>tfw best girl was one tiny detail away from being perfect
>>336131214
oh no you didn't
>>336131214
Congrats. You ruined her.
>>336131214
No cock?
>>336131214
>ruining her perfect eyes
Die
>>336131530
>not wanting yencock filling your ass at night
>>336131214
>Perfect girl
>Literally a hunchbacked wench without the aid of magic
>Also a whore that cheats on Geralt.
Nah son. She's only perfect for cucks.
>>336131498
>>336131579
Ah, that would explain why a mutant like Geralt is so attracted to her, her mutated genetics, her blue eyes! Of course!
>>336131716
>blue
keep digging, son
she WAS perfect, until they changed her into a plastic Cameron Diaz lookalike
>>336131640
>>Also a whore that cheats on Geralt.
Did this actually happen? With who? I only played TW3.
>>336131214
>tfw no real yennefer to cuddle with
>>336131640
To be fair, Geralt fucks a shit ton of people too. Their relationship seems pretty open.
>>336132047
I just realized her face looks like Bendthatdick Cuminthatbitch
>>336132129
She looked more plastic in that trailer, m8
>>336132190
She sleeps with other persons just like geralt does. Nothing else. They just spout memes.
>>336132190
In the books she fucks another wizard even while Geralt is staying with her.Geralt and the wizard almost dueled to death because of her.
>>336132247
What do you call a relationship in which both persons cuck the other?
>>336132301
B-but I haven't fucked anybody else as Geralt... Did I cuck him? Poor fellow...
>>336132190
Yes, it literally happened, though it was in the books. It was with some wizard douchebag. She literally fucks Geralt at night, leaves and fucks some wizard in the morning.
It was at that moment I realize Yen is the absolute worst girl and complete used goods.
>>336132247
>To be fair, Geralt fucks a shit ton of people too. Their relationship seems pretty open.
It honestly isn't and Yen gets really fucking pissy when it comes to Triss for example.
>>336132357
They never slept with others while being in a relationship, you idiot.
>>336132363
>mfw there's almost no girls to fuck in W3
>>336132129
is that yennefer lawrence
>>336132357
An open relationship. Some one is almost always getting fucked over in this situation, though.
>>336132357
Disfunctional
>>336132129
Looks like shit. Her final model is much better.
>>336132387
This part of the book made me furious. Cheated on Geralt with that shitwizard, then had the guts to dump geralt AGAIN with her gay little bird message.
>>336132506
Literally perfection.
>>336132387
Dank. Still hotter than Triss, though.
>>336132446
Read the books, Yen totally did. Unapologetically cheats on Geralt.
>>336132357
a cuckfest
>>336132417
True, but still they keep fucking other people behind eachothers backs. It's just that they love eachother to care about that shit too much.
>>336132539
>>336132589
They weren't in a relationship at that very moment, you fucking dongs. Stop spouting wrong shit.
>>336132532
I swear I will never understand cucks who like that disgusting hunchback whore.
>>336132661
>literally staying with eachother
>literally fucking eachother
>both think that they love eachother
>>336132282
i don't think so m8, she looked like a younger version of the actress who played her on the TV show
>>336132661
>This is what cucks tell themselves when they get cheated on
>WE WERE ON A BREEEAAAAK
Keep telling yourself that champ.
>>336132129
>>336132506
I like the trailer yen, but it makes her look too meek. The final model gets her abrasive personality down alot better.
>>336132772
that dragon looks like the saddest motherfucker
>>336132734
She was still mad at geralt for just leaving her. This is explicitly said in the books that she was really mad at him even after that because she opened her heart for him and he just left.
She never did that before for any man.
>>336132731
BTFO holy fuck.
>>336132731
Worth breaking up with Yen for that scene alone.
Yennefer always gave me an Eva Green vibe, making her best girl by default.
>>336132387
Let's also remember that they dated for a year before that and Geralt just left without saying anything one day. His relationship autism is as strong as her cuntery (plus he cheats even more).
This was also some 15-20 years before the games, and they've grown as people since then. Shard of Ice era Yen is shit.
>>336132854
>she was mad at him
>that's why they weren't together
>and that's why it isn't cheating
Are you retarded?
>>336132921
Ew, no
>>336132731
Yen's arrogance came back to bite her in the ass.
She wanted to know if her feelings for Geralt were true but never stopped to think that Geralt might not like her if the wish was broken.
So we're continuing from last thread yes?
>>336132975
Just read the books and stop spouting shitposts from some anons who also never read a book.
>>336132941
>>336132854
They weren't together. Yennefer was there with geralt because she wanted to choose Istredd or Geralt.
>>336132854
>Geralt go do this thing
Why am I doing this thing?
>Teehee, just go do it!
Yen. I'm an adult killing machine. I just want to know why you want me to do it
>JUST DO THE FUCKING THING GERALT I'LL EXPLAIN LATER
Well okay, I did the thing and it caused a bunch of shit. People want my head. Yen, are you there? Yen?
>Oh sorry Geralt I fucked off and let you deal with the mess while I was dancing at a King's ball and letting a prince go down on me. Did you do the thing?
>>336131214
Anon, Whathaveyoudone!.jpg
>>336133090
Nigger I have the book right there in my shelf, you're the retarded one here
>she wanted to choose Istredd or Geralt
Yen never cared about Istredd, she only did it to hurt Geralt. Did you even read the book you mong?
Friendly reminder that according to the books Geralt is a literal cuck.
>>336133083
Is there a topless version?
I want to milk her.
>>336132731
>panel 5
Did you seriously just give her shitskin eyes?
>>336133230
>Yen never cared about Istredd
You clearly never read the books or not properly.
She wanted to use the bird for geralt. Ergo dump him forever.
>>336133232
Don't forget being seriously retarded and autistic.
I've played through four times now and I still haven't done a Yenn playthrough just because I fucking love this scene too much
>>336133090
Are you completely incapable of understanding social and relationship context?
>>336133232
He's not married, so no, not literally.
>>336133230
>she only did it to hurt Geralt.
What the fuck?
>>336133376
Are you too stupid to understand that they weren't in a relationship?
>>336132047
Cute feet
>>336132357
a normal marriage
Well this thread proves it, only a literal autist with no understanding of social dynamics would defend Yen's cuntery toward Geralt with cheating ways. Glad we cleared this up
>>336133484
>b-but they never announced they were together and they never updated their magic facebook to say they were together!
>They just traveled together, spent their time together, slept together, and were rekindling all their prior romance!
>The conflict of share of ice is irrelevant since they weren't together so nobody could get cheated on ;-)
dis nigga
Geralt is a cunt
Yen is a cunt
They are made for each other
>Yenn gets her memory back within a week
>still tries to fuck the Viper witchers
>Geralt doesn't have his memory for several months
>Yenn gets pissed that Geralt had sex with other people while he had no memory of her
>Even though she had her own memory back fully within a week and made no effort to find Geralt
there's a reason all of Geralt's friends hate Yenn
there's a reason all of Geralt's friends don't mention Yenn when Geralt is amnesic
there's a reason that random character thinks Yennefer's name is Guinevere
Yennefer/Geralt is a truly unhappy and incredibly toxic relationship
>>336132792
I liked trailer Yen because she looked like a stuck-up bitch. The final model just looks bubbly.
>>336132731
>making my waifu sad
delete this.
>>336133673
>Yenn gets her memory back within a week
>still tries to fuck the Viper witchers
Pretty sure she said she got it back with the aid of the Nilf mages.
>>336133653
>you have to be in a relationship to fuck someone!
>you have to be in a relationship to travel or stay with someone!
Go away virgin.
>>336133484
>start dating a girl
>go on 3 dates over 2 weeks
>4th date comes and it's time for sex
>you find out she fucked a random guy the night before your 4th date
According to you, this is perfectly fine because you're not officially in a relationship
>>336133083
cute feet
>>336133819
That's not even what happened.
>>336133369
I can never go back on my choices in RPGs. Even on a new playthrough, I end up doing the same thing I did the first time. It was only last year that I could sit down and play Iorveth's path in TW2 because picking him felt wrong.
Also, I'm just trying to start an NG+ playthrough and several items sets (most notably the Wolven one and the DLC armor) are missing, did you encounter that? I supposedly the latest patch fixed that but it did fuck all for me.
It's pretty sad that you can have better discussion here than on the witcher general
>>336133241
Probably, ask CDPR
>>336133369
> I've played through four times now
KURWAAAAAAAA
SIEMA PL
WILNO NASZNE
>>336133927
2nd one looks like blonde morrigan
>>336132449
That was the worst part about it. I still haven't played hearts of stone. Are there plenty of girls to fuck in that?
>>336134107Shani
>>336133241
>>336133949
People who worked at Disney claimed that the animators there make r34 of almost all characters, they're just smart enough to to share it with anyone.
Somewhere there's a drawer full of canon Elsa porn.
>>336133935
two different boards and all that
>>336134176
AKA Actual Best GirlIn Witcher 1
The only one of these women that isn't a butt ugly hunchback without being heavily modified with magic.
PURE
U
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Anyone else feel like the wild hunt should've been fleshed out more? Like, their home world and all that. If they're so sophisticated and powerful then why do they need to capture slaves? Why not use magic for slave stuff?
>>336134575
They have all the slaves they need from the homeworld they captured and genocided. They need to capture Ciri so that they can get the bloodline back, and then invade a new world before theirs dies.
>>336134575
>Anyone else feel like the wild hunt should've been fleshed out more
Of course and apparently there was a lot of cut content that had plenty to do with the Wild Hunt.
>If they're so sophisticated and powerful then why do they need to capture slaves?
Read the books
>>336134575
I'm pretty sure they just hunt for sport.
>>336134575
Fuck, I don't even remember why they kidnapped people who weren't related to Ciri.
Was it really just to gather slaves?
>>336131214
so, with a number of threads we get recently it means bnw trailer is very close
good. same thing happened with hos
>>336134575
The biggest let down of TW3: The Wild Hunt was, in fact, the Wild Hunt.
In the first game, and the second, you feel like these guys are serious fucking business. Each and every one of them is an immensely powerful magical inter-dimensional being, sent to cull those who spurn fate and destiny.
Instead they're just a bunch of jocks who are sick of the fact their planet is getting chilly. So they use... ice magic...?
Nah, The Wild Hunt was really retarded.
>>336134809
no, they were searching for potential "source" to make interdemensional elves great again
>>336133927
i want to bone that thing on the far right
>>336131716
All living things are a result of mutations you retard
also
>blue eyes
>>336131214
just imagine if Triss wasn't a romance option in W3 like they originally planned, then these threads wouldn't be just 100% shitposting
>>336133475
Yen is a bitch.
>>336132731
I will never not chuckle at that last panel
>>336135225
the non-waifuwars witcher thread happens earlier in the day.
>>336133928
Same for me senpai. In New Vegas I always side with NCR at the end, can't help it.
>>336135398
a mix of ac2 and darksouls 1 for some reason
at least feels that way
>>336132731
Geralts face in the last panel looks like that reaction image cat.
>>336135443
how? game strongly makes you wish for "take the power for myself" route
>>336133927
Wonder if we'll see Regis in this. There is that card frame of him so it wouldn't surprise me.
>>336133109
>Oh sorry Geralt I fucked off and let you deal with the mess while I was dancing at a King's ball and letting a prince go down on me. Did you do the thing?
Did that actually happen or are you just exaggerating?
>>336134294
>implying there isn't a whole stash of Zootopia porn everyone contributes too
There isn't a single artist I know who doesn't draw their own porn.
Even Osamu Tezuka the creator of chinese cartoons had his own homemade furry porn stash.
>>336135612
does game actually have room like this? i recongnize the lute statue though
>>336135691
That is a general and regular situation that Geralt finds himself in. He gets told to do something like a dog, told to shut up and stop disobeying orders when he questions why he should be doing the action, and then Yen fucks off or reveals that what he just did was of immense benefit to her and of no benefit to him at all.
When every character says that she 'treats Geralt like a dog' they really mean that she treats him like a pet- a stupid moron who is barely capable of understanding what she has to say, never mind her intentions or motivations. Most of the time Geralt would help her anyways, he just wants to know what she's up to, but she refuses to even tell him that.
All. The. Time.
>>336134880
I thought it was lame as fuck that they're just elves with face tattoos. I mean, I guess it was established pretty early on (I think in TW1), but they could've done something more outlandish with them to really make it seem like they're different.
>>336135950
Pretty hard to do that when they're like that in the books.
>people still think Yen is a whore and Geralt a manwhore
over the course of 7 fucking books Geralt slept with only 5 different women, Yen slept with 2 different guys, one of them Geralt, so get fucking real you illiterate fuckers
>>336135934
Why does she act like that though?
And if she treats him so disdainfully, why the fuck would she try to save him in the end with her magic, even though she knows the attempt would kill her?
>>336135950
> I mean, I guess it was established pretty early on (I think in TW1)
Or, you know, the books the games were based on.
>>336135934
>being this wrong
holy shit
I dont recall those floors but the statues were legit.
>>336136115
>implying I've read the books
I would if I could ass myself to order them from Amazon or something. And aren't a bunch of them untranslated?
>>336132731
Went that way, seems right.
uggh later this cunt threw me into lake.
>>336131214
Yeah. If Yen had a larger rack she'd be literally perfect.
>>336136229
There are translations, but some of them are fan translations and the quality varies from "barely ok" to "fucking terrible". I'd say go for it anyways, but just don't try to read word-for-word in cases where the translation starts getting shaky.
>>336136229
The two short story collections have official translations now, I think the main arc still has like 2 officially untranslated books.
>been playing with Triss the whole time for 1 and 2
>figure I won't change in W3 even though she's a dishonest cunt
>wow Yen's a bitch
>follow her questline though Skellington isles
>hear her cute banter with Geralt
>her motherly instinct towards Ciri (doing the necromancy shit that was like raping her mentally just for a chance of ciri-relevant info)
>also think she's a little prettie0r than Triss
>finally pick her, Geralt and Ye nare perfect for each other
Anyone else went through it this way? Yen really grew on me.
>>336134880
>In the first game, and the second, you feel like these guys are serious fucking business
You hardly see or hear about them in the first to games, though. Everything that's said about them is pretty much speculation.
>>336134880
It happened in the books too.
First they were really scary and spooky but in the last book we learn that they're just elves.
But Yen is a massive bitch, and that's a turn off.
>>336136229
>his country doesn't have public library system
top kek
>>336136425
You should really read the books then
>>336136229
>And aren't a bunch of them untranslated?
Only 2 of the main books are untranslated, 1 of which is coming out in English very soon. Less than a month I believe.
Plus you can pirate them all as ebookslike I did
>>336132731
first play through i go with Trish and legit forget to do this quest before i leave the islands. ha
>>336136481
At least she's upfront. I couldn't forgive Triss for not at least telling Geralt he was close with someone else before.
>>336136534
How's Yen depicted?
>>336133083
>never got to explore this wild cunt
CDPR used to be based, now they're just a bunch of teases.
>>336136426
That's whats interesting about them though, you know they're out fucking around but no one why, or even what they're fucking around for.
>>336132208
>cuddle
more like have a rough sex session with BDSM themes
>>336134768
>Read the books
Stop. Video games books are fucking trash tier.
>>336136659
>How's Yen depicted?
A huge cunt that literally fucks another guy just to spite Geralt. Also insanely greedy for magical power.
>>336136495
>implying I'd want to go where hobos watch porn to look for a niche fantasy novel
>>336136659
>How's Yen depicted?
They really nailed her in the game in my opinion.
>>336136831
They were books before they were videogames you mongoloid retard.
>>336136425
>played TW1 and thought Triss was a backstabbing bitch, even though she had a nice rack
>played TW2 didn't like her manface and again backstabbing
>played TW3 and went with Yen since I heard she is his significant other from the books, so might aswell go with the canon choice
and then I read the books which cemented my view on the matter, she is also far better written in TW3 than Triss, who is just this one dimensional college girl while Yen is a real woman
>>336136659
>How's Yen depicted?
Not that anon, but she's a bit of a cunt, but still loves Geralt madly and acts like a mother to Ciri, although she's quite strict.
>>336136831
Is this bait?
The books came out in the 90's
>>336136108
Because she's a very strange bitch man. A very, very strange bitch. She treats him like shit and speaks to him like he's an idiot, but she loves him all the same.
>>336136837
Sounds like my kind of thing desu I can't fucking stand what a doormat cockslave Triss is for Geralt
>>336136880
>>336136947
Sounds nice.
>>336136942
I found Triss kind of annoying the whole time, really.
>>336136864
Damn son, your libraries sound pretty shit. Ours are pretty nice, they always get the newest books in a week and there are no hobos around, only elderly reading magazines because they have nothing better to do.
>>336136108
I'm pretty sure in the short story where they fall in love, Yen warns Geralt that she is hard to handle but Geralt doesn't care.
>>336136659
I've only read Last wish and blood of elves, but based on those two it feels like W3 Yen was a 1:1 translation. Super bitchy, natural motherly qualities with ciri, when time permits she and geralt fuck like tigers.
>>336137073
Check your privledge.
I have a pentium, can i run the game at 30fps anyhow?
>>336131214
not being real
shock therapy is best quest
>>336133928
Its retarded that they know 90% of people would choose Roache yet still make Vergen way better than the Kaedweni camp.
>>336135669
I'd love to, but he took 50 years to regen his head, what will it take him to recover from being literally melt and glassed? It's only been 10 years between the books and TW3
Stitching this shit together is fun
>>336137482
I chose Iorveth on my first playthrough because my goal was to track down Letho and only Iorveth had solid information.
>>336136108
>be young
>go into a relationship with urnealistic expectations
>get hurt badly because of hit
>be a total bitch from that point on to everyone so no one gets close to you and hurts you
>be an even bigger bitch once someone does manage to get close
if you mangae to get through the bants you get a 10/10 loyal waifu though, that's why yen is considered the patrician choice and triss the easymode with little payoff
>>336137524
The games aren't canon anyways, so I think they could do it. Just put it on "lol higher vampires" and it'll be ok.
>>336135357
>Did I leave the stove on?
>>336137572
Same. I thought Iorveth was an asshole but at least he had some credible leads to work with.
>>336137639
>be young
I'm pretty sure Yen is an old hag even when they first got together. Rest is true though.
>>336137572
That's the exact same thing I did, Iorveth seems like he had more urgency to finding Letho, but from /v/ at least it seems like the majority chose Roache
>Can't fuck Ciri
whats the point
>>336131214
TOP KEK
yen is nothing more than a cunt who tricked geralt into "falling in love" with her by putting him in a position where he had no choice but to save yen from herself.
>>336137806
>wanting a rugmuncher
lol
>>336137482
>>336137572
Iorveth being a cock aside, I stuck with Roche because it would be pretty incriminating to abandon the only person willing to vouch for my innocence.
>>336137759
He may have meant relationships in her youth. Yen has all sorts of issues growing up among sorceresses.
As a result, she may have been 80~ when she first got together with Geralt, but both of them had the emotional maturity of a 13 year old. Their jobs don't really let them experience relationships and their personalities entrench that.
>>336137639
>little payoff
Seeing Geralt's face in the last panel of >>336132731 is the most payoff I've ever had in any game ever. I don't really care who Geralt sticks his digital cock in but seeing Yen get absolutely BTFO was magical on all levels.
>>336137759
it's a personality trait you develop when you are young, an adult isn't affected by emotional trauma so much that it changes his personality
with which I want to say, yen was burned in a realtionship when she was young and is a cunt since that day
>>336137779
>but from /v/ at least it seems like the majority chose Roche
They just wanted to fuck Ves
>>336137891
Geralt literally has a magic dick and an incest fetish he can purge her homosexuality.
>>336137891
She's pretty clearly a typical "Ill try whatever" teen in the books that's just desperate for intimacy.
The reason you don't fuck her is you will literally fucking die. The elder pussy is haunted.
>>336132731
the kevin nash-looking geralt makes it even funnier somehow
>>336137482
W2's route split was poorly realized. I have nothing but respect for cdprojekt for making an entire chapter of content completely missable on a ng playthrough, but in practice the full game would've benefited more if it was somehow integrated all at once.
>>336137639
>Be as old, or older than Geralt, who is 75 minimum
>Get involved with a guy whose entire existence is travelling the northern realms and slaying monsters for pitiful amounts of money
>All the while you are used to charging massive sums of money for paltry tasks and have luxurious homes in multiple cities
>Treat your lover like the mutant he is when he clearly is unique in the sense of maintaining moral and ethical doubts about situations any other witcher wouldn't care about
>Get badly hurt because you expected a Witcher to not sleep with anyone else while he's on The Path and you fuck off to do mage shit
>Hook up again and spend a long time traveling together, relearning each other, and realizing that he's the only guy that really gets you.
>Drag him to a city he totally hates so you can inform him that he has competition in the form of a stuck up piece of trash mage
>Ride them both and then leave Istredd a letter saying he's rejected
>Go back to the room and leave the exact same letter and messenger for Geralt
That's more accurate m8.
>>336138164
I give them credit for making a game you really want (and almost need) to replay. Most choices are just "affect ending to A/B/C", W2 gives you a ton more.
>>336138197
>Treat your lover like the mutant he is
Try harder
>>336135357
>>336137667
>>336135537
That's the face of utter regret, and he knows there's no way he can take it back unless he can convince Ciri to turn back time
>>336138197
>Have massive motherhood issues
>Mage promises to make babby
Shard of Ice Yen is shit-tier and filled with issues. Post-Ciri Yen is a fairly different person (not to mention it's many years later) and has calmed down from that shit for the most part.
>Get badly hurt because you expected a Witcher to not sleep with anyone else while he's on The Path and you fuck off to do mage shit
More like "give a Witcher a comfortable life and then he fucks off in the night because he's terrified of being tied down and changing his lifestyle". Don't discount Geralt's autism.
>>336132731
Wait? In the book, wasn't the Djinn granting Geralt's wish because he wanted to make sure the fucker was unable to kill Yennefer? Is there another Djinn or does the third game have its facts fucked up? Haven't gotten to that one yet.
>>336138349
>Go do that thing
>You wouldn't understand even if I told you
>Why haven't you done X at Y for me yet?
>Actually uses his witcher mutations as means of insulting him and getting under his skin at several instances
>Somehow I'm wrong
No buddy, deny it harder.
tfw your pc is so shit that you only will be able to play the game after nobody else will remember shit and I will have no friends to talk about it
>>336136229
>he doesn't have e-ink reader and pirates hundreds of books
Sapkowski must have a strong cuck fetish like GRRM has a scat fetish. Every character gets cucked in some form or another in the books
>>336138523
>4chan can't handle metaphors
He's saying he wants to break up with her, and now that the bond is gone they have no reason to pretend. It's not literal that the end of the Djinn bond stopped his feelings.
>>336138538
Sure thing "buddy"
>>336133927
Rightmost has to be a trap. I will be disappointed if she isn't.
>>336136096
>Yen slept with 2 different guys, one of them Geralt,
That we know of. You're assuming that Yen remained perfectly celibate the entire time she was offscreen. Given what we know of her character, that's a completely absurd.
>>336138851
They're all traps bro. Look at the skeletal structure and nochest on each one.
>>336138982
Geralt's mental challenge at Thanedd, "It doesn't matter who she was with before because she's mine now, stay jelly fuckbois" seems to imply she's got history and he knows it.
Plus, we know she banged Crach an Craite, just not when.
>>336138982
>headcanon
kek
>>336137891
Now I'm interested in what percent of people made Ciri state that she was interested in Women when the choice came up.
>>336138982
yeah sure she is god knows how old, would be weird if she didn't
but the point was that Geralt isn't a manwhore how he is depicted in the first Witcher game, he only slept with a select few, like Essi, and not just any random chick he could pick up
and still people cry about how you can't sleep with every woman you run across in W3
>>336136096
how many girls or men did triss sex?
>>336139462
they should make that masseffect chart bioware did
>>336139565
The books straight up say many, like most sorceresses - both men and women.
>>336139535
>Essi
God, Essi was true best girl. The end of that story hit me hard.
>>336139565
>>336139694
One of them was Philippa
>>336139462
go make a strawpoll, I'll vote
>>336139770
There is no evidence for that.
>>336139736
Essi is cute. Cute!
>>336132449
>>336134107
Why does this even matter? Is your life so empty that pretending to fuck something not even real is good?
>>336139535
The first place Geralt goes, and the last place Geralt goes, when he enters a city, is the brothel that is smart enough to understand Witchers are their best customers.
What do you mean Geralt isn't a manwhore? He's a whoremonger.
>>336139906
Holy shit what? Read the books
>>336139906
there is literally a fragment in the books when yen was trying to get some help from other mages and calls philippa on megascope, there's triss sleeping with her
>>336133773
It's not about virginity. It's about not being a heathen you fucking atheist.
>>336132190
>I only played TW3.
>>336139906
Except for when Triss sides with the lodge against Ciri and Yen at Philippa's behest.
>>336139930
fuck, why did I laugh?
>>336133078
The wish was never what made them like eachother. Go read the books before making retarded comments.
CDPR retconning central aspects of the story and of characters is retarded.
>>336136327
>uggh
>>336140013
I only recall Geralt being in a Brothel once, that was in one of the short stories in the passiflora in Novigrad if I'm not mistaken
other than that I really don't recall what you said being in the books, except Season of Storms, haven't read that yet
READ THE FUCKING BOOKS
BEFORE
E
F
O
R
E
PLAYING THE GAMES
>>336140353
Would've been better for the first set in game to have sleeves, but eh..
>>336140220
I can't think of anything CDPR retconned. Left out, perhaps, but never brought up and retconned. Got any examples?
>>336140220
it wasn't really about magic - it was occasion for geralt to backpedal from yen
>>336140019
>>336140062
There's a scene where Philippa and Triss are in the same room, with both of them dressed in non-sexual attire. People made assumptions.
>>336140453
There's literally an example and explanation in the post you just replied to.
>>336134498
She was hotter in TW1 than TW3 tBh
>>336134498
Triss is all natural aswell.
>>336140456
The implication in the game is that ''It was the Djinn that made them love eachother'' if you choose the option to leave Yen after completing that quest.
Something CDPR failed at was making two choices result in two different realities, rather than the reality of the situation always being the same, but with two different choices.
Never seen another game do it like that, nonsensical.
>>336140456
Fucking this. People are retarded and can't understand analogy/metaphor.
It wasn't a retcon, it was Geralt's way of wording it. Not sure why I'm surprised people are autistic here, though.
>>336140442
No sleeves for you
>>336140492
maybe the translation you read was shit, but I read the original, and there is no doubt that Triss slept with philippa
>>336140702
This is a possibility.
>>336140631
Hahaha
>>336139535
He didn't even sleep with Essi, he didn't want her to think he was something she could have cause he was still wrapped up about Yen.
He did fuck Shani whe she was in school though. Probably 16-17 or something.
>>336140631
My nigger no, she isn't.
She got horribly disfigured during the Battle of Sodden Hill.
>>336140532
It's never implied that the wish is what made them like each other. The wish was merely that their fates were shared.
Yennefer's doubt is not a retcon. Are you guys fucking stupid? It's a call-back, a book nostalgia quest, not a retcon. Holy shit.
>>336132129
Looks like Jennifer Lawrence. Christ, what an ugly fucking face.
>>336140679
man witcher concept art is SO good. Armours in game are still nice but man, i'd love so many of the scrapped sets.
Bear for example looks amazing.
>>336132506
she looks like my sister if she had black hair / animu eye color
it's kinda disturbing
>>336141291
what do you mean animu eye color? where do you live that it seems unnatural to you?
>>336141291
post pics
Best ploughable girl right here.
>>336141291
P-pics? For science n' shit.
>>336140404
Rading the books just made me hate Yen more and it made picking Triss all the sweeter.
You're literally lifting a curse from Geralt.
>>336141464
Not him, but I never saw that shade of blue IRL.
>>336141529
>Yennefer's voice actress with her natural accent
Fuck yes
>>336132129
Absolutely fucking disgusting
>>336140353
feline set best set
>>336141904
doesn't sound convincing from people that think that futa is a good thing
>>336132387
>>336132532
Wait.
What?
>>336132190
This is bullshit as far as I'm aware, it's been awhile since I read the books but my impression is that Yenn had a relationship with some Wizard who was actually a pretty upstanding dude. Geralt came along, fell for Yenn, made that Wish, and basically bound Yenn to him and destroyed the relationship she had with the wizard.
Geralt and the wizard later came to terms with one another, but the fact remains Yenn didn't cheat on Geralt. Rather, Geralt NTR'd the wizard and Yenn fell for him.
>>336134294
Of course man. I'm a hobby artist and while I hate doing r34 requests I still dabble in it from time to time.
I mean, if you could literally generate your own porn anytime you wanted, wouldn't you? Imagine being able to lick your own balls. Same principle.
>>336140871
he did sleep with Essi, just looked it up, it's only mentioned in one sentence towards the end of the chapter but they did
>>336141805
is that the same voice? lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6Duw4VlkK0
>>336141805
It really shocked me when I learned that almost none of the actors are American.
>>336142090
no need to post anything, but what's your favourite r34 you made?
>>336142148
Yes. Denise Gough
She also voices that one qt skelligan woman from Tower outta nowhere quest and Vesemir's old love from that auction in Hearts of Stone
>a yen thread!
>shitposting
As usual.
>>336142248
UK company did VA
probably why it doesn't sound as cliche acted as everything US does
>>336142070
>Come to terms
The Wizard is suicidal at the end. Geralt was also suicidal, but got over it quicker than the mage did.
It doesn't really matter whether Yen chose Istredd or Geralt, the problem here is that she opened herself up to both intimately over long periods of time and then tossed them both away.
>>336142376
I love that portrait.
>>336141529
word
The elven prostitute in the passiflora is also pretty bangin
>>336142404
WHAT IS SHE DOING
>>336142061
I don't think futa is a good thing.
I also think that yenn in the trailer looks more like a plastic man than yen now.
>>336142404
Leeter is literally posterboy for SFM cuckold
>>336142408
I, for one, am really glad that they aren't speaking Ye Olde English.
Casting UK actors but making them talk in American was a very good call. Plus I guess they must be a lot cheaper and easier to work with than the whiny entitled US voice actors.
>>336142724
Why you say this.
>>336141718
maan, meeting your fellow witchers were definitely the feelsiest parts of TW3 for me
Given that Geralt's mother is a sorceress, how likely is it he'd fuck her if he didn't know who she was?
>>336142724
What's the name of the Ciri obsessed SFM person?
I keep forgetting his name, but I swear he's gotten much better than leeterr.
>>336141718
>Lambert looks like Christopher Lambert
is this a shop?
>>336143130
Geralt's mother was a Druid. That's a little bit different than being a sorceress.
>>336143157
I don't know I usually stop following them and block them after they get honey dicked into making a beast sfm
>>336143257
So yes
>>336142559
She didn't 'toss Geralt away' at all, here's an excerpt from the books which best conveys the relationship Yenn has with Geralt versus Triss. The scarred burn victim.
>‘I will leave you the information’, Yennefer said slowly. ‘I'll leave you the information on what I've found and what I plan. I’ll leave a trail you can follow to her. But not in vain. If you will not facilitate my exoneration in the eyes of the world, then to hell with you and with the world. But at least grant me exoneration in the eyes of the witcher.’
>‘No,’ Philippa denied the request almost instantly. ‘That is also not in the interest of the Lodge. You will also remain a traitor and a mercenary sorceress to your witcher. It is not in the interest of the Lodge for him to furiously attempt to avenge you. If he despises you, he will not attempt to take revenge. By the way, he's probably already dead or will die any day now.’
>‘The information’ Yennefer said dully, ‘for his life. Save him, Philippa.’
>'No, Yennefer. Because it's not in the interest of the Lodge.’
>A purple fire kindled in the sorceress’ eyes. ‘Did you hear that Triss? There, you have your Lodge. You see their true colours, their true interests. And what do you think of them? You were a mentor to the girl, almost – as you put it – a big sister. And Geralt...’
>‘Do not attack Triss’ relationships, Yennefer.’ Philippa retaliated with her own fire in her eyes. ‘We will find and rescue the girl without your help. And if you succeed, that's fine, a thousand thanks, because you will have saved us the trouble. You tear the girl out of the hands of Vilgefortz and we will be happy. And Geralt? Who cares about Geralt?’
>‘Did you hear that, Triss?’
>‘Forgive me,’ said Triss Merigold dully. ‘Forgive me, Yennefer.’
>‘Oh no, Triss. Never.’
>>336143356
>being that assblasted
>can't bang Cerys or Ciri
fucking why even bother?
>>336143357
>that was a good bed
>>336132818
That's Saskia breh.
>>336142724
He always makes white and black versions, pretty much everyone does it. Gotta pander to the cuckolds for dat Patreon monies anon.
>>336143438
and that's why yennefer is based and a true women to accompany Geralt in his life. She may be bitchy, she may be bossy, but she truly loves him and would give (and gave) her life for his anytime.
Triss a shit, forever and ever
>>336143776
Saskia sure looks like an abortion in the TV show
>>336143526
No, I just start to dislike them, like how much of a fuck up degenerated do you have to be to make such disgusting shit for some retard that gave you dosh ? worst part it immediately turn in to honeypot for the rest of beastniggers who do nothing but keep requesting same disgusting shit. Same goes with blackedpalacefiles what ever the fuck he honeydicks sfm artists into making cuck shit and honeypots the artist to where majority of the audience wants cuck shit, so its just better to ignore,block and move up, sfm scene is alive
the only person I'm sad succumbed honeydicking was LordArdvark, genuinely wish he din't make that nasty shit that he did
>>336143850
Thanks for posting all those.
>>336143895
You are assblasted.
>>336143438
Yes, she comes to terms and realizes that Geralt's the one for her. But this is far later in the books.
Triss is a shit. I'm not arguing she isn't. Out of the two, Merigold is certainly the worst option. She's a liar, a betrayer, a bit of a psychopath, and didn't lift a finger to help Geralt or Ciri even when Geralt kept her alive all throughout their voyage with the dwarves. Fuck her.
>>336131214
Let me guess, not plastic enough?
>>336139694
>both men and women
degenerates
>>336144068
>>336143859
The only point I'd make about earlier in the books was that Geralt was the one who actually upset a longterm relationship she had with another wizard.
She didn't cheat on Geralt, rather she cheated on the wizard.
But I'm glad we're agreed that Triss is shit compared to Yenn.
>>336133927
what da fuck is up with the one on the far left
>>336134983
looks like a dude
i bet that's a dude
>>336144425
It's called a witcher, they're magic swordsmen and don't wear dresses.
Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon, i'm Wolf School
>>336135928
underrated
>>336145314
You don't get to bring Elves.
>>336144449
>we rebel by laborously working in an office coding and testing doors 10h a day to make money for the shareholders
Best waifu coming through.
Perfect mix of both sorceresses.
>>336145596
She also fucked Dandelion
>>336140679
RIP capes.
>>336145676
INTO
THE
TRASH
>>336145534
They've made arguably the most maturely themed mainstream fantasy game to date; and they did it without DRM.
Considering that, I'd say they're a minority regarding game developers. Which could be construed as rebellious.
>>336145534
It's funny because people have this idea CDPR is some small indie company that is struggling to make money when they're bigger than Bethesda in workforce, made tons of cash with TW3, own GOG, expanding into two more studios and announcing another project like next year. They also have a pretty shitty record in those company review websites because employees get paid poorly and overworked to all hell. Probably explains why they hire staff so much.
>>336133967
*NASZE
fix'd
>>336145676
>Implying neither Yen nor Triss fucked worse men
>Implying Geralt gives a fuck
>>336145596
>That caduceus
That's a symbol for treachery and greed.
>>336145596
SLAV MAGIC
>>336146006
Yenn had only one other relationship we know about, and it was a longterm one with a wizard who was actually pretty cool.
Gavella Glan!
>>336142332
I don't so it alot but if I had to choose, I once drew Sorceress going down on Maiden in Black.
I really wamt to draw some FireKeeper and Dancer porn, I have an obsession with dat ass.
>>336132129
Proto yen is what she is meant to look like in Sapkowski world
>>336145676
>he doesn't want to be Eskimo brothers with his best smartest most talented friend
>>336139462
>>336137891
Ciri was literally raped by a lesbian though.
>>336146125
If you think Yen of all people doesn't fuck around at least as much as Geralt does, then you're a pure innocent soul, friendo.
gonna play the first one having just finished dark souls1, will i have a good time?
>>336146271
Why not just dock dicks with Dandelion
>>336141718
Where can I download that book?
>>336144397
If you're dating two people, you're cheating on them both not just the person who was there first.
You're acting like because Geralt was the second guy, that means he shouldn't feel betrayed or angry.
>>336144976
i meant the old lady
>>336145874
low level employee getting paid poorly and being overworked to hell is pretty standard in modern game dev studios
>>336145874
Why do I see you in every single Witcher thread?
>>336135612
>tfw the game rarely send you to boring ruins
I just keep realising things that make me love this game so much.tfw Elder Scrolls VI has new standards to meet and surpass thanks to W3
>>336146558
Heh
>>336146147
can anyone explain to me why when I look West there isn't ocean but more land I see?
I thought the Isles were much farther away than that. The maps never seem to add up with how it appears in game or other maps compared.
>>336145874
Bethesda has always maintained a relatively low work-force in comparison to the ramping up of other studios.
I'm glad they made large amounts of cash- after all, this was only the third game they've ever made.
It's good they are using that money to expand their studio size, and begin to produce more games. It's almost as if this is exactly what a recently successful company would want to do. It sounds as if you're complaining about them making sound decisions?
>>336146535
It's what I remind myself of every time I've caught myself thinking that working on vidya could be fun.
>>336146780
No it doesn't. The current army of skyrimfags will make the next game a commercial hit regardless of quality - see Fallout 4.
>>336132387
Yeah she was a total shitter outside of her intro story with the genie. Got a little better in the main story but still the worst.
For Geralt waifus, Essi > Fringilla > the rest > Yen
>>336146684
Cause I like the games and CDPR
>>336146914
No, it's definitely not a bad thing, I'm glad CDPR is finding success and expanding with their talent. Just saying that there are some misconceptions about them.
>>336131214
Need link for mod(s), google doesn't come up with anything.
>>336146931
EA was the main force at standardizing treating employees like shit so, thanks EA.
Ofc working in japan is even worse so thats the bright side.
>>336133568
>a liberal marriage
FTFY
>>336146796
see and right here even of the left edge of the map
what is that land? Doesn't look like the Isles??
>>336146796
Different renditions
>>336146125
>a wizard who was actually pretty cool.
Not really, he insulted and tried to bribe Geralt to leave.
>>336147389
And then when his whore of a gf dumped tried to get (what he thought was) her new bf to kill him.
What an absolute cuck.
>>336147264
i want to see zerrikania so bad
>>336147749
A game in every region would be interesting as fuck
>>336146521
She's an old lady.
>>336147464
>>336147264
>tfw Kovir is so utterly OP that if they decided to join with the last Northern Kingdoms to repulse Nilfgaard they could do it in a week
>tfw the Kovir fleet is so technologically advanced it could sink the Imperial navy in a matter of hours
>tfw you will never be a mage working unrestricted with alchemists and philosophe's of various races and ethnicity to create the coolest contraptions and weapons
I was waiting for the moment that Kovir would enter the war and just totally thrash Nilfgaard's shit, but it never came. It's sad that Kovir isn't touched upon at all in the games, considering how fucking cool of a place it is in the books.
There will never be a game as good as the Witcher 3 in like 10 years.
>>336146125
Yen fucked Crach an Craite too
>>336148012
There's the Koviri tower in Skellige with the stupid DRM and GOG joke
>>336148223
>mfw I don't play in English and this joke flew completely over my head
Had a good kek, thanks for this, anon
>>336147464
>tfw CDPR will never explore past the Dragon Mountains, Nilfgaard and Zerrikania in expansions
>>336148083
Despite its mechanical flaws and some things I wish CDPR did much better, there are few games I found as rousing of an adventure as TW3 in recent years.
>>336148083
Witcher 3 isn't even good.
>LMAO JUST IGNORE THE SHIT GAMEPLAY STORY'S GOOD
>>336148083
CDPR is still alive
>>336143257
I swear I could recall her being called out as a Sorcerer in one of the stories.
>>336148169
Long time ago
I'm 60 hours in and still haven't found Ciri.
Honest question, is it worth doing all the sidequests and loot hunting, or should I just do the main story missions and get this the fuck over with?
>>336148083
I spent like 10 minutes trying to think of a series that has the potential to give us a game that's at least as good and couldn't think of one.
Fuck.
>>336148574
>shit gameplay
Obvious troll is obvious.
>>336143438
>‘Oh no, Triss. Never.’
Literally the best fucking line of those books.
Just bam.
Fuck you Triss.
>>336149050
>>336148083
Cyberpunk 2077.
>>336148012
Isn't the whole point of Kovir that they're a neutral state that doesn't really give a shit about the Northern Kingdoms or Nilfgaard
>>336149016
some sidequest are worth it, loot hunting is a waste of time
>>336132047
>chest tattoo
gross
>>336149315
they have money to hire mercenaries but they'd simply be overwhelmed by nilfgaard if they did go against them
>>336148083
thank god. The game was fucking terrible. And I'm not memeing here, I really think it was shite
>>336149501
*shit
>>336146276
Source
>>336149872
The books
>>336149872
4th book I think, she was raped by the lesbian of the Rats, after she saved her from being raped by a man.
And she kept raping Ciri for quite some time.
>>336149969
women can't rape you silly goose
>>336150086
it wasnt really rape just forceful closeness where you get orgasms
>>336131716
She's a fucking sorceress, she makes herself look exactly how she wants. They all do.
>>336140404
Why?
>Cucked by a mage
>Gets his shit wrecked by a mage
>always caught up in some mage's plan
>>336131716
>blue
What a fucking retard.
>>336132129
Looks like any typical Grażyna
Kill Triss, Fuck Yen, Marry Ciri
>>336150223
Radovid had the right idea about mages
>>336131640
Implying you didn't fuck whores
In the previous games
>>336131214
What would it take for CDPR to make an Fallout game with an updated redengine 3?
>>336146405
It's in the steam folder
Steam\steamapps\common\The Witcher 3\ARTBOOK
>>336150889
cp77 is basically fallout if the apocalypse hadnt occured
Ves is literally the best girl, i wish i could settle down with her instead of shitty mage whores.
>>336151147
Sheit you're right, thanks.
>>336151308
so how many times shes been raped?
>>336151308
>tfw you can't talk to her and she hardly even acknowledges you
Giving her the dick was a mistake.
>>336151308
Remember that part in Witcher 2 where Roche implies that he doesn't trust Ves and thinks she's hiding something in regards to the whole events with Henselt at the Blue Stripes camp? What the fuck was up with that, they just completely dropped that thread
>>336151587
just find any mage to fix her vagina and anal with some magic and all is fine and dandy
>>336151658
it was the only right thing to do i really wanted to give her the d again
>>336151737
yeah that was pretty weird i guess
>>336151587
a few times when young then henselt cucked roche
>>336150556
I would have let him live had he not killed my nigga
>>336151737
She hides being raped, that's all, but it's just executed in a poor way so it seems like she's actually a traitor.
>>336149050
kek are Witcher drones really this delusional? There are a dozen games released each year better than some Ass Creed Polack clone. There's a reason why these threads are considered a shill circlejerk ground. Because of posts like this that makes an average AAA open-world game appear to be the coming of Messiah.
>>336151587
Ves... had a hard life.
>>336152150
(You)(You)(You)
>yfw the Polish VA Yen is pure sex
Glad I checked out the VAs before starting, English sounds lame compared to it.
>>336152009
CDPR sure carried on the proud tradition of killing off likable characters off screen.
>>336152279
You should hear ciris english Va, its just godawful
>>336152150
funneeee
>>336145314
you're a big guy
>>336152279
You haven't played the game, unless you've played a kurva playtrough.
>>336144712
god damn
>>336150556
This. They have way too much power and it's amazing that they've been as self controlled as they have, staying in advisory positions. If they wanted to and worked together they could establish a magic oligarchy. The various governments really should be researching ways to defend against magic and control mages Templar style.
Druids are based though.
>>336152490
I always wonder are people doing these kind of posts actually niggers.
>>336152376
>>336152230
I don't mind Witcher 3 but the fanbase is making a mockery of itself by sucking its dick so much.
>OMG greatest game ever made can't think of one game better than this clearly flawed open-world game
Give me a fucking break. No other thread on /v/ goes down like this. Even the games that are liked tend to be more balanced. There's a difference between enjoying Witcher 3 and pretending it's some flawless masterpiece that never ever will be replicated.
>>336152604
It's to support the people making the webms/shots like that to make more.
>>336152636
so whats your final solution?
>>336132331
You mean her boyfriend?
You are aware that geralt was the bull in that scenario right? The other guy was with her, and had even proposed.
ELFLETS WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?
>>336152357
I listened to them both here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hHuEv9f1B8
Ciri is perfect in the Polish one, no idea what the fuck happened with the English one.
7:30 Yen English
9:57 Yen polish
11:45 Ciri English
14:08 Ciri Polish
Also the Japanese sounds fucking ridiculous, holy shit not even once. Japanese voices literally do not work in non-Jap games.
>>336152279
The Polish VA has always been fantastic for the girls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rE9kBTgZ8-c
>>336152823
Talk about the game instead of talking about how great and glorious it is. Either way, I don't want to derail the thread. I actually enjoyed some of the content posted here but some posts got way overboard. I'll be quiet now.
>>336139961
Yes, now fuck off normie
>>336152575
that's what nilfgaard did tho
>>336152636
>Give me a fucking break. No other thread on /v/ goes down like this.
Check out the Souls threads, friend, there's a ton more circlejerking there, Witcher threads always have "it's shit", "story is shit", "gameplay is shit" and so on. I'm glad Malcolm here pissed a bunch of those autists off.
>>336152636
Quit being retarded, it was literally one guy being kinda cringey praisey, but otherwise it's just people talking about what they enjoyed about the games.
>>336152917
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYzwpF6MNQU
>>336152636
>nobody can like this thing so much because I don't like it so much
Everyone has different opinions. You need to find a nice hugbox and fuck off asap.
>>336153091
>there's a ton more circlejerking there
Although DaS threads are in a constant state of shitposting over platform wars, muh unfair boss battles and how awful DaS2 was.
>>336153197
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-BgREkkjcg
>>336152917
every one of those ciries sound the same to me
>>336152917
id actually want to play game in english coz most voice acting is high quality but with ciris changed to polish
>>336152917
The french ones is not bad with geralt and yen.
>>336153293
>BB NEVER EVER
>DS2
>NOT THE WORST GAME OF ALL TIME
>GANKSQUADSFAGS
>>336152704
The faces and clothes are amazing in W3
>>336153367
The devs said in some conference that they actually write the story and dialogue in Polish first since the team doing it are all poles, and then they translate it to English.
>>336152286
Is there any character in TW3 from the previous games that isn't a direct main character?
>>336152917
Yens polish voice a shit.
>>336152704
more
>>336153584
Well yeah no shit, the whole company is in Poland, run by Poles, and making games based on Polish books, why would they make it in English first
>>336153078
Maybe I should pay more attention, I forgot about that. Rulers are still way too trusting of mages.
>>336152917
Japanese VO is so good
>>336153597
Depends on how you define "main". Like there's Thaler, the wolf school witchers and others.
>>336153584
>>336153821
I thought they said that used to be their practice up until 3, which was done in English first.
>>336153886
I have hard time believing jap dub works well on foreign products becuase the language works differently
>>336152917
Fuckign Japanese voices, funny shit.
Ciri's got some nice tits desu
http://img.playground.ru/images/8/8/witcher3_2015-05-30_00-56-30.jpg
NSFW
>>336154036
Those tits and that eye shadow make my dick harder than a diamond
>>336132331
You do know that her relationship with Istred predates her meeting with Geralt right? If anything Istred is the one being cucked.
>>336153768
>>336154036
its so pointless to play with nude mods, only contextual nudity is worth it
>>336131640
What I never got is would she go back to looking like a hideous hunchback if you took away her magic? or did she permanently change her physical form?
>>336152462
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYzwpF6MNQU
>>336154005
Namco went nuts for TW3 with heavy promo and top tier VO + trad, jap voice actor are actually good actors unlike the rest of the world. Lip synch is weird but it doesn't matter
>>336154374
no, the magic worked just as plastical surgeries work in real world, they effects are permanent, unless removed by someone
>>336154374
It's permanent.
>>336154374
It's an alteration, not an illusion, she just changed her form
It's different from Lydia, who had her entire lower face blown off and couldn't really plastic surgery that back together so she had an illusion for a jaw
I just started TW3 and I'm still in Velen, does it ever stop being socomfy
>>336154725
>Lydia
holy fuck, I almost completely forgot about her.
seems like I should re-read the series
>>336152279
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>>336152917
>Ciri is voiced by THE Miyuki Sawashiro
Welp, time to fap.
>>336154543
>removed
Bad choice of word. There is nothing to remove. She would have to be re-altered.
>is she smart?
yeah
>is she loyal?
uhh
>is she grateful?
uhhhhhhhhhh
>does she have the key to your heart?
well there was this djinn that I... shit
>>336154003
No there's a video of the conference QA where someone asks and the dev answers what I wrote.
>>336149450
Every Northern Kingdom rallied together to purge Kovir, after they had spent decades dropping off all political dissidents, mages, and pogrom survivors that they didn't want in their kingdoms onto Kovir. When they all decided to kill them, they were utterly blown the fuck out by the most technologically advanced and egalitarian group in the world.
Kovir could utterly wreck any other Kingdom or Empire on the known continent.
>>336155092
well, yeah, I was still relating to the 'real world plastic surgeries part', where your altered body parts, i.e boobs, can get 'removed'
>>336154860
I found Velen severely uncomfy, so just wait until you get to Skellige.
>>336155018
how did shaft get such good voice-actors in their team
>>336154425
It never gets old. Now to wait for the brave soul who can capture the 100 hours of kurwa in w3.
>>336155212
Wasn't that just Redania trying shit? Pretty sure it wasn't all of the North.
>>336155269
fucking perfect
>Redkit literally not happening
Why fucking release it for Witcher 2, a game without that much potential, and not the open world equivalent?
>>336155474
The combined forces of Temeria, Kaedwin, and Redania couldn't do fuck all to Kovir. If the technological standard of the continent is close to our own in the 1600's, then Kovir is in the late 1700's.
>>336155474
redania with help of other kingdom's expeditionary forces
>>336155713
maybe they are waiting for the b&w to drop and increase the attention? idk, not giving it right away seems weird to me too
>>336155713
http://www.nexusmods.com/witcher2/mods/top/?
thats the absolute best mods redkit gave to the world
witcher 3 is not skyrim 2.
>>336156048
No one wanted to mod for a game like that. Its why the biggest modding community is all on open world games.
To all weebs: Does yenn remind you of senjougahara?
>>336156496
both are tsundere but thats arent similar in behaviour or anything else
>>336155119
>does she have the key to your heart?
>well there was this djinn that I... shit
>i never read the books!
>>336156496
no, other than their show/game is shit
>>336131214
If you like women with the face of a man just admit you're gay already.
>>336156931
thats nice but how is that related to witcher series?
is that just what happens to be on your mind right now?
>>336156931
I don't know why but this thing gets my dick hard
holy shit OP you are right she does look better
>fuck up and lose triss
>realize the only thing I have left is the insufferable cunt yeneffer
>settle for her
>she's so fucking shit i rush the game and the experienve gets spoiled
Yen literally ruined the game for me
Reminder that Yen cucked Geralt and then Geralt cucked Yen. They really are made for each other.
Yen cucked him first because he literally ran out in the middle of the night then proceeded to fuck both of her close friends and then come crawling back after 4 years and after she tried to move on to only have Geralt beg to have her take him back. I can see why she did what she did and I felt no pity for Geralt. Early Yen was a cunt but early Geralt was an immature asshole. Then after Geralt and Yen got back together Geralt ends up fucking fringilla as he thinks Yen betrayed him while in reality she was rotting on a prison cell and enduring torture. Though if Geralt calls fringilla 'yen' during sex does that count as cheating?
>>336149969
Is it pretty lengthy? This is my fetish...
>>336158505
How can you even fuck up with Triss.
>>336157390
Me too. I hope it's a guy and put him in his place and that's on all four to suck my dick.
>>336158790
No, not really.
>>336158790
Anon is exaggeration and/or projecting. She was basically being a college lesbian and experimenting with her sexuality by munching some carpet. Wasn't very rapey tbqh
>>336158790
It's not really rape. But close to it. It was about to be rape when the guy tried it.
>>336131214
Yen and that other doctor redhead looked good but they had such manly jaws that ruined them for me.
Anyway, actual best girl here.
>loyal
>beautiful and feminine like a true princess
>can paint
>housewife, so she will be always there when you come back
>love so much to the point that she rather become a ghost so she can wait for you
This was the perfect romance option, and IT FUCKING WASNT A ROMANCE OPTION, what the fuck?!
That immortal guy doesnt deserve her. If I had any say in this, Geralth would have had ghost sex forever in that painted world!
>>336132047
>driving in Atlanta and I see a someone like her with her hairstyle
>with a stroller
>with a toddler
>with a guy
good job
>>336158505
Triss romance is the shitty one. You did good.
>>336155119
Yen was loyal enough to kill herself for Geralt and also unlike Geralt didn't cheat in their relationship after they matured. Sure she wasn't in the beginning but she grew to be unlike Geralt resisted temptation when the time came.
>>336159498
>Geralt didn't cheat in their relationship after they matured.
Oh really, when did this happen?
Somewhere after they become Ciri's parents and geralt starts fucking that mage in Toussaint, and then lies to Yennefer's face about it when they finally reunite.
They're all horrible people.
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