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Games you preordered the moment you saw the protagonist.
>>336146560
vaporware: the game
>>336148384
>david cage never delivers
Lying isn't nice
>>336148714
but he's right, the game is vaporware because there will be no game, only cutscenes and you can press x to make choice
>>336148960
Meme
>>336149027
but thats true
you just look at cutscenes and then you can make choices and make QTEs
>>336146560
She is a robot for fuck sake. I don't want robots. How can I smell the stench from her asshole and feet if she is nothing but metal, rubber and wires? It's like smelling the insides of my pc.
>>336149258
>>336146560
>buying david cage movies
>>336149027
Shill
>>336149493
Have you actually played one of cage's game? For once, the generalizing shitpost is actually correct
>>336146560
Go to bed David Cage.
>>336149698
They're more of a game than those overrated old point and click games.
>>336146560
""""""""""""""""""GAEMS"""""""""""""""""""
>>336149415
>It's like smelling the insides of my pc
I like that smell tho
>>336148714
But he doesn't. He's never made a good game.
>>336149415
>not smelling the insides of your pc
Don't you love her anon?
>>336146560
>buying games because your duck told you to
Typical /v/. No wonder everyone is crazy about MUH CENSORSHIP, it must be the worst kind of cockblocking for those people.
>>336146560
She was awesome on The Following. Best murder-pixie ever.
>>336149904
>can't defend game
>better deflect to how other games are worse
So the best appeal of cage's game is that they're not as bad as the games they're derived from?
>all this hating
It's amazing how platform exclusivity makes people so butthurt.
>>336146560
>"Gaemz"
>>336150338
movies have never been a selling point for game consoles
>>336150581
>REEEEEEE
>>336150338
>all this damage control
It's amazing how platform exclusivity creates so much cognitive dissonance.
>>336150581
What is the PS3?
>>336150338
>praising david cage shitty movies as exclusives worth bragging about
>posting shitman
Literally shit opinion
>>336150250
Not him but Cage's games are at the very least original and go for their own thing. You are told from the begining what to expect and if you are mad that Heavy Rain is not a first person shooter with hats you are a retard. Cage's game aren't for everyone and they sure as fuck aren't good but at least the guy makes his own thing and that is admirable in some way.
>>336150768
Indeed. Variety is the spice of life.
>>336150768
>Cage's games are at the very least original and go for their own thing.
Relative to other games yes, but execution is just as important as originality
>>336146560
there's something so chokeable about that actress. I'd love to trash her assssss
>>336150338
>sonyggers have to pretend David Cage """games""" aren't utter shit
>>336151009
Execution is so fucked up it's actually good. Didn't you enjoy cutting your own finger with such awkward controlls? Or even the whole "press X to Jason" thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWybFq5soaI
>>336146560
>preordering games
>buying a David Cage "game"
>People still haven't ripped the nude 3d scanned models of actresses from David Cage-esque "games"
>>336146560
Finally a game that gaijin prove their martial superiority over filthy japs
>>336150037
Fuck you my duck always gives me solid video game advice
>>336150698
The worst selling console of the last gen
>>336152113
ARIGATO SHIRRUMAN
>>336152113
>nips try to sell him off as half-nip half-white
Nah japcunts, doesn't work like that, fucker looks as white as they come.
>>336152272
got me there
>>336149983
He do.
>>336147153
This is some serious uncanny valley for me.
>finally I'll get to see how Big Boss became a demon
>>336146560
>little white woman goes to detroit: the game
>>336148960
That and having to walk around, interact with whatever I choose, fight enemies, and all that jazz .
>>336152458
>not understanding nips
To them he probably looks nip, just look at how white most anime/manga characters are designed
>>336149415
time for a new fetish bro
>>336154280
dick was muh
>>336153778
I got rused
>>336154280
Oh jesus source me please
none because you shouldn't ever preorder games you dumb fuck
>>336154280
you cannot do this to me and not give me a source
>>336153985
maybe you should learn to tell the difference between fantasy and reality
nips dont think anime characters look like them in real life
>>336154669
>nips dont think anime characters look like them in real life
Yeah right, that's why those aesthetics appeal so much to them
>>336153778
Too soon man.
>>336153985
I know, and fuck those smug cunts for it.
>>336154669
They do actually, there was some survey research into it and the vast majority if nips will say anime characters are Japanese whereas non-japs will say they're White.
>>336154661
>>336154582flim13
>>336146560
Wait there are people who worship Cage unironically?
>>336155438
What, you don't have a David Cage shrine in your room? I pray to mine every night for more games of his.
>>336153778
Medium Medic was still pretty cool tho
>>336153539
This
Not only is it the only game David Cage has ever made, but it's also the best in terms of story.
David Bowie is a plus too
>>336153778
If you played MGS3 and Peace Walker, you already did. V's final mission just tied it with a bow.
>>336156121
Yeah, if the bow was made of shit. And was written by a simian that happened to have a computer nearby after tying bows made from feces.
>>336153778
Not cool
>>336156251
V's story was better than 4's and Peace Walker's.
Also you are aware humans are simians right? Or am I giving you more credit than you deserve?
>>336157294
>V's story was better than 4's and Peace Walker's
and then she got replaced by some fag.
>>336146560
tfw she looks alot like me.
Why the hell did they make her so boyish
>>336158101
stop flattering yourself cracka
>>336158276
stop being black nigger
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