So what's with Dante's fascination with shitty food like pizza? I read a long time ago Kamiya incorporated this because he said pizza was "the greatest food ever."
You gotta be fucking kidding me.
What's your problem with pizza?
He's supposed to be the ultimate personification of the American concept of "stylish and cool".
Americans love pizza.
>>336141974
he's a kid at heart
>>336141974
>shitty food
I'll fight you nerd
pizza looks like a very good food to eat when killing demons
>>336141974
Yeah, mang, totes uncool. Anyone who drinks or eats anything besides water and celery is a total spaz, amirite?
Demons are always at the peak of physical perfection.
Since your body can't go to shit, why not indulge?
Pizza is awesome. Best is home cooked.
Pizza is the best food ever. Fuck me I love pizza.
Japan's Pizza is actually good and expensive.
>>336141974
He just has good taste.
>pizza is bad
Not even a good meme.
>>336142042
It's literally cancer and heart attack disguised as food.
>>336142460
/fit/ pls go stay go
>>336141974
>entire food pyramid in a single meal
it's the best thing since stir fry
>>336141974
I heard a marathon biker saying that during the race a riders metabolism is going so fast that eating hi-cal junk food like pizza was a good source of instant energy.
Maybe Dante with all his agility is the same?
>>336142528
The food pyramid looks like a pizza.
This is a sign.
>>336142528
HOLY SHIT!
I just realized the foox pyramid is shaped like a slice of pizza!
>>336142460
>pizza is bad because I never had a taste of good pizza, just the crusty greasy murrican fast food "pizza"
Kill yourself OP
>>336142460
That shit doesn't matter when you're a super half demon.
>>336142460
yeah i guess a video game character in an action game should be eating activated almonds while fighting demons , what the fuck were they thinking?
The name Dante and pizza are both Italian.
>>336142928
>pizza
>Italian
Stop it
>>336142928
Incorrect. Pizza in Italian is "pizzicato," literally meaning "pieces of many."
>>336142924
I want to play a game now where the character restores his health with activated almonds
>>336142928
there's a 3/4 chance that the name pizza is greek
>>336143015
Pizza is PURELY an Italian cuisine, are you retarded?
>>336141974
its convient, quick to order and pizza is like pussy, you can eat it hot or cold and it still tastes good
>>336142460
hello, Dr. Oz
>>336143182
But you gotta deal some damage in order to dehydrate and activate the almonds first, or else they won't do much for you.
>>336142928
GOTEMS
>>336143505
it's american cuisine also
>>336144292
Do you like fat crust pizza
>>336142528
It's a shame pretty much the entire western population has fallen for the bread meme.
>>336144709
Bread is and always has been literally the staple of western civilization. That's like saying it's a shame pretty much all of the asian population has fallen for the rice meme.
>>336144709
>bread meme
Why does everything have to be a meme?
>>336145153
>That's like saying it's a shame pretty much all of the asian population has fallen for the rice meme.
The difference is that rice has worked out for them. Modern bread isn't what it used to be, now it's a piece of crap that turns you into a mass of lard.
I have a real love for Little Cesar's.
I like the price point for the Hot n' Ready, but that in addition to the quality and taste make it my favorite pizza chain place to get a pizza from.
The crazy bread is always a nice treat, and their wings are baked to be crispy instead of fried with a decent selection of sauces.
I might run out to grab a Hot n' Ready now.
>>336145646
I love their cheesy bread, but the pizza stopped sitting well with me a while ago. I much prefer Domino's and Papa John's.
>>336145482
>The difference is that rice has worked out for them
That's not even close to true. Pretty much all of their population that isn't being worked to fucking death explodes pretty quickly because rice makes bread look like fucking celery.
>>336142460
Oh man it's the fun police
>>336142498
Dude, even /fit/ likes pizza.
Only two people dislike pizza: A Jew and a cuck
>>336143015
pizza's italian food you mongoloid
>>336146057
God damn it...
It must be Todd...
>obsessed with pizza, hates olives
>strawberry sundaes
>tomato juice
>beer, office is littered with empty bottles of booze, frequently drunk off-screen
>no smoking
>constantly in debt
He's just a socially awkward bachelor.
>>336141974
>pizza the greatest food ever
He's right though.
>They eat anything but local pizza made by older foreign men who have been trained in it back in their home country
There's two rival pizza places in my town. The owners are two old Greek guys who were trained by the same guy. It's fucking hilarious to think about, but both are minimum pretty good and one is oftne-times amazing.
>>336142460
Kek what a fag.
>>336145482
Only if you're a murrican or aussie and eat nothing but sliced white pans, since they load that shit with sugar.
Stick to good brown breads as your staple for toast or sandwiches and only use stuff like baguettes, rolls, etc. sparingly and you'll be fine.
>>336146810
muh micropizzerias
Kamiya is a fucking faggot, but pizza is damn tasty.Is liking crepes bad?
>>336142657
The reason carbs and fat taste so delicious is because your body prioritizes them. Your body prioritizes them because they're the fuel your body needs to most of, with the most immediacy, in order to keep going.
In the wild, it was very much to your benefit to get as many carbs as possible. They're only "bad" for you now because we live in a society that can give us all the carbs we want, and our bodies are disposed to store all this shit "for a rainy day" until it just can't handle the load anymore.
>>336147497
>Dislikes Kamiya
>Likes Crepes
Yep, you are an admittent homosexual. Might as well start prepping for the next pride parade.
>>336147223
>Only if you're a murrican or aussie and eat nothing but sliced white pans, since they load that shit with sugar.
Shouldn't you Europoors be getting ready for bed?
it's meant to serve as kind of a counterpoint to his badass demon hunter side
I love pineapple on pizza and I bet Dante does too
>>336148059
Anything but olives.
I unironically like the anime
>>336141974
>Pizza
>shitty food
so who's had a pizza or cheesecake from Lou Malnati's?
I have extra money and I'm tempted to indulge in some over priced shipping.
>>336148187
or cooked mushrooms
>>336148274
it wasn't terrible, but the main plot ended anticlimactic as fuck and they cockteased devil trigger with no pay-off. Also there was that weird thing in the first episode where his devil trigger talked to him like it was an independent entity.
Patty made for some fun banter
>>336147750
Guess again m8
>>336148891
>tfw we will never see patty again
>>336141974
t. Amerilard thinking Pizzahut is pizza.
>>336142094
Source?
>>336146810
>dante and virgil
>>336147640
Sounds like a fag who never had crepes.
>>336143505
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiLA6Bk_ivs
Nah Nigga pizza is Korean.
>>336142042
>>336142172
>>336142252
>>336142258
>>336142381
I'm not even going to bother to look for the rest of replies in this thread. Are you people for real? This shit causes heart attacks, bloats you up and quickly makes you a fat pig. No wonder why America fights with obesity when there are so many people in this thread alone who endorse this garbage.
>>336149149
>pizza hut is the only pizza maker
Pizza in america is always and will always be better than italian pizza. Shit is just flatbread and tomato sauce with a sprinkle of cheese.
American pizza is a perfection of cheese sauce and bread with toppings cooked t perfection.
>>336145646
muh nigguh
>>336149741
listen here you dirty fucking ink eating northerner, pizza is a delicious meal and no smart human being is going to only indulge in ambrosia everyday of their lives. It's a delicacy that you enjoy when you think you've done a good week hard work or your mom says "hey son I'm proud so I got you uncle lou's pizza" anything makes you bloat up into fat albert if you don't stop eating it and do nothing but sit on a couch.
>>336146686
Something seems off about that picture, but I can't put my finger on what exactly.
>>336149741
>wanting to live forever as a stick thin guy who eats celery
>>336141974
It was what his mom made for dinner that night.
>>336149821
Stop posting this lame ass facebook tier shit
>>336148891
I don't remember that in the first episode?
>>336150276
Works out fine for Josh Sawyer.
Let's get this started
>favorite toppings
>thin crust or deep dish
Fav toppings are pepperoni bacon ham and sausage
>veggies are for fags and bunnies
A nice crispy pie is always best
>>336150712
>Josh Sawyer
>tattoed degenerate
>>336150787
Deep dish
Chicken feta parmesan asaigo and spinach
>>336150787
you are retarded or have shit taste if you don't want some vegs to balance out all the meat.
>"i'm ordering pizza, which one do you want?"
>"anything is fine. just no anchovies"
Every fucking time. Can someone explain this meme to me and why do they force this in every American media since the 80s?
>>336142259
I've been to Japan and they can't make pizza to save their fucking lives.
Now, Japanese burgers on the other hand. There's a reason why HAMBAGAH-DES is such a meme.
>>336150787
I'm normally a really vanilla guy who just likes a good tasting ragu and plenty of cheese, I'm obsessed with dumping peppers and oregano on my pizza.
pepperoni or pineapple if I ever get toppings
>>336150912
Nothing wrong with expressing yourself.
>>336149336
Non american confirmed.
>>336150520
>Reaction pics are FB-tier now
>>336151193
I'll allow some mushrooms or onions but Bell peppers kinda over power every other taste for me and I hate olives
>>336150787
>>336150787
>not just getting Hawaiian every time
Out of all the things to get pretentious about, why do Yanks do it with pizza?
>>336150787
>Meat, cheese, mushrooms,olives
>Deep dish
>>336149741
the fuck is wrong with this murrican nigger?
get yourself a nice slice of pizza instead of that plastic shitty garbage of your ugly country, faggit
>Mushrooms
>Black Olives
>Jalapenos
>Mozzarella
>Herb/Tomato sauce
>A little touch of Red Onion
>All on an Italian base
>>336144292
get a load on this faggot, kek
Eating healthy
Pizza us a vegetable in the USA
>>336152642
>Pizza us a vegetable in the USA
Why do people say that the storyline of Devil May Cry series doesn't matter when you have cutscenes after each mission which overall clock usually around 2 hours for each of the game? Why do you lie to yourselves?
>>336150787
proper passata, fresh mozzarella and basil, quality olive oil
thin crust
>>336153071
2 hours is literally nothing
>>336153071
because the cutscenes are tutorials.
>>336150787
Weird thing I've done: Thin crust pepperoni pizza with no cheese, and salting it.
Tastes really fucking good and a lot spicier.
>>336151194
I think it's because anchovies are extremely salty and they don't want that much salt on their pizza.
>>336150787
Deep dish pepporine spicy chicken hamburger and bacon chesse filled crust motherfucker.
>>336142528
but they changed it since 2012
>>336149741
Of all the gross unhealthy fast foods out there, pizza is not really one of them.
>>336153071
well the third game is decently written
the dialogue ain't the best and is certainly a product of it's time, but the base of the story holds up pretty well
>>336150787
>Hawaiian style or Meat Supreme
>garlic butter pan crust
cause if its bad for you anyway make it the absolute worst.i just dont like stuffed crust that much because i gotta have some self-control
>>336153071
>>336153997
Not only the story of 3 was pretty good, a good part of the cutscenes are just action scenes, anyway.
4 had a bad storyline, though, I will give you that.
>>336142528
>>336153831
you know its american made when they have to simplify everything, im mean everything is single button and touch screen, im surprised our game controllers havent de-evolved back to atari sticks
>>336141974
Pizza is a great food for people who burn a lot of fat and calories, plus the protein you can get from certain meat on top. Michael Jay White 5 a day on the set for Super Troopers in between his training and acting.
>>336142928
>>336143015
>>336143075
>>336143505
our modern idea of pizza is american-italian, based on recipes from italian people. like the hot dog.
>>336145646
Little Caesar's gets pretty unappetizing pretty fast. I basically only get it if I want to get 2500 calories for 5 bucks.
>>336142460
*tips fedora*
>>336149741
Please. Pizza is fucking tame compared to some of the other crazy crap that America has concocted in the kitchen.
>>336150787
>favorite toppings
Anything you can find on a "Meat Lover's" pizza. Pepperoni, sausage, bacon . . .
Anchovies can go fuck themselves, though. Yes, I actually did eat an anchovy pizza, specifically to see if it was as bad as pop culture portrays it as (and if I liked it, I could order it and ensure that nobody else would eat it).
>thin crust or deep dish
Thin crust, but I also like deep dish. I'd happily eat either.
>>336150787
Pretty much everything is good baked on top of a pile of cheese and tomato sauce. It's hard to go wrong.
>>336155125
>american-italian
epic
simply
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>>336155278
>anchovies can go fuck themselves though
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>336154424
4 was fine.
spaghetti > pizza
>>336154515
>im surprised our game controllers havent de-evolved back to atari sticks
Nigga they blew right past Atari sticks.
The guy who told me in the previous thread he killed 120 enemies and got the special ending just by mashing triangle during the credit roll sequence in DMC3, you're a fucking liar.
>>336155278
>anchovies are bad
I wish this meme would stop.
>>336155621
How the fuck is that a game controller, tard?
>>336145482
>not ordering naturally leavened bread made with ancient grains from your specialty bakery
pleb
Dante thread?
Don't mind if I do
>>336155471
>winking-prince-adam.psd
>>336155826
>implying it's not
Outside of your hubris people consider angry birds video games
>>336141974
>>336142460
>>336149741
>lactose intolerant THIS mad
>>336155575spaghetti + pizza
>>336150787
>favorite toppings
ham, chicken, pepperoni, jalapenos, capsicum, pineapple, tomato, garlic, either extra cheese or greek yoghurt on top
>thin crust or deep dish
thin, but not crispy. I prefer my base to still be soft.
have half for dinner and the other half for breakfast the next morning.
>>336157020
>putting carbs on your carbs
>>336157440
but pizza's a vegetable
>>336141974
ITT: Neckbeards pretending to be healthy.
>>336143505
Technically tomatoes aren't native to Europe
>>336157671
>he can't lift 300
Get /fit/ on
Pizza is still fucking amazing
>>336147223
>Thinks brown bread=healthy
lol
Michael Phelps eats a shitton of pizza and he's won countless gold medals.
Learn to exercise.
>>336149741
You don't eat a whole fucking pie in a sitting. You have one or two slices.
Jesus.
>>336142528
>that murcan plastic """cheese"""
wew
>>336158153
Are you for real?
Is this clown for real?
When you order a pizza at a restaurant do you eat two slices and throw the rest into the garbage?
>>336150787
Chicken, spinach, mushrooms, light tomato sauce. Thick crust.
>>336158153
>He can't eat a whole pizza pie
You're not allowed to call yourself an American.
>>336158626
>ordering an entire pizza at a restaurant
>going to a restaurant alone
>ordering pizza at a restaurant
my god i can't believe how much bait you've packed into such a short post
>>336159143
>not going to a pizza restaurant for stone baked pizza
>>336158626
Obviously bait but, you order a pizza with other people, you oelrder a small personal pizza, or you take the rest home for a second meal later.
>>336158626
murrican pizzas are xbox huge
>>336159561
>this is considered huge
Female detected.
>>336159561
As far as chicago deepdish goes, this is actually pretty small desu senpai
Shocking news for /fit/izens lurking here!
Even the most blatantly unhealthy food won't do you any harm in moderation.
>>336159738
I'm a six foot three guy that weighs 110kg. those are twice the diameter of a normal pizza
>>336159868
jesus christ
>>336159868
>google it
>it's a heart attack waiting to happen
Holy shit.
Who NYC Pizza master race here?
>>336142363
>people in this board hate pizza
>>336142460
Anon...were you hugged as a child?
>>336150273
the perspective of the floor and wall are fucked
>>336160715
>>336142363
Is ice cream sundae canon or is it only an anime thing?
>it's another episode of OP being a contrarian fag as usual
Move along, people, there's nothing new to see here.
>>336150787
Thin crust, pineapple, salami, and banana peppers.
>>336160836
Dante himself looks pretty QUALITY too.
>>336150787
>Favorite topping
Meat lovers
>thin crust or deep dish
St Louis style is best
Quattro formaggi a best.
>>336150273
Dante has CLAMP proportions
>>336160940
The anime is canon.
It was also in the books.
>>336141974
Clearly, someone has never been to NY.
>>336141974
I don't know if Dante is a fucking slut for pizza or anything. I think it's just a meme because it's the only thing they've ever shown him eating.
>>336159561
There is no singular type of American pizza. That shit varies all across the country.
>>336146686
>How come I never meet any nice girls?
>>336161780
Wasn't the anime made during the time the sequel came out? I thought Capcom disowned it and anything associated to it.
>>336142460
>>336149741
>pizza is bad for you
OH SHIT we got a genius.
So is like 80% of other fucking food.
Pizza is delicious and you can make it exactly how you want by putting almost anything on as a topping.
Of course it is bad for you if you don't work out to balance the carbs.
>>336162151
The anime takes place right before DMC4.
>>336141974
Is Dante in the U.S Or Europe? Or some bullshit fictional world created by Kamiya?
>>336162175
Man I fucking love when fatasses try to damage control each time their favorite junk food comes up. Enjoy your heart attack I guess. You were warned.
>that one faggot friend who doesn't like Hawaiian
>"W-why would you put pineapple on a pizza? a-amirite?"
Truly the worst kind of person
>>336162321
>reading comprehension
>>336162345
Why don't i whip up a plum and pomegranate pizza for you then you fruit loving fruit
>>336162321
>having such shit will you cant eat what you like in moderation.
>>336162345
I was that faggot until three months ago. I take everything back
>>336142460
fuck off you fucking healthfag
stick to your tofu
>>336162345
I'm expecting someone to lose his shit over your post.
>>336162460
mite b cool
>>336162287
He lives in America but they never specify where.
>>336141974
He did it as the antithesis of people making their characters smoke in order to look cool. Essentially it's a huge slap in the face to hacks like Kojima.
>>336162345
>tfw I just don't enjoy the taste of fruit on pizza
>mention it to friends when they offer me hawaiian
>"what the fuck is wrong with you" etc
It works both ways anon.
>>336162462
Imagine being so fat you see computers as food.
>>336142460
since when has pizza ever given anyone fucking cancer you faggot?
>>336142460
don't put cheese on it then.
pizza is all about the crust anyway.
>>336161883
No, all 300 million Americans do things exactly the same way. Fuck you.
>>336162460
sounds delicious. you a professional chef, anon?
>>336162287
>>336162656
He's obviously from Europe you faggots. Just look at the first game.
>>336141974
>pizza
>shit
Maybe if you americans had proper pizza you wouldnt have such shitty opinions.
>>336162730
>nitpicking the post
>just ordered pizza
>see this thread
>>336162697Tomato is a fruit.
>>336145646
The Darkroom Vidya please go
>>336150787
anyone ever make deepdish at home?
made it in a cast iron skillet once.
it's not too bad. of course thin crust is best.
>>336163042
A classic phrase yelled atop mount stupid.
>>336162928
It's just OP who has been fed with sperm all his life.
>>336153831
Well now it just looks like a whole pizza, so that means the most ideal meal is an entire pizza in one sitting.
>>336163042
so are cucumbers.
>>336162928
see >>336161883
Pizza is not some ancient chinese secret, burgerland is capable of making it exactly the same as whatever shithole you live in.
>>336163149
The truth is not stupid. You are.
>>336162693
>MGS1 and 2 have people give you shit for smoking
>MGS4 has Snake's insistence on smoking despite his failing health treated as big character flaw and a sign of suicidal behavior
>>336156793
I'm lactose intolerant but I STILL eat pizza.
>>336150787
Margherita master race
also white pie with spinach
thin crust of course
>>336163112
I'd honestly rather just make a quiche.
>>336141974
He feeds on souls, so all food tastes the same to him.
>>336162693
>to hacks like Kojima.
Kojima and Kamiya were always really good friends, anon. I bet you also think Kamiya and Itagaki really don't like each other.
>>336163312
lactose intolerant doesn't mean much.
>>336141974
It's a trope.
It's not seen as much anymore but characters used to have quirks to them such as favorite food ans such. Like Sanic with chili dogs.
>>336161883
is that meant to be an example of a reasonably sized pizza? because that's still massive
>>336150787
Just cheese or pepperoni if I'm feeling adventurous. I drink water with it of course.
>>336162894
It's America. The first game takes place on an island that he goes to.
>>336148292
whoa that's a a rare pepe
>>336143505
>purely Italian
>uses tomatoes
kek
>>336163454
do they have sleepovers? and build pillow forts? :3c
I can imagine them in pajamas watching kamen rider or whatever while eating a big pizza, where kamiya would be on his belly kicking his feet back and forth.
>>336150787
>favorite toppings
All meats, mushrooms, olives, banana peppers, pineapple. Any combination of these are golden
>thin crust or deep dish
I will always prefer deep dish. Chicago style is best pizza.
>>336145646
I really like their pretzel pizza. Too bad it's only a limited time thing they bring back randomly. I would probably buy one every week if it was permanent.
How would you rank the major chains?
>>336150127
>Pizza in america is always and will always be better than italian pizza
Nice meme
And also
>acting like italian made pizza can't have any toppings in it
nigger please
>>336163494
Sure, I'm just sayin'.
>>336163526
The TMNT also loved pizza.
In fact, plenty of the 90's rad™ characters loved pizza, and vegetables.
>>336163526
or hijikata and mayonnaise.
>>336163928
stuff I make from scratch>modified frozen pizzas>>>>>>>>>dominoes>pizza hut> those are the only chains here now that eagle boys is gone
>>336149741
>Pizza
>American
As an Italian I am offended at your stupidity.
>>336163928
In my order of personal preference?
Domino's
Little Caesar's
Buddy's
Pizza Hut
Jet's
>>336163928
round table > sbarro's > papa murphys > papa johns > dominos > dog shit > AIDS infected syringes full of anthrax > ebola infested smegma > pizza hut
>>336163750
That sounds kinda gay desu.But I can see that mental image too.
>>336163969
And that's what made characters likeable back then, they had charm and quirks unique to them. Hell I can say they even had personalities.
>Eating Tomato sauce based pizzas
I hate every one of you and your New york influenced ways.
>>336163361
This guy fucking gets it.
I miss when dominoes did those seafood pizzas with white sauce
>>336164432
uh, it comes from sicily.
dummy.
>>336163603
Show me where in America is Mallet Island.
>>336163278
Except all the shitty pizza fast food chain comes from there.
>>336164556
Mallet island isn't in America.
Dante also doesn't live on the fucking island, so it doesn't matter.
>>336163536
No, it's just the first picture of pizza I found on my hard drive. Quit being ignorant anon.
>>336164553
No, Traditional Vingrette and Alfredo based pizzas with tomato come from Sicilly.
Tomato sloshed pizzas with unhealthy amounts of greasy cheese come from New york pizza parlors.
Don't talk to me about Sicily, I live in Sicily. You want to go? we'll fucking go.
>>336164349
rose tinted glasses. they're no different now.
There'sa significance difference between poorly processed American cheese and meat on a thick piece of dough and a fresh classical dish from the greatest cooking school on Earth.
>>336164758
nah, both suck compared to my cooking
>>336164062
>frozen pizza
>good
It's literal garbage. Enjoy your terrible pizza dough. There is no way you can beat even the shittiest pizza chain with that.
>>336157820
Are you fucking retarded?
Have you ever even been to Europe?
>>336164856
Go to bed, Ramsay, your bait is raw.
>>336164712
>having pictures of pizza saved on your hard drive
what in the absolute fuck is wrong with you?
>>336162345
this
hawaiian is literally the quintessence of pizza
>>336142460
You're a nigger if you don't like pizza.
where do you live and so we can fight.
>>336164907
pizza chains don't even use herbs
>>336164712
>>336164983
It's a paparazzi shot which happens to feature a pizza.
>>336164758
What kind of places are you going to that use American cheese on their pizza?
>>336164907
I've worked in several of those pizza chains. they use frozen bases too.
>>336164349
Yeah; you could grab a game manual and see all kinds of quirks and character bios which had lots of seemingly useless stuff for both for protags and NPCs.
One of my favorite examples of this is from Prince Poo in Earthbound, who doesn't regen as much HP as the rest of the party when eating fast food.
The only times I see this kind of stuff nowadays is on sequels from these old franchises, or in weebshit games like Fire Emblem Fates, Senran Kagura, etc.
>>336142460
>being such an inactive slob you can't burn calories away
>>336148292
RARE!
>>336164983
I don't you fucking retard. It was the first photo I came across on my hard drive that had a pizza in it. Fucking read you mongoloid.
Italian Pizza:
Alfredo or Creme marinade sauce
Parmesean, Asiago, Romano blend cheeses.
Tomato and Vegetable topings spinnach, black olive.
Sweet-smoked sausauge for meats
>De-greased, wood stove handled, and healthy enough for consuption
American Pizza:
Tomato or Marinara based sauce
American pasturized cheese, mozerella or monterey jack
Sausage or hamburger and no vegetables other then olives.
>Pan handled, Overloaded with cheese, greasy as fuck and a health hazard in life.
>>336164983
>he doesn't have food porn saved on his hard drive
I think you might gay, son.
>>336162321
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQYob6dpTTk
>>336165479
>no vegetables other then olives.
>American Pizza
Educate yourself yuropoor.
>>336142460
You're right, don't forget every other reply here is from a jealous fatass.
>>336162345
You might as well put candy,ice cream and chocolate in it at that point
You don't mix Sweet Stuff with Salty Stuff you fucking nigger
>>336164619
And nobody eats there except retards like you.
>>336165548
>imagine being so fat you save pictures of food on your hard drive
>>336165780
It can work anon. Banana peppers say hi.
>>336165548
the weird fashion photos are probably a stronger hint
>>336162345
Canadian bacon is garbage. Make me a pizza with pineapple and a meat that isn't shit and I'll love it.
>>336165639
I've had american pizza before in kentucky, it's absolutely abysmal. Its greasy to the point you need a napkin to hold it, it drips everywhere, theres too much sauce, like thick as a goddamn slice of cake. barely any greens, and the crust is thick as hell.
Theres just something wrong with americans and their "interpretation" of pizza.
>>336165820
>imagine being so stupid you misunderstand a simple post
>>336165780
>You don't mix sweet and salt
>I've never had salted chocolate/caramel the post.
>>336158153
Don't ever talk to my son or my sons son or my sons sons son again.
>>336165972
One pizza chain does not represent every other restaurant in that state or even the country at large.
Educate yourself.
>>336163042
Tomato is a Vegetable not a fruit
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>>336165972
You're a retard.
>>336141974
It is.
Now gtfo fag.
>>336165780
>You don't mix Sweet Stuff with Salty Stuff you fucking nigger
?????????
>>336165934
Did she activate Devil Trigger mode?
>>336165780
>You don't mix salt with sweet
Never become a chef sweetie.
>>336163969
>The TMNT also loved pizza.
PIZZA POWEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!
>>336163254
Fuk u, why am I laughing real hard at this.
>>336165780
I don't even like fruity pizza but you are wrong.
>>336164432
Rule of thumb
If it doesn't have Tomato Sauce and Cheese it's not a Real Pizza
>>336165780
>You don't mix Sweet Stuff with Salty Stuff
>>336166142
I can't tell if you people are being serious or just memeing.
>>336166142
Not according to scientists.
Your americlap Congress might clasify tomatoes and pizza as vegetables, but the rest of the world is not as deluded as you guys.
>>336165972
Here's some random pizzas from a pizza joint near my house
>Ricotta, Mozzarella, Sauce, Eggplant & Romano
>Sauce, Mozzarella, Sun-Dried Tomato, Pineapple, Fresh Basil & Romano
>Ricotta Base, Mozzarella, Fresh Tomato, Sun-Dried Tomatoes, Basil Pesto, Garlic & Romano
>Fresh spinach base with fresh tomatoes, yellow onions, olives, mushrooms, ricotta and red sauce
>Red Sauce, Mozzarella, Ricotta, Fresh Spinach, Fresh Tomato & Topped With Feta
Only stupid lazy tourists like you eat at shitty chains like Pizza Hut or wherever the fuck you got your "pizza" you fucking moron.
>>336166678
>bbq pizzas aren't real
>seafood pizzas aren't real
>>336165972
Ok, so one place in Kentucky had terrible pizza. You need a larger sample size before declaring all pizza in America to be terrible.
>>336166786
>Mozzarella
there's your problem
>>336166793
They're real, but they're garbage.
>>336166793
Our eyes aren't real.
>>336151193
>veggies on a pizza
>not just having a nice side salad
>>336165780
u gotta balance your salty and sweet for optimal health
>>336165780
but sweet pizza is delicious senpai
>>336165972
>I ate dominos therefore all American pizza is bad
Nigga hasn't even had a Chicago deep dish.
>>336150787
Here's what I order from my local place:
>Chicken
>Bacon
>Avocado
>Sweet Chilli Sauce
Orgasmic.
>>336167203
>having things separate to your pizza when you can put them on your pizza
why even have a pizza at all?
>>336167535
>avvacado
>>336167376
I tried a chocolate pizza once and it wasn't as good as I expected.
The breath was still too salty; or maybe the cook was just bad.
>>336167765
Problem, fruitcake?
>>336166457
Yes cuz putting a bit of sugar here and there in stuff like Bread and various Food Specialties is comparable to putting fucking juicy fruits in your Pizza
>>336161637
What in the FUCK is happening here
>>336167654
>I want a pizza extra lettuce, with some spinach, cucumbers, some baby carrots, and a touch of cilantro.
Go be gross somewhere else.
>>336150787
Classic Pepperoni, green peppers, black olives and mushroom here.
>>336168101
let me tell you
about the XXXholic anime
>>336141974
>not liking pizza
>>336168279
Japanese women have some weird ass tastes
>>336168168
if it works on a sub sandwich it works on a pizza
>>336166743
scientists also say we're descended from apes so scientists be damned
i grew up thinking of tomatoes as vegetables and i will always think of them that way no matter what some geek at nasa says
and i'm from europe btw
Pizza is pretty amazing tho
you're just bored cuz you've eaten too much of it.
>>336144227
Someone please post the activated almonds
>>336142460
I know this is bait but if you have self-control and moderate the amount you eat it won't kill you. Like do you really think eating it once or twice a month is gonna be that bad? But just like everything else, if you over expose yourself to a single or a very limited amount of food your body is going to hate you from the lack of nutrients. So eating nothing but pizza every day for a month is going to be just as bad as eating nothing but vegetables for a month.
>>336166793
if they don't have tomato sauce and cheese they are not pizza...period
tomate sauce and cheese is the base for all pizza
>>336167486
>Chicago deep dish.
just seeing photos on google makes me wanna barf
>>336168585
no, bread dough is the base for all pizza. that's why we call it a pizza base
>>336168445
I find it amazing that people keep shit like that on their hard drive just to post during opportunities like that.
>>336149074
>tfw we will never see patty again
Maybe someday. Her existence is probably forgotten, but nothing about her would make it so unlikely for her to never pop up, so there's that.
>>336168893
>bread dough
It's Pizza Dough
And also
>Pizza Dough
>Tomato Sauce
>Cheese
Are all 3 of the base ingredients for Pizza
If it doesn't have the latter two it's not Pizza period
>>336142528
>white bread
>more carbs than greens
What are you doing?
>>336168382
Yep, because nothing makes a pizza pop quite like honey mustard.
>>336169094
when you spend enough time shitposting you start to subconsciously zero in on anything that might one day help you prove a point on the internet
>>336167376
Mixed pizzas are even better.
>>336150787
>Favourite toppings
Mushrooms and as many different cheeses as possible
>Thin crust of Deep dish
I like both but I prefer Thin crust
>>336169393
oh baby, you don't know the half of it
>>336169580
>one (1) whole olive per slice
what lazy fuck was responsible for this?
>>336168279
So I WASN'T on drugs.
>>336169393
>He hasn't put mayonnaise on a pizza
>>336169580
>Strawberries and Fucking Skittles
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>336169580
>typical murrican diet
>>336169824
no promises
>>336169847
Those are M&Ms, hot shot.
>>336169830
Only if it's mainly chicken, mayo and pig don't combine well.
>>336170032
Tomato Tomato
>>336170041
I couldn't get a pork pizza around here if I wanted to, nowhere around offers any
>>336169847
Trust me, they are pretty good.
>>336170420
I'm real tired of this shit
>>336141974
I bet is pizza was most popular outside of America, you'd think it was fine.
There are a number of different crusts, sauces, cheese, and toppings you can put on a pizza.
Bread, vegetables, some cheese is suddenly literally heart attack fat pig tier food?
Pizza is the best.
You guys probably can't even make your own pizza.
>>336170420
for what purpose?
>>336170041
>He hasn't had mayo on his sausages
>>336170617
>I bet is pizza was most popular outside of America
Pizza is pretty damn popular outside of America
>>336170617
Pizza IS popular outside America.
>sweet pizza
You mean a cake?
>>336170836
The fuck are you talking about? Cake and pizza are very different. If you want a non-sweet cake, you get lasagna or maybe shepherd's pie.
>>336171018
>lasagna
>cake
are murricans really this dumb?
>>336171018
>not getting sweet lasagna
>>336141974
Because it is faggot.
Posting best pizza with best girl.
>>336171172
I'mGerman
>>336171339
>that greasy shit
holy fuck that's disgusting
>>336171339
would you like some spartans to go with all that grease?
>>336171436
It's actually not. Thin crust cooked in a brick ovenat my work.
>>336141974
>pizza
>shitty
You might just be a faggot, OP.
>>336170836
pizza dough is completely different from cake or pie dough anon
tfw making pizza right now
>>336171608
>It's actually not
The carboard is wet
It IS Greasy
None of you faggots like Hawaiian right?
>>336171339
Nigga, is that a fucking dildo?
>>336172152
Nigga you never seen a pipe before?I quit a week ago to join the navy. Picked up drinking.
>>336171917
>that pic
I can tell that is Cookie/Cake Dough but goddamn that looks overwhelming
>>336172045
Certainly not as greasy as other pizza places.
Brb going to grab some pizza.
>>336172065
I'll eat it if it's on the table but I'm not spending my money on that shit.
>>336141974
>slightly overcooked pepperoni
>>336172260
That don't look like no pipe I ever seen boi
>>336150787
I usually go for either 4 seasons or whatever is the spiciest on the menu, never bothered with figuring out what toppings. Fuck olives though.
Thin crust, deep dish is too much like a pie for me to appreciate it.I've still yet to try a calzone, what the fuck is wrong with me?
>>336172351
>Certainly not as greasy as other pizza places.
I'd hate to see those "other" pizza places
http://www.strawpoll.me/10105294/
>>336172587
>no 'the lot' option
>>336168585
>he's never had margherita
literally the best pizza
>>336172426
You got me anon! That's actually my special edition portable dragon dildo!
Here's the deluxe version.
>>336170667
I've had, and, sorry, but your taste is shit. Sausages themselves are pretty shit tier as it is.
>>336172426
you're a stupid fucking nigger
>>336173013
lewd
>>336173013
Shit nigga does taking a toke make you see more Graffix?
>>336173006
>Margherita
Margherita has Tomato Sauce and Cheese you retard
>>336172065
I-its my guilty pleasure
>>336172284
but it's pizza dough, they just made it thinner and crisper in that pic
>>336173197
Nah dude it makes me see my waifu's in 3D.They will never be real ;_;
>>336172426
ur a tard
>>336173432
You could find a girl irl and chop off her arms.
>>336172065
Honestly it's not bad there are just so much better things out there
>>336173268
what is that autistic shit?
>>336173546
Can I toss some acid onto her too and give her loads of codeine?
>>336150787
>classic cheese or pepperoni
>deep dish
I'm the most vanilla of pizza lovers
>>336173251
real margherita doesn't have tomato sauce, it has sliced tomatoes on top and either no sauce or a basalmic base
>>336173320
No way...that looks too solid to be Pizza Dough
Unless it's an autistic special snowflake murrican version of Pizza Dough I don't know about
>>336172065
I don't like pineapple in general.
It's something about the texture.
>>336173432
>That artstyle
For fucks sake Mugino get out, you already shat up /u/ and /a/ to no end.
>>336173827
they just add more flour to the mix
>>336173956
I don't know who you're talking about. I just really like crippled grills cause it was babby anon's first VN.
>>336147640
>disliking crepes
Holy shit look at this pleb. Sorry you only had Mac and cheese growing up
>>336173632
A dank meme
>all these bread haters
>he doesnt make his own bread or buys homemade loaves
I'm a faguette for baguettes
>>336164741
>You want to go? we'll fucking go.
Italian manlet confirmed.
>>336173827
it's not murrican, it'sBR
Dante isnt evem human
He aint gettin heart attack for at least 1000 years
>americans actually thinking pizza is their invention
how can a country be so arrogant? what do they teach you in school?
>>336172065
yeah
knwoing ./v/ shit taste nobody likes the best pizza int he world
>>336173782
I'm getting conflicting reports researching online(some say the first margherita was made with t.sauce some say with tomatoes)
Do they still make it the same way in Italy or what? Because all the Margherita's I've eaten in real life were with Tomato Sauce...not sure how much of a difference it makes but I can't think of a Pizza with no Tomato Sauce...it's strange
>>336174863
>europeans think that bread with tomatoes can be called pizza
Dante likes pizza because he's cool.
It's as simple as that.
>>336174863
>America emerged fully formed from George Washington's brow
>>336174996
>americans think that pizza is their invention because one of their ingredients isn't local
LMFAO how do you come up with this shit
>>336174986
how they make it in pizza today is hardly indicative of how they did it to begin with,
>>336171339
WHERE IS THAT PIZZA FROM
>>336173013
DUDE
>>336175309
MOD pizza nigga. Mostly on the west coast I think.Weonly have like 100 stores.
Italian here.
the next guy that says "pizza is american" will see their mother's body in a ditch.
>>336148528
>mfw I'm from Illinois so I can get Lou Malnati's whenever I want
Feels good.
>>336175701
oh good, then we'll finally be able to give her a proper burial
>>336175701
Italian-American here.
Pizza is as American as the 4th of July :^)))
>>336174863
They also think Hamburgers are their invetion when they were invented in Hamburg,Germany
Hence the name "Hamburg"-er
>>336175701
Italians wouldn't eat pizza hawai though. What would you call that one then, except an abomination?
>>336175701
>Italians invented flatbreads with varying toppings
Italian here. Kill yourself. Race is a construct
>>336175281
I'm pretty sure Italians are traditional about this shit
Like the Napoletana is still made with the same ingridients 100+ years ago
>>336175943
so they're chinese?
>>336176126
well there's being traditional, but then there's having to pander to tourists to make ends meet
>>336175557
Fucking disgusting. Been there twice, both times some hipster sack of shit fucked up my pizza. I'd rather make it myself from scratch a fucking small is like 20 $ fuck you shill
>>336142460
>Water veggies only virgins
>>336176052
white here. Kill yourself shitskin
>>336171436
It's a fucking disgusting pizza chain, surprise surprise some indoctrinated poorfag who works at a pizza place is shilling it on the internet.
>Tfw work out every morning because I can eat everything I want and not gain much
All my obese coworkers are always poking jokes at me, they wouldn't be in that position if they would get out the fucking ambulance and move once in a while on breaks.
I feel people in 911 act like its the job and not themselves for why they're fat fucks, no one tells you to go and buy 7-11 garbage after 7 hours of coffee only.
>>336170667
Sorry, but I don't suck dick.
>>336176052
we all know the israelites invented unleavened bread
>>336176303
>italy
>shitskin
stay jelly of our tan cumskin!
>>336176262
What? Our highest priced pizza is like 11 bucks and it's a double decker.
>Tfw some nigger last night asked for a fucking hamburger pizza then complained when it came out like shit so WE HAD TO MAKE HIM AFUCKINGNOTHER ONE.
Fuck niggers
>>336176441
Eh I live in AZ so we don't really have any other pizza places other than shitty chains like Papa Johns and shit.
>>336176052
>Race is a construct
>>>/tumblr/
>>336176229
AFAIK there's traditional and modern pizzerias in Italy
Traditonal being those ones who only serve Marinara and Margherita
>>336176703
every place near me has hamburger pizzas on their menu
>>336177085
Well we don't. It could have come down to the bitch on oven didn't do it right but I just hate when faggots come in asking for special service.
Just fuckin buy a pizza nigga.
>>336177056
there is a 180+ years old pizzeria in napoli and they serve all kinds of pizza, just not pizza with modern toppings. Haven't seen a single pizzeria where you only get 2 pizzas and I ve been there 3 times or 4 by now.
>>336176703
I'm sorry what? I got a pizza and a drink and it was almost 30$. My girlfriend and I both agreed that it was the worst we've ever had, and were astonished that they managed to burn the crust.
If we wanted cafeteria style pizza we'd go to blaze pizza and even then we're far too busy paying for overpriced coffee or one of the many 4-5 star restaurants in the bay area. Fuck sakes you could even get a bowl of pho that would last two meals and it's only like 7 dollars.
You're lucky teenagers and soccer moms have shit taste otherwise you'd be out of a job.
>>336150787
Normally meat lovers but if I'm with a bunch of faggy vegetarians olives and mushrooms are a pretty classic combo
>>336151217
I've been to Japan and they can't make burgers to save their lives.
Now, Japanese pizza on the other hand. There's a reason why PIZZAH-DES is such a meme.
>>336141974
He's basically a dude bro that kicks ass and kills demons
>>336177296
Wiki is claiming that some place called "Da Michele" in Via.C Sersale that opened in 1870 only serves those 2
Could be wrong though it's jewpedia after all
>>336170032
Those are Smarties, a European knockoff of M&M's.
>>336177507
When I went to Japan and ordered pizza they gave me something that looked like this. Not nearly as pretty as in the advertisement and even sloppier than stuff I can get from chains at home.
>>336172065
It's the second most common and optimal choice just falling behind pepperoni.
>>336177823
No clue where Via C Sersale is, never heard of it. I didn't claim that such places do not exist, I just said that I ve been there for months and never saw such a place even though I ve been to a pizzeria just as old as the one you listed. Sounds like a very weird idea to me.
>>336177402
My nigga. Ever tried throwing some artichoke on there as well?
>>336169580
>putting motherfucking onions on a pizza
>It's a /v/ argues about 'healthy' foods despite knowing nothing about them episode
...
>>336172065
>Not liking Hawaiian
You stain this board with your very presence.
At least >>336174865 gets it.
>>336177887
>that pic
Jesus Christ I fucking threw up in my mouth
>>336177887
>one shitty pizza on behalf of the entire country
Ebin xd
>>336178085
Artichoke is pretty decent now and then. If I have to get a third vegetarian topping though it would be jalepenos
>>336178150
Replace food with videogames and you'll have the same result.
>>336178205
Apparently squid ink is pretty tasty, though you wouldn't know it from the looks.
>>336177862
Other way around pal
Smarties were introduced in 1937
M&M were introduce in 1941
>>336141974
>thread on /v/ about video games (32 replies and 4 images omitted, half the comments are filled with "cuck," "faggot," etc.)
>thread on /v/ about pizza (462 replies and 95 images omitted, mostly civil discussion)
>>336145413
Because man everything is a meme. EVERYTHING.
>>336177991
>Via C Sersale
quick google search shows that it's on Napoli
>>336178570
Looks like someone threw in coal instead of cheese
>tfw want pizza now
>>336178843
Fuck this thread is making me hungry. Too bad I live in a shitty small town with 1 mediocre pizza place.
>>336178843
>>336178934
Welcome to every visit to /ck/.
>>336178615
>mostly civil discussion
We can fix that.
>>336179252
since when could you get yellow beans?
>>336178570
Yeah, it's fucking great.
Try to eat rice with black ink and squids if you can.
>>336177887
>Fucking corm.
What the fuck anon.
>>336179252
Goddammit
>>336179045
But anon, I want real food.
Not discussing about whether I'll go to Mcdonalds or Wendy's.
>>336179405
at one point I was so broke I had to live off oats made with water and bbq sauce added for flavor. after that I'll try anything
>>336178843
>Tfw just bought a pizza.
Shit's delish anon.And I got it half off :^)))
>>336179510
9/10 food critics can't tell mcdonalds from gourmet food if you change the presentation
>>336179252
Wow, I went in expecting something like this but it made me mad regardless. What kind of fucking Neanderthal puts ketchup on steak? I swear to god if it's cooked any higher than medium rare.
>>336179252
where's the mashed potato and corn on the cob?
>>336179648
Then they must be fucking retarded if they can't tell a homemade/gourmet hamburger from a poor excuse of cheap buns from Walmart, a slice of mystery meat and plastic cheese.
I need to know who says that.
>>336179809
I get mine medium well, no sauce unless it's a special sort they pair with it though.
Fight me
>>336141974
FUCK YOU
>>336179045
That's a lot of Allemande sauce.
>>336179986
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Qa6QXBxxWw
>>336142460
Why the fuck do retards even say shit like this? The air you breathe is fucking poisonous, it's not pure!
That's literally the equivalent of what you're saying. If you eat pizza 24/7, and just pizza, with liters of soda everyday, yeah.
You can still eat pizza everyday and be fine. It's all my brother eats and he's fit. I also can't stand fucking retards hating good food. I am Italian, and I've had some damn good pizza.
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>>336180117
did they seriously considered those self-professed food 'experts' legitimate? This video reveals more of how much of a phony they were in the first place.
>Shitty
Sounds like you ate shit pizza anon
Try something else other than cafeteria hero slices with sauce and called it Pizza
Go to a place with an actual oven
>>336180759
Not him, but if you're gonna go to a food convention and have no idea what you're talking about, just say so.
>How is this food different from Mcdonalds?
>I dunno, I just think it tastes good
Is it really so bad to admit ignorance in a subject?
>>336179530
Try oats with milk, just right and a great breakfast, as long as you heat it in a microwave for a few minutes.
>>336182449
well at the time I straight up didn't have three bucks for milk
>>336182517
We've all been there.I'm heading there ;_;
>>336142460
>worried about health
>sits on his ass all day shitposting on /v/
>>336180506
this
the sun gives us radiation too doesn't mean we should be afraid of the sunshine(even though I hate it because I'm a caveman who prefers darkness)
Wew lads.
I think this thread was more fun and had more well informed people than anything else in the catalog.
>>336142460
There are worse ways to go.
>>336184285
Disgusting
>>336180069
Might as well just get it well done since you clearly don't care about the quality and flavor of the meat you're eating.
>>336184285
>>336184541
I'm convinced that Pizza was invented for fat fucks
>>336184210
So what's the rest of that image?
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