Choose your character.
>>336366223
Toad.
luigi
Obviously Luigi is the only choice
Toad, always
>>336366223
peach
>>336366223
Peach
Gotta use that shortcut in the ice levels
>>336366543
>>336366306
hardcore gamers
>>336366584
>>336366589
casual shitters
>>336366223
>Hears music playing in head as soon as I see the image.
Damn it OP.
Oh and Luigi.
Peach forever
>all-stars version
>>336368498
the best version yeah, where peach actually looks like, ya know, peach
>Mario Players
>Completely acceptable, just looking to play Super Mario Bros 2. Have probably had sex a few times in their lives.
>Luigi Players
>Huge faglords who do not enjoy video games at all. If there was a button to instantly complete a video game upon starting a new game, they would press it. Have had more sex than any other type of players, all with other men.
>Toad Players
>Gritty and manly personifications of skill. Looked at this fun game for children, and asked themselves, 'how can I get the most challenge out of this?'. Breezes through it with Toad every time, even more easily than Luigi and Peach players barely manage to scrape by with, because his immense skill is superior to their immense crutches. Has wild, feral sex once a day with his beautiful, adventurous-under-the-sheets wife.
>Peach/Toadstool Players
>Even gayer than the actual gays who play as Luigi. Not only wondered how they could make this children's game even easier, but decided they had to play as a girl in doing so. Scum of the Earth. Lives in a basement, playing Super Mario Bros 2 on an old TV. The owners of the house don't even know he's there, he crept in one day after being kicked out of his own home for being bad at children's video games. Has never had sex, ever.
Peach. I love her hover jump.
>>336369120
>The owners of the house don't even know he's there, he crept in one day after being kicked out of his own home for being bad at children's video games.
>>336369120
I bet you think you are funny
i still need to beat this game. such easy bosses but the puzzles made me give up as a kid
