"Wow i really am Rise of the Tomb Raider"
fucking really Crystal ?
Just post more u fggt
>>33635750
"It's not that simple, Gordon. In order to stop The Joker, I must become Batman: Arkham Asylum™."
"It's not that simple, Oracle. In order to stop Hugo Strange, I must become Batman: Arkham City™."
"It's not that simple, Alfred. In order to stop Scarecrow, I must become Batman: Arkham Knight™."
fucking three times Rocksteady you insipid cunts fuck yourselfs with a blunted machete you benders
>you will never plunder that booty
FUCKING DENUVO
>>336357506
no tits no buy
>>336357506
"Well Sam, it's been a hell of an adventure since I last saw you, bro. I guess you could even call it Uncharted: The Nathan Drake Collection™!"
NAUGHTY DOG NO STOP
>"In response to the recent terror attacks across our respective countries, the UN has agreed that the best solution to these radical militants is to launch a counterstrike: global offensive"
"Holy fuck, Sarge! It's an absolute Battlefield 4™ out there!"
>"I cherish the memories of a question my grandson asked me the other day when he said, 'Grandpa, were you a hero in the war?' Grandpa said 'No...but I served in a Company of Heroes(New Steam Version)'."
>>336358968
What booty? She has a white girl butt.
I didn't ask to become Deus Ex: Human Revolution Director's Cut
"I was framed for a murder I didn't commit. Truly, I was Dishonored: Definitive Edition™."
"We must make a Counter Stike, this is our Global Offensive"
>>336359978
>>336360119
>>336360228
>>336360394
>>336360484
fucking hell
>"And who are we? Who are we really?"
>"We are the Invisible Hand. We are the Illuminati. We come before and after. We are... Deus Ex: Game of the Year Edition"
>>336360241
I like a more modest butt.
>Truly, we are witnesses to the Warhammer® 40,000: Dawn of War® - Game of the Year Edition
>>336360228
>>336360484
fucking cunts
>>336360241
What's your point nigger?
>>336359413
>Sam
>The Nathan Drake Collection™
At least try
>"We make metal from their gears. Take them into battle with us. A solid light, to our brothers in arms."
have you accepted this as the new tomb raider?
>>336360241
>he has a white girl butt.
But White girl ass is the best ass?
>"Geralt, are you saying that he truly is The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings Enhanced Edition?"
>>336360984
what the hell is this? delete this
You guys are awful at this
>>336361026
You forgot the worst offender of all
>>>/v/
>>336360953
>reading comprehension
>level 0
>>336361107
Awful at what?
Quoting lines from videogames?
What's the longest game name on Steam? I think it's probably one of the Dawn of War expansions
>>336360917
>You will never marry alizee
Why live?
>>336361107
These are verbatim quotes you imbecile jesus christ
>>336361370
I'm going with
>1... 2... 3... KICK IT! (Drop That Beat Like an Ugly Baby)
>>336361391
shes ugly today
>"We can't win this conventionally. Bring in Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon: Advanced Warfighter or we have no change at stopping the terrorists."
>>336357506
Well that pic just made my Tomb Raider raise if you know what I mean ;)
>>336361479
1... 2... 3... KICK IT! (Drop That Beat Like an Ugly Baby)
Warhammer® 40,000: Dawn of War® - Game of the Year Edition
They have the exact same number of letters, incredible
>>336360241
>it's a black people like overweight women episode
>"To finally contain the criminals of gotham city, I shall build ps3 playstation network game of the year edition ntsc "10 out of 10" -gameinformer "5 out of 5 one of the greatest games ever made. period."-g4tv Batman Arkham City Bonus content includes: Harley Quinn's Revenge & Batman: Year One Download redeemable from Xbox Live only. Expires March 31st 2013. Internet Connection Required. "5 out of 5 a must own" -GamePro "game of the year" -metacritic teen ® T content rated by esrb 3d compatible game dc comics ™ rocksteady ™ wb games ™"
Made my ears bleed fuckin rocksteady shit
>This is truly Bientôt l'été
>>336361569
>Ugly
Boy
>>336361602
i do not
>>336357506
On a scale of 1 to 10, how good is Rise of the Tomb Raider ?
>"Sarif, boss. The files I recovered at Panchaea. It's true, isn't it? I am Deus Ex: Human Revolution - The Missing Link."
>>336361802
>even considering playing a modern AAA game
please
>>336361749
Thread over. We can't top this.
>>336361793
I mean I would like to explore her cave
Quick morte! We must planetescape this tournament!
>"Wesker!? Why would you.. the mansion. This truly has become Resident Evil / biohazard HD REMASTER."
>>336361802
Graphics : 8/10
Story : 3/10
Gameplay : 3/10
It looks really nice but the gameplay is boring as fuck
>>336360953
Is he... is he rubbing the back of his ear and then smelling it?
>>336360917
God, Alizee was so fucking hot
>>336361391
>divorced 2012
dropped
>>336360241
Its perfect desu not too small or too big.
>>336361783
>those shit tattoos
>>336362008
>>336361749
>>336362237
Agreed. Still banging but that sleeve of random ass tattoos is awful.
>>336360241
gg moombasa
>>336362274
>>336362008
It's too bad neither the gameplay or story was compelling enough for me to finish it.
>>336362237
>Letting a little skin art be the judge of her beauty
Didn't mean to sound like a white knight but she still banging
>>336362008
Is it piratable I liked the reboot desu.
>>336361783
>french
>weeb
of course
>>336361749
>>336361929
>>336362296
Stop, bro
It's getting embarassing
>>336361783
Is that a Sailor Moon tattoo?
>>336361284
There's no effort put into the puns.
>the power stars is restored to the castle, and it's all thanks to you! Thank you Super Mario 64 DS!
>I love playing with fire 2
Fucking really?
>>336362536
Yeah from what I heard from my sources girls like sailor moon
>>>/tv/
FUCK
>>336362567
what puns? What the fuck are you talking about you inbred nigger, this is a thread for our favorite videogame quotes.
>>336357506
anybody got the webm of her swimming and its zoomed up on her ass?
>>336362419
He's right tho, those tattoos are shit-tier. Should've gotten a dragon tattoo instead
>>336362475
Are those snail suckers known for being weebs?
>>336362369
Based Egypt holding strong in a sea of ass
>>336363210
Yeah but that's like tribal tier
>>336362835
>>336363261
French market is the the biggest consumer of manga and anime after Japan.
If I recall correctly shit goes Japan > France > America > Italy.
I unironically like when video games and movies do this
>>336361695
The Lord of the Rings: Battle for Middle Earth II: Rise of the Witch King
longest I can think of
>>336357506
>Rise of the womb raider
>>336361240
I'd say the same for you
>>336362425
Wait, it's protected by Denuvo.
How did you manage to play the pirated version ?
>>336363495
Are you sure you're not forgetting Germany? Everyone is a weeaboo here
>>336363887
I bet you are cucked waste of fuck air
>>336364119
What's fuck air?
these threads are never fun
>In that moment I realized even a DEVIL MAY CRY 3 : SPECIAL EDITION when he loses a loved one
>This truly is a new World, Orgrim... a World of Warcraft
Seriously Bowie?
>>336363364
>>336357506
I CAN TELL YOU THERE IS SOMETHING RISING WHENEVER I PLAY THIS GAME
>>336361009
Oh you are seriously tripping, my man.
>>336364512
yeah, your autism levels
>>336363697
how can white bois even compete ?
>it is best to let Sleeping Dogs: Definitive Edition lie
Damn it Square
>>336357506
Nope
Nope
Nope
>>336364930
Is this game that bad ?
"My arm, my leg. I can still feel them... it's like a Metal Gear Solid: V The Phantom Pain™".
>>336361783
>those tattoos
>>336362369
>argentina
gets me every time
>>336363874
I bought the first one for my ps3 but I want to pirate this one if possible.
We cannot beat the demons, but you
Shin Megami Tensei: Raidou Kuzunohao Vs. The Soulless Army can.
>>336363364
>tfw she will never sit on your lap while reading out an old codex
>>336365187
W H I T E
H
I
T
E
>>336364632
This. Who would ever want to touch or even look at an ass that isn't just a giant slab of pure fat? Disgusting!
>>336358907
Well, if there's anything nice that can be said for Warner Bros. Games Montreal, at least they never did that in Batman: Arkham Origins.
>>336364843
by not stealing everything nailed down on the way out
>>336360228
>>336360484
i shouldn't be laughing this much
Waiting for the PS4 version.
>>336362369
>no data from Western Sahara
every time
>I chased after him but it was no use. I couldn't feel my legs and he knew these streets better than I ever did. My oldest friend had stabbed me in the back and left me for dead. I knew what I had to do. It was time for me to Grand Theft Auto: The Ballad of Gay Tony
>>336360917
>mudflaps
I didn't think it would come to this, but I answered the Call of Duty™ Infinite Warfare (Gold Edition pre-orders are 10% off at Best Buy™ today only!)
>>336357506
"It appears we truly are the Super Smash Bros. Fir WiiU/3DS"
Fucking really???
>When you first saw Halo 2: Anniversary were you blinded by its majesty?
>Blinded?
>Paralyzed? Dumbstruck?
>No.
>After eliminating the Ork threat and besting the Chaos Lord on the Forge World, it all became clear to me; I really was Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine.
>>336364512
>97 hours
How? Seriously, i completely exhausted every bit of content the has to offer and i'm sitting at 36 hours.
>>336357506
>"THAT'S THE GUYS WHO SHOT CYRUS. HE'S THE ONE! THE WARRIORS™ DID IT, THE WARRIORS™ DID IT!"
Seriously Rockstar™?
>>336361749
im literally in tears
10/10 best post2016
>>336361783
Tattoos are fucking gross
>>336357506
Fuck off to your cancerous board >>>/tv/
>>336371987
maybe but you still wanna bust a nut in her,don't you?
>>336371987
Why
>>336372184
Actually, I do not.
>>336372216
Random drawings look insanely out of place on a person's body and it does not look attractive.
And tattoos also scream "I make poor life decisions"
>>336372410
>Actually, I do not.
I don't believe you
>Zombies destroy town
>"Well Ellie, I guess this really is...the last of us"
Are you fucking kidding me?!
>>336372510
Maybe younger Alizee but she's ugly now and has shitty tattoos
>>336361370
AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaAAAAA!!! – A Reckless Disregard for Gravity
>>336363364
>>336361987
I have no name but I have a plan: escape torment
>>336372662
Aside from tattoos why is she ugly now?
Can someone just post some good RISING shots of Lara.
>>336361370
Valiant Hearts: The Great War™ / Soldats Inconnus : Mémoires de la Grande Guerre™
>>336373173
>In order to find my mother I must become Atelier Totori: The Adventurer of Arland!
Why?!
>>336361026
Feel free to fuck off, we don't want you here
http://www.detomasso.net/
thank me later
>>336373127
Her face doesn't look that good anymore
![0.45.33].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IjLYWVN.jpg "0.45.33].jpg")
>>336363364
>>336373336
Nice
>>336358171
lol, to the point
>Look at this paper, Mario: The Thousand Year Door!
Fuck you Nintendo. Dropped.
>>336357506
Why is this screenshot always posted? Don't you guys know that it's a trick to make you think she has a "big ass"? She doesn't.
>>336373662
Looks fine to me but we're all entitled to our own opinions
>>336362369
>north korea
>>336373931
I fuckingrespect your opinion. I think she was super qt when she was younger but not everyone will have the same opinionanon
"There's no easy way to uh.. break, this to anyone so.. Your son has leukaemia. We're trying everything we can do to counter act it, but nothing seems Barbie: Dreamhouse Party to be working. We need to keep him here for the night. I'm.. so sorry."
>>336373836
>no ass
What?
>>336374262
Looks flappy.
>>336374435
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
>>336357506
Why did they change her look, anyway?
>>336362113
Why? Is perfectly normal, mine smells like cheese
![640full-legacy-of-kain_-soul-reaver-screenshot[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/O7JEzUv.jpg "640full-legacy-of-kain_-soul-reaver-screenshot[1].jpg")
>in the end, he really was a Soul Reaver™
>>336374435
Muscley girls are nice, but I don't like them shredded.
>>336362369
>Countries with women that typically have no ass like boobs more
What a surprise, great fucking research right there.
>Who are you guys?!
>We're Starfox 64™.
>Fight Mega Man! For everlasting peace!
>use the Chrono Trigger
>they're in the Mafia
Ayyyy
"I need my Payday 2"
>>336373728
>>336374786
Because it was toxic and misogynistic
"The legends are true,you really are The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Legendary Edition"
>>336375042
I don't mind as long as it's not too annoying.
>>336375334
They really pulled the wool over all the feminists' eyes. All they did was switch the more obvious huge tits with the subtler great ass. A new wave of faps to Lara have commenced, and those fools think they won.
Anyone want to play Team Fortress 2 Beta - Update paused?
>>336375042
She looks like a nice person.
"We've finally captured Peter Jackson's: King Kong - The Official Game of the Movie"
>>336375742
coalburner
>"What you got on in UAC base on Phobos?"
>"In UAC base on Phobos?"
>"DOOM™"
>>336375665
True
so cold
>>336357506
Does the title "Rise of the Tomb Raider" refer to the Spanx she's wearing to lift her buttcheeks?
Will the PS4 version have more ass and tit jiggle?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHJRi-s2CRM
>>336361783
I like a lot
>>336360989
>"Swede"
>actually a sand nigger
>playing a white anglo chick
/pol/
WAS
RIGHT
>>336375968
I gotta say they really made Lara kind of a pussy. This shivering chump is not the girl doing sick backflips and blowing away dinosaurs with dual pistols. Shame, really, because I genuinely prefer this character design.
>>336375825
Still would fuck if she didn't beat the shit out of me, even then I'd be turned on even more...
What is wrong with me?
>>336375665
And they made more submissive, weak and overall less heiroic.
Lara will never swim 700 feet under the ocean to kick giant spiders in the face.
Fuck the new Lara
>>336362369
Why would France and French Guiana be different?
Shit map is shit.
>>336376527
>f new lara
Bring back the old one!
>The jumps you make are not about art. They are about a reckless disregard for safety.
>The jumps you make are not about culture. They are about a reckless disregard for regulation.
>The jumps you make are not about science. They are about AaAaAA!!! - A Reckless Disregard for Gravity
Bra-fucking-vo.
>>336376843
They just have to make new Laras boobs bigger
>"I just drank all my pepsi, But take this. This is my Final Fanta see™"
Sorry.
>>336377327
What's stopping them?
"Geralt you look different, it's as if you've gone beyond being a mere witcher!"
"Yes, I have made myself stronger through alchemy and training. I have now become... The Witcher: Enhanced Edition."
Fucking polacks can't write for shit.
"War is hell. We have no food and we're constantly on the Battlefield. Bad company too."
BRAVO
R
A
V
O
>>336377920
What a resident of evil!
>>336377598
SJWs
>>336375665
Ass>tits anyway so I ain't even mad.
>>336376193
Even the biggest badass will start to shiver after a while in two digit- minus temperatures, women even more than men.
No amount of backflipping and shooting will save you from the cold.
>>336360989
No.
>>336379482
I fully agree my friend
>>336379869
GODDESS
O
D
D
E
S
S
post more pls
>>336379579
>he can't use backflips and martial arts to neutralize the cold
>>336379869
I watched those underworld movies just for her.
>>336379972
>>336380361
You are not disappointed with them right? I fucking love the series even though the 1st movie was not that great but my god the series is one of my favourite fantasy werewolf/ vampire stories ever.
>>336380401
Andrea True made a song about her.
>Moar,Moar,Moar how do you like it?
>>336380565
It's alright but not best in the world.
>>336380401
>you'll never smell a shit stain on her dirty panties
why even live?
>>336380401
That story on Conan where she told about her son bringing a magazine with the Underworld 2 cover on it to school and showed it to to kid who was giving him shit and said: "This is my mum."
>>336379869
too old for the role
she gets a rise out of my womb raider lol
>>336380851
I bet he haves a lot of magazines with her pictures
>>336380931
I wouldn't blame him. With a milf like this wouldn't you?
>>336380582
Google images is a thing, you know.
>>336381034
that cum under her arm pit
>>336357506
>Join us Corrin!
>It is your Fire Emblem Fates™ Birthright Edition!
>>336381034
I'm too busy jacking it.
"God will probably forgive you. But I will not. Prepare for Sid Meier's Civilization V."
What a shitty trailer.
>>336360917
His point is her ass is unattractive, you fucking retard.
>French girl shaking her non-existing ass
Was that suppose to entice people?
>>336374786
Because no fun allowed.
>>336383396
Not having a gigantic 500 pound ass doesn't mean not having an ass.
Go be a nigger somewhere else.
>>336357506
I WANT TO RAID LARA'S WOMB!
>>336374786
Because it was shit
And she would look ridiculous in the new games if she wore that while fighting cultists and almost dying
>>336375151
>argentina
>no ass
ayy lmao
>>336374786
they wanted something different for a reboot, I suppose
I like new lara, she's super cute!
>>336383952
>her old look was trash
No
>>336375825
Dropped.
>>336384176
>promotional model never looks the same as in-game model
>promotional model always looks better than the in-game model
>>336357506
>"Are the fireflies brighter than usual, or is it just your imagination? Tonight will be a long Touhou Eiyashou ~ Imperishable Night™.
Fucking hell ZUN
>>336363364
>it's literally an asscam
bravo, I did not expect to see one of these when there is a female protag
>>336357506
I was disappointed in this. The story was terrible and didn't move the plot forward at all like most sequels. If the next one has the same writer I will just get it at 75% off.
>>336384176
underworld model best model
fite me fags
>>336357506
Sarge, there's no way we'll make it past that building! They got us all trapped in a Killzone 4: Shadowfall(tm) !
>>336379482
Never forget your pride, brother. Fight the good fight.
>I, AM DEATHWING
>THE DESTROYER
>THE END OF ALL THINGS
>INEVITABLE
>INDOMITABLE
>I
>AM
>THE CATACLYSM™
Bravo Blizzard
>>336385773
>underworld
yes
>>336385773
Custom models are better.
>>336385998
SPACE HULK DEATHWING WHEN
>>336385493
The gameplay and the graphics look great.
Was the story that bad ?
>>336363261
>>336363495
i was there for three months in 2008 and there were a surprising amount of anime stores. it's not like every corner or anything, but it was still surprising
>>336360228
holy kek
>>336384431
Technical limitations are still existing.
>>336385493
The story was bad in the first one. I'm not sure what you were expecting.
>>336386237
>gameplay
>looking great
>graphics
>mattering
How old are you?
>gascoigne... these creatures are definitely.... bloodborne
>>336370339
>Karl pilkington on the right
>>336385493
True, but at least it's something nice to stare at for 15~ hours.
>>336386364
It was a good start. This one followed the same beats as the first. I felt like I had seen it all before. I wasn't too impressed with the side plot of the secret society. Hollywood esque drek.
>>336384176
what's with the "let's make her less and less white" thing?
>>336384176
>ditching anatomical exaggerations
kek
>>336362475
>>336363261
Ouiaboo
>>336360394
fucking kek
>>336376009
>"look at that"
>"it's amazing"
kek
>>336387614
TRIGGERED
>>336357506
>we did it old man
>we beat dio
>this truly has been a crazy journey
>you could even say it's been
>a JoJo's bizarre adventure: All Star Battle™
>>336376009
Is the crack out yet?
>for you see, you are not merely an arisen. You are a Dragon's Dogma: Dark Arisen™
>>336386001
>planetary chin
wew lad
>>336387968
Magníficent bastard.
>>336364329
Is Dante from DEVIL MAY CRY SERIES™ included?
>>336388216
