ITT: We badly describe the ending of a game and people guess the title.
1st:
>You go kill the guy in underwear, twice. destroy his Mecha, escape the volcano.
2nd
>Psychic potato kills the black guy.
3rd
>It was the dog all along.
>>336266685
>you kill your Mother and destroy your former home
>>336267053
Uhh, I dunno, I think Undertale sorta fits but that's probably not the right answer.
>>336266685
3 is Ghost Trick Duh.
>Turtle didn't realise you were in his side, you fight and he loses.
>>336267405
OP here, that was silent hills tho. I know, that's a secret ending, but still.
No idea what yours is.
>>336267053
No idea what this one is either.
You fight a whole lot and at the end the nice man with the mustache dies
>>336266685
You walk up a hill and ask if he is lying
>>336267845
Fable 3 fits.
>>336266685
>3
Silent Hill 2?
>>336268282
Not what I was thinking of
>>336268123
The Last of Us
>You get super depressed and take a ride on your motorcycle
>>336266685
1st
MG1 and 2?
>You jump into a blue beam, then everything becomes green and retarded
1: Asian chick kills herself and you almost miss a train
2: you kill the evil midget thing and it's 2 robot henchmen and save the worlds
3: your car crashes and you shoot a dude that you've already shot long ago
>you find yourself, but you didn't accomplish what you first said
>>336268687
Mass effect 3
>>336266685
jump on a helicopter and almost die
>>336268958
Vague: the game
>you find out the gods are not real and yet you can do exactly what they want anyway
>save friends from nightmare, but not in the real world
You fight Cthulhu's flying disembodied torso and get a gay rainbow and a yoyo as your reward
>>336268403
Yes boss
>>336268683
Hahha, not quite, but it's interesting to see it kinda fits.
You tell the fake Romans to go away and they do
>1
You kill an old guy
>2
Nuke, FUCK YOU
>>336269545
Teraria. excellent!
>>336269427
Kingdom Heart 3D?
>>336269831
No. Not even close
>>336269617
New Vegas
>>336269958
you got it
>>336267327
>>336267756Super Metroid
>>336270245
Ah yes, good one!
1) IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH THIS PLANET
2)You murder your friends and recreate the universe free from a tyrant
Your mum becomes a christian so you enter her vagina and murder her
So this guy was so salty that he was goin to let thw world die but you and your homies went to unfuck everything and at the end the motherfucker throws your parents at you.
>>336266685
>it was the dog all along
Silent Hill 2?
How about this one:
>absorve the bad guy
>become GODLIKE
>still die and go to hell to get fucked forever
>>336270542
too easy anon
Bidding of Issac
meme edition
>>336266685
3rd is Silent Hill 2.
you do the jobs for the guy and then he kills you
>>336266685
1
>You were never you.
2
>You blow up school and stuff doesn't change
3
>You push a button and die. DLC brings you back to life.
Can you guess it?
>>336267053
Terranigma?
>>336270821
Red Dead Redemption
>>336270914
Dante's Inferno?
>>336270914
Steven universe the watermelon Steven episode
>>336270420
1. Xenoblade X
2. Don't know.
God destroys the universe, but you kill God, and Super God shows up to fix the universe and offers to make you the new God, but you politely decline.
>>336270914
Drakengard
>You chop your arm off on the moon after killing your brother.
>>336271182
das it mane
>>336270420
2 is nocturne.
>>336270420
>2
SMT Nocturne?
>>336270632
>>336270932
You got em
>>336270882
3 is fallout 3. Do I get a casual reward?
>>336271061
i WAS JOKING ANON WHY YOU even waste the time replying to me?
>You kill yourself, killing yourself in the process to save mankind forever. The power of friendship keeps you alive though.
Good luck.
>>336271557
Fire Emblem: Awakening
>>336271126
Asura's Wrath?
>>336271709
nope
>>336271621
I underestimated you. Well done.
You either kill yourself or kill your imaginary friend.
>>336267053
dude thats the plot to Fullmetal alchemist
>>336271057
Yes
>>336271294
>>336271310I was thinking of IV:A, but Nocturne can also work.
>>336271557
>You kill yourself, killing yourself in the process to save mankind forever. The power of friendship keeps you alive though.Not for long
Should be easy.
>You defeat the boss, get blessed, and become a cripple
>>336270914
That's Asgore, right?
>You and the party realizes that by killing the final boss you are playing right into their hands.....so you say fuck it and kill the final boss anyway for no justifiable reason.
>>336271182
Killer is Dead
>>336266685
>You steal a hat.
>>336272193
Bingo.
>There is a point we should have stopped and we have clearly passed it, but let's keep going and see what happens anyway.
You get kissed by your brother then he jumps off a balcony.
>>336272402
Spec Ops: The Line
>>336272542
eh, that works too.
I was thinking ofbravely default.
1.
You shoot down your best friend to end the war.
2.
You beat the final boss in a manly fistfight and as the bomb was about to blow, it was actually a dud.
3.
You kick the final boss off of a helicopter.
>>336271126
For some reason I want to say Lightning Returns (FFXIII)
Two endings for the same game.
>murder your bro and eventually become him until someone else becomes your bro and murders you and then becomes you etc.
>let your bro kill you, you then turn into a book
>>336272801
nope
You jump your car over a bridge and win
>>336272729
First and second are Belkan war and Yakuza 2 respectively.
>>336272729
Army of Two: The 40th Day?
1
>You cease to exist
2
> You blow up the lefties
3
>Britbong blows up a ship
>>336269678
1 is mgs4
You go into a black hole thing and blow it up
Fight you neighbor,
Ear rape
Power of friendship
>>336273314
Correct
>>336273327
Nope
>You beat up a pyschotic monkey that was trying to rob your family
>>336268831
Fucking no one guessed any of this shit?
Oh yeah I forgot this is a weaboo image forum
>>336271982
Ez, Persona 3
two broken men who lost everything have a fistfight over the one thing they believe is the right thing to do
>>336273334
Is the first one Singularity?
>It was all a dream and you're actually dead before anything even happened properly
>>336269678
>Nuke, FUCK YOU
Leaving this world is not so scary after all
>Villain is launched into space for a sequel
>You get to fight a korean general in the middle of flaming jet debris
>Good Plank gets all the crystals and Bad Plank cries himself to sleep.
>to stop a nuclear explosion with a brick.
>>336275478
1st is Ratchet and Clank 3
2nd is Rainbow Six Vegas 2?
>>336275574
Battlefield 3
the game ends and the names of the developers scroll down the screen
>>336266685
Rape, Rape and even more Rape
>>336275478
First one is True crime streets of LA
Third one is crash bash.
hard modea plumber wearing a red hat with an M on it, red shirt, and blue overalls jumps over a green turtle-man who shoots fireballs, lands on an axe, cuts a bridge, drops the green turtle-man king into a pool of lava and saves a princess
>>336275782
F.E.A.R. 2
>>336274660
MGS4?
MGR?
>>336275478
Mercenaries for second one?
A man that thinks he's another man and get killed by the sons of the other mans in his own heaven.
>>336276285
MG1 and MGSV
>>336266685
>Green robot break big ring, fly away in plane
Your commander turns evil and builds an army consisting mostly of people you used to serve with
>you blow up all the black people
you fuck up an ex-tyrant into some wish-making tower and you are given a free wish by some blind bitch while a dick with a pistol, an angry black mage and a non-amazonian amazonian bitch standing by
>>336275639
>1st
Correct
>2nd
No
>>336275824
>1st
Think you meant second, Streets of LA
>3rd
Correct
Everyone including God fucks you over and you die in a pile of corpses.
>>336266685
You go to paradise with your waifu
>You slaughter a lot of people to retrieve a payment that you didn't really need.
>You fight mano-e-mano against lord mouth-gut
>You remove the last enemy, only to find out the people you work for made the enemies in the first place.
>>336276625
>Green robot and snake man break big city, green robot fly away in triangle
>Green robot and snake man break big ring, black man die, fly away in big plane, big plane break, green robot fall asleep
>>336277235
The Dark Knight Rises?
>>336272184
FFXIII. But it wasn't for no reason; not obeying the final boss meant a certain and very ugly death sentence.
>>336276493
You got it buddy!
You kill some dude in a mask after killing a bunch of other losers that work for him and talk to some dumb bitch.
>>336277345
Thanks dude!
You find the guy who framed you for murder and caused the deaths of a bunch of important people, both directly and indirectly, after he caused a riot to break out, and he explains he did it all as a form of sabotage because he wanted to start working again.
You get drunk with him and walk away. The end.
>>336266685
>Turns out the big bad was just the shopkeeper in disguise, and he built a superweapon using the money you spent on his shop. Then you save the world from merging with another dimension
>You make a game show go bankrupt over bets, and then fake your own death.
>Turns out the villains are from the future, and were trying to kill you because your race takes over the universe in the future. You kill the villains anyway.
>>336276978
>1st Think you meant second, Streets of LA
Yeah, i wrote 1st by accident.
>>336277739
>>Turns out the big bad was just the shopkeeper in disguise, and he built a superweapon using the money you spent on his shop. Then you save the world from merging with another dimension
That sounds amazing.
>>336277235
>Green robot put cube in megatron-bowsers chest, bowser fall into portal, green robot go to gigantor plane
>Green robot and snake man reunite along with new black man and tacticool friends, mom unimpressed with how long green robot take
>>336271806
Mark of the Ninja, my nigga
>You can either go to sleep or look at a picture.
>>336277739
The first one is that castlevania on the N64, I think.
Third is definitely Wonderful 101.
A midget abandons his garden.
At the very beginning of the next game he finds out pic related.
>>336272002
...I really remember its ending but FFTactics maybe?
>>336278085
The boss theme is super hype too.
I'll post the scene in question once someone gets the answer right (or if it takes too long).
>>336278841
You got the third one right, but the first one is wrong. Not sure if castlevania n64 has a similar twist though.
>>336268958
STALKER: Shadows of Chernobyl
>>336279032
*don't really remember
>>336279084
Been a while since i've seen anything in castlevania 64 and I might be misremebering that to fight a secret final boss you spend a shit ton at the shop.
>>336269427
Klonoa 1
Hypnotic tiki people emerge from a volcano and come to steal your hard-earned cash, so naturally you go to bust their shit in with your nephew.
>>336279496
DKCR
>>336267845
MW2?
Kill that guy that helped you become a cop, or run away from a subway crash.(notoriously glitchy game)
>>336266685
1st
>juggling man
2nd
>glowey eye machine man emerges from the trash
3rd
>everyone's there posing with the title
>>336279440
I searched a bit, and yes there is a boss that you fight if you spend a certain amount of money on his shop, and you can avoid his boss fight if you spend less than that.
The boss in question (spoilers): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MooQJKOnxUk
>>336277208
It's mano y mano, you fucking retard.
>>336279673
Correct
>>336266685
>You rid your world of all evil so your soul can be free, but turns out the contract said "get rid of all evil", and by all evil, it meant "go rid the entire goddamn universe of evil". and thus you are pretty much stuck forever.
> machine gun and rocket launcher vs abomination
> weapons win
> autist wanders away
> the end?
>>336275868
Luigi's Mansion
>>336272729
>You kick the final boss off of a helicopter.
Mirror's Edge?
>>336266685
>Psychix potato kills the black guy
Halo 3?
You save the universe, find out you're related to a legendary hero and find out the ancient race that you were searching for from the beginning areactually sentient squirrels.
>>336280694
Chakan: The Forever Man.
Good taste man.
You throw the villain down a big telescope
At the end you finally die permanently.
>>336282295
the most obvious jak 3 i've ever seen
>>336282339
Yep. That game was pretty damn crazy.
>The kinda blind guy dun did it (and he had a pretty fuckin good reason to)
You do a bunch of drugs, but the bad guy does more drugs, and then you have to kill him, with drugs.
>>336282536
Neverdead?
>>336278841
>>336278085
Its a lot less epic than it seems on paper, but its pretty hype. The game ishenry hatsworth in the puzzling advenure.Its pretty damn good.
Here is the scene in question (it pretty much ruins the whole plot though):https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4KBTM9P9TI
>You kill god and save your bitch
>you avenge the captain and go home
>>336284114
Thanks man, I'll try and find myself a copy of the game then.
Rescue girl, blow up an island on Europe, and Jetski back to America
>>336277529
I need to know
>>336284779
RE4
>>336284853The Witcher 2
Explosions and some asshole monologues about the next game
>>336284779
RE4
Too easy.
>>336269678
Fallout 4
Your waifu dies and you get cucked in heaven by your imaginary friend.
>You die
You kill the moon and then break some guy's chain. Then in the credits you play a flute.
You watch some guy turn into a dragon and then get some shitty armor as a reward
There isn't really a true ending but you get a hoe and your grandpa evaluates your land.
You save your daughter (or don't) and the empire is either fine, fucked or really fucked.
>>336285625
I need to know this
>>336286052
Second one's Oblivion
>>336286098
Witcher 3?
>>336286052
Majora's Mask?
>>336286328
Nope. Its a jrpg.
You killed the big bad because you needed *thing*. You do not need to know what *thing* is. No, you really don't. Stop bitching. Your tiny human mind can't comprehend it anyway. By the way you're the chosen one, see you in sequel.
Don't miss your train. kthxbai
>>336286532
>kthxbai
kys
>>336286180
Well then wait for other Anons to get it ;)It's Deadly Premonition
You press some buttons and become God
>>336286727
Trust me anon, it makes sense in context.
>>336286830
Dude Sex
>>336287210
Yes
I thought it would take longer
You light yourself on fire
>>336287286
Come on, it's /v/'s favorite game.
You get forced to take something that ultimately makes your whole quest pointless.
>>336266685
1st is Morrowind
>>336266685
>you send a moon-sized supercomputer into another dimension because the guy who had to activate it was awoken too early
>>336284418
Its really worth it, if you like plataformers. The game gets pretty hard towards the end, and all bonus levels are brutal.
>>336287494
I wish, most Dude Sex threads always have a couple of faggots complaining that the game is "dated", and they aren't even baiting
>>336287535
Take as in consume, or get hold of?
>>336266685
>You fight your way through zombie fanboys to stop the big bad from exploding everything inside of a volcano and have your magic swordsman defeat the big bad by farting blue magic into his lipless face. He falls into the volcano and your group runs out in a cutscene.
>>336286098
Dishonored
>>336287821consume.
it's should be pretty obvious now though.
>>336286098
Dishonored
you beat up a skeleton who forgot his legs and then his buddies wake up from their rest.
>>336288009
Myth 2: Soulblighter?
>>336288016
>>336288116
Correct, also
>16
>16
>>336266685
So these assholes built a giant spooky skeleton, and you figure the best course of action is to take it down using only a shovel and a peashooter.
>>336288640
Plants vs. zombies
try harder anon
You have to replay the exact same level over and over to max out every character in the game.
>>336288768
Not even close, think older xbox games.
>>336288848
...
mechassault?
>>336288998
Yup.
Well done.
>>336289047
>Shovel and pea shooter
>I'LL COME BACK TO YOU I PROMISE
>I KNOW YOU WILL
>>336269423
Pillars of Eternity, truly the greatest story ever told.
>>336289118
Out of all the mechs that you take in the campaign, out of all the bases you clear, out of all the possible routes you could have taken, they give you the Battle Armor with its pew pew gun.
>game 1
You tell your daughter it's too cold for her but she won't listen. Then you gave her a sweet present.
>game 2
Your ex got married and you reconciled with your estranged dad.
>game 3
You got shot by fanatics after becoming a god to save your waifu.
>>336268687
Mass Effect 3?
>>336289935
>Game 3
Farenheit: The Indigo Prophecy?
>>336290049
Nope, think bigger
>>336270882
3: Fallout 3?
>After defecting from the military you infiltrate military hq where you kill everyone and the leader turns into a giant monster so you kill him too.
As Democracy is challenged by a communist thread with no equal, you're hauled into a plane by a psychopath wearing the skin of your enemies.
>>336290246
Prototype
After killing the chief of police, you leave the country via plane.
You defeat the root of all existence, then leave the continent to find something a bit more challenging.
>relatable and tragic villain gets btfo 95% of the way through the game and the end boss is just DUDE ANCIENT EVIL LMAO because the game designers couldn't be arsed to make a coherent final challengethere are 3 different answers within the same series
>>336290490
fire emblem 8
>>336289132WHEN YOU WALK AWAY
>>336290490
one of the final fantasy games, I forget which one but it's between 6 and 10.
>>336290490
Twilight Princess
Skyward Sword
?
>>336290490
Final fantasy IV, IX, and X
You revive your dead waifu but she dumps you anyway
>Kill giant head n hands, shit character claims the reward and becomes a god.
still mad.
>>336290296
Not what I had in mind but that works too
>>336290630
shadow of the collosus
>>3362905606 or any akaneia saga game would have been a fine answer as well
>>336290624
not what I had in mind but it works too
>>336270882
3 is fallout 3 i believe
And then you were a sword.
>You kill god
>Whoops no now here's super god
>>336266685
2nd is Half Life 2 Episode 2.
>>336283907
Bioshock
>You kill a bunch of Mexicans to save the president's daughter
>You don't have sex with her
>>336291376
LEOOOON
>>336291376
Resident Evil 4?
You help a man kill his children.
>>336290561
This guy gets it
>You kill a hot chick who looks like a plant and was the source of everything
>Got laid. Had a sweet promotion. Cried.
You give Cleopatra a ride.
>>336266685
>You were playing as yourself all along. Chekhov's gun fires off at the ending offscreen lol.
>>336270882
1 MGS?
>>336291874
999
You kill a tentacle rape monster, all your waifus die, and then you pretty much die too
>ISIS wants tech, you suck their leader's dick or tell them to fuck off
>Either way they go full retard and get more tech than any other faction
1st:
>You fucked your cousin so hard your perception of time and space got fucked
2nd:
>Play artsy Minecraft, world implodes into more philosophical nonsense
3rd:
>Get revenge on a psycho girl for leaking your porn video
>>336266685
You kill some old dude, then set yourself on fire for reasons
>>336293232
Dark Souls
>>336272002
Bloodborne?
>>336271126
Zenobureido
>>336266685
>You force a bunch of ex-child stars to murder a guy who lost his tv show
>>336291743
Catherine?
You kill some kid for getting your name wrong
> A yandere manipulates you and your waifu to eat beast meat so she can be with you
>after shooting your girlfriend a couple of times, you destroy a giant rock and blow up a space station
>>336293048
>2
bastion?
I haven't beaten the true ending yet, but here's the "Sad End"
>Using statues, you fight AS the final bosses of the previous chapters against those chapters' protagonists
>After you do so, you walk through a lifeless world
>>336297334
No idea but that sounds pretty crazy man
>>336297776
Here you go then.
You'll need the fan translation though.
>You kill a highly respected American politician
>>336299717
Metal Gear Rising.
>>336271982
Persona 3
