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UHHHHHHH
>>336178620
th-that stupid cam, capturing my masturbation
IGNORE IT
HELLO EVERYONE
>>336178620
Keemstar being a drama whore and Phil pretending to not be retarded as per usual. Nothing to see here.
To be fair, cam issues would be funnier than anything he did on purpose.
Haven't seen the video so I don't know if it's funnier than his usual hopeless flailing, though.
I'm a bit late to all of this.
Did he actually masturbate and upload it to youtube?
>>336178980
Yes
>>336178980
yes
>>336178961
There was certainly a lot of hopeless flailing in this one too.
>>336178995
>>336179043
wwwwwwwwwwwwwww
>1 thousand threads about a neckbeard who /v/ says they hate in a day
>it's because he was jerking off
How fucking gay are you niggers for DSP, really?
>>336179101
>>336178980
it was a livestream
>40k
will gamesworkshop sue?
>>336179114
/v/ loves to hate him.
Why no eceleb board yet?
What the fuck is hiroshima doing
Today on /v/
Everyone watches a 30 year old masturbate on cam and then proceeds to post endless threads about it like preteens.
I mean I'm not defending this guy at all, but cmon, time could be better spent right?
>>336179281
That would be great, then all you kids could leave and head over there.
>All the people claiming it was a prank
>>336179295
I hate /v/ for a lot of things but not this.
This is really funny.
>>336179295
>come aaaaaan
Hi DSP
Is masturbating really that fun? It's just cream coming out of your peepee it doesn't feel that good at all.
>>336179101what's with the "wwwwwwwwww" thing? I've seen that a bunch of times but idk what it means. I want in on this humor please
POST WEBMS
>>336179295
*a minority of a few retards aka SOK / KWO
WOOOOOOOOOOOOW HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THE CAMERA WAS STILL ON?
AHHHHHH CAHM AAAAAAAHN!
>>336179379
wewlad, out of that whole thing that's what you chose to respond about.
>>336179295
This guy is right, I think we should all leave me alone, he's a really cool guy and he just made a mistake.
Someone post the video
>>336179295
>cmon
Shoo. Go away
>>336179473
Hi Phil
>>336179127
>>336179467
STANDING
>>336179416
it's japanese lol
>>336179416
w = warau
means laughing or lol in Japan
>>336179416
Please don't ruin my day with your newfaggotry. I'm really happy right now. Lurk more.
>>336178620
>>336178620
Seriously, what does he do after this?
1) Try to pretend it never happened. Fail because a legion of autists will bring it up in every stream, comment and twitter feed. Ban/Blocks everyone, shut off comments, channel fails.
2) Double down. Make DSP some kind of weird edgy/fetish channel. Review hentai guro novels and mlp. Dye hair pink, shittalk, booze, many go tranny. Basically run a Chris-Chan routine.
3) An hero.
4) An hero on stream.
This whole episode just emphasizes how capricious and utterly fucking merciless the internet is. Streaming is not worth it. E-celebrity is not worth it. You are one slip up away form eternal infamy and everlasting disgrace.
DSP knows right now for a fact that there are dozens of his most hardcore "fans" out there right now jerking it off to keyframes of this incident and there will be until the day he dies. Can he even go back to a normal job now? Can he even leave the house? Does he still have that freedom?
Fuck this man. Never bought a webcam, never fucking will. Delete your accounts. Delete your emails. Burn your phone. Sell the house. Sell the car. Sell the kids. It's 1997 and you never, EVER, say your real name on the internet.
>>336179416
It's how Japs laugh, you damn tumblr baby.
>>336179473
I said I wasn't defending him, I don't particularly like him either his videos are cancerous but this shit is ridiculous
>>336179594
Ahahaha yes!!
>>336179458
IT'S A BEGINNER'S TRAP NOW I KNOW WHAT TO DO NEXT TIME
TOTAL BEGINNER'S TRAP MAN
>>336179114
Just /v/ acting jerky as usual
See guys having a hot girlfriend isn't that great after all. In the end you'll still be keeping off most of the time
>>336179473
This. Phil is a really great guy. So what if I jacked off on cam once? He puts out tons of quality content and even has a great patreon page.
>>336179416
The Jap word for "laugh" or some shit starts with a W. It's basically the equivalent of typing lololololololol.
>>336179127
does he have a huge bald spot on his goatee or is that a optical illusion?
Does he really need to act like he's not embarrassed? It's fucking embarrassing for something like that to happen to you, no one is going to be surprised over you being embarrassed about it.
>>336179295
better than the cancerous retards spamming their ebin /b/ tier DaS3 cheating threads
>>336179613
Like you pathetic weebs are any better
>>336178620
To be fair. He's handling it all pretty well. I'm a bit impressed.
>>336179467
>>336179562
https://youtu.be/tEbHp89iCaM
>>336179675
that's his face
>>336179458ALE CUISINE
>>336179603
In 1997 steve was chopping wood
>>336179127
Ho-lee FUCK
>>336179710
Why would he be embarrassed? it's a natural thing to do you fucking virgin.
>>336179416
笑
>>336179654
fucking bullshit man. how was I supposed to know not to masturbate on stream? theThe game NEVER explains this pssssh whatever
>>336179603
He could just laugh at his "mistakes" like any normal person would
>>336179256
>2012
So he's done this before?
>>336179613
>>336179740
both tumblr and 4chan has their fair share of autism
it's like a big playground
>>336179429
http://sendvid.com/udf2sd5w
Im Fap to (RISE)
Im Fap to (GLOW)
Im Fap to (FLY)
Im Fap to (SOAR)
Im Fap to (WAR)
Let the truth be (TOLD)
I feel on fire when my semen (FLOW)
>>336179603
I don't think he really cares. Just look at his twitter.
Can't kill based phil.
>>336179715
why do you even go on /v/? At least that shit is about videogames and not "muh streamer" culture
>>336179902
+ he's going to get a ton of publicity from this.
what the fuck is wrong with this place
>>336179760
TOP KEK
>>336179883
I'm fucking crying, keep the edits coming
>AHAHAHAAHHA HE MASTRUBATED ON STREAM
>ON STREAM xD
>I BET HE DOES POOPOO ON THE BATHROM TOO
Can you fuckwits grow up already, holy shit
>>336179823
Beating your meat live on camera to an audience of ~100 people by accident is neither natural and would be fucking embarrassing for any normal person.
>>336180028
Don't be so embarrassed DSP, this kind of stuff is expected for a growing boy.
>>336180028
What, do you just leave the stall door wide open when you're shitting in a public bathroom because "lol shitting is natural why would i even WANT privacy?"
there will be a day, when people do that stuff just for attention and 1 hour of fame
hory shet so I check the catalogue and it's filled with people making threads about someone who fapped on stream.
Where are the videogames
>>336180229
Video games are fucking gay
>>336180213
I already do it because my fans say I look like a girl
>>336180229
>where are the videogames
You're 4 years too late friend
>>336179760
This wasn't fair.
>>336179295
lol I post this and only get two serious responses and the rest thinking that I'm siding with him
>>336180281
Post feminine penis
>>336180189
DSPacha when
I am currently fapping
>>336180229
We must be going to different /v/s. All I see is threads about video games in the catalogue.
>>336180387
It's small and pink though?
>>336180448
How's that going for you?
>>336179883
Rock! Ready! No! Stop! Yeah
It's getting tense up over my cock
>>336179760
>>336179295
If you've got a better suggestion, make a thread.
>>336180536
>implying I haven't
>>336180370
Cry some more
We have all watched him scatter his sorrow to the heartless sea
>>336179883
your job isnt done till you edit the entire tune
THREAD IS ON AUTOSAGE
REMINDER WE'RE BEING CENSORED
FIGHT CENSORSHIP BACK AND DO NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT DSP JACKING IT OFF, THIS IS ABOUT FREEDOM OF SPEECH AND CONSTITUTIONAL PRINCIPALS
>>336180710
>cry
wewlad
People can't have fun anymore can they
>>336179883
HAHAHAHA
>>336180989
Gotta publicly denounce any drama so that people stop talking about it whilst also thinking that you're a crusader for good.
The guy seems like a FAGGOT
