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Melee/Smash tourney in Toronto. SWEDES are both eliminated-- one via Samus, one via food poisoning.
Hbox vs. Young Link | Axe right now
stream @ ClashTournaments
>>336164415
1st for don't reply to obvious bait.
hboxwinslol
these bombs
Appreciate the Neutral-game you impatient fuckers.
This is torture. I quit.
hbox wins!
fuck hbox, i hope his dad fucking dies in his sleep
i feel so tired now
quack
>Armada isn't here to save us from HBox
>>336164746
his dad's already dead
>yfw mang0 is the only spacie left
>hungrycuck finally off stage
AXE SALT
no sir, I don't like it
Wow. Duck beat Leffen and Westballz in losers
>more floaty matches
Going to take a nap.
This Tournament went from hype to shit in a minute. Even the crowd his thinned out
>about to win the tournament
>top player in the world
>engineering degree
>fat bank balance
>cute gf
Is there anything our boy can't do?
Current bracket?
Maybe now people will start appreciating Armada and what he does for the game.
The actual savior in Melee standing against HBox.
>>336164826
m2k can honestly do it if he plays like he did game 1 against hbox at summit
>>336165061
M2K will save us from HBOX
>>336165045
be likable
>>336164993
Mango is the only spacie left, not counting M2K
Did armada actually get food poisoning? That sucks.
>>336164878
Mango isn't even the best fox there.
>>336165114
Fucking kek
>>336165045
thats not pnda faggot go bait your ass hole
When did Armada transplant his RNG into MacD?
>>336165142
He ate some shitty poutine apparently
>>336165045
>our boy
>>336165156
the fuck are you on dumbass
Mang0
Axe
MacD
Duck
Hungrybox
m2k
whose fox is better?
>>336165045
Who is that monster
Hbox has an attractive gf
>>336164993
this is why no one should care for character diversity in top 8, I mean it's cute to have matchups we don't usually see and upkeeping the illusion of a "healthy meta", but when it comes down to it spacies are just interesting to watch and are the reason Melee has been carried for over a decade and a half now
>>336165045
>tfw Hbox is my favorite player
Put the space furries to sleep my boy
Mango was extremely close to beating Hbox last time, it's definitely not out of the question he pulls it off this time
This commentary gave me cancer.
Bring back D1 and Prog.
>>336165045
>engineering degree
lmao get a real degree nerd
>>336165240
>implying there is such a thing as non-shitty poutine
>>336165398
He won't be able to get through m2k
>>336164861
I came
>>336165398
This time last year it would've been a foregone conclusion that Mango would have taken it.
What happened, boys?
>>336165045
>Cute GF
Where? What the fuck is that monster next to him.
>>336165427
>D1 and Prog
How did this Top 8 get so shit so fast
>>336165579
>A FUCKING SWORD
YOU ARE GOD DAMN RIGHT THAT WOULD BOTHER A PLAYER
>>336165240
Well d'uh, they are in Ontario.
It's like going to mexico and expecting good french cuisine.
PPMD PLEASE COME BACK AND FUCKING SPARE US FROM THIS BULL SHIT
>>336165496
You can never count on M2K to beat anyone. He might, if he's having a good day, but it's just as likely he'll get depressed and give it up for free.
>>336165521
Mango has become a lazy alcoholic without the drive needed to win.
>>336165705
>PPMD
>winning again
>ever
>>336165597
Swedes gone
Also this is a rare time where i'm actually waiting for hbox-mang0 instead of dreading it
>>336165282
Hax "Can you give me a hand?" Money
is this the worst fucking tournament since idk ??
>>336165723
He really straddles both sides of the extremes.
Plays amazingly, or just like utter trash.
>>336165705
why is ppmd never at any competitioN? i've only ever heard of him.
Hi boys what would be a good secondary for a Sheik main?
Plup is a good teacher
>>336165857
tipped off 11
Is Marth vs Hbox next in winner's?
>>336165886
Depression and literally low test
>wes and leffen lost to this
lol
>>336165857
i mean Pound top 8 was pretty bad
>>336165886
PPMD's health issues prevent him from consistently performing.
>>336165886
Health issues.
>>336165857
Pound was a snorefest
>>336165749
Pretty much this desu.
I blame his stream. When you make enough money to support yourself and your family just entertaining retards on twitch all the time it probably kills your competitive spirit. I do think last year kind of woke him up from that and that he's putting in the effort now though, but he's got a lot of catching up to do and I don't know if he'll ever make it back to where he was.
>>336165902
Peach for IC
>>336165521
He got some woman who cucks him pregnant
>Hbox poisoned Armada
>Hbox used his connections to deport Leffen, making him be out of practice forever
>Hbox bullies PP making him further depressed
>Hbox transferred his 2nd place curse to mango
Is there no hope against 666XX? M2k will never go back to Big House 3, he's forever on tilt
>>336165826
Hax isn't even in the tourney you dumbass. Plus mang0 bodied hax in the fox ditto
>>336165902
Puff is the best secondary for any character imo
>>336165886
LITERALLY Low Test
>>336165927
Wasn't tipped off 11 the one where ice got upset by a Puff and Druggedfox raped wizzy in grands and a fire alarm got pulled
Cuz that was fucking legendary
>>336165951
Why doesn't he like thick women?
CANT
KEK
THE
DUCK
>>336166075
Hbox has been setting this up since 2008. He WILL be the champion of melee, no matter how many bodies fall at his feet
>>336166154
Not meme low test, literally low test.
>>336166136
no one knows because everyone was watching smash summit lmao
>>336165749
>>336166032
>that Battle of the 5 Gods documentary
It was honestly one of the worst things I've watched. Nothing but showing him playing a match for a bit, then an interview where he talks about how he's playing worse than usual. Repeat for every single match until the tournament is over. Afterwards bragging how he has a peak above everyone else.
I really don't see how he's charismatic, he never properly gives credit to opponents who beat him.
>>336166176
That doesnt even rhyme
>>336166296
#cutforduck
Who will rise again and save melee from hungrybox armada gf everytime?
hax
mang0
m2k
PPMD
westballz
someone new?
i think our only chance is mango, leffen or someone new coming up. PPMD and hax are probably done, westballz peaked and m2k is past his prime
>>336166296
Armada-esque
>>336166352
>m2k
i fukken wish
>>336166202
>20ZZ is here
>melee finally dies with a snore
>Toad
Only works once every tournament
>>336166336
is cuck filtered again test
>>336165857
Summit 2 was looking like the best top 8 ever until top 4 happened and it was suddenly just really fucking depressing
>>336166352
who is plup
>>336166296
>MacD playing well
Delete this
>>336166296
What a stimulating and difficult punish game, how do Peach players do it?
>>336165902
Depends.
Are you having trouble with jigs? Get a fox
Trouble with iCes? Get peach
Fire either matchup, it doesn't require much technical.
I say this in theory, tho. Because there is no way that you or anyone you play with knOw the matchup enough for you to seriously consider secondaries
What demon do Peach mains sell their souls to?
No mere human can pull stichfaces out of their ass like this?
>>336166075
>smashed Hax's hand with a hammer in his sleep
>made Plup his Darth Vader
>took away Westballz's addy
Hbox did it all, nobody can stop him
>>336166468
He can't beat hungrybox
There needs to be a mic close to the crowd to pick up their noise
>>336166521
Minutes of intense practice
>>336166352
>hax$
rip
>mang0
literally wants to be a streamer more then a champion
>m2k
actually maybe?
>ppmd
he needs a coach or to watch his old videos of him being hype at tournaments
>westballs
legit missing chromosome
>>336166352
>Hax
Hands are done
>Mang0
Makes too many streambux to care
>M2K
Focuses on Sm4sh. Hands are almost Hax tier
>PPMD
No way he'll ever be great again
>Westballz
Addy abuse will get to him
>>336166352
Fucking nobody. Unless Leffen gets to go to America again and start playing frequently, Melee is doomed for eternal Armada vs HBox Grand Finals.
It's funny. Leffen has the drive but not the resources to practice, whereas Mango has the resources but not the drive.
>>336165045
Have better wins than Armada
>>336166352
If pp ever fixes his shit, he's smart enough that he can do it
Otherwise no one looks even cloy
MacD is RAPING duck
>>336166352
Plup, maybe, if he keeps improving.
I thought MacD was getting sued for rape or something, why is he still allowed to play?
>>336166559
>Took over swedish parliament and brought a million muslims to sweden in hopes of stopping Armada
>Put estrogen pills in PPMD's food
>Introduced m2k to minecraft so he can't focus on melee
Hbox knows his enemy.
>>336166931
3 homos arguing on plebbit won't prevent him from playing
>>336166468
Plup fucked up by switching to a bad character like Sheik instead of a spacie.
Duck absolutely cucked.
I fucking hate Samus mains so this makes me happy. Also it's my worst matchup as an aspiring Peach main, well maybe behind ganondorf.
How autistic do you have to be to become a top 10 player in this game?
>>336166352
Leffen if he could get more top level practice.
I also think Plup is very likely since he is one of the few left in top 10 who has a fucking brain and isn't limited by his character
LET'S GO AXE
Sorry Axe but Mang0 is our only hope
the GOAT has arrived
>>336167081
fuk u
>>336167128
you just have to play for 9 years and make a blood sacrifice
>>336167081
go do something else, leffen
>>336167128
moderate autism is appreciated, but not necessary
If there is a god in heaven m2k will beat hbox so we don't have to suffer though an hbox GF again
>>336167205
why does mang0 look like he has downs in that photo
>>336167205
>rooting for reddit
>>336167205
>the GOAT has arrived
But armada dropped out of the tournament. Do you mean he arrived to watch top 8?
>Only Mango could have
No. Fuck off. Mango is great, but the shit he does is not that unique.
I'm so sick of this insane dickriding.
>>336167346
mang0 hates reddit, i should know i sub to his channel
>bracket says that Axe beat Leffen
Wait, what?
Video?
http://www.mediafire.com/download/vj5wj4ues91jcg1/PlSsNr.dat
>>336167396
but he plays the game like no other !
>>336167413
>autism
>>336167445
Axe cheated and threw hot coffee in Leffen's face.
>>336166616
>>336166660
It's a shame that Hax had to go out the way he did, he was so close to breaking the barrier between Gods and Tier 2 players. He was essentially Leffen before Leffen started getting good really fast.
Alas, Hax was doomed be inconsistent as hell and die out relatively fast with how fucking precise and fast he was with Fox.
>>336167081
>aspiring peach main
heres your (you)
>>336167445
None up yet. But, he did just barely win. Played insanely well in game 3 and 5. Even SD'd once in game 5 when he was up a stock.
The pop off was real.
>>336167445
see here for leffen's run >>336160503
>>336167646
>Played 10 hours a day
>Never rested his hands or did stretches
>wonders why his hands burned out
Novice mistake
>people rooting for M2k
Reddit please go. Hbox has this in the bag
what is this
How did someone like Mango get as good as he is anyway? He doesn't seem like the type
>>336167671
i am a peach main though. you do realize she's the 6th most represented of the top characters, right above falcon?
axe's edge guards are amazing
>>336167773
He actually has genetic hand problems thanks for paying attention.
>>336167851
Been playing the game since he was in the womb
Mango is gonna lose to axe again and his fan babies are gonna argue that he's still comparable to armada and Hbox.
Honestly he's probably overall worse than m2k at this point.
>>336167851
Literally having no other option for a career, the guy didnt even finish high school i think
>>336167819
>not understanding that people like to root for the underdog
>>336167884
Proof?
>that edgeguard
>>336167819
>2013
>return of the king
>never again
MANGO NATION IN RUINS
LET'S GO AXE
>>336167819
they said that about m2k and armada during summit
tonight's the the night
mango come on :(
fuck this shit, if mango can't even get to hbox i'm losing faith in the kid.
>>336167819
To be fair his record vs armada is even worse and he made that work somehow
>>336167773
He only won something like $15k over 8 years and his hands are completely ruined by 22 yo. What a retard
>That shine
Axe got robbed
WHAT IN THE FUCK, FUCK FOX
OH SHIT
Can we all agree that these two are the worst commentators?
>>336168028
HA
HA
HA
HA
never sleep on the kid. he always clutches it out when it matters
>>336168110
>mango dickriders
underage b&
That shine just proved why Fox is the best character.
It doesn't matter if your goal is percent or positioning, Fox still has a chance to take it away from you.
MANG0 PLS
The homie plays
it's literally impossible to hate mang0
>>336168225
I wish PAL was the tournament standard
>>336168280
yeah they're trash
can't win tournaments so let's be LE HOMIE and give free stocks
>>336168286
(You]
>>336168280
>Canada
More like Indochina
Honestly I fucking hate how Mango has been netting wins recently
It seems like he repeatedly gets outplayed throughout the game and then pulls some magical fox shit last stock
every player has some stupid thing they do to give themselves confidence
mango gives the homie stocks
westballz multishines between stocks
axe taunts and ledge cancels
>>336168346
Fucking what? Axe thought he had a jump, that's why the shine killed, axe just didn't up B
Fuck off
Nigger sonic get fucked
What match is next? I want to go outside but idk if the next match is worth it
>>336168286
I wonder if people are going to sleep on mango's grave when he dies.
>>336168390
you don't win tournaments doing that
you winhearts
/v/ proving they're all fucking netplay babies once again.
Keep on crying more about Fox.
i told you guys. mang0 is no westballz, at least he fucking makes it to the gods.
>gives stock
>still wins
HIDF you can stop now
The dream is dead. Hbox is sure to win this shit. Mango will go out like a buster.
>>336168432
yeah it's super frustrating to watch.
I don't even particularly dislike mang0, but it def seemed both axe in this tourney and plup last week outplayed him for the majority of the set and then just lost at the last minute.
>>336168486
m2k hbox methinks
>it's a "fox pulls a lethal upsmash out of his ass" episode
m 2 k
RETURN OF THE KING LET'S GOOOOO
>m2k v hbox
M2K HUNGRYBOX LETS GOO
there's nothing that can stop the classic from happening
>Blamming mang0 for not choking.
>>336168679
Pika can do that exact same thing.
>>336168704
>m2k's fox
>M2K picks Fox
>m2k goes fox against hbox
Fucking why
>Crowd chanting and you can barely hear it on stream
What a blunder of production
>fox
It's over
Close your tab
It's fucking over I said!
m2k has so many characters and he choses the one Hbox is best against
>M2K fox
Welp, HBox GF again
>m2k picked fox
I'm calling a four stock
>>336168432
doesn't matter, winners get the W because they either earned it or took it because the other person couldn't earn it, irregardless of the means to that end
pls win m2k!
beat that mexican!
I thought that was the actual set considering it's exactly what it would look like. I don't blame M2K for laser spamming jigglynigger though.
>>336168679
Pikachu's upsmash is better retard
>>336168785
>barely hear it
Are you deaf
I really, really want M2K to win this one, but I know deep down it is not happening.
M2K, please at least try Marth ONCE
>m2k went fox last time vs hbox and lost 1-3
>never tried out marth
>m2k says he doesn't play marth when he is sad
gg pack it up
Jason "MUH MATCHUPS" Zimmerman
Just go marth you clown
>another fucking Hbox GF
>it's a hbox grand finals
That first stock though
>m2k still not going marth vs hbox
retarded literally
>>336168814
When will m2k learn
geez
>fox
yea gg
Reminder Hungrybox is not a US citizen
it hurts to watch bros
>m2k down by 3 stocks in 1 minute
RIP
>>336168920
>a [vowel sound]
kys family
>the marth chants
THE MARTH CHANT
>crowd cheers marth
>m2k just decides to get dunked as fox again
>>336168920
When will they come up with a new strategy instead of just spamming fox against him
>>336169020
it's pronounced "haych"
Is it just me, or does M2K have a really good combo game on Puff? I mean, as good as it gets. You don't really see Mango or Armada pull any strings on her, only stray hits. Especially Mango seems to pull these crazy reads out his ass and Armada just plays intelligently and forces Hbox to do things that leaves him open. M2K seems to be able to actually get combos in. Weird.
Is it random in melee when you upsmash someone and kill them: whether or not the character will fall slowly in the background screaming, or hit the screen and return to fight quickly?
Sorry, I tried to make that sentence make as much sense as possible.
LET'S FUCKING GO JASON
>>336168858
>90% of fox kills are upsmash
>axe has to work hard to gimp people and edgeguard most of the time
this meme doesn't mean shit when fox has a million ways to set it up and pika doesn't
ITS A MEW2KING MAKES IT TO GRAND FINALS EPISODE
Mango is the luckiest guy in the fuck>>336169124
No it's not, what the fuck? It's pronounced eich
>>336169124
>australian shitposter confirmed
>>336169146
it's based on velocity and the region of the blast zone the character reaches.
>>336169124
>haych
>>336169146
yeah in fact some games have been decided by that dying off the top animation because the game doesn't count you as dead until your character disappears
>>336169146
yeah
this is why people have to DI a rest super hard to die off the side rather than the top, so they can come back in time to punish
PLEASE M2K
Good job m2k
Stop doing lasers when hes so close though
>>336169146
> how is it determined whether a character gets start ko'd or screen ko'd?
Idk, senpai
>>336169225
>>336169278
I was just wondering cause maybe hbox can save himself after he rests someone and can recover before they return for their free kill.
>>336169176
m2k is pretty shoe-in for GF since Armada is out, mang0 nation is in shambles and leffen is out
dreamland clapping is terrible
>dreamland
gg hbox already has this
>Watching M2K get rekt by Hbox
I just want it to be over, man.
Guys I have been wondering for years
Some characters, if not all, have two different getup attacks when they lay on the ground (not the one from thee ledge) that I know for a fact do NOT have anything to do with 100%
How is it determined?
>It's a Hungrybox gets second place episode
>>336169386
at this level of play, people know when they're gonna get rested so they try and make sure they die off the sides so they have the longest time to punish
>>336169465
Whether you're on your back or not
>>336169465
whether the character lands on his stomach or back
>>336169465
a and b button
>>336169465
Wheter you fell on your belly or your back.
>>336169386
Nah, if that were to be possible than hbpx's opponent would just go for up throw bair. With enough percentage, its not possible
Could the tournament not afford to get good commentators?
>>336169607
>>336169592
>>336169590
T-the characzters don't always lay the same?
Holy fuck, I've been playing since 2002, I never knew. I love melee.
>>336169637
No one wants to go to 10 degree canada during the summer time
>>336169637
Leffen commentary would be the tits
>>336165857
It's funny because EMG turned down working for this because they knew EGL's management team was a mess.
What version of Dave's Stupid Rule is being used at this tournament?
>>336169723
Too bad he killed himself.
>>336169687
yeah go get tossed around by a cpu for a bit and you'll see it
Every fucking match he plays against Hbox, he keeps full jumping. Fucking why? Short hop, nigga.
>>336169637
Kinda
Scar and Toph are busy
D1 is in Kawait
literally who else does Melee have?
Besides these guys are alright. I hear them on TLoC a lot
>>336169852
It's called hyperbole.
M2K
M2K
M2K
GAME FIVE LET'S GO JASON
I BELIEVE IN YOU M2K
ITS A GAME 5 EPISODE
OUR BOY
HE CAN DO IT
Is he back?
HYPE2KING HYPE2KING HYPE2KING HYPE2KING HYPE2KING HYPE2KING HYPE2KING HYPE2KING HYPE2KING HYPE2KING HYPE2KING HYPE2KING HYPE2KING HYPE2KING HYPE2KING HYPE2KING HYPE2KING HYPE2KING HYPE2KING HYPE2KING HYPE2KING HYPE2KING HYPE2KING HYPE2KING HYPE2KING HYPE2KING HYPE2KING HYPE2KING HYPE2KING HYPE2KING
>>336169958
>Kuwait
why?
EVERYONE GIVE YOUR ENERGY TO JASON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaNvBLIEgrQ
OUR GUY
>>336169852
https://twitter.com/TSM_Leffen/status/726880752072314880
>>336169958
pretty much everybody at summit. lovage, crimson blur, hmw and phil
oh boy time for a g5 dreamland hbox win
THE READ
COME ON JASON
Let's fucking go M2K
>>336169958
Scar and toph are good, but D1? There's tons of good commentators like HMW and Phil, Wife, Wobbles...so many more. What the fuck, dude.
let's go m2k
desu i kinda like the poo in the loo duo
>m2k dies
crowd quiet
>hbox dies
crowd erupts
fuck puff
>>336170043
No idea
I'm from the Future.
Hungrybox wins.
THE KANG
2 STOCKS AWAY
>>336170114
D1 is underrated af because its memely to hate him
LEND M2K YOUR POWER
\o/
Jesus
Even if he loses he's getting closer and closer to #1
He focuses on smash 4 for a bit and people forget the beast that is m2k
m2k :(
nvm
sad2king
I thought maybe jason could
BTFO
MANGO WINS
>it's a sad2king episode
alright fuck this, hbox is the worst
dude hbox wins lmao
I hope M2K doesn't take that loss hard. Unlike Summit he didn't really fuck up and played really well. Such a close set.
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR
FOX IS TOP TIER HOW CAN IT LOSE TO A SHIT TIER LIKE JIGGLYPUFF
>still rooting for M2K
Give it a rest.
>>336170148
I sure could do with a time machine that lets me travel 30 seconds into the past.
Can I borrow it?
EVERY TIME
I HATE THIS FUCKING GAME
Why does this faggot always do this? Does he want to prove to himself or the crowd that he can beat Hbox with fox?
Just play marth, you stupid fag.
I HATE YOU SO MUCH HBOX
FUCK
is this the death of melee?
;_______________;
>>336169949
It's conditioning Hbox to be unprepared for something out of the blue like a grab or a shhfl.
god isn't real
WHY
>sad2king
Hope he doesn't take that loss too hard. He did decent things considering.
Every time M2K got knocked back towards the edge, he teched outwards and got a fat bair to the face and gimped. Every time.
M2K plays really predictably against Hbox for some reason.
M2K...
can't wake up
>>336169958
Wobbles' iterally sponsored for competition and commentary. Plus he has experience with not vish (sorry the other guys name escapes me)
Webs? Idk know this events books, fuck
>>336170324
yes he is
>loses
>sits in silence starts doing hand warmers
Have you ever seen someone so selfish that they reduce matches to total snorefests and ruin the hype just to win some money?
Oh man I thought MacD made it to losers finals for a sec there. How did he make it this far, dream bracket?
>DUCK 3-1 over Leffen
AHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>336170024
sad2king :(
Watching HBOX is always great
Get fucked memers
Hbox's making me hate this game
>he still thinks he'll be coming back to merrica anytime soon
The dream is dead.
I feel like everyone is outplaying hbox but puff is so fucking stupid he can just pull everything out of his ass and win
>m2k spent the entire last game firing unsafe lasers
>Beefin it
Thanks Jason. You literally let America down.
If he didn't rush into all those back airs, he could've done it. He just needs more practice against that move, and I'm sure he can do it. He was mixing up his recovery with shine stalls, which not many others do, and it was also working out for him.
im out
not watching another shitty campfest GF
>It's an Hbox wins/gets 2nd place episode
>It's a sad2king episode
It's a sad M2K episode
I unironically want Hbox to win this. One year ago Melee was stagnating due to the overuse of Fox, now the Great Disruptor is uprooting the status quo and he's going to include /v/ in kicking and screaming.
i will defeat hungrybox give me a year
>>336170043
Biggest middle eastern fighting game tournament I believe
The miracle never happen
>>336170480
At least Fox dittos are fun to watch since they take an incredible amount of technical skill from both players.
>westballz will never develop a decent neutral
>we'll never see a falco in gf
>>336170480
And now more people use Fox because it's the best character against Jiggs
>>336170424
This really. Puff is the ultimate gimmick character. Even more so than ICs
>>336170416
if he marries macd can he become a citizen?
Is m2k going to keep trying?
>>336170480
>jiggly wins
>anything but stagnant
>>336170545
sounds like a blast
>>336170565
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Do you guys really enjoy watching that fat retard getting free wins every weekend?
Lol this is why nobody takes melee seriously
>MacD vs Mango losers quarters
How the fuck did this happen?
What if MacD wins lol
>>336170624
Armada sick, that's how
>it's another "the loser finals is the real GF" episode
>it's a "Decent player gets bodied by mang0 in losers" episode
>>336170565
pfft
>>336170445
this desu
had some good sets tho
>>336170624
MacD got powered up with kirbykaze cummies
>>336170690
Weird shit happens when the Swedes are missing.
>>336170565
get a load of this guy
>>336170653
Dude mang0 would give his life to prevent a Peach-Puff Grand Finals
>>336170610
>>336170704
Am I wrong?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsOEGPLa1Z4
>>336170621
>Do you guys really enjoy watching that fat retard getting free wins every weekend?
I know you're trolling, but you already know the answer to that.
>its a "contrarians on /v/ root for Hbox" episode
>>336170624
Who cares d-smash shitter is free
>>336170653
>MacD starts winning a lot
>starts to dress like Armada more and more
>Grand Finals at Evo is a literal clone match
>MacD wins and steals Armada's identity
>the real Armada is never seen again
>>336170784
yes
>>336170784
everyone who's not a tr4sh no items memer is incorrect :^)
>>336170581
>>336170424
then why is hbox the only one playing puff at a high level?
>mfw wizzy liked starfox zero
is he not our guy anymore?
>>336170792
better https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGSDtPIzUSc
>>336170862
No one who has followed smash for more than a year is unironically rooting for juan the fatty
>>336170862
at least my player wins, cuck
>macd placing higher than leffcuck
i like seeing salty leffb as much as the next mangocuck but what the FUCK happened??
>>336170821
Is ZeRo still not traveling to tournaments for health reasons?
Is he ever going to come back?
>>336170904
Boring as fuck to play
>>336170954
I am
>>336167205
>Mang0
>taking a tournament seriously
see every comment about Mang0
He's making too many streambux to care. He tries just enough so that people will suck his dick for the next decade.
>>336170954
convince me to hate hbox
>>336170904
probably because playing puff isn't fun
>>336170480
I wouldn't mind if it was a samus, mario, pikachu or literally any other character in the game taking all the tournaments.
Puff is just not fun to watch.
>>336170926
Are there people on here that complain about Wizzy? I love Wizzy.
Mac D? More Suc D.
>>336170926
Wizzy is NOT our guy. He plays like a boring faggot get the fuck out
>>336170904
Because he gayed the character so hard Mango had to switch mains to save face?
>>336170876
MacD is pretty good, but Armada's Peach is on another level. MacD's edgeguards can't even compare to Armada's.
>>336168858
>Minimal knockback advantage
>Worse range, worse sorespot
>Can't be set up as easily
Yeah, so much better you moron
>>336170954
>Implying I haven't been watching since 2009
>Implying I don't like seeing space animals get rekt by a poofy pink puffball
>Implying I don't like to drink the tears of button mashers
>>336170992
Who cares about that fat fuck. Heart disease when?
>>336170992
He'll come back once the new patch drops
imagine macd unplugging someone's life support
>>336170904
>why are some players better than others?
Because he knows how to utilise puffs strengths to her absolute pinnacle.
![504622ae5660f50a3f65a4f76bdceaf1425bbdadf83a1a3b06f4ca5336b7471f_1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/eyo0DAS.jpg "504622ae5660f50a3f65a4f76bdceaf1425bbdadf83a1a3b06f4ca5336b7471f 1[1]")
Do you think M2K will break out Marth anymore for this tourney?
>>336171035
Even IC?
>>336171056
I know, I'm just joking.
>m2k has to beat mango again to have a chance to beat hbox with his marth
it's not going to happen is it??
well it was fun watching with you guys but i know hungrybox will have to play another set, so
bye
>>336171146
At least post melee models.
>>336171028
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAMsQSiVCYw
He's faux humble and a hype killer.
Whenever he loses, he just sits there all sad. Often, he glimpses at the camera to see it's still on him. Did I mention he's an engineer??
>>336171146
>ifunny
:^))))
probably not
>>336171003
>>336171034
surely if by playing that character you get top 3 every time you can get over that fact right?
does marth have such a bad matchup against jiggs?
>>336170947
even better https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXe8-rfq25A
>>336171146
If he gets into GF, I guarantee he'll go Marth against hbox.
>>336170926
Tbqh the ship stages were great. Its just every gimmick stage kinda sucked
>>336171220
>He's faux humble
Thats a good way to describe him
>>336171146
Good chance against mango, he's all about taking fox to FD with marth.
>>336171146
>sad2king mode on
no.
he'll probably go sheik vs mang0
>>336170926
i want to fuck wizzy's boipucci
>>336171061
I don't understand. You're rooting for someone who's boring as hell, because others don't like him? You're not making people mad, you're just a contrarian. You're free to like what you want, but goddamn, I can't imagine how dull it must be to cheer for Hbox just to tick others off.
>>336170954
>wanting foxes to win
i bet you hate wobbling too
>>336171146
He's going to keep going Fox even though Marth wins the MU too and Hbox doesn't have nearly as much Marth exp.
>>336171232
Marth win or goes even with the rest of the cast
>>336167851
Barely graduated high school and I'm pretty sure he's never had a job in his life.
Being good at Melee was literally his only choice in life, besides being homeless.
>>336171231
Not really, you bore yourself for hundreds of hours to gwt a few minutes of happiness
>>336171232
No but there aren't enough GOOD Marth mains to learn the match up. I think PP could do it and I wish m2k would fucking try to learn it.
>>336171232
no it's very unexplored
>>336170992
He's too busy lying to his twitter followers about his "health issues" when it's really his personal life that is the issue.
>>336171003
>>336171034
>>336171052
because being one of the best smash players in the world is so easy but most people just think its "boring"
jesus i cant
Cmon MacD
Just one game!!!!!!!! Please!!!
>>336171231
you play the game to have fun. It's not like smash has any real money in it
>>336171061
Being atrollis underrated, tbqbhwyf.
>>336171350
then why doesn't m2k go marth for that
his marth is just better
>>336171416
lel
>>336171412
What?
>MacD has been playing from behind
>>336171345
>ou're rooting for someone who's boring as hell, because others don't like him?
How is that what i said? I said I like seeing hbox stomp other players.
>I like seeing mang0 style all over players
>That's ok
>I like seeing hbox rest players
>Uh excuse me you actually don't like hbox you just a contrarian
MacDone
the 30 that absolutely no one saw coming
>rapist eliminated
>>336171481
Because he's a robot who wants to use Fox
lol m2k
>>336171515
No, it's not that. I just like watching exciting gameplay is all. Puff jumping around the ledge for 6 minutes isn't exciting at all.
westy talking to a qt in the front row
20BC time
>>336171631
>it's a "we pretend fox vs. fox is interesting" episode
>>336171412
The question was why puff isn't used more
>m2k asking Mango to move over to the other seat
>>336171412
>jesus i cant
>>>/tumblr/
Honestly unless Armada or Leffen is playing i'm kinda rooting for Hbox to see the tears of mang0 nation
>>336171631
For you
that phanton
>>336171232
he can sword her feet, i dunno why he doesn't try to make it work
there's no glaring weakness there
>>336171232
Its just very frustrating that youre floaty enough to get wall of paind in the middle of stage, and you cant even juggle her like other floaties.
Fair combined with his ground speed is a actually a good counter poke against bair
>>336171767
Or M2K in this case
>>336171701
ok, so why aren't Ness, G&W, and Link played more? "too boring" as well?
>constant complaints about sm4sh top 8 coming up on main stream
>melee is taking ages and is another "mew2king chokes and hungrybox wins" episode
>that's okay though
i will never understand this community
>>336171631
he wasnt doing that vs m2k
>>336171695
How is it not? It's fast-paced, has a lot of different playstyles and combos and doesn't last more than 4 minutes.
>>336171858
exterior like fish eggs
>>336171767
>not m2k
Mango nation has been in ruins for months
>>336171232
playing marth vs jiggs is super annoying as marth
because she has very fast horizontal aerial movement
and marth relies on spacing
>Mango switched from Falco to Fox because he was getting rekt by HBox for so long
kek
>>336171953
i can exercise you
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>336171919
have you been watching melee for more than a few months? it gets stale as fuck
>>336171895
ness and g&w are terrible, Link is barely mid-tier
>>336171895
because they suck?
I want m2k to win but only Mango has a chance against hbox
is m2k in top 8 for smash 4?
>>336171897
smash 4 players are second class citizens compared to melee
I don't see why they even let them play on stream
>>336172051
this, don't root for another 3-0.
>>336172017
this could be your phys-ed
>>336171897
Hopefully, since Melee GFs will be done before Sm4sh top 8, most of the shitposters will leave.
FLAVOR
LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE.
>>336171149
At least IC's require some kind of setup to get the grab into wobble. Wobbles' play is a work of art. Now on the other hand, Nintendude...
LIKE A DAMN
FIDDLE!
>>336172058
yep, i think he's gonna win too
>>336171352
>literally
>his only choice
Except he couldve chosen to not be a loserhe's actually successful, but you know what I mean
>>336172203
these commentators are goobers
they've been saying dumb shit all night
>>336172170
cheat on your man homie ah i can't make it shit's stuck
>>336172283
>you will never be a successful streamer
TIE A NOOSE
Why did they take out Hyrule Castle from Smash 64 across the board? I understand that there's a slight possibility of camping, but it never actually tended to happen much and one of the few joys of Smash 64 was the wall and ceiling combos due to lack of techs.
The game became so fucking boring, fuck Dreamland.
Is Melee nearing its death?
that disrespect, doing what mango fucked up so badly
T
H
E
K I N G
>m2k's Marth of FD
m2k will never lose on FD ever again after that SmashCon shit
M2K DESERVES TO WIN
HE HAD BOTCHED CIRCUMCISION JUST GIVE HIM THIS
>>336172339
Will their brown skin save them from the SJW onslaught?
reminder that people who shit on puff in melee are the same people who shit on WFT in sm4sh and are absolute cancer on the scene.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbbfHRMtuuI
>>336172472
WFT can do some cool shit but is generally pretty boring to watch, similar to Sonic
>THIS GUY
>THESE GUYS
>THIS GUY
>THESE GUYS
god these commentators are shit
>>336172472
implying melee players ever touch that tr4sh game
>>336172430
why do you know this?and how bad is it?
>all these phantoms
>>336172430
>HE HAD BOTCHED CIRCUMCISION
>>336172472
>wft in sm4sh
huh? she sucks
>>336172597
this plot armor is some gay shit
>go grab some Zet's after the SFV tournament at EGLX last night
>was only at the event for street fighter but a group of kids at the restaurant noticed my shirt and asked me some questions about the show
>the girl there was going on about how someone named hungrybox was hitting on her and it was creepy as fuck
I'm guessing the guy in OP is him
also the only smash player I recognize on sight is mew2king and he looked really fucking annoyed by everything at all times
>>336172472
Optimal WFT is some of the most boring shit I've ever had the unfortuanate opportunity of ever watching or playing against. Last time I talked to a WFT main they said she has absolutely no decent offensive tools
Best game ever, right guys?
new
>>336172673
>>336172472
WFT is way cooler than puff
>>336172472
Does anyone shit on WFT? No-one even fucking plays her, and everyone likes John Fucking Numbers
>>336172345
Blame m2k. His Kirby Tilt camping broke the game.You can also kinda blame me, when I was active in competitive 64 I was the one that started moving for a Hyrule ban because of the camping and the tornado.My b
>>336172654
>the girl there was going on about how someone named hungrybox was hitting on her and it was creepy as fuck
reminder that Jigglypuff is the Protoss of Melee
>this match
>>336172602
>>336172594
http://pastebin.com/bPffjcTV
I'm not reading through this novel to find the relevant parts again lmao
M2K is doing PP level movement this set.
>>336172472
Atleast WFT has based John Fucking Numbers playing her.
Puff has a mexican and a poo loo
>>336172726
ffffuck you
>>336172028
Started watching it around 2008. Nope. Fox is still a character that's far from optimized. People are still improving, which keeps things interesting. Hbox's Puff does nothing new ever.
>people who think Fox is the best character in Melee
Do you not see this Marth play?
>>336172345
>slight possibility of camping
>slight possibility
>slight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiQp5w-9IAE
>uthrow to uairX6
>That's the stock
Woah. Difficult combos. Marth's punish is so technical!
>>336172345
>>336172726
why is kirby the worst character in melee?
>>336172828
if they'd do something new they'd be beating hbox
>yin and yung
these guys are terrible
>>336172334
>tfw I actually fantasize about it
I wish I could be a bum and live with myself
>>336172947
yeah, this literally never happens
there has to be some better commentators available
>>336172956
>>uthrow to uairX1
>>That's the stock
>Woah. Difficult combos. Fox's punish is so technical!
>>336172947
>https://youtu.be/xU1TcDfAbyg
This level of degeneracy should not be legal.
>>336173016
>boring, cardboard-personality streamers like summit1g become popular
>Somehow
I swear he rigged twitch with viewbots the jewish fuck
Another win for hbox.
>>336173125
I questioned him about that on Skype once, He just kinda went silent while we all laughed.
>>336172993
>M2k falls out of the first hit of uair twice
>Excellent Smash DI!
Almost as bad as HMW/Paul. Why are there no more good commentators?
>>336173068
Yeah, because it's literally banned.
>>336172956
>uthrow to restX1
>That's the stock
Whoah. Difficult combos. Puff's punish is so technical!
>m2k asks mango to switch seats
>hbox asks mango to switch seats
>side pan of mango walking on stage
>>336173148
I dont know how summit gets viewers. He has zero personality, his entire stream is him thanking people for donations and screaming when he dies (which is every round)
>>336173340
it didn't happen before that though
oh well, dead game anyway
Why does Mango and Hbox hate each other so much?
NEO!
>>336173404
It's viewbots man. He started as the usual copycat CS streamer and somehow garnered thousands of viewers in weeks.
It's viewbots, and I refuse to believe other wise.
>Hbox wins again
Fuck this game.
>>336173490
Hbox have single handly destroyed good melee by playing his gimmicky campy puff.
>>336173125
What is this and why did you link it
>>336173789
guy in the background is the best 64 player in NA
This matchup is reasonably fun to watch on Yoshis
That Wavedash back was fucking sick by hbox.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SLEEPING ON THE KID
>Hbox winning past 3 major tourneys
Can we just commit mass suicide?
>>336173701
>campy jigglypuff
>has no lasers, plants, eggs, jolts, or projectiles
>>336173410
Same guy here >>336172726 The reason it was banned was because it became a problem. The camping completely centralized the stage for a few characters completely breaking the game and all available approach options for them (namely Kirby and Pikachu and to a lesser extent Fox)
8:50
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D52KGq4jlMQ
There's literally nothing you can do. I like Hyrule but faggy playstyles break it in a way that makes the matchup unwinnable.
>>336173993
Yeah he did the mango
>>336172962
>aerial character with poor aerial mobility
>terrible ground speed
>low knockback moves guarantee he won't kill without a smash attack or a gimp with his stubby bair
>shitty recovery even with his many jumps
>all of his specials are shit
>his back and forward throw literally don't work correctly
>all around not very fun to play
>>336174024
FOX MAINS ON SUICIDE WATCH
Why do people hate Hbox again?
>>336173125
That's pretty hot. What's the problem here?
>>336174143
Because le fun maymay
>>336174062
i guess that's fair, but fuck, it took out literally the only thing the game had going for it
wish it had better stages
>>336174143
Melee players are 90% furries. They hate seeing their fersonas (fox and falco) get shat on
>>336174127
I main Marth. But, watching Mango go out like this is just painful.
>>336174143
Ruined what melee is all about.
Another 3-0 for the Mang0 nation.
>>336174301
What is Melee all about?
>>336174143
He plays extremely slow and defensive with the most boring character in the game, and whines when people call him boring.
fuk this game
GET FUCKED MANGONATION
where were you when melee died
MANGO NATION
GETTIN
B
T
F
O
HAHAHAHH JESUS CHRIST 3-0 3-0 3-0
Melee is dead.
>>336174360
>Mango
>God
SMASH 4 FINALLY
thanks for winning this free tournament so fast based hbox
fuck this game
fuck hbox
QUICK 3-0 GET OUTTA HERE BUSTER
My unironic waning for a Hbox victory has once again been provened! The Great Disruptor wins again!
>>336174348
Fast, exciting and creative gameplay.
>>336174348
being fast as fuck
>>336174301
yeah what is melee all about?
HBox is winning so much he doesn't even pop off tgat hard anymore.
LMAO
Post your face when 666XX is finally here.
3-0
3-0
3-0
3-0
3-0
LMAO
RIP Melee
>mango is better than hbox
>really
>guys
>hello
why cant others play at the level of based hbox?
they are going to kill melee for playing so bad
>>336174257
Melee players aren't furries you sm4sh autist, people don't like boring play
>In 3 seconds I'm going to get a text from my bro
>"Hbox totally deserves this. He tries so hard and it's good to see it pay off"
every time
>>336174143
He bitches about Fox all the time but plays so fucking gay against the rest of the cast that everyone has to go Fox to stand a chance against his aerial stalling bullshit
>>336174634
You sound a little upset. How about taking a quickrest?
>hbox wins
>smash 4tism
top kek smash is over for tonight
>>336174468
>he didnt watch hbox vs axe
NOOOOOOO BUT IN ANIME THE GOOD GUY ALWAYS WIN V TOLD ME HBOX IS THE BAD GUY KILLING MELEE AND MANGO IS THE SAVIOR WHY WHY HE CAN'T WIN
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