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DLC when?
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>>336311424
Sometime in Fall.
I heard there was two of them.
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>>336311424
When is this drawfriend updating?
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I want to pump her rump and cover her with my pickle pee!
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What are you hoping for in the DLC?

What are you expecting?
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When will this shitty meme end?

>Edgy comments, go
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>>336313718
Something new and exciting.
Bloodborne-related DLC
Demon's Souls-related DLC
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>>336313718
More armor sets so I can stop running into endless Fallen Knights.

Maybe they can add some more weapons that create new movesets and aren't clones.
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>>336313642
Who is the artist behind these?
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>>336313718
Primordial serpents. Returning to the Painted World.
Something to do with traveling forwards or backwards in time. More eldritch shit.
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>>336313945
>Bloodborne-related DLC

Good god this would be so cool
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>>336313945
>>336314425
Would be a nice excuse to see Marvelous Chester again. Maybe we can stop him from picking up the pendant.
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>>336314246
http://skullovensfw.tumblr.com/ hasn't posted them yet though
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>>336315592
post the one where the pickle-pee gives her a mouthful of baby batter.
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>>336315592

>dick
>shape of flute
>pump a rum
>ass is pickle pee
no, that's wrong and backwards
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>>336311424
Wait, is it supposed to just be one crow?

I always thought it was two, and one was named pickle-pee and the other pump a rum.
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>>336316078
That's what I thought too. I don't know why people think it is one crow.
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>>336315739
This one?>>336313642
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>>336315739
;)
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>>336311654
>Two
Any details?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70GgyJAF8jI
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Don't mind me, just here for harpy booty
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>>336314246
I'd pump her rump
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>>336316375
thanks m8, but why the fuck did you edit the pickle-pee into a cooked italian sausage
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THAT SLUT FIREKEEPER IS GETTING OUTCLASSED BY AN INVISIBLE BIRD

L M A O
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>>336316721
The firekeeper is a fucking bland bitch
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>>336316884
true
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>>336316434
whew
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>Harpy is best girl

As per usual.
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>>336313718
Snow DLC like the last one from 2 but without the dumb tigers
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>>336313718
For magic to be somewhat useful.
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>>336317316
I wonder if we'll actually get a comfy snow level instead of a shitty one like Eleum Loyce was
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Fucking degenerate weebs.
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>>336317316

Nigga there's a giant snow castle in the main campaign that is a huge chunk of mid game
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>>336313718
I only want 4 things from the 2 DLCs
>Royal Swordsman armor
>Blue Eye Orb
>New Covenant
>Primordial Serpent boss fight
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>>336317445
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>>336313718
>DLC exploring the Deep and how it relates to/opposes the Abyss
>Something exploring what exactly the Pilgrim Butterflies are and what they are flying towards
>Fleshing out the Queen of Lothric and possibly something related to Ocelotte
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>>336313718
We fight Oedon from Bloodborne who has taken physical form
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>>336317669
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Can someone explain the significance of the "pump a rump" pic? I've seen it a few times in DS threads.
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>>336313718
Pickle pee
pump-a-rum but im not complaining
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More information on Aldrich
How we time travelled to the dark firelink
The profamed flame

W E A P O N S
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This is not my beautiful Pump-a-rum!
This is not my beautiful Pickle pee!
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MORE ABOUT THE NAMELESS KING

Holy fuck, he could potentially be one of the most important pieces of the puzzle (being Gwyn's firstborn) yet we know nothing about him.
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Why is it invisible
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>>336318225
Current theory I've seen, because of snake people in the Archdragon Peak area, is that he is Sen

Which would explain a lot
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>>336317353

this magic is shit meme is great

here i am winning easily 9/10 invasions/duels as pure magic with no melee weapon to speak of

as soon as they buff it im going to be fuckin laughin my way to a billion tongues
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>>336318225
but they explained a lot of him in Dark Souls 1.

>Loved war
>Gwyn didn't
>Gwyn got cheesed
>God of War sided with the dragons
>Bert went looking for Kratos
>Killed Bert

Seems pretty straight forward
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>>336313718
> A return to the Abyss, possibly exploring the origin of it further. A bossfight with an Abyss-ridden Sif or a reincarnated Kalameet.
> A snow filled land, something that actually uses snow as a real effect like in the Witcher 3 (staying outside too long gives frost damage), crossing through harsh snow knee-deep, like a snow desert, climbing up snowy mountains, etc. Think of the trailer dragon battle of Dark Souls 2.
> A gate into the past, enter the fall of Lothric, discover who is Ocelotte and the origins of the butterflies, etc..
> Explore more lore that connects to DS2.
> Allow Andre a special coal and titanite that ascends your weapon to a new level. One or two time item only, can only be regained in NG+.
> bring back Twinblades, make them better.
> Unlock a 5th ending - Age of the Deep
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Anyone want to help me with saint Aldrich? getting my booty hole finger popped repeatedly over here.
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One of them is undoubtedly going to be about Londor and Kaathe/primordial serpents.

The other? I have no idea. It'll probably be something completely out of the blue like Dark Souls 1 tier.
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londor dlc

deep sea dlc
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>>336318832

>DLC where Aldrich vision came to fruition

What would a Dark Souls game be like underwater?
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>>336318402
>Sen

His name is Thousand?
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>>336319059

>implying the dlc wont be something to do with entering Aldritch's dream world, which is completely filled with nightmarish deep sea shit and gwyndolin stranded on an island or something as the tide rises
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>>336318641
>this magic is shit meme is great
Teach me your ways.
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>>336318225

His name is actually Grym Grindles according to Myazaki.
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>>336316434
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>>336319254

how to win 1v1s in 1 of 3 ways:

dead angled flashsword spam that hits for 350 damage each

backstepping into HCSM and flashsword spam or crystal sour spear as soon as they get cocky enough to go in for a backstab

act as though youre running away when youre at low hp and just cast a crystal soul spear and flip around last second as they go for the running r1/r2

how to win invasions 100% of the time regardless of how many phantoms the host has:

wait with obscuring ring on until literally anyone is distracted and fighting something, then cast a steady chanted crystal sour spear at them for the 1 shot
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I can see DLC doing something like
>explore orgins of corruption more
>more corrupted enemies, more corrupted bosses
>a dark area, where light is necessary
There aren't that many corrupted enemies in the game at all, just a handful and the first boss
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>>336318225
All you need to know about his is that he's a gigantic fucking faggot that was only ever able to kill me by flying into the air and letting his piece of shit mount do all the work, I swear if it wasn't for the single move where he goes straight up and shoots fire at you then I woulda killed him first try, but it took me forever to realize that I have to just fucking book it as soon as he leaves the ground, fucking garbage move

Yes I'm fucking salty
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The biggest open plot element is the Deep.

It seems important but we literally no nothing about it other than it exists and is corrupted and Aldrich had some visions about it that convinced him to blobify.
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>>336316434
Anyone else hard as a rock right now? Holy shit.
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>>336313718
Something related to Gwyn's son who was the god of war, since he was erased from the records. Most people think he's solaire though.
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>>336319921
If you stay in front of the storm drake's head and not under it then the fire is extremely easy to avoid.
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>>336320018
yes unfortunately
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>>336313718
More armors that look good on a female character

tfw no desert sorceress set
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>>336320142
The first born was revealed already, it's Nameless King
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I have a question about the lore if anyone can answer it:

How long does it actually take Aldrich to eat people? Why is it taking him so long to eat Gwyndolin?
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>>336320828
not confirmed but would be the obvious answer
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>>336311424
So is her name just Pickle Pee or is it Pickle Pee Pump a Rum
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>>336319980

Now that I think about it, the deep might not be water. It might be just some shitty/sludgy shit like what's on Iudex Gundyr.
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>>336320939
>Not confirmed
The helmet does it.

>>336321013
The sludge has to do with the abyss shit.
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>>336320932
he realized gwyndolin was a dude far too late
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>>336321085
Along with the spell and swordspear
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>>336321127

So he was trying to get some pussy then suddenly ended up with a blob full of dick and balls?
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>>336320997
I'm gonna be honest here, I always thought there was two of them, the top one was pickle pee and the bottom was pump a rum since you could still place items inside the building and there was feathers scattered about, of course I'm probably dead wrong but since From is too lazy to animate a bird child we might never know
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>>336321205
Yeah, I as well thought it was two crows as well
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>>336321187
that's about the size of it
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Is Nameless King's weapon the most powerful weapon in the game?
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>>336316264
Because it's one crow you dumb shit. There's only one voice.
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>>336320932

I have a question about HOW he ate people. It's obvious that he turned into a blob for some reason (that has no mouth as far as I can tell), but how did he originally eat people? Like, did he just use a fork and knife and cook people? What caused him to actually blobify?
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>>336313718

I'm hoping for something heavily vertical, like maybe a new area connected to the world somewhere that leads down into Nito's tomb, then down to another part of Izalith, then down ultimately to Ash Lake, and maybe a hidden Abyss area or something.

I feel like we're just gonna get dragons tuff though. There was so much subtle dragon shit going on in almost every area of the game.

>pilgrim butterflies in Highwall
>things in RoS turning into raven-like dragon creatures
>mutated dragon things in Irithyll dungeon
>Yorshka
>Archdragon Peak
>the things in ADP that were half serpent half man
>the statues in Castle Lothric of serpent people
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>>336320932
"Slowly".

It's impossible to tell how much time has passed between the bell reviving Aldrich and you finding him, due to all the wibbly wobbly time fuckery caused by the First Flame burning out. But if we pretend time is linear for a bit, it's probably not been too long since the blob made his way back to Anor Londo, and he's already about a third of the way through Gwyndolin. Not to mention Gwyndolin is essentially a dead limb sticking out of him at this point, I'm guessing the blob has eaten more of his insides than it appears from the outside.

Probably some number of days/weeks.
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>>336316434
my boner is maximum
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>>336313718
Were supposed to get 2 big ones like The Old Hunters. One in Fall and one next year. Big gaps but I cant complain really.

I want some new environments, theres yet to be a desert area in any souls game. Any other new fresh feeling areas would be good too.

Story wise I want to see the Serpents again and some abyss spelunking, just more things that would tickle everyones curiosity and maybe some call backs. As much as everyone hated DaS2 I loved going in memories and actually seeing a war going on, that would be cool to see.

Other than that I'll be happy with any armor and weapons, but two things I really want back are the Bone Fist and the Archdrake Set.
I'd be extremely happy with any one of those things
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Im trying to decide what to infuse some of my weapons

What exactly do they mean when they say "Scale with ___" it means they increase damage when you increase said stat or what? Like what if i infuse Great Axe with Heavy gem, it'll get a boost from why Strength stat?
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>>336321285

Dragon Slayer greataxe and Iudex' Halberd are both pretty retarded.
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>>336313718
>What are you hoping for in the DLC?
Wrathful Sun Solaire
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>>336321187
Maybe Aldritch is gay and when the dick entered his blobby fuck mouth he didn't want to finish him off, maybe he is constantly sucking off Gwyndolin during the fight and the end isn't you killing him, it's him having a mindblowing orgasm that ends his life
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>>336311424
DON'T DROP THAT PUMP A RUM
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>>336311424

>give pump-a-rum an undead bone shard
>it gives a shield

oh
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>>336321527
I love this
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Hopefully the DLC is pretty sizeable. Old Hunters was great but was honestly kind of small.

I'm not expecting much though. We got AotA a year later and it was pretty small and short, despite it mostly being initially cut / incomplete content that wasn't finished in time for final release.

It'll probably be about the same as Old Hunters DLC. If we're getting 2 DLC though, that's not too bad.

I bought the Premium version of the game for 90 dollarydoos.
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>>336311954
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When they make the game give you the same quality content 2 had which shits ll over 3
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>>336321408
He ate people in a way that gave him their power. I mean, maybe just literally chopping up people and eating them actually gives your their power in the Dark Souls universe, I guess that's possible. But I took "eat" to mean more like "absorb", through some kind of magic. And eventually he absorbed enough people that his physical form had so much mass added too it that it just lost all resemblance to a human.

He's basically melting Gywndolin into goo and then adding that goo to his goo.
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>>336321774

I feel like a big part of AotA's dev time went into making that completely and totally terrible and ignored arena component that carried over into 2.

Glad they finally realized DS doesn't need an arena.
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Stinky clothed qt
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>>336319245
That would actually be really awesome, like how you went into memories in 2.
He had memories and visions of Priscilla, so we could see old people like her and Gwyndolin possibly, along with all the eldritch horrors of the deep.
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>>336322064
I want to sniff the crotch of her trousers
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Would love to see an alternate ending activatable through the dark firelink shrine, made possible by saving the cinders of lords and bringing them to their respective thrones in the dark version.
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>>336313718
9-ball

Common from I need him
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>>336321987

It would've been more unsettling if Aldrich had a slightly less amorphous form, and Gwyndolin was just kind of limply flopping around, hanging out of his body half-absorbed while Aldrich tried to put the smack down on you.

Would've given the fight some genuine creep factor.
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>>336322119
>>336322064
Back off, she's taken.
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Uh-oh, due to a rift in space-time, Great Ones are showing up in Boletaria, Lordran, Drangleic and Lothric, and they're wreaking havoc! It's up to you to team up with the Slayer of Demons, the Chosen Undead, the Bearer of the Curse, and the Good Hunter to stop the greatest menace the Souls games have ever seen!
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>>336322064
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>>336322164

>DLC releases
>in order to access it, you must return the 4 lords to the Dark Shrine
>opens the gate to the Abyss version of Kiln as seen in the leaked screen with the serpents and melting sun
>get to explore the annihilated version of Londor being swallowed whole by the Abyss
>everything is Dark or Fire themed

Would be cool.
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>>336311424
At this point I could care less. PvP is a broken mess and invading a shit since Phantom helpers can chug estus in the presence of a red so this game is done for me after I nuked Cinder.

>get instances where I parry kill both of bitch boys phantoms
>he bows when him and his faggots came at me
>fuck you
>run slice him
>no damage
>he disconnected
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>>336320932

>Go to Anor Londor

>Stab wife boogaloo

>Find Gwyndolin's stuff

>Oh, hey that's neat

>Progress to the final building

>Aldrich is fucking eating Gwyndolin whose still alive

What the fuck
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>>336322185
>implying she wasn't used as a cum dumpster all the time while she was imprisoned
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>>336322582
>tfw you will never be locked in a dark dungeon, raped daily and forced to live in filth
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A third DLC was confirmed by Miyazaki in an interview last week. It currently does not have a projected release date.
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>>336321527

What is that

What are you giving her
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>>336322682
Avelynn
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>>336311424
When you stop posting this hideous piece of shit.
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>>336321736
A shitty shield.
Got pretty fucking salty when i gave out an ash midgame expecting some cool lore stuff and getting the motherfucking pig shield
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Is there any way to get exploding bolts in the stores?

Apparently you get it by giving old hag Greriat's ashes from Lothric castle

Unfortunately my greriat died in Borial Valley

any alternatives?
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>>336313718
Visiting Londor, and then visiting the Deep/Abyss
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>>336322836
The stupid fucking ENB shield of all fucking things.
Why did that come back? Why did it deserve that spot
Fuck it, its stupid and ugly and shitty and fuck everyone who voted for that piece of shit.
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>>336322464
Protip: He's not alive. Look at him during Aldrich's death animation. He doesn't move, he just becomes motionless.

Aldrich is literally shoving his blobby self up in Gwyndolin's partially digested innards and is using what's left of his body as a puppet.
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>>336311424
Why do people sexualize the most arbitrary shit?

It's a crow, not a harpy, so why would you depict it as one?
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I know it's probably a long shot/impossible, but I'd love to see a dlc delve into Demon's Souls territory, and tie that into the overall story. Maybe the Old One is some kind of abyss monster or some such bullshit.
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>>336313718
Now that I think about it, Dark Souls II was the only game where you got to see a major event that is constantly referenced happen in real time even though you experience it as a dream (the Giants invading Drangleic.)

In DS1 you don't get to experience Gwyn linking the First Flame nor the massive exodus of gods from Anor Londo. Even in BB you don't get to fully experience the events that made Yharnam so screwy, like the infection's spread or the death of Kos(m.) Seems like no matter the game, you're always one-step behind in terms of seeing the great calamities as they happen. Would be cool to get DLC that let you see the spread of the Abyss or something.
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>>336323193
I'm certain my wares will please you
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>>336323182

Oh no i know that already

But the majority of the game references old shit, not having them right there for you
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>>336321987
The weird part is that in the boss fight, he isn't even goo at all. His body clearly has a definite form.
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>>336323326
That was a nice touch. Seeing the ruins of Dranglaic, only to then experience it towards the end
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>>336323193
I literally just typed in toaster to rule34 and there was a whole page of toaster porn, people will sexualize anything
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>>336323182
yeah there have been some screenshots posted around showing gwyndolins eyes are pure white under the mask no pupils. Wish I saved them
He really is a husk
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>>336323442
Touche
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>>336323193
>It's a crow, not a harpy
Prove it, nigger. There is literally no evidence at all as to what she looks like, and the Crow's nest in DaS1 isn't hers.
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>>336323193
>Why do people sexualize the most arbitrary shit?

It's all in your head, bro.
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>>336323193
Crows are sexy in the dark souls universe
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>>336323818
bird ladies are hot in all games
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>>336313718
I'm both hoping and expecting to see something related to ocelot and the iudex curse thing that transforms mobs into those giant black tentacles things. I reckon they're related.
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>>336323431
Yeah, for what is was, it really opened my eyes to Miyazaki's style of storytelling:

>"Wow, everything went to shit some indescribable amount of time ago!"
>"It was, like, the worst thing ever, but good thing you showed up now when there's about 10 people still alive!"
>"What's that? You went back in time? Aww, the calamity JUST ended! But you should've seen it, man. T'was truly the worst thing ever."
>Credits roll
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Pumparum is a fun word to say

Pumparum
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>>336323875
So long as they got a human booty I agree
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>>336318075
kek
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>>336323351
Ornifex is how I imagine Pickle-pee and all the other little crows to look like, but in loli form of course
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So I understand how Aldrich ate gwyndolin but how the fuck did he eat nito? Chosen undead fucking killed him and the guy from 2 kills his reincarnation
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>>336323351
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>>336324164
Here's you answer to any and all Souls-related questions:
>Time is distorted Thanks for Playing! :^)
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>>336324164
Probably just gobbled up what was left of his body, I guess.
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>>336324164
What are you talking about?
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>>336314260
Fucking this either a boss fight with them or make them npcs.
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>>336321593
>archdrake set
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>>336324353
Look at his lower half. it's the body of nito. How could he devour Nito when he is gone?
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>>336323476
Even if he could prove it, you would just say something like "Yea well he can draw whatever he wants/ It's sexier when she looks like a harpy" so it's pointless.
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honestly, I tried to get into dark souls, but the dragon designs were just so fucking stupid.

Like, in such a graphically realistic environment, how come they couldn't make the dragons realistic too? Lazy art design maybe?
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>>336324473
He would be right tho thats a thing about fan art. draw what you like even if it doesn't conform to lore 100%
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New Dark Souls dance craze.
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>>336324414
I'm so sad it didnt come back
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>>336324531
First off:
>Dragons
>Realistic

Secondly, what the hell do you mean?
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>>336324460
>Literal gods.

>They get easily eaten by a blob.
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>>336324531
>they couldn't make the dragons realistic too?
dragons aren't real
I'm sorry I had to be the one to break this to you
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>>336316434
Is this the point of no return?
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>>336324531
>why dont the dragons look like real dragons
fucking retard
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>>336321593
>Brightstone Cove
>giant swirling pits of quicksand surrounded by sand piled up into doorways around sandy paths
Is that what you mean by no desert?

Also I feel like they can't abandon Dark Souls 2 entirely. The Iron Keep was pretty cool, different enough of a lava area from Izalith since Smoldering Lake was shitty.
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>>336324626
lets be real gods in the dark souls universe are straight up bitches
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>>336323946
Has it ever been elaborated on what those parasites were?
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>>336324626
A blob strong enough to be a Lord of Cinder who linked the flame.

The Chosen Undead was just some shmuck who became strong enough to fight gods, and Aldrich is at least on his level.

Or, if don't accept that, you can just say Aldrich only succeeded because Gwyndolin was ill and Nito was a dead body.
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>>336324751
Oh thanks for pointing that out for me anon I guess the beach is a desert too because it has sand in it.
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>>336316434
I'm going to ask my gf to yell this in bed
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>>336324697
Welcome to the club
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>>336324632
You were saying?
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>>336324618
Not him, but yea, I wanted actual dragons, the ones with multiple limbs.

But everyone just makes retarded bats.
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>>336324949
youre not seriously trying to argue that those are actual dragons are you?
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>>336324949
dragon by name, not by nature.
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>>336325037
it has dragon in its name
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Where do you even find the crow in this game? I didn't see one in my entire first playthrough
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>>336325037
>>336325107
It's saliva contains a shitton of deadly bacteria or something, so it's technically a poison dragon.
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>>336324989
Actual dragons? It's a medieval fantasy game, anon. Of course they're going to have fantasy dragons instead of a mundane fucking lizard.
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>>336324989
the winged creatures in ds3 aren't dragons, they're wyverns.
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>>336325191
that makes it venomous, not poisonous
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>>336324989
>Actual dragons
Why do you think you get to define what an "actual" dragon is?

pic related. A dragon.
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>>336313718
I want bonewheel shield to have a new move set that's like Logarius wheel.

I want a bonewheel covenant.
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>>336325184
roof of firelink. Jump off the bridge from the tower to get there. you also missed a estust shard since its under the nest area
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>>336325293
Oh boy here we go. Chinese dragons are not real dragons. They are serpents
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>>336325492
no dragons are real dragons you spastic cunt.
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>>336316434
Too cute.
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>>336318014
The crows in one part of the game are able to speak to you.

The voice lines for them are done by a girl who uses a weirdly erotic yet innocent voice for them. One of the things that is a recurring thing they say is the phrase "pickle-pee" and "pump-a-rum", which appears to just be a weird mannerism, like Gollum ending a lot of his words and thoughts with "gollum, gollum."

Anyway, people got weirded out by why they got a boner over a talking crow, so they justified it by pretending the crow is a cute loli crow/harpy.

That's about the gist of it.
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>>336325546
Long serpent like body = serpent
Giant dragonlike creature with no wings = drake
two limbs + wings = whyvern
four limbs + wings = dragon
This will never change
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DLC is probably soon, seeing how much stuff that is unobtainable is already in the games code.
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>>336316434
>enough enough
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>>336325293
>Has a mustache

Dragons don't have mustaches. That's an Englishman masquerading as a dragon.
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>>336325293
Which where misinterpreted findings of dinosaur bones. So Dinosaurs are the true dragons.

Why don't more games have Dino-dragons instead of fake made up shit?

By the way my post was supposed to be interprated as a joke since I said "real dragons have multiple limbs" while posting a Dragonfly.
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>>336313718
A return to old Firelink/Undead Burg
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I'm in the bottom of the smouldernig lake, just beat Tsorig, any way to make this lava floor go away? How do I get those items without dying?
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>>336325492
>>336325704

Maybe Chinese dragons are real dragons and British dragons are Wingy Dingy Fire Flingies
Who is the authority that made the specific classification for dragons as a species?
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Taking Pickle Pee Pump a Rump requests.
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>>336325704
except literally all of those are dragons. a dragon is not a "this is a dragon and this isn't a dragon". a dragon is a name given to a broad range of mythical reptilians.
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>>336325952
western civilation contributed more to modern man than china ever has so they have absolute authority
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So I'm assuming the "main character" armor of this game is the regular old Knight Armor? Or is there some new fancy set that I missed in my playthroughs?
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>>336313718
Dragons
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>>336324164
You (chosen undead, whatever, same thing) steal his soul, but his body is left there.

Aldritch doesn't consume Nito's soul, since that's impossible. Instead, he just steal his shit and eats his corpse.

Yummy.
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>>336325987
Have her be givin and item and saying "This is no pump a rum" with a sad look in her eyes
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>>336325987
A picture of Pickle Pee getting Pump a Rump.
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>>336326045
Wouldn't it be the one on the front of the box? (it's in the game, right?)
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>>336325987
Pickle Pee wearing Xanthous Crown
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>>336326162
I thought so, but that nigga is the final boss so who knows.
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>>336326040
You're right
Pic related, a true dragon with the only acceptable number of limbs
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>>336325546
If you read established studies on dragons like the esteemed Dragonology you would see how wrong you are.

If reading is too much you can get the Dragonology DS game that has the most important FACTS in a nutshell.
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>>336319615
What lvl are you, how much stats do i pump into int, should i touch dex?
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>>336318402
sen is not a person
sen's fortress comes from a translation error, it's not supposed to be posessove
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>>336313718
I hope we get time travel like in Dark Souls 1 and we defeat the player character from 2
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>>336325945

Just need the best heat/fire resist you can muster and chug estus while getting them.
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I am an authority on mimics and the mimics in Dark Souls are not mimics.
Mimics only have eyes and a tounge, anything else and theyre not mimics.
I have declared this law, you better start coming up with different names to classify them
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>>336326468
>>336325945

flash sweat also helps
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>>336324989
There are actual dragons but all but one are dead. Did you watch the opening cinematic for Dark Souls? There are drakes and wyverns that you encountwr and kill but the dragons were wiped out long before the story begins.
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>>336326503
Ok.
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>>336326503
mimicry
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>>336326503
d&d invented mimicks so they should all look like this
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>>336313718
I don't care for new breathtaking environments

I don't care for mechanics revisions that would make the game 11/10

I don't care if the game spawned in a perfect waifu into the real world to suck me off way after I've nutted

I just want this fucking mediocre shield back in to complete my generic Knight Errant character. Every other heater/kite shield is a decrepit fucking piece of shit or a shitty shade of blue.
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>>336321527
I think they have more siblings

The old King of Dorchester,
He had a little orchestra,
And never did you hear such a ceremonial band.
‘Pah-pa-rah,’ said the trumpet,
‘Zoomba-zoom,’ said the bass,
‘Pickle-pee,’ said the fife,
‘Pump-a-rum,’ said the drum,
‘Tootle-too,’ said the flute,
‘Deed-a-reedle,’ said the fiddle,
For the fiddles and the flutes were the finest in the land,
Oh! the fiddles and the flutes were the finest in the land!
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>>336316434
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>>336326702
No i've studied mimics for a long time now, those arent mimics
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>>336311424
I'm hoping for a DLC about killing the last "mother" of dragons before she lays more eggs maybe have her as the true leader of the dragon covenent.

Sone anons suggested humting down the ancient serpents. I'd be down with that too.
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>>336325263
Nope.

Venom is distinctly different from poison. Venom is a naturally manufactured protein that breaks down tissue that is created by the creature using it. It is actively injected into it's victim.

A poison is a naturally produced protein or pathogen that is secreted by it's producer, and is passively transferred to it's target, rather than through active injection. Poisons are often harvested for use by other animals, and then either used immediately to kill something else or stored for future killing.

Toxins are not naturally produced, and can be taken in multiple different ways to be lethal. They are not proteins, and instead are often chemicals or elements that cause decay of organic matter/breakdown of tissue.

So, since the Komodo Dragon itself does not manufacture any proteins that cause decay, it is not venomous. It simply stores poisonous (since they secrete the protein or pathogen) bacteria, which it then bites into it's target. It is actively injecting a passive producer of a poison, which, while having a similar outcome to venom injection, is not quite the same.

So, to finish my autistic rant: Komodo Dragons: technically norther poisonous nor venomous, but their method of killing is via a stored poison, so it is not inaccurate to classify them as poisonous dragons.
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Aldrich didn't eat Nito or Piscilla, there is literally zero proof of this
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>>336311424
>me, me, pickle-pee
>me, me, pump a rum
I haven't played the game, what the fuck is this about? It doesn't even make sense.
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>>336326913
No one is saying he ate priscilla but he did eat Nito's corpse as it's part of him
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>>336326913
Lifehunt confirms he didn't eat Priscilla and just dreamed of her. Seeing as he's a cannibal made of sludge it wouldn't be too far out to assume the skeletons on him are his victims and not Nito(who is canonically killed by the CU anyways)
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>>336326503

Why in the bleeding fuck can nobody on this goddamn site spell "tongue" correctly?
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>>336327092
new crow merchant they refer to items as pump a rum and pickle pee
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>>336327092
Sounds of woodwind instruments and drums.
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Want: exploring more ds2 stuff. Visit majula etc. Bring back lots of armor sets.
Explore the Deep. There's zero Abyss stuff in the base game and I refuse to believe that the abyss watchers did their job that well when they seemed too busy killing each other. Also explain the black mass monsters that burst out of hollows and iudex and which animate the dragons.
Shulva tier level design.

Get: Probably more about the deep and the lothric religion / serpents. Okay level design but no hidden switches in a giant pyramid like Shulva.
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>>336327142
listen buddy I study mimics not the alphabet
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>>336327142
you spelled tounge wrong, anon.

It's OK, though allow me to correct your mistake: it's T-O-U-N-G-E, not, T-O-N-G-U-E.

It's alright, it too me awhile, too.
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>>336327121
He ate a lot of people. Thus there's a lot of skeletons in him. Nothing to do with Nito.
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>>336327281
then why does he have nitos black shit all over him?
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>>336327245
>>336327142
It's spelled tung you fucking mongoloids, it's so simple
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>>336327348
nigga are you serious
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>>336327181
>>336327182
So the whole point is that it's meant to sound cute right?
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>>336327462
see >>336324460
he has nito's black shit around his bottom
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>>336326667
mimicutie
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>>336326261
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>>336327684
I dont know if thats really enough to go off of, I mean Aldrich is black goo, and Gwyndolins robes are all black now too,
I wouldnt jump to conclusions unless there was any item or description anywhere mentioning something about Nito
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>>336316434
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>>336324883
Not to mention Sulyvahn trapped Gwyndolin and gave him to Aldrich as a sacrifice
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>>336327851
It's almost as if all depictions of dragons are notoriously inconsistent even within the same culture and there's no way to define exactly what a dragon is

But that would be crazy
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>>336311424
>>336313642
>>336314246
>>336315592
>>336316375
>>336321527
>>336321754
i want to pump her rum
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>>336328083
Yeah its a good thing we have researchers constantly studying them and other fantasy creatures to properly classify them all.
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>>336327925
he is fucking holding the gravelord sword during certain attacks. His theme also has bits of nito's theme with it along with the moonlight butterfly theme and gwyndolin theme. Either he devoured nito or those are some coincidences
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>>336324883
Where is this meme coming from that Aldritch ate Nito.
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>>336328283
See >>336328221
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>>336328221
Never took a good look at that weapon, I assumed it was like placenta or some shit like the Orphan used since he's a blob. Thats some good evidence....
But I'm gonna annoy you and say that I had a Gravelord sword too so that doesnt mean shit.
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>>336328221
I cant see a dam thing in that and you expect me to believe that blob ate Nito.
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>>336328207
Like cryptozoology?
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