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DLC when?
>>336311424
Sometime in Fall.
I heard there was two of them.
>>336311424
When is this drawfriend updating?
I want to pump her rump and cover her with my pickle pee!
What are you hoping for in the DLC?What are you expecting?
When will this shitty meme end?
>Edgy comments, go
>>336313718
Something new and exciting.Bloodborne-related DLCDemon's Souls-related DLC
>>336313718
More armor sets so I can stop running into endless Fallen Knights.
Maybe they can add some more weapons that create new movesets and aren't clones.
>>336313642
Who is the artist behind these?
>>336313718
Primordial serpents. Returning to the Painted World.Something to do with traveling forwards or backwards in time. More eldritch shit.
>>336313945
>Bloodborne-related DLC
Good god this would be so cool
>>336313945
>>336314425
Would be a nice excuse to see Marvelous Chester again. Maybe we can stop him from picking up the pendant.
>>336314246http://skullovensfw.tumblr.com/ hasn't posted them yet though
>>336315592
post the one where the pickle-pee gives her a mouthful of baby batter.
>>336315592
>dick
>shape of flute
>pump a rum
>ass is pickle pee
no, that's wrong and backwards
>>336311424
Wait, is it supposed to just be one crow?
I always thought it was two, and one was named pickle-pee and the other pump a rum.
>>336316078
That's what I thought too. I don't know why people think it is one crow.
>>336315739
This one?>>336313642
>>336311654
>Two
Any details?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70GgyJAF8jI
Don't mind me, just here for harpy booty
>>336314246
I'd pump her rump
>>336316375
thanks m8, but why the fuck did you edit the pickle-pee into a cooked italian sausage
THAT SLUT FIREKEEPER IS GETTING OUTCLASSED BY AN INVISIBLE BIRD
L M A O
>>336316721
The firekeeper is a fucking bland bitch
>>336316884
true
>Harpy is best girl
As per usual.
>>336313718
Snow DLC like the last one from 2 but without the dumb tigers
>>336313718
For magic to be somewhat useful.
>>336317316
I wonder if we'll actually get a comfy snow level instead of a shitty one like Eleum Loyce was
Fucking degenerate weebs.
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>>336317316
Nigga there's a giant snow castle in the main campaign that is a huge chunk of mid game
>>336313718
I only want 4 things from the 2 DLCs
>Royal Swordsman armor
>Blue Eye Orb
>New Covenant
>Primordial Serpent boss fight
>>336313718
>DLC exploring the Deep and how it relates to/opposes the Abyss
>Something exploring what exactly the Pilgrim Butterflies are and what they are flying towards
>Fleshing out the Queen of Lothric and possibly something related to Ocelotte
>>336313718
We fight Oedon from Bloodborne who has taken physical form
Can someone explain the significance of the "pump a rump" pic? I've seen it a few times in DS threads.
>>336313718
Pickle peepump-a-rumbut im not complaining
More information on Aldrich
How we time travelled to the dark firelink
The profamed flame
W E A P O N S
This is not my beautiful Pump-a-rum!
This is not my beautiful Pickle pee!
MORE ABOUT THE NAMELESS KING
Holy fuck, he could potentially be one of the most important pieces of the puzzle (being Gwyn's firstborn) yet we know nothing about him.
Why is it invisible
>>336318225
Current theory I've seen, because of snake people in the Archdragon Peak area, is that he is Sen
Which would explain a lot
>>336317353
this magic is shit meme is great
here i am winning easily 9/10 invasions/duels as pure magic with no melee weapon to speak of
as soon as they buff it im going to be fuckin laughin my way to a billion tongues
>>336318225
but they explained a lot of him in Dark Souls 1.
>Loved war
>Gwyn didn't
>Gwyn got cheesed
>God of War sided with the dragons
>Bert went looking for Kratos
>Killed Bert
Seems pretty straight forward
>>336313718
> A return to the Abyss, possibly exploring the origin of it further. A bossfight with an Abyss-ridden Sif or a reincarnated Kalameet.
> A snow filled land, something that actually uses snow as a real effect like in the Witcher 3 (staying outside too long gives frost damage), crossing through harsh snow knee-deep, like a snow desert, climbing up snowy mountains, etc. Think of the trailer dragon battle of Dark Souls 2.
> A gate into the past, enter the fall of Lothric, discover who is Ocelotte and the origins of the butterflies, etc..
> Explore more lore that connects to DS2.
> Allow Andre a special coal and titanite that ascends your weapon to a new level. One or two time item only, can only be regained in NG+.
> bring back Twinblades, make them better.
> Unlock a 5th ending - Age of the Deep
Anyone want to help me with saint Aldrich? getting my booty hole finger popped repeatedly over here.
One of them is undoubtedly going to be about Londor and Kaathe/primordial serpents.
The other? I have no idea. It'll probably be something completely out of the blue like Dark Souls 1 tier.
londor dlc
deep sea dlc
>>336318832
>DLC where Aldrich vision came to fruition
What would a Dark Souls game be like underwater?
>>336318402
>Sen
His name is Thousand?
>>336319059
>implying the dlc wont be something to do with entering Aldritch's dream world, which is completely filled with nightmarish deep sea shit and gwyndolin stranded on an island or something as the tide rises
>>336318641
>this magic is shit meme is great
Teach me your ways.
>>336318225
His name is actually Grym Grindles according to Myazaki.
>>336319254
how to win 1v1s in 1 of 3 ways:
dead angled flashsword spam that hits for 350 damage each
backstepping into HCSM and flashsword spam or crystal sour spear as soon as they get cocky enough to go in for a backstab
act as though youre running away when youre at low hp and just cast a crystal soul spear and flip around last second as they go for the running r1/r2
how to win invasions 100% of the time regardless of how many phantoms the host has:
wait with obscuring ring on until literally anyone is distracted and fighting something, then cast a steady chanted crystal sour spear at them for the 1 shot
I can see DLC doing something like
>explore orgins of corruption more
>more corrupted enemies, more corrupted bosses
>a dark area, where light is necessary
There aren't that many corrupted enemies in the game at all, just a handful and the first boss
>>336318225
All you need to know about his is that he's a gigantic fucking faggot that was only ever able to kill me by flying into the air and letting his piece of shit mount do all the work, I swear if it wasn't for the single move where he goes straight up and shoots fire at you then I woulda killed him first try, but it took me forever to realize that I have to just fucking book it as soon as he leaves the ground, fucking garbage move
Yes I'm fucking salty
The biggest open plot element is the Deep.
It seems important but we literally no nothing about it other than it exists and is corrupted and Aldrich had some visions about it that convinced him to blobify.
>>336316434
Anyone else hard as a rock right now? Holy shit.
>>336313718
Something related toGwyn's son who was the god of war, since he was erased from the records. Most people think he's solaire though.
>>336319921
If you stay in front of the storm drake's head and not under it then the fire is extremely easy to avoid.
>>336320018
yes unfortunately
>>336313718
More armors that look good on a female character
tfw no desert sorceress set
>>336320142
The first born was revealed already, it's Nameless King
I have a question about the lore if anyone can answer it:
How long does it actually take Aldrich to eat people? Why is it taking him so long to eat Gwyndolin?
>>336320828
not confirmed but would be the obvious answer
>>336311424
So is her name just Pickle Pee or is it Pickle Pee Pump a Rum
>>336319980
Now that I think about it, the deep might not be water. It might be just some shitty/sludgy shit like what's on Iudex Gundyr.
>>336320939
>Not confirmed
The helmet does it.
>>336321013
The sludge has to do with the abyss shit.
>>336320932
he realized gwyndolin was a dude far too late
>>336321085
Along with the spell and swordspear
>>336321127
So he was trying to get some pussy then suddenly ended up with a blob full of dick and balls?
>>336320997
I'm gonna be honest here, I always thought there was two of them, the top one was pickle pee and the bottom was pump a rum since you could still place items inside the building and there was feathers scattered about, of course I'm probably dead wrong but since From is too lazy to animate a bird child we might never know
>>336321205
Yeah, I as well thought it was two crows as well
>>336321187
that's about the size of it
Is Nameless King's weapon the most powerful weapon in the game?
>>336316264
Because it's one crow you dumb shit. There's only one voice.
>>336320932
I have a question about HOW he ate people. It's obvious that he turned into a blob for some reason (that has no mouth as far as I can tell), but how did he originally eat people? Like, did he just use a fork and knife and cook people? What caused him to actually blobify?
>>336313718
I'm hoping for something heavily vertical, like maybe a new area connected to the world somewhere that leads down into Nito's tomb, then down to another part of Izalith, then down ultimately to Ash Lake, and maybe a hidden Abyss area or something.
I feel like we're just gonna get dragons tuff though. There was so much subtle dragon shit going on in almost every area of the game.
>pilgrim butterflies in Highwall
>things in RoS turning into raven-like dragon creatures
>mutated dragon things in Irithyll dungeon
>Yorshka
>Archdragon Peak
>the things in ADP that were half serpent half man
>the statues in Castle Lothric of serpent people
>>336320932
"Slowly".
It's impossible to tell how much time has passed between the bell reviving Aldrich and you finding him, due to all the wibbly wobbly time fuckery caused by the First Flame burning out. But if we pretend time is linear for a bit, it's probably not been too long since the blob made his way back to Anor Londo, and he's already about a third of the way through Gwyndolin. Not to mention Gwyndolin is essentially a dead limb sticking out of him at this point, I'm guessing the blob has eaten more of his insides than it appears from the outside.
Probably some number of days/weeks.
>>336316434
my boner is maximum
>>336313718
Were supposed to get 2 big ones like The Old Hunters. One in Fall and one next year. Big gaps but I cant complain really.
I want some new environments, theres yet to be a desert area in any souls game. Any other new fresh feeling areas would be good too.
Story wise I want to see the Serpents again and some abyss spelunking, just more things that would tickle everyones curiosity and maybe some call backs. As much as everyone hated DaS2 I loved going in memories and actually seeing a war going on, that would be cool to see.
Other than that I'll be happy with any armor and weapons, but two things I really want back are the Bone Fist and the Archdrake Set.
I'd be extremely happy with any one of those things
Im trying to decide what to infuse some of my weapons
What exactly do they mean when they say "Scale with ___" it means they increase damage when you increase said stat or what? Like what if i infuse Great Axe with Heavy gem, it'll get a boost from why Strength stat?
>>336321285
Dragon Slayer greataxe and Iudex' Halberd are both pretty retarded.
>>336313718
>What are you hoping for in the DLC?
Wrathful Sun Solaire
>>336321187
Maybe Aldritch is gay and when the dick entered his blobby fuck mouth he didn't want to finish him off, maybe he is constantly sucking off Gwyndolin during the fight and the end isn't you killing him, it's him having a mindblowing orgasm that ends his life
>>336311424
DON'T DROP THAT PUMP A RUM
>>336311424
>give pump-a-rum an undead bone shard
>it gives a shield
oh
>>336321527
I love this
Hopefully the DLC is pretty sizeable. Old Hunters was great but was honestly kind of small.
I'm not expecting much though. We got AotA a year later and it was pretty small and short, despite it mostly being initially cut / incomplete content that wasn't finished in time for final release.
It'll probably be about the same as Old Hunters DLC. If we're getting 2 DLC though, that's not too bad.I bought the Premium version of the game for 90 dollarydoos.
When they make the game give you the same quality content 2 had which shits ll over 3
>>336321408
He ate people in a way that gave him their power. I mean, maybe just literally chopping up people and eating them actually gives your their power in the Dark Souls universe, I guess that's possible. But I took "eat" to mean more like "absorb", through some kind of magic. And eventually he absorbed enough people that his physical form had so much mass added too it that it just lost all resemblance to a human.
He's basically melting Gywndolin into goo and then adding that goo to his goo.
>>336321774
I feel like a big part of AotA's dev time went into making that completely and totally terrible and ignored arena component that carried over into 2.
Glad they finally realized DS doesn't need an arena.
Stinky clothed qt
>>336319245
That would actually be really awesome, like how you went into memories in 2.
He had memories and visions of Priscilla, so we could see old people like her and Gwyndolin possibly, along with all the eldritch horrors of the deep.
>>336322064
I want to sniff the crotch of her trousers
Would love to see an alternate ending activatable through the dark firelink shrine, made possible by saving the cinders of lords and bringing them to their respective thrones in the dark version.
>>336313718
9-ball
Common from I need him
>>336321987
It would've been more unsettling if Aldrich had a slightly less amorphous form, and Gwyndolin was just kind of limply flopping around, hanging out of his body half-absorbed while Aldrich tried to put the smack down on you.
Would've given the fight some genuine creep factor.
>>336322119
>>336322064
Back off, she's taken.
Uh-oh, due to a rift in space-time, Great Ones are showing up in Boletaria, Lordran, Drangleic and Lothric, and they're wreaking havoc! It's up to you to team up with the Slayer of Demons, the Chosen Undead, the Bearer of the Curse, and the Good Hunter to stop the greatest menace the Souls games have ever seen!
>>336322164
>DLC releases
>in order to access it, you must return the 4 lords to the Dark Shrine
>opens the gate to the Abyss version of Kiln as seen in the leaked screen with the serpents and melting sun
>get to explore the annihilated version of Londor being swallowed whole by the Abyss
>everything is Dark or Fire themed
Would be cool.
>>336311424
At this point I could care less. PvP is a broken mess and invading a shit since Phantom helpers can chug estus in the presence of a red so this game is done for me after I nuked Cinder.
>get instances where I parry kill both of bitch boys phantoms
>he bows when him and his faggots came at me
>fuck you
>run slice him
>no damage
>he disconnected
>>336320932
>Go to Anor Londor
>Stab wife boogaloo
>Find Gwyndolin's stuff
>Oh, hey that's neat
>Progress to the final building
>Aldrich is fucking eating Gwyndolin whose still alive
What the fuck
>>336322185
>implying she wasn't used as a cum dumpster all the time while she was imprisoned
>>336322582
>tfw you will never be locked in a dark dungeon, raped daily and forced to live in filth
A third DLC was confirmed by Miyazaki in an interview last week. It currently does not have a projected release date.
>>336321527
What is that
What are you giving her
>>336322682
Avelynn
>>336311424
When you stop posting this hideous piece of shit.
>>336321736
A shitty shield.
Got pretty fucking salty when i gave out an ash midgame expecting some cool lore stuff and getting the motherfucking pig shield
Is there any way to get exploding bolts in the stores?
Apparently you get it by giving old hag Greriat's ashes from Lothric castle
Unfortunately my greriat died in Borial Valley
any alternatives?
>>336313718
Visiting Londor, and then visiting the Deep/Abyss
>>336322836
The stupid fucking ENB shield of all fucking things.
Why did that come back? Why did it deserve that spot
Fuck it, its stupid and ugly and shitty and fuck everyone who voted for that piece of shit.
>>336322464
Protip: He's not alive. Look at him during Aldrich's death animation. He doesn't move, he just becomes motionless.
Aldrich is literally shoving his blobby self up in Gwyndolin's partially digested innards and is using what's left of his body as a puppet.
>>336311424
Why do people sexualize the most arbitrary shit?
It's a crow, not a harpy, so why would you depict it as one?
I know it's probably a long shot/impossible, but I'd love to see a dlc delve into Demon's Souls territory, and tie that into the overall story. Maybe the Old One is some kind of abyss monster or some such bullshit.
>>336313718
Now that I think about it, Dark Souls II was the only game where you got to see a major event that is constantly referenced happen in real time even though you experience it as a dream (the Giants invading Drangleic.)
In DS1 you don't get to experience Gwyn linking the First Flame nor the massive exodus of gods from Anor Londo. Even in BB you don't get to fully experience the events that made Yharnam so screwy, like the infection's spread or the death of Kos(m.) Seems like no matter the game, you're always one-step behind in terms of seeing the great calamities as they happen. Would be cool to get DLC that let you see the spread of the Abyss or something.
>>336323193
I'm certain my wares will please you
>>336323182
Oh no i know that already
But the majority of the game references old shit, not having them right there for you
>>336321987
The weird part is that in the boss fight, he isn't even goo at all. His body clearly has a definite form.
>>336323326
That was a nice touch. Seeing the ruins of Dranglaic, only to then experience it towards the end
>>336323193
I literally just typed in toaster to rule34 and there was a whole page of toaster porn, people will sexualize anything
>>336323182
yeah there have been some screenshots posted around showing gwyndolins eyes are pure white under the mask no pupils. Wish I saved them
He really is a husk
>>336323442
Touche
>>336323193
>It's a crow, not a harpy
Prove it, nigger. There is literally no evidence at all as to what she looks like, and the Crow's nest in DaS1 isn't hers.
>>336323193
>Why do people sexualize the most arbitrary shit?
It's all in your head, bro.
>>336323193
Crows are sexy in the dark souls universe
>>336323818
bird ladies are hot in all games
>>336313718
I'm both hoping and expecting to see something related to ocelot and the iudex curse thing that transforms mobs into those giant black tentacles things. I reckon they're related.
>>336323431
Yeah, for what is was, it really opened my eyes to Miyazaki's style of storytelling:
>"Wow, everything went to shit some indescribable amount of time ago!"
>"It was, like, the worst thing ever, but good thing you showed up now when there's about 10 people still alive!"
>"What's that? You went back in time? Aww, the calamity JUST ended! But you should've seen it, man. T'was truly the worst thing ever."
>Credits roll
Pumparum is a fun word to say
Pumparum
>>336323875
So long as they got a human booty I agree
>>336323351
Ornifex is how I imagine Pickle-pee and all the other little crows to look like, but in loli form of course
So I understand how Aldrich ate gwyndolin but how the fuck did he eat nito? Chosen undead fucking killed him and the guy from 2 kills his reincarnation
>>336323351
>>336324164
Here's you answer to any and all Souls-related questions:
>Time is distortedThanks for Playing! :^)
>>336324164
Probably just gobbled up what was left of his body, I guess.
>>336324164
What are you talking about?
>>336314260
Fucking this either a boss fight with them or make them npcs.
>>336321593
>archdrake set
>>336324353
Look at his lower half. it's the body of nito. How could he devour Nito when he is gone?
>>336323476
Even if he could prove it, you would just say something like "Yea well he can draw whatever he wants/ It's sexier when she looks like a harpy" so it's pointless.
honestly, I tried to get into dark souls, but the dragon designs were just so fucking stupid.
Like, in such a graphically realistic environment, how come they couldn't make the dragons realistic too? Lazy art design maybe?
>>336324473
He would be right tho thats a thing about fan art. draw what you like even if it doesn't conform to lore 100%
https://youtu.be/6Cp9d2T_vdk
New Dark Souls dance craze.
>>336324414
I'm so sad it didnt come back
>>336324531
First off:
>Dragons
>Realistic
Secondly, what the hell do you mean?
>>336324460
>Literal gods.
>They get easily eaten by a blob.
>>336324531
>they couldn't make the dragons realistic too?dragons aren't real
I'm sorry I had to be the one to break this to you
>>336316434
Is this the point of no return?
>>336324531
>why dont the dragons look like real dragons
fucking retard
>>336321593
>Brightstone Cove
>giant swirling pits of quicksand surrounded by sand piled up into doorways around sandy paths
Is that what you mean by no desert?
Also I feel like they can't abandon Dark Souls 2 entirely. The Iron Keep was pretty cool, different enough of a lava area from Izalith sinceSmoldering Lakewas shitty.
>>336324626
lets be real gods in the dark souls universe are straight up bitches
>>336323946
Has it ever been elaborated on what those parasites were?
>>336324626
A blob strong enough to be a Lord of Cinder who linked the flame.
The Chosen Undead was just some shmuck who became strong enough to fight gods, and Aldrich is at least on his level.Or, if don't accept that, you can just say Aldrich only succeeded because Gwyndolin was ill and Nito was a dead body.
>>336324751
Oh thanks for pointing that out for me anon I guess the beach is a desert too because it has sand in it.
>>336316434
I'm going to ask my gf to yell this in bed
>>336324697
Welcome to the club
>>336324632
You were saying?
>>336324618
Not him, but yea, I wanted actual dragons, the ones with multiple limbs.
But everyone just makes retarded bats.
>>336324949
youre not seriously trying to argue that those are actual dragons are you?
>>336324949
dragon by name, not by nature.
>>336325037
it has dragon in its name
Where do you even find the crow in this game? I didn't see one in my entire first playthrough
>>336325037
>>336325107
It's saliva contains a shitton of deadly bacteria or something, so it's technically a poison dragon.
>>336324989
Actual dragons? It's a medieval fantasy game, anon. Of course they're going to have fantasy dragons instead of a mundane fucking lizard.
>>336324989
the winged creatures in ds3 aren't dragons, they're wyverns.
>>336325191
that makes it venomous, not poisonous
>>336324989
>Actual dragons
Why do you think you get to define what an "actual" dragon is?
pic related. A dragon.
>>336313718
I want bonewheel shield to have a new move set that's like Logarius wheel.
I want a bonewheel covenant.
>>336325184
roof of firelink. Jump off the bridge from the tower to get there. you also missed a estust shard since its under the nest area
>>336325293
Oh boy here we go. Chinese dragons are not real dragons. They are serpents
>>336325492
no dragons are real dragons you spastic cunt.
>>336316434
Too cute.
>>336318014
The crows in one part of the game are able to speak to you.
The voice lines for them are done by a girl who uses a weirdly erotic yet innocent voice for them. One of the things that is a recurring thing they say is the phrase "pickle-pee" and "pump-a-rum", which appears to just be a weird mannerism, like Gollum ending a lot of his words and thoughts with "gollum, gollum."
Anyway, people got weirded out by why they got a boner over a talking crow, so they justified it by pretending the crow is a cute loli crow/harpy.
That's about the gist of it.
>>336325546
Long serpent like body = serpent
Giant dragonlike creature with no wings = drake
two limbs + wings = whyvern
four limbs + wings = dragon
This will never change
DLC is probably soon, seeing how much stuff that is unobtainable is already in the games code.
>>336316434
>enough enough
>>336325293
>Has a mustache
Dragons don't have mustaches. That's an Englishman masquerading as a dragon.
>>336325293
Which where misinterpreted findings of dinosaur bones. So Dinosaurs are the true dragons.
Why don't more games have Dino-dragons instead of fake made up shit?By the way my post was supposed to be interprated as a joke since I said "real dragons have multiple limbs" while posting a Dragonfly.
>>336313718
A return to old Firelink/Undead Burg
I'm in the bottom of the smouldernig lake, just beat Tsorig, any way to make this lava floor go away? How do I get those items without dying?
>>336325492
>>336325704
Maybe Chinese dragons are real dragons and British dragons are Wingy Dingy Fire Flingies
Who is the authority that made the specific classification for dragons as a species?
Taking Pickle Pee Pump a Rump requests.
>>336325704
except literally all of those are dragons. a dragon is not a "this is a dragon and this isn't a dragon". a dragon is a name given to a broad range of mythical reptilians.
>>336325952
western civilation contributed more to modern man than china ever has so they have absolute authority
So I'm assuming the "main character" armor of this game is the regular old Knight Armor? Or is there some new fancy set that I missed in my playthroughs?
>>336313718Dragons
>>336324164
You (chosen undead, whatever, same thing) steal his soul, but his body is left there.
Aldritch doesn't consume Nito's soul, since that's impossible. Instead, he just steal his shit and eats his corpse.
Yummy.
>>336325987
Have her be givin and item and saying "This is no pump a rum" with a sad look in her eyes
>>336325987
A picture of Pickle Pee getting Pump a Rump.
>>336326045
Wouldn't it be the one on the front of the box? (it's in the game, right?)
>>336325987
Pickle Pee wearing Xanthous Crown
>>336326162
I thought so, but that nigga is the final boss so who knows.
ass
>>336326040
You're right
Pic related, a true dragon with the only acceptable number of limbs
>>336325546
If you read established studies on dragons like the esteemed Dragonology you would see how wrong you are.
If reading is too much you can get the Dragonology DS game that has the most important FACTS in a nutshell.
>>336319615
What lvl are you, how much stats do i pump into int, should i touch dex?
>>336318402
sen is not a person
sen's fortress comes from a translation error, it's not supposed to be posessove
>>336313718
I hope we get time travel like in Dark Souls 1 and we defeat the player character from 2
>>336325945
Just need the best heat/fire resist you can muster and chug estus while getting them.
I am an authority on mimics and the mimics in Dark Souls are not mimics.
Mimics only have eyes and a tounge, anything else and theyre not mimics.
I have declared this law, you better start coming up with different names to classify them
>>336326468
>>336325945
flash sweat also helps
>>336324989
There are actual dragons but all but one are dead. Did you watch the opening cinematic for Dark Souls? There are drakes and wyverns that you encountwr and kill but the dragons were wiped out long before the story begins.
>>336326503
mimicry
>>336326503
d&d invented mimicks so they should all look like this
>>336313718
I don't care for new breathtaking environments
I don't care for mechanics revisions that would make the game 11/10
I don't care if the game spawned in a perfect waifu into the real world to suck me off way after I've nutted
I just want this fucking mediocre shield back in to complete my generic Knight Errant character. Every other heater/kite shield is a decrepit fucking piece of shit or a shitty shade of blue.
>>336321527
I think they have more siblings
The old King of Dorchester,
He had a little orchestra,
And never did you hear such a ceremonial band.
‘Pah-pa-rah,’ said the trumpet,
‘Zoomba-zoom,’ said the bass,
‘Pickle-pee,’ said the fife,
‘Pump-a-rum,’ said the drum,
‘Tootle-too,’ said the flute,
‘Deed-a-reedle,’ said the fiddle,
For the fiddles and the flutes were the finest in the land,
Oh! the fiddles and the flutes were the finest in the land!
>>336326702
No i've studied mimics for a long time now, those arent mimics
>>336311424
I'm hoping for a DLC about killing the last "mother" of dragons before she lays more eggs maybe have her as the true leader of the dragon covenent.
Sone anons suggested humting down the ancient serpents. I'd be down with that too.
>>336325263
Nope.
Venom is distinctly different from poison. Venom is a naturally manufactured protein that breaks down tissue that is created by the creature using it. It is actively injected into it's victim.
A poison is a naturally produced protein or pathogen that is secreted by it's producer, and is passively transferred to it's target, rather than through active injection. Poisons are often harvested for use by other animals, and then either used immediately to kill something else or stored for future killing.
Toxins are not naturally produced, and can be taken in multiple different ways to be lethal. They are not proteins, and instead are often chemicals or elements that cause decay of organic matter/breakdown of tissue.
So, since the Komodo Dragon itself does not manufacture any proteins that cause decay, it is not venomous. It simply stores poisonous (since they secrete the protein or pathogen) bacteria, which it then bites into it's target. It is actively injecting a passive producer of a poison, which, while having a similar outcome to venom injection, is not quite the same.
So, to finish my autistic rant: Komodo Dragons: technically norther poisonous nor venomous, but their method of killing is via a stored poison, so it is not inaccurate to classify them as poisonous dragons.
Aldrich didn't eat Nito or Piscilla, there is literally zero proof of this
>>336311424
>me, me, pickle-pee
>me, me, pump a rum
I haven't played the game, what the fuck is this about? It doesn't even make sense.
>>336326913
No one is saying he ate priscilla but he did eat Nito's corpse as it's part of him
>>336326913
Lifehunt confirms he didn't eat Priscilla and just dreamed of her. Seeing as he's a cannibal made of sludge it wouldn't be too far out to assume the skeletons on him are his victims and not Nito(who is canonically killed by the CU anyways)
>>336326503
Why in the bleeding fuck can nobody on this goddamn site spell "tongue" correctly?
>>336327092
new crow merchant they refer to items as pump a rum and pickle pee
>>336327092
Sounds of woodwind instruments and drums.
Want: exploring more ds2 stuff. Visit majula etc. Bring back lots of armor sets.
Explore the Deep. There's zero Abyss stuff in the base game and I refuse to believe that the abyss watchers did their job that well when they seemed too busy killing each other. Also explain the black mass monsters that burst out of hollows and iudex and which animate the dragons.
Shulva tier level design.
Get: Probably more about the deep and the lothric religion / serpents. Okay level design but no hidden switches in a giant pyramid like Shulva.
>>336327142
listen buddy I study mimics not the alphabet
>>336327142
you spelled tounge wrong, anon.
It's OK, though allow me to correct your mistake: it's T-O-U-N-G-E, not, T-O-N-G-U-E.
It's alright, it too me awhile, too.
>>336327121
He ate a lot of people. Thus there's a lot of skeletons in him. Nothing to do with Nito.
>>336327281
then why does he have nitos black shit all over him?
>>336327245
>>336327142
It's spelled tung you fucking mongoloids, it's so simple
>>336327348
nigga are you serious
>>336327181
>>336327182
So the whole point is that it's meant to sound cute right?
>>336327462
see >>336324460
he has nito's black shit around his bottom
>>336326667
mimicutie
>>336327684
I dont know if thats really enough to go off of, I mean Aldrich is black goo, and Gwyndolins robes are all black now too,
I wouldnt jump to conclusions unless there was any item or description anywhere mentioning something about Nito
>>336324883
Not to mention Sulyvahn trapped Gwyndolin and gave him to Aldrich as a sacrifice
>>336327851
It's almost as if all depictions of dragons are notoriously inconsistent even within the same culture and there's no way to define exactly what a dragon is
But that would be crazy
>>336311424
>>336313642
>>336314246
>>336315592
>>336316375
>>336321527
>>336321754
i want to pump her rum
>>336328083
Yeah its a good thing we have researchers constantly studying them and other fantasy creatures to properly classify them all.
>>336327925
he is fucking holding the gravelord sword during certain attacks. His theme also has bits of nito's theme with it along with the moonlight butterfly theme and gwyndolin theme. Either he devoured nito or those are some coincidences
>>336324883
Where is this meme coming from that Aldritch ate Nito.
>>336328221
Never took a good look at that weapon, I assumed it was like placenta or some shit like the Orphan used since he's a blob. Thats some good evidence....
But I'm gonna annoy you and say that I had a Gravelord sword too so that doesnt mean shit.
>>336328221
I cant see a dam thing in that and you expect me to believe that blob ate Nito.
>>336328207
Like cryptozoology?
>everything enjoyable magic-wise is at the end of the game
>>336328221
He didn't eat Nitohe is the reincarnation of Nito
>>336328459
Ate his corpse that the chosen undead just left there and best image I could find. I'd take an image myself but I just made it to ng+ and won't get to him for awhile. Even still he does have pieces of nito's theme in aldrich's theme so there is that
>>336328430
k lanced jack impersonator
>>336328459
His name is fucking Aldrich, Devourer of Gods. If you pay attention to any of his attacks you can also see the lifehunt scythe and moon bow being used. I don't know why he wouldn't be able to eat Nito.
>>336324371
>they're the real final boss of the series
>you fight them in a primordial abyss filled with water
>they are a hydra
>>336328676
If It really did eat nito thats hilarious to think after The Chosen Undead fucked up nito he/she just left his body there.
>>336328487
Yes
Its important people know the difference between
Orang Pendek
Nguoi Rung
Higabon
Chuchunaa
Chimiset
Meh-Teh
Almas
Yeren
Maricoxi
Mapinguary
Yowie
Florida Skunk Ape
Sasquatch
and Bigfoot
>>336328554
makes sense
>>336328554
Seems to be a pattern
>>336328753
FUCK
I'd shit myself
>>336328713
Honestly I think Aldrich should not have been a lord of cinder and had been the final boss. A huge combination of gods throughout the souls series. his potential is just too great
If I wanted to experience as much as this game has to offer in one run, what starter class should I go with? I was thinking pyro cuz of that 14 int/fai.
>>336328713
>lifehunt scythe and moon bow being used
they're being conjured, for spells. Dumbass
>>336328753
>a bunch of wriggling primordial serpents quickly advancing to your position
>you can hear the CLACK CLACK CLACK of their teeth
>the other half are doing that HRAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOUGH thing that frampt did when you got the lord vessel
fuck me
>>336315592
That face is traced
>>336328934
It doesn't matter really but pyro probably is a good choice. You can level every stat to your leisure really.
>>336328759
well it does kinda make sense how he gets so strong so fast. After all he is just a blob but after eating Nito's corpse since it can't fight back he is suddenly strong enough to devour much stronger creatures
>>336329050
I suppose youre right, thanks for the advice though.
>>336328992
Yeah dumbass and guess what, he ate Gwyndolin so why couldn't eat Nito as well? Did you not read what I just said? Are you really that dense? Dumbass.
>>336316434
That was the cutest "not that" I've ever heard
>>336329186
because nito's fucking dead you shit, he's not some optional boss that gets a pass, nito fucking died in DaS1.
>>336329308
and he has said multiple times now that he must have eaten his corpse
>>336329308
You think his corpse wouldn't still be where the chosen undead left it?
>>336329308
You really are a fucking moron. Them being optional bosses is entirely irrelevant friend.
>>336329308
And the corpse wouldn't still be there to be eaten because...?
>>336329459
corpses dissapear when you kill them
>>336329308
Yet he has Nito's sword and nito's body. Ergo was can presume that he either ate nito's corpse or someone with nito's appearance and weapon
>>336328753
I thought I was the only one.
I've been saying we should have fought a Primordial Oroboros or Hydra since Artorias of the Abyss.
I guess Oroboros doesn't really apply to what I mean. I'm picturing one body with Frampt on one end and Kaathe on the other, like a Primordial Catdog.
It'd be a cool spin on good end vs "bad" if they were both the same being.
Also Kaathe is mentioned in 3 in the Londor lore.
>>336325293
>a misunderstood comet in the sky
>>336329485
How does someone like you remember to breathe?
>>336329485
Yes, indeed--for in-game purposes of you not littering the place up with permanent corpses by farming.
Lore-wise, the body should still be there. As should the body of every other thing you brutally murder in the game.
>>336329513
>Yet he has Nito's sword
no he doesn't, stop this. Nito's sword doesn't have a staff grip
>>336328676
Youre being way too tsundere right now anon
>>336329664
because the staff thing changes its top to nito's sword, a life hunt scyth, a staff and a darkmoon bow. These are all abilities aldrich has gained from people he devoured except lifehunt scyth because gwyndolin was dreaming of priscilla while he was being eaten for some reason.
>>336329664
You're half right he doesn't use the hilt of the sword, he only uses the blade of it.
>>336329513
For the last time, Nito does not have exclusive rights on skeletons. Aldrich ate a lot of people, thus he has a lot of skeletons. If he had Nito's powers he'd be using the gravelord special attack.
He uses the moonlight bow because he consumed Gwyndolin. He conjures the Lifehunt Scythe because he doesn't have the same one. If he also conjures the Gravelord Sword it means he dreamed of Nito (which there is no proof of, although Gwyndolin would know him. If he'd consumed Nito he'd have the real one.
There's also zero mention of him visiting anywhere but the Cathedral of the Deep, Irithyll and Anor Londo. Nito's location is nowhere to be found in the game either.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKrnQZvJ19A
going for a dex/luck build for that bleed damage, should I level dex to 40 before starting on luck or maybe level them both? also what is the cutoff point for luck in this case?
>>336329938
So the reason Nito's music is included in Aldritch's theme along with the themes of people we've known he's eaten is...? The reason Aldritch is literally wearing his cloak is...? The reason that the sword Aldritch uses is Nito's, just like the weapons of the other bosses he ate are used by him is...?
All coincidence?
>>336330001
Never heard DeS crow but I am now 100% certain that DaS2 had the worst Crow.
And the more I listen to this I'm really liking Sparkly the most.
Still, Pump-a-Rum too cute.
>>336311654
It was confirmed to be three "large" (I mean, for the price of the season pass I don't expect them to be THAT large, but it's their words) DLC's in an interview with Miyazaki not too long ago.
>>336330139
Find me a single item description that proves your theory, otherwise it's essentially cut content.
>>336330105
Don't know, 40/40 for both of those stats might be a safe investment given the nature of scaling
>>336330139
Nito's theme is not used stop it
The rest is coincidence
>>336330139
So you're saying he ate the moonlight butterfly too? When? How?
>>336330001
>That angry GIVE ME
Hold on there, boner.
>>336330223
Find a single item description that disproves all these "coincidences"
>>336330285
there is more than one moonlight butterfly anon
>>336311424
I'd pump her rump if you know what I mean.
I just thought of that joke, how'd I do?
>>336330139
>along with the themes of people we've known he's eaten is...?
name them, post the clips of recycled themes, their origin, and aldrich's theme for reference
>>336330320
burden of proof is on you, fuckhead
>>336330220
http://gamerant.com/dark-souls-3-dlc-leak/
Two DLC's.
>>336330220
The first is in Fall, the second is in early 2017, and the third has no release date set as of yet.
>>336316434
sounds retarded to be honest family
>>336330390
>nito's theme used in boss fight
>nito's weapon
>nito's black cloak
Oh wow disprove these three things fucko
>>336330320
Sorry friendo, but you're the one making these claims without hard proof. Burden of proof is on you.
>>336324937
London?
>>336330487
Okay, since you've researched this so much you can surely provide examples of all three.
>>336316434
>Enough,enough
>>336330576
>nito's sword
>>336328221
there
>nito's cloak
>>336324460
>>336327684
Boom
>nito's theme
https://www.reddit.com/r/darksouls3/comments/4fjh8z/spoilers_devourer_of_gods/d29gzil.compact
http://darksouls3.wiki.fextralife.com/Aldrich,+Devourer+of+Gods
What's my prize?
>>336330759
nito's sword doesn't have the staff grip, gwyndrich is wielding a spear
>>336330759
Not proof at all. No in game descriptions support this
>>336330759
Did Aldrich also consume Frampt and Kaathe as his bottom half closely resembles a serpant?
>>336313718
I'd like to finally visit a proper Lost Izalith and not the half-assed stuff we got in DS1 or the shitty demon ruins in 3.
Probably isn't going to happen though.
>>336329938
why's he wearing Nito's cape then?
>>336330909
A spear that transforms it's tip into a scyth, gravelord sword's blade, a darkmoon bow and just a staff. All powers and abilities of people he devoured except life hunt scyth as I already explained here >>336329827
>>336313718
Gib Gwyndolin armor set and more miracles/sorceries.
Also buff WoG. Holy fuck it's useless
>>336330402
>3 months ago
The interview I'm talking about came from /le/ddit a few days ago, though I cannot for the life of me find it. I'm fine with both answers, but I'm not sure which one to trust right now.
>>336330909
Jesus christ man, not the same anon but give up. This is getting really sad to watch.
>>336331053
>Nito all of a sudden owns the monopoly on black threads
kek
>>336313718
Dark Souls 3: Scholar of the real Ornstein
>>336331082
>A spear that transforms it's tip into a scyth
the spell he conjures because he saw priscilla in his dreams, not nito
the bow is gwyndolin's, the staff is the sword thing he's using
>>336331207
no fuck off, nito isn't even so much as fucking mentioned in the entire game, this anon's retarded
>>336331207
Yes it's sad that anon actually believes it's nito without in game proof
>>336331242
>4 way fight between Ornsten, Artorias, Gough and Cirian
Who wins? My bets on Artorias
>>336331242
I don't like that people don't draw Artorias with his shield. I mean, he did wield one when he had the use of both arms.
>>336313718
We get to kill Kaathe. A real ending which was promised to us. No more eternal linking the fire bullshit.
>>336330402
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1212047
I don't know if the translation is wrong since I don't do moonspeak, but this one says there'll be 3 DLC's.
>>336331240
errr...
that's literally Nito's cloak, though.
The threadbare design, the wiriness, and the bones laced through it, no other clothing in any of the Dark Souls games looks exactly like that.
It's Nito's cloak, dude. I don't get how that's disputable, tbqh.
>>336331336
I would say Ornstein. Wasn't he captain of the four? Could be because he was the strongest.
>>336311654
>fall
this shit is going to be dead as fuck by then
i've already exhausted all of the content and pvp isn't nearly what it needs to be to keep the game alive
>>336331540
>http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1212047
>Note: there was a mis-translation regarding 3 expansions, Miyazaki only confirmed 2 for Dark Souls III - first is in Fall 2016, second is early 2017.
At least glance at the stuff you're linking to before you post it.
>>336331240
You really can't recognize how alike it looks to both figures?
>>336331278
The staff transforms anon. It changes. Look at the life hunt scyth he employs. You can still see the original staffs base in it on his left hand while the scyth bit wraps around it. And yes I already acknowledged the origins of the scyth and even said it wasn't a power he took from someone he ate.
Just because he isn't directly mentioned doesn't mean this isn't nitos shit when we have strong evidence especially since it uses nito's theme in aldrich's theme. They are freaking telling you he ate nito's corpse
>>336331583
Well Im just basing it on difficulty in the debate between Ornstien and Artorias.
Artorias is much harder to defeat in DS1 than Ornstien would be alone an entire fight. Even O&S fight with Smough being killed 2nd is easier than Artorias.
The fact Artorias is on the wrong hand and with no greatshield means he was nerfed badly.
Aldrich might be a disciple of Nito using a gravelord miracle.
>>336331556
It probably has something to do with the fact that tattered black cloth isn't particularly difficult to come across, and the fact that the dude literally eats people. The entire arena in Aldritch's fight is littered with skeletons under the water/slush.
I don't think anyone's going to deny that Nito would be the only other thing with a design like that in these games, but Aldritch's story makes that attire basically par for the course. I don't think your theory is flat out wrong, but I don't really believe that it's wholly correct either.
>Game doesn't give you a transforming sword thing for Soul of Cinder
>Only get the greatsword phase 2 thing
I'm still mad.
>>336331336
no Smough?
>>336331734
I guess that's true, seems game play wise Artorias would win but lore wise it could have been different. Guess we'll never truly know.
>playing dark souls 3 makes me miss bloodborn's unique weapon set ups even more
>>336331648
I did read through it, but it was a few days ago. I just took a quick glance this time around, and didn't notice it. No need to make yourself out to be an asshole, anon. Mistakes can and will be made.
>>336331828
How would that work? Would it be a weapon art to switch forms or something?
>>336331838
Not a knight of Gwyn
>>336331896
https://youtu.be/t4ohvvDo7no
>>336331828
>Does shitty ass damage to balance
>Weapon art changes weapon template
That would be cool as shit.
>>336331692
>The staff transforms anon.
it is still a staff with a large spear point on the end, not nito's sword, its too long
No, they aren't telling you shit, because the only thing directly stated is that Sully threw his ass in there with the trap queen (male) and told him to chow down
>>336332005
>>336331692
This autism
>>336332005
Except we Canonically killed Nito and took his soul.
We did not have to ever kill Gwyndolin, or Priscilla for that matter
>>336331942
Oh hey never knew this was a thing. Guess I'm wrong then.
I want to do a dual wield run for my second playthrough. Dancer swords or Cestus?
>>336332005
I spent too much time and autism on this. Whatever you win it isn't nito I don't care anymore
>>336332130
Who wins? Im using my data and Youtube eats away at it.
>>336332228
>internet caps
What hell hole do you live in anon? Anyway it's artorias. Ornstein only took away 1/6 of artorias's hp
>>336332228
Artorias pretty much decimates Orn
>>336332291
Im on the bus on my phone
>>336332304
A shame that if ornsetin and smogh team up artorias gets raped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgRN46ezzUk
>>336316434
Here we go again
>>336332375
>limited data plans
How's school going anon?
>>336332304
And thats with a broken arm and no greatshield im assuming.
Would Cirian stand a chance against Greatshield Artorias?
Gough wouldnt.
for the usurp ending, after I kill Horace, do I tell Anri about him or not?
The dlc better have an arena this gank squad shit and waiting ten minutes to be summoned for a fight club is terrible.
>>336332375
It's 2016. Busses havve WiFi.
>>336324164
Because he didn't, dumbass.
>>336332635
Not in my poor ass neighbourhood. The mcdonalds here barely have wifi
>>336332462
I doubt she could do much honestly, let alone kill anyone.
I got two of these bad boys left, what should I slap them on?
>>336325293
That's a Lung, stupid.
>>336332732
dex or str user?
>>336332421
>artorias defeated by anus thunder
>>336318721
I put on the archdeacon robes and crown and stuff, it increases your dark defense, and I assume Aldrich's magic does dark damage.
Just keep at it and you'll get it
>>336316434
This voice is annoying as fuck. I cringe every time I need to trade something.
>>336332421
Ornstien and smough vs Artorias and Sif
Who wins
Or is that what the video is?
>>336318721
You wont win if you made your character a trap.
If you are a boy playing as a girl Aldrich is literally impossible
How the fuck do I fight greatshields? Do I just get a shotel and hope for the best?
>>336333046
No fight of this exist sadly
>>336331583
>Being the best leader means you're the strongest 1v1
>>336311424
Never, hopefuly.
Tired of dark souls melee rushdown stupidity.
Everything is the same. Add more melee rushdown to make it 'harder'
>>336311424
https://youtu.be/7MlHmCpnJIU
>>336321593
>Desert
Nah I'm happy there's no desert. Desert area sounds boring as fuck, and I can already imagine more of those giant worms (like the one in Smouldering Lake).
>>336333235
I enjoyed this far more than I had any right to
Aldrich IS Nito you dumb fuckers, he was reincarnated into a cleric but the lord of death side slowly started seeping through and then made him start to revert back to being a weird creature like Nito was
>>336316434
wew lawd
>>336333518
Oh my fuck.
Here it is. Here it fucking is
THE STUPIDEST THING EVER WRITTEN ON THE INTERNET
Congratulation. CON-GRAT-U-FUCKING-LATIONS.
>>336333518
>reincarnation exists in the Souls universe
>A skeleton god made of other skellingtons can be reincarnted into a normal cleric dude
>>336333518
>this whole post
>>336332960
>Dad walks in
>>336333619
The rotten is Nito's first reincarnation
>>336333612
>>336333619
>>336333628
if the Rotten is an incarnation of Nito why wouldn't there be more after him?
there always has to be a lord of death
>>336332462
>Maria VS Artorias
>>336316434
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUEI_kaqPmg
12 seconds in sony vegas
>>336316434It gets lewder the more you listen to it
>>336333807
stop please, I already blew my autism once tonight and in this same fucking thread, I can't do it again, please stop.
>>336333161
>Raphael always says he's the strongest.
>Leonardo always beats him or at worst a tie.
>>336333935
you're literally a retard
get off of my board faggot
>>336333997
he lost to raph in 07 dude and in the new tv series
>>336313718
ALDIA
SERPENTS
LITERALLY ALL I ASK
>>336331942
It's not even the real Ornstein, it's an illusion (since hackazaki can't write for shit)
>>336313718
Giant Dad as boss or NPC invasion
>>336334218
>not Maldron the Assassin
>level where there only enemy is Maldron who keeps invading you in different phantom forms
>only summons are Maldrons
>mimic chest is replaced by Maldron using chameleon
>>336334042
He likley did in 07, but I don't remember.
The times he's lost in the new series are when Ralph goes full autist when he loses in training matches and takes Leo by suprise.
I planned out an entire Deep DLC last night
it was really good, I should work for From
>>336316434
just busted to this, lads
>>336328934
you need 10 int to befriend one of the npcs, but as far as I'm aware nothing else will lock you out of content
>>336313718
Areas and bosses aside, i'd like more spells, my 65 int build is pretty sad right now
>>336328753
>you fight them in a primordial abyss filled with water
You mean The Deep, right?
The Deep Gem's description mentions: "...There is a darkness that lies beyond human kin."
>yfw the Primordial Hydra was born from The Deep Sea, and each of the heads enter other realms in order to persuade its denizens to usher in their own Age of Dark.
>>336333807
rotten just absorbed nitos soul. pretty common theme in souls games
>>336334301
https://youtu.be/gH9o7SN2P14
>>336334806
>only 1 lance in 3
>it's shit
god why did those hacks not learn anything from 2 or include most of the great things it had
>>336333807
So Old Iron King is a reincarnation of Gwyn?
Lost Sinner of Izilith
And Freja as Seath?
Just becahse he has Nitos soul doesnt mean dick
Hear me out,
I had this dream a couple weeks ago while I was still pounding away through my first DS3 run.
The dream involved the DLC which wasn't an story add-on to the game like the DLCs we're all familiar with. This one was like a tower defence/zombie outpost where the team had to build and repair walls and place ballistas, and fight off hordes of enemies in a timed setting, all to protect a bonfire in the middle of the outpost.
This would be the sickest DLC of all time, don't lie.
>>336335371
Furthermore, it'd be cool to eliminate the bonfire protection and just do a 'to the death' type game similar to those old Starcraft custom map settings games. Those were so fun.
>>336331242
>Artorias is holding his greatsword in his left arm
Absolutely disgusting
>>336335371
it doesn't sound like a darksouls dlc though, it sounds like it would fit anywhere but
>>336335460
All the souls you get can be spent on buying little skelly dudes that can be used as archers or as ballista operators. Agh! There are so many possibilities! It'll never happen, though. Sigh.
>>336335559
Yes and no?
>>336335632
Yes for other games, No for Dark Souls
>>336335371
>When Assassin's Creed does it, it's not okay AT ALL
>When Dark Souls does it, it's absolutely fine :<)
I just want The Mask of the Father in DS3
And GIANTS
>>336311424
Wait.. the gift birds are actually girls? When are they actually shown in the game?
>>336336020
speculation on their voices
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BqapSWDH-M
I want her to pee on my pickle.
>>336331336
>not hawkeye.
Fucking dropped a dragon from so far.
Also he's a fucking giant.
>>336336202
There's something about her voice that makes me feel so comfortable
>>336335748
enjoi ur vanilla then, cucklestein 3d
>>336336202
the best girl
>>336332304
Illusion ornstein.
Real ornstein got killed by nameless.
So to know the truth you'd have to put storm/nameless against artorias, and since artorias does not have a dragon.
Seems obvious who'd win.
>>336332486
Don't.
>>336336797
Don't even try to push that bait theory any more.
>>336336797
>got killed by Nameless King
[Citation needed]
>>336336491
>Artorias has a greatshield
Hawkeye bow literally useless now
>>336337119
I'm trying it anon.
It says ornstein went looking for the nameless king and his weapon/armor can be found there.
PROVEN LORE.
FACTS.
artorias beat an illusion in that video.
>>336337406
Ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this.
>>336332765
DEEZ NUTS HAH GOTEE
>>336331540
Read the store description for the season pass, it says two.
Ornstein is best boss.
Ornstein has best armor.
Ornstein has the coolest weapon.
Ornstein is the leader of the knights.
Ornstein is the strongest.
Ornstein is the handsomest.
Ornstein is the fastest.
Ornstein is the coolest.
Ornstein has the most stamina.
Ornstein is the smartest.
Ornstein has the best techniques.
Ornstein has the biggest fan club.
Ornstein gets all the girls.
Ornstein is the best in sex.
Ornstein killed the most dragons.
Ornstein was gwynn's most trusted.
Ornstein totally nailed gwynn's daughter.
Ornstein totally nailed gwynn's son.
Ornstein yells the loudest.
Ornstein is immortal.
Ornstein traveled the farthest.
Ornstein is the best.
Ornstein is my waifu.
Is there anything ornstein does not win in?
Name 1 (one) reason Ornstein is not the greatest, which he is.
>>336338097
>DaS1
>helmet is missing the plume
>DaS2
>no armor set
>DaS3
>armor is back
>still no plume
>>336338097
>Ginger
>>336338216
>plume
Thats his hair anon.
Pump-a-rump!
>>336311424
I think when DS 1 snugglys eggs hatched they contained those DS 2 crows (gib smooth and silk)
And one them grew up to be the pumped rump crow in DS 3
>>336338097
All Hail king Ornstein!
When will they release Ornstein mode where everything is Ornstein
>>336333840
>deleted
what was in it anyway?
>>336328753
Like this guy from the Dark Souls 1 concept art?
>>336339016
Is that a frog?
an someone exlain to me what the deal is with the sun going blak? someone oned mentioned what praising the sun really meant? sorry for the spelling mistakes my c button doesnt work unless i opy and paste
>>336339016
It's a crocodile, genius.
>>336339290
Isn't it just a huge dark sign? Probably because the flame is slowly running out
>>336339016
Imagine walking in a massive, pitch black room with your torch out and advancing slowly because you know something bad is about to happen. You come up against the wall, and realise you must have crossed the room. You start to head back when all of a sudden the wall starts moving. The lowest and most disturbing screech you've ever heard shakes the room as the wall rises, and flame starts spurting all over the place in the distance. The light from the flame briefly reveals 9 heads breathing fire in the distance, and 4 glowing eyes in the dark. Health bar appears, music starts.
>>336311424
>you will never pump her rump
>>336326820
Dude i'm a real life mimic and i can tell you for sure that those are 100% correct.
>Pic related, it's my (now deceased) grandpa
>>336339016
dude i wanna fight that thing
>>336338216
That's not a plume, that's his hair. He wears it up in a high ponytail.
>>336338332
>>336339296
>Ornstein is a soulless ginger
>>336340809
Explains why you dont get his soul canonically and Smough doesnt get much stronger.
>>336339016
Reminds me of this, cool fight (no pun intended)
So I found Anri twice in the catacombs, went to smouldering lake before wolnir, killed Horace and returned to tell Anri about him. Will Anri be okay now? Because he's talking about going down to the lake which I didn't think was supposed to happen.
>>336341145
>Telling Anri
RIP
>all these aspies bitching about dragons
If you're so hung up on what dragon means, then ypud know it meana snake and that the earliest dragons in western culture were just big snakes with no limbs at all
>>336327142
The same reason nobody can spell "lose" correctly
>>336341145
If you kill Horace I think youre fine.
>>336341208
I went back to where I killed Horace and there's a little shrine with his shield and a prism stone and no sign of dead Anri so I think I'm okay
>>336313718
CRYOMANCY
WHY BOTHER WITH ADDING FROST IF YOU'RE NOT EVEN GOING TO DO ANYTHING WITH IT
WHAT'S THE POINT
>>336331913
>1h = longsword + staff
>2h = Lance + twin daggers
Would be cool if it changed the scaling of the weapon depending on what mode it is by either a buff or just flipping one of the requirements such as str->Int
>>336332171
Caestus are shit now use stripper swords
>>336332448
>limited data plans
My isp does this I fucking hate jewble one
>>336326908
I really like your post anon
very informative
>>336324371
>boss fight
>>336341546
confirmed anri was alive when I got to the church
>>336317415
>eleum loyce
>shitty
>inb4 frigid outskirts
>>336339016
>>336339606
>>336340383
See the big nails stuck into it's feet and head?
Weakpoints.
It'd be a shitty gimmick fight like the Witch of Izalith or Wolnir.
>>336323045
At lest the description makes fun of people that don't figure out their oun lore.
>>336316434
How can she pronounce "pump-a-rum" with no lips?
>>336343573
With hercloaca
>>336333340
>Giant sandworms in dune desert with sandstorms like the blizzards in 2 impairing vision.
Sounds fucking awesome to me dude
>>336333653
My dad loves their voices
I just want some proper pvp areas in the DLC, something like the belltowers from DaS2 or just a fucking arena.
I spent 80 hours on DaS3 which includes a blind playthrough and then going for 100% completion (which includes farming 30 concord kepts), while on DaS2 I spent 100 hours with atleast 20 of those hours being pvp.
I really don't feel like playing any more DaS3 because NG+ isn't interesting and the pvp is bad
>>336341618
Thats actually a really good ideaFROSTY
>>336344426
I'm surprised there's no arenas considering DaS2 had them in the base game.
>>336342540
>there must be more to life
>>336326040
China has contributed more raw product to western civilization ever has so they have absolute authority
>>336328221
Moonlight butterfly was a shared theme, I forget who with.
>>336329352
>>You think his corpse wouldn't still be where the chosen undead left it?
Considering it's in a dank cave (in the literal sense)
No. Definitely not however many thousand years this game takes place after.
>>336331336
>>336331583
>>336331734
>>336331896
>>336336491
Ciaran is a fucking assassin, she'd win.
>>336345170
>I wish I could be lounging around doing nothing, maybe talking with strangers
>>336342898
I'm here for the visual thrills, bae
>>336318710
>A bossfight with an Abyss-ridden Sif
Don't. Fighting Sif was sad enough. Let him rest, please.
>DLC comes out
>It's a plume for Ornstein's helmet
How hyped would you be?
>>336323351
90% of namless king attempts
>roll roll roll
>he is clearly not going to attack again
>swing
>the instant the button is pressed another attack starts up
>time to roll around till I can chug
>Does repeated stabs
>1, 2, 3, 4
>he must be done
>stab
>start fight again
Bonus points for:
>two attacks look similar and the only real difference is he does one slightly slower
>stab tracks you in a full 360
>He whips around you at 200 sanics and stabs you in the back as you try to roll away from an attack you can't see
>clipped by a swing so late that it's assured death on the followup
>fire somehow clips you through the dragons head
>>336326908
clutch
Is /v/ dying? Seems really slow today.
>>336333340
Loran in BB was a desert area, it's just you were underground. An area with it's aesthetic and a few outside segments would be awesome.
