Console-tan thread
Afternoon Edition
>>336389320
Cell Phone Gaming Master Race
TOP THREE TANS, GO!
AAAAAAAWWWWWWWW /CTT/!
DON'T YOU DARE BE SOUR!
CLAP FOR YOUR HANDHELD CHAMPS
AND FEEEEELLLL THE POOOOWWWUUUUHHHH!
IT'S A TUESDAY, YES IT IS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZkfHdk-_nI
>>336389320
I would fuck mobile-tan in my spare time at work.
>>336389529
Utan,
NeoGeo,
Bone
Have a U foot.
>>336389320
How is called this new semen demon?
>>336389529
PS1 Vita Dreamcast
No particular order
Why isn't PC fat like pic related?
>>336389572
FUCK FORGOT THE IMAGE BECAUSE I'M BOOTY
Vita best girl.
>>336389720
I agree
>>336389665
power
>>336389654
that's mobile tan. she embodies the mobile games market with her p2w pandering to children.
>>336389665
Because PC strong.
>>336389587
Mobile-tan doesn't look like a final boss. She'll need to be uprgaded a bit
>>336389665
Because PCs are technically the most powerful.
More power = more attractive.
>>336389665
He has to be strong to play all the new games at ultra high settingsand to emulate all the others.
>>336389665
the tan represents the thing that runs the games, not the thing that plays it.
>>336389665
because if youwant relity then 1 sonygger need at least three vignetes to be draw
>>336389665
Then every tan should be a fat loser
>>336389783
What a surprise, PC fags took over these fun threads with their muh power bullshit
>>336389529
Vita
SNES
Genesis
Vita is lewdest and cutest
SNES has best butt
Genesis is just funny
>>336389843
why is pc male and every other console female
>>336389943
stop looking at my 60 fps, you pervert
>>336389943
It's cleverly disguised, but this is just bait.
>>336389529
Vita
2DS
xbone
>>336389827
why she isn't a loli?
Which is the loliest console tan?
>>336390024
So we can self insert.
>>336389320
Mobile-Tan needs to look like she has lots of plastic surgery since she gets upgraded every couple years.
In fact she should look and sound like Joan Rivers.
>>336390024
cause PC isn't a console.
>>336390024
A de facto design decision is that all computer tans are male (except Alienware) while consoles are female, though that's kind of forgotten about these days.
>>336389665
because you're a retard
Hello, anon. Welcome to Gamestop.
Are you here to acquire a new console-tan?
What can I get for you?
>>336390084
>>336390236
all of it
>>336390084
2DS.
Also, anons, I am willing to learn the RenPy Visual Novel engine over the next couple months/year IF people are willing to actually go with that VN idea. I am taking a year off from school and will have a ton of free time.
I expect to be paid in lewds.
>>336390171
>Alienware isn't male
Wut?
>>336390236
Got any retro systems in the back?
>>336390236
Holy shit that xbone doll is adorable.
I want 10.
>>336390236
pliz neo geo and one mobile.
>>336390236
Give me that Wii-U and all of your Amiibos. I'm gonna stuff her pussy full of 'em.
>>336390271
I love Virtual Boy.
>>336390135What if we self insert as little girls?
>>336390167
>>336390171
i wanna fap to female pc
what are these threads about? what's console-tan?
I always avoided this thread because I assumed it was the new katawa shitjo type thing
Post GenesisXSnes
>>336390367
Only pic of her I have on hand.
>>336390449
There are some alienware lewds floating around the booru if you're that desperate.
>>336390516
Open you mouth wide for the spoon.
Every console/computer has a personality and a physical humanoid body. Then we shitpost about shenanigans between them. It eventually derails into lewds.which everybody loves
>>336390359
Stop, please, I can only see a bad end coming from this. Don't do this, anons, it's not worth the pain.Pls.
>>336390587
Shit, she's just about perfect. Almost to the point I would make her my top tan, fug.
>>336390301
A WiiU, a Xbox one, and a Ps4?
Sure thing! That will be $900 plus slave tax.
Anything else I can get for you?
>>336390516
Consoles made into characters with comics and stories created around this based on the industry, the fanbases, the games, and such.
>>336390818
Your crown.
>>336390818
Didn't you die? like twice?
>>336390818
a bottle of ouya repellant, please.
>>336390359
last warning that a VN would probably be the nail in the coffin for all of /ctt/
>>336390024
>Imposing gender identity onto PC because they are muscular
It's 2016 anon comeon.
>>336390024
PC isn't male. PC can be whatever it wants. Haven't you read the comic where PC turns into a female?
Explain to me why this isn't as cancerous and autistic as the Jojo's crossover thread shit on /co/.
>>336390359
Don't do it anon. It will end /ctt/.
These threads are one of the few things keeping me from killing myself.
>>336391051
So PC is the ultimate ERPer then?
>>336391093
Because you're bothering to pay attention to it.
>>336390359
Not if I work on the fighting game first
>>336389320
why is vita such a slut?
>>336391113
The only thing keeping me from killing myself is my unwillingness to ass myself to do it. I'll let time take its toll on me before i try again
I can live without a VN. It would take away from the fun to be honest.
Reminder to ignore shitposters.
Reminder that you shouldn't buy an Ouya.
Reminder that you shouldn't sexualize the retards.
Reminder to havefun.
>>336391290
>>336391290
you tell meim disappointed in the tits on that pic set from that artist. missed opportunity.
>>336391376
>
Kind of related, anyone knows if bakemononster still has some gallery somewhere? his tumblr is dead.
>>336391193
Basically
>>336390084
not a loli due to even less powerful and dated hardware than wii
>>336390236
You know what I wantBattletoads
>>336391290
full picture where?
>>336391334
A VN would only work if the team worked separately from the thread. Else it would just devolve into constant discussion and would die a slow painful death.vita best girl
>>336391353sexualize the 2ds
>>336390896
>>336390907
My crown is not for sale, and I'll be Ok. Don't remove your VR headset.
Alright, anon. Here's Xbone. Would you like to spend some of your MS credits to upgrade your console? You have 750 MS credits.
Upgrades:
Bigger tits- 250
THICK- 250
Futa- 750
Slut- 500
/ss/-250
Yuri-500
NTR- Free
Dick Sucking Lips- 250
Loli- 500
Brocon- 250
First reply decides how to spend the credits.
>>336391632
how can she not be best?
look at this shit >>336391448
Anyone do console gaming with a headset for audio output?
I'm considering it for Rainbow Six Siege, I just use my TV speakers right now, but I can't hear footsteps and other little details.
>>336391648
2DS is cute! Not sexual!
>>336391353
>Reminder that you shouldn't buy an Ouya
Too late
>>336391479
He said he doesn't.
>>336391770
/ss/
>>336391770
all on THICKNESS
>>336391770
Tits pls
>>336391770
Loli
>>336391770
NTR futa, to make everyone mad.
>>336391632
I'm no fool, I've already seen and been involved in projects led by complete retards, I know to completely separate a project from the thread that spawns in
>>336391603
my heart
im sad now
>>336391648
i have so much i can do with 2DS that would destroy more than just purity
>>336391479
see
>>336382913
>>336384743I probably linked it wrong
>>336389529
2ds, Genesis and PS4
>>336389626
>neogeo
You the first one to mention her today I think. I'm surprised.
>>336391770
slooot
>>336391967
Well if you're sure you know what you're doing, then go nuts. Just try to keep it separate.
>>336391648THE FORBIDDEN FOLDER IS FORBIDDEN FOR A REASON, ANON
>>336390448
Did you know that the creator of Game Boy and Virtual B, Gunpei Yokoi might have been killed by nintendo?
>>336392150
Do you still have a link to the folder download? I lost my folder last week.
Hey guys 3DSdrawnig here
I did this two weeks ago but my SD died so i had to do it all over again
But i actually like more how it turned out this time
Sorry for the low resolution
>>336392176
Famicom sent her goons on him.
>>336391861
>>336391890
>>336391891
You have chosen /ss/, tits, thick. Your Xbone will be blast with its intended demographic.
Next up, your WiiU
>>336392176
/r/-ing GB tearfully assassinating Gunpei on Nintendo's orders. Plz drawfags, ur my only hope
>>336392150
ara ara what could be in that ss folder
Has anyone done any of the VR headsets? Rift-tan, Vive-tan, Morpheus-tan?
>>336392361
All into slut.
>>336392309
Very cute
>>336392361
tits, /ss/
>>336392361
/ss/-250
Yuri-500
NTR- Free
Loli- 500
Do it
>>336392361
/ss/ model plz
>>336392409
>>336392118
I've got no intention of doing it if nobody wants it.
>>336392361
tits pls
>>336392361
upgrade wii U withspiders.
>>336392445
>>336392252
I just made a new link, here you go.http://pastebin.com/cGmjkG2F
There needs to be a middle-aged PC that while isn't muscled-up like the latest generation PC, is still stronger than the toaster-PC and is quite smart too.
He needs to represent the 2001-2008 era PC gaming when RTS, 4x and Grand Strategy games were popular and simulators were the be-all and end-all of everything.
Games like Jane's Fleet Command and IL2 requires lot of processing power aka "brains"
>>336392536
Of course we want it, it's just that everyone expects the project to fail
>>336392054
>deleted because he doesn't use it
fucking hell, just leave it unupdated then, but don't outright delete it.
It's getting nigh impossible to track back broken links on the internet nowadays, with all user created content being concentrated on like 5 sites total.
>>336392569
Carmack has been making that face since he popped out of the womb, I love that guy
>>336392579
>forbidden
I can hear the partyvan on it''s way.
>>336392579
Im not falling for that shit again
im still mad about it
Other request from last week.
I'll only take one request this week since I've been really tired lately.Non-lewd as always.
>>336392569
Need vive-tan now.
>>336392773
Genesis
>>336392708
It's forbidden for a reason.
>>336392718
>Vita+PS4+Xbone+Wii-U Orgy.webm
There's no rickrollthis time.
>>336392773
Alienware trying to imitate Wii U
>>336392773
SNES NTR's Genesis with Saturn
>>336392658
I do actual project management for software as my job that makes me money.
>>336392579
>inb4 it's dolphin porn or literal CP
I kinda want to download it and hope it's neither of those
>>336390024
Because males are objectively better than females.
>>336392904
It's a trustworthy download, anon. Nothing illegal or dangerous about it.
![2d1644b1654cf9184ae82681e45d4f5b[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/r6tFBtG.jpg "2d1644b1654cf9184ae82681e45d4f5b[1].jpg")
>>336392803
Why hasn't his face been shooped onto this cat, or vice versa
>>336389843
No it doesn't. There are plenty of old, low powered consoles that are depicted as pretty.
>>336393059
There's also a picture of some dog with a birthday hat on, I think, and it's making the same Carmack face.
>>336391193
>implying this isn't the real pc face
Thousands of games and no motivation to play them.
>>336393048
Goddamit man I just want my console-tan lewds.
I only have so many lewd stories, images andERP logsto jerk it to.
>>336392773
Cute!!
>>336392904
I've got it.
The lewd folder is a little too much so download at you're own risk.
I guess I'll count these
>>336392834
>>336392898
as one and do
>>336392894
later?
Can't guarantee any times on these but I'll try and finish them by next Tuesday.Also what happened to one?
>>336392876
NO
FUCK YOU
DONT MAKE ME BE NICE TO THIS OUYA
Now you input upgrades.
Here's your wiiU, anon! You have 1000 credits in your NNID.
What would you like to buy for your WiiU?
Upgrades:
Bigger tits- 250
THICK- 250
Futa- 750
Slut- 500
/ss/-250
Yuri-500
NTR- Free
Dick Sucking Lips- 250
Loli- 500
Brocon- 250
MILF- Free, voided if loli is selected
MILF loli - 1000
Bigger ass- 250
Non-smoker- 250
Watersports (PiiU)- 250
Siscon- 250
Hates Vita-tan- Gain +250 credits
Inverted nipples- 250
>>336392579
>console tans
>lewd
>lewder
>forbidden
I shouldn't have opened that folder
>>336393197
>ERP logs
Put 'em in the bag and no one is hurt, anon.
>>336393348
What do you mean by 'a little too much?'
>>336393197
give me those logs my nigga
>>336393194
>paralysis of indecision
Are you me?
>>336393442
LOLI
/ss/
NTR
>>336393442
MILF
>>336393442
Bigger tits
Slut
NTR
Inverted nips
>>336392361
Tits, THICK, Lips
>>336393442
all in /ss/
>>336393442
milf
>>336393468
>>336393442
slut
MILF
Siscon
>>336393461
HOLY FUCK ANON YOU'RE GONNA GET US ALL IN SERIOUS TROUBLE
D E L E T E
E
L
E
T
E
>>336393442
Ass, Tits, THICK, make her hate Vita and add Yuri!
>>336393464
>>336393503
Can you guys bare to read over 16k words worth of ERPing?
>>336393660
>make her hate Vita
>>336393503
>>336393464
Foolish anons, my lewdest logs could arouse the gods themselves
>>336393584
There's only 3 images in there. I haven't opened any yet, what am I in for?
>>336393730
I could read that one-handed
>>336393660
>make her hate vita
>>336393461
This is a christian board anon!
>>336393823
>>336393730
stop teasing me!
There is a CYOA going on already?
>>336393845
>>336393991http://pastebin.com/xwRArPau
Man, this thread has gone to some weirdand lewdplaces pretty fast.
>>336393636
>>336393979
YOU CAN'T STOP ME
>>336393524
Your WiiU seems to prefer playing with other little boys. It shuts down and crashes everytime you try to use it.
Next up, your Ps4.
>>336390236
Wait a minute isnt this that gamestop futa that got progressively lewder until she attempted to rape us?
>>336390024
Men are stronger and age better than women.
>>336394161
MOOOOOOODSHoly fug 2DS is so hot. I want to fug her.
>>336394090
Seems like it.
>>336394121
And so our story begins..
>>336394216
Damn fuckin righti have your pink knight by the way. can i follow your tumblr or something?
>>336394161
Stop anon. Before it's too late.
>>336394216
Futa.
>>336394161
N O
O
S T O P
T
O
P
YOU MADMAN THIS IS ILLEGAL
>>336394121
>mfw I did half of this ERP
>mfw it was fucking awesome
>>336393442
Bigger tits
Bigger ass
Inverted nipples
Dick-sucking lips
>>336394090
Yup. If you're the "regular" CYOA anon, maybe try in an hour or two.Jag a cute.
>>336394216
>>336394371on male
>>336394427
>inverted nipples
>big tits
>big ass
now there's a man with taste
I suggest you read >>336394121
>>336394494
Can you draw jaguar in a zoot suit
I need it to meme on my friend with
>>336389665
not everything is built in your image anon
>>336394374
>>336394326
>>336394265
what if I slow it down?
>>336394378
>Mfw I did half of the ERP on top of two others
>Mfw I still haven't fucking finished my fic
God dammit, I need to stop being so distracted by /ctt/.At least I finished all those ERP sessions. Gonna take a break from those for a while.
>>336394325
At least there's the illusion that some one wants her.
>>336394494
yes but is gonna be too late for me to start a new adventure.
>>336394689
CHILDREN
ARE DYING
AND YOU
YOU MONSTER
HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?!
>>336394689
I don't know how to feel.
I guess I'll see you guys in prison.
>>336394689
Never do a slow jerk.
So remember that Vita-tan pregnancy inflation story I promised last week?Its not quite done yet, at all. Its very incomplete and incomprihensive. I need at least another week to work on it. Sorry senpaitachi
>>336389320
PS4-tan can do that now that shes NEO
>>336389665
There are fat people on this board?
There are people who can't do vertical sit-ups with two 25lbs dumbbells?
How disgusting
>>336394712
Don't say that anon, who else willhelp me write the sequel where they double team Vita-tan
I still wish PC was a cute girl instead of a homo with a good physique. I understand PC os powerfull and all, but most people can't even play at 60fps
>>336392309
This is great, nice job.
>>336394980
as long as you can do something with ouya toaster and vanilla im down
>>336395013
Don't tease the poor anons, anon.Then they'll expect us to go through with it.
>>336395017
>PC
>A homo
>>336394824
>>336394919
>>336394970
Ok, no lewdness this time
>>336395017
PC is basically a superhero, as are all the other tans. They represent their respective machine in the most positive light. This whole thing started with making light of Xbox One's features and making them somehow positive character traits.
>>336395191
>implying we won't in the future
>implying I won't if you don't
THE LEWD MUST FLOW
and the cute too
>>336395192
>
>>336395230
I'M CALLING THE POLICE
>>336390927
Why?
>>336395290
This whole thing started with making fun of Xbox one
No, Not even close. Console tans have been around since 2004 with the comics of the guy living with his personified PS2/Wii/DS twins.
>>336395230
Liar
>>336395230
YOU FUCKING LIAR
And now your Ps4! Your PSN account has a whooping 1500 credits! I wonder what are you going to get!
Upgrades:
Even Bigger tits- 500
THICK- 250
Futa- 750
Slut- Free Upgrade for Ps4
/ss/-250
Yuri-500
NTR- Free
Dick Sucking Lips- 250
Loli- 500
Anal piercing- 250
MILF- Free, voided if loli is selected
MILF loli - 1000
Bigger ass- 250
Watersports- 250
Loves Sounding- 250
Siscon- 250
Hates Vita-tan- Gain +250 credits
Inverted nipples- 250
Sister Rapist- 500 (stacks with siscon)
Puffy vulva- 250 (if Futa is bought, then huge penor)
Loves BBC- Free (stacks with NTR)
Nekomimi- 250
Femdom- 500
Exhibitionism- 250
Anal Addict- 250
Super Puffy Nipples- 250
Foot fetish- 500
Cum addict- 500
Blowjob expert- 500
Has games- 999999999999999999999
>>336389320
tiddies
>>336395495
THICK THICK THICK THICK
>>336395495
All into anal piercings
>>336395495
slut
puffy vulva
Siscon
>>336395495
All on Puffy Vulva
>>336395495
MILF
SLUT
/ss/
SISCON
SISTER RAPIST
>>336395495
DUMP IT ALL INTO MILF AND /SS/
>>336395495
DICK SUCKIN LIPS
cum addict
Sister Rapist
BJ expert
>>336395495
Fuck uhhh
Bigger tits
MILF
Sister rapist
Femdom
>>336392176
Yakuza killed him. Just like Tomokazu Fukushima
>>336395475
They've been around of course, just not quite the way they are now.
>>336395490
Oh god my dick is on fire
>>336395717
FAP TO PUT IT OUT
>>336395376
I think we may have gone too far with the lewd stuff in this thread.
>>336395763
>friction
YOU FUCKING MAD MAN
>>336395230
I feel betrayed and violated.
>>336395770
Aren't we supposed to wait till night time for the lewd shit?
>>336395495
ps4 has bloodborne fag
>get stuck on how to write the ending to a fic
>take a shower
>come up with two lines that would be enough to carry the ending on their own
best feel
>>336395495
MILF Loli
Bigger Ass
Hates Vita
Sister rapist
>>336395770
not even close
>>336395810
THE FIRE CANT BURN IF THERES NO OXYGEN
FAP SO FAST ALL OXYGEN DISSIPATES AROUND THE SHAFT
>>336395768
OFFICER! ARREST THAT MAN WHO IS SEXUALIZING THE RETARD!
>>336395846
Can't wait.
>>336395836
It's like 11 in my country.
>>336395846
>Hey, wanna fuck my ass?
>Hell yeah
>>336395495
- Hates Vita-tan (+250)
Sorry Vita, I need this.
- Even bigger tits (1250 left)
- Dick sucking lips (1000 left)
- Anal addict (750 left)
- Bigger Ass (500 left)
- Puffy vulva (250 left)
- Nekomimi
Crhist that was haerd
>>336396043
motherfucker dont leak my script
>>336396049
>hates vita
She doesn't deserve it.
>>336395495
Watersports
Cum Addict
Blowjob Expert
/ss/
>>336395495
So what? Is it Dubs get or Anon chooses?
Milf Loli
Hates Vita
Bigger Tits
Watersports
>>336389665
Because we need at least one character to self isert into
>>336396116
>>336396043
let me in on this. im pseudo writefag.
i make ideas and make some stories but i cant ever get the words crafted properly.i draw but not on a level that matters
>>336395495
Even Bigger tits x 3
Hates Vita-tan
Bigger Ass
>>336396206
You disgust me.
Poor vita.
>>336392602
I hope this isn't a complete disaster.
Been a while I drew anythingwith a mouse, someone please take over the wheel.
>>336396116
Now I'll leak the full version, bitch.
>Hey, wanna fuck my ass?
>Hell yeah,Genesis
>>336395546
>>336395583
>>336395603
Thick, anal piercing, slut, puffy vulva, siscon, Sister rapist.
What a console you got there, anon!
After a short break we might do more. Be back soon.
>>336395495
All into Super Puffy Nipples
>>336395910
I am innocent!
>>336396346
called the police
>>336396368
make sure 2DS or Vita is next
>>336396368
Now we build PC
>>336396368
