This is seriously the best thing to happen ever since hackers on TF2 got snuffed out.
>>336385834
What is? What am I looking at, nerd?
>>336386469
This. Nobody plays this game anymore.
>>336386469
My best guess it's a guy that got VAC banned and had an expensive item in his inventory. That means the item is now lost. If the 8000 Keys is true it's probably worth around 16.000$ since one key is around ~2$.
>>336386469
This guy had an inventory worth 20k and he used Lmaobox, he got banned and now tries to spin it as a positive thing.
A lot of traders and UGC players had expensive inventories lost cause of hacking.
>>336386469
>paid hack got undetected for years
>people so cocky they use hacks on their main accounts despite being no need to do so
>hacks is now detected
>12 thousand bans in one day
what it does is basically permanently lock the items in your inventory.
The most expensive ban basically burned 20k dollars in game items.
Guy went FULL damage control mode, talking about paragraphs on how he wanted to get banned, despite the fact that until the day before no one knew valve found a way to detect the hack
Is that thing worth 20k just because people say or does it have any actual desire. I can't imagine anyone trades anymore but the fucks that are in too deep
12,000 BANS
biggest mass banning ever for a popular game?
>>336387158
Wait, 12k bans in one day? And that is all from this paid cheat program?
And IIRC those paid cheat programs run on a subscription. So even if that is only a buck a month to subscribe the guys making it were earning at least 12k a month just from this one program on one game. All for ruining a game for the majority of the player base.
Why don't we ever rage on these peoples websites and forums?
>>336388220
probably because its easy to just ban or block new posters on private forums?
>>336388220
lmaobox i think just charged a one time $20 fee. that's still a shitload of cash though.
>>336387745
The price doesn't actually hold up on how good it looks, but sums of that magnitude were paid for it, thing is only a select bunch of people have that kind of money in the game, we're talking maybe 80
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dfcMHrF3dGByk-UV8CEDhhhDVBhb3Uo2QC7kWU6ciEs/edit?pref=2&pli=1#gid=0
A list of some pro players that got VAC'd
>>336387158
Can you give link to his damage control paragraphs?
>>336387158
The amount of damage control from people who got VAC'd in that wave and had huge inventories is hilarious.
>nah I don't care that I just lost 1000 dollars
>haha, l-l-look at all these faggots getting made that i hacked, i'm not the l-l-loser here!
>I knew it was coming so it doesn't b-b-other me!
honestly put a huge smile on my face
>>336388980
>people can't be happy about their misfortune because reasons
>n-no, i-it's damage c-control11!!
>>336388980
I don't believe they lost anything, they were never going to sell them
>>336388967
http://steamcommunity.com/id/JCapps
Just under the displayed items
>>336389150
Yeah, that is a good example of what damage control looks like. You nailed it.
guy goes on steam profile saying it was an intentional ban.
he lost 20,000$ worth of shit.
lmaobox was detected steam went thru raped tons of tf2 hackers.
>>336388020
ring0 detection in csgo 2 years ago, caught tons of people by looking at dns cache
>>336389150
Hi JCapps, how you doing buddy?
>>336389150
>>336389150
No, no they can't. Otherwise you would be fine if I, say, took all of your money. And then you tried to say "No, it's find, I wanted to get robbed"
>>336389304
Holy shit this guy is gonna kill himself
>>336386736
>>336387132
I assume it's not really lost, it' s just locked away until the VAC ban is lifted? I think it's like 3 years or something?
Still, I'm pretty happy about that. Cocky script kiddies getting what they deserve.
>>336389304
>don't wanna make the game unfun for others
>hacks
Man I love when people don't know how to bow out gracefully
>>336390671
Vac bans are never lifted nerd
>The majority of recent TF2 news is about virtual items and nothing about the actual game itself
fucking wow.
Why can't we go back to it being included only in the orange box with no alternative bullshit?
>>336390726
http://www.vacbanned.com/listing/unbanned
>>336390726
Really? I thought they just had super long durations (several years).
>>336390671
They're permanent, those items are out of the economy forever baring the discovery of some exploit that allows them to be traded.
>>336390131
i have a 300$ woth of steam inventory for games i dont even play anymore. if i would get banned, it wouldnt even bother me. its not a lost money if i never even intend to sell them. My wow account was prob worth a few thousands, with many unoptainable achievements and items and BiS gear. full t3 warior, black qiraji, black drake, immortal, magic seeker, ect ect. and i havenplayed wow for about 3years and im not selling it or planing on ever playing the game, some people just dont care about price of the virtual goods. it dosent have to be damage control.
>>336390835
play the ps3/xbox360 versions of the game. it hasnt been updated since 2008
also vanilla servers exist
>>336387158
>tfw used achievment program to unlock some weapons when i was casual(so i didnt had to download another game to unlock a spy knife)
im glad i dont play anymore
>>336390835
The last campaign just ended not too long ago and we still get plenty of maps and fixes.
People want new weapons and shit but honestly we have so many worthless weapons that we should be buffing those first.
>>336390835
>alternative bullshit
Speaking of, I love that valve now has servers for medieval mode.
>>336389304
>intenntentionlly flushes 16k down the drain
>I used my main account so I would get banned
>I would use a dummy account if I just wanted to piss players off
So using his main account to cheat doesn't piss people off? He couldn't have just sold his account or deleted it if he had an addiction to TF2? Is anyone even buying this shit?
>>336391179
Your logic is fucking shit, stfu.
It's like If I was saying " hey, I have a paint in my bedroom worth 12000$, but it's okay if someone steal it since I'm not planning to sell it or anything".
Moron.
>>336391571
Not really. I can't tell why that anon is going so hard to defend some hypocritical hacking tf2 fag.
I don't get why anybody would expect not to get caught using mainstream hacking tools. The only way you could not get caught is if you were paying good money for some exclusive hack few people would ever use and hope to stay under the radar.
As soon as hacks are advertised openly online you can be sure volvo has it and can figure out a way to detect it. Then they just need to wait long enough to ban as many people as possible. Those people really got what they deserved.
>>336390131
If you didn't care you wouldn't write full page rants explaining that you don't care. You just, like, wouldn't care.
The extent to which some of these people try to explain why getting VAC ban was the best thing that ever happened to them proves how buttdevastated they are.
>>336391053
Wouldn't it be nicer if your items got scattered and sent to everyone playing TF2 currently like the giftapult did? Imagine the reaction of the person that would get the unusuals and Aussies from this massive ban wave.
>>336385834
probably a stupid question, but how the fuck does a cheat that's publicly sold over a fucking website not get caught by VAC almost immediately after release?
is valve just completely fucking lazy or what?
>>336391767
no one stole their items tho, they are still there, so your logic is no better.
>>336391571
It appears you don't show signs of mental disease or addiction. Good for you!
>>336391882
>The only way you could not get caught is if you were paying good money for some exclusive hack few people would ever use and hope to stay under the radar.
Do people actually do this?
>>336392241
it used some exploit that could only be traced through finding its code, which some dev put in github and someone found and sent to valve
>>336392241
what if valve released the hack
and now move onto a new easy money premium hack
>There are people on /v/ that haven't gone melee only Heavy before
His highest playtime on steam is TF2 with about 4.5k hours on record with the next closest not even at 400. How long do you think he's been at this and what will he do next as he spirals downward to becoming an hero? Certainly looks like this has put a void in his life.
>>336392393
They used to in cs 1.6 and source all the time. There was a circle jerk of go to people to get your own private hacks made. I wouldn't be surprised if people still do in GO
>>336392396
what do they need the code for if they can clandestinely buy the binary and run it through disassemblers, debuggers, etc?
>>336392367
It's still the same effect, and posting dumb reaction image won't help you to look less like a retard, go be a cuck somewhere else, mister " it's ok if thousands of dollars of items are locked behind a vac ban ".
>>336392478
>gutter trash
you might be a man of true class
>>336392393
Not sure, I'm not familiar with the scene behind these tools. I'd expect games with a strong "pro player" community like CS would be more likely to have people pay for tailor-made hacks. Is there even a pro tf2 scene anymore?
>>336392478
That's what medieval mode is for
>>336392606
I would wager he's lookin at new games to hide from his problems in while he deals with soul crushing butt devastation
>>336392478
>there are people on /v/ IN THIS THREAD RIGHT NOW who have never even played TF2 before
>>336392820
Those lucky fucks.
>>336392673
They actually had thought of that, which is why every user had a different binary, loaded every time the hack run.
The Lmaobox devs knew there was an exploit in their own hack that made it easily detectable, but Valve found it first when the github leaked.
>>336392478
>>336392696
>one
>two
>the end!
All Valve needs to do now is pass a second wave of Cheater's Lament for everyone who didn't hack, the concentrated salt from that would most likely kill the TF2 community
I love how everyone here assumes valve couldn't ban cheaters until they got the cheat for themselves, valve has the debug tools to ban any cheat they want. They literally just don't care.
>>336393027
so it sounds like Valve is shit at cheat detection and just used a blacklist for 99% of the job instead of behavioral recognition.
it would be interesting to see what they finally keyed in on and whether it will be trivial to just work around that fault again...
why is it so easy to produce a hack and so difficult to detect them
>>336391882
>you can be sure volvo has it and can figure out a way to detect it.
>> figure out a way to detect it.
are you actually retarded?
>>336393617
I don't think so? What is retarded in that comment?
>>336393592
It's not.
>>336393748
You're assuming valve has to "figure out the cheat". Most cheats are pasted from MPGH anyhow.
>>336392112
It's good for the economy from valve's perspective if they get removed, I think.
>>336388020
Is that Zone-tan?
>>336393027
Boy that was the most retarded thing I read today
>>336392112
that's a great idea actually send that in to Gaben
>>336393483
You could say that, yeah. But then Lmaobox can go from the very obvious constantly spinning, constantly headshotting kind of aimbot to the very subtle, "is this guy hacking or just really fucking good?" kind of aimbot.
Didn't CS:GO have a thing some months ago where someone released a free "undetectable" hack that that intentionally did something barely visible but a clear sign of hacking, that Valve caught on and promptly issued a banwave?
So how is the trading economy going to look after this?
Any different at all or more or less the same?
>>336393592
It's not and it's not, it just takes time and resources for valve to do it. That's why they mostly aim for the big ones and take their sweet time collecting cheater logins before issuing a big ban wave. This is more dissuasive that way, you never know when you'll get caught.
>>336393857
They have to figure out a way to detect the hack which won't produce false positives yes. Still not sure what you're trying to say. Someone has to code the cheat detection code at some point.
>>336392478
>>336392696
>>336393064
BODY
BODY
BODY
BODY
BODY
UPPERCUT!
>>336393483
Nope, they can ban just about any cheats they want, they're just too lazy.
>>336391882
>Diablo 3
>use Turbohud
>b-but all it does is read the game's memory and inject a UI into the game. Nothing against the EULA!
People ban when it causes them to lose money this day in age.
Nobody cares anymore. Nobody wants accountability. 100% of the games to play have liability wavers in them that says "you can sue them in person for any reason" and that's why people have to class-action lawsuit.
>>336390860
Those are some of the false bans that they got lifted
>>336391008
bans given out prior to 2005 had super long durations, bans given out after are permanent. You only get unbanned if you were banned wrongfully.
>>336394386
*can't sue
>>336391323
I agree it's important to buff the weapons that are worse than stock (eg Sun on a Stick), as well as nerfing the weapons that are much better than stock (eg Disciplinary Action).
However, some classes do still need new weapons, and balancing out the existing ones hasn't been happening anytime soon, so might as well ask. Medic only has 13 unique weapons, pic related is his whole arsenal, compared to Soldier's 26 available weapons. The last time Medic or Spy got a weapon was in 2012.
Give Engineer, Spy, Medic, Pyro, and Heavy one new weapon each and the amount of weapons in the game will be perfect.
>>336394082
TF2 cheats are not on the cutting edge of coding, most of them still use the same coding base from 2012 made by another MPGH paster. You do realize the only reason why LMAOtrash hadn't received a vac wave years ago is because the dev just hides the process as internet explorer. Something vac can easily find.
>>336394256
From what I heard, they could have banned VAC, but they would have had to use invasive anticheat measures to check your computer's running processes constantly, and I'm glad they didn't take that path since now we got the cheats detected anyway.
Considering Steamguard and Steam Mobile Authenticator, and Steam itself already being a DRM, I don't particularly want any more of that kind of shit.
>>336393483
Behavioural recognition is tricky though. It can be very effective but Valve can't take the risk to ban even one player by mistake, they need to be very conservative about their banwaves.
It can be very hard to differentiate between a good hack and a very good player based on behaviour alone.
Besides that requires tuning and maintenance which means that it takes dev time and costs money.
I think Valve current approach is fine, they don't need to catch all the cheaters, they just need to catch enough of them so that other players realize that it's too risky to cheat. It's all about dissuasion, cheaters always gonna cheat anyway.
>>336394505
Ah that's what I remembered then. Thanks.
>>336394816
Well sure but they still have to write the code to do it and make sure it's not buggy. That's maybe a few days work for a dev which needs to be scheduled etc... I'm sure it's not very complicated code to write but there's a lot of overhead to that sort of stuff when you run a big company. I'm sure they try to do as little as possible, especially with a game like tf2 that's probably really low on their radar these days.
>>336394020
Considering it was only a couple thousand TF2 item-focused accounts banned, not much. The Hat economy will go on unfettered.
The two week market hold if you don't have a phone for the authentication has had a far stronger effect on market prices, since the majority of people don't have a smartphone or means to receive texts. Takes much longer for shit like cards to plummet to the 0.03 to 0.07 they all usually get to if the game is at all popular. I've seen the price of cards even steadily increasing for smaller games.
is there any nice hacking video though ?
like myg0ts did ?
>>336390671
They are permanent. I deserved it though :(
>>336395107
You do realize they do check your processes right?
>>336391179
This makes no sense and doesn't resemble what is currently happening.
You're basically saying you don't care about things that you haven't touched in YEARS. This hacking faggots lost items on a game they where playing the day before, wich they obviously intended on playing for a longer time.
Just because you said something stupid in a post doesn't mean you have to try and justify it with ass-backwards logic, because you end up looking like an even bigger mongoloid.
>>336395398
>:(
yes, you deserve it.
>all the DINDU NUFFIN whines of the people that got banned
lmfao'd at literally every single one of them
>>336395969
memearrows just make frowns angry
>>336395889I did not realize. Bit of a casual at privacy, though I try. I guess I'll just be a cuck and put up with that one too, but I wish I'd known about GOG and other alternatives earlier. At least I managed to avoid giving them most of my details, and my processes won't tell them that much I suppose. Thanks, anon
So what would the potential "invasive" anticheat measures I heard about do, if not check running processes?
post yfw not vac banned
>>336387158
>Majority of the users were fucking snipers
Valve should auction their fucking shit for lower the price just because
>>336396303
>>336396304
Due to the infinitely generating nature of scrap, the value of items in the economy is always decreasing and decreasing, so all these items being removed is actually a good thing for everyone who's not the snipers because it makes existing inventories slightly more scarce.
>>336396270
Some anticheats actually check your hard drives. punkbuster is pretty bad, they just take constant screenshots of your screen and look for discrepancies
>It's been almost a year since the last "bi-annual" comic was released
>>336396303
>>336394771
>Give Engineer, Spy, Medic, Pyro, and Heavy one new weapon each and the amount of weapons in the game will be perfect.
That seems really underwhelming, it should be something like two weapon sets at most, then just balancing all the weapons to the best of their ability before they release any new weapons.
>>336385834
>A lot of high level sniper mains got Vac'd
>tfw
>>336395294
there are literally channels dedicated to hacking on tf2
>>336396769
and most are shit made my 12yo
>>336389150
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdDpwxYn69I
>>336396831
just like your post?
>>336396831
made by*
fuck.
>>336396693
>tfw the engineer hasn't gotten an actual new weapon since the rescue ranger in 2012
>>336396873
holy shit
>>336396898
uncalled for.you fucking cuck
>>336396693
>That seems really underwhelming
Even a single weapon can be gamechanging, for example what Rescue Ranger does to Engineer's playstyle.
I wouldn't mind having a few more than those 5, but one weapon each is easier to balance, and there is such a thing as having too many weapons in the game.
>>336397021
>com
>>336397127
>hitler is right wing
nice meme you degenerate commie
>>336397242
Hitler based his political party on communist hate, you stupid idiot.
>>336396962
>2012
Sweet jesus, it's been that long already?
And to think that TF2 has now been free for longer than it was pay-to-play.
>>336396962
Panic Attack sort of counts, but since it's an underwhelming numerical change and allclass, you're pretty much right.
What I would REALLY want to see is a new PDA for the Engineer. The only thing he's gotten in 9 years in the way of buildings is a smaller version of the normal Sentry.
He needs more options in that regard, they might even be able to give him something that makes him not so fucking useless outside of turtling last point defenses to shit.
Who needs hacks when you have the vaccinator
>>336397441
You can play very aggressively with the jag if you know what you're doing in terms of the map itself.
>>336397353
have you seen is fucking politics ?
everything was state controlled.
it sure has fuck was full blown socialist
you're either a memer or a communist to consider his politics to be right wing
>>336397441inb4 someone says "gunslinger", that thing doesn't actually make him a viable class
>>336396303
>>336397614
Can you read a graph? Serious question here.
>>336397591
True but depends who you're playing against. most competent players know how to focus down a Sentry and then Jag gimps you even harder because of its repair rate.
That said it fucking frustrates me in pubs when a clever engineer on offense builds a sentry overlooking our defense while his team is pushing, because most pub teams are completely incapable of dealing with the sentry and the enemy at the same time, and then they get melted by the lv3.
>used the item farming program back when item drops were new
>valve shuts it down and all of the 8 or sot housand people that used it got "punished"
>everyone who did not use the program got the halo hat
>i still got the halo hat later
Valve can't even punish people properly.
>>336396303
Feels good.
>>336397862
That's why you use the rescue ranger. That long-distance pickup is invaluable. Wrangler-jumping to get from place to place is very useful too.
People who say engineer have a low skill ceiling really irritate me.
>>336385834
I thought vac bans in waves?
So this could of been from ages ago
Wait...this guy didn't actually drop 20k on virtual garbage did he?
>>336398302
He did
>>336398476
wow that's insane
>>336398648
The funny part is that it's just ONE item in his inventory. So he's likely dropped even more.
Me personally, I got into the trading crazy back in 2012. Made a good amount of money. Nothing over a couple hundred dollars, but hey it's nice to supplement my library without using actual real world money.
>>336398302
He was the average /tf2g/ poster.
> I don't like failing or losing . I partially don't like winning either since someone else has to lose. So what did I do? I would spend most of my time running around achievement servers killing bots and spamming pootis, because there are no losers there. Everyone wins.
>>336398078
It's true that Engie has great tricks like that, but again, it depends on who you're playing against and in what mode.
I'm mainly referring to symmetrical 5CP, because it's going to be the main competitive mode for matchmaking. And in 5CP vs competent players you're not really going to get the chance to build a sneaky Lv3 and sentry jump to a good location without setting your team back a fair bit from being down a player, especially because you can't roll out quickly. It's been tried before, and it's impressive but not effective.
>>336398089
>So this could of been
*Could have been
>>336398841
>/tf2g/
That explains it
>>336398841
>I partially don't like winning either since someone else has to lose
>uses hacks
>>336398841
>'i don't like losing'
>is a bigger loser than the most unfortunate /r9gay/ poster
That takes effort.
When is the rest being banned? There are still people using aimbots..
>>336399038
As far as I can understand, he used them to power through MVM solo to rack up items to sell to buy up. (He doesn't like trading because one person gets a worse deal, which is like losing, which is bad.)
>>336389304
Holy fuck this guy is such a cuck "not having the best of the best backpack". I sense a hint of aspergers or possibly autism
>>336398841
>I dont like losing
>I dont like winning either because someone loses
>All I do is kill bots and spam le hooby pootis xD meme
>But I hack anyways
???
Where is the logic?
>>336398841
now /tf2g/ is many things
but a hugbox of friendly pootis heavies it's most definitely not
>>336399016
>>336398841
>/tf2g/
>that one transfaggot who spams the thread every single day every five minutes, literally, not exaggerating, every 5 minutes with every thought that enters its head
>:x
>*cuddles tf2gfu*
>:o
>who's you're favourite tf2gfu??
>oh
>cuddle me
>i took my meds today. good morning!
>*wakes up*
I am so glad vg exists to keep that disgusting thing off here. In fact it seems like nearly every general has at least one attentionwhoring transsexual plus beta orbiters, it's fucking surreal.
>>336399514
They don't call them containment boards for nothing.
>>336399514
/vg/ is a cesspool
>>336399514
Never go to any general on /vg/. Consider /tf2g/ to be literally one of the worst generals there.
>>336399514
>>336399514
The only good general on /vg/ is /armored core general/. Not enough people to be a circlejerk, since they can't even agree amongst themselves.
>>336399741
Well, like I said, there are exceptions. Not every general is that bad,everyone stays anonymous in dwarf fortress general from what I've seen, and oldschool runescape general was okay once before it got its circlejerk and tripfagging tranny as well
but yeah on the whole it seems like any time you let people get to know each other on 4chan it turns into horrible, horrible cancer
>>336399514
what at other cringe inducing generals except mass effect and tf2?
>>336400303
undertale
>>336398542
I like how she's so fat it's almost considered SFW
>>336399514
yep
>>336399514
Remember the generals on /v/? Good times.
>>336393986
can't be
missing skull barette
>>336400532
>Remember the generals on /v/?
I wish I didn't.
>>336400303
FNAF
league of legends general is slowly getting worse, after quitting the game i go back every now and then and there was one thread i went to where there wasn't a single post about the game, just circlejerking and horribly written furry fanfic over Twitch
>>336400303
Most cancerous would be the Katawa Shoujo one. Literally only a single visual novel. Like how can you possibly argue about cripple girls for years?
>>336400303
Any nintendo game general, any mmo, any valve game
>>336400528
*gets behind you*
*grabs you*
Listen here pal... Leave other people alone and let them have fun...
*smirk*
Or ill have some fun with you and me Good Ole Knife...
*disappears suddenly before you can rotate*
>>336400303
Katawa Shoujo General
Nothing particularly degenerate or gross about it, they just blogpost about their lives and mention their favourite characters
the problem is that this has been going on continuously, the same thing and likely many of the same people every day, for 3000+ threads (they've lost accurate count) in a general about a short visual novel
>>336399514
to be fair, most of /tf2g/ doesn't like him either. Or that BasedViva tripfaggot.
>>336400837
nice oc anon
>>336400303
Killing Floor & Payday are more depression inducing
>being dumb enough to hack on your main account
>being dumb enough to hack on your main account with thousand of dollars worth of items
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oz3wZKbb0Pc
Salt levels: Critical
>>336399837
>the worst
Are the starcraft and cripple girl dating sim generals still going?
Why cheat in TF2? It seemed like a fairly laid back and casual game to me, and that was before it became Hatquest.
>>336399514
This disgusts me roughly as much as that guy in the pikachu overalls who microwaved and wore used diapers
fucking trannies man
Can we ban Razer users next?
>>336401232
tfw TWI abandoned our game and we're all a bunch of friendless losers who only have each other to stay tuned with.
>>336401448
Why?
>>336400303
/wowg/
>hasn't actually talked about WoW pretty much since inception
>"woah cute panda :o"
>"I'm in love with (namefag here)!"
>that Night Elf Hunter wearing cursed vision
>>336400418
That thing has a vagina?!
>>336401023
It's called board culture, a thing that /v/ lost with the third wave of newfags and now cruely lacks.
I miss the GNT and Aniki threads.
>>336401359
the competitive scene has grown since valve indicated interest in the game; europe, america, australia and asia all have decently sized professional leagues for 4v4, 6v6 and 9v9 modes. There are actually money prizes in the bigger leagues, and Valve supplies in-game medal cosmetics to the winners of certain finals, so there's some incentive to go competitive and a lot of players do.
also the fucking xbox 360 version had a competitive scene until around 2011, which still tickles my funnybone to this day. It was basically just Heavies walking at each other
>>336401448
>>336401525
Care to mention why?
>>336392478
CORKSCREEW... CROSS
>>336400303
On top of the cancerous shitfest that are the Undertale, FNAF and Katawa Shoujo generals, a special mention has to be made for the Fire Emblem General for the constant waifufaggotry, infighting and autism that spills to other generals, especially because of the autist that goes to other threads just to complain that the OP has used "feg" anywhere in it.
Why would you even have expensive TF2 items anymore? They're just losing value as the game gets less and less players.
>>336400303
>/lolg/
>/d2g/
>/halog/if it still exists, it degenerated into a steaming pile of gayposting, boipuccis and all about 2 months after release of h5
Those are the three out of all the generals I've used that are the worst IMO
>>336401642
If you think blogs are board culture, you've got brain problems.
>>336398542
>ornstein and smough unarmored
>>336387158
>12 thousand bans in one day
The blood of ten thousand saxon men!
>>336401692
That's really surprising to me. I never would have guessed anything competitive would come from that.
Thanks for the information, anon.
>>336401642
>It's called board culture
It's called cancer, you just call it "board culture" as an attempt at rebranding your filth
>>336401525
>>336401721
2 words: Razer, Synapse.
>>336401642
anon fucking /ksg/ is not culture, don't delude yourself
>>336401359
its always had pro leagues
Most "pros" left 5 years ago and now valve wants to support pro leagues
>>336401598
It's there buried under all the dough.
>>336402076
what about it?
>>336400303
Latex general on /s/. Post one picture of vinyl or lycra and they'll sperg out
>>336396303
>>336402012
No problem. There are some pretty skilled players and a lot of cool shit comes out of it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8bET_v5-9Q
However, they are also super srs no fun allowed on the level of competitive Smash players. 6v6 only uses 4 classes 90% of the time and bans about 66% of the weapons in the game, and they've even taken to just automatically banning any new weapon valve releases so that's kind of retarded
>>336402076
Care to elaborate?
>>336388020
RS bot death.
>>336401365
You best not be dissing Pamperchu, son.
>>336385834
>Not removing the loadout system entirely.
>Best thing to ever happen
>>336402530
>6v6 only uses 4 classes 90% of the time and bans about 66% of the weapons in the game
Final Destination, eh.
This is one of the major reasons I could never get into competitive stuff- I need variety.
>>336402968
>liking paperchu
>>336401692
>Newell and sons take pride in playtesting
>>336402657
>>336402302
It allows precision controls superior to KBM by connecting directly to your nerve endings. How is that fair?
>>336386736
>>336387132
What are you talking about? How is his "inventory" worth anything?
>>336399837
I've tried using multiple generals, even more "obscure" ones, but there's always some autist who makes me want to never see his posts again. They make it so obvious who they are too, anonymously, multiple days later. Fucking hell.
>>336403256
Digital items have a real-life value because other nerds would spend that much money to acquire them.
>>336403286
that's what filters are for.
>>336403256
digital items that you can find from loot crates you get from playing TF2. some of them are cosmetic hats. some of those hats have a rare affix to them, like fire, or stars flying around it, or glow.
some of these special hats are worth thousands of dollars. for example in the OP, 1 key is worth 2 bucks
>>336403280
How is TF2 "dead"? You can still find vanilla maps of all kinds, you can mod the game to not have hats, you can have custom content, you can have competitions and tourneys outside of competitive, you can chil with bros in private servers, and so on. What's so wrong about that?
>>336401270
>Oh my gooooosh fuckin valve
>whatever i dont care
>>336387158
>what it does is basically permanently lock the items in your inventory
What's the point of that?
>>336401365
Trannies are one of the few groups of people I just can't accept
I'd stomp a tranny. I would.
>>336396303
surprisingly, i even bootied south park stick of truth and saints row 4
cant they detect that shit?
>>336401692
As someone who was involved in the Tf2 360 competitive scene until 2011 I have to say you have no idea what you are talking about.
The game had a lot of finesse for only having 4 playable maps. 5 If you're going to count 2fort, but nothing competitive happened there.
>>336401024
>most of /tf2g/ doesn't like him either
/tf2g/ here, literally no one fucking likes that faggot.
He's basically our RoastedBread or AERIS. One annoying as fuck asshole who spams constantly, adds nothing and mods refuse to do anything about until they're around for years already. Worst part is we can't even ignore him because he's smart enough not to trip.
So what does this Lmaobox do?
>>336403374
They don't use names or post with the same images every time, but you can so easily tell who they are.
>>336404194
its an aimbot. was a really good one that wasn't detected until recently
>>336400303
I think Starcraft II general is basically the end game of generals, dead game, but the shitposting continues.
Every post is a meme post, less than 5 words, it's almost scary
>>336403910
What? Bootied?
>>336401270
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJ78ZtRtEcw
>it's literally a 7 yo kid
>>336404346
pirated. booty treasure you know
>>336404000
>the ending image to that
It's sad and now I'm sad I can't find it to post it
>>336404000
Is this guy still around or did he kill himself yet?
>>336404427
Anti-cheat isn't made to detect piracy. Why would it ban you?
![tumblr_msrz8rhPDE1s3kf82o7_r3_1280[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/MVm9XyB.png "tumblr_msrz8rhPDE1s3kf82o7_r3_1280[1].png")
>>336404435
nevermind, found it
>>336401270
Pause at 0:02.
>>336401365
>>336402968
>>336403108
Pamperchu's video where he learns he has cancer still makes me feel. https://youtu.be/jEu7IIe_jI4
>>336403849
That's just a side effect, they can't play on any VAC-protected servers either.
>>336388220
> Guy makes a college essay about Valve's VAC system and work ethics and how Valve could prevent hacking
>Refused to give Valve the program to help detect the hacks so he could make easy cash
>When Valve finally fixed the problem he told everyone who but the hack to go fuck themselves and just took the money and ran with no repercussions
I can't tell if he's the biggest asshole or the suavest motherfucker for pulling this shit.
>>336403256
The unnusual itens are very rare and drop from a 2 dollar item
just think:
If getting an unnusual have a 5% chance, it means it is worth on average 20 keys, or about 40 dollars.
But some specific combinations of hats + effects look cool and are mathematically much rarer.
Like a pyro hat with a fire effect, needs you to drop both the pyro hat and the desired effect, making the chance of getting one in 1 every 1 or 2 thousand keys (2000-4000 dollar)
That is the average value. No one but serious authists consider even buying those stuff, and usually even the most authistics buy the hats worth 200-500 dollars.
2k above is pretty much stuck with whoever unboxed, unless he desires to drop the price dramatically.
>>336404604
Good riddance
one less fucking faggot in this world
He should make like the other mentally retarded and trannies and just kill himself
>>336401270
>underage
>furries/bronies
>actually used hacks from their main accounts
Deserved it
>>336401270
>They're all children
>They're all little memespouting fucks
I bet you $100 they browse /v/
>>336401270
>all those children
I can feel the acne oozing through my speakers
>>336388960
>TF2 pro players
eheheh
>>336404446
He is still a flaming fucking faggot but abandoned TF2 for CS:GO years ago
>>336400303
Destiny general.holy fuck it was shit a year ago, and it's got worse since
>>336401270
>LET'S DDOS STEAM! LET'S DDOS STEAM!
>>336405815
Figures. Thanks for the info though.
>>336401270
>that lambent pic you can just barely see at the begining
At least they have some good taste
>>336389304
>Finally having a gold pan was the biggest highlight in my life.
christ
>>336405001
I like to think of it as a lesson in using cheats. It doesn't feel nice being cheated out of 20 bucks, and your entire TF2 inventory.
Narrative irony at its finest.
>>336401481
I love you faggots.
Though I would never actually say it.
>>336405871
Part of me still wishes to know what would have happened if he were still active in TF2 the times Pyro got nerfed.
>>336406087
when did Hotaru become a blonde?
>>336401024
I'm not as bad, though
>>336406124
Probably get piss drunk and switch between being depressed and angry and horny like most nights.
>>336406182
fuck outta here viva
>>336406182
Of course /tf2g/'s self proclaimed most normalfag visits a board invested by normalfags
>>336401270
These kids deserved it.
Worst /tf2gs/:
26dollar
Human
Vibri
flip
Based Viva
>>336404435
>>336404558
Now I'm sad.
Is this from a video or something?
>>336406332
>mad at vibri because you can't win a raffle
>>336405001
>biggest asshole or the suavest motherfucker
Those arent mutually exclusive, you know.
