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>halo killer
>>336239878
>Mother 6
>>336239713
What is that suppose to be?
WELCOME TO OVERGROWTH ALPHA 199.204.406.
IN THIS UPDATE WE MAKE THE CLOUDS MORE PUFFY
>>336240186
N-gage, failed phone mobile game hybrid.
>>336240186
>he doesn't know about such a great thing n-gage was
>>336240186
how young are you?
>>336240304
>they will never make a full game out of Receiver
>>336240304
One day, when my grandkids are on their deathbeds, this game will finally reach 20%
>>336240289
butchered season 2's plot, and pissed all over the hopes of a proper movie.
SHIT
>>336240186
maximum b8
>>336239713
SIDETALKING
>>336240141
Say what you want, but Killzone 2 was pretty good
The N-Gage was a little too ahead of its time. The idea was fine, it was just the execution that blew.
>>336240659
wat. is this real? and is it the same bomberman that i'm thinking of?
>>336240879
Oh, it's real. You don't wanna know.
>>336240879
Yes.
Yes.
>>336240823
I enjoyed the first game more. Playing some missions as different characters made it more fun.
It was one of the first games where the gunplay felt genuinely satisfying.I'll never forgive that sniper scope mechanic
Put countless hours into offline multiplayer against bots.
>>336240141
That feel when you are forced to fight for the wrong side.
>>336239878
>blart mall cop
>>336239713
The irony, of course, is that the Ngage was right about every trend that would come in regards to mobile gaming - they were just a few years too early.
>>336241191
someone's mad.
>>336239878
>look for "Over 20 lbs of pussy and ass"
>it's there
>>336241191
Triggered.
>>336239878
kek
>>336239878
>Bonus content inculdes: batman
lost my shit so hard
>>336241191
>>336241063
Fuck off retard.
>>336239878
>NTR USA in the top right
>>336239878
really needs the "includes 45 minute anime dvd!" icon that one of the .hack games had.
>>336239713
>tfw still no emulator
>>336239878
got me good
Step aside everyone
>>336241310
>>336241361
>>336241408
i guess you remembered it or at least how you were duped by nintendo even though it was always going to be the DSi 2.0
alright then here's hard mode
>>336241591
i played this the other day. it's cool for split screen and the novelty of having starcraft on 64. it actually includes brood war too.
>>336241626
>>336241191
>>336241063
Fuck off retard.
>>336239878
I can't name one related vidya seals meme that isn't included
>>336240347
Was it really good? besides the meme talking shit the system was really shit, it sucked the battery really fast, even with the lowest brightness, the fact that you had to remove the battery in order to change the game in the first model, the vertical screen and the shit library
>>336239878
>ITT: Oh yeah, that happened.
>posts something that didn't happen
>>336241734
calm down kid. nintendo are big boys and can defend themselves.
>>336241717
I've heard there's a couple of bonus campaign missions with actual starcraft lore in them that are not featured in the PC version. Is that true?
>>336241275
its basically an early 2000's version of pic related. Of course, playstation as always copying nintendo.
>>336241838
Fuck off retard.
L-LOL
>>336241275
This. But then, what actually triggered the rise of smartphone gaming? Widespread use of touchscreens, which appeal to casuals? For the longest time it was all about snake on the nokia brickphones. It was hot shit, but for some reason in the years that followed the release of those phones nothing was as popular as that game. Why?
>>336241895
I wonder if the Vitaly experiments gave Iwata cancer.
>>336240829
>>336241275
>the N-gage was ahead of its time.
>if they made a modern day games machine/phone hybrid it would be a total success
look at the vita, it's a massive failure.
>>336240823
>was pretty good
>no jump button
>4 hour campaign
>no voice chat in multiplayer for the first 8 months
Oh but look how awesome shooting a watercooler looks like...
I still remember some guy at guerilla games saying how the whole "halo killer" was a mistake that the press created
>NX will be just another gimmickbox that we'll post in this thread a couple years from now
>>336241965
My best guess?Data plans and wifi.
>>336241969
>Vitaly
that was supposed to be Vitality
>>336241867
i dunno. shit's hard to beat with a 64 controller.
i remember when i bought it used out of one of the n64 bins at babbage's it already had all the cheats unlocked. i stupidly deleted that save not knowing how much of an achievement it was to get all that unlocked. i thought you could just enter codes. nope. someone was hardcore or maybe you could do it with a gameshark.
Thank you /v/ for turning every thread into a console war one.
Remember when this happened on /v/?
>>336242032
the vita isn't a phone.
Want an example of a modern ngage? Literally every smartphone.
>>336242058
>the vita and italy will never be one
>>336242091
Face it. /v/ Just wouldn't be the same without Console wars
>>336241191
>got as gift
>already had and was happy with normal 3ds
>collects dust
>turns out it's been on firmware 9.0.0 the whole time
yar har feedle dee dee
>>336242227
Vita had a 3G model which could make calls through Skype
so it's a phone
>>336242197
fucking hell i've never cringed before but that did it. my skin is crawling with disgust.
>>336242091
you can thank nintenyearolddiddlers
>>336241063
>>336242054
Oh yeah, i'll definitely agree with that. Before data plans were common it was really inconvenient to get new apps on your phone. I wish i paid more attention to smartphones when they first hit the market, i was too busy with real games. But now their history is pretty interesting to me.
>>336241852
Except /v/ was discussing it for the multiplayer hate.
At least the shitshow story finally ended though.
>>336242314
So my PSP was a phone too? It had skype. So does my xbone.
>>336242416
PSP and Xbone don't have 3G
>>336242042
>no jump button
wat
>4 hours campaign
wat?
the fuck are you saying moron?
>>336242465
so it's the 3G that makes a phone and not the calling? Then my kindle is a phone?
i admit that i know most of these just from AVGN, but its still hillarous:
>Power Glove
>Virtual Boi
>That Headset thing that would have an attached mic to emulate an A Press to shouting "FIRE!"
>>336240141
at leas killzone is still going
>>336242416
>tfw need to make an emergency call but the xb1 won't run off a car charger
>>336242527
if it lets you make landline calls on the go without being tethered to Wi-Fi then yes.
>>336242573
you are fucking retarded.
>>336242080
that makes sense
haha ye, that's classic, happened to me once when we rented pokemon 64, all levels were already beat. It was cool if the game featured multiple save files, but it sucked otherwise.
>>336242314
>Tfw the Vita Skype app had no IM
That's all I wanted damn it.
>>336242042
>>336242505
and I'm pretty sure the story about the voice chat is false too
>>336242197
tfw i still don't know what gamergate is even though i live witnessed all of it on /v/.
>>336239878
Funniest shit I've seen in weeks.
>>336242618
no u
>>336242531
>Virtual Boi
oh god /v/, what have you done to me.
>>336242197
look at all those nu males and tumblrgirls
>>336242749
this was such an alarmingly stupid idea, I don't know how it made it out of the conference room.
OT: Dead Rising 3
>>336241173
How did the scope work, it's been ten years since I played it
>>336242538
>battlefront 3 got canned for this piece of shit
>>336240334
Not that anon but this could've been our worst fear about the NX.
>>336240141
I still think Killzone is overrated. The PS3 games felt more like a tech demo than a proper shooter. If there ever was a Halo killer it was343i :^D
>this many posts
>no OUYA
Jesus Christ it was such a flop not even /v/ remembers it
>>336242749
>this is displayed prominently in someone's house
>>336242749
>"Hey bro, what's that on your shelf over there?"
>>336242573
fw my landline phone isn't actually a phone
thanks for enlightening me, anon
>>336242749
>>336242841
Made some lucky guro enthusiasts happy at least, so I'm glad it happened for their sakes seeing as how shit on this scale is pretty impossible to get for their fetish.
>>336242269
Once played against him but he played Soldier not Heavy
>>336242996
it's a computer not a phone dummy
>>336242956
>burgerland
>cops patrol the street and see this abomination trough your window
>get shot
>>336240467
sleep tite dick biter
>>336242531
>no virtual boy virtual console for 3ds
baka desu famtendo-senpai
>>336243057
Was this game good? I played the demo and remember kinda enjoying it
>>336239713
Dude... this guy got an N-Gage...
What a loser....
Fag...
>>336241408
>>336241734
>>336241886
Your next line is "Fuck off, retard."
>>336239713
;_;
>>336242724
>female """"""""dev"""""""" sleeps with a journalist (among others) to get her game good reviews/publicity
>bunch of nerds bring this, among other examples of corruption of games journalism, to light
>twitter/tumblr/reddit freak out saying the nerds are being misogynists
>entire movement immediately gets corrupted by memers and SJWs
the only people that ever bring up anything gamergate related anymore are either SJWs or reddit retards.
>>336241754
I bought the second gen Ngage from a friend around 2006 for roughly 10€ and honestly for playing standard java games like Sola Rola, those sick bike stunt shits or that sledging track builder, it was super comfy. The Symbian games weren't really a system seller, as there weren't that many good ones besides maybe the Tomb Raider remake. Also based Doom machine and had shit like Excel. But yeah, It's a quite huge brick with no camera and the battery life wasn't that great compared to other old brick phones.
>>336243246
I just remember cocks and tits
>>336239878
I should print this and frame it
>>336240829
The N-Gage had an elder scrolls game on it which had co-op multiplayer.
Crazy shit i tell you what
>>336243437
>muh gaming journalism
Gaming journalism has been a joke for over a decade. People only cared about GG because it was a sex scandal and not paid reviews
>>336242672
>those fucking button icons
The devs must have been big fans of The Fifth Element
>>336242749
Damn, I still want it.
>>336241754
I still have my QD. I can play for a lot of time with it and the battery last for a shiton of time even when I play with it. Something weird that happened with my battery is that it used to get HOT AS SHIT when you were charging it, and I thought that was it, but then it did not do that anymore and it has been working fine ever since.
I only have two games for it: Sims busting Out and Tomb Rider (that came with the game). Maybe I'm just kinda lucky with tech and shit like that, but the shit I've used always lasted for a shiton of time.
Cons:
Low space for storage.
QD does not reproduce mp3. (Not like you could put much in that shitty space storage, anyway.)
Fall in between of a good cellphone and portable console, being overall shit at both, but not completely.
Still, I would not've recommended getting it unless you really wanted the games + basic phone with it.
>>336242538
SOme kid in 3rd grade told me about this game
all i remembered was "yellow mask" and "nekter"
look the game up and found a scene
>"DONT CALL ME A FAGGOT"
>"DONT CALL HIM A FAGGOT SIR"
>>336241852
>that fucking campaign
Holy shit, at least the previous games were fun despite the stupidity. LotV's missions were boring AND it featured the worst neckbeard protagonist I've ever seen in a game.
>>336243879
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IssLAON48s
'njoy
>>336243647
Holy shit this game suckkkkkked.
>>336243613
>exchanging sex for services isn't a form of payment
P
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>>336242531
>>That Headset thing that would have an attached mic to emulate an A Press to shouting "FIRE!"
But can it simulate half an A press?
>>336244051
How do you do that thing where the text goes up and down?
>>336243238
I miss Dragon Age 2 Cassandra. They fucked up her face in Inquisition.
>>336244090
You just have to say FI
anyone have one of these?
>>336242895
How much money did that end up making from cuckstarter?
>>336244207
is that some sort of DVD rewinder level shit?
>>336244090
first you need to understand what half an A Press means.
Pressing and holding it down is only half of the process of pressing a button. releasing it being the other half. If you only press the button once and hold it down for the rest of the level, you beat it with 0.5 button presses.
That means, wearing the headset and shouting "FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-" for the rest of eternity, would be half an A Press.
>>336243416
both of these were pretty decent. Neogeo moreso.
>>336244051
Exactly, so why did this blow up into a big deal when this has been going on for longer than anyone cares about
>>336243535
sounds like a fun night out
>>336240141
>splitscreen with max bots
>framerate almost drops to single digits
Who /red/ here?
>>336241880
I want a new Xperia Play, actually. That thing was great.
>>336244272
>>336242895
just under $8.6 million
youtube.com/watch?v=xTqhyHuKVKA
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/ouya/ouya-a-new-kind-of-video-game-console
>>336242847
>This piece of shit killed TimeSplitters
>This piece of shit made Battlefront 3 become Battlefield: Star Wars edition
>>336242540
american boxarts everyone
>>336242749
Goddamn, that's so fucking disgusting. Why the fuck would anyone make Dead Island 2 when the first one sucked so goddamn terribly?
>>336244495
I had one of these, this shit never fucking worked for me.
>>336243647
I have this game but never played it
>>336244495
i had the green one. shit those were great
>>336244536
Obligatory Plinkett unboxing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QY5yG2KyQfM
>>336244495
Fuck yeah red. Scannerz were rad man. Dont talk shit about scannerz
>>336244395
payed reviews for 4.5/10 games to get twice the score they deserve is one thing. when someone makes a 1.5/10 game (at best) and it gets near perfect scores that's just over the line.
>>336244656
>>336244495
>Not just drawing 30 lines with a pencil over and over again
>Not scanning barcodes both forward and backward to get two out of each one
git gud
eight chan, aka, the 48 hour break from 4chan.
>>336244824
thats not mr plinkett
>>336244961
I know, It just reminds me a lot of him
>>336244817
YOU DON'T FUCK WITH CHIN
>>336245097
I see what you mean after watching it
>>336244536
fuck me sideways, the CEO alone triggered me.
>>336244495
>playing with a grocery store baby sitter
>>336240304
|8 years
8 YEARS
>>336243246
If you want to play Dantes Inferno with shittier controls, graphics, framerate and sound go ahead.
The PSP GoW are MILES better than this garbage
I don't know what is happen!!!!! Guns, smoke!!! The whole world is explode!!! We are just running, running very fast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>336243647
>rent this from blockbuster
>last day to keep it
>spam three hit combo with boxart character
>finally make it to final boss
>pause game
>pray silently to god
>urge him to help me "defeat this demon"
>final boss obliterates me
I've been a devout atheist ever since.
>>336242032
>what is an iPhone?
You're a fucking retard.
>>336244329
it's a mic for the original xbox. it plugs into the controller. it can be used either with just the mic plugged into the module or with the speaker which will play voice chat through it and you press the button on it to transmit.
>>336241496
Here it is. The pic isn't complete without it.
>>336239713
>tfw had one
it was comfy for thps at school
>>336240445
But it's already a full game
>>336244581
Post the full version fuccboi
>>336245683
it's a tech demo that i somehow got 3 hours out of.
![mass_effect_fail_by_akael-d4t0nrx[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/zcvFQzT.png "mass effect fail by akael-d4t0nrx[1]")
>>336241275
>>336242032
>>336242227
>>336242314
>>336242416
>>336242465
>>336242527
>>336242573
>>336242996
>everyone's forgotten the Ipod Touch
>>336245536
>iphone
>games
name some legitimate games that aren't f2p/p2w bejeweled clones, emulations, or flash tier shit.
>>336246142
Doom and Destiny... then again its a port
>>336246142
>NAME THINGS THAT LEGITIMIZE THE PLATFORM IN MY EYES
It's a billion dollar industry because of f2p/p2w bejeweled clones, emulations, and flash tier shit. Your opinion on the legitimacy of this approach doesn't change that, and it doesn't argue against the fact that things like nGage predicted the direction that mobile would go in without coming into it at the right time.
>>336246271
ports would fall under emulations unless it's a modern game that released within the phone's life span.
>>336246142
Infinity Blade
Framed
Counterspy
Lifeline
The Room
Hitman GO
Lara Croft GO
Monument Valley
Threes
Kingdom Rush
Assassin's Creed: Identity
Machinarium
Shadowgun
Little Inferno
Ridiculous Fishing
80 Days
>>336243879
Underage
>>336245902
I get such a fucking huge hard on whenever I'm reminded how much all those fucking idiots who liked that game got what they deserved.
>>336246142
Wayward Souls, Mage Gauntlet, Slayin, Cytus
there's a few really good games on smartphones
>>336246593
how am I underage?
>>336239713
>You had to removed the battery to change the game
>They relaunched it as a gaming service for Nokia phones
>It barely lasted 2 years
>>336246559
Good thing those are all (besides Infinity Blade) also on Android.
>>336246806
I actually had a phone with that service. And a bunch of pirated games.
Was fun. Best game was probably Space Impact.
>>336246838
Actually Assassin's Creed: Identity has yet to come out on Android (release date of Spring 2016).
>>336239878
thanks, doc
>>336246891
>implying Reset Generation wasn't the best
>>336246369
>I can't think of any good examples of a real game, but it totally makes money and that's what counts
I'm not asking for sales figures, I'm asking for examples of full games, not shovelware.
>>336246559
thank you for these examples.
>>336241867
Yes, that's true. What we need is Starcraft DS
>>336247069
>thank you for these examples.
No problem m8
>>336247028
That one was also pretty interesting.
>>336246559
when machinarium gets in a list of platform's greatest games you know that platform is shit
>>336247170
bitch he didn't ask for the best games he asked for some games.
Also don't smack talk Machinarium.
>having a load of plastic instruments in your house was normal
>>336243416
My buddy had a Wonderswan with Digimon Wonderswan Ver. His japanese family randomly gave him $500 and he went on a shopping spree.
Turns out he had a linkup device still in the box that worked with our 1st gen Digivices. That was dope.
See it here: https://youtu.be/i9ooqJuexmw?t=1m53s
>>336247325
>tfw you never fell for the plastic instruments meme
>>336240659
>Bomberman
>Sales: Zero
>>336247325
>implying having plastic tat wasn't already a thing
>>336239878
>feminist frequency
Are there games with that on the box?
lel
>>336240556
No one ever managed to explain me what is wrong about side talk.
>>336247196
Kek
>>336240659
This almost seems like a parody of gritty reboots.
Where the hell would you even get the idea to make a mature Bomberman game?
>>336247565it alright
>>336243879
>3rd grade
>>336244570
>Battlefield: Star Wars edition
calling it that would be a compliment, if only it where half as entertaining as BF, its literally COD star wars edition with killstreaks and shit
>>336247578
It looks fucking dumb and makes the phone look like a shaver.
>>336247565
It's like a charisma black hole.
>>336247468
kewk
>>336247470
>not having a dancemat for the PS1
>>336247565
>Playstation All-Stars
>Parappa the Rapper
>>336242042
>I still remember some guy at guerilla games saying how the whole "halo killer" was a mistake that the press created
This is almost always the case. Same with Sega and "blast processing" which they acknowledged later was a mistake they shouldn't have rolled with
>>336247719
...why would I care how it looks? Jesus christ at least I didn't had to squeeze buttons and screen to my face everytime I wanted to talk with people.
I'll be honest I'm not angry at this point. You just sound silly to me.
>>336242538
Game isn't the worst.
The story is actually pretty decent. While the dialog is ass, the story is about soldiers drunk on Haze and doing war crimes and then you decide to rebel.
Solid story.
Solid gameplay.
But it game out during massive FPS fatigue, while doing very very little new.
The marketing was also horrendous. It was both highly budgeted, and completely unappealing.
>>336247325
These live in my trunk now. I've never gotten around to getting rid of them
>>336247548
Yes
>>336239713
my favorite part of the N-Gage was that you have to turn it sideways like a taco to use it as a phone.
>>336241191
>get a huge urge to play pokemon
>buy a 'new' 3ds
>get alpha sapphire and animal crossing
>alpha sapphire is fucking SHIT
>get bored of animal crossing
>realise I don't want any other game on the system
>sell it
Don't regret it at all desu.
Proper disappointed about alpha sapphire though. I never liked third gen to begin with, I just wanted the up to date pokemon game so I could play online, but it was so shit I never even beat the elite four.
>>336248040
Such as?
CRUNCHLING ADVENTURE NIGGA
unsheathes wand
>>336247325
>people wasted time they could have spent learning a real instrument on this game
>>336248143
YES! FUCK YES!
BEST CEREAL GAME EVER!
I still have my copy.
>>336242032
The Vita was not a failure. Don't know why people say this when it STILL has games coming out for it all the time.
>it doesn't appeal to ME so it must have failed!!
>>336246738
if my math is correct, you should be 16 years old
>>336248143
that reminds me
>>336242538
Did the War atrocity act before Spec Ops got popular
>>336248012
>at least I didn't had to squeeze buttons and screen to my face everytime I wanted to talk with people.
I can hold my phone 3 feet away from my face, without speaker phone on, and am able to hear and be heard just fine. do you have cerebral palsy or something?
>>336248195
I forgot that entire motion control shit even existed
Did anyone actually own an eyetoy?
>>336247928
Underage detected, the real culprit is Big Daddy
>>336242269
They were sucking on his dick hoping he'd change his mind about not having Minecraft on Steam.
>>336247028
>FIRE YOUR CANNONS
Holy shit never expected to see anyone else mention this. I still have it on my old Nokia 5630. Shit was so ahead of its time.
>>336248540
only kids and penises used these.
>>336243370
Fuck off, retard.
N-NANI
>>336248143
>got this in a box all those years ago
>it's still on my shelf after all this time
I played the shit out of that when I was young.
>>336247325
>just re-bought dj hero and a controller
I agree that the band-games are stupid, but the ones with one instrument were fun, at least to me.
>>336248670
>penises
?
>>336248350
>race car noises intensify
>>336248049
Should've gotten X/Y instead, I found it marginally better, though gen 6 is still the weakest one overall so far.
>>336248540
yes, long ago
way ahead of its time really, before kinect and whatnot
>>336248818
That was already 'out of date' online wise unfortunately.
>>336248540
HOLY FUCK I was literally about to upload this until I decided to reload the page
I played with one and it was generally pretty fun
is the kinect pretty much dead?
>>336248540
>people say Sony steals from MS and Nintendo
>this came out before all their motion control shit
I still have mine with the demo disc. Did that hoverboard ever come out?
>>336249042
I remember a Tony Hawk board for a single game, dunno if that was for the ps2 though
>>336248894
>reload the page
is this 2006?
>>336248217
The same could be said about all video games.
>>336249291
deep
>>336242996
>your home phone isn't a cell phone
Amazing deduction
>>336243239
The resolution would be fucked and the controls would be horrible. Believe me, it's better to wait for some sequel system.
>>336249007
He's still pretty good for doing science stuff.
>>336247325
It's amazing that they continued to make DLC for this for over six years.Whenever my family and I get together, we either play Rock Band or D&D, even now, 10 years later.
>>336249136
tony hawk RIDE
>>336248195
>>336248426
Now they're trying to bring it back as motion stuff for the PSVR.
>>336243825
>basic phone
That thing's a fucking smartphone. Goddamn ameriburgers I swear.
best port
it wasn't even that bad desu
>>336249752
That didn't happen though.
>>336248247
>Don't know why people say this when it STILL has games coming out for it all the time.
The only games coming out for the Vita are Japanese and Indie stuff.
Not that that's bad, just saying that there aren't that many big western stuff coming to the system.
Seriously, what is their plan at this point
i miss him
>>336243941
Artanis? He is pretty annoying. Karax was kinda dope though.
>>336248608
>Big Daddy
At least he makes more sense than fucking Cloud who was never on a Nintendo System except for some cameos.
>>336248540
>mfw I owned 3 of these because one came with that snowboarding game I could never get to work so I bought an extra one
I really wish I could have made that game work, it looked awesome as shitwhen I was younger,and still kind of now
>>336249854
That's what it turned into? That sucks
>>336248540
I knew a couple guys that did. It was a fuin time desu.
>>336250142
>there aren't that many big western stuff coming to the system.
good
>only games coming out for the Vita are Japanese and Indie stuff.
good
>he didn't have a game boy player on his Gamecube
>>336250203
>get a steam controller
>it's just trackpads with some rumble under then
>the rumble doesn't seem to do anything meaningful
>makes loud as fuck noises
>bumpers are awful
>layout in general is awful
why did i buy this
>>336248608
I played Parappa when he first came out. I was 7. Do the math lil nigga.
>>336250267
So why the third one?
>>336248540
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRd0cp4MT3I
Yeah, I did.
>>336250098
Not officially. I bought it from a literal store and played it that night in 2000. Living in a country where everything is pirated was nice.
>>336250483
because I had to wash those windows and flail at those ninjas
>>336250407
>He wouldn't be interested in another Wipeout/GOW/Uncharted/Gravity Rush on the Vita
>>336250590
Gravity Rush was a Western game?
>>336248627
how the fuck do you even hold that shit
>>336250590
I want another Wipeout on Vita, but only if it actually performs.
GoW and Uncharted are trash, Gravity Rush is Japanese.
>>336250210
I still have some of theseWaiting to get the Shrek 2 cart I ordered off ebay
>>336250249
I guess the devs of SABR went to Square to get Cloud, and Square was insistent no one cared about Cloud anymore and offered Lightning instead.
>>336240879
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dU37OLKzUI
>>336240141
>tfw Halo killed itself
>>336250423I saw that you could use that to get a Metroid Fusion skin in Metroid Prime, so I waited to get Prime until I could do that.I never got the GBA game dock, I lost my copy of Metroid Fusion, and I never played Metroid Prime. Ever.
That said, was there ever a purpose to this thing except for giving you bonuses in Wind Waker, and playing that other four player Zelda game for that some reason needed this?
>>336250664
>>336250689
My point is that the Gravity Rush sequel is coming out on PS4 and not Vita.
So the Vita is missing out on big AAA or even AA releases.
>>336250748
Lightning wasn't in PASBR.
Are you thinking of the girl from Heavenly Sword?
>>336250204
I miss when adam sessler wasnt a clone of him
>>336240304
Fuuuuck
I was 14 when I first heard about this game. I'm 21 now.
>>336239878
Thanks, doc
>>336250850
Four Swords Adventures used that cable because each player's GBA functioned like a second screen that your character can move around and play on. Similar to what you might see in a Wii U game today.
>>336250481
I was 6, lil nigga
>>336241754
It was a good GB/C and NES emulator IMO. And those Java and Symbian games from back in the days worked well on it because of the button layout. It was pretty much the best device for mobile gaming for its time.
I also enjoyed hacking around with it. Never actually played the card games.
>>336242197
>shitskin and fucking chinks
fuck all of you poor 3rd world in this site
>>336250428
Super customizable, has those grip buttons, and is actually useful?
>>336239713
I used to have the smaller version of this one, the games were actually good that were on it. Although it was insanely awkward when someone would ask to use my phone and they see this thing and I have to explain that it plays video games.
>>336239713
I had this and GBC and NES emulators for it. It was also one of the earliest phones with MP3 player.
>>336244051
wow, talk about female privilege
>>336240141
First was decent and the second was great.
At least this got ended with some dignity too.
>>336251924
>you will never have a young boy trapped in your tv and make him watch you fap all day
why live.
>>336251801
Nigga everyone remembers Waffle DOOM
>>336250850
Final fantasy cristal chronicles used that for the multiplayer
>>336240186
>he doesn't know the N-gage
Wew lad.
>>336247841
>obvious pro sjw shilling
Neo-/v/, folks
>>336252060
>not elf bowling
step it up, son.
>>336251385
>insecure racist virgin
You have a bad upbringing, kid? Dad walk out on you?
![jack-thompson-sues-facebook-cites-personal-safety-ec9a31ff21[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Vzz4btP.jpg "jack-thompson-sues-facebook-cites-personal-safety-ec9a31ff21[1]")
>>336251924
That shit was so weird. It was like microsoft was conducting weird human experiments with how they had that one old dude providing insight between basic human actions of the lady and the AI program.
>>336242286
Fucking this, happened to me too.
>>336249007
What is dead may never die.
>>336252297
>not being white
get a load of this faget
>>336243709
Swedish mobsters. No, really they were. Look it up.
>>336252446
I am white, just not insecure as fuck about it.
>>336252502
SWEDEN YES
>>336241880
I still have that, not an active phone anymore but still have some SNES games on it. I remember it was supposed to have the PSN store with PS one classics but that was for the European release, as soon as it came out in America that thing was squashed.
Good for playing emulated games
>>336248143
Damn good game. Did anyone else get games from Pizza Hut? Came out around the same time, one where you skated as a girl in a city trying to deliver pizza, another where youre trying to catch pizzas a guy is throwing in a kitchen. Names were Downtown Derby, and Pie Flyers
>>336252573
im cring
>>336245778
>3
Oh, so you're one of them casuals i hear so much about.
>>336241063
I know you're probably trying to stire up shit, but I did legitammetly forget that they made two version of the vita, one being a 4g phone or whatever. That's pretty fucked up, N-gage tier. Good thing they abandoned that idea.
>>336243246
it was an extremely good game.
>>336242749
>Zombie bait edition
>SJWs took the bait
>SJWs are actually zombies
I already knew how to type and I played this game because I was just that much of a nintendrone as a kid.
>>336241826
But this did.
>>336250204
I do too. He was far easier to deal with than that crazy bitch Sarkeesian and her perpetual pity-party victimhood crybabies.
I think its hilarious now that ive seen an article that paints him in a far more reasonable way than the crazy bible-basher he was back in the early 00s. I don't know if the endless mockery and disbarment broke his mind or if he legit changed his views on the subject to a more moderate stance, but he spoke a very legit message of parents being sure to monitor the content of games their kids play, properly supervising their children and talking to them about it and paying attention to the Ratings system.
If we listened to him now i bet "squeakers on Xbox Live" wouldn't be a thing.
>>336239713
Sony didn't learn from this.
>>336244495
>Scan literally every last movie, book, game and food item in the house
>1 shitty magic wand
Fuck these fuckers, I had the worst luck with barcodes.
>>336239713
I'll always remember how badly I wanted one of these when I was young. Luckily my parents didn't ever bite and let me have one
>>336241965
I'd think facebook would have something to do with it. Games like angry birds and farmville put the idea of casual games into the minds of the masses and phones can deliver on those very easily. That and appstores making it extremely easy to find games.
>>336243057
I remember when EA paid a bunch of local actors to pretend to be concerned Christians 'protesting' this game during E3 one year.
>>336253592
why didn't this work ? It looked some what cool and useful
Warning, image may trigger you.
>>336248293
my local gamestore has a shit ton of these because the keep letting people trade them in for some reason. They had like 15 of them last time I was there and they are all 99 cents.
>>336239713
>had to screw off the back to replace the game
What a pile of shit
The weird thing is, if we had a gming phone now, it would sell pretty decent, but the N-GAGE and Xperia Play made sure not even one will be made for the next ten years
>>336241895
Lol I remember /v/ eating that shit up.
>muh horror games
>Finish the content you said was gonna be in the original kickstarter
>Release it as an expansion
>It costs 40 dollars
>>336254202
Turns out the market for real games on phones is simply not there.
>>336254341
Is it any good now? I stopped paying attention a long time ago.
>>336254351
Then why aren't they doing now ?
Every smart phone is almost powerful as PS2
>>336248540
I had a friend who owned one and a couple party games for it. It was fun. I owned the PS3 Eye but I mainly used it as a Mic for Killzone 3. I did play Sports Champions occasionally though.
>>336253592
Did that shit was able to run Bad Company 2?
>>336254502
Because the market is still not here - the only thing that thrives on phones is cash shop shit. The only proper mobile games you'll find are iOS ports from older platforms.
>>336250428
Trackpads are still better than analog sticks.
>>336250850
Pokemon coliseum and XD used it to transfer Pokemon from the GBA games
>>336243647
Midway was a pretty fucking metal dev group. Like, all there games are just demons and swords and magic and killing everything. They didn't give a fuck. I miss them.
>>336254502
> Every smart phone is almost powerful as PS2
any modern smartphone, power wise, blows the PS2 out of the fucking water.
what the hell are you talking about?
>>336248783
i got that reference
>>336254202
>>336254351
Also most of the games were just PSP games and it didn't even support all PSP games. Basically if you already had a PSP there was no reason to get it.
>>336242618
>makes phonecalls
>isn't a phone
Uh-huh
>>336244570
>made Battlefront 3 become Battlefield: Star Wars edition
This meme is so stupid
It was always a reskinned Battlefield
>>336254728
Looked it up on Youtube. It's a really shitty gimped version that I don't even think should legally be allowed to have the same name as the console versions.
>>336255528
>the new Battlefront is a reskinned Battlefield
where are my classes then
where is my team communication
where are my maps
where is my everything
>>336255528
It was Bad Company 2: Star Wars edition.
Why was there so many of these?
>>336248195
https://youtu.be/VsU_b8dvkRs
>>336252573
PURPLE PRIDE SERVER WIDE
DRILL THE GRILLI miss those days ;_;
>>336256041
He looks exactly how he sounds
>>336252321
>old dude
You don't know Peter fucking Molyneux?
>>336256172
You mean the Scout?
>>336248426
So did Sony.
Honestly want one of these because I think it is the coolest looking handheld ever. Since they basically created the thing as an experiment to run it against the DS to see which one people wanted more ofc it was going to fail.
>>336250868
It's coming out on PS4 because unlike the original GR, it's a full game and not a glorified tech demo like the original.
(not that GR is a bad game in any sense of the word but there wasn't much to it besides showing off the strength/gimmicks of the Vita)
>>336256837
The interchanging skins were cool. You could have one styled after the Famicom controller.
I think i still have mine, but i haven't playind it in years since i never bought an original DS charger so i could charge it.
>>336255673
HAHAHAHAHAHA
OH WOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sX7LKtPzRkc
>>336242672
>How do I jump?
>Oh, just press the 3x3 button.
>What the fuck? How do I run then?
>Hold three parallel lines down.
599 US DOLLARS
>>336256837
Wanted one so bad when these came out. Friend of mine had one and I thought it was the coolest shit out there.
>>336242749
>Warning
>Includes content that may cause offence
>>336254956
I meant without over heating
>>336248293
Big bumpin was fun u fucker
Pocket bike was bretty gud too
>>336245229
I can fucking hear it.
>>336257582
>o
>ss
>dots
>lines
It must be really hard to live with your brian
>>336243941
>>336250246
lol yeah
Artanis would be a SJW in our world
>>336249854
>That dad
>"Son, I am fucking promising you, if you dont pull off a sick nasty trick on that fucking $100 piece of shit plastic I bought you, I'm going to shit in your eye
>wife and child praying for his sucess
>>336242838
STILL MAD!
>>336242197
thanks doc
>>336257582
>he doesn't know how to do combos
236236~OO214|||3x3
>>336252192
Goober pls
>>336241191
>/v/ swore up and down that Nintendo would NEVER split up the 3DS userbase by adding a second analog in a revision
>Nintendo split up the 3DS userbase by adding a second analog
I have never been more fucking satisfied on /v/ as when that happened.
![mesa_time_out_by_beautiful_doubt-d96i2q9[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Lu0RlTT.jpg "mesa time out by beautiful doubt-d96i2q9[1]")
>>336243238
You forget #RideTheBull
>>336243647
I don't think Midway have ever made a good game in their existence.
>>336252895
how?
>>336258602
Someone say gober?!
https://youtu.be/MXA6ZljWsQg
>>336243238
>3 pieces in one swing
How
>>336258716
>Circle Pad Pro doesn't work for most games because it needs to use like 5% of the CPU
>>336258716
But it didn't split anything, it's not even a real analog stick and few games utilize it beyond mapping the camera controls to it anyway. Not something you need unless you're playing Smash, and if you are why are you playing on 3DS?
>>336248540
bought one with a game for a whole £1 at a second hand shop the other week.
>>336259045
>pretty low on funds for a long time. My regular 3ds was already beat up when I got it
>Play a fuck ton of monster hunter 4
>R button starts to fuck up alot. Incredibly important to the game
>Get circle pad pro
>HOLY SHIT THIS SECOND STICK JUST MADE THE GAME SO MUCH BETTER
>Literally next day the game slot stops read carts
>Fucking useless CPP and now have to buy N3DS
>>336259390
I'M HORNY
>>336259390
I'M HORNY
>>336259390
aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
>>336253592
A friend used to have one of those. The controls are pretty uncomfortable, a little bit worse than the Go.
>>336239713
the fuck is that
>>336259390
I want to eat his chin.
>>336252895
>29 hours
Your mom's been a receiver for longer than that
>>336251878
you can use your boipucci in the same way
>>336255859
thats a huge LCD
>>336259742
Those are some high-res ribs.
One day this faggot will finish his game.
>>336258830
There is adeadmod on the forums with more guns.
Most of them are shit but the shotgun, bolt action and thompson have their moments.
>a direct hit can topple turrets and blow drones off the map
>>336243057
It was an exact copy of PS3 versión but with shit graphics.
>>336259390
>Knew a guy, late 40's, just getting a smart phone for the first time
>hang out at FLGS, hes talking to me "Hey anon, check this fucking awesom game out!"
>Shows me your pic
>10 hour grind times. only 2 things at once, ect.
>You know the devs are giving the full game out for free right?
>"pfft, so what? I already spent $200 on gems and I am killing other players!"
>This is the same guy that left his car to rot for 6 years because he couldnt afford new break pads
>This was their target audience.
>>336241591
this was my first starcraft experience.
>>336248540
I still have mine.
>>336239878
>from the producers who saw SHREK
>>336248540
Did you know you can use these as a webcam for your computer?But you shouldn't, because it's fucking 640x480 and it has a lens that's designed to look at things far away (like, tv-to-couch) rather than close-up
>>336250768
>The scream when someone dies.
Kekked hard.
>>336259371
still exists in canada
>>336248540
I use my ps3eye for facetracknoir
>>336249007
Killed for good by the hands of its own creator, even. It had a chance to live when it was forced on every XBone user, but as soon as it became optional it was for all intents and purposes discontinued.
>>336255859
Because when a Gameboy was too expensive for a mom, she bought that for her son instead
>>336242032
>>336250142
>Vita was released one year before Wii U.
>Wii U only has one more game to release before it's dead.
If Vita was a failure then the Wii U was the greatest failure in home consoles ever.
>>336239713
>2005+11
>still no emulator available
JUST
>>336244207
I had the left one so I could use superior cellphone headsets.
Never saw the other one, seems dumb.
>>336248765
Handful of PS2 games with online multiplayer let you use that to take a picture of yourself to use as your character's face.
As you can guess, 103% of users took a picture of their dick to use as their face.
>>336241063
Faggot this one is good
>>336250669
See them handles on the side mate?
You hold them. Shocking isn't it?
>>336260701
>That teeny tiny PZ3 controller
>>336260701
Treamcast is actually pretty legit. Basically just a DC with a screen attached.
>>336260701
Holy shit are these the Chinese knockoff consoles you read about every once in a while?
what a wild ride this game was
>>336248627
I unironically think this isn't that bad. Then again I never held it so it just might be terrible.
>>336260765aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>336255859
>Mfw I was the happiest motherfucker when my dad bought me one of them.
>Mfw we were bringing weirder and weirder ching chong weird things from chinese shops to school and pretty much didn't care about consoles.
>Mfw for my megadrive and snes I had 2 or 3 games an every weeked I could rent one game for 2 days.
Happiest years in my sad life.
>>336239713
never forget thet N-GAGE not failed only once but TWICE.
>>336260701
>Wee
>MiWi
>WiWI
>Super MegaSon
>That fucking controller
>>336260074
I had one of these. It was an open platform which was cool. Lots of homebrew.
I don't remember the racism though.
>>336248540
That shit was the reason why I bought a Ps2, along with KH.
Best party games I've played so far (2 and 3)
EA using mothers* freaking out about Dead Space 2 as a marketing tactic.
https://youtu.be/Pcm5M-KWQnM
https://youtu.be/Uqd4bFzskV0
*Most likely actors
This trailer always made me kek, especially after the Broken Age kickstarter fiasco. End of this game trailer has some quotes from various famous vidya devs at the end, and one of them is from Tim Schaffer.
>Put it on Kickstarter, I tell you man it's great! I made like million bucks!
>-Tim Schaffer
>>336260701
>dad visit china
>he call back said that he bought PSP GO for me
>get bad feeling about it
>yep
>it's actually a shit box that play GBA games
>can't even play old games because button stiff as fuck
>>336258810
Mortal Combat?
>>336261547
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yL-S7OKAbIY
>>336242749
I guess must people didn't *get* what they were doing there. It was supposed to be like one of those typical torso sculptures, but with that surrealistic twist of it actually being a real human torso with arms and legs cut off. As in: "new chapter in human history" or something.
>>336254207
FUCK YOU
>>336259390
i dont get it
>>336259490
>>336259551
this neither
>>336239713
Remembet when Twilight Princess got delayed for years and years because Nintendo wanted to release it as a Wii launch title?
Apparently not, if you bought a Wii U.
>>336251801
>There are still people making mods and maps for this to this very day...
>>336260701
>WiWi
>Mfw
>>336262006
>that stomach
>>336246665
>idiots who liked that game got what they deserved
Let me get this straight.
You're glad that a group of people who enjoy something got shit on? Why?
>>336244207
I ha a regular headset that came with Rainbow Six 3. That regular headphone jack seems like a wayyy better idea because the official Xbox headset sucks balls.
>>336250768
Aside from being slow af, this doesn't look bad. It's it really that horrible?
>>336242749
Gross! Fuck the union jack
>>336244817
This was never a real game, was it? Some weird thing a person made on their PC back in the mid 2000's
>>336259884
for you
>>336262812
>Union jack
It's not being flown at sea, so it's the Union flag.
>>336244495
My aunt owned a gift shop when I was little, so so I had free reign to scan everything I ever wanted when she watched me after school.
Hot damn that was fun.
>>336247565
>Playstation All-Stars
>All-Stars
>no crash
>no spyro
>>336248540
>not having one of these for getting your TRITONIAN ICE GUARDS on
>>336248540
I still have it anon. It was actually pretty fun
>>336251924
i remember an xbox project where i guess a projector would "increase" the size of the screen by showing stuff of the game around the walls of the tv.
it looked neato
what happened?
>>336248143
>that level where you race the turtle and if you screwed up once you lose to him
>>336248540
Loads of people had these. A year later you'd see them wrapped up and covered in the dust
>>336262517
No power ups, no map diversity, no game modes, and dumb as fuck rebranding makes it pretty bad, especially people who were hoping for Bomberman 64 2.
>>336250850
Sonic Adventure 2 Used that to connect the the chao garden in sonic advanced.
>>336260701
Treamcast is an actual Dreamcast with a screen attached though.
>>336261812
Nah
I wonder if anyone still plays Simcity 5.
>Newton school massacre thing happens
>media blames vidya
>some wimps go and dump all their games and get patted on their backs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqx_E37h1zM
>>336247709
It doesn't even have killstreaks. Calling it COD: Star Wars edition is too much. It is the most basic a shooter can possibly be.
>>336245839
But, it never did happen. They took the money and did fuck all.
>tfw when you fell for the Greenlit Jew
>>336263624
You and I both know force choking bitches in SC4 was the shit
Remember the "entitled" meme?
>>336239878
That loss qr though
>>336263051
>no Neptune
>>336260701
Remember Ashens' reviews of these?
>>336264052
Is this PCGamer?
>>336241852
>>336243941
>Raynor: It may not be tomorrow, darlin'. It may not even happen with an army at my back. But rest assured: I'm the man who's going to kill you some day.
>>336261812
Gauntlet?
>>336248540
Yes, I thought the minigame shit was okay.
Also it had uses in games I played, like Burnout Paradise for mugshots online.
>>336264952
I'm still mad
>>336261197
I had this.
Used to play a lot of EQOA so it was pretty useful.
>>336243057
Don't forget that they sold Dante's Inferno with a copy of the original Epic included, even though they are nothing alike at all.
>>336242469
>Batman isn't included in the box
kek
>>336265587
see trash can
>>336259004
Even 4 is easy. Swing through the middle, detach both arms and upper and lower halves.
Or do the same but low enough to just cut off all the individual fingers + upper lower halves
>>336250850
Pac Man Vs., nigga.
This
>tfw cant download the dlc anymore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYU8C8gGlKg
>>336265701
Wow, even trash cans are coming with Bonus Content these days.
>>336261376
Take me back to these days
>>336248262
> 2008 was 8 years ago
>haze was released in 2008
>3rd grader in 2008 is probably 8 or 9
>16 or 17
either he's retarded or he's underaged, one of the two.
>>336266143
what's the deal with this game?
was it good?
>>336239713
I always wanted one. I tought it had potential.
>>336252573
>delvis tillåtna skrip
>>336266325
Nobody shills it, nobody shits on it, nobodyremembersit, so I assume it was very, very meh.
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