I am so sick of all the hype.
Why does a "good" game need so much sex appeal to sell?If you buy Overwatch, you are buying a lousy prostitute. Play TF2 if you want real love. (TF2 is not a whore that makes you pay for it; like real love, it is free.)
Can someone translate the OP for me
>>336336164
Hurr durr I suck gabens sweaty fat cock for hats.
Basically.
>>336336164
"im gay"
As boring as the game is, holy fuck I want to have sex with all the women in it.
>>336336219
>>336336219
>I let Blizzard ass fuck me for a full $60 retail price then PLUS MORE for cosmetics
>>336336384
hurr
>>336336102
The real question is, why aren't all the characters in TF2 sexy females
If they were I could go masturbate to all of them after I finish playing
>>336336369
>a bunch of pixels are women
>>336336473
thank god for the modding community
busted way too many nuts over the female pyro
>>336336102
cause it makes the feminist womanchildren mad, which means the game community will be more mature as they avoid playing it
Hot chicks in vidya are like cool cars in racing games.
The cars don't need to look cool because at the end of the day its about the racing and its mechanics where the game lies, but having the cars look fully sick and tricked out is just a nice bonus.
>>336336102
>Why does a "good" game need so much sex appeal to sell?
Sex appeal is what separates this game from Battleborn. Sex sells.
Despite what bullshit sjw have been spreading and how they shit on anything with sex appeal.... it's what sells.
Good games don't need sex appeal, but you can make bad games sell by using sex appeal.
>>336336384
>Blizzard is keeping out people like this
Enjoy your brazilian brony hat sim.
No, thanks!
I prefer male frames :3
>>336336473
Are you like 12?
>>336336674
And, you know, all the gameplay. One is TF2 with abilities and one is MNC
>>336336750
can you make good games sell with sex appeal?
I miss old TF2, where hats were only idled for and not traded and everyone wanted to actually play the game, now it's just a husk of what it used to be in a mish mash of clutter with crates and keys and brazilians
>>336337038
There was no idling in "old" TF2, you communist faggot.
>>336336102
I never thought about it that way before, thank you OP. Now I definitely made up my mind about this game. Will get it on day 1 release
>>336337134
Of course there was, once people figured out how to get hats. And then people that didn't got the cheaters lament halo.Do you remember when people were going crazy over Unusuals and people actually sold them on ebay for like $2000?
>>336337265
>t.
>>336336102
I paid for TF2 and the entire orange box
>>336337392
[spoilers]are we posting them?
>>336336164
buy gay sex with hats instead of hetero sex with skin
>>336336164
he meant that the fundamentals and gameplay of overwatch are shit and it's only appeal is waifus meanwhile you have literally the same game (tf2) out there for free that doesn't whore itself to sell out
>>336337659
>TFW you bought the actual physical Orange Box and your hire date is the day after release and you're a gold pleb
Incidentally, Jesus. TF2 is almost 10 years old and still the only online shooter worth a damn.
>>336338323
>tf2 is almost 10 years old and is still complete shit
FTFY
>>336336817
Yes because 12 year olds are at the peak of masturbation and degeneracy
fucking retard
>>336336164
"Don't buy this new shitty garbage game. Buy this older, equally shitty garbage game instead"
>>336338620
>fucking retard
What? Are you implying that they aren't?
Only underage retards can be lured in with some virtual titties.
But how is it pandering if today's women have similar features and, more often than not, 'grander' proportions?
>>336336102
the porn overwatch is generating is the best part about it.
>good game
>no raw mouse input
>no skill 1 button kill abilities
If call of duty did this the board would be in flames but since it's Blizz it's all okay
>>336336102
>smallish tits
>big ass and hips
my fetish
>>336339023
who the fuck cares about casual shit like cawadoody
>>336336102
How are people playing Blizzard games after D3 and WoD? Are you all masochist?
>>336338924
Most 12 year olds can't even ejaculate, you are dumb
>>336336102
>Be me
>Pay $50 or whatever for TF2 when new
>It was cheesy shit
>Fast forward 6 years
>I get a worthless hat for spending $50 back in the day
>Game is still shit
>Fast forward 2 more years
>OP reminds me TF2 is now free
>mfw
>>336336102
I dunno OP, I just waiting for full-length widowmakerXtracer.
>>336339030
My brother
>>336339051
your overwatch is casual shit too buddy.
>>336338978
Because prominent women, transsexuals, ethnics and gays are only allowed in games if it's part of the /v/ zeitgeist support pool of games.
>>336339197
It's not "mine", I'm not a blizzdrone
>>336339242
but you are.
>>336336102
I'm not buying Overwatch, but if given a choice between buying it and playing TF2 I would go to the former in a heartbeat, TF2 is irredeemable shit now.
>>336339051
the same people playing overwatch
Am I the only one completely uninterested in the shit blizzard peddles except for widowmaker?
Every other girl in that game looks like fucking trash including tracer. Fucking disgusting unaesthetic body.
>>336339259
how can I be if I think that Overwatch is casual garbage?
>>336336384
Its not $60 though and tf2 shouldn't have gone f2p and now it's dead because of it.
>>336339061
People love casual shit like hearthstone and overwatch which is why sc2 was killed off.
>>336336102
what the fuck is wrong with her spine
>>336336102
Why does she stand like that? Doesn't it hurt? Is she disabled?
>>336340367
>>336340167
SHUT UP
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT SCOLIOSIS
So can we sexualize Mercy?
>>336340397
She has lordosis though.I have both
>>336336164
>I want SFM porn webms of Widowmaker
>>336339363
Are you defective? Widowmaker is disgusting and disproportionate. Tracer, D.VA and mercy have top tier bodies.
>>336340773
Don't you everrrrrrr cyberbully me ever again ok?
>>336336102
>Why does a "good" game need so much sex appeal to sell?
To piss off da warriors and endear themselves to real gamers
In the thumbnail it looks like she has a dick
>>336336783
>Implying Rhino isn't a little girl
>>336338803
>Implying you have to "Buy" Tf2
>>336336538
>a bunch of atoms are women
>>336341115
kek
atomsexuals CTFOOE
Ask me what that means
>>336336102
>TF2
>real love
Lol anon, more like 12yro love you pedo fag.
>>336336102
Man am I glad that I'm not getting any filthy freeloaders on my gameexcept for in 2 days when the free open beta begins
>>336336102
>/v/irgins get triggered by sexual appeal
hahahahaa you can't make this shit up
>>336341408
why do people praise gabe like some sort of god
steam CS is absolute shit
valve haven't announced anything, nor teased anything in over 3 years
all they've done is worked on a shitty controller
their games are usually the fast track to micro transactions - csgo, dota2, tf2, shit I'm sure they're trying to find ways to monetize guns or clothes or zombie appeal in lfd3
>>336336384
HURRDURR THERE'S NO MICRO TRANS YOU RETARD
>>336336384
You literally can't pay for in game items right now. If it is added, it won't be a big deal. I just played for a fee hours and got a bunch of crates, I have like 400 gold. Another day I can probably get a legendary skin for my main. Or I can get a normal skin, emote, spray and voiceline right now.
How are those 2.50 crate drops treating you?
Why is everyone ITT talking about how tf2 has gone to shit?
If you don't care about hats the game is literally the fucking same except sometimes your enemies look a bit more colorful
And it's not P2W either, the stock weapons are all great and spending 1 dollar will get you every weapon in the game
>>336340476
Too pure.
>>336342960
>the game is literally the fucking same
No, its not.
>>336343410
If you let cosmetics affect your gameplay experience you're a nitpick faggot
>>336343354
That's the point.
Defile her.
>>336336102
It's not a good game. The tracer drama was done by Blizzard themselves for more attention
Thank god for all of the god tier art that I've beat my meat to, but fuck the actual game
>>336342960
They just went hardcore on hackers so the game is actually playable without having to either guess if they are or not/having to leave because the other team won't kick them so I'm all set with tf2
>>336336102
That people wants to play games like Overwatch at all is baffling to me. Never mind "sex appeal".
>>336336102
who told you love is free? love is never free no matter how fantastic it may be, you'll have to work at it and for it or lose it, its a job not a handout. ps. give me a code please.
my email is [email protected]
im not joking, its real
>>336336164
I like big manly dicks
If Overwatch is a prostitute than TF2 is a hat rack
>>336339363
widowmaker is the plebs' choice slut. Patrician prefer either aryan milf or brown godesses.
>>336344652
>patrician
You mean the homosexual.
sex appeal sells
>>336344652
Patrician is D.VA you faggot
>>336339061
In their defense Diablo 3 has been getting loads better. You have to remember it isn't just one team in blizzard doing everything. There's a separate team for Overwatch, Heroes of the Storm, Diablo 3, WoW, Hearthstone etc etc.
>>336336102
You used to have to pay for TF2, and it was far, far better then too.
>>336347454
But they all have the same allegiance to their hellish overlords
>>336347454
D3 team just got axed though.
The game was a test field for Legion afterall.
>>336347556
That doesn't really mean much. I mean, Motiga is their own studio making Gigantic but they had to swear allegiance to Microsoft just so they continue making the game.
>>336347801
It means that even if the best people with the best intentions were working for blizzard, they'd still have to listen to their superiors and ruin their game/push it out early.
>>336336384
the game is less than $60 tho
>Japanese Widow
>Ara ara voice line
There is literally no reason to not play the japanese dub.
>>336347879
I wouldn't say Blizzard just tells them everything to do. For example; the Overwatch team quickly tried to appeal to SJWs to remove butt. But the Heroes of the Storm team are known for not giving a shit and actively make the female models sexy as fuck with huge asses for SFM people.
>>336336102
I totally agree with you op, why don't Overwatch have more males with big and vigorous penises for me to fantasize about being filled with cum in every hole of my whole body?
>>336338403
Have fun with Overpay, weeb. See you in two month when your game is a ghost town.
>>336348082
How do you change it to Japanese?
>>336342624
They are working on an engine overhaul. DOTA2 is the first which is getting a face lift I think.
Probably after that, they will show a new game.
>>336348306
Game settings in the battle.net launcher.
>>336336102
>Why does a "good" game need so much sex appeal to sell?
Because sex appeal sells you fucking retard.
>>336348082
...go on
>>336348532
If you need sex to sell your product, than it is not good.
What the fuck is up with interface in this game? It's as if the gameplay wasn't clusterfucky enough
I hate this game for the same reason I hate ASSFAGGOTS, it's too slow and team-based. I wish they'd made it more of an arena shooter instead of pandering to bandwagon-jumping Dota-playing casuals
>>336348749
who the fuck cares if the game is actually good or not? the only important thing is that it sells well
>>336348749
Incorrect. It's just a way of getting attention. Not all advertising is sex centered but it's a tried and true method.
People like sex and are usually mature enough to handle something vaguely sexual in nature.
>>336336102
>If you buy Overwatch, you are buying a lousy prostitute.
Sorry can't find any definition of prostitute that includes "someone who buys a video game".
>>336348164
I never understood why waifufags thinks everything needs to be sexual. It seems to only happen with waifufags and ERPshitters and it's no doubt because there is a huge void missing from there lives when it comes to sex and relationships. Same goes for SJWs and polynolywolfkinfaglords.
It's not bad to have sex appeal, but it's a huge red flag if it revolves around sex appeal or that's all the target audience talks about. Either the game is shit or the player is a massive casual fuckwad who can't tie his (or "its") own shoe.
>>336339127
>tfw bought TF2 literally the day before F2P
>I get a hat for it
>>336348808
>teambased shooter
How can anybody enjoy this?
>>336349125
why care if a videogame is good on a game dedicated for videogames. Maybe you mistook this for an economics and trade channel?
Your comment shows enough how times have changed. Thanks for the insight twenty something twat.
>>336336102
1. Can't play TF2 on my PS4
2. Overwatch isn't selling because of it's sex appeal. It's selling because it's a good and fun game. Jeez, just because there is ONE char with sex appeal, the whole game is a porno to you? Get your shit together.
>>336349651
Go play call of duty if you want to feel like a special snowflake.
>>336349887
>what is quake
kys blizzcuck
>>336349651
the same type of casual retards who play MOBA and Cawadoody
>>336349651
i like teambased shooters.
cooperation is cool.
it's also cool to carry your team to victory.
how can anybody NOT enjoy this?
>>336350184
top kek
>>336336102
>"TF2 is not a whore that makes you pay for it; like True Love; she'll take your money while getting fucked in front of you by Russians and BRs"
Is OP Anthony Burch?
>>336349812
>Overwatch isn't selling because of it's sex appeal. It's selling because it's a casual game with ez mode supers, auto-aim, slow movement for ez shots, characters with giant hit radiuses that can't miss, etc. you can play on console and feel good because you get epic loot after each match you grind.
>>336336102
>TF2
ok
>tfw a paywall will keep butthurt poorfags out
HAVING DISPOSABLE INCOME
FEELS
GOOD
MAN
>>336349056
This is a videogame board on a chinese cartoon website, not the Blizzard marketing conference.
>2016
>People still blame the developers and not the producers
>>336336102
They don't need it, but people like sexy. Men like sexy women, women like sexy men and feeling sexy. There's nothing wrong with it. The only people who complain about it are hambeast SJWs or religious nutcases.
>>336336102
i wanna bang widowmaker and tracer and dva soooo badly
>>336344636
tf2 is also full of autistic 3rd worlders
>>336350591
>>336350298
maybe. still fun though. little tip from me: If everyone plays on "easy" it gets hard again. Get it?
I came into this thread to masturbate. Where's all the SFM shit at? Don't tell me tumblr actually did it and took control of /v/? Where's the porn?
>>336350663
damn
>>336350670
oh boy checkers and tic-tac-toe are so hard and not completely solvable into a stalemate
post skins
>>336350591
Unfortunately, they wouldn't want to bang you.
>>336342828
When well my biggest issue is now that I'm closing into level 10 It's getting even longer and harder to level up and get a loot box. I can't imagine what it'll be like at level 20.
>>336350792
:(
how do you know...
>>336350673
>Casuals cry SJW as an excuse to be cancer and never play games to properly discuss
>>336350780
Say what you will but the game has great skins, unlike the cosmetic shittery that TF2 turned into.
Imagine if TF2 had skins like this that allowed for alternative gameplay. Safari hunter sniper that has an elephant gun, stuff like that.
>>336350829
Because we're pathetic fags on an anime imageboard.
>>336336102
>TF2
autism
>>336350862
t.shill
>>336336102
>If you buy Overwatch, you are buying a lousy prostitute
You mean i get a game AND a prostitute?
Sign me up
>>336350723
>>336350851
just post it you beta pussies
>>336350935
Enjoy your aids.
>>336350780
I like Gold Tracer personally.
>>336350959
Don't you have some money to dump into a patreon faglord? Those SFMs aren't going to make themselves.
>>336350826
The cunt in your gif knows exactly why everyone's watching.
>>336351003
DA CAVALAY IS HERE LAD
DUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRR
hey, if i pre-order Overwatch RIGHT NOW.
will i get into the beta?
>>336351751
nope
>>336351751
No, you have to wait another day
>>336336384
>it's a overwatch price is 60 dolars episode
>>336336164
Tumblr
>>336350591tfw I can use cropped lewds as reaction images
The number of blizzard shills in this single thread is terrifying. I have the feeling /v/ is 90 percent shills arguing with other without knowing, and 10 percent faggots from reddit. I'm the only real one here, tbqh.
>>336351003
I like Valkyrie Mercy
>>336352175
>we're all shills without even knowing
>the end is nigh
>>336352175
this thb
> People clinging to TF2 after 10 years
Unless you're playing vanilla TF2, you really need to let go of that hat simulator already.
>>336336102
i see the viralers have gotten 5 IQ smarter. posting criticism instead of shilling hard. regardless thread hidden.
>>336351468
No as retarded as
PUTIS PENCER HIR
>>336336102
>>Why does a "good" game need so much sex appeal to sell?
You're a fucking retard and cancer SJW
I hope your whole family die you disgusting fat cuck
>>336352284
That's pretty cool, I like the iron wings
>>336337265
I consider old tf2 to be long before the mannconomy update aka. the beginning of the end
>>336343410
Just get a hatless mod like me. makes sniping easier desu
>>336336102
>feminist at it again on vidya games
gurl, you only get to talk shit if you fat lesbos actually spend money on the shit, or else you stfu
see the new feminist ghostbuster for the latest example of why we stop giving a fuck about feminist on how to do business
We live in an age where having a sexy villain is now considered "bad" and gay marriage is perfectly fine.
What in the name of fuck just happened?
>This many blizzard shills
I want to play but I'm working. Now I have to read all the shit posting on /v/ to me it through the day
>>336352736
Story?
Dude is just chill as fuck as he's burning to death wtf
>>336352647
I feel like if tf2 never grew or evolved, it would have died yeas ago. honestly i dont get all the complaints for the economy. Just dont go to a trade server or an idle server, you honestly wont find any barneyfaggotry or trading. If you hate cosmetics and they ruin the game, there are hatfree/cosmetic free mods.
>>336352661
There's a mod that can't be VAC'd and it kinda acts like lmaobox (minus auto aim) and a lot of pubs/dedicated are going sv_pure. Forget about valve servers, all of them are pure as well.
Which means you'll see those shitty hats.
>>336350440
>expecting shitposting kids on /v/ to know anything
bruv
>>336352940
Me too anon.
Played it for the first time last night. Enjoyed it so much I forgot to eat dinner and played for 4 hours straight instead. Been a long time since a game made me do that.
>>336353054
me too mate I love this game GOTY
desu not a shill.
Any codes?
>>336336102
Pure shooters are stupid. The only way to make them relatively interesting is to put many blood, muscles and/or babies into them.
>>336353054
Call me shill. I don't give a fuck.
But that happened to me as well. Played for like 4 hours nonstop and then some before hitting bed.
It's refreshing to see something besides a military shooter.
>>336349651
arena shooters are the only good kind of FPS then?
>All of a sudden /v/ hates tits and ass in vidya
When the fuck did sjw get such a strong grip on this place?
How many gbs is it?
>>336353195
>>336353054
I was fishing for 4 hours yesterday, it was comfy and raining
>>336350780
>>336353432
Then you are achilldude
>>336353356
This place is overrun by cock lovers, what do you expect?
>>336353386
6
>>336353434
>Pre-order from third party site expecting a key for early public beta.
>Don't get one.
>Too late to buy it straight from Blizzard anyway.
Guess the money I saved will have to comfort me for a couple of days.
>>336336102
I'm more hyped for SFM stuff than the actual game
>>336351003
>Petite
>Tomboy
>British accent
I've never had a waifu before or anything, but this chick is like, literally perfect.
>>336351889
>it's a /co/ post on /v/ episode
>>336353253
yes
>>336336164
"i haven't played the game yet, please give me a beta key"
>>336353767
It's an Australian accent, idiot
>>336353767
The British accent + cute voice is enough for me to like her.
T. Racer a qT
>>336352978
>dude
It's a girl and it's an indian feminist protest by the looks of it.
>>336353767
>never had a waifu before
NORMIES GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD!
>>336353901
Are you trolling?
>>336353901
Weak bait but have a (You) anyways.
Reason: You have to be too retarded to not spot that flag.
>>336351889
>It's a I refuse to buy or play online games that aren't f2p because online games are the only games I can't just pirate PC poster.
>>336351468
YAHO
TRACER DESU
>>336353901
Are you daft? It's a Welsh accent.
>>336347879
> they'd still have to listen to their superiors and ruin their game/push it out early.
You mean the game that most of the closed beta players have been saying is plenty ready for release for months now and blizz has held backfrom release to tweak and perfect?
There are plenty of real things to bitch about in regards to blizz/overwatch, but being rushed really isnt one of them
>>336353767
Pharah is top tier
and she'sfun to play
>>336352736
>Person complains about sex appeal being the only thing selling overwatch
>Hurdur my feminism
god you are just as bad as the feminist who go oooga booga muh goobergates!
the only threads I see for overwatch are porn ones.
PC: 2826852371541024500015498
I have a PS4 code, anyone?
>>336351003
>that Mercy icon
I want it but keep getting fucking sprays and McCree skins.
>>336354401
>2826852371541024500015498
THANK YOU BASED ANON.
I have been hunting for a week now.
>>336336102
TF2 is not a whore that makes you pay for it; like real love, it is free.
TF2 is not a whore that makes you pay for it; like real love, it is free.
TF2 is not a whore that makes you pay for it; like real love, it is free.
TF2 is not a whore that makes you pay for it; like real love, it is free.
>>336350862
they have sets of gear and guns that give you different abilities
do you even plays tf2 anon?
>>336354516
>tfw nothing but sprays
>green reinhardt skin is the only skin i've gotten
>even got a duplicate of it in the very next box
>>336336164
This meme is unstoppable.
>>336336102
>TF2
Maybe if you can borrow me a time machine to play it before it went to shit.
What level are you guys?
>>336354863
TF2 is the ugly old dirty whore no one wants to touch anymore, but some tips in form of hats are enough for her
>>336354980
play console version
>>336336102
I'm going to buy it.
>>336354925
Noone uses those casually or competitive, half of it is you need to wear the shitty cosmetic at all times to get the bonus and half of it is a shitty cosmetic shouldnt give you an advange over someone and people like playing fair surprisingly. i've seen saharan spies like years ago, but i have actually never seen a gas jockey
>>336352978
When you're in flames like that the flames around you push and burn all the oxygen.
You are literally suffocating and you can't even breathe. You can't take a breath of fresh air.
This was noticed long ago when buddhist monks would often protest by setting themselves on fire and people would ask "why don't people scream in agony and pain" when they are on fire?
Reason is that they can't. That "chill as fuck" is probably because she can't breathe anymore and is just collapsing due to pain and trauma and lack of oxygen.
>>336353356
Did you miss the years of nothing but sjw related posting or are you just new?
>>336354863
Free as in beer or free as in speech?
>>336355268
You do realize those haven't been a thing in years, right?
>>336336102
>Sex is inherently shallow and can't be icing on the cake
>>336339363
You are going FPS mode anyway, you aren't going to see their @ss that much, beside everyone will be busy running around than wasting their time looking at @ss...
>>336355424
When did they change them, Honestly i havent paid attention to any of the sets
>>336336164
I hate this game because it has women in it. Not unrelated, I have no idea what love is because I think that love is free.
>>336340591
Why is she blue again?
>>336355091
11
>>336355468
icing's shallow
>>336355679
She is an alien, moron.
>>336339363
Nah widowmaker's back is fucked up seriously. she needs to go get her hyperlordosis checked out.
All the girls in overwatch are caricatures of the human form, except D. Va who is plagued by an utterly annoying voice actor
>>336355727
just like one of my japanese animes!
>>336355570
2013
Kind of surprising you missed it though since YER and Sydney Sleeper stopped being used because of it.
>>336355817
>hating on d.va's voice
gtfo
>all these fucking overwatch threads
>none of them ever start with game play discussion or ever turn into gameplay discussion
This is the biggest red flag and how I know its just another Blizzard shitpile
>>336355727
Badass female.
>>336349542
>everything needs to be sexual
but is isnt?
stop seeing problems that doesnt exist
>disguised tf2 shitposting thread
>>336356108
>thinking this is an actual overwatch thread
>>336349542
Or maybe people aren't giving a shit about it, they just wanted to try it and enjoy it...
Only reason people even bitch are about it are the one that really have a mass up head...
>>336356108
>gameplay is literally copy past tf2 with stolen dota 2 elements
Blizzard is still salty as fuck that Valve stole Dota 2 and there is nothing to dicuss about all post are le lewdy meme
>>336356142
Did you read my post?
>>336348808
Try Dirty Bomb. Its like quake enemy territory.
actually the games really fucking good, its just that the SFM is better.
>>336356119
>>336353767
>petite
i dont think you know what that word means
>>336356383
it's more like ET and Brink had a kid that isn't fully grown
>tfw walljumping over a group of guys on defense and mowing one down before I even land and killing the other before he turns around
love that shit. I also love all the trick jumps you can do to get somewhere fast.
>>336356525
A female with a small frame. What the hell do you think it means?
desu you should just try it out. shouldve experienced the beta , you missed out hard if you didn't. Its easily one of the best team shooters this year alongside Rainbow Six Siege
>>336356473
Dark samus is pretty hot
i could use a key if anyone's giving it away
[email protected]
>>336356946
sent :)
>>336356249
I guess none of the overwatch threads in the past few months were "real" overwatch threads either. I dont think theirs ever been a "real" overwatch thread.
