want to see the universe.
>>336403145
Gimme my nigga 'the wall', F
>>336404407
Y... yes.
>>336404407
This isn't as funny as your seem to think it is
>>336404407
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>>336404406
So if I choose to just stay home and use the powers to heal papercuts and fix my PC I get reincarnated into a nigger in somalia forced to make shitty toys, essentially just suffering
BUT if I go outside and intentionally make other people suffer I don't have to suffer after death
It doesn't make any sense. Living a shit life is worse than not living at all.
>>336404589
Open the normal box.
>>336404467
What if I only have a husbando?
I have a question
What if I put the hourglass into extremely high earth orbit? Would the weightlessness mean that the hourglass can not be flipped?
>>336404589
Heres your you I can see this is going no where.
>>336404589
No!!!!!!!!!!
>>336404407
its all cool
>>336404467
ah shit I put the fucking wrong link in my post:
Take your pick again in the poll: http://www.strawpoll.me/7423145
>>336404589
FUCK
>>336404167
FUCKING OPEN IT
OPEN IT
P
E
N
I
T
>>336403904
Road Eternal or fisher king for me
>>336404589
Neat, I needed a box.
>>336404589
Open it
>>336404589
That's fine.
I can die peacefully knowing the mystery within the box.
>picking working relationship
>ever
You guys will never conquer Gaul
>>336404589
WHATS IN THE NORMAL BOX FGT
>>336404661
But what if I have a husbando and not a waifu?
>>336404371
Mind control
>>336404589
YESSSSSSSSS
>>336404661
Science I don't even need a robot waifu let me see the universe.
>>336404407
Nah you know what? Forget the box
>>336404589
What's in the normal box?
>>336404589
WHAT'S IN THE NORMAL BOX
>>336404467
only fags don't hit grey
>>336404589
u lil bich
>>336403904
Dominion as long as being king allows me to have my own harem of whatever women I want.
>>336404661
nanomachines son
>>336404589
OPEN THE NORMAL BOX!
>>336404751
>>336403145
G then I will be assuming direct control with how it looks
>>336404589
No this is bullshit anon you called it a mystery box if the mystery was that it was a normal box all along then it was never a mystery box and just a normal box all along so you fucking lied about the normal box by calling it a mystery box when it was just a box all along with no mystery in it now stop fucking around and gives us the real mystery box that you are fucking hiding.
Normal box is empty
>>336404589
WHATS INSIDE OF THE NORMAL BOX
>>336404467
gray
>>336403904
hmm escape, fisher king and healer sound cool.
>>336404661
Make everyone the little girl.
>>336404589
OPEN THE BOX.
Thanks for being patient
>>336403085
That's not even the worst thing that can happen to you. Quite a few of the bad ends are fates worse than death. I like MGQ, but I wish it didn't have such a collection of horribly depressing bad ends.
>it's an autistic manchildren get tricked episode
>>336404750
Then you are a gay piece of shit. Take the gray option for some sort of satisfaction.
Why would you pick anything other than immortality? You took the main drawback, never being able to kill yourself, and removed it.
>>336404962
Savage
>>336404967
i'm okay with this
>>336404962
rock beats fire though
>>336404962
holy shit
i wasnt ready for this image,nor the slight arousal it gave me.
>>336404967
fuck yes
>>336405051
Jasmine is a steel gym leader
>>336405051
Rock beats all it takes thousands of years for others to beat rock.
>>336405051
She uses steel pokemon
>>336404967
nice
>>336404967
Do I get the women attached to the banana?
If not that's cool that umbrella is way more awesome than that other shit I mean come on its a banana that is also an umbrella and if you get bored you can hide it on people and then would get all surprised when they try and eat it and then they use it and BAM! mother fucker 5 years back luck because they opened it indoors.
>>336404967
THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN THE OTHER OPTIONS
>>336404967
always wanted an umbrella
>>336403683
>live in reality
>you die
Wow, hourglass con is so awful. You mean I can die one day?
>>336402092
Why is the hourglass flip considered negative? You can bassically end the immortality if you grow tired of it.
>>336403764
That's just cruel. Since the other prize was candy, I'm assuming the contest was for kids. What a bunch of assholes.
>>336403904
Hunter. Dying while attempting to save the world from monsters is the only death I can accept
Skillset 1 I guess, because rule of cool
>>336404661
pink
lesbian orgies here I come
>>336405283
Because some other nigger could flip it if you used your immortality to rule the world or something.
It's a poor attempt to imitate the lich phylactery weakness
>>336405152
>>336405137
>>336405105
You see that steelix in the background?
>>336405349
>saying goodbye to your own penis
A better button would be everyone is a woman but you tbqh senpai.
>>336405328
well I mean if everyone here got one, we could probably revive the multiplayer scene, could be fun for a while
>>336405440
And you see the giant pack of Houndooms looking at a dead Steelix?
What's it going to be /v/?
>>336402092
>Make a game where you're given everything plus another magic potion.
>drink potion
>>336405328
I'd much rather have the umbrella
>>336405328
Cue Price is Right horn
>>336403904
Definitely road eternal or hunter for me
Nakama and fisher king are the worst ones
>>336405394
>>336405394
You'd just need to git gud at hiding your philactery
>>336404967
>banana umbrella won't mind not being stored
>banana umbrella won't give you headaches
>you're not stuck in the banana umbrella
>banana umbrella will live forever if given care
>banana umbrella gives you video game time
>banana umbrella will kept you dry and warm away from the rain
>banana umbrella will give you free banana, if the picture is true
>banana umbrella will want to spend time with you
>banana umbrella will love you forever
I see no downsides.
>>336405456
>wanting a penis
>wanting the inferior sexual experience
Hell, even tribbing seems better desu senpai.
>>336404962
Jesus fucking christ, poorSteelix
>>336405456
You mean everyone is a man but you right? This way you get as many penises as you want.
>>336402092
hourglass baby
immortality is typically considered shit but immortality you can end at your will is pretty good if you ask me
>>336403683
A freak accident could kill you anyway
>>336405553
tl;dr
>>336405456
Perhaps you're right, but I'd rather have a vagina and a pair of tits to play with on demand than a penis.
>>336404661
P I N K
I
N
K
>>336405553
Too much text is a problem
>>336404661
I asked for it.
>>336405540
My bad, steelix is ground/steel.
but one earthquake can take a somethnig like that out easily.
>>336403904
Escape is the best. Since everything ever thought or imagined exists there, you could just conjure up all the other lives if you wanted them, and switch between them at will.
>>336403145
G obviously, my mum always told me I'm special.
>>336405695
>not sticking your dick in pussy
Okay have it your way.
Hourglass
I can get that shit embedded deep into the ground on land I own so that it'll never get flipped, and if I ever feel like I wanna die I'll just dig up and flip that shit
>>336404661
my best friend is a girl and I'm a girl what happens?
>>336404661
Green sounds nice
>>336402092
Magic Potion, I mean come on now.
>>336404661
Red
>>336405553
rrrolling
Crystal brain. I can be smart enough to find out how to end the headaches.
>>336405996
But when it turns night it'll be flipped by earth's rotation........?
>>336405731
What happens if nothing happens while you're immortal? What if you're forced to live a somewhat secluded and dull life to avoid being found out? All those years could be meh for all you know and at the end you kill yourself because you realize shit isn't going to get better and you should have done it a long ass time ago.
>>336402092
The potion, i can sell it to some fool who wants to live in his waifu's world.
>>336405328
Well. I guess it has a playerbase now that everyone chose the box.
>>336406073
its flipped when the sand enters the other side you dolt.
>>336402092
Sword is the only one that doesn't have any real drawbacks, I'd just need some armor or something so I don't torch myself by accident
>>336405553
So we're just posting CYOA from /tg/?
Cause no contest, Aezureah.
>>336406137
Literally kill yourself.
Jesus.
>>336406151
I'm pretty sure that you could get way more money for the hourglass or sword. Hell, the brain could probably net you more money than any other option. You're unlikely to sell the potion anyway, seeing as how there's no way of knowing that it works unless you drink it.
>>336405553
rrol
>>336406001
Why would that affect anything?
I assume you're going pink, which would mean that your friend still gets your waifu's body and you get to redesign yourself either gaining or maintaining cute girl aesthetics.
>>336405982
I wish I could have it my way, anon. I wish I could.
>>336406250
I have those thoughts every day.
>>336403145
THEY STILL HAVEN'T BUILT A MAN WHO CAN KEEP OLD JOHNNY DOWN
>>336402092
>not playing games with your gf
Thats how you know you've made the wrong choice. I will never understand the faggots that think having such vastly different interests is a good idea. At least match on your largest interest so there isn't any conflict about your enjoying of it.
Dating normies is disgusting.
>>336406137
what a fucking crybaby, kill yourself now
>>336405051
>IMPLYING STEELIX EVEN HAS A SHOT AGAINST A DECENTLY TRAINED HOUNDOOM!
>WEW LAD YOU FUCKING MORON!
>STEELIX ISN'T EVEN ROCK YOU FUCKING IDIOT! HE'S STEEL/GROUND!
>STEEL IS WEAK TO FIRE WHICH HOUNDOOM IS FUCKING DOPE AT!
>YOU REALLY THINK STEELIX'S FUCKING WORTHLESS SPECIAL DEFENSE STAT IS GONNA DO SHIT AGAINST THE SPECIAL DAMAGE OF FLAMETHROWER FROM HOUNDOOM!
>STEELIX DOESN'T EVEN HAVE THE SPEED TO GET AN EARTHQUAKE OFF BEFORE HOUNDOOM ROASTS IT WITH A FUCKING STAB FLAMETHROWER!
>WOW YOU'RE REAL BIG LEAGUE CHEW PIECE OF SHIT YOU FUCKING MORON!
>STEELIX LOSES TO HOUNDOOM 10 TIMES OUT OF 10!!!!
>I FUCKING HATE PEOPLE LIKE YOU! I FUCKING HATE YOU! I FUCKING HATE YOU!
>>336404661
Why are red and blue reversed on the pie chart?
>>336403145
J
Gimme dem free setup turns for a sweep.
>>336405553
rollong
>>336406213
Only the brain and the gf have actual drawbacks. The potion and hourglass only have limitations, they don't set you back in any way.
>>336403145
K, for max survivability.
>This entire thread
Than you, I needed this.
>>336405553
>demons
NO
I KILL THEM ALL
>>336406341
Exactly.
Even a dull eternal life wouldn't be too bad. Think of all the videogames that will be released in the next few thousands of years.
So tell me, Anon, which Princesses would you save? Up to 4, every Dowry (not the item at the bottom of each card) after the first counts in that limit of 4.
>>336402092
Crystal brain. I already DUDE LMAO to treat chronic migraines so I can handle
More headaches I guess
>>336404661
Pink.
>there are people who wouldn't choose pink
>>336406461
The potion wouldtake me away from my family and I would feel bad
>>336404661
Orange. I can't pick just one waifu, I don't really care about awesome future tech, and I certainly don't want to change into a girl and force a sex change on half of the human race.
>>336406583
Kobold, always
>>336406532
I can't genuinely enjoy anything anymore, not even video games....
>>336403450
>catch a hypo
>hypnotize pokegirls and rape them
Really there is no downfall to going to the pokemon world.
>>336402092
Give me that potion, I'm going to Gensokyo.
>>336406630
>Not starting a new family with a qt fictional girl
>>336403145
K. No one else will be more annoying than K.
Gf. I honestly only play smash /v/eekends and then return to not turning on any consoles all week.
I can live without smash for a chance to not be a lonely fucking loser I am now.
>hourglass has NO downsides
I'll take the consequenceless immortality that I can voluntarily end at any moment should I grow bored of existing, alex!
>>336406393
t. houndoom
>>336406583
Wasn't there a christmas cake pirate princess?
>>336406707
You could be hypnotized and be raped though.
>>336403145
ONE SHOT JOHNNY
N
E
S
H
O
T
J
O
H
N
N
Y
>>336404727
I've never had an interest in conquering things. Too much responsibility and stress.
I sell my magic sword of infinite energy to a member of OPEC for a ton of dosh then use the money to buy a working relationship with callgirls and buy all the latest medical tech so I can live forever and eventually enter games via fully immersive vr.
Where's your god now OP?
>>336406707
is it gay if i have my male haunter possess and a girl and then have sex with the possessed girl?
>>336406707
Isn't there some sort of police force, too? I think they'd find out if you were raping pokegirls all the time
>>336403158
Is that from Catscratch?
>>336402092
Hourglass
>>336406867
But you just described a serious relationship, anon.
>>336406393
joking aside, where is that calculator where you could plug in attacks and we could settle this?
mind you, there are at least 6 houndoom in that picture
>>336403450
>can fuck gardevoirs
>Implying your in the Amorphous egg group.
>>336404962
If you're going by game canon wild Pokemon don't really get all that strong, and you can run away from them if all your mons are fainted.
Also
>Implying you would only have one type on hand.
>>336406583
I'll take the boy one, all the other ones can die.
>>336406846
>Christmas Cake
Not to my Knowledge.
But there is a Pirate Princess.
Pic related, page 2.
>>336406813
You'd still be you, that's the downside, I'd probably squander my immortality for centuries browsing /v/.
>>336404661
Red, going on an adventure with my waifu sounds pretty fucking sweet to me.
>>336403145
I WANT TO SEE ONE SHOT JOHNNY VS 'K'
>>336406993
>Not taking Boy, the Rooster Bell, and turning all the chicks with personalities you like into dudes
>>336407008
>Implying 4Chan is forever
You are correct. But will the site always be here?
>>336406998
hmm I remember her drawing being a bit different, maybe it was an older or newer version.
>>336406980
Jasmine only carries 2 Magnemite and 1 Steelix on her, at least when you fight her in the GSC story mode
>>336405553
roel
>>336402092
this
>>336406813
unless the magic potion lets you get into some game world where you can't die, then it's the superior choice
>>336407008
>squander my immortality for centuries browsing /v/.
>squander
Nigger, it's IMMORTALITY. The fuck you mean 'squander', IMMORTALITY! IT'S FOREVER!
Fuck, do us all a favor and flip your hourglass. I don't want you in my eternity.
>>336404970
Yeah, definitely need to replay the trilogy. Mins giving an example of one fucked up end?
>>336405553
Lynneth. It's not even a contest.
>>336406880
Yeah, but the police all have really weak pokemon. Just hypnotize them, too.
>>336407268
Well you can sqaunder immortality
It mostly involves a ton of regret when you inevitably get stuck in some natural disaster or in the void of space for a few millenia or until the heat death of the universe.
>>336404661
>Gray
The universe is my waifu!
>>336405731
>immortality is typically considered shit
Only by euphoric edgelords.
>>336403887
>your ugly penis that terrifies women isn't self lubrication either Sven
>>336407106
More than likely, I know exactly which one you're talking about.
Bottom of the third sheet in this Album.
http://imgur.com/a/maXHJ
Page 3.
>>336402636
If you're so smart why the fuck are you here
>>336405829
All the other options give you that, it's just that the tits and vagina aren't yours.
>>336406583
>kobold (free space red candle)
>human
>knight
>DA ORK
clothed sex dfc and bdsm qt make up for being boring humans
>>336405982
that sounds pretty gay
>>336407408
>regretting outliving your entire species
Guy, take the potion, you're not cut out for this.
I'd be overjoyed just to not have the existential realization that eventually I HAVE to die. No more worrying about old age or the end, having virtually limitless time to do whatever I want. Even if it was sleeping, eating potato chips, watching anime on one screen and shitposting on /v/ in the other, I'm happy.
>>336406391
This is true.
>>336404661
Pink so I can be a loli or grey for Necrons.
>>336402092
Potion so I can choose a game where I can be turned into a loli and then go wherever afterwards as a loli.
>>336407509
>being forced to suck the Djinn Princess's dick is a downside
Fucking non-faggots.
>>336402092
Ok with the hourglass, you don't die of age but do you still *age*?
Cause if I grow to 100 I'm not going to want to live much longer if I'm weak as shit and have senile dementia
>>336406941
I never said I wanted a mainstream relationship, either. Frankly, neither of those choices appeal to me.
>>336406998
>Want horsecock to satisfy centaur princess
>Have to renounce her idol
Would she hate me for this?
>>336406973
Alright, so the only time Houndoom can be found in the wild is in Pearl, at a max of level 24.
The strongest Steelix Jasmine uses (which she would no doubt use in this situation) is at level 62.
Houndoom, using its strongest move at level 24 (ember), would deal up to 9.7% of Steelix's health per hit. Steelix both outspeeds, however, and can 1 hit any of the Houndoom with either of its attacking moves.
And that's ignoring the fact that she also owns an Empoleon.
>>336402092
Working Relationship if it's more or less guaranteed to last. I miss being in a relationship, I was actually happy; I haven't been happy since.
>>336407851
There's also a trick you'll see later to get around that.
>>336407993
No, none of the Princesses outside Angel are particularly religious, they just see it as a benefit of their following, not so much a major issue.
The RATHER NEW page 4.
>>336408078
I DONT KNOW MAN
THAT'S A LOT OF HOUNDOOMS
>>336403904
Leaving aside the fact that you are effectively God in Escape, there are some interesting choices.
Healer is such fucking shit it's not even worth talking about it.
The Road Eternal is very tempting, considering I'm poor and the idea of traveling is very enticing, but I'm a homeboy, so I'd probably not be able to not stay in some place I love.
Fisher King is the opposite, I'd like to be able to travel for more than a week.
Nakama seems interesting, you don't retain memories from previous lives save for the last one, but you could always just record a video, store it somewhere explaining you previous live every time you live a new life putting a note to your new self about the whereabouts of this "archive", making the last life a rather useless and unnecessary exercise in pain and sorrow. The no adventuring part is not of my liking.
Dominion let's me be the Conquistador God I always wanted to be.
Hunter, there's literally no down sides to this one.
Ranking:
Overpowered tier
>Escape
POWER GAP
>Hunter
>Dominion
>Nakama
>Road/Fisher
POWER GAP
>Healer
>>336408267
Wait, it's not only choosing?
It's actually continuing? This is important.
>>336408267
I'm sure I can decipher this blotchy text on my own, but seriously, no legend for what the stats mean? Fuck it.
>>336408373
I'm curious, does this look like a Quest?It's not Vidya either, but it's not a Quest.
>>336408373
didnt even know this existed. how new is this?
>>336402092
>Pick potion
>Go to eroge universe which is identical to ours except all girls are hot, dick-craving cock-slaves.
>>336407918
If you can't "age" then you don't become weak or anything. You stay the same. Look up how people age.
>>336408550
That would include your mom.
>>336408410
Yeah, it's not over yet. We're developing Page 5 currently and are literally in the final steps of wrapping it up.
Here's Page F, made up entirely of "Fan" Princesses.
>>336408460
>Blotchy
That's mostly to get under the 4MB file size limit of /v/, sorry.
As for Legend, upper right corner.
>>336408354
It's 10. And even if Steelix falls, she still has several other Pokemon to fall back on. And if she happens to be carrying the Steelix with Earthquake, which she has had before, she can just outspeed and take them all out with one attack.
Not sure why I'm bothering disproving what amounts to a shitty fetish image, though.
>>336408618
yeah but the hourglass just says i won't die of age
it doesn't say i won't age at all
i'd just keep wasting away, still conscious but my body and mind steadily degrading
>>336408532
Scroll to the top of the page and look just above the line with the Return, Catalog, Bottom, Update, Auto buttons, and the thread stats are, but in the center.
"New trial board: /qst/ - Quests"
<1 week old.
>>336402092
magic potion il just take any harem vn and enjoy me eternal life of fucking 2d goddess.
>>336408701
you're also presuming a pack of 'evil' hellhound looking pokemon follow typical battle rules
>>336406980
>>can fuck gardevoirs
>>Implying your in the Amorphous egg group.
>implying I need to be in the same egg group to stick my dick in it
Children are shit
>>336408532
It's brand new. The top of this very page says "New trial board: Quests".
>>336403145
I think you mixed up H and I
>>336408652
There should be a version where princes get kidnapped instead desu.
>>336408652
That is awesome, thanks!
>>336403904
The Road Eternal
>>336406890
Yes
>>336408373
Looks interesting, but it's a little different from the CYOA stuff like OP's pic.
>>336408841
>Implying it has a pussy.
>Implying it has any openings that are compatible with your humanshaped dick.
Good luck trying to fuck something that only fucks amorphous blobs.
>>336402092
Infinite hourglass, all the time I'll ever need and I still have the option to end it should I so desire
>>336403145
ONE SHOT JOHNNY
HEAVEN OR HELL
>>336408865
They all got kidnapped in each of these, by the Dragon Princess in each 20th slot.
>>336408876
No problem, Anon. I'm here to spread Waifus to all.
There's an Imgur album here if you want higher resolution.
>>336407509
Here's a preview of the (almost) finished Gen 5 page.
>>336404962
wow, it's eating her ass
>>336408078
In the fanfic that accompanied that picture though, the Houndooms were owned by TR members and used Flamethrower
>>336408652
>>336408267
Literally no downside to Orphan princess.
>>336408990
>Implying it has any openings that are compatible with your humanshaped dick.
>>336409093
Higher is aways great!
what is this thread about?
>>336409163
>TR members
>A real threat
A reminder that TR got btfo'd by a child.
>>336402092
Hourglass bro, literally no down sides.
>>336408363
Hunter forced you to fight for your life forever till the last monster die, I don't think if it's possible to nakama or waifu the monsters
>>336409259
Naruto being dead.
>>336406583
can i touch the ghost princess?
>>336409214
Basically, yeah.
Here's a little animation our resident Eversor did a while back for both versions of Orphan. The dress is the old version, potato sack is the new.
Which one boys
I would take the hourglass and flip it as soon as possible
>>336403450
can you fuck pic related?
>>336409445
Read her fetishes man. Shadow Princess comes with the shadow boots though, so you can touch her.
>>336406583
Boy Princess
Time to separate the boys from the men.
>>336402891
give me the E magatama
balanced stats with low magic
>>336406393
>WOW YOU'RE REAL BIG LEAGUE CHEW PIECE OF SHIT YOU FUCKING MORON!
This will never cease to make me laugh
>>336409445
:)
>>336402092
>take hourglass
>drill screw through both sides of the glass to prevent it from flipping
>destroy it
problem solved
>>336409489
Ki would be the most fun but spirits would be the most interesting, I'm torn
>>336403904
Jesus christ, Nakama is really just a huge build up to a life of suffering.
>>336406998
Dragon Princess II is a fucking hypocrite!
>>336409659
>choice
what choice?
>>336409489
>ally with as many different spirits as possible
>gain a plethora of new powers you can switch along the go
>>336409659
>Hack into the system
>Put some ship into the bottom
>Little girl and rich for all my life
>Buy the hourglass from OP
>Old is the new old!
>>336402347
I pick the hourglass and flip it.
>>336409823
How do you figure?
>>336409489
Magic and Psionics sound like the most fun, but Ki is the only one that guarantees immortality, so I have to go with it.
>>336409489
Normally I'd say magic, but I'm not a fan of ritual-style magic. In D&D terms, I'd rather be a Sorcerer than a Wizard. So, with that in mind, I'd choose psionics here.
>>336408267
gazer is a best
>>336409659
Become the little girl.
>>336409506
How is that any different from just not taking the hourglass? You might as well just walk away from all the choices if that's the course of action you're planning to take.
>>336410048
As someone who's english it's not the first language, what is the difference between a sorecerer and a wizard?
>>336410178
So nobody else can have it. It's not enough that I succeed. Others should fail.
>>336409489
super science only because i like the look of that suit
>>336409489
Symbiotes or Spirits, only because it would confirm allien life or the afterlife...and I get some company ;_;
>>336409913
How cap you like erotic novels and dislike naughtiness at the same time? Unless it's like with internet: you can read and tell whatever the fuck you want but lose all spaghetti and/or become uncomfortable when in vicinity of a real persons. Which is why I'm calling her a hypocrite.
>>336405695
>vaginal penetration is a rare thing
>periods
>infections
"Inferior" my ass, I'd always keep my dick. Fuck that
>>336409093
>whale princess
>>336410251
in normal english? nothing. In Dungeons and dragons? I dunno never played it.
>>336404661
>Pink
>Turning into a cute girl
>Girlfriend becomes a lesbian
>Sex no longer stops after one go
There's too many fetishes not to push it.
>>336409489
Genetics.
>>336402092
>flame sword that never goes out?
welp into the fire place to go
>>336410326
Ah I see.
It's more like
>Likes erotic novels
>hates people who don't follow orders
>>336410406
>TFW we're debating tossing her out in favor of Gemini
>>336409515
Not him, but one of many ways.
>>336410251
In normal english they're interchangeable. In games it depends. Usually sorcerers are more explosive with high damage abilities and natural raw talent while wizards are more reserved with utility spells and vast arcane knowledge. It really does depend on the game though.
>>336410590
You better not.
>>336402092
Gimme that Crystal Brain
>>336404661
Fuck everything else, Pink
>>336410432
Normal english. Thanks.
>>336410613
Thank you!
>>336405553
rollanining
>>336405553
>Pick Mhyrienne
>Keep her as a slave which means you get her powers and super genius that works for you
>Pick Colosseum
Congrats, you now have power to change to anything you want so you can change into some powerful shit and as a bonus you get some amazing weapons from you're waifu to fight with meaning you won't ever lose.
>>336403158
Those are newts dipshit.
>>336409489
Psionics are all I've ever wanted
High-tier mental powers are always terrifying, being able to levitate, project barriers, set shit on fire and more
>>336410393
>a dildo is basically just a penis that can't give you an STD or make you preggers that you can penetrate yourself with whenever you want
>sure, but modern period suppression works surprisingly well
>infections that only happen if you're a retard that wipes from back to front instead of front to back
Having a vagina is more comfy than having a dick anyway. Never have to adjust the package or powder your balls if you plan to sweat or anything at all, and no mega-weak-spot to deal with.
>>336410554
I really liked Kiri, but that whole arc was started by some real asspull bullshit.
>>336410713
We probably won't.
It's a 3 way contest at the moment.
Don't add Gemini, pic related, replace Flumph with them, replace Whale with them, or replace Cactus with them.
The prevailing is Cactus.
>>336410590
>Orgasm
>THAR SHE BLOWS
>>336405553
After half an hour I can't decide, rollan
>>336410985
Spotted the male.
Nothing you said is actually making female look any better.
a-anyone has the one with femdom choices
WE MUST HAVE MORE
>>336409515
>has a part of Blaziken
>it's not the featherpubes
>>336404661
>red
>fantasy world of your choice
TiTs here I come
>>336411457
>No mememan as servant
>>336410251
A wizard's magic is gained from study. They have spellbooks and use Intelligence to do magic. They also have to prepare every individual casting of any given spell in advance. They tend to focus more on utility spells and battlefield control spells.
A sorcerer's magic is innate. They don't have to study it. It just comes to them. They use Charisma to do magic. They don't have to prepare spells, and can spontaneously cast any spell they know as long as they haven't run out of their casting limit for the day. They're better suited to focusing on pure damage.
In terms of their approaches to magic, Wizards are more like scientists, and Sorcerers are more like artists.
>>336402092
potion, then pokemon
ideally it also starts me off like the games usually do and lets me pick my gender
I could be a qt female trainer in the most fun fictional universe with zero responsibilities ever
>>336409659
Little girl obv
>>336411618
Remember though, all of that is just D&D lore.
Historically the terms are interchangeable.
>>336402092
Crystal brain and become hooked up on morphine or something
>>336411457
>no cute shota servant
>>336411457
I'm loving this one. It doesn't matter who you are it's going to push the right buttons.
>>336404661
Can I fuck green?
>>336411457
>Fuckboy Maid
>Spraying semen on you face in your sleep
I'am not gay, but I don't have to read anymore.
This is my choice.
>>336411845
nigga u blind?
>>336411473
>TiTs
Doesn't sound as good as CoC really, like the Treatment for example requires time to mutate and you can only have one, while Minoblood has instant effect and you can pick the mutation you want
>>336411457
oh shit
>Fuccboi
>/a/, /m/, /fit/
>Head over heels, Show Stopper, Lavish Lifestyle, Long Path, Get Down On It
>>336411457
Pet Loli
/jp/, /toy/, and /m/
Loyal Servant, Bath Time, Lavish Lifestyle, Get Down on It, and Show Stopper
>>336411982
Traps don't equal shotas in my book.
Boyish boys are the best,
>>336402092
>playing video games with gf on a daily basis is somehow considered impossible
>>336402092
I MUST KNOW.
GIMME DAT BOX
>>336411457
Why is the Ara Ara "kinda hairy"? That seems totally arbitrary. Oh well, that's solved easily enough by taking Loyal Servant to make her a succubus. Solves the aging problem, too.
Can I get another Ara Ara if I take Additional Servant, and then take Loyal Servant again to get two Ara Ara succubi?
>>336411457
>ara-ara
>/vr/
>/k/
>/jp/
>loyal servant
>head over heels
>show stopper
>long parh
>new game +
>>336411457
Ara ara, i don't care about going full freud, Rinko's ASS is too strong.
>>336411457
>Cyborg Bartender + Loyal Servant
>choose /m/ Package
>get Show Stopper, Relentless Shitposting, Lavish Lifestyle, and Long Path
>no matter how many anons pick Cure Cancer, I will always be there, shitposting dubs and tumblr memes
>>336411779
That's true, but I really like the lore D&D created for the sorcerer. That's the kind of character I'd want to play in any system.
>>336411457
>/v/, /m/, /k/
>ara + loli
>loyal servant for ara, show stopper, nostalgia goggles, RUNNING IN THE NINETIES
honestly can't choose a fifth one though, long path maybe
>>336411457
>Servant
None of these appeal to me for lewd except for Ara ara. Cyborg Bartender I guess.
>Packages
/a/
/v/ (Fuck, I guess Ara Ara can be the second servant)
/tv/
>Bonuses
Lavish lifestyle
Nostalgia Goggles
Imagination Station
Future is Now
Long Path
Literally covers everything desu.
>>336411457
>>336412426
WAIT, with loyal servant and long path.
ARA-ARA IS GONNA OUTLIVE ME!
>>336403145
K
Who cares, I get to go fast while not being a glass cannon
Here this one's actually vidya
>>336402092
Infinite Hourglass
>-The imortality ends if the hourglass is flipped
Could easily be fixed by molding it into several layers of concrete. Since you will live forever you can also spend the unlimited money you will get from your unlimited experience with everything and build a machine. That said machine is only controllable by you and needs a very long code that only you know.
Now you can live forever and you can off yourself anytime.
It's easily the best choice since ultimately you can rule the world in the end. You can become the smartest human on earth, you can live through epochs and be a living history book.
>all box choosers
Enjoy opening the box to find a turd inside of it.
>>336411457
>no box
LAME
>>336411457
>Cyborg
>Get Fuckboy from Additional Servant
>Lavish Lifestyle
>Za Warudo
>Nostalgia Goggles
>Imagination
>Shitposting
>/a/
>/v/
>/toy/
Objectively best taste.
>>336412690
Crown
>>336404962
Just carry a gun
>>336412690
>Control time
>or be a cute girl
>>336412690
Ocarina, fuck yes, horse on speed dial!
>>336412316
kinda hairy means she's got a thick bush
>>336412690
>Ocarina
>Wait for a lottery
>Go back a day
Crown's tempting though
>>336409489
>escape
>become a literal god
>start speaking to people through their dreams
>get them to start a new religion dedicated to me
>laugh myself to oblivionIt'd be lonely though
>>336412690
Crown
I get to be a cute girl
>>336411457
>Cyborg bartender
>/vr/ /k/ /pol/
>loyal servant, get down on it, top dog, speedy speed boy, future is now
I'd go full normie.
>>336412720
This one has a box
>>336412690
>ocarina
I am now Bill Murray
>>336412690
>Control the weather
>Tfw I can make it forever stormy
Song of storms is one of my favorite pieces of music ever
>>336412690
POKEBALL GIVE ME A FUCKING EEVEE FAGGOT
>>336405553
Rolling rolling rolling
>>336412984
>Urscha
>Xam
>or mystery box
why is this so difficult
>>336412316
>Can I get another Ara Ara if I take Additional Servant, and then take Loyal Servant again to get two Ara Ara succubi?
It says the additional servant isn't affected by the loyal servant bonus for balancing purposes, so you could get one ara ara succubus and one regular ara ara. That would probably be pretty hard on the second one knowing she is going to die before you and the succubus ara.
>>336412690
Pokemon would be chill as fuck, but I'd have to go with Ocarina because time travel is super powerful. Plus horse.
>>336412708
But what about when you live for too long and the world literally ends?
>>336412690
>be any nintendo girl you want
but nintendo girls are complete garb-
>i remember pokemon
YES
>>336412690
Can I play the Ocarina,go back in time, choose Metroid and still retain the Ocarina?
>>336412930
If you picked a princess you would probably already be rich.
>>336413335
It's either banana umbrella with some bonus stuff or Brink in another normal box.
Pick your side i guess
>>336413335
Lol nothing.
Read the thread next time faggit.
>>336413380
>Turn into Hex Maniac
>Meet someone else who turned into Hex Maniac
>Can be each others' best "friends"
>>336411457
I can't believe I'm seriously torn between fuccboi maid and monkey butler
>>336412690
Problem with Pokeball is finding a pokemon with a fairly long lifespan that doesn't cause mass destruction/require large amounts of food that you actually like.
It it wasn't for the last point, I'd pick a Beldum to train, but I guess I'll take a Shroomish or Feebas in that case.
>>336413420
Probably, but then I'd have to govern things and probably marry someone.
>>336402092
Potion. -insert power trip here-
>>336409093
Giantess or Dragon, dragon seems the most OP but I have a giantess fetish,
>>336413391
well assuming that you "replace" the you from yesterday, as soon as you pick the Ocarina wouldn't you just lose it and have the power suit anyways?
>>336404661
G R E Y
R
A
Y
>>336411457
>Ara Ara
>/a/ Ara Ara has special positive unlock
>/v/ get Pet Loli from Additional Servant
>/m/
>Loyal Servant to unlock Per Loli's has special positive
>Head over Heals
>Bath Time
>Lavish Lifestyle
>Show Stopper
Packages are just bonuses with extra shit.
>>336413479
>Beldum
>A legendary
>>336413519
If it works like Zelda MM, no.
>>336412690
Pick crown and become Mei.
>>336413479
Beldum is a psuedo, not a real legendary
>>336412984
BOX
>literally /b/ thread
>500 replies 232 IPs
lmao classic /v/
>>336412984
>xam for absolutely non stop elder god tier no strings attached sex
>pola for lovey dovey dom loli that can into /k/
how do I choose?
>>336411457
>cyborg
no homo, bro
>/v/ /fit/ /a/
>Lavish Lifestyle, New game+, Nostalgia Goggles, Future is now, Long path
>>336413571
>>336413669
I mean the food thing. Metagross seem to be big predators according to their dex entries.
>>336402092
>a "working relationship"
gimme that potion so i can go to space famalam
>>336404661
>fantasyassfaggots picking red and pink
Science is the future anons and there's nothing you can do to stop it
side note mcCann is amazing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyG6YMLEWus
>>336413797
Are they? I assumed they ate like, scrap metal or something
>>336412984
Maie, THE PUREST, that or Urscha.
>>336413797
>When hunting, this Pokémon pins the prey to the ground under its massive body. It then eats the helpless victim using the large mouth on its stomach.
Then again pretty much every pokemon seems to enjoy kibble in the anime, and cupcakes in the games.
>>336412690
if I choose the ocarina does everything on my person stay with me?
aka, if I had $1,000 in my bank account, withdraw $500 dollars, then go back 3 hours, will I now have $500 on my person and $1,000 in the bank?
If I can't I'd just win the lottery like twice. once for myself, and again to spite people.
>>336411457
Fuccboi Maid
Additional Servent: Monkey
/jp/ bonus to transform Monkey into Momiji
Show Stopper
Lavish Lifestyle
alternatively, just the revolver please
>>336413240
Ah, that's right. I should have read more closely. I definitely wouldn't want to do that to the second Ara Ara, so I'll have to rethink this.
>>336403132
B would murder F because his special is low as fuck
>Everyone picks the crown
Okay but which nintendo girl? I can't decide between Rosalina and Samus. I just wanna be a tall blonde space babe
>>336414170
Some of the nintendo girls are good but most of the main ones would be kind of shit to be.
>>336413963
If we're going by majoras mask logic, bank accounts transcend time travel, so no
>>336411457
>Ara Ara
>"Treats you like a child at times" is listed as a negative
That's half the appeal of an older woman.
>he thinks he can handle the potion
>>336403904
Who would ever take Hunter. Eventually you end up facing off against, and dying to, Galactus, and then Earth is fucked.
>>336402092
>take flaming sword
>shove in the sea
>free, perpetual energy
I win lmao
>>336406583
b o y
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>>336414170
The cutest.
>>336414301
it only works that way in MM because the banker stamps your balance on your forehead because he's forgetful.
i guess winning the lottery is a lot less suspicious than producing money from nowhere though
>>336412690
Pick Crown and become Samus, getting the power armour to boot.
She's a nintendo grill.
>>336414391
I need to kill the fucking dragons you faggot!
>>336405926
The problem with Escape is the question of what happens if a global calamity occurs and humans/neo-humans go extinct.
>>336414636
You just turn into samus without the suit.
>>336414713
I don't see anything in the description that implies your personal dreamscape will collapse if something like that happens. Besides, the whole situation seems to presume that consciousness is non-material in the first place, so I doubt physical deaths will have much effect on anything.
>>336414701
YOU CANNOT HANDLE THE FUCKING POTION YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
GIVE UP NOW
THE POTION IS ONLY FOR THE SRONGEST AND YOU'RE NOT ONE OF STRONGEST YOU'RE CLEARLY THE WEAKEST
>>336414636
You get a pair of slutty heels
>>336415039
HOW THE HELL DO YOU EVEN STAY IN BUSINESS IF NO ONE CAN BUY YOUR FUCKING POTIONS?
>>336404661
>red sounds stupid fun
>but grey is the best for everyone in the planet
>pink will make me a qt loli
This one is hard.
What if I pick Red and go to a sci-fi world with my waifu tho?
>>336409093
>Twilight elf princess
>Magical runes
THAT IS NOT A FUCKING MAGICAL RUNE, THAT IS FUCKING DEATH
>>336415309
Tbqh I probably would have picked pink, but turning everyone into a loli is weird
>>336415309
Must be an established fictitious world in a major franchise.
>>336415376
They don't have to be lolis.
>>336415317
What.
>>336415476
Still weird.
>>336415506
It's the curse brand from The Adventure of Swordman and the 10 Year Boat Ride
>>336414701
Okay, what the fuck is this image from?
>>336415617
a meme
>>336415272
MY CUSTOMERS ARE AMONG THE STRONGEST BEINGS, THE MOST POWERFUL KNIGHTS WHO EVER CROSSED THIS LAND
MEN POWERFUL ENOUGH TO KILL A DRAGON BY THEMSELVES
>>336415612
I'm almost afraid to ask, but source?
Google is very uncooperative.
>>336405553
c'mon, Aezureah!
>>336415506
>He still hasn't read berserk
>>336415612
>10 Year Boat Ride
Kek
![Skeleton-Pirate_art[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DymARDO.jpg "Skeleton-Pirate art[1]")
![[Angry Screech].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tns7R55.jpg "[Angry Screech]")
