https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEeFOS2nqSA
>>336360474
>Phil is better at reviewing than playing games
He could just replace some gamejouno at GB.
>>336360474
BASED DSP
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>>336360474
Pls stop posting this gross fatass
>>336360474
>>336360474
>>336361578
Phil's reviews are actually surprisingly legit most of the time
It's all true
>>336362857
it's true... all of it...
>>336360474
DSP pleas estop.
why do people think he actually fapped
it's not like he would actually cum all over himself seconds before he's about to stream
What's his name again?
Only thing I didn't agree with was how he claims there aren't checkpoints. There are, but if you die, of course you're gonna restart the level.
I do, however, think that the boss fight at 9:15 was pretty bullshit. "Gitting gud" and beating that boss didn't even feel satisfying because it was such a chore to do. Fuck anyone who defends that type of shit.
>>336363546
Why not? Worse things have happened. Like a Dota 2 caster being naked on cam and sniffing his cock mid-stream or the Amazing Atheist shoving a banana in his ass.
>>336363598
Um, DSP, dude. Why?
Is it true that the people who hate him most are actually the biggest fans?
And the whole hate thing is like hating a bad guy in wrestling
>>336363821
>when some faggot on 4chan phrases his sentences like the memes he sees on Facebook
We don't care about your shitty OC, dude.
>>336363856
i don't know, but seeing him fail at videogames is pretty entertaining
>>336364005
when u repress dat homosexuality through anger
>>336363856
Nah, if you read the comments it's pretty obvious some people genuinely hate him.
>>336363856
His actual haters are batshit insane.
>>336364232
he messed with the wrong community ;)
>>336363856
The people who follow him everywhere and critizice every little thing he does are full retards.
The people who idolize and defend him are full retards.
The people who enjoy his retardedness are gentlemen and scholars.
>>336364476
>>336363546
He fucking admitted it himself
>>336366531
Source?
this was a good review actually
He didn't even jizz on the cover to show appreciation. He must hate this game.
>>336363715
source?
>>336363856
>Is it true that the people who hate him most are actually the biggest fans?
No. Though some of them used to be. At this point it's just hating him for the sake of hating him since they've built up their own community around him. They even have podcasts about the guy with their own e-celebs who built their following entirely by shitting on DSP. It's bizarre.
>>336360474
Why are you letting these retards here give him views? Are you one of his patrons? Are you KG?
>>336363856
>>336361578
I'd rather keep watching him being shit at games
>>336362108
It was just a cheeky wank
>>336363856
I enjoy him. He's entertaining as your typical dumb American.
>>336362258
That's because everything he says is copied from internet forums and other reviews.
Remember when DSP was happy?
https://youtu.be/lRbYBa6xorY?t=16m43s
Where did it all go so wrong
>>336367442
His twitter page.
>>336363856
No, I've seen one of his videos on the how not to channel and he's a retarded fuck that's not even funny retarded. Just sad.
>>336360474
This is actually a good fucking review, informative n shit.
>>336370250
>source
Anon I....
Based DarkFapPhil
>>336370380
How is it not a source?
>>336363856
It's pretty weird. He's a gross retarded manchild who's terrible at games and is a pretty terrible person in general. Somehow he developed a huge group of haters who spend their life making videos and even podcats about him.
Think of a mix between the hatedoms of both the irate gamer and chris-chan.
>>336370174
When he moved away from his friends, you can tell he was happier 2008 - 2012
>>336363856
Pretty much. Yeah he's a colossal retard but those people surpass him in idiocy and autism. Phil also at least knows how to keep getting views and youtube shekels but all those guys have nothing
Heard the controls are jerky and it finishes to fast
Wait what's this about Phil fapping.
>>336370973
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjwSXaVbYfw
>tfw Phil is better at Souls than these shitters
>>336371058
Shit video. Can't see anything
>>336371150
Why would you want to see DSP's cock
Fuck off with your e-celebs.
>>336371291
You want to see his cock?
>>336371445
>DSP
>celeb
>>336371150
Its webcam footage not a microscope anon.
>>336361578
He is surprisingly good at reviews, honestly.And I fucking love the controls.
>the review is actually ok
I was surprised. I thought he would sperg out.
>>336371968
>>336371975
All he does is regurgitate existing reviews/get opinions from forums/reddit
>>336370037
He can still do that too. Just look at Brad Shoemaker
Does he honestly complain that the game doesn't reward you for fucking up?
tfw I like games with difficult controls like Ecco the Dolphin and Star Fox Zero.
I like videogames in which I get the feeling that I am handling a machine with difficult controls I would need a license to drive in the world of the videogame.
>>336372868
But Star Fox Zero controls aren't hard at all
>>336372868
They werent for me, but the way most reviewers are reacting to this game make me feel like I am a minority.
I dont have a problem with double screen because if you controlled an airplane with a turret, and you were alone without a friend who can control the turret, you would also have to divide your attention.
>>336363856
When he jerked off they had an emergency stream discussing it. They could drop everything they were doing straight away and hop on a ~200 viewer stream to ruminate about it.
DSP can't play games well because his hand is always so sore from abusing himself
>>336373297
You don't even have to look at the pad for like 90% of the game
>>336373471
I kinda like to press - and play with the gamepad view on the tv
