Why does /v/ hate him?
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Why does /v/ hate him?
he's a liar and his games are mediocre
>>336316795
Why should be give a shit?
>>336316795
He's like peter molyneux without any of the passion.
>>336316917
did kojima turn her out?
>>336317025
no, she's still a virgin. but Kojima forced her to let him scan her delicate feet for MGS5
>>336316795
Nobody hates him, he's a brilliant man and quite handsome too, plus he's 6.4 so he's not a manlet
Honestly, every game he's ever made has exceed all expectations and the DLC too
And dat jawline, plus have you seen him in a tux? I'm not gay, but I'd let him tongue punch my butthole any day
>>336316917
DELETE THIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbVZ_n39hgo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1bXns78qgw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpOHzNkyBT4
>>336317231
Rod, my man! Enjoying the link to that torrent of Fallout 4 I sent you?
>>336316795
ONII-CHAN BUY MY GEIMU
>>336317482
Please don't do this
I think /v/ for the most part loves him. They just show their love in mean, awful and funny ways.
Fallout 4 was disappointing but overall he makes really good games. And F4 just falls short of the others. It's still fun.
Really I say it's sad that /v/ belittles him like they dobut in Todd's case I suppose you gotta say it's it belittlers him, don't you?
"I AM THE ARBITRATOR !!! I MAKE THE DECISIONS ! I SHALL CLEANSE THE WORLD OF SUBHUMAN LOWER MIDDLE CLASS AND DRINK THEIR BLOOD" ~todd howard 2015 company picnic
>>336316795
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcjpags7JT8
>>336317721
FUCK YOU I'M ENJOYING THE HELL OUT OF YOUR GAME WITHOUT PAYING A DIME FOR IT
YOUR GAMES FUCKING SUCKSENPAI
>>336316795
Because its a hip new meme that the kids totally love
>>336316795
Buy Fallout 4 and I'll do anything you want ;)
I'd violate his boipucci 2bh
Fallout 4 is probably not even that bad.
I would floss my teeth with his chest hairs and let his girth cock rip my asshole apart, tbqh
He's a dilf
>>336316795
he's successful
Is he a bear, twink, or powerbottom?
I hate him because he is a genius he knows how to make a game that sells without making any effort
>Barebones base building
>Shallow story-telling, put the best part of the game in the first and final main quest
>Take the best part of what made previous games good and copy-paste it everywhere without knowing what made it good in the first place
>Put junk everywhere, players like to hoard junk and let them think they are getting valuable items (Also have a suspicious mannequinn fetish)
>Give the player 7 levels withing 2 hours, to make them think they are progressing
>Make the enemies in the first hour made of paper, so you make the player feel powerful then watch them shoot those bullet sponges for 5 hours
>Give them OP weapons and perks mid game so they can kill the opponent in 1 shot with their magic aimbot, if they keep winning, the players won't complain
>Put a good amount of every weapon in the game, including explosives wich should be hard to manufacture, we don't want people who leveled up different perks to alter their playstyle and let them be more careful
Let's face it, this man knows what he is doing, his games are shit but the money he has earned isn't, i would want to be working under his wing
Because his face got spammed in every thread on /v/ for weeks
>>336317815
LOVE this guy!
