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Console-tan thread
Afternoon Edition
>>336389320
Cell Phone Gaming Master Race
TOP THREE TANS, GO!
AAAAAAAWWWWWWWW /CTT/!
DON'T YOU DARE BE SOUR!
CLAP FOR YOUR HANDHELD CHAMPS
AND FEEEEELLLL THE POOOOWWWUUUUHHHH!
IT'S A TUESDAY, YES IT IS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZkfHdk-_nI
>>336389320
I would fuck mobile-tan in my spare time at work.
>>336389529
Utan,
NeoGeo,
Bone
Have a U foot.
>>336389320
How is called this new semen demon?
>>336389529
PS1 Vita Dreamcast
No particular order
Why isn't PC fat like pic related?
>>336389572
FUCK FORGOT THE IMAGE BECAUSE I'M BOOTY
Vita best girl.
>>336389720
I agree
>>336389654
that's mobile tan. she embodies the mobile games market with her p2w pandering to children.
>>336389665
Because PC strong.
>>336389587
Mobile-tan doesn't look like a final boss. She'll need to be uprgaded a bit
>>336389665
Because PCs are technically the most powerful.
More power = more attractive.
>>336389665
He has to be strong to play all the new games at ultra high settingsand to emulate all the others.
>>336389665
the tan represents the thing that runs the games, not the thing that plays it.
>>336389665
because if youwant relity then 1 sonygger need at least three vignetes to be draw
>>336389665
Then every tan should be a fat loser
What a surprise, PC fags took over these fun threads with their muh power bullshit
>>336389529
Vita
SNES
Genesis
Vita is lewdest and cutest
SNES has best butt
Genesis is just funny
>>336389843
why is pc male and every other console female
>>336389943
stop looking at my 60 fps, you pervert
>>336389943
It's cleverly disguised, but this is just bait.
>>336389529
Vita
2DS
xbone
>>336389827
why she isn't a loli?
Which is the loliest console tan?
>>336390024
So we can self insert.
>>336389320
Mobile-Tan needs to look like she has lots of plastic surgery since she gets upgraded every couple years.
In fact she should look and sound like Joan Rivers.
>>336390024
cause PC isn't a console.
>>336390024
A de facto design decision is that all computer tans are male (except Alienware) while consoles are female, though that's kind of forgotten about these days.
>>336389665
because you're a retard
Hello, anon. Welcome to Gamestop.
Are you here to acquire a new console-tan?
What can I get for you?
>>336390084
>>336390236
all of it
>>336390084
2DS.
Also, anons, I am willing to learn the RenPy Visual Novel engine over the next couple months/year IF people are willing to actually go with that VN idea. I am taking a year off from school and will have a ton of free time.
I expect to be paid in lewds.
>>336390171
>Alienware isn't male
Wut?
>>336390236
Got any retro systems in the back?
>>336390236
Holy shit that xbone doll is adorable.
I want 10.
>>336390236
pliz neo geo and one mobile.
>>336390236
Give me that Wii-U and all of your Amiibos. I'm gonna stuff her pussy full of 'em.
>>336390271
I love Virtual Boy.
>>336390135What if we self insert as little girls?
>>336390167
>>336390171
i wanna fap to female pc
what are these threads about? what's console-tan?
I always avoided this thread because I assumed it was the new katawa shitjo type thing
Post GenesisXSnes
>>336390367
Only pic of her I have on hand.
>>336390449
There are some alienware lewds floating around the booru if you're that desperate.
>>336390516
Open you mouth wide for the spoon.
Every console/computer has a personality and a physical humanoid body. Then we shitpost about shenanigans between them. It eventually derails into lewds.which everybody loves
>>336390359
Stop, please, I can only see a bad end coming from this. Don't do this, anons, it's not worth the pain.Pls.
>>336390587
Shit, she's just about perfect. Almost to the point I would make her my top tan, fug.
>>336390301
A WiiU, a Xbox one, and a Ps4?
Sure thing! That will be $900 plus slave tax.
Anything else I can get for you?
>>336390516
Consoles made into characters with comics and stories created around this based on the industry, the fanbases, the games, and such.
>>336390818
Your crown.
>>336390818
Didn't you die? like twice?
>>336390818
a bottle of ouya repellant, please.
>>336390359
last warning that a VN would probably be the nail in the coffin for all of /ctt/
>>336390024
>Imposing gender identity onto PC because they are muscular
It's 2016 anon comeon.
>>336390024
PC isn't male. PC can be whatever it wants. Haven't you read the comic where PC turns into a female?
Explain to me why this isn't as cancerous and autistic as the Jojo's crossover thread shit on /co/.
>>336390359
Don't do it anon. It will end /ctt/.
These threads are one of the few things keeping me from killing myself.
>>336391051
So PC is the ultimate ERPer then?
>>336391093
Because you're bothering to pay attention to it.
>>336390359
Not if I work on the fighting game first
>>336389320
why is vita such a slut?
>>336391113
The only thing keeping me from killing myself is my unwillingness to ass myself to do it. I'll let time take its toll on me before i try again
I can live without a VN. It would take away from the fun to be honest.
Reminder to ignore shitposters.
Reminder that you shouldn't buy an Ouya.
Reminder that you shouldn't sexualize the retards.
Reminder to havefun.
>>336391290
>>336391290
you tell meim disappointed in the tits on that pic set from that artist. missed opportunity.
>>336391376
>
Kind of related, anyone knows if bakemononster still has some gallery somewhere? his tumblr is dead.
>>336391193
Basically
>>336390084
not a loli due to even less powerful and dated hardware than wii
>>336390236
You know what I wantBattletoads
>>336391290
full picture where?
>>336391334
A VN would only work if the team worked separately from the thread. Else it would just devolve into constant discussion and would die a slow painful death.vita best girl
>>336391353sexualize the 2ds
>>336390896
>>336390907
My crown is not for sale, and I'll be Ok. Don't remove your VR headset.
Alright, anon. Here's Xbone. Would you like to spend some of your MS credits to upgrade your console? You have 750 MS credits.
Upgrades:
Bigger tits- 250
THICK- 250
Futa- 750
Slut- 500
/ss/-250
Yuri-500
NTR- Free
Dick Sucking Lips- 250
Loli- 500
Brocon- 250
First reply decides how to spend the credits.
>>336391632
how can she not be best?
look at this shit >>336391448
Anyone do console gaming with a headset for audio output?
I'm considering it for Rainbow Six Siege, I just use my TV speakers right now, but I can't hear footsteps and other little details.
>>336391648
2DS is cute! Not sexual!
>>336391353
>Reminder that you shouldn't buy an Ouya
Too late
>>336391479
He said he doesn't.
>>336391770
/ss/
>>336391770
all on THICKNESS
>>336391770
Tits pls
>>336391770
Loli
>>336391770
NTR futa, to make everyone mad.
>>336391632
I'm no fool, I've already seen and been involved in projects led by complete retards, I know to completely separate a project from the thread that spawns in
>>336391603
my heart
im sad now
>>336391648
i have so much i can do with 2DS that would destroy more than just purity
>>336391479
see
>>336382913
>>336384743I probably linked it wrong
>>336389529
2ds, Genesis and PS4
>>336389626
>neogeo
You the first one to mention her today I think. I'm surprised.
>>336391770
slooot
>>336391967
Well if you're sure you know what you're doing, then go nuts. Just try to keep it separate.
>>336391648THE FORBIDDEN FOLDER IS FORBIDDEN FOR A REASON, ANON
>>336390448
Did you know that the creator of Game Boy and Virtual B, Gunpei Yokoi might have been killed by nintendo?
>>336392150
Do you still have a link to the folder download? I lost my folder last week.
Hey guys 3DSdrawnig here
I did this two weeks ago but my SD died so i had to do it all over again
But i actually like more how it turned out this time
Sorry for the low resolution
>>336392176
Famicom sent her goons on him.
>>336391861
>>336391890
>>336391891
You have chosen /ss/, tits, thick. Your Xbone will be blast with its intended demographic.
Next up, your WiiU
>>336392176
/r/-ing GB tearfully assassinating Gunpei on Nintendo's orders. Plz drawfags, ur my only hope
>>336392150
ara ara what could be in that ss folder
Has anyone done any of the VR headsets? Rift-tan, Vive-tan, Morpheus-tan?
>>336392361
All into slut.
>>336392309
Very cute
>>336392361
tits, /ss/
>>336392361
/ss/-250
Yuri-500
NTR- Free
Loli- 500
Do it
>>336392361
/ss/ model plz
>>336392118
I've got no intention of doing it if nobody wants it.
>>336392361
tits pls
>>336392361
upgrade wii U withspiders.
>>336392252
I just made a new link, here you go.http://pastebin.com/cGmjkG2F
There needs to be a middle-aged PC that while isn't muscled-up like the latest generation PC, is still stronger than the toaster-PC and is quite smart too.
He needs to represent the 2001-2008 era PC gaming when RTS, 4x and Grand Strategy games were popular and simulators were the be-all and end-all of everything.
Games like Jane's Fleet Command and IL2 requires lot of processing power aka "brains"
>>336392536
Of course we want it, it's just that everyone expects the project to fail
>>336392054
>deleted because he doesn't use it
fucking hell, just leave it unupdated then, but don't outright delete it.
It's getting nigh impossible to track back broken links on the internet nowadays, with all user created content being concentrated on like 5 sites total.
>>336392569
Carmack has been making that face since he popped out of the womb, I love that guy
>>336392579
>forbidden
I can hear the partyvan on it''s way.
>>336392579
Im not falling for that shit again
im still mad about it
Other request from last week.
I'll only take one request this week since I've been really tired lately.Non-lewd as always.
>>336392569
Need vive-tan now.
>>336392773
Genesis
>>336392708
It's forbidden for a reason.
>>336392718
>Vita+PS4+Xbone+Wii-U Orgy.webm
There's no rickrollthis time.
>>336392773
Alienware trying to imitate Wii U
>>336392773
SNES NTR's Genesis with Saturn
>>336392658
I do actual project management for software as my job that makes me money.
>>336392579
>inb4 it's dolphin porn or literal CP
I kinda want to download it and hope it's neither of those
>>336390024
Because males are objectively better than females.
>>336392904
It's a trustworthy download, anon. Nothing illegal or dangerous about it.
![2d1644b1654cf9184ae82681e45d4f5b[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/r6tFBtG.jpg "2d1644b1654cf9184ae82681e45d4f5b[1]")
>>336392803
Why hasn't his face been shooped onto this cat, or vice versa
>>336389843
No it doesn't. There are plenty of old, low powered consoles that are depicted as pretty.
>>336393059
There's also a picture of some dog with a birthday hat on, I think, and it's making the same Carmack face.
>>336391193
>implying this isn't the real pc face
Thousands of games and no motivation to play them.
>>336393048
Goddamit man I just want my console-tan lewds.
I only have so many lewd stories, images andERP logsto jerk it to.
>>336392773
Cute!!
>>336392904
I've got it.
The lewd folder is a little too much so download at you're own risk.
I guess I'll count these
>>336392834
>>336392898
as one and do
>>336392894
later?
Can't guarantee any times on these but I'll try and finish them by next Tuesday.Also what happened to one?
>>336392876
NO
FUCK YOU
DONT MAKE ME BE NICE TO THIS OUYA
Now you input upgrades.
Here's your wiiU, anon! You have 1000 credits in your NNID.
What would you like to buy for your WiiU?
Upgrades:
Bigger tits- 250
THICK- 250
Futa- 750
Slut- 500
/ss/-250
Yuri-500
NTR- Free
Dick Sucking Lips- 250
Loli- 500
Brocon- 250
MILF- Free, voided if loli is selected
MILF loli - 1000
Bigger ass- 250
Non-smoker- 250
Watersports (PiiU)- 250
Siscon- 250
Hates Vita-tan- Gain +250 credits
Inverted nipples- 250
>>336392579
>console tans
>lewd
>lewder
>forbidden
I shouldn't have opened that folder
>>336393197
>ERP logs
Put 'em in the bag and no one is hurt, anon.
>>336393348
What do you mean by 'a little too much?'
>>336393197
give me those logs my nigga
>>336393194
>paralysis of indecision
Are you me?
>>336393442
LOLI
/ss/
NTR
>>336393442
MILF
>>336393442
Bigger tits
Slut
NTR
Inverted nips
>>336392361
Tits, THICK, Lips
>>336393442
all in /ss/
>>336393442
milf
>>336393442
slut
MILF
Siscon
>>336393461
HOLY FUCK ANON YOU'RE GONNA GET US ALL IN SERIOUS TROUBLE
D E L E T E
E
L
E
T
E
>>336393442
Ass, Tits, THICK, make her hate Vita and add Yuri!
>>336393464
>>336393503
Can you guys bare to read over 16k words worth of ERPing?
>>336393660
>make her hate Vita
>>336393503
>>336393464
Foolish anons, my lewdest logs could arouse the gods themselves
>>336393584
There's only 3 images in there. I haven't opened any yet, what am I in for?
>>336393730
I could read that one-handed
>>336393660
>make her hate vita
>>336393461
This is a christian board anon!
>>336393823
>>336393730
stop teasing me!
There is a CYOA going on already?
>>336393845
>>336393991http://pastebin.com/xwRArPau
Man, this thread has gone to some weirdand lewdplaces pretty fast.
>>336393636
>>336393979
YOU CAN'T STOP ME
>>336393524
Your WiiU seems to prefer playing with other little boys. It shuts down and crashes everytime you try to use it.
Next up, your Ps4.
>>336390236
Wait a minute isnt this that gamestop futa that got progressively lewder until she attempted to rape us?
>>336390024
Men are stronger and age better than women.
>>336394161
MOOOOOOODSHoly fug 2DS is so hot. I want to fug her.
>>336394090
Seems like it.
>>336394121
And so our story begins..
>>336394216
Damn fuckin righti have your pink knight by the way. can i follow your tumblr or something?
>>336394161
Stop anon. Before it's too late.
>>336394216
Futa.
>>336394161
N O
O
S T O P
T
O
P
YOU MADMAN THIS IS ILLEGAL
>>336394121
>mfw I did half of this ERP
>mfw it was fucking awesome
>>336393442
Bigger tits
Bigger ass
Inverted nipples
Dick-sucking lips
>>336394090
Yup. If you're the "regular" CYOA anon, maybe try in an hour or two.Jag a cute.
>>336394216
>>336394371on male
>>336394427
>inverted nipples
>big tits
>big ass
now there's a man with taste
I suggest you read >>336394121
>>336394494
Can you draw jaguar in a zoot suit
I need it to meme on my friend with
>>336389665
not everything is built in your image anon
>>336394374
>>336394326
>>336394265
what if I slow it down?
>>336394378
>Mfw I did half of the ERP on top of two others
>Mfw I still haven't fucking finished my fic
God dammit, I need to stop being so distracted by /ctt/.At least I finished all those ERP sessions. Gonna take a break from those for a while.
>>336394325
At least there's the illusion that some one wants her.
>>336394494
yes but is gonna be too late for me to start a new adventure.
>>336394689
CHILDREN
ARE DYING
AND YOU
YOU MONSTER
HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?!
>>336394689
I don't know how to feel.
I guess I'll see you guys in prison.
>>336394689
Never do a slow jerk.
So remember that Vita-tan pregnancy inflation story I promised last week?Its not quite done yet, at all. Its very incomplete and incomprihensive. I need at least another week to work on it. Sorry senpaitachi
>>336389320
PS4-tan can do that now that shes NEO
>>336389665
There are fat people on this board?
There are people who can't do vertical sit-ups with two 25lbs dumbbells?
How disgusting
>>336394712
Don't say that anon, who else willhelp me write the sequel where they double team Vita-tan
I still wish PC was a cute girl instead of a homo with a good physique. I understand PC os powerfull and all, but most people can't even play at 60fps
>>336392309
This is great, nice job.
>>336394980
as long as you can do something with ouya toaster and vanilla im down
>>336395013
Don't tease the poor anons, anon.Then they'll expect us to go through with it.
>>336395017
>PC
>A homo
>>336394824
>>336394919
>>336394970
Ok, no lewdness this time
>>336395017
PC is basically a superhero, as are all the other tans. They represent their respective machine in the most positive light. This whole thing started with making light of Xbox One's features and making them somehow positive character traits.
>>336395191
>implying we won't in the future
>implying I won't if you don't
THE LEWD MUST FLOW
and the cute too
>>336395230
I'M CALLING THE POLICE
>>336390927
Why?
>>336395290
This whole thing started with making fun of Xbox one
No, Not even close. Console tans have been around since 2004 with the comics of the guy living with his personified PS2/Wii/DS twins.
>>336395230
YOU FUCKING LIAR
And now your Ps4! Your PSN account has a whooping 1500 credits! I wonder what are you going to get!
Upgrades:
Even Bigger tits- 500
THICK- 250
Futa- 750
Slut- Free Upgrade for Ps4
/ss/-250
Yuri-500
NTR- Free
Dick Sucking Lips- 250
Loli- 500
Anal piercing- 250
MILF- Free, voided if loli is selected
MILF loli - 1000
Bigger ass- 250
Watersports- 250
Loves Sounding- 250
Siscon- 250
Hates Vita-tan- Gain +250 credits
Inverted nipples- 250
Sister Rapist- 500 (stacks with siscon)
Puffy vulva- 250 (if Futa is bought, then huge penor)
Loves BBC- Free (stacks with NTR)
Nekomimi- 250
Femdom- 500
Exhibitionism- 250
Anal Addict- 250
Super Puffy Nipples- 250
Foot fetish- 500
Cum addict- 500
Blowjob expert- 500
Has games- 999999999999999999999
>>336389320
tiddies
>>336395495
THICK THICK THICK THICK
>>336395495
All into anal piercings
>>336395495
slut
puffy vulva
Siscon
>>336395495
All on Puffy Vulva
>>336395495
MILF
SLUT
/ss/
SISCON
SISTER RAPIST
>>336395495
DUMP IT ALL INTO MILF AND /SS/
>>336395495
DICK SUCKIN LIPS
cum addict
Sister Rapist
BJ expert
>>336395495
Fuck uhhh
Bigger tits
MILF
Sister rapist
Femdom
>>336392176
Yakuza killed him. Just like Tomokazu Fukushima
>>336395475
They've been around of course, just not quite the way they are now.
>>336395490
Oh god my dick is on fire
>>336395717
FAP TO PUT IT OUT
>>336395376
I think we may have gone too far with the lewd stuff in this thread.
>>336395763
>friction
YOU FUCKING MAD MAN
>>336395230
I feel betrayed and violated.
>>336395770
Aren't we supposed to wait till night time for the lewd shit?
>>336395495
ps4 has bloodborne fag
>get stuck on how to write the ending to a fic
>take a shower
>come up with two lines that would be enough to carry the ending on their own
best feel
>>336395495
MILF Loli
Bigger Ass
Hates Vita
Sister rapist
>>336395770
not even close
>>336395810
THE FIRE CANT BURN IF THERES NO OXYGEN
FAP SO FAST ALL OXYGEN DISSIPATES AROUND THE SHAFT
>>336395768
OFFICER! ARREST THAT MAN WHO IS SEXUALIZING THE RETARD!
>>336395846
Can't wait.
>>336395836
It's like 11 in my country.
>>336395846
>Hey, wanna fuck my ass?
>Hell yeah
>>336395495
- Hates Vita-tan (+250)
Sorry Vita, I need this.
- Even bigger tits (1250 left)
- Dick sucking lips (1000 left)
- Anal addict (750 left)
- Bigger Ass (500 left)
- Puffy vulva (250 left)
- Nekomimi
Crhist that was haerd
>>336396043
motherfucker dont leak my script
>>336396049
>hates vita
She doesn't deserve it.
>>336395495
Watersports
Cum Addict
Blowjob Expert
/ss/
>>336395495
So what? Is it Dubs get or Anon chooses?
Milf Loli
Hates Vita
Bigger Tits
Watersports
>>336389665
Because we need at least one character to self isert into
>>336396116
>>336396043
let me in on this. im pseudo writefag.
i make ideas and make some stories but i cant ever get the words crafted properly.i draw but not on a level that matters
>>336395495
Even Bigger tits x 3
Hates Vita-tan
Bigger Ass
>>336396206
You disgust me.
Poor vita.
>>336392602
I hope this isn't a complete disaster.
Been a while I drew anythingwith a mouse, someone please take over the wheel.
>>336396116
Now I'll leak the full version, bitch.
>Hey, wanna fuck my ass?
>Hell yeah,Genesis
>>336395546
>>336395583
>>336395603
Thick, anal piercing, slut, puffy vulva, siscon, Sister rapist.
What a console you got there, anon!
After a short break we might do more. Be back soon.
>>336395495
All into Super Puffy Nipples
>>336395910
I am innocent!
>>336396346
called the police
>>336396368
make sure 2DS or Vita is next
>>336396368
Now we build PC
>>336396234
Here's some quick tips:
>Outline that shit
>Read a dictionary (I mean, like, READ it. Don't just use it, read it page by page)
>Use a thesaurus
>Visualize the image, think of some words to describe each character and their actions
>Pic related
>>336396147
I NEED THE POINTS
It's hard to believe that anon who said he was going to commission a flash from Zone was lying the entire time.
>>336395495
Even bigger tits
THICK
Bigger ass
Hates Vita
Puffy vulva
Nekomimi
thats it
>>336396436
You're as innocent as something that isn't innocent. Like a whore.
>>336396437
The police are already ITT. Fight me.
>>336396346
I'm going to plagiarize this and no one can stop me.
>>336396436
You're under arrest! Give it up now!
>>336396582
>It's hard to believe...
>>336395495
milf
slut
siscon
sister rapist
anal addict
even bigger tits
and I want a vita with it!
>>336396582
>You really think someone would do that?
>Just go on the internet and tell lies?
>>336396710
I believe he was being sarcastic, anon.
>>336396582
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWdD206eSv0
>>336396557
youve given me this advice in the past.
unfortunately the only part i actually fail at is the typing part.
i cant convey what i want to describe in actual writing as a story, only a first person perspective, hence why all the ones ive tried before fell flat or had issues in the story itself.
if it were able to be first person i could absolutely do itthis is also why i dont do ERP because i will get way too into it
>>336396664
>>336396676
Stand back or I'll be forced to use violence
>>336389320
Off topic cancerous weeb shitposting isn't tied to a single day, quit trying to make it seem like it's a once a week ordeal.
Why is this shit still on here?
>>336395495
250 BIGGER ASS
250 Puffy Vulva
500 Blowjob expert
250 Thick
250 /ss/
>>336396969
Reminder to ignore shitposters and move on
>>336397060
Sorry, I can't ignore the rampant weeb shitposting on /v/.
This shit isn't vidya.
>>336396841
>implying getting way too into ERP is a bad thing
>>336396969
Anon, this is one of the very few threads that actually produce OC every single week without fail. If you really want to get rid of OC creation threads, you may want to go back to Le Redd it
>>336396841
Practice and practice some more. Experiment, and when you fail you keep experimenting. Study other anon's styles of writings, write shit and make it better. There's only so much I can say, honestly. If you have troubles putting thoughts into words, then maybe you should practice with that first. Think of an action and how it could be described, like a punch would be reeling an arm back, swinging it forward at a high speed, knocking bone and flesh together with a satisfying 'CRACK'.
Just keep practicing.
>>336396893
Don't do anything stupid! We have snipers set up all over the place. Give up!
>>336397237
no, you dont understand
i get very very into it.
>>336397280
the only thing i can go exceptionally well is make guides and tutorials for people.
>>336397301
Let us leave peacefully or 2DS gets it! Look what you made me do, she's crying
QUICK, POST YOUR FAVORITE CONSOLE-TAN IMAGE!No lewds.
>>336393442MILF/ss/futaSell NTR, buy bigger tits
>>336397237
>It produces OC
And? It's off topic content. It's weebfag whyfoo faggotry and /a/ tier cancer. It has nothing to do with video games.
>>336397230
Why not go complain about the LOL threads which actually have absolutely nothing to do with video games, unlike these threads?
>>336397384
Anon, give me your email. I'll be the judge of you being too into it or not.
>>336397425
OH MY GOD
NO
>>336397481its never been posted since im the sole possessor.
>>336397527
>Implying LOL threads and this cancer isn't off topic
They're both shit and shouldn't remain. Just because one is shit doesn't stop this one from being any less full of faggotry.
>>336397527
>Anon, give me your email. I'll be the judge of you being too into it or not.
i dont want to open that closet of skeletons again
that is not a good idea
>>336397552
Good, I'm out of here and I'm posting one more 2DS while I leave and there's nothing you can do to stop it.
>>336396346
Saged, reported, police on their way
>>336397552
Post the image, anon
>>336397706
i would do more than sexualize her.
you need to step it up
>>336397767
you wont get it til i feel its okay to let it free
>>336397525
How is video game console related OC off topic?
>>336397654
PUT THE EMAIL IN THE BAG AND NOBODY GETS HURT
seriously motherfucker good writers are so hard to find for this shit
>>336397636
anon why are you going into threads that are on topic and trying to derail them
>>336397425
You are holding a mentally challenged woman captive and forcing her to whore herself out. You are gong down in a court of law or you die here. Give up.
>>336397968
>How is a thread about drawfag whyfoo faggotry about muh animuus not video games?
Because nothing about it is primary or secondary, not even fucking close.
>>336397968
you can have my email, but you cant get me to partake in ERP
you'll hear only shit about video game prototypesDankSpaghettiO@gmail
>>336398105
That's what you think!
Nobody can resist my charms.
>>336398052
This isn't a forum my friend, being a mini-mod won't earn you a promotion to janitor. Report it and let the mods delete the thread if it breaks the rules.
>>336398225
More like Bully and Berate.
>>336398219
my sexual drive is dead.
to charm me is to perform necromancy. you cant do both.
>>336398225
idgive her a nice game and support her and give some upgrades for nothing in return
>>336398371
>implying I am not a lich
>>336398068
Don't make the xboner cry
>>336398248
Except mods are lazy fucks and let a ton of cancer exist on /v/.
It's best if you're instead educated on why you're shitposting here on /v/ so that you can learn to put your faggot shit in the right board.
>>336398502
>undead cant be revived
>>336397706
All of this 2DS sexualizing is illegal. I'm going to hunt you down and kill you, or my name isn't3DS.
>>336398781
Undead definitely can, you clearly have no idea what the rules of this setting are.
Also we need more images of MobileTan pretending to be a gamer girl.
Maybe one of her streaming ,twitch.tv style
>>336398853
>Undead definitely can
shut the fuck up. if its walking and shit you aint reviving that nigga
>we need more images of MobileTan
Dreamcast first
Can someone post the lewd anime Vita wallpaper I've been seeing. I really want that!
>>336398225
Fuck Ouya.
>>336398371
>necromancy
someone should make a frankensteinesque comic about an anon buying from a garage sale and fixing a tan themselves with hot zombie sex.
>>336399001
You wanna have a philosophical smackdown right now about bringing undead back to life, faggot?
>>336399094
Not a bad idea at all.
>>336396368
You better do the jaguar
Do the math man
>>336399001
http://www.d20srd.org/srd/spells/trueResurrection.htm
you coming back whether you like it or not nigger
>>336399112
>>336399206
Theses are pretty cute.
>>336398105
I sent you an email, anon.
The title is 'ayy bby u wan sum fuk'
>>336399194
id rather you reply to that email like the fuckboi you are
>>336399539
i replied via PSTV :^)
>>336392553
At the very least make her a spider girl faggot,
You always request this shit
>>336399417
Yeah, the second one is pretty funny.
>>336391604
I second this motion to find sauce. Reverse searches come up with nothing
>>336399629
Yeah. I love industry related jokes like this. Best kind of content.
>>336399617
I have no email from you anon, are you sure you gave me the right address?
>>336399653http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1532331#search=G.F.D
>>336399405
>he plays 3.5
>>336395495
>Puffy vulva
>Even bigger tits
>Yuri
>>336397706
>>336396346
Arrested!
Fag who's making the SnesXGenesis story.
I got fucked in the ass today so I couldn't write much, I'll have something by the end of the threads.
But I have to ask some stuff.
I forgot what game SNES is gonna play, can someone remind me?
Also, I plan on the rest of this part to go like this.>SNES plays a game and Genesis watches
>SNES has to go somewhere and leaves Genesis at the house
>N64 finds her, but is kind enough to not tell on her, and ends up calling her a friend
>Then end it when SNES gets home, having the next part take place a week or so later, with Genesis being healed.
Any suggestions?
i can't wait until this shit is removed from /v/
quests was the first step
>>336399784
PSTV clearly sent it but didnt send it i guess.
well fuck thats upsetting.
stand by
>>336400102
Have her play Secret of Mana.
>Promised a very desperate anon I would draw a MSX-tan by the end of today last week
>Haven't even gotten started on it
Please forgive me, anon.
>>336400126
Sadly quests ended up going to the wrong fucking board.
first of all, I'm really sorry for this
second, I think it's already been a month I follow these threads, and I did want to contribute with something, but the only thing I'm using to relearn to draw is Pokémon Art Academy and this is actually my very first try doing something more human like, so you can see the disaster it would be
>>336400832
>pokemon art academy
anon why would you do that to yourself
>>336400832
If you have a decent phone, try ArtRage or Zenbrush. Both are nice but ArtRage is like a mobile Photoshop, holy shit.
>>336400906
well, last time I drew something (read copied from a magazine) was around 10 years ago, and this minigame my brother bought kinda made me want to try get my skill back
also because it's the easiest drawing app I have access right now
>>336400102
Yoshis Island?
Something difficult yet comfy
>>336400609its ok anon im a patient guy
Console upgrade CYOA anon here. Ill be back for more upgrades on about 3-4 hours.
Including putting the upgraded consoles to "use"
>>336402038
Fug, just in time for me to not be able to post due to work. Can't wait to see what happens.
>>336389829
Just make her greedy for control over gaming industry and we are good to go. She can have some super sekrit final form if there needs to be upgrade.
to the anon who requested zeebo-tan, i havent forgotten. i just dont have access to my pc right now and it may be up to a month or so till i do again.
>>336402261
That looks fucking awesome.
what would ps4k and the nx look like? any ideas fellow friends
>>336402494
have to see what they look like first, anon
>>336402386
It's W.I.P, just mindstorming over that concept idea of Console-tan 2D fighter which will never happen.
It'll get better linessome day.
>>336402261
This looks great.
>>336402261
This kinda reminded me of Scott Pilgrim VS The World. Toaster VS The World when?
>>336403224
I'd play it.
Where's the flockmod?
>>336399112
>>336399206
That poor little girl!Where's the string bikini DLC?
>>336403224
>Toaster fighting against the other tans/anons that ignore and mistreat Ouya
would play
>>336403753
http://flockmod.com/thebreakroom
>>336403753
Where it always is.
http://www.flockmod.com/thebreakroom
>>336403224
would make a pretty fun game, final boss would be big old brother PC who he wants to surpass
>>336403680
>I'd play it
Kek, the chances of playing ToastesVTW are about as likely as getting yourself a copy of the SPVTW game.
>>336403860
>>336403878
Thanks!
>>336403903
I have it still though, on my xbox360
>>336403840
>>336403901
>Toaster as Scott
>Ouya as Ramona
>Vita as Knives
>Shield as Matthew #1 (pushover ex)
>PS4 as Lucas #2 (because cool and edgy)
>3DS as Todd #3 (uses "3D powers" and loses them without her glasses)
>Alienware as Roxy #4
>Wii-U and Neo-Geo as Kyle and Ken #5/#6 (/ss/ twins)
>PC as Gideon #7
Best I can come up with.
>>336405250
3DS and 2DS are cute sisters.
>>336404804
If only I had the skill to redo this with tans
any request?
>>336405542
SNES and Genesis playing Ristar, both tans are wearing pajamas.
>>336405359
In fact, they're... Very close.
On a side note, I love this slightly angry look 3DS is usually drawn with. It's very cute.
>>336402494
I drew this up just now. We have no real informaton on NX, so nothing really to work with yet.
>>336404804
Vita should be Kim.
>>336405542
pc and toaster training with punching bags with toast getting very tired very quickly
>>336405620
Yess
>>336405542
Her and N64 out taking pictures of Pokemon.
>>336405542
2DS with a poorly drawn eye over her eyepatch, and 3DS looking concerned.
>>336405359
>im really feelin it
goddammit
>>336405651
im under the assumption that people actually do this unironically
>>336405791
The slightly angry anime eyes are fitting.
>>336405620
Hey, wait a minute, I recognize that scenario...
>>336406158
It's a cute scenario and you know it, just like the entire story it is from.
>>336406493
I always hated cat lingerie. The cat hole looks like a butt. It looks better on a flat chest.
>>336406493
>Wii-U has bigger baps than PS4
Not that I'm really complaining.
please accept garbage
>>336406738
>*Bread not included
It's beautiful garbage.
>>336406738
bootiful
someone make an image of nvidia/amd being PCs fitness trainer
>>336406738
why Wii U is smoking a blunt
>>336406683
>hates cat lingerie
>not gay
The math doesn't add up.
Do you prefer PC as a Small Desktop, Tiny Desktop, or Tower?
requesting mobiletan stealing pctan emulators
>>336407043
We need to spend time doing some hard math.
>>336406738
Actually pretty funny, anon.
Goodnight /ctt/
Love ya.
>>336407034
She's a smoker.
>>336407259
Fuck you.We love you too.
>>336405651
>>336406158
get this KLK wannabee garbage outta here
fucking lazy
>>336406158
>3ds ryuko
>vita satsuki
it has nothing with nothing and still I want it
Well I need to go to work soon so I'm stopping this for today. Here's a pic of my progress and what you can expect. Hopefully I can have something nice for next Tuesday. Criticism and comments welcome (boobs are hard to get right).
>>336407000
or have intel/amd/nvidia/parts maufacturers overseeing pc with a bunch of suction chords hooked up to him while he's doing training and shit like you see in movies and shows
>>336407410
Of course, no wonder why I recognized and liked the look.Ryuko a cute, just like 3DS.
>>336407358
It's funny looking at this and realizing that all that shit was basically a pack of lies.
>>336407475
JESUS CHRIST MAN
WHERE'S HER HEAD?!
>>336406731
It's fucking ridiculous that Nintendo couldn't afford to put most storage space in their console. What's the fucking point of maintaining and supporting an online store if you don't have room to download half the shit?
>>336407956
It's in the bathroom.
>>336406738
you sure do toasty
you sure do
>>336407259
god damn that's fantastic, those proportions and everything is fucking great
>>336399206
>NoA's approach to localization
>>336391193
man i would love to see someone made a doujin out of this...even further elaborating on the lewds...
>>336407956
Heads are hard to do. once I touch things up it's the final part of the modelling process. Disembodiment will be a feature.
>nearly done my fic
>8 PM
oh fuck time is short
>>336408540
Ha, i remember the box art.
>>336408421
>7pm
>Still trying to finish my fic
>Rewritten one set of dialog three times now because FUCK dialog HOLY SHIT
>Still have another fifth of the fic to write
I feel it, man.
>>336399089
Now I'm sad.
>>336408749
please accept these next 3 images as fuel
http://flockmod.com/thebreakroom
>>336409169
>>336409269
>>336409398
Thank you anon, I owe you a burger.
>>336405702
good night. Lewds tomorrow in the afterdark thread
>>336389854
Plus it makes it all the funnier to see that much power being used on so,etching like mine craft, dwarf fortress etc.
That one tan comic where they wonder what he does with all that mighty power?
And he plays with his trains.
Love it.
Taking Requests.i will try to do it in a proper drawing program this time
>>336409992
Gimme somedreamcast hugging vita
>>336409992
Genesis and GBA going fast
>>336409992
Draw somefootjobs.
>>336409992
What a succesful ouya would look like
>>336409992
SNES drinking a glass of milk
>>336410282
trains?
>>336409854
noice, nighty night drawanon
>come for the porn
>finish fapping
>come back to shitpost about how this isn't vidya
Who /mischief/ here?
>>336410392
GenesisspillingSNES'milk.
>>336409992
How about some master system?
>>336410747
I don't have the appropriate comic on hand, but yes, train simulators. They're high end shit, man.
>>336410803
naw son
naw
How do you like your Vita: long messy hair, or short messy hair?
>>336410846
>>336410282
Hah!
Love em both.
>>336409398
>>336409269
>>336409169
They're so cute together
>>336411175
MOOOOODDDDSSSSSSS
>>336411329
it's censored for god sake
>>336411175post the uncensored one if possible
Toaster may have money and games, but he cannot play them all. To OUYA he is the world, to Toaster, he has found another like himself.
May it never endOpen relationship due to house rules where Dreamcast get's to have fun if she wants to
Oh, anon.
We have this pre-owned Vita here, would like to take it home and upgrade it?
Since it's pre-owned, you can upgrade further! You have 2000 points.
Only one person gets to decide the upgrades. The first reply ending in 5 does. If you don't spend ALL your points then your post is invalid, so make sure to add them up.
Upgrades:
FLAT tiddies- 250
THICK- 250
Futa- 750
Slut- Free
/ss/-250
Yuri-500
Female NEET Body Odor - 250
NTR- Free
Dick Sucking Lips- 250
Loli- 500
Anal piercing- 250
MILF- Free, voided if loli is selected
MILF loli - 1000
Bigger ass- 250
Watersports- 250
Loves Sounding- 250
Siscon- 250
Inverted nipples- 250
Sister Rapee- 500 (stacks with siscon)
Puffy vulva- 250 (if Futa is bought, then huge penor)
Loves BBC- Free (stacks with NTR)
Nekomimi- 250
Femdom- 500
Public sex addict- 500
Super Anal Addict- 500
Super Puffy Nipples- 250
Footjob Master- 500
Insert you own fetish- 1000
Cum addict- 500
Blowjob expert- 500
Submissive- 250
Loves spanking- 250
BDSM addict- 250
Femboi-1500 (female upgrades get altered)
Sensitive anus- 500 (multiplies with anal addict)
Pain addict- 250
Nakadashi- 500
Reverse Trap- 750
Impregnation Fetish- 500
Handholding fetish- 1000
Rimming aficionado- 500
Armpit sex master- 250
Bushy carpet- 250 (stacks with fem NEET BO)
Intercrural master- 250
Heart Pupils- 250
Handjob Expert- 250
>>336411175
funny thing is that toasty here is still 30 times more strong that OUYA
who the fuck even likes OUYA?
I'm sure pity sex is involved here in some way.
>>336411625
BIGGER ASS
>>336411625
Thick
>>336411625
F U T A
U
T
A
>>336395668
can i get a story on that?
why did the yak's bashed his head in?
>>336411625
Odor
Loli
VUVLA
>>336411625
/ss/
inverted nipples
bdsm addict
siscon
NTR
>>336411625
NONE, I WANT STOCK YOU Fug
>>336411542
Get your stupid fetish out of hereIn all seriousness I love the pic, it's cute
>>336411625
Nekomimi- 250
Bigger ass- 250
Puffy vulva- 250
Public sex addict- 500
Loves spanking- 250
Siscon- 250
Pain addict- 250
thanks doc
>>336411329
You can't ban true love, anon
>>336411625
Handholding
impregnation
femdom
>>336411625
Public sex addict
Cum addict
BDSM addict
Sister rapist
Slut
FLAT
>>336411625DoubleYuri
Public SA
Pain addict
Heart pupils
>>336411625
Futa, siscon,handholding
>>336396286
this is the best option
>>336411625
Yuri
Nekomimi
BDSM
handholding
>>336411625
Futa
Public sex addict
Femdom
Slut
Siscon
>>336412007
Rerolling for this.
>>336408421
>Nearly finished my comic
>8 pm
I feel you
I feel you deeply
Your feeling I can feel deeply!!
>>336411625
Super Anal Addict- 500
Sensitive anus- 500 (multiplies with anal addict)
Bigger ass- 250
Heart Pupils- 250 but it has to be triggered by pleasure type, and not 24/7
Inverted nipples- 250
this alone for me is enough, but I add
Siscon- 250
to add the ps4 combo
>>336411625
Futa
Heart Pupils
Super Anal Addict
Handjob Expert
Bigger Ass
>>336411625
>milf
>inverted nipples
>submissive
>heart pupils
>nekomimi
>cum addicted
>sensitive anus
>>336411625
thick 250
milf 0
/ss/ 250
footjob master 500furry1000
>>336412237
if you ever need comic fuel i can give some ideas anon
>>336412258
My fellow ass man. I'll reroll for you.
>>336412258
>>336412397
Do you guys not realize he only takes the first couple replies requests?
>>336411625
BDSM addict 250
Femdom 500
Handjob expert 250
Own Fetish - Latex addict 1000
>>336389529
WII
U
>>336412428
let it be senpai
>>336411625
Add on some DSL
>>336412428
a man can dream
>>336412428
>I didn't read the post
It says right there, a 5 decides.
>>336412428
>first reply ending in 5
>>336411625
Femdom- 500
Loves spanking- 250
BDSM addict- 250
Bigger ass- 250
Siscon- 250
Inverted nipples- 250
Puffy vulva- 250
>>336411625
Futa
Public sex addict
Femdom
Slut
THICK
>>336412237
I like how you drew their faces, anon, they look very cute.
>Those love lines (or love handles, whatever they're called) on Mobile
how do you handle this?
>>336412395
Yes! Send them my way!
I'm an extremely slow artist though.
I can't sketch on my tablet so I can never make quick comics. Only "polished" comics.
But give me ideas and hopefully I can do 'em over the weekend
>>336411625
>not a single 5 yet
kek, throw that bitch into the trash where she belongs.
>>336411625
THick
Big ass
Loli
Body odor
Pain addict
Puffy nips
Spanking
>>336412007
One single reroll with Vita content to not waste the post.
>>336411625
Hand holding
Impregnation
Thick
Heart pupils
>>336411625
>>336412258
just one more
>>336411625
>filename
you okay, m8?
>>336412705
finally, fuck
>>336412705
>>336412258
We have a WINNER
>>336412705
>rerolling
that's not fair and you know it.
>>336411625
cum addict
femboi
>>336412494
>>336412502
Oh he changed it
My mistake
I cant believe we havent gotten a 5 yet
reroll for >>336412513
>>336411625
flat
bigger ass
yuri
handholding
>>336412625
you got an email?
mine is in the thread alreadyDankSpaghettiO@gmail
PS4-tan dressed as a titty pirate digging for game treasure and discovering Uncharted 4 when?
>>336412794
We needed rerolls
no one was gettting the 5
Can someone explain how this is allowed here and doesn't belong on /i/?
New thread soonish.
>>336412959
we tried and mods deleted and banned OPs/anons
its not going on /i/ again
>>336412875
Not particularly. You could just post your ideas in the thread. I have a private one if you'd like me to send you an email.
>>336412583
Thanks, anon!
>>336411625
Slut
Bigger ass
Puffy Vulva
Thick
Supper puffy nipples
DSL
Armpit sex
Cum addict
>>336402261
If you guys could make movesets I could code something upalone
>>336412959
Because /i/ mods removed the threads the one time we tried that. These belong on /v/, just filter the thread or hide it.
>>336411625
FEMBOI
CUM ADDICT
>>336413106
>These belong on /v/
>we have to keep it once a week
that's just not fair
>>336411625
thick
impregnation
submissive
insert own - stuffing
>>336411625
FEMBOI
CUM ADDICT
FUCK
>>336413062
please do because my ideas are not meant to be dropped so casually.
>>336413214
Reroll
>vita has back touchscreen
>no comic about her "back touchscreen"
fuck you and your friends and your dog and your wife's son
>>336411625
Bigger tits x 4
hates vita
bigger ass
>>336411625
thick
femboy
bigger ass
>>336411625
I SAID
FEMBOI
AND
CUM ADDICT
>>336413321
theres plenty already
>>336411625
BIGGER ASS
FLAT
HANDHOLDING
PUBLIC SEX
>>336413298
>>336413248
>>336413137
>>336413073
>>336412869
>>336412802
>>336413331
>>336413361
We already had a winner, fucktards
>>336412705
>>336413190
Nobody was forcing us to do it once per week, initially. We decided that so we didn't end up going the was of Katawa Shoujo General and becoming a 24/7 circlejerk.
Instead, we decided to go with a weekly circlejerk. Much better for the long term.
i want vita to tease my latino benis
>>336411625
WHAT THE HELL
I SAID
FEMBOI
AND
CUM ADDICT
>>336413190
That's because we're niche. We get 2-4 threads a week, and if we had these threads on more days of the week it'd be pretty dead and dry.
>>336413413
>fucktard
>>336412705
I guess the Vita is all about that backscreen.
Have fun with your new consoles, anon. Hope to see you back at Gamestop again soon!
New thread
>>336413515
>>336413515
>>336413515
>>336413413
>rerrollin
more like sore fucking loser
>>336413540
>gamestop
i still need to follow your tumbler my dude-man
>>336413582
>>336412794
it was taking a while and just wanted to try a chance, I'm really, really sorry
>>336412875
Kek
