What kind of autistic motherfucker made this piece of shit?
Listen, I love tactical rpg games... but this game it was just designed to make you bleed unless you are an autistic fuck who enjoys wasting 20-30 minutes doing pretty much nothing.
The fucking giant tank stage is pure bullshit. It takes AGES to beat and, if a rough start wasn't enough, they have that little surprise towards the end of the lvl in case you were feeling happy.
Now, how can someone enjoy this game?
I'm guessing people who like chess... there's no other option.
First time in my old ass gamer life I'm considering uninstalling a game after losing a stage.
Now, what the fuck happened with this game? I thought "Valkyrie" games were supposed to be good. Is this one of those experimental games that only very few enjoy?
>I don't like this game because I'm bad at it
Thanks for sharing.
>the entire game is shit because of the ONE bad level in the game
there are a lot of flaws with the game but for the most part i had fun
>Valkyria Chronicles
>Hard
>>336206246
I'm not bad at it. I just don't enjoy it when I have to waste 20-30 minutes in a single map just to lose over a nasty surprise.
Do you have any decent argument or just the childish and terribly boring and overused argument of "YOU DON'T LIKE IT CAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY IT!!!"
You can save in the middle of missions if you want to be a casual
>>336206486
>I'm not bad at it, I'm just bad at it and that's why I hate it
Kill yourself.
>>336206378
>>336206421
>>336206451
It wasn't hard and I was having a great time actually... but that giant tank level is just giving me cancer.
It's so damn slow that it makes losing 100 times worse.
>>336206486
Do you have any decent argument or just the childish temper tantrum of "I LOST ON THIS STAGE AND NOW I HATE IT!!!"?
>>336206548
Come and kill me yourself, faggot ;D
Still, any arguments or are you just going to be an underaged asshole?
>>336206043
That tank level isn't that fucking hard. Are you really this bad at strategy RPGs?
>>336206580
Well then don't start a thread about the ENTIRE GAME BEING SHIT when its just that one level
>>336206607
It never happened to me with ANY game I played, and I played a ton.
It's just the waste of time that makes losing so fucking cancerous.
Even when I ranted a lot I exposed my argument that it is too fucking slow in so many senses. I don't mind losing, but I do mind losing after wasting 30 minutes and having to start all over.
And you can't even grind the shit out of it, lvling up is so slow and the results are so mild that you'd have to grind like crazy just to get a slight advantage.
Not to mention how sometimes the units fail in point-blank shots... with a rocket launcher. How is that even possible?
>>336206682
Nope. Do I have to start over? I lost once. I got the right idea about how to beat it. Then I was doing great when the nasty surprise towards the end of the lvl added to some really bad luck made me lose, and it felt like a total bullshit since I was completely owning the stage.
>>336207018
In fact I'm pretty sure I can beat it now, but having to start over such a long-ass stage again is pretty annoying. That's pretty much my complain about the game, taking aside all the ranting.
>>336206921
>It never happened to me with ANY game I played, and I played a ton.
>Not to mention how sometimes the units fail in point-blank shots... with a rocket launcher. How is that even possible?
Played so many games, such an "old ass gamer", and yet never played any X-Com? What the fuck are you even doing?
>And you can't even grind the shit out of it
Sure you can. It's easy to max out levels way before the end of the game. I maxed by like chapter 12 or something.
>I do mind losing after wasting 30 minutes
It shouldn't be taking that long. You're slow and shit at this game. And we're going to keep saying that because it obviously really annoys you, which is pathetic.
>>336206921
stop being a little bitch
you sound like those fags that say
" i beat dark souls so why am I shit on Nioh"
fucking learn, the game fucking easy
>>336206043
let me fucking guess, are you the same retard that actually shoot the radiators instead of throwing a grenade in it?
>>336206043
>he doesn't like chess
>>336207359
wait a fucking minute, you can actually throw a grenade in it?
>>336207370
Seriously how is "liking chess" even an insult? And I say that as someone who doesn't like chess.
>>336206043
>I'm retardrd
>The game is bad cause its to hard.
Holy shit
>>336207483
Oh wow, confirmed for being stupid and bad at the game.
You're right, you should stop playing this game. It's clearly too intellectual for you.
>>336207129
> Played so many games, such an "old ass gamer", and yet never played any X-Com? What the fuck are you even doing?
I'm sorry, pal, your psychic powers are starting to fail cause I did play X-Com years ago.
> Sure you can. It's easy to max out levels way before the end of the game. I maxed by like chapter 12 or something.
I have a pretty decent lvl by now. But, like I said, the power advantage isn't that noticeable.
> It shouldn't be taking that long. You're slow and shit at this game. And we're going to keep saying that because it obviously really annoys you, which is pathetic.
pff.. basement dweller shit. Go back to your lonely life and your furry porn.
I'd bet my thumbs you are far more pathetic than me.
>>336207619
listen asshole, the game never implied that shit nor did that hippie nature lover captain said you can throw shit in it
>>336207619
That wasn't me.
Damn, lot of angry sad fanboys here.
The only thing that really made me mad was the tank boss with the covered radiator. You keep thinking tanks really must have this huge vulnerability, but then the dude just cover his, and all he loses is not being able to move far.
Also, the two mortar tanks on the ambush level. For absolutely no reason, they can't be destroyed by small arms, unlike every single other tank.
>>336206043
>I lost so I hate this game
wew
>>336207541
Sorry, I didn't mean it like an insult.
This game is like playing chess with a slow-ass opponent and being forced to take 5 minutes per turn.
>>336207709
>I need a constant reminder and prompt to do anything
>W-what? Experiment? That is so dumb! Why should I try something new when the game should just tell me what to do?
Just fucking kill yourself.
>>336207709
Everybody else figured it out.
>>336207767
>fanboys bitch at a game they hate
>>336207696
You have a massive superiority complex for someone who gets salty over video games.
>>336207959
i didn't
not him btw
it was hell
>>336207696
>I'm sorry, pal, your psychic powers are starting to fail cause I did play X-Com years ago.
The point is that you should be used to soldiers missing easy shots. But I see that point was too subtle for you.
>the power advantage isn't that noticeable.
That's because you're shit at the game. People who are not incompetent find that the later skills totally break the game.
>I'd bet my thumbs you are far more pathetic than me.
Hey, if that's what you need to tell yourself to feel good, knock yourself out.
>>336206043
Yeah this game is pretty crap desu fampai. T
>>336206043
>>336206043
>Blast the ruin walls down in its path
>Bring at least two lancers (three on the safe side).
>Use Orders to buff lancers and charge the Batomys when the heat sinks open up.
>Rinse and repeat
>When Selvaria joins, pull most units back to a little sandstone wall shelter and hide them there.
>By the time the Batomys starts up the incline (to you Main Base) you should be able to pull the plug on the Tank.
All throughout it, use Defensive Order to buff your Lancers so the MG turret on the tank don't shred them. I can't stress how important this is for this battle.
You may need to grind the skirmishes a few times. Just remember that the fast you capture the main base, the more EXP you get. You can literally finish most of the skirmishes in one turn, if you know who to kill and use Orders
>>336208209
>Valkyria Chronicles anime pic
Why must you remind us of this horror, you monster?
>>336206043
>The fucking giant tank stage is pure bullshit. It takes AGES to beat
Git gud bro or have more patience, besides there's an even harder mission ahead so you better deal with it.
>>336208138
I'm just going to stop replying to your sad attempts of trying to bother me.
You are far too insignificant to make me waste my time like this.
>>336208401
>You are far too insignificant to make me waste my time like this.
Damn, I bet you wear a trenchcoat in real life too.
>>336208209
Thanks for the tip, but I already got it. I'm just pissed cause I have to start over again.
I had all my units fine and alive, all walls were down, all my units were comfortably moving with the giant tank and it only had one last radiator that I could destroy with pretty much any hit.
Wanna know why I lost? When the reinforcements came their fucking lancer took a few lucky shots from pretty far away and managed to blow up my tank. That's some bad luck huh?
I need more Selvaria lovey dovey doujins
>>336208807
Oh and, of course, all turrets and other units were dead and all the camps safe and sound.
Seriously, I was doing great.
You're probably losing because you are placing your troops in a way that makes it easy for Tits McGee to mow down. When reinforcements arrive, retreat everyone that isnt a Lancer, and focus on getting your Lancers behind the Edelweiss so she doesnt snipe them with her beam shit.
If you can't take down the Batomys, then be prepared for all the other bullshit that the game throws at you, especially considering the subpar AI. Just git gud you fag.
Also stop focusing on getting that sweet A Rank, that's what NG+ is for.
>>336207359
You can do this, but I was able to get my Lancers up there just fine, and with an A Rank to boot.
>>336208807
>"Motherfucking sniper lancers"
>Motherfucking sniper tanks"
I know that feel, it hurts a lot.
I always try to get the Edelweiss in that left corner, near the 1/2 of the Sandstone house (its basically just a triangle, you probably know the one I'm talking about). And park it. Keeps the enemy from getting cheap shots, and keep an engineer behind it.
Engineers are very handy to have on this map, to resupply the lancers.
And keep every non-tank unit out of Selvaria's line-of-sight.
You can do it, senpai. I believe in you.
>>336206043
I dont like this game much either.
Difficulty has nothing to do with it though.
I think the game, at its core, is flawed design wise.
Its a game where youre supposed to control a bunch of random soldiers into war.
However. theres 4 soldier who cannot die, have specific abilities and gives you an enormous advantage (the CPs). Why is that you ask? because they have dialogue obviously.
Why would you do that, they could go the FE way and make you unable to play them because they got hurt or something.
another mechanics that's bad is the leveling system. I don't have a problem with the way the system works but it does not work very well with a permanent death game imo. like whats the point of caring about your guys if you can replace them with another guy who's do the job just as well? "but its about war you dip, soldiers are replaceable" well so is FE and I don't see this kind of bullshit. Anyway gameplay wise its a shitty mechanic.
Also whats the point of picking soldiers, like wow the guy is good on dirt while this one is good on pavement.
the base idea was good but they fucked it up.
just save after every few moves, you fucking idiot. you have the mindset of a pre-teen.
>>336209836
I think it's just a matter of them wanting to streamline the SRPG mechanics, albeit at the cost of defeating the purpose of said mechanics.
Was this not the mostcoziestmap of them all?
I call itCozy Cabin Crucible.
>>336209836
the point of having a bunch of different soldiers was so you could use your favorites without feeling like you were getting fucked over by not using the ones with the best stats like in fire emblem. they even fixed the cp unit problem in the sequels by letting you assign the characters.
>>336210795
Dumb question, but are any of the sequels worth picking up by any chance?
